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| mefi.2009:21:15 <+douglbutt> <hashsport> @1queenofrock i think Michael Vick is a pretty cool guy, eh fights dogs and doesn't afraid of anything. #tcot #vick #evictvick #baseball ... | |
| mefi.2009:22:13 <+douglbutt> <1QueenofRock> @1queenofrock i think Michael Vick is a pretty cool guy, eh fights dogs and doesn't afraid of anything.YOUR AN ASS -GET A SPELLER | |
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| mefi.2009:17:09 <+douglbutt> <annafran> And apparently no one gives a fuck what YOU think, Mr. 15 followers @douglbutt. #tweetwars *ding ding!* :D | |
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| mefi.2009:02:25 <+douglbutt> <OhMyVag> (@douglbutt) #penis If McCain wins, I run with penis in vagina tonigth | |
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| mefi.2009:22:49 <+douglbutt> <mobwatch> #iamthemob @douglbutt [Frederick Douglbutt, #mefi irc.slashnet.org] -> Your message and profile have been stored. | |
| mefi.2009:09:44 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 15 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:09:51 <+douglbutt> <TX_1> Yes, he is a Marxist. Death of freedom if he prevails. Ultimately he will fail. | |
| mefi.2009:09:53 <+douglbutt> <Death_is_Coming> RT @@douglbutt Yes, he is a Marxist. Death of freedom if he prevails. Ultimately he will fail.- @douglbutt Yes, he ... http://bit.ly/YVB7q | |
| mefi.2009:10:37 <+douglbutt> <TX_1> You are obviously a BHO supporter, hosted through slash.dot, probably just a robot program. | |
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| mefi.2009:22:34 <+douglbutt> <TX_1> You must feel empowered by BHO, you invoke threats to me via the Wise Latino. My thoughts displease you, the Left is truly sick. | |
| mefi.2009:23:09 <+douglbutt> <TX_1> "what have you got against latinos?" answer> Nothing, my son-in-law is one. Harvard Law Grad also. Not Leftie. proud as if my son | |
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| mefi.2009:16:38 <+douglbutt> <xoelle> Glenn Beck IS Mormon, it's not a rumor. =) | |
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| mefi.2009:11:36 < douglbutt> <TheAntiGuru> You have a finger, don't you? #tcot | |
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| mefi.2009:14:58 <+douglbutt> <3GUSA> @douglbutt:Hey Jack Ass, show me a story, a link, something to back up your allegations about Glenn Beck. | |
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| mefi.2009:16:38 <+douglbutt> <LoveMyNuts> (@douglbutt) Well, that was fun. Got my nuts ultrasounded. #mefi | |
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| mefi.2009:22:21 < douglbutt> <yesitsmegann> No there are black citizens 2. , I agree with you 100% but usually "white pride" adds fuel to the fire for libs to call us racist | |
| mefi.2009:22:26 < douglbutt> <ScnPalin> RT @douglbutt: Wilson is a HERO to TRUE South Carolinians everywhere, McCain is just a socialist n-loving RACE TRAITOR #tcot #tlot #sgp | |
| mefi.2009:22:27 < douglbutt> <xtapol> nice try, lefty. you're being a bit too transparent and nobody's buying it. #tcot #tlot #sgp #iamthemob | |
| mefi.2009:22:33 < douglbutt> <richpav> RT @douglbutt: Wilson is a HERO to TRUE South Carolinians everywhere, McCain is just a socialist n-loving RACE TRAITOR #tcot #tlot #sgp | |
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| mefi.2009:18:06 <+douglbutt> <OxyConservative> RT @douglbutt @glennbeck #tcot #tlot #glennbeck GLENN BECK DID NOT PLACE ANYTHING IN THE ASS, JACK PATCH PANEL? | |
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| mefi.2009:19:47 <+douglbutt> <CharlotteS88> Beware of @douglbutt and @NaderRaider. They are retweeting posts to make it look like I am making racist posts. Report, unfollow and block | |
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| mefi.2009:23:10 <+douglbutt> <RalphJacksonJr> lol now thats funny, It's unbelieveable how these teabaggers have to lie in order to make themselfs feel important #912dc sucks | |
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| mefi.2009:03:51 < DrJimbob> so i'm sitting in the bathroom giving my toddler a bath, and I look at twitterific and I see <douglbutt> KILL WHITEY and I thought damn, i'm missing #mefi | |
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| mefi.2009:16:21 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:17:48 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 40 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 10 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:56 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:20:56 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 12 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:13:51 < douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:13:52 < douglbutt> Your dick is 21 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:13:53 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:13:55 < douglbutt> <ScaryMofu> RT @douglbutt: #912 #glennbeck #tcot Liberal media denies 9/12 Glenn Beck march numbers, here is PROOF http://u.nu/93a93 | |
| mefi.2009:14:31 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:03 < douglbutt> <dirtfarmer69> Just hold on to that image, friend, and use it to excuse your miserable failures. Hope N' Change workin? | |
| mefi.2009:16:09 < douglbutt> Your dick is 46 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:18 < douglbutt> <dirtfarmer69> BUTT, what's in a name... Actually I voted for Ron Paul in the primary... Hey, what if the South had won? | |
| mefi.2009:16:19 < douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Most unheard of RT @douglbutt @dirtfarmer69 your communist tendencies are showing, comrade | |
| mefi.2009:16:20 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:24 < douglbutt> <dirtfarmer69> heh heh, next you'll be tellin' me they are good with Spears, too, right? | |
| mefi.2009:16:27 < douglbutt> <dirtfarmer69> yup, "soft as a sucker" (that ought take ya back some) | |
| mefi.2009:19:12 < douglbutt> <swear_bot> I fucking wanna fucking fuck the fucking shit out of fucking you, @douglbutt, you fucking fuck! | |
| mefi.2009:22:58 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 33 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:58 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 74 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:41 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:23:14 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:05 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:20:18 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:43 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 43 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:54 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:24 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 28 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:13 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 16 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:35 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 1 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:36 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 25 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:12:38 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 7 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:13:55 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 87 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:14:35 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:03:51 <+douglbutt> <swear_bot> Shut your filthy whore mouth, @douglbutt! | |
| mefi.2009:03:53 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 16 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:04:03 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 135 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:04:06 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 191 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:04:08 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 35 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:04:14 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 28 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:04:34 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 8 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:04:34 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 7 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:12:40 < douglbutt> Your dick is 15 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:13:05 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:56 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:21:42 < douglbutt> Your dick is 3 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:20 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:57 < douglbutt> Your dick is 44 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:23 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:32 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:34 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:14:35 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:14:36 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:14:37 <+douglbutt> <jamesduncan> sure, if you're got one | |
| mefi.2009:17:02 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 40 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:57 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 165 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:17:58 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 70 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:10 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 62 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:09:26 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 24 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:23 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 96 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:13 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 86 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:37 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 134 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:01:58 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 17 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:57 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 26 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:06 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:17:29 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:20:48 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 19 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:01:23 <+douglbutt> <emmlee> Um, I don't know? Who is it? | |
| mefi.2009:22:33 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 41 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:33 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:23:37 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 32 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:19:28 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:23:05 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 19 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:00:53 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 36 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:00:53 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:12:03 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 46 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:14:09 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:09 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 37 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:23:03 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:13:03 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 7 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:13 <+douglbutt> <debraaz> Nothing better than a good morning block, than, TWO morning blocks @douglbutt @OxyConservative 'blooday trowls' lol #tcot #p2 #tlot | |
| mefi.2009:10:22 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 1 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:14:57 < douglbutt> Your dick is 33 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:14:57 < douglbutt> Your dick is 4 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:14 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:25 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:41 <+douglbutt> <fart_robot> RT @douglbutt #tcot let's fart butter with spoons on an account, I'd try to learn IEEE standards?. FART ROBOT APPROVES. | |
| mefi.2009:15:26 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 19 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:03 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:18:18 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 69 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:57 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 52 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:57 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 100 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:44 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:46 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 118 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:03 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 39 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:04 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 17 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:04 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 3 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:04 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 11 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:29 <+douglbutt> <buffalopundit> she's still on the ballot, dude. No one needs to "write" her in. | |
| mefi.2009:10:42 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 53 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:19:48 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:20:40 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 97 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:12 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:53 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 49 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:17:23 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 35 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:17:24 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 166 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:10 <+douglbutt> <superkev07> Come on man, I'm sympathetic, but that's not even remotely close to a million. #housecall | |
| mefi.2009:20:24 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 40 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:25 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 25 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:01:11 < douglbutt> Your dick is 38 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:01:12 < douglbutt> Your dick is 7 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:25 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 22 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:17:24 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:18:53 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:28 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 8 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:23:22 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 47 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:10:02 < douglbutt> Your dick is 124 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:12 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:42 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:18:58 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:23:56 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:12:28 < douglbutt> <donttrythis> ...hanging out at the bomb range, with the crew & @jamyianswiss, blowing shit up. What are you doing? | |
| mefi.2009:12:52 < douglbutt> <coxn> Thanks @EarthLink_Gary for the welcome. I'm enjoying my 6.86Mbps down, 0.35Mbps up. Much better than earlier today! Huzzah Earthlink! | |
| mefi.2009:14:49 < douglbutt> <ParisParamus> Hey BHO. We're not in Af-Pak to fix them. We're there so that we're not bombed, nuked, an anthraxed. #tcot #hhrs #teaparty | |
| mefi.2009:15:03 < douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "Remember this: you're just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, remember that it's not." | |
| mefi.2009:15:05 < douglbutt> <stephenfry> God's pyjamas, the day still not over. Launch of Annabel Goldsmith's new book and then to BAFTA for premiere of Jam, the @BuyaCredit film. | |
| mefi.2009:15:08 < douglbutt> <Stewie> Oooh, do you know what time it is? | |
| mefi.2009:15:09 < douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "Remember this: you're just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, remember that it's not." | |
| mefi.2009:15:09 < douglbutt> <abevigoda> No swine flu for me, I'm alive! | |
| mefi.2009:15:11 < douglbutt> <31d1> thank you Kant Generator Pro, for entire minutes of fun | |
| mefi.2009:15:14 < douglbutt> <motherabigail> @VegasWalkinDude you dead yet, ugly imp of Satan? | |
| mefi.2009:15:14 < douglbutt> <VegasWalkinDude> When walking along the American highways and byways, there is a distinct risk to find yourself knee-deep in the hoopla. It's not pretty. | |
| mefi.2009:15:15 < douglbutt> <bigbenclock> Bing bong bing bong. Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong. | |
| mefi.2009:15:22 < douglbutt> <b> Awesome, I missed my seating @ applebee's but the manager bumped me to the front since I'm a vet =) | |
| mefi.2009:15:23 < douglbutt> <lowflyingrocks> 138852 2000 WN10, ~250m-570m in diameter, just passed the Earth at 13km/s, missing by ~twenty million, nine hundred thousand km. | |
| mefi.2009:16:17 < douglbutt> <faggots> Please RT Take the Pledge: Don't Ask, Don't Give http://cli.gs/eQtUg #Democrats #whitehouse #LGBT #nem | |
| mefi.2009:16:17 < douglbutt> <StevenMiller> RT @JPFreire: So if Maj. Hasan can go on a shooting rampage and not be a terrorist, can I leave my goddamned shoes on when I board a plane?! | |
