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adamhepton / package.json

Last active February 3, 2017 15:07

Dirty node.js script that queries the Slack API to find out who has posted most (or least) into a Slack channel of your choice.

	{
	"name": "channel-stats",
	"version": "1.0.0",
	"description": "Find out who has posted most into a Slack channel",
	"main": "slack.js",
	"scripts": {
	"test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
	},
	"author": "Adam Hepton <[email protected]>",
	"license": "ISC",

adamhepton / ebay-scraper.js

Created September 8, 2016 14:28

Scrape guts out of ebay auctions. Save into a writable directory, `npm install` and run with `node ebay-scraper.js` followed by as many URLs as you want.

	var jsdom = require('jsdom'),
	csv = require('json2csv'),
	fs = require('fs'),
	processed = [],
	urls = process.argv.slice(2),
	fields = ['title', 'price', 'image', 'date', 'description'];

	urls.forEach(function(url) {
	jsdom.env(
	url,

adamhepton / ebay-scraper.js

Created September 8, 2016 14:27

Scrape guts out of ebay auctions.

	var jsdom = require('jsdom'),
	csv = require('json2csv'),
	fs = require('fs'),
	processed = [],
	urls = process.argv.slice(2),
	fields = ['title', 'price', 'image', 'date', 'description'];

	urls.forEach(function(url) {
	jsdom.env(
	url,

adamhepton / keybase.md

Created July 29, 2016 15:15

Keybase Proof

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am adamhepton on github.
I am prox (https://keybase.io/prox) on keybase.
I have a public key ASC70yZzCdhBilWveuMjteIPI4Gi3Fe9W27EVb55h3xsggo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

adamhepton / bash_aliases

Created October 26, 2015 10:56

Hard reset git branch to state of corresponding remote tracking branch

alias reset='git status -sb | awk -F'\''[/.]'\'' '\''NR==1{print "git reset --hard " $4 "/" $5}'\'' | xargs -I {} sh -c {}'

adamhepton / .bash_profile

Last active September 4, 2015 10:29

If you SSH between boxes regularly and want a little mental signpost, here's something for 256-colour terminals you might like that gives you colours to use in your prompt based on hostname.

	# ... insert this somewhere in your .bash_profile or .bashrc
	if [ -f ~/.bash_prompt ]; then
	. ~/.bash_prompt
	fi

adamhepton / cards.js

Last active December 16, 2022 19:26

All the Cards Against Humanity cards

	module.exports = [
	{"id":1,"cardType":"A","text":"Flying sex snakes.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":2,"cardType":"A","text":"Michelle Obama's arms.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":3,"cardType":"A","text":"German dungeon porn.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":4,"cardType":"A","text":"White people.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":5,"cardType":"A","text":"Getting so angry that you pop a boner.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":6,"cardType":"A","text":"Tasteful sideboob.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":7,"cardType":"A","text":"Praying the gay away.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":8,"cardType":"A","text":"Two midgets shitting into a bucket.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},
	{"id":9,"cardType":"A","text":"MechaHitler.","numAnswers":0,"expansion": "Base"},

adamhepton / gist:b1c743110543e9fbf9b5

Created March 6, 2015 09:34

Letter to Ronnie McDonald

	Dear Ronnie (can I call you Ronnie, or would you prefer Mr McDonald?),

	This morning, we did a breakfast run in our team -- we do one a week for eight to ten people depending on who's in. Every week, there's something slightly wrong: it's never anything huge - a missed Diet Coke here, a Bacon McMuffin instead of a Sausage there, no ketchups, a milk-flavoured milkshake rather than strawberry: I think you get the picture.

	Anyway, I'm not here to bag on the excellent staff at Halifax, they rep' you wildstyle, yo, but I wouldn't want to ruin your day's clowning with you thinking everything's all good when there are minor infractions taking place like this.

	CAN HAZ VOUCHERS?

adamhepton / virtualenv-bootstrap.cmd

Last active August 29, 2015 14:06

	@ECHO OFF
	PowerShell.exe -NoProfile -NonInteractive -ExecutionPolicy unrestricted -Command "& %~d0%~p0%~n0.ps1" %*
	echo Powershell exited %errorlevel%
	pause
	EXIT /B %errorlevel%

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Keybase proof