Brendan Schwartz bschwartz

I hereby claim:

I am bschwartz on github.
I am brendanschwartz (https://keybase.io/brendanschwartz) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 92F6 2F9A 12AC 4855 8BDF 6567 0E25 A3D0 2002 85B4

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	require 'nsq'
	require 'thread'

	queue = Queue.new

	consumer_for_topic1 = Nsq::Consumer.new(
	topic: 'topic1',
	channel: 'multi-topic-consumer',
	queue: queue
	)

	FreshUrl.waitsFor(function(){freshUrl.allReady()}).then(function(){
	// This will fire once all analytics platforms are ready
	// Scrub everything in the query string, not just utm_*
	window.history.replaceState({}, '', window.location.pathname + window.location.hash);
	});

	#
	# Put this in a directory and create a `Gemfile` with this in it:
	#
	# source 'https://rubygems.org'
	# gem 'nsq-cluster'
	# gem 'nsq-ruby'
	#
	# Then run `bundle install` to install the require gems.
	# Then run this like so: `ruby fin-failer.rb`
	#

	module RandomMaker

	ADJECTIVES = %w(red blue yellow fuschia orange teal smokey the a some greyest lovely hyped
	another justa speedy quick fast worldly scholarly slow sloth-like understated overestimated
	leftover worthless optimistic friendly venerable quixotic lowkey shiny glowing hot cold tepid
	lukewarm fairweather winning elusive secret ancient ruined rare unique extra thebest my-greatest
	string-like towering confused insulant brave cowardly cycling rolling uncle aunt nostalgic
	beastly slanted enchanted top-notch grade-a primo grand creepy)

	NOUNS = %w(cadillac smith carl fish sticks car mechanic smoothie art cabbage screen kiwi yam

	--------------- the page ------------------

	<li class="recipe">
	<a href="#" class="star"/>
	<h3><%= "Chile-Braised Pork Shoulder Tacos" %></h3>
	<p class="details"><%= "Added by you, shared with 3 others, edited by 2 others, 5 comments" %></p>
	<p class="source"><%= "Bon Apetit" %></li>
	<div class="actions">
	<a href="#" class="share">Share</a>
	</div>

	<html>
	<head>
	</head>
	<body style="padding: 0px 0px 0px 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;">
	<div id="wistia_253852" width="438" height="320">Almost there...</div>
	<script src="http://embed.wistia.com/embeds/v.js" charset="ISO-8859-1"></script>
	<script>
	Wistia.VideoEmbed('wistia_253852',438,320,{videoUrl:'http://embed.wistia.com/deliveries/f429e644d5d0f46bd36496d4caab604379382ce5.bin',stillUrl:'http://embed.wistia.com/deliveries/0a87e488223ac510058dad6ec742d9e8b4b50fe1.bin',distilleryUrl:'http://distillery.wistia.com/x',accountKey:'wistia-production_3176',mediaId:'wistia-production_253852',mediaDuration:44.78,autoPlay:true});

	var v = document.getElementById('wistia_253852');v.load();v.play();

	#!/usr/bin/env ruby

	#
	# Send your exact HTTP request back to you in the response body.
	# Useful for debugging.
	#

	require 'proxymachine'

	proxy do \|data\|

	/*
	* Tracks a video's play progress via Vertster
	*
	* Usage:
	*
	* Vswap.trackWistiaVideo(560, 'wistia_123', 63.0);
	*
	* Note: This currently only works with a Wistia video embed but could be easily adapted to
	* work with YouTube or other video players.
	*/