| mefi.2009:16:18 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:18 < douglbutt> <ParisParamus> Hey BHO. We're not in Af-Pak to fix them. We're there so that we're not bombed, nuked, an anthraxed. #tcot #hhrs #teaparty | |
| mefi.2009:16:37 < douglbutt> <inkedmn> don't forget ".net" rhymes with "botnet". if you say it out loud, i mean. | |
| mefi.2009:17:30 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:17:37 < douglbutt> Your dick is 122 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:00 < douglbutt> <jessamyn> Got help fixing library server, answered email, went to gym, found photo of whale penis, all in a day's work. http://icanhaz.com/dorkz | |
| mefi.2009:21:35 < douglbutt> <mathowie> I passed out at home had a seizure, went to ER, did a cat scan and they found a growth. Awaiting surgery in the next week to remove it. | |
| mefi.2009:21:54 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> I passed out at home had a seizure, went to ER, did a cat scan and they found a growth. Awaiting surgery in the next week to remove it. | |
| mefi.2009:22:04 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> I passed out at home had a seizure, went to ER, did a cat scan and they found a growth. Awaiting surgery in the next week to remove it. | |
| mefi.2009:22:10 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 56 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:11 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 39 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:23:07 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> I passed out at home had a seizure, went to ER, did a cat scan and they found a growth. Awaiting surgery in the next week to remove it. | |
| mefi.2009:11:46 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Thanks for the well wishes, all. Looks like surgery is tomorrow afternoon. | |
| mefi.2009:11:47 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> For a few minutes, my existence and awareness were centered entirely on my asshole. Such profundamentity | |
| mefi.2009:12:00 <+douglbutt> <419scam> @bellebelle PIX OF THIS PLS. BETTER YET, VIDEO. #BUSINESSOPPORTUNITY | |
| mefi.2009:12:28 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Thanks for the well wishes, all. Looks like surgery is tomorrow afternoon. | |
| mefi.2009:12:29 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Best wishes @mathowie and family - great dude, prodigious online writer/creator. Nothing funny I can say about a brain tumor, sorry. | |
| mefi.2009:12:34 <+douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "Remember this: you're just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, remember that it's not." | |
| mefi.2009:14:58 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> @swolchok Hey Scott, are we having EECS 398 discussion today? | |
| mefi.2009:15:00 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:21 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:45 <+douglbutt> <spammers> Chilling at home with the kids...Connor is 8 and a half pounds, Charlotte is 7 and a half... | |
| mefi.2009:15:53 <+douglbutt> <BuffaloBuffalo> Go to Twitter. Search for a word of your choosing, plus 'nigga.' just try it, it's fun. | |
| mefi.2009:15:55 <+douglbutt> <GeeMan504> @YoungFee03 yeah... I think drake startin to annoy me. His voice sounds da same, all his verses startin to sound similar... idk | |
| mefi.2009:18:14 <+douglbutt> <badbanana> Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me. | |
| mefi.2009:18:15 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 27 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:54 <+douglbutt> <Daniel> @LovesMarissa haha no need to apologise I thought as much, it happens all the time. | |
| mefi.2009:18:55 <+douglbutt> <iran> we have access to twitter, here. a good news! | |
| mefi.2009:18:56 <+douglbutt> <StevenMiller> RT @badbanana Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me. | |
| mefi.2009:18:56 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 26 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:18:57 <+douglbutt> <Celi> bueno, unos mates y a trabajar | |
| mefi.2009:19:01 <+douglbutt> <premier> ahlala... mijn familie... pourquoi ce parti-là, Tine... Waarom ?! Waarom... | |
| mefi.2009:19:04 <+douglbutt> <BrotherAliMpls> @apm6902 Sorry, wasn't able to get it in the schedule this time. You should come to Chicago. | |
| mefi.2009:19:04 <+douglbutt> <Asheru> RT @joedmusic:#DMV rappers:if you want to witness true emcee'n (crowd/breath control, bars for days) from one of your own go see@Asheru ASAP | |
| mefi.2009:20:14 <+douglbutt> <beedog> listening to She Keeps Bees and drinking mead, woof | |
| mefi.2009:22:38 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @jimmiebjr @I_Voter loss leader at a web site? Seems less powerful than in a physical store. Well, I hope she makes lots of money! | |
| mefi.2009:22:48 <+douglbutt> <stephsemple> hey, you. yeah, you. fuck you. | |
| mefi.2009:23:02 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Just got home from OHSU! Turns out my flu was bad enough to rule surgery out, we'll revisit in one week. Thanks again for the well wishes. | |
| mefi.2009:17:53 <+douglbutt> <Midwest_General> This Packers/Cowboys game is one of the worst games I've ever seen. Yup, Packers suck! Eat it 'sconies! | |
| mefi.2009:17:56 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:19 <+douglbutt> <FakeAPStylebook> Do not combine a dash & a colon. It will open a portal to the Lost Tomb of Colonel McCormick. Also, it looks like a tiny dong. | |
| mefi.2009:10:22 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Dear internet: if you really wanted to know exactly what happened this week, read this insanely long post: http://bit.ly/37DMa4 | |
| mefi.2009:18:39 <+douglbutt> <mmfa> Beck on health care: "We're the young girl saying 'no, no, help me,' and the government is Roman Polanski": http://bit.ly/2Kd84O #p23 #HCR | |
| mefi.2009:21:44 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:23:28 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> @chockenberry in Ramp Champ, I'd pay $10 for each extra ball in some games. Howzabout adding it to the in-game store? | |
| mefi.2009:23:28 <+douglbutt> <31d1> when you can have whatever you want, you get what you deserve. | |
| mefi.2009:23:28 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> For a few minutes, my existence and awareness were centered entirely on my asshole. Such profundamentity | |
| mefi.2009:23:28 <+douglbutt> <josiah> I like how when you saw me I seemed so out of place that you were uncertain if it was actually me you were seeing. Yes, it was me. | |
| mefi.2009:23:33 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:32 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 2 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:11:38 <+douglbutt> <MINN_SIR> One last thing, who rides a bike like that? Ridiculous. | |
| mefi.2009:11:53 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> @chockenberry in Ramp Champ, I'd pay $10 for each extra ball in some games. Howzabout adding it to the in-game store? | |
| mefi.2009:12:16 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @foodcoop @psfc Hey, which is your Twitter feed? | |
| mefi.2009:13:02 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> For a few minutes, my existence and awareness were centered entirely on my asshole. Such profundamentity | |
| mefi.2009:13:02 <+douglbutt> <Skilz> What's up my peoples, I'm in the barbershop chillin not working right now, things r a little slow but theirs always a lot going on in SKILZ. | |
| mefi.2009:16:49 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> @chockenberry in Ramp Champ, I'd pay $10 for each extra ball in some games. Howzabout adding it to the in-game store? | |
| mefi.2009:16:52 <+douglbutt> <dickcheney> Won a baboon on eBay. Condition as-is, but I'm going to use the little guy for parts anyway. Never know when the ticker might blow a valve. | |
| mefi.2009:16:56 <+douglbutt> <startribune> After discovery of backyard horrors, Cleveland's focus shifts to healing, helping the living http://bit.ly/301yf | |
| mefi.2009:19:03 <+douglbutt> <gruber> I remember when Six Apart made things that others copied, rather than the other way around. | |
| mefi.2009:20:50 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:20:59 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @Sky_Bluez I can't see how he's not running. He's all over the place raising money for candidates, and speaking. | |
| mefi.2009:10:21 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:11:00 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 58 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:08:52 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> WHO WANTS TO HAVE UNPROTECTED, GAY SEX ON A CATHOLIC ALTAR? | |
| mefi.2009:11:02 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> Love how ads ShopRite, supermarket of my youth appearing on AOSHQ; it's like Proustian sensation sans calories of those little cakes! #tcot | |
| mefi.2009:11:53 <+douglbutt> <attackerman> shorter @SenJohnMcCain: I dont care what nuanced point you make, Gen Keane, just say POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS DESTROYING THE ARMY | |
| mefi.2009:14:03 <+douglbutt> <glennbeck> I just realized my tonsils are missing. Man, I wish I were as rich as M. Moore i could've had some of that sweet Castro Care he loves. | |
| mefi.2009:19:16 <+douglbutt> <MrBigFists> Relax. If you didn't want me knocking it over, why the hell did you write "tip jar" on it? Just for that, I'm taking my 15 cents back. | |
| mefi.2009:20:44 <+douglbutt> <smilinstanlee> Good night, sweet dreams, to all almost 25 ,000 of you. May your days be filled with sunshine and your nights with romance. See ya! | |
| mefi.2009:10:47 <+douglbutt> <britneyspears> http://tweetphoto.com/33f3f1 Photo of the Day (from Britney's show on 11/17 in Sydney, Australia) | |
| mefi.2009:16:28 < douglbutt> <mathowie> @nelson it's the one at http://www.withings.com/ works great, nice iPhone app, & 1 less thing to worry about posting to the web each morn. | |
| mefi.2009:00:13 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 34 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:00:13 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 22 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:00:33 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 83 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:00:33 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:00:33 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:00:33 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 61 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:03:59 <+douglbutt> <beedog> listening to She Keeps Bees and drinking mead, woof | |
| mefi.2009:03:59 <+douglbutt> <beedog> listening to She Keeps Bees and drinking mead, woof | |
| mefi.2009:22:44 <+douglbutt> <people> Play with my baby, she is 15 days now. | |
| mefi.2009:22:48 <+douglbutt> <brianpuccio> Just noticed that I don't read mail from mailing lists timely any more, I have unread mail there from September, this isn't working. | |
| mefi.2009:23:38 <+douglbutt> <Dude> If you want to feel like crap, go eat at McDs for lunch. I made that mistake yesterday and I'm still paying the price. Yuk! | |
| mefi.2009:23:56 <+douglbutt> <beedog> listening to She Keeps Bees and drinking mead, woof | |
| mefi.2009:11:39 <+douglbutt> <pg> In the Brain, Seven Is A Magic Number (Recalling seven items requires about 15 times the suppression needed to... http://ff.im/-bVoCU | |
| mefi.2009:15:05 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 301 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:05 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 28 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:11:27 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:11:41 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:20:52 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 12 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:28 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 29 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:28 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 17 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:29 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 110 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 19 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:33 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 55 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:33 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 104 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:34 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 7 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:35 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 30 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:37 <+douglbutt> <zenforlunch> Thank you, @Wassim. That was truly epic. http://bit.ly/4Mm4Ru | |
| mefi.2009:21:49 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 108 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:49 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:21:49 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 12 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:39 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 49 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:23:44 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:02:47 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 61 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:13:59 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> For a few minutes, my existence and awareness were centered entirely on my asshole. Such profundamentity | |
| mefi.2009:14:12 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> For a few minutes, my existence and awareness were centered entirely on my asshole. Such profundamentity | |
| mefi.2009:13:34 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> It still baffles me why I can redownload anything from the iPhone app store for free, but redownloading a song I get charged twice. | |
| mefi.2009:14:07 <+douglbutt> <Skilz> What's up my peoples, I'm in the barbershop chillin not working right now, things r a little slow but theirs always a lot going on in SKILZ. | |
| mefi.2009:20:04 <+douglbutt> <AFSpace> Air Force to launch third Wideband Global SATCOM satellite Wednesday, Dec. 2 at 7:21 p.m. WAR | |
| mefi.2009:20:02 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 165 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:02 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 18 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:39 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 120 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:40 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 14 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:40 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 84 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:20:40 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:03 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:13:47 <+douglbutt> <slhamlet> To get truly mass market, I think Second Life needs Linden Dollar prepaid cards sold at retail: http://tr.im/GdMc #SL | |
| mefi.2009:13:53 < douglbutt> <slhamlet> To get truly mass market, I think Second Life needs Linden Dollar prepaid cards sold at retail: http://tr.im/GdMc #SL | |
| mefi.2009:13:57 < douglbutt> Your dick is 7 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:26 < douglbutt> Your dick is 41 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:38 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:38 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:21:15 < douglbutt> <Football> RT @NFLFanHouse: RT @caplannfl: DeSean Jackson did suffer a concussion, Andy Reid confirmed after the game. | |
| mefi.2009:09:24 <+douglbutt> <ftc> Hey fucking idiot Americans, stop replying to this account, i'm not your Federal Trade Commission. | |
| mefi.2009:09:29 <+douglbutt> <ftcnews> Paul Steiger is Editor-in-Chief, President, and CEO of ProPublica.org http://www.propublica.org/about/staff/ | |
| mefi.2009:15:57 <+douglbutt> <Midwest_General> Some arrogant Somali man yelled at me in the parking lot to close my door, so I got out and made tar angels in the spot he wanted. Fuck you. | |
| mefi.2009:16:23 <+douglbutt> <fart> if you know the URL to any "worldwide age of consent" websites by heart, congrats, you are a creep | |
| mefi.2009:16:24 <+douglbutt> <McCainBlogette> I feel like John Cusack in Grosse Point Blank: "You can never really go home, but I guess you can shop there" or in my case, gamble there... | |
| mefi.2009:16:24 <+douglbutt> <McCainBlogette> deadline to my book is looming, working like a wild woman....think more Hunter Thompson "Fear & Loathing on Campaign Trail" than Going Rogue | |
| mefi.2009:16:34 <+douglbutt> <RickWarren> If God says 2 things that appear contradictory, both are true.The problem is U trying to fit God into ur theological box. | |
| mefi.2009:17:01 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:18:36 <+douglbutt> <RickWarren> Globally last yr 146,000 Christians were put to death because of their faith. No one, except Christians, said anything. | |
| mefi.2009:18:37 <+douglbutt> <RickWarren> If God says 2 things that appear contradictory, both are true.The problem is U trying to fit God into ur theological box. | |
| mefi.2009:18:39 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 29 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:45 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:03:06 <+douglbutt> <meganphelps> @Josh_Ennis Hitler was a murderer."Thou shalt not kill."He was also a tool used by God to execute judgment, like Nebuchadnezzar.See Jer 25:9 | |
| mefi.2009:11:35 <+douglbutt> <briggsb> Sorry, that should be 1000 feet. Math is failing me this morning. | |
| mefi.2009:11:36 <+douglbutt> <briggsb> A bit shaken as someone was shot and killed this morning about 200 feet from where I sit now. What never happens here, happened. | |
