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PooPI
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| #!/usr/bin/env node | |
| 'use strict'; | |
| var express = require('express'); | |
| var app = express(); | |
| app.get('/', function (req, res) { | |
| var amount_of_shit = req.query.count || '1'; | |
| if (amount_of_shit.match(/\D/)) { | |
| res.status(400).send('ERROR: Value of `count` must be a number!'); | |
| return; | |
| }; | |
| if (parseInt(amount_of_shit, 10) > 9000) { | |
| res.status(413).send('ERROR: Too much shit!'); | |
| return; | |
| }; | |
| res.send('💩'.repeat(amount_of_shit)); | |
| }); | |
| app.listen(3000) |
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| FROM node:6.5.0-wheezy | |
| RUN mkdir -p /srv/poopi | |
| COPY ./ /srv/poopi/ | |
| WORKDIR /srv/poopi | |
| RUN npm install | |
| CMD ./app.js |
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| { | |
| "dependencies": { | |
| "express": "^4.14.0" | |
| } | |
| } |
Author
JamesAwesome
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Sep 7, 2016

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Docker Usage
docker pull jamesawesome/poopi
docker run -p 3000:3000 -d jamesawesome/poopi
curl -sLo - "http://localhost:3000/?count=300"
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