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cheeseonamonkey / scraper.py

Created December 7, 2025 09:16

chord scraper

	import csv, json, os, random, re, time
	from typing import Optional
	from curl_cffi import requests # pip install curl_cffi
	from bs4 import BeautifulSoup

	# --- CONFIGURATION ---
	BATCH_SIZE = 500 # Lowered slightly to be safe
	MIN_DELAY, MAX_DELAY = 12, 40
	LONG_DELAY_CHANCE = 0.08 # 8% chance of a "coffee break"
	LONG_DELAY_RANGE = (120, 300) # 2-5 minutes

cheeseonamonkey / disk_compression_benchmarker.zsh

Last active December 7, 2025 03:40

transparent compression benchmarker (brtfs)

	#!/usr/bin/env zsh
	set -euo pipefail

	SRC="/tmp/testfile.dat"
	DEV="/dev/disk/by-id/scsi-0Linode_Volume_blk_vol"
	MNT="/blk"
	TMP="$MNT/.bench_tmp"

	OPTS=("none" "lzo" "zlib:1" "zlib:5" "zlib:9" "zstd:1" "zstd:3" "zstd:6" "zstd:9" "zstd:15")

cheeseonamonkey / rec_vad_vosk_agc.py

Created December 6, 2025 07:51

rec_vad_vosk_agc.py

	#!/usr/bin/env python3
	"""Record voice activity, apply light AGC, and transcribe with Whisper (English only)."""

	import argparse
	import json
	import collections
	import os
	import queue
	import threading
	import time

cheeseonamonkey / fetch.zsh

Created December 6, 2025 07:50

custom fetch

	#!/usr/bin/env zsh
	# Custom fetch script (zsh only)
	# - jp2a image (color, more detail)
	# - 2-column layout: system (left), misc/fun stats (right)

	set -u
	set +x 2>/dev/null \|\| true # disable xtrace so lv/rv lines don't print

	# -------------------- Colors / formatting --------------------

cheeseonamonkey / dump_x_xfce.zsh

Created December 3, 2025 15:48

dump xfce DE config

cheeseonamonkey / recompress_android_apk.zsh

Last active November 17, 2025 12:05

re-compress apk

	#!/bin/bash
	recompress_apk() {
	local dry_run=0 png_opt=6 jpg_q=70 zip_lv=9 webp_q=85 use_webp=0 use_7z=0 zopfli_i=50 advzip_i=100 lossy_png=0

	while [[ $# -gt 0 ]]; do
	case "$1" in
	-d\|--dry-run) dry_run=1; shift ;;
	-p\|--png-opt) png_opt=$2; shift 2 ;;
	-j\|--jpg-quality) jpg_q=$2; shift 2 ;;
	-z\|--zip-level) zip_lv=$2; shift 2 ;;

cheeseonamonkey / fix-pip.sh

Created October 29, 2025 10:28 — forked from felipealfonsog/fix-pip.sh

Removing Python's EXTERNALLY-MANAGED lock

	#!/usr/bin/env bash

	echo "──────────────────────────────────────────────"
	echo " Removing Python's EXTERNALLY-MANAGED lock "
	echo "──────────────────────────────────────────────"
	echo "* Developed and engineered by:"
	echo "* Felipe Alfonso Gonzalez <[email protected]>"
	echo "* Computer Science Engineer"
	echo "* Chile"
	echo "------------------------------------------------"

cheeseonamonkey / chessFetchers.js

Last active September 24, 2025 01:41

Get chess.com games of username

	// fetch archives of a username
	async function fetchUserArchives(username) {
	const url = `https://api.chess.com/pub/player/${username}/games/archives`;
	const response = await fetch(url);
	const data = await response.json();
	return data.archives;
	}

	// fetch games from an archive
	async function fetchArchiveGames(username, month, year) {

cheeseonamonkey / backup_home.zsh

Last active October 18, 2024 19:45

backup_home.zsh

	#!/bin/bash

	# Set the backup filename
	BACKUP_FILE="home_backup_$(date +%Y%m%d).squashfs"

	# Create a temporary directory to hold the files to be backed up
	TEMP_DIR=$(mktemp -d)

	# Copy the files to the temporary directory
	cp -r "$HOME"/.bash_logout "$TEMP_DIR"

cheeseonamonkey / bcache_benchmarker.zsh

Last active October 13, 2024 20:38

bcache_benchmarker.zsh

	#!/bin/zsh

	# Define paths and test file size
	TEST_FILE_SIZE=1024 # Size in MB (1G = 1024MB)
	TEST_FILE_PATH_ROOT="/testfile"
	TEST_FILE_PATH_HDD="/hdd/testfile"

	# Clear bcache stats
	echo "Clearing bcache stats..."
	echo 1 \| sudo tee /sys/block/bcache0/bcache/clear_stats > /dev/null

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