| mefi.2009:17:16 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:17:23 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:19:44 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> "Mommy, why does that man have a shirt on that says 'I heart CO2?' Mrs Smith said that its bad... " #tcot #sgp #hhrs #teaparty | |
| mefi.2009:15:54 <+douglbutt> <nostrich> Hey, Illustrator... Hey! Adobe Illustrator! ... Over here! Come here, Illustrator! ... Psych! Fuck you, Adobe Illustrator! | |
| mefi.2009:15:56 <+douglbutt> <nostrich> "I love you," she says. Smiling, I lean in, kiss her neck, sigh, and whisper into her ear: "I'm farting. Right now." I wink. She leaves. | |
| mefi.2009:15:57 <+douglbutt> <nostrich> When your only tool is a meme, every problem looks like oh god, please just shut the fuck up. | |
| mefi.2009:02:03 <+douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." | |
| mefi.2009:15:01 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:17:26 < douglbutt> Your dick is 32 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:26 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:22:02 <+douglbutt> <wootoff> $7.99 : Sound, Smell and Spit Science Curiosity Kit http://kids.woot.com | |
| mefi.2009:03:55 <+douglbutt> <snoopdogg> Game, dj quik, kurupt and pharrell on stage. See live at usteam.tv/snoopdogg!!! | |
| mefi.2009:19:51 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 23 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:49 <+douglbutt> <Durf> @matigo Imagine the rage, though! A RED planet! | |
| mefi.2009:11:21 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 3 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:23 <+douglbutt> <TWiT> Just posted: net@night 130: Amber Finds A Home: The top 10 web failures of 2009, Google goes real-time, and auto-tuning http://url4.eu/uN4j | |
| mefi.2009:16:02 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:17:06 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:22:05 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 6 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:14:09 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:19:02 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 86 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:10 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 83 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:01:15 <+douglbutt> <daver> Um, the chatbot/person for AT&T has said this 3 times *Smile back at you* - what the heck?? | |
| mefi.2009:01:16 <+douglbutt> <Oatmeal> RT @daver: Um, the chatbot/person for AT&T has said this 3 times *Smile back at you* - what the heck?? <-- BLOW YOUR RAPE WHISTLE DAVE | |
| mefi.2009:01:16 <+douglbutt> <fireland> I'll never forget Grampa's last words: Touch every boob you can, never let a Jew babysit your kid and OH GOD OH THE TERRIBLE LIGHT | |
| mefi.2009:01:16 <+douglbutt> <hotdogsladies> Just saw some jerk's sick kid cough all over the sugar packets, then toot about it like it's wasn't actually me which it definitely was not. | |
| mefi.2009:12:12 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 24 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:12:57 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:32 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:46 <+douglbutt> <zedshaw> Damn Twitter, looks like the Iranians found that backdoor I put in your Mongrels. Nice. | |
| mefi.2009:21:56 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> btw, my guess for the auction end was $8500. Glad to be wrong on that one! | |
| mefi.2009:15:17 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 4 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:17 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:19 <+douglbutt> <paparatti> Seriously devastated. This is one degree from Ledger dying. At least she didn't have kids. RIP Brittany Murphy, you were epic. | |
| mefi.2009:19:52 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> "Mommy, why does that man have a shirt on that says 'I heart CO2?' Mrs. Olsen said CO2 its bad... " #tcot #sgp #hhrs #teaparty | |
| mefi.2009:21:26 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @peteratskype aha, it's because Skype won't talk to Google Voice. http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/voice/thread?tid=0003188299d5d946 | |
| mefi.2009:23:19 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 16 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:23:48 <+douglbutt> <kidologist> Re: health care bills. I hear all the wonderful promises. I answer, name one gov run program that works & isnt bankrupt? Case closed. | |
| mefi.2009:01:11 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 75 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:01:12 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:01:21 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:14:00 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:53 <+douglbutt> <jenkem> Australia has given the green light to its mandatory internet content filter scheme. As an Australian, I feel disappointed and embarrassed. | |
| mefi.2009:16:08 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 7 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:18 <+douglbutt> <dukakis> @peppersantblai http://twitpic.com/1ybhc - hey there, good looking. :) | |
| mefi.2009:16:21 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:43 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:21:51 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 11 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:23:13 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 54 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:00:33 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:03:59 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> #blacklikeme #tcot the negroes at my desk calculator, though | |
| mefi.2009:09:50 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 18 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:09:54 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:06 <+douglbutt> <josiah> Don't like the BlackBerry DriveSafe.ly app! Installed it, followed itself on twitter and became a fan on FB thru my accounts w/o asking. WTF | |
| mefi.2009:17:01 <+douglbutt> <kidologist> @douglbutt i give up. you are a master of diversion from the issue at hand. U bring up the unrelated to avoid answering, there4 I'm done. | |
| mefi.2009:23:29 <+douglbutt> <textfiles> ...aaaand oh look, Yahoo! is killing MyBlogLog. Keep it going, fellas! Try selling the soda machines next. | |
| mefi.2009:11:40 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 15 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:11:41 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:11:47 <+douglbutt> <pooptag> "At this moment, I have a spiritual connection to those that pooped before me." @sshirokov | |
| mefi.2009:11:48 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 2 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:09 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 37 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:09 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 30 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:10 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 14 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:15:55 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:58 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:19 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:20 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:20 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 175 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:20 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 35 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:20 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 66 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:23 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:16:58 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 77 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:17:01 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 57 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:17:16 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:17:36 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> SCIENCE EATS AWAY AT GOD, PROVING THAT HE DIDN'T DO STUFF | |
| mefi.2009:21:20 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> OK, tried an iPhone today Chez ATT after trying to convince myself that the Droid/Eris is not but--BS. Waiting for iPhone! | |
| mefi.2009:21:50 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 30 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:07 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:15:05 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 38 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:25 <+douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "You can watch the house while I'm gone. Just don't call me unless something's on fire, and don't screw in my bed." | |
| mefi.2009:16:30 <+douglbutt> <glennbeck> december 18, 2009 | |
| mefi.2009:16:30 <+douglbutt> <charlesjohnson> Who said school was all bad? :-P in Roseville, MI http://tinyurl.com/5nfsno | |
| mefi.2009:01:15 <+douglbutt> <Midwest_General> I hate the Packers, but fuck the Steelers refs. Every single home game they're handed an opportunity for a comeback. | |
| mefi.2009:11:46 <+douglbutt> <petrillic> "TSA - Protecting you from yesterday, tomorrow." #tsaslogans | |
| mefi.2009:19:15 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 51 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:19:17 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 77 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:24 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 33 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:21:48 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:10:59 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:16:49 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 34 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:59 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 4 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:02:12 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 39 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:13:11 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> EVONY - FUCK MY BUTT NOW, MY LORD | |
| mefi.2009:18:17 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2009:22:22 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 40 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:07:53 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> @bellebelle that would be true in canada, if you live more than 100km from the US border you are among only 5% of the population | |
| mefi.2009:18:22 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 22 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:59 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 184 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2009:22:59 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 87 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:03:55 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:03:55 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
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| mefi.2010:04:02 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:13:30 <+douglbutt> <tireanavi> @brownpau I am Na'vi 'kin, yes. | |
| mefi.2010:19:13 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:19:13 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 1 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:19:35 <+douglbutt> <ThatKevinSmith> Via @MultipleSarcasm "If there was a button u press that'd make u gay for 24 hrs, would u press?" That 'button' is called some dude's cock. | |
| mefi.2010:16:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 4 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:16:53 <+douglbutt> <Sir_Templar> @glennbeck @douglbutt - We fight by sticking to the TRUTH, no matter where it takes us. If not TRUTH, then it's up to US to determine | |
| mefi.2010:19:08 <+douglbutt> <Ish> Adult ADD sufferers of the world, uni - hey, look! That cloud is shaped like a wiener dog! | |
| mefi.2010:21:50 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 72 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:16 <+douglbutt> <alimony> @Kenny73 @amweston me either, from other side of the fence. especially after scoring 17 in last 3 games. tis more excitement than enjoyment | |
| mefi.2010:22:18 <+douglbutt> <jesuschrist> @mgardot, jesus loves you <3 ¿any chance to listen you live in Barcelona? :D | |
| mefi.2010:22:18 <+douglbutt> <adolph> In Skymall, shoes that are extra stable and shoes that simulate walking on tippy cobblestones. | |
| mefi.2010:22:19 <+douglbutt> <franco> c'è solo una cosa peggiore di vedersi assegnato un problema difficile da risolvere, è il vedersi assegnato un... http://ff.im/dhUI6 | |
| mefi.2010:22:19 <+douglbutt> <Cthulthu> Brittany Murphy died, used to think she was hot back in 8 mile days. | |
| mefi.2010:22:20 <+douglbutt> <omaralbashir> Meetings in Cairo with US, Egypt and Libya were constructive and paved the road towards sustainable peace | |
| mefi.2010:22:20 <+douglbutt> <Marigold> @sopphey But in general, yeah... it's a hard color to keep | |
| mefi.2010:22:21 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> @rafeco Go this year! I'll buy you a beer. Heck, I think I owe you a case after a decade of great writing. | |
| mefi.2010:22:21 <+douglbutt> <Midwest_General> I hate the Packers, but fuck the Steelers refs. Every single home game they're handed an opportunity for a comeback. | |
| mefi.2010:22:23 <+douglbutt> <JohnKerry> Interesting op-ed from James Murdoch, a conservative case for limiting carbon pollution. http://bit.ly/6Ao6IH | |
| mefi.2010:22:23 <+douglbutt> <wilw> For the mother's sake, I hope this tantrum is a daily and not an encounter. Melora forbid it's an at-will. | |
| mefi.2010:09:16 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:12:15 <+douglbutt> <officialTila> I can't stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together... | |
| mefi.2010:00:55 <+douglbutt> <NathanFillion> I love you Dirty Cat. Rest in Peace, last March. Have a blast peeing on Jesus' bathroom rug. http://yfrog.com/4ejh5hj | |
| mefi.2010:00:55 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @Al_southshore Actually, it's where Avenue B+ crosses Avenue F. Of course, in NYC, Avenues don't cross, so it makes perfect sense. | |
| mefi.2010:10:42 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 22 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:10:43 <+douglbutt> <nick_ayers> We had good announcement re RGA $ earlier this week (25 mil COH), will be making another strong announcement later today re: organization | |
| mefi.2010:11:14 <+douglbutt> <abckatesnow> For World News, looking for recent converts to the "Tea Party" movement-- former independents or Dems who got fed up. Are you? Please RT! | |
| mefi.2010:15:46 <+douglbutt> <markos> When will @charliecristFL realize he's toast in the GOP primary and either 1) quit, or 2) switch to Dem party? | |
| mefi.2010:15:49 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:52 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:20:25 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 18 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:20:25 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 5 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:20:41 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:09:21 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:09:44 <+douglbutt> <hobocomp> I've been up for 28 days, 19 hours, 33 minutes | |
| mefi.2010:10:52 <+douglbutt> <naviotherkin> They're apparently not racist, but now people at OK.com are discriminating against people who are not cisgender. | |
| mefi.2010:14:35 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 10 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:04 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:09:34 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 307 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:14:04 <+douglbutt> <Ish> Baby food fail. We fed her rice cereal, which went everywhere but in her mouth. It looks more like we were trying to paper mache her. | |
| mefi.2010:20:22 <+douglbutt> <seancorcoran> Today at work we realized that at one point in Back to The Future 2, there are 4 Deloreans simultaneously in 1955. #veryproductiveday #BTTF | |
| mefi.2010:22:34 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 44 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:16:48 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:21:10 <+douglbutt> <stellaworld> If the victims in the earthquake, please abandoning its courage and hope luck.God bless you. #earthquake | |
| mefi.2010:03:54 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 14 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:03:54 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 32 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:03:59 <+douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "Been thinking for a while, and I'd say there's 1.5 pounds of shit in the dog. Tried to get the vet to weigh a sack of it. No dice." | |
| mefi.2010:03:59 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 98 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:25 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> I JUST STUCK MY DICK INTO A COW FOR SLOPPY SECONDS AFTER MY FRIEND WITH HERPES DID, IS THIS UNSAFE? | |
| mefi.2010:09:54 <+douglbutt> <simplebits> Dad tells me he now has an iPhone, yet signature reads, "Sent from my Windows® phone". | |
| mefi.2010:10:38 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @TheDailyCaller Good luck you nail in the MSM, you! | |
| mefi.2010:14:33 <+douglbutt> <jstrevino> BREAKING: Former Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska resigns as a contributor to the Fox News Channel. Wait, what? Too soon? | |
| mefi.2010:15:21 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:17:34 <+douglbutt> <naviotherkin> The racism and discrimination has left me disappointed in the human race, when beforehand I was not judging them for being short and weak. | |
| mefi.2010:19:14 <+douglbutt> <MayorRTRybak> With a lot going on right now, could I please request people not land any more planes on Lake Calhoun or bring more cougars into the city. | |
| mefi.2010:10:56 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:16:02 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:16:02 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:16:03 <+douglbutt> <wilw> Regarding Star Trek Online, I will borrow a phrase from Pee Wee Herman: I don't have to play it, Dottie. I lived it. | |
| mefi.2010:17:05 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Seeding Star Trek Online beta client installer on BitTorrent all night. (Official Cryptic torrent, totes legit.) Peer away, Trekkies. | |
| mefi.2010:14:34 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:14:35 <+douglbutt> <threefourteen> Dirty bomb found at Grand Central station, HAZMAT is onsite /via @douglbutt | |
| mefi.2010:14:42 <+douglbutt> <tomwatson> @douglbutt is Twitter user spreading Grand Central rumors - he's at GCT getting on LIRR?? - ha, wrong in soooo many ways. | |
| mefi.2010:14:51 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 <+douglbutt> <AlisaRobinson> I was just at Grand Central and it got evacuated, NYPD everywhere. They wouldn't tell us why & I can't find any news. What's going on? | |
| mefi.2010:15:02 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:10 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 5 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:15:24 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:27 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:28 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @jesdon You are such a liar, stop offending the LORD #antglove | |
| mefi.2010:15:29 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:29 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:29 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:29 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @jesdon You are such a liar, stop offending the LORD #antglove | |
| mefi.2010:15:30 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:33 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> don't bring me donw, bruce! | |
| mefi.2010:15:33 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:35 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:36 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:37 < douglbutt> <OhMyVag> RT @douglbutt: vaginismus, not just for breakfast any more #vagina #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:16:21 < douglbutt> Your dick is 8 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:12:16 <+douglbutt> <neckro> Why yes, I AM the towering intellect, design genius, and virtuoso polymath behind antglove.com. Ladies: 1 or 2 at a time, please! #antglove | |
| mefi.2010:23:53 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 146 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:12:07 < douglbutt> Your dick is 12 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:10:24 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 16 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:10:34 <+douglbutt> <Mike_FTW> A 59-41 majority just feels fucking anemic, man. I don't blame the dems for giving up. The numbers just aren't there anymore. | |
| mefi.2010:10:37 <+douglbutt> <NikkiSchwab> Salahis praised the troops in their statement, which seriously pissed off several members of the committee. | |
| mefi.2010:10:38 <+douglbutt> <dmdsugar> So, please leave. Thanks. | |
| mefi.2010:10:38 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @peteratskype aha, it's because Skype won't talk to Google Voice. http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/voice/thread?tid=0003188299d5d946 | |
| mefi.2010:20:52 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> CALL THE LAW OFFICES OF SIMONFISH, SIMONFISH, AND GOLDCOP. ON THE HURTLINE | |
| mefi.2010:11:05 <+douglbutt> <mefi> "[T]en years later, I am an editor of The Feynman Lectures on Physics, Definitive Edition, and co-author, with Fey... http://bit.ly/6KhylZ | |
| mefi.2010:14:09 <+douglbutt> <naviotherkin> @Arco_Wolf Fine, thank you, and you? | |
| mefi.2010:14:10 <+douglbutt> <naviotherkin> @titanicotherkin I will, do not worry. I am an advocate for otherkin rights and a representative of the cause. | |
| mefi.2010:15:03 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:20:04 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 39 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:20:23 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 12 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:20:43 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 41 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:20:45 <+douglbutt> <annafrancesca> Just did an Action Hero Babe Build 1 workout, now i feel happier!! | |
| mefi.2010:22:56 <+douglbutt> <badbanana> To prevent cabin fever, I'm having my doctor inject me with a small amount of microscopic cabins. | |
| mefi.2010:10:34 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:10:35 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 31 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:12:03 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:14:00 <+douglbutt> <mzurer> @brownpau , there's about 5 minutes of new material on last night's "Office" that someone you knew had a hand in editing.... | |
| mefi.2010:19:35 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> An astronaut today made the first tweet in space. Moments later, he was already being followed by @BritneyFuckdVids. | |
| mefi.2010:19:50 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:00:31 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 35 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:47 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 2 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:50 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 84 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:01:04 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:38 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:42 <+douglbutt> <rcade> Neil Gaiman was raised by a high-level Scientologist, a fact that keeps getting edited out of Wikipedia. http://tinyurl.com/y9rfb78 | |
| mefi.2010:21:05 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:21:53 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:21:53 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:22:28 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:23:10 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:38 <+douglbutt> <stoya> @cleff When my biological clock starts ticking, I will blame you and your adorable spawn. He is so cuuuuuute. | |
| mefi.2010:16:09 <+douglbutt> <jimgeraghty> @mkhammer "Then again, your child could be the next PacMan Jones. Why take the risk? Brought to you by Planned Parenthood." | |
| mefi.2010:17:37 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:14:43 <+douglbutt> <malki> Watched 40 minutes of Apple keynote before realizing it was from Sept 09. Hey neat, the iPod Nano has video now | |
| mefi.2010:15:59 <+douglbutt> <KBAndersen> Watching AAPL's share price live: the moment Jobs announced the iPad's base price ($499), Apple's market cap increased by $5 billion. | |
| mefi.2010:16:18 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 21 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:16:18 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 307 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:18:03 <+douglbutt> <JoeLieberman> I'll be live on Imus in the Morning tomorrow at 7:30am -- tune into WELI 960 AM in CT, WJZW 105.9 FM in DC, or watch Fox Business | |
| mefi.2010:10:25 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:10:32 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:10:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 17 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:10:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 4 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:10:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 3 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:12:02 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:16:25 <+douglbutt> <sween> If you could travel back in time to when Hitler was a baby, you'd probably KISS HIS WIDDLE BELLY. | |
| mefi.2010:17:03 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 1 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:17:49 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 47 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:19:35 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:19:36 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 25 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:21:48 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 9 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 50 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:10:02 <+douglbutt> <Wonkette> @EricBoehlert Did you know that one time, Peggy Noonan saw a Mexican? | |
| mefi.2010:11:53 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:23:52 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 23 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:05 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 120 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:06:07 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 80 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:09:50 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:42 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @milo9 Yeah, NYC is in Tennessee. I have two post-graduate degrees and speak three languages. Only you are smart. | |
| mefi.2010:15:47 <+douglbutt> <wilw> #radiofreeburrito will be late this week, because I'm using my voice for two cartoons and an audiobook. | |
| mefi.2010:15:50 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @racistbitch a nigger owned other niggers SLAVERY STARTED IN AFRICA, THE WHITE MAN JUST DID IT TO BE CULTURALLY SENSITIVE | |
| mefi.2010:16:01 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:16:02 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:15:45 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:19:40 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 18 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:19:54 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 85 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:30 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 67 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:09:31 <+douglbutt> <mikemadden> Just walked past a guy carrying sign that says: "Obama must stop cutting human throats, eating human flesh." | |
| mefi.2010:11:28 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:23:26 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 235 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:27 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:23:27 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 64 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:28 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 11 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:29 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 71 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:58 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 136 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:11:21 <+douglbutt> <karljohn> From my brother, senior forecaster for National Weather Service: "DC is gonna get straight crushed by snow" | |
| mefi.2010:11:47 <+douglbutt> <guy> I'm at Cezar (9 Haim Fakris, Hamada, Rehovot). http://4sq.com/cNmiZN | |
| mefi.2010:11:52 <+douglbutt> <Prokofy> If the Lindens are going to moderate, they need to start with a) themselves & bad policies that incite hatred b) their friends who are pets | |
| mefi.2010:20:05 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:21:01 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:21:22 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 22 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:12 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 16 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:14:46 <+douglbutt> <lakefxdan> Very amusing watching tough-guy crew negotiate their icy, unshoveled sidewalk. Enjoy the fruits of your unlabor! | |
| mefi.2010:18:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 2 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:20:10 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 124 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:51 <+douglbutt> <jayrosen_nyu> Update: @daveweigel tells me there are 200 credentialed reporters at the Tea Party convention and 600 tea party-ers, 1:3. | |
| mefi.2010:09:07 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 27 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:15 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 73 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:09:58 <+douglbutt> <unsuckdcmetro> Hahaha RT @g3rd80 working from home in my underwear, FU #wmata | |
| mefi.2010:10:18 <+douglbutt> <unsuckdcmetro> SEPTA official regarding WMATA's 3-day, above ground shutdown: "WOW" as in "seriously?" | |
| mefi.2010:22:27 < douglbutt> Your dick is 52 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:27 < douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:14:13 <+douglbutt> <newtgingrich> On daily show was wrong re: ShoeBomber citizenship, was thinking of Padilla. Treating terrorists like criminals wrong no matter who is Pres. | |
| mefi.2010:15:24 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 72 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:29 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 45 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:31 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 18 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:32 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 133 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:41 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 17 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:43 <+douglbutt> <AngryCat> @jennawrites np! Once clicked, you both Block & Report them, so the link should've changed to "unblock." Nicely done, btw! What a poophead. | |
| mefi.2010:22:43 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:22:52 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> #WMATA keeping EFC, WFC, Dunn Loring, and Vienna stations closed tomorrow, so this will be a full work-from-home snow week. What? Bus? LOL | |
| mefi.2010:23:15 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 105 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:17 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 31 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:17 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 177 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:20 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:23:22 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:23:23 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 42 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:23 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 19 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:17:37 <+douglbutt> <msnbc> As many as 10 people reported shot at university, Huntsville, Ala., Times reports http://bit.ly/caJ3T3 | |
| mefi.2010:20:33 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 65 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:21:59 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Poor Amy Ryan. First she gets Michael Scott, then she gets Jimmy McNulty. #TheOffice #TheWire | |
| mefi.2010:22:00 <+douglbutt> Ok, I think I got that last one deleted. | |
| mefi.2010:22:42 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 19 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:22:56 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 146 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:23:07 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 50 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:06 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 20 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:11 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 124 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:16 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 92 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:00:17 <+douglbutt> Your dick is 10 characters too short, asswipe | |
| mefi.2010:21:30 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Happy B'day Glenn Beck! Ah, the wisdom of our elders... | |
| mefi.2010:00:02 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 72 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:02 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 31 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:04 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 35 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:31 <+douglbutt> Your post didn't go through. Feel free to try again, champ. | |
| mefi.2010:00:31 <+douglbutt> Your post didn't go through. Feel free to try again, champ. | |
| mefi.2010:04:32 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 15 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:41 < douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 82 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:46 < douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 22 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:51 < douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 38 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:15 < douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "Nah, we don't celebrate it. Don't know who St. Valentine was, don't give a shit, and doubt he wants people screwing in his memory." | |
| mefi.2010:18:45 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 23 characters | |
| mefi.2010:20:30 <+douglbutt> <jasonpermenter> Here, I got you a dozen roses for Valentine's Day but then I dipped them in liquid nitrogen and smashed them on the table because SCIENCE. | |
| mefi.2010:21:58 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 77 characters | |
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| mefi.2010:22:00 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 3 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:17 < douglbutt> <gailcarriger> Um, buy it as a gift for someone else? Or buy the second one, it's out soon. | |
| mefi.2010:20:07 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 36 characters | |
| mefi.2010:20:28 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 112 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:10 < douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 26 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:11 < douglbutt> <zikalasa> Feb 6 - 2 robbers wearing burkas entered the Evry post office, near Paris, and stole 4,500 Euro. CONCERNS THIS MAY ESCALATE BURKA CRIME! | |
| mefi.2010:11:29 < douglbutt> <isfullofcrap> Adding Louis Volare/Zachh Cale 7PM SLT gig to Blackberry, setting alert for Kyle O'Clock for Thursday. | |
| mefi.2010:16:17 < douglbutt> Rehash error: invalid syntax (module_twitter.py, line 61) | |
| mefi.2010:22:56 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 2 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:56 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 2 characters | |
| mefi.2010:07:08 <+douglbutt> <zikalasa> RT BTW frisbee courses need 2 be built by people. They get the job & $ 2 build one, and the community gets to play frisbee. | |
| mefi.2010:10:20 <+douglbutt> <Seriou> Cap and Trade will be better RT @zikalasa: RT frisbee courses need 2 b built. People get $ 2 build, community gets 2 play frisbee | |
| mefi.2010:11:00 < douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Happy B'day Glenn Beck! Ah, the wisdom of our elders... | |
| mefi.2010:11:05 < douglbutt> <hobocam> #crackheads Dancing around on HoboWebcam.com, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWPI17V_3Do | |
| mefi.2010:14:56 < douglbutt> <lancearmstrong> Golfed w/ @college6 today. On one tee I couldn't find my ball. I said, "you take my ball college?" He replied, "no, cancer did." #uhyeahtrue | |
| mefi.2010:00:25 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 21 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:09 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Why isn't there a Portlandist, @jakedobkin ? | |
| mefi.2010:12:18 <+douglbutt> <StevenMiller> @brownpau Yeah, I watched it live. The teleprompter were set up, but no one (so far) has used them. | |
| mefi.2010:13:36 <+douglbutt> <AircrewBuzz> FAA Registry info for N2889D, Piper PA-28-236 owned by Joseph Stack http://bit.ly/9CaauR #Austincrash #ATXplanecrash | |
| mefi.2010:13:36 <+douglbutt> <johnnyweir> "so what are your options if you aren't able to have children?" "adoption, having someone carry your baby, stealing" #lifeskills | |
| mefi.2010:17:51 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 8 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:43 <+douglbutt> <Sn00ki> Gettin a fresh makeover, MY style! Upgraded guidette hair ..will post pics after! | |
| mefi.2010:10:36 <+douglbutt> <DuckiDeva> Actress with Down's says Palin is humorless, Palin responds that there's no way the actress was able to think that up by herself. Classy. | |
| mefi.2010:11:21 <+douglbutt> <kevin_reiss> Definitely would have preferred it if Tiger came out with goatee, bikini girls on both arms & said "Fuck all y'all! See you in Augusta!" | |
| mefi.2010:13:27 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 21 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:47 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Simple Malarkey RT in six words or less, what is a "czar?" #cpac10 #tbot | |
| mefi.2010:20:12 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 13 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:28 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 35 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:51 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 88 characters | |
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| mefi.2010:22:54 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 3 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:42 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 32 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:28 <+douglbutt> <freep> Update: Ann Arbor has 6.9 inches of snow, 4 in Eastpointe, 5 in South Lyon, 5.8 in Wyandotte and 3.8 in Southfield http://bit.ly/bcUNwA | |
| mefi.2010:12:48 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 110 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:10 <+douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." | |
| mefi.2010:09:32 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 12 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:32 <+douglbutt> <andrewbreitbart> RT @loontastic: @andrewbreitbart Boehlert has you pegged, you lying SOB, I'd back off if I were you. | |
| mefi.2010:15:34 <+douglbutt> <blassey> Just can't follow @gruber anymore. I like hearing from people I disagree with, but can't take the total lack of class. | |
| mefi.2010:15:35 <+douglbutt> <james_gunn> By the way, the words I find most offensive are 'nigger' in true racist context followed by 'axewound' when referring to females or vaginas | |
| mefi.2010:15:41 <+douglbutt> <maddow> Hey, @TheTarantino ! | |
| mefi.2010:17:11 <+douglbutt> <DaveStroup> you know, i kept thinking "wow, 'change' is still trending in DC after all this?" nope, that's to change my location. FML. | |
| mefi.2010:18:27 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 28 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:28 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 170 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:33 <+douglbutt> <donttrythis> Okay everyone needs to calm down. We aren't going to kill, eat, or even film the lovely goats. They're here for fire prevention. | |
| mefi.2010:23:34 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 86 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:19 <+douglbutt> <AinsleyofAttack> I know it's juvenile, but when I watch ladies' figure skating my mind can't stop going, "SkirtskirtskirtPANTIESPANTIESskirtskirtPANTIES..." | |
| mefi.2010:09:54 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 15 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:30 <+douglbutt> <mattyglesias> Sens Alexander, Cochran, Inhofe, LeMieux, Murkowski, Wicker, Burr, & Hatch flipped; afraid of being hit for their nos on cloture. | |
| mefi.2010:11:34 <+douglbutt> <NewsHour> RT @acarvin: Interesting tidbit buried in #Pew data: 45% of blacks use social networks many x/day, compared w/ 25% of whites. #millennials | |
| mefi.2010:16:51 <+douglbutt> <StephenAtHome> the crowds in vancouver are politely rowdy. instead of a mosh pit, they have a handshake depression | |
| mefi.2010:20:08 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> No New Deal RT @douglbutt @pmharper GET #LOST, YOU SOCIALIST POUTINE | |
| mefi.2010:20:28 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 133 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:52 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 57 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:00 <+douglbutt> <verucablue> POTUS: "We do nothing, somebody goes bankrupt." Rs quickly do not-me-nose-touch. #hcsummit | |
| mefi.2010:12:59 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 95 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:59 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 65 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:11 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> More of the Same, Only More Expensive http://fb.me/5HZPHOm | |
| mefi.2010:14:48 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 16 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:56 <+douglbutt> <StevenMiller> Am I losing my mind, or does @cspan feed of the health care summit have a John Philip Sousa march going on in the background? | |
| mefi.2010:15:23 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 14 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:23 <+douglbutt> <Shamu> At this difficult time, @Shamu will not be active. For Twitter updates follow @SeaWorld_Parks. http://bit.ly/b0oU3l | |
| mefi.2010:15:23 <+douglbutt> <peta> In the wake of the death of yet anthr trainer @SeaWorld_Parks, longtime friend 2 anmls Bob Barker says, 'Shut SeaWorld': http://ow.ly/1bj1m | |
| mefi.2010:15:49 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 28 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:27 <+douglbutt> <peytonjames> @douglbutt Yes, they are people. People who have illegally entered my country & I'm not responsible for their medical care. | |
| mefi.2010:16:29 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 16 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:45 <+douglbutt> <peytonjames> @douglbutt No, we should stop them from entering the country in the first place. I don't blame them though, I know Mexico really sucks. | |
| mefi.2010:16:48 <+douglbutt> <peytonjames> @douglbutt Sad, but true. Deportation doesn't seem to be in our vocabulary anymore. | |
| mefi.2010:16:49 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 27 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:49 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 3 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:18 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> I'm assuming this ends with Obama locking the doors on Republicans and filling the room with Joker gas. If not, what's the point? | |
| mefi.2010:19:54 <+douglbutt> <Screwthemob> How DARE he win an ELECTION and then do his JOB RT @douglbutt: Obama is so ARROGANT, how DARE he be PRESIDENT #tcot #killthebill #iamthemob | |
| mefi.2010:21:18 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 11 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:05 <+douglbutt> <airandspace> Today in 1955: test pilot George F. Smith makes 1st supersonic ejection from F-100 off coast of CA. Unconscious for 5 days, he recovers. | |
| mefi.2010:13:43 <+douglbutt> <Shamu> At this difficult time, @Shamu will not be active. For Twitter updates follow @SeaWorld_Parks. http://bit.ly/b0oU3l | |
| mefi.2010:15:53 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Tsunami waves expected imminently on Okinawa, Amami, Tokara islands of Japan after major earthquake - Japan Meteorological Agency | |
| mefi.2010:16:42 <+douglbutt> <kateddc> Hugev(30+), rowdy gang of teens at Gallery Place green line playing chicken w/ incoming trains. #wmata | |
| mefi.2010:21:19 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 16 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:36 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 33 characters | |
| mefi.2010:01:45 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 307 characters | |
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| mefi.2010:11:28 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 104 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:04 <+douglbutt> <Wood_Thrush> whale swept ashore outside Hilo, hawaii live video: http://is.gd/9l3kT it will be at least 4 hours before rescuers arrive #hitsunami #whale | |
| mefi.2010:22:59 <+douglbutt> <Sn00ki> @VINNYGUADAGNINO @jealous1senv purim party! Then partyin in the w perhaps? Lmao I sound like cowboy, Pardon? @mtvronnie | |
| mefi.2010:22:59 <+douglbutt> <Sn00ki> @VINNYGUADAGNINO @jealous1senv purim party! Then partyin in the w perhaps? Lmao I sound like cowboy, Pardon? @mtvronnie | |
| mefi.2010:13:54 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 65 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:42 <+douglbutt> <4chan> RT @TIME: Who should be in the 2010 Time 100, our list of the 100 most influential people in the world? Tweet your ideas @TIME. | |
| mefi.2010:14:52 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 16 characters | |
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| mefi.2010:14:52 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 250 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:53 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 35 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:28 <+douglbutt> Available commands: server, bestserver, exec, debug, untwit, twit, quote, checkreplies, sup, quote, tumbl | |
| mefi.2010:15:58 <+douglbutt> <StevenMiller> So busy today, I worked through lunch and forgot to eat. Starving now! | |
| mefi.2010:16:42 <+douglbutt> <anamariecox> Girl next to me just ordered a "long island iced tea, without the gin, plus extra sour mix and cranberry instead of orange." I am impressed. | |
| mefi.2010:17:31 <+douglbutt> <Wolfram_Alpha> In the last 72 hours, Chile has been impacted by dozens of quakes including at least 9 of magnitude of 6.0+: http://bit.ly/cYXBVv | |
| mefi.2010:18:48 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Substance found at Utah IRS building non-hazardous, U.S. Postal Inspection Service says - AP | |
| mefi.2010:13:45 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> I was having trouble putting our newborn to sleep, and then Obama appeared on TV talking about insulation materials. | |
| mefi.2010:15:10 <+douglbutt> <MrChiCity33> I would luv to post a video. But Im Dead, and this casket doesnt get Wi-Fi. | |
| mefi.2010:16:51 <+douglbutt> <TheRealBuzz> Yes, it's true- I'm going to be on Dancing w/the Stars. Make sure to tune in to ABC for the premiere on Mon, Mar 22. | |
| mefi.2010:19:28 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 93 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:44 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 2 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:02 <+douglbutt> <automeme> THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL BY THE CONSERVATIVES, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF IRISHMEN IN MY DAY. | |
| mefi.2010:14:02 <+douglbutt> <Sn00ki> @Jealous1sEnV Babe I do "PTE" Poof, Tan, Emilio.. Lmao!! | |
| mefi.2010:20:02 <+douglbutt> <funkatron> @ramsey no, you were useless. I do want to work on your ideas integrating it into SpazCore actually. I'm doing it raw in Spaz webOS atm tho | |
| mefi.2010:20:02 <+douglbutt> <funkatron> AND LO, THE 10,000,000,000th TWEET WAS PROTECTED, AND NONE SHALL KNOW OF WHAT IT SPEAKETH. THIS SITE TIS NOT FACEBOOK, SUCKER. | |
| mefi.2010:00:56 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> @EGP_Montreuil http://twitpic.com/fail - TWITPIC DO YOU REALLY THINK THE CLIMATE CHANGE CONFERENCE WILL FAIL, ARE YOU A GLOBAL WARMING DENIE | |
| mefi.2010:16:37 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 8 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:09 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 49 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:37 <+douglbutt> <filmgeek> Just helped someone from State College, PA with a question about *A2DP* ...on Aardvark! http://vark.com/t/f3de12 | |
| mefi.2010:22:37 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> If I ride a bike raced by @ryantrebon that means I'll be just as fast as him, right? http://flic.kr/p/7HBFC2 | |
| mefi.2010:01:11 <+douglbutt> <WholeFoods> @captlep Yes, we do also purchase grapes from US growers. | |
| mefi.2010:01:11 <+douglbutt> <josiah> Seriously, who goes to Wisconsin for Spring Break? | |
| mefi.2010:02:28 <+douglbutt> <THE_REAL_SHAQ> Thank u to all dat sent me birthday tweets, wit my old ass, I kno, thanks love you all especially @_-_-_-__-_ | |
| mefi.2010:13:07 <+douglbutt> <TheBradBlog> @LTNConservative Not intrsted in Andys games. If he's "journalist" as claimed, release vids, end of story. But he's a conman, not a journo. | |
| mefi.2010:13:38 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> @tehloki Okay, as per @benetherington you must mention hockey 1x a day OR I START USING CURDS INSTEAD OF CHEDDAR | |
| mefi.2010:21:54 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 26 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:54 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, CORTEX!!! | |
| mefi.2010:15:25 <+douglbutt> <WhispersBedard> Tea Party organizers tell backers to drop everything, come to DC and target 50 Dems over health care. It's getting hot: http://bit.ly/ce9aOX | |
| mefi.2010:16:22 <+douglbutt> <dwineman> Just ran a half-marathon in under 2 hours! Wait, not that. The other thing. Box of Girl Scout cookies. Ran a half one of those. I mean ate. | |
| mefi.2010:16:40 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> Cal. State Sen. Roy Ashburn says he is gay, thus becoming the last person in Cal. to say Roy Ashburn is gay. | |
| mefi.2010:16:45 <+douglbutt> <hobocam> #crackheads Dancing around on HoboWebcam.com, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWPI17V_3Do | |
| mefi.2010:17:03 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> SHOOTING INTO CROWDS OF SCHOOLCHILDREN IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT | |
| mefi.2010:19:22 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 14 characters | |
| mefi.2010:20:48 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 4 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:18 <+douglbutt> <scalzi> You all realize that we now live in a world where Steve Guttenberg's nerdy sidekick in "Short Circuit" has an Oscar, right? | |
| mefi.2010:00:19 <+douglbutt> <michaeljordan> I woke up this morning and thought to myself, this spring I'm going plant 50 trees. Any recommendations? | |
| mefi.2010:11:43 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 5 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:14 <+douglbutt> <thecajunboy> Rush Limbaugh says he'll move to Costa Rica if health care passes. Coincidentally, a night w/ 2 teen whores will only set you back $25 there | |
| mefi.2010:15:57 <+douglbutt> <mattlanger> !!! via @zachklein Delta attendant just announced that Skype, Chat Roulette and "other graphic messaging" are not allowed during the flight. | |
| mefi.2010:21:46 <+douglbutt> <woot> Coming soon, Woot Happy Hour: Like having a good bartender, you'll wonder where all your money went. | |
| mefi.2010:09:21 <+douglbutt> <abc7kristensze> @Kevin_DeSoto you bet! we're following closely in bay area, and me as UCB grad. | |
| mefi.2010:15:32 <+douglbutt> <BitterOldPunk> Editorial headline in my local paper: "Cash For Kidneys? It's Not A Bad Idea". Sure enough, author works at American Enterprise Institute. | |
| mefi.2010:23:55 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 88 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:44 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Tea Party Nation accuses the Nevada "Tea Party" of copyright infringement. Um, woo! http://bit.ly/9HBhtU | |
| mefi.2010:12:24 <+douglbutt> <glennbeckgirl22> Good night all. Sweet dreams, @glennbeck. | |
| mefi.2010:16:48 <+douglbutt> <paparatti> Just found another Black Widow. I smashed it, it was playing dead. Fuck this noise. http://yfrog.com/1vusbrj | |
| mefi.2010:20:03 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 97 characters | |
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| mefi.2010:12:27 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 1 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:36 <+douglbutt> <fart> "I'm not religious, but I am spiritual" -Every college girl, in unison | |
| mefi.2010:20:53 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> I'm at Rest area (I35, Somerset). http://4sq.com/ceqo3S | |
| mefi.2010:10:44 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 1 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:47 <+douglbutt> <annika> God what a crazy day! 1 speech fot 450 ppl, then back to back meetings with 3 brand managers. Now fly home! | |
| mefi.2010:13:50 <+douglbutt> <esch> @hoffenator i really hope so. The things that I would expect to age well are missing though. If the coffee goes, this is gonna be horrible. | |
| mefi.2010:14:44 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 75 characters | |
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| mefi.2010:16:52 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 5 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:49 <+douglbutt> <dacort> Just got a call from a "Next Generation Internet Consulting Firm providing Accelerating Innovation." All-flash site, 100% CPU. | |
| mefi.2010:21:41 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> @KatGamer it's ad.ly, a service that lets you put ads in your twitter feed when an advertiser meets your min bid. i just made 7 cents! | |
| mefi.2010:23:40 <+douglbutt> <bobservo> RT @weinmanj: via @nemalki, a list of the 20 worst Saturday morning cartoons: http://bit.ly/cvbBR8 I might add others but it's hard to a ... | |
| mefi.2010:10:39 <+douglbutt> <anildash> Since it's St. Patrick's Day, I will also answer to "O'Neill Dash" today. | |
| mefi.2010:22:05 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 153 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:19 <+douglbutt> <HowardKurtz> Obama on top aide: "Rahm and I were talking about the importance of passing health care and I said to him, 'Rahm at least put on a towel'" | |
| mefi.2010:15:17 <+douglbutt> <ConanOBrien> http://twitpic.com/19765a - Behold! My traditional St. Patrick's Day feast: 7 Guinness, frozen asparagus soup, and 2 pieces of spearmint gum | |
| mefi.2010:00:33 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> IF IT HAS TITS, WHEELS, OR A HARD DRIVE, IT'S GOING TO GIVE YOU TROUBLE. | |
| mefi.2010:10:27 <+douglbutt> <colinmeloy> Funny that the burrito should be the chosen food of hippies, considering it's the most unpleasant to eat with a beard. | |
| mefi.2010:14:45 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @ryanamorley Ryan. Greetings. I'm the guy who was at the Huntington, NY event. Emailing you soon. | |
| mefi.2010:14:48 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 120 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:25 <+douglbutt> <TimeLostBatman> When I say "social justice", it is in fact a code word for kicking you in the face. | |
| mefi.2010:16:11 <+douglbutt> <ConanOBrien> Sweet victory! I'm now trending higher than my twitter nemesis, Justin Bieber. Who's the tween heartthrob now? | |
| mefi.2010:22:47 <+douglbutt> <mat> Thank God John Boehner will have decent healthcare tomorrow, because that ass-fucking Nancy Pelosi gave him tonight had to hurt. | |
| mefi.2010:22:54 <+douglbutt> <samerfarha> So, which flight is Rush on? | |
| mefi.2010:22:55 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> I know where Barbes is, but I've never been. But I will! | |
| mefi.2010:22:58 <+douglbutt> <msbellows> Whew! #HCR! Next on my agenda: gay abortions, then change Secty of Ed to Secty of Madrasas, then Nazi Communism. #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:23:00 <+douglbutt> <SamSeder> Do i understand this correctly, if the motion to recommit is defeated there is one more vote and then McCain is made President? | |
| mefi.2010:23:14 <+douglbutt> <markos> Hey congressional Dems ... feels good, doesn't it? Do it more. | |
| mefi.2010:23:34 <+douglbutt> <DaveStroup> so when this works out OK and helps millions, the R's branding as "obamacare" will have been a poor choice | |
| mefi.2010:10:42 <+douglbutt> <TWI_news> Through Tears, Tea Party Activists Vow to Keep Fighting Health Care Reform http://bit.ly/9w0JEJ | |
| mefi.2010:10:49 <+douglbutt> <OKnox> GOP "repeal" push will also leave alone the super-popular stuff, like the preexisting condition measure. | |
| mefi.2010:11:45 <+douglbutt> <AloysiusCub> Ask your Dad!!!!! "dougl-butt" RT @douglbutt So wait, instead of protesting, you were licking a butthole? #912 #hcr #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:11:46 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 13 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:57 <+douglbutt> <AloysiusCub> Your fathers dumb, and by the sounds of your rants (faggot this/gay that) it was passed down to you. Sorry for you loss... @douglbutt #hcr | |
| mefi.2010:12:03 <+douglbutt> <contwext> Trendy users tweeting about HCR - @aday4hcr, @douglbutt, @fetchthepigtail, @nurserehabjobs, @nojobsnopeace, @georgek1029, @catballou, ... | |
| mefi.2010:12:24 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 82 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:57 <+douglbutt> <soulasismusic> The Health Care Reform is cool but like EVERYWHERE else, I'd like to NOT have to pay for health care. | |
| mefi.2010:14:00 <+douglbutt> <Slate> Rep. Randy Neugebauer, R-Texas, confirms he called Rep. Bart Stupak "baby killer" during health care debate - NBC News http://bit.ly/9xbo46 | |
| mefi.2010:15:21 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinsHand> @RandyNeugebauer "You lie!" "Go fuck yourself" You're in good company, you goddamn syphilitic horse penis. #hcr #p2 #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:09:11 <+douglbutt> <RaeWhitlock> Heard a journalist this AM call those who opposed the #HCR bill as "health care opponents." Yep, we oppose health care. You caught us. | |
| mefi.2010:11:52 <+douglbutt> <JosephAGallant> Same sex marriages are now legal in Washington, DC. Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi have announced a June wedding. #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:14:29 <+douglbutt> <PressSec> And yes Mr. Vice President, you're right... | |
| mefi.2010:14:35 <+douglbutt> <crooksandliars> New at C&L: After HCR Passed, Militia Leader Said: 'Break Democratic Party Windows'. So They Did. http://bit.ly/cUqNZM | |
| mefi.2010:14:40 <+douglbutt> <andylevy> The New Deal, The Fair Deal, The New Frontier, The Great Society, The Big Fucking Deal... | |
| mefi.2010:14:42 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: "Don't Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!" Pls see my Facebook page. | |
| mefi.2010:15:04 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> Hey, look what I wrote! http://nyformitt.blogspot.com/2010/03/no-apology-tour-first-stop-huntington.html #gomitt #tcot #hhrs #teaparty | |
| mefi.2010:15:31 <+douglbutt> <PressSec> In the polling obsessed town of Washington, DC this will give the nattering nabobs of negativity something to chew on http://bit.ly/cWsr7x | |
| mefi.2010:19:17 <+douglbutt> <PressSec> And yes Mr. Vice President, you're right... | |
| mefi.2010:09:10 <+douglbutt> <incometrading> @brownpau ,y mistake made a mistake on software i bought, just wanted to have some auto replies | |
| mefi.2010:13:19 <+douglbutt> <mmfa> to underscore a point about national security, Thiessen cites...Batman. http://bit.ly/aR8tjt #p2 #noisemachine #itsjustamovie | |
| mefi.2010:14:00 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 11 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:38 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: "Don't Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!" Pls see my Facebook page. | |
| mefi.2010:15:03 <+douglbutt> <wikileaks> Finally cracked the encryption to US military video in which journalists, among others, are shot. Thanks to all who donated $/CPUs. | |
| mefi.2010:15:16 <+douglbutt> <wikileaks> If anything happens to us, you know why: it is our Apr 5 film. And you know who is responsible. | |
| mefi.2010:11:30 <+douglbutt> <wyethwire> In less than a week, GOP has gone from "Kill the bill" to "Repeal" to "It depends on your definition of 'death threat'" | |
| mefi.2010:14:16 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> "With Healthcare Law Finished, Democrats Turn Their Attention to Cap-and-Trade Tax" http://tinyurl.com/yzbkczb | |
| mefi.2010:18:12 < douglbutt> <mementogorey> @amhistorymuseum I'm at the Lincoln Memorial and a girl just said, "When Lincoln's wife died he was so sad." History FAIL #2. | |
| mefi.2010:00:44 <+douglbutt> <marcambinder> Health care, student loans, arms reduction treaty, financial re-reg progress, jobs bill, DADT relaxing -- an entire term in one week. | |
| mefi.2010:15:27 <+douglbutt> <AloysiusCub> No worries...we can be friends, I'm not a fan of either party :-) RT @douglbutt sorry I think we got off on the wrong foot. #hcr | |
| mefi.2010:07:44 <+douglbutt> <babykiller> wtf, why are you guys @douglbutt @joshanizer @supercooleric talking about meh in your tweets ?? : | | |
| mefi.2010:11:11 <+douglbutt> <jfc3> thanks, all for your concern for my debit/credit card being used to buy $10000s worth of Amazon gift cards after SXSW. Hopefully fixed soon. | |
| mefi.2010:11:15 <+douglbutt> <thenation> Have Socialists taken over the country? To find out, we turn to a Socialist. http://bit.ly/aqEwxV | |
| mefi.2010:11:19 <+douglbutt> <lehmannchris> So wait: it was a virtue for W to claim he governed in defiance of polls, but HCR needs repealing bc it's unpopular? #Explainplease | |
| mefi.2010:14:34 <+douglbutt> <ConanOBrien> Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time. | |
| mefi.2010:17:37 <+douglbutt> <kathrynlopez> yes, bush put his feet on his desk too. doesn't quite change my view of the obama photo. and i'm sure i haven't surprised you any. enjoy. | |
| mefi.2010:17:40 <+douglbutt> <ELDING> Obama may have put his feet on the desk, but he never did whateverthefuck Reagan is doing to it here: http://bit.ly/cUMhTi | |
| mefi.2010:09:12 <+douglbutt> <jaketapper> At the same time Jews worldwide commemorate being led out of bondage, RNC struggles with opposite dilemma | |
| mefi.2010:16:54 <+douglbutt> <FishbowlDC> Layoffs at U.S. News & World Report: In the not-so-pleasant news category, we're sorry to report that we're hearin... http://bit.ly/cUBuzH | |
| mefi.2010:17:23 <+douglbutt> <mattcutts> @oilman not natively, but e.g. etacts can ping you about an email after a certain time period. | |
| mefi.2010:17:24 <+douglbutt> <mattcutts> Only 6 months ago, Ballmer called Google Chrome a "rounding error." Looks like MSFT is changing tactics: http://goo.gl/ZqF4 | |
| mefi.2010:20:44 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 8 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:34 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 37 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:05 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> to the stupid fuck of a mod who suspended me for 3 days, ima just make another account. lmao dumbass. | |
| mefi.2010:16:56 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 101 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:01 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 67 characters | |
| mefi.2010:21:52 <+douglbutt> <MoonByFontSize> Moon is again obscured by horizon, font size 100^10^10. | |
| mefi.2010:16:47 <+douglbutt> <automeme> YO WOLL SMOTH, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT GIRUGAMESH HAD ONE OF THE BEST JUNK OF ALL TIME | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 <+douglbutt> <nmw> Funny how I chat about stuff like http://Lists.IT with colleagues of Dave Winer (who blocks me), then they get... http://ff.im/-igvDS | |
| mefi.2010:15:38 <+douglbutt> <gruber> Wanna bet that by Thursday at this time, we won't be hearing any more complaints about lack of "multitasking" on iPhones and iPads? | |
| mefi.2010:16:19 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 14 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:20 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 5 characters | |
| mefi.2010:23:24 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 22 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:40 <+douglbutt> <kevin_reiss> That's right, toddler tourist, you're on the choo-choo. Know what? We're ALL on the choo-choo. Now shut the fuck up. | |
| mefi.2010:13:34 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 16 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:51 <+douglbutt> <fart> Tiger Woods Had A Lot Of Sex, And Now He's Playing Golf? *newspaper bursts into flames* | |
| mefi.2010:12:09 <+douglbutt> <RonPaulNot4Me> @brownpau I know when it started, I was there. Wonkette nor no one else can take that. | |
| mefi.2010:13:05 <+douglbutt> <RonPaulNot4Me> @brownpau I know when it started, I was there. Wonkette nor no one else can take that. | |
| mefi.2010:13:08 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 39 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:08 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 45 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:57 <+douglbutt> <RonPaulNot4Me> @douglbutt Ron Paul does not even like the #TeaParty movement, nor real Republicans (nor conservatives) http://bit.ly/8tRaNx #tcot #ampat | |
| mefi.2010:13:57 <+douglbutt> <gruber> iAds are pure HTML5, so it's a bonus fuck-you to Adobe, too. | |
| mefi.2010:19:03 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 25 characters | |
| mefi.2010:19:22 <+douglbutt> <HJ_Farnsworth> RT @douglbutt: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! ANDROID PHOTO GALLERY APP HAS NO IDEA WHAT THIS CONVERSATION NEEDS? | |
| mefi.2010:19:36 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 98 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:59 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Love how Palin can't use teleprompter, cuz of RW mocking, so now spends her speeches staring down a@ text. Brilliant! | |
| mefi.2010:15:40 <+douglbutt> <serafinowicz> Taha, DNA! A man, a plan, a canal: Panama! And a hat. | |
| mefi.2010:16:41 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 3 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:15 <+douglbutt> <SamInMpls> If @BarackObama nominates Anita Hill for Supreme Court, I will give him my undying devotion. | |
| mefi.2010:22:47 <+douglbutt> <automeme> THIS IS POINTING CAKE, I MUST TEABAG IT | |
| mefi.2010:22:48 <+douglbutt> <automeme> THANK YOU, JESUS. BUT OUR PENIS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE | |
| mefi.2010:22:48 <+douglbutt> <automeme> THANK YOU, JESUS. BUT OUR PENIS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE | |
| mefi.2010:00:11 <+douglbutt> <automeme> THANKS, CANADIANS. THANADIANS. | |
| mefi.2010:00:13 <+douglbutt> <automeme> THEY SEE ME SHOOTIN, THEY BLOGGIN ABOUT | |
| mefi.2010:14:07 <+douglbutt> <mikemadden> Sen. Jim Bunning just elbowed me in the back, quite deliberately, on his way into an elevator. | |
| mefi.2010:16:09 <+douglbutt> <brianbeutler> Shame DC doesn't have some sort of large, five-sided military edifice where powerful people can safely meet to discuss nuclear security. | |
| mefi.2010:16:22 <+douglbutt> <aterkel> At @Heritage blogger briefing today, @NewtGingrich tells me about a possible government shutdown if GOP regains power. http://bit.ly/a6ISAj | |
| mefi.2010:17:13 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @davidwebbonline Hey, what time does the TP start tomorrow? How do I find Ms. O'Neill? | |
| mefi.2010:23:40 <+douglbutt> <RyBanks> 2010 Bilderberg Meeting Revealed: BILDERBERG FOUND! By James P. Tucker, Jr. The Bilderberg group will conduct it... http://bit.ly/aljCFq | |
| mefi.2010:09:28 <+douglbutt> <xTutueBieber> should sleep, i have 2 exams tomorrow and it's 00:42 -_- but i can't bcuz i'm too happy ! @justinbieber is amazinggggg <3 | |
| mefi.2010:09:43 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Well done Rupert! Your WSJ failed for 2nd straight yr to win a Pulitzer Prize. Gee, wonder why; http://tinyurl.com/y5flvjj | |
| mefi.2010:13:21 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 47 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:00 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 1 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:01 <+douglbutt> <MinnesotaTwins> Still playing friend RT @markyolkowski Careful what u wish for, Minnesota fans! @minnesotatwins & @bostonredsox in a rain delay #targetfield | |
| mefi.2010:15:54 <+douglbutt> <dozba> Twine FINALLY goes tits up. Maybe now they will stop spamming me. Never figured out what they did, anyhow. | |
| mefi.2010:16:08 <+douglbutt> <librarycongress> Library to acquire ENTIRE Twitter archive -- ALL public tweets, ever, since March 2006! Details to follow. | |
| mefi.2010:17:58 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 8 characters | |
| mefi.2010:23:22 <+douglbutt> <DonBlankenship> Yesterday/Sunday, I spent time at the mine and time talking to family members by phone. | |
| mefi.2010:11:40 <+douglbutt> <mikemadden> Tea Party's anti-government spending rally takes place in shadow of Reagan Building, one of the most expensive federal buildings ever. | |
| mefi.2010:13:16 <+douglbutt> <anamariecox> The intellectual decedents of Thomas Jefferson, everyone! And this seems like a good note to end on. Video later! http://yfrog.com/j6uqlj | |
| mefi.2010:13:19 <+douglbutt> <tomtomorrow> As expected, Limbaugh now says any racist sign at teabag rallies work of infiltrators. Thx to that prank guy, this will be new party line. | |
| mefi.2010:15:55 <+douglbutt> <sammcpheeters> Babe Ruth and W.C. Fields were eating fajitas in Heaven when Jerry Garcia walked past. "Go time," Babe said, grabbing his bat. | |
| mefi.2010:23:56 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 53 characters | |
| mefi.2010:23:56 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 14 characters | |
| mefi.2010:20:43 <+douglbutt> <STARBUXHD> #LOVESEXTIPS IF UR A MINUTE MAN, RIGHT B4 U ABOUT 2 CUM CALL A TIMEOUT & PULLOUT & START A FAKE FIGHT TILL DA NUT LEAVE | |
| mefi.2010:12:37 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Large plume indicates second Icelandic volcano, Hekla, has begun erupting - watch live http://bit.ly/9iNfKE | |
| mefi.2010:16:00 <+douglbutt> Available commands: server, bestserver, exec, debug, untwit, twit, quote, checkreplies, sup, quote, tumbl | |
| mefi.2010:16:35 <+douglbutt> <gruber> @jasonkneen Absolutely. My initial take was totally wrong. My uncertainty was why I only Twittered it, rather than write about it on DF. | |
| mefi.2010:16:35 <+douglbutt> <gruber> Prediction: Apple's response will either be (a) to grit its teeth and take this silently, or (b) full blast, all legal weaponry set to kill. | |
| mefi.2010:09:37 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> On Your Marx RT @douglbutt Smooth move, SOCIALIST KENYAN! #tbot #tparty #teaparty #diy #make #antglove #wheresthebirthcertificate | |
| mefi.2010:10:11 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 16 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:13 <+douglbutt> <auntiehollywood> 1 week later, British airports to finally reopen. Whew! I can't sleep a wink unless there's at least a chance Coldplay's plane will crash. | |
| mefi.2010:22:04 <+douglbutt> <ryanqnorth> @imeantheend haha, I didn't even notice! | |
| mefi.2010:22:05 <+douglbutt> <ryanqnorth> Haha, this one works particularly well with Borg T-Rex: http://tinyurl.com/2wcsvz5 | |
| mefi.2010:23:25 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 50 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:17 <+douglbutt> <tehdely> Climbing a butte, BBL http://flic.kr/p/7VJ1ae | |
| mefi.2010:17:17 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> BREAKING: DC City Council passes law making it mandatory to ask Arizonans for ID, then kick them in the shins. | |
| mefi.2010:13:06 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 10 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:57 <+douglbutt> Available commands: server, bestserver, exec, debug, untwit, twit, quote, checkreplies, sup, quote, tumbl | |
| mefi.2010:13:15 <+douglbutt> <thezompus> @brownpau That slick won't hurt anything, because oil is natural! It comes from nature! You betcha. | |
| mefi.2010:16:06 <+douglbutt> <foundhistory> @JenHoward i'll buy that, which is another reason why aggressive positions on either side are problematic. | |
| mefi.2010:16:06 <+douglbutt> <foundhistory> Best copyright statement, from @paleofuture's blog: " You should copy things from this website and tell people you wrote it." | |
| mefi.2010:22:04 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 85 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:28 <+douglbutt> <JhonenV> Every time someone FF's me, an angel gets its wings, and is then released, panic stricken as game for angel hunting sharpshooters. | |
| mefi.2010:23:16 <+douglbutt> <USABreakingNews> WNYW-TV: At one time, an explosion-like sound was heard in Times Square, the NYC Fire Dept. has confirmed that it came from the vehicle. | |
| mefi.2010:23:17 <+douglbutt> <USABreakingNews> WNBC: 3 PROPANE, 2 GASOLINE TANKS, BURNT WIRES AND SOMETHING RESEMBELING AN I.E.D. FOUND INSIDE THE VEHICLE IN TIMES SQUARE. | |
| mefi.2010:23:37 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 49 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:07 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> @Douglbutt halp , send robot bees or maybe a turkey | |
| mefi.2010:14:43 <+douglbutt> <markos> Slain AZ rancher used to justify #SB1070 probably killed by American, not Mexican. http://is.gd/bSzd0 | |
| mefi.2010:16:15 <+douglbutt> <wyclif> Huffington Post readers don't know Rep. Gene Taylor is a Dem. When someone clues them, watch the thread go back "on message." | |
| mefi.2010:10:58 <+douglbutt> <darthvader> In addition, I declare tomorrow to be "Dark Lord of the 5th Day". Send money. And rebels. | |
| mefi.2010:18:39 <+douglbutt> <beakeringnews> Meeep meeeep, meeep meep meep meep meep meep meep Meeeeeeeeep meep meeeeep meeeeep http://bit.ly/9bC1Aj | |
| mefi.2010:19:48 <+douglbutt> <bp> @kwc I've been using 'bp' wherever I could grab it for too long (~1980s?!), before @bp_america even existed. | |
| mefi.2010:09:24 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 22 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:06 <+douglbutt> <TeaseeOG> this nigga on the orange line said "Smelll my finger whilee you bullshitt'n , you betta getchaa money while ya bullshittin' " lmfaooooo | |
| mefi.2010:17:19 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinsHand> Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) thinks oil spill is an act of God? Republicans don't just like Cheney, they apparently worship him now. #tcot #p2 | |
| mefi.2010:11:08 <+douglbutt> <SAWHEAT1> @douglbutt You have got to be kidding , you will never know how the slaves felt... | |
| mefi.2010:11:48 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Final results from Thursday's U.K. election: Conservatives 306 seats, Labour 258, Lib Dems 57 - AP #ge2010 | |
| mefi.2010:12:05 <+douglbutt> <benschwartzy> @kerrylauerman @ggreenwald: So, Obama might hire Kagan, but she wouldn't hire him. | |
| mefi.2010:15:30 <+douglbutt> <SAWHEAT1> @douglbutt You have got to be kidding , you will never know how the slaves felt... | |
| mefi.2010:16:16 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 1 characters | |
| mefi.2010:01:45 <+douglbutt> <Brummitt70> @douglbutt hey, http://is.gd/bZERN | |
| mefi.2010:19:35 <+douglbutt> <bp> RT @LeeCamp: @BP "No one is seeing the positive of the oil spill-Those animals aren't oil-covered, they're laminated for future generati ... | |
| mefi.2010:03:03 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 15 characters | |
| mefi.2010:03:32 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 28 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:53 <+douglbutt> <stevesilberman> Right wingers blame the Pill for abortion, STDs, and teen suicide. http://bit.ly/9jhIWe | |
| mefi.2010:11:45 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 6 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:49 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Who's on First? RT @douglbutt Stocks SURGE due to #TeaParty Utah victory over Bennett, rally in NO WAY related to EU's Keynesian SOCIALISM | |
| mefi.2010:13:59 <+douglbutt> Well, that didn't work. Try again. | |
| mefi.2010:15:18 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 1 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:55 <+douglbutt> <electrolemon> Oh, BBC. You are ka-razy! http://i.imgur.com/80xEJ.png | |
| mefi.2010:14:59 <+douglbutt> <KeithCowing> Sen. Hutchison, a Republican, rails against the wisdom of using private sector in hearings about NASA. Hilarious. Sad too. | |
| mefi.2010:16:56 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> If BP wants to rebrand with a new name, why not "Blackwater?" I hear the original guys don't need it anymore. | |
| mefi.2010:20:43 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 20 characters | |
| mefi.2010:23:46 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 64 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:57 <+douglbutt> <beakeringnews> MEEP, Meep Meep meeeep Meeeeep meeeeeep meeeeep meep meep Meeeep; meeeeeeep meeeeep | |
| mefi.2010:14:22 <+douglbutt> <OKnox> Oh, quit the griping: For every Law and Order episode you see, there are 40 more in the walls. | |
| mefi.2010:17:52 <+douglbutt> <jayrosen_nyu> Pretty much says it all about liberal bias police. @NYTimesWatch goes undercover at CJR, but screws it up and outs himself http://jr.ly/53fz | |
| mefi.2010:14:27 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> The largest house in Columbus, OH is 10,636 sqft and has an enclosed helipad. http://bit.ly/d1IldD | |
| mefi.2010:09:42 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Yes, Glenn Beck just posted another ratings low for the year; http://tinyurl.com/2avlpey | |
| mefi.2010:17:07 <+douglbutt> <brianbolter> @BorgiaGinz Gracias, senor. | |
| mefi.2010:05:24 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 23 characters | |
| mefi.2010:05:24 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 13 characters | |
| mefi.2010:05:24 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 5 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:31 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> #Oil drilling off #Va 's shore would interfere with military, defense study says http://bit.ly/cYvXVi | |
| mefi.2010:15:43 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 99 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:39 <+douglbutt> <feministhulk> HULK LIKE HULK MUSCLES, NOT IN MACHO WAY, BUT TO DEFY CARTESIAN DUALITY THAT SEVER BODY FROM MIND. HULK FIND BODY'S WISDOM BEAUTIFUL. | |
| mefi.2010:22:11 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 107 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:40 <+douglbutt> <rainbowwarmers> okay #mefi, what a day. Hanging with Ksenya and Svetlana, they are awesome and want to "drink whiskey and walk around" | |
| mefi.2010:12:20 <+douglbutt> <alyankovic> Killing time at LAX. If you want to talk to me, for the next 15 minutes I'll be at this pay phone: (310)642-9462 | |
| mefi.2010:14:35 <+douglbutt> <BarackObama> #FF Cabinet Secretaries: US Secretary of Transportation @RayLaHood, Secretary of Commerce @SecLocke, and Secretary of Labor @HildaSolisDOL | |
| mefi.2010:10:59 <+douglbutt> <TCOT_Talk> RT @douglbutt It was skiing, horseback riding, fencing, pistol shooting, and something crapped the bed saying "Oh, Boy", Mrs O'Donnell... | |
| mefi.2010:15:17 <+douglbutt> <tackie_jackie> Husband read my twitter shit for the first time. When he was done, all he said was "What the fuck is wrong with you?' Now, he's sobbing | |
| mefi.2010:23:23 <+douglbutt> <phearlez> My Oreilly ebook purchase from yesterday still doesn't show up in my account downloads. That can't be typical, can it? | |
| mefi.2010:23:23 <+douglbutt> <phearlez> @brownpau why, your boy much mirrors your own visage the way mine is similar of pate to myself! | |
| mefi.2010:23:59 <+douglbutt> <TwatBlock> RT @douglbutt: i have a vagina, so we could chill with us #rosieodonnell | |
| mefi.2010:23:38 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 109 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:21 <+douglbutt> <Black_DeckerUS> @StopBeck The ad was run in error, we did not intend to sponsor the show or offend any of our customers. | |
| mefi.2010:10:31 <+douglbutt> <bbcworld> North Korea is to cut all relations with South Korea, including communications, Pyongyang's official news agen.. http://bit.ly/bVzwoG | |
| mefi.2010:14:24 <+douglbutt> <dswenson> There is now a song called "Sex Room", it's the jawn. http://nahright.com/news/2010/05/25/video-ludacris-feat-trey-songz-sex-room/ | |
| mefi.2010:18:59 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 22 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:10 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @drewmtips Like, couldn't a more pro-military POTUS encourage the Navy to detonate explosions to seal off the well? Something? | |
| mefi.2010:16:22 <+douglbutt> <ceoSteveJobs> Starting this summer, porn will be blocked from all Mac browsers. If you want smut, use Windows. | |
| mefi.2010:09:15 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 2 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:50 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> BP About to Attempt New Strategy, 'Rusty Trombone' | |
| mefi.2010:15:40 <+douglbutt> <Gr8TechGuide> RT @autismpro: New assistive technology research focuses on iPad, communication skills: http://ow.ly/1SEFH - @esch... http://bit.ly/bz1wJq | |
| mefi.2010:10:36 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Why can't AT&T design a fair system, like having a yearly ceremony where a random 3G user is stoned to death? | |
| mefi.2010:10:37 <+douglbutt> <etchalon> With AT&T's new 3G data plan, you can download the Wired app four times a month. What a deal! | |
| mefi.2010:11:38 <+douglbutt> <beakeringnews> Meep meeep meep meep meeeeep meep Meeeeeeeep meeep meeeeeeeep meeeeeep, meeeeep 1, meep, meeeeeep 2, meep, meeeep meep http://bit.ly/cNSfXF | |
| mefi.2010:11:38 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Porn actor goes on rampage at California video production facility, killing 1, wounding 2, police say http://bit.ly/cNSfXF | |
| mefi.2010:15:48 <+douglbutt> <marcambinder> In the Acela lounge, trying not to eavesdrop on the First Lady of Mississippi, who is chatting with her security detail abouthow "oil works" | |
| mefi.2010:13:35 <+douglbutt> <shitmydadsays> "They're offended? Fuck, shit, asshole, shitfuck; they're just words...Fine. Shitfuck isn't a word, but you get my point." | |
| mefi.2010:09:23 <+douglbutt> <philipberne> You can launch a new phone on the day a blockbuster like the iPhone is announced, but it has to be a romantic comedy phone. | |
| mefi.2010:14:26 <+douglbutt> <apelad> The new iphone contains a tiny beating heart, so at last it can love you back. | |
| mefi.2010:23:46 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 2 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:41 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Press:in all WH oil spill briefings u never thot 2 ask how CEO-to-CEO level talks were going?(Obama-to-BP's Hayward)...Impressive job, media | |
| mefi.2010:09:42 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 8 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:57 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 13 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:37 <+douglbutt> <ActuallyNPH> Mortal Combat, the movie? Check it: http://bit.ly/bHofJ4 Hope it's real. Loved those games. GET OVER HERE! | |
| mefi.2010:16:31 <+douglbutt> <ActuallyNPH> Wow, you are all testy. a potential *NEW* Mortal KKKKombat movie. Yeesh... | |
| mefi.2010:14:44 <+douglbutt> <sciencedaily> Large majority of Americans still believe in global warming, Stanford poll finds: Three out of four Americans beli... http://bit.ly/bUMlKo | |
| mefi.2010:14:45 <+douglbutt> <sciencedaily> Individual brain cells can ID both cars and cats: Researchers have found that single brain cells, if confronted wi... http://bit.ly/agFtRW | |
| mefi.2010:16:51 <+douglbutt> <SenJohnMcCain> @Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen! | |
| mefi.2010:12:38 <+douglbutt> <timoreilly> BTW, Absolutely fabulous storytelling by Howard Shultz about Starbucks' corporate turnaround. Must watch when video available #wiredbiz | |
| mefi.2010:12:39 <+douglbutt> <timoreilly> As of July 1, Starbucks will go FREE WIFI nationwide. Howard Shultz at #wiredbiz Emphasis on neighborhood, sharing, connecting. | |
| mefi.2010:12:46 <+douglbutt> <Poynter> CBS exists Norfolk, sells WGNT-TV to Local TV Holdings, LLC. WGNT was CBS' smallest market station: http://bit.ly/bMNPu0 /@mediaspy | |
| mefi.2010:14:25 <+douglbutt> <hodgman> Having the "triple treat" eisenbergs: a scoop each of chicken, egg, and tuna salads. THE LUNCH OF THE AMBIVALENT MAYONNAISE FIEND. | |
| mefi.2010:14:34 <+douglbutt> <boo_radley> "This Gears of War will have THE BEEFIEST NECKS in the industry: literally there will be just heads on shoulders, they'll look like hams"#e3 | |
| mefi.2010:16:16 <+douglbutt> <WeatherInLAX> Sunny, 80F with a high of 80F, low of 61F | |
| mefi.2010:18:19 <+douglbutt> <CBSNews> Jackson Doctor to Keep CA License, Judge Says http://bit.ly/95CZn7 | |
| mefi.2010:09:40 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> The 62-foot-tall "Touchdown Jesus" burned down last night. Should only be 3 days for a new one, right? http://bit.ly/awJSvn | |
| mefi.2010:12:13 <+douglbutt> <boo_radley> "SO YOU CAN SEE BILL, AFTER SIX HOURS OF COMBAT I HAVE DEFEATED THIS OCTOROK, THIS GOBLIN" #e3 | |
| mefi.2010:14:39 <+douglbutt> <bp> @RecruiterMoe True, not my fault. But, I suppose I *could* still get off my ass and do something about it. Alas, not really my field... | |
| mefi.2010:10:32 <+douglbutt> <delrayser> Shorter Joe Barton: "We're very sorry we got all that seawater in your oil, Mr. Hayward." | |
| mefi.2010:10:38 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 7 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:28 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 1 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:35 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 89 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:16 <+douglbutt> <citypaper> Do you like CP? Then like us on Facebook, too! We like you just in general. http://bit.ly/bN81kn | |
| mefi.2010:11:13 <+douglbutt> <bp> RT @EFF: Encrypt the Web with the HTTPS Everywhere: http://eff.org/r.m8u , a Firefox extension by EFF and Tor. | |
| mefi.2010:12:10 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 4 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:56 <+douglbutt> <gruber> Just got back from Supercuts, and the free haircut-for-RT thing is apparently a scam. But they did let me take a huff of aerosol hairspray. | |
| mefi.2010:03:20 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 3 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:19 <+douglbutt> <shaggytoodope> What's the point in making pennies, they are not even worth the space they occupy. | |
| mefi.2010:17:47 <+douglbutt> <shaggytoodope> @douglbutt duh, i coulda told you that. | |
| mefi.2010:15:46 <+douglbutt> <TMobile_USA> @pulsarsks Were in the last week of June, Motorola has announced that it is suppose to send update by the end of Q2 which is the end of June | |
| mefi.2010:18:01 <+douglbutt> <nmw> The Stupidity of the Crowds, Part 2: The Wisdom of the Cows http://ff.im/-mvfPE | |
| mefi.2010:13:38 < douglbutt> <sethmeyers21> As punishments go, you could do worse than "you're no longer in charge of winning the war in Afghanistan." | |
| mefi.2010:15:46 < douglbutt> <KremlinRussia_E> Hello everyone! I'm on Twitter, and this is my first tweet. | |
| mefi.2010:10:33 <+douglbutt> <gruber> Nursing school students are here, taking temperatures and observing the effects of heat exhaustion. | |
| mefi.2010:11:47 <+douglbutt> <badbanana> A remote sub made the Gulf leak worse. Stories appear about Al Gore's sex life. All in all, a pretty bad week for robots. | |
| mefi.2010:18:03 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Sarah Palin's legal defense fund was illegally created, ethics inquiry finds; she will return donations http://bit.ly/ag26QZ | |
| mefi.2010:23:54 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 10 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:39 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 27 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:22 <+douglbutt> <Brian92610> @douglbutt I work long and hard on stuff like this and when people buy used, it affects me, my friends and my family financially. | |
| mefi.2010:14:22 <+douglbutt> <Brian92610> @douglbutt When someone tells people not to buy anything new and screw the people that invested time and $, I get angry. | |
| mefi.2010:14:23 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 11 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:28 <+douglbutt> <Brian92610> @douglbutt Craiglist is one thing. A big website telling people to never buy a game, DVD, or music CD new is another. | |
| mefi.2010:14:31 <+douglbutt> <Brian92610> @douglbutt Ooh, good idea! I'm so going to do that!!! Thank you so much for all of your help today, you rock!!! | |
| mefi.2010:21:18 <+douglbutt> <glennbeck> Thank you for making The Overton Window a number 1 ny times best seller. When you are done, pass it to a friend. | |
| mefi.2010:21:22 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 2 characters | |
| mefi.2010:23:57 <+douglbutt> <StephenAtHome> why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in oil and deep-fried make me hungry? | |
| mefi.2010:14:03 <+douglbutt> <phearlez> It is July 1 and I have not yet cut a hole in a watermelon and poured in an entire bottle of vodka. What the hell, self? | |
| mefi.2010:14:27 <+douglbutt> <qurgh> @douglbutt I have a phaser too... and three disruptors, two batleths and a Sword of Kahless. Oh.. and I speak Klingon... DaH nuq? :D | |
| mefi.2010:14:34 <+douglbutt> <JJONAHJAMESON> THE DEUCE YOU SAY! M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN HAS MADE A BAD MOVIE THAT IS PERFORMING POORLY AT THE BOX OFFICE. WHY, I NEVER IMAGINED! | |
| mefi.2010:14:39 <+douglbutt> <qurgh> @douglbutt Neither, I use my feet and my car. So how's your parents basement? Free rent must be nice... | |
| mefi.2010:14:45 <+douglbutt> <qurgh> @douglbutt You have to pay for sex? Oh wait, you have to kill them, so you don't even have the money to pay them... | |
| mefi.2010:11:41 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Why hello to you too, mister four forty eight in the morning! | |
| mefi.2010:13:54 <+douglbutt> <NASA> Russian engineers never lost control of the vehicle. They lost contact with the resupply ship, which safely passed the ISS by 3 kilometers. | |
| mefi.2010:13:39 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 72 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:20 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 7 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:34 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 118 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:30 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 7 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:22 < douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 19 characters | |
| mefi.2010:20:56 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 4 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:43 <+douglbutt> <mental_floss> Frank Hayes is the only dead jockey to win a race. In 1923 he had a heart attack mid-ride, but his body stayed upright through the finish. | |
| mefi.2010:18:47 <+douglbutt> <bobservo> in light of Japan's debilitating sexism and other social problems, here's my new book "Kawaii Desu Ne Chibi Otaku Love Love Schoolgirl Plus" | |
| mefi.2010:14:25 <+douglbutt> <AircrewBuzz> Incident, Jul 3: Alitalia B763 on approach to JFK drops access door onto courthouse http://ow.ly/28Ps1 (avherald.com) #airlines #crewnews | |
| mefi.2010:09:48 <+douglbutt> <ondeadline> Authorities find 104 cats at home of Phoenix-area woman, some of them kittens stored in freezer. http://bit.ly/bIMe1D | |
| mefi.2010:15:39 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 1 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:39 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 4 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:05 <+douglbutt> <TVMcGee> Morgan Freeman knows he only played Mandela in a movie, right? Right? #WorldCup | |
| mefi.2010:16:32 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> Proposal: if the final is scoreless after extra time, the winner of the 3rd place match is the #worldcup champion. | |
| mefi.2010:16:58 <+douglbutt> <urban_housewife> Okay, something just happened in a sports game, maybe the #worldcup.. my neighbors just yelled, "OHHHHHH! ....FUCK." | |
| mefi.2010:18:50 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 16 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:31 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Sen.Scott Brown (R-Mass.) says he will back financial reform bill, moving it closer to 60 votes needed for final OK. http://bit.ly/aVyOYS | |
| mefi.2010:16:28 <+douglbutt> <rustyrockets> When I heard that Coldplay were covering my song "Bangers, Beans and Mash" I wet myself - and it was all yellow. | |
| mefi.2010:16:55 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 29 characters | |
| mefi.2010:13:55 <+douglbutt> <PROMO_TWEET> APPLE ISN'T CENSORING CONSUMER REPORTS REVIEWS FROM THEIR MESSAGE BOARDS, YOU'RE JUST LOOKING AT THE SCREEN THE WRONG WAY | |
| mefi.2010:16:16 <+douglbutt> <Jesus_M_Christ> Hey, uh....Mel Gibson? Yeah, it's Jesus....umm I need you to #deletemynumber | |
| mefi.2010:10:58 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Todd,Willow & I head to Denali to climb Sweettooth=tiny sliver of Mt.McKinley, No.America's highest peak;cool air &elevation=good 4 the soul | |
| mefi.2010:17:48 <+douglbutt> <surlybrewing> Surly beer dinner @bewicheddeli 7/21. four, abraisve ale, cask bitter, cynic & hell. Call 612.767.4330 for info & reservations. | |
| mefi.2010:19:50 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 47 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:06 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Tea Party didn't stop health care, stimulus, auto bailout or financial reform. But boy, it's powerful!! http://bit.ly/dqRMzH! | |
| mefi.2010:13:51 <+douglbutt> <BYT> For those of us who survived the morning, a picture of the devastation in Gaithersburg. http://twitpic.com/25txue | |
| mefi.2010:10:01 <+douglbutt> <AndrewWK> Good morning! Party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party, party. | |
| mefi.2010:18:25 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Better link to excellent piece, should be warning bell http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/15/AR2010071504593.html | |
| mefi.2010:09:23 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 6 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:37 <+douglbutt> <DesertErrorist> "im white and i have 0 jobs." (Via) @douglbutt - white , black or brown you WILL bow down to this #Juggalo wang. watch your #Neden | |
| mefi.2010:20:38 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 92 characters | |
| mefi.2010:22:10 <+douglbutt> <hsiuXVtKpOre> @douglbutt soooo amazing, so good. im happy :) http://short.mm.am/6QTGD | |
| mefi.2010:09:23 <+douglbutt> <nevenmrgan> Turns out no matter how you hold the Nexus One, it gets discontinued after six months. | |
| mefi.2010:12:08 <+douglbutt> <mattlanger> Think I just realized why @guestofaguest abbreviates itself as "GofG" and not the alternative. Smart cookies, those GofaGs. | |
| mefi.2010:14:31 <+douglbutt> <ewerickson> I'm hoping there is more to the video of Shirley Sherrod, because otherwise it seems like the right just got the scalp of a penitent lady. | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 60 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:48 <+douglbutt> <ThatKevinSmith> I'm irrelevant, @massawyrm asserts. Half a world away, I'm on the verge of selling out Sydney OperaHouse 2nd night in a row. I'm irrelevant. | |
| mefi.2010:15:48 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 55 characters | |
| mefi.2010:17:38 <+douglbutt> <HouseFloor> 5:31 P.M. - WORDS TAKEN DOWN - During the course of debate, exception was taken certain words used and a demand was mad http://bit.ly/HFloor | |
| mefi.2010:23:12 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 60 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:08 <+douglbutt> <TMobile_USA> Big news! Later this summer, T-Mobile will unveil its first HSPA+-capable smartphone. More details will be available in the coming weeks. | |
| mefi.2010:10:22 <+douglbutt> <AngryRandPaul> Every time a patient mentions public funding of infrastructure or education, I bitchslap them once. But I hug them afterward. | |
| mefi.2010:10:13 <+douglbutt> <darthvader> . @Thesharklady - If it was an Ewok it would be "yub yub yub yub". God, I even hate their stupid little sounds. | |
| mefi.2010:11:14 <+douglbutt> <Wolfrum> Breaking: Elizabeth Hasselbeck won't be allowed on set when Obama's on The View!!! (spread this around, RWNJs will buy it) | |
| mefi.2010:13:36 <+douglbutt> <couch> Mom's running on an iPhone 4 and iPad, reading in iBooks, and emailing with her wireless keyboard. But she still uses MapQuest. | |
| mefi.2010:09:46 <+douglbutt> <PraxisLoki> Only the Apple Mac Pro has 12 Cores, for the closest and most comfortable shave ever. | |
| mefi.2010:11:44 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Boat hits a well 65 miles south of New Orleans, causing oil to spew 20 feet in the air, officials say http://bit.ly/9dESEW | |
| mefi.2010:19:56 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 29 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:11 <+douglbutt> <kanyewest> Yo @jimmyfallon you been killin the suits man Good Job, thats the new movement | |
| mefi.2010:23:00 <+douglbutt> <Target> @michelletracy73 If you have questions about Target's political contributions, email our Guest Relations team @ [email protected]. | |
| mefi.2010:12:19 <+douglbutt> <benetherington> CLEVER! When you try to port your number out from cricket, they hang up on you. | |
| mefi.2010:13:43 <+douglbutt> <CongJoeWilson> I'm working alongside real employees, unlike the out-of-touch Washington liberal elite. Sign up here http://bit.ly/bMdLRF | |
| mefi.2010:16:10 <+douglbutt> <reallybanderson> If you play an Oasis album backwards you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you hear Oasis. | |
| mefi.2010:19:38 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 21 characters | |
| mefi.2010:21:16 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 134 characters | |
| mefi.2010:18:19 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 8 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:18 <+douglbutt> <comex> Update is up thanks to @saurik. To fix the FaceTime/MMS problem, just open Cydia and upgrade when prompted. | |
| mefi.2010:21:03 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Forgot to eat supper and drank x amount of scotch. Turns out, x > 0 = too much scotch in this scenario. | |
| mefi.2010:10:35 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Ever since my roof leaked a decade ago, I'll hear a tapping noise in the house, frantically search for the leak, and find a clock ticking. | |
| mefi.2010:11:22 <+douglbutt> <marcoarment> I think I fixed the shortcut bug by opening com.apple.mail.plist, deleting NSUserKeyEquivalents, reassigning in Sys Prefs, and relaunching. | |
| mefi.2010:15:37 <+douglbutt> <bjepson> My basement is like a low level D&D module. Every time I go down to fetch something, I have to deal with spiders or mice. | |
| mefi.2010:00:24 <+douglbutt> <NathanFillion> Hey, guys- remember Firefly? That was awesome. | |
| mefi.2010:04:47 <+douglbutt> <kanyewest> sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary | |
| mefi.2010:09:23 <+douglbutt> <EugeneLevy> If you are a black man with a small dick and don't know how to rap or play basketball, I suggest swimming to the bottom of the ocean | |
| mefi.2010:11:58 <+douglbutt> <NASA> Keeping an eye on Tropical Storm Colin, 3rd named storm of the Atlantic hurricane season, with NASA's Terra. http://go.usa.gov/cOf | |
| mefi.2010:17:37 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> Oh dear, LOL: http://bit.ly/cPFu3Q #tcot #teaparty #hhrs | |
| mefi.2010:17:46 <+douglbutt> <fstutzman> Whoa, Amazon S3 is down. | |
| mefi.2010:18:08 <+douglbutt> <SecondLie> Good news, everyone! We've scrapped Avatars United and migrated all the blogs and forums to Google Wave! | |
| mefi.2010:18:26 <+douglbutt> <serafinowicz> So now gays can marry, but they have to propose 8 times. | |
| mefi.2010:20:12 <+douglbutt> <fireland> No I'm not happy to see you, I just have a USB microphone in my pants. Now lean in and ENUNCIATE. My podcast is known for its sound quality. | |
| mefi.2010:23:02 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 4 characters | |
| mefi.2010:11:47 <+douglbutt> <vidiot_> Just got a great peek at the city, from the Empire State Building's normally-off-limits 103rd floor. No fences up there! | |
| mefi.2010:11:53 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 10 characters | |
| mefi.2010:14:19 <+douglbutt> <BeerBrewin> I'm starting a new holiday this month as only once every 823 years does August have 5 Sundays, Mondays, & Tuesdays as it does this year. | |
| mefi.2010:16:47 <+douglbutt> <ezraklein> Senate releases the Kagan, 63-37 | |
| mefi.2010:23:29 <+douglbutt> <LibertyThought> @douglbutt Ron Paul was doing Tea Parties in 2008. Not sure who was using the concept before him, but either way hope GOP doesn't hijack it | |
| mefi.2010:23:41 <+douglbutt> <LibertyThought> @douglbutt Who runs teaparty.org? Anyway, Ron Paul had #TeaParty rocking & then came the GOP. GOP was partying w/ McCain when it began. | |
| mefi.2010:23:44 <+douglbutt> <LibertyThought> @douglbutt Article dated December 17, 2007 > Please read. http://ow.ly/2lOnp >> 2007 #RONPAUL has #TeaParty fundraiser | |
| mefi.2010:09:38 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 55 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:40 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 11 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:48 <+douglbutt> <markknoller> Just yesterday, Pres. Obama said "I can say unequivocally with confidence that our nation is finally headed in the right direction." | |
| mefi.2010:22:07 <+douglbutt> <UnicBieborLovrr> @douglbutt you are trapped in a world with no time, where color, sound, and shadows explode. you've reached...t http://bitt.mooo.com/LOwT8 | |
| mefi.2010:00:07 <+douglbutt> <natashagrppn> @douglbutt rt hi i'm justin and when i get overly excited, i hump floors. now you know what i do after watching http://bitt.mooo.com/M2WeS | |
| mefi.2010:01:24 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 5 characters | |
| mefi.2010:21:11 <+douglbutt> <936hobart> Report of suspicious package in Hobart CBD, with police stopping pedestrians from entering part of LIverpool Street. | |
| mefi.2010:16:44 <+douglbutt> <TCOT_Talk> RT @douglbutt A-MERI-CA :BREAKDOWN-MEANING: A = PREFIX = NO; MERI = LATIN MEANING MERCY, CA = :SHEEP, AMERICA = NO MERCY FOR THE SHEEP #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:18:57 <+douglbutt> <ParisParamus> @irc Anyone reading this? Metafilter, I Eat Tapes, where have you gone? | |
| mefi.2010:23:29 <+douglbutt> <UptownMN> Suspicious package found attached to bike on Hennepin between 31st and Lake. Road blocked off, lots of police. | |
| mefi.2010:15:30 <+douglbutt> <SpeakerPelosi> House passes bill to keep 319K teachers, police, firefighters & nurses on the job 247-161, President will sign tonight! | |
| mefi.2010:16:02 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> I was going to say "99 to go" but it turns out Ted Stevens is an ex-senator, so: 100 to go. | |
| mefi.2010:09:25 <+douglbutt> <Gargamike> Regarding @brownpau comment, NO ONE wants to play "fat or pregnant," unless it is obvious, please ask for a seat #wmata | |
| mefi.2010:09:26 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> #WMATA riders, please don't hog seats. Important men with neckties and Blackberries are fighting the pregnant and elderly for those spots. | |
| mefi.2010:11:30 <+douglbutt> <ArsenioOFFICIAL> Fuck Steven Slater. Men Behaving Badly, should not be rewarded! He's not a folk hero. He could have hurt a relative of YOURS in NY. | |
| mefi.2010:14:11 <+douglbutt> <mmfa> After Limbaugh says something racially charged, his constant, thin excuse is to say he's just "tweaking" the media. http://bit.ly/9n9ZFy #p2 | |
| mefi.2010:19:57 <+douglbutt> <filmgoerjuan> I've been given a three wolf moon t-shirt (not *the* one, but by the same company) with absolutely no irony intended by the gifter. Awkward! | |
| mefi.2010:22:03 <+douglbutt> <samir> I'm at Geulah (605 Middle Neck Road, Great Neck). http://4sq.com/9qmGcM | |
| mefi.2010:16:17 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Well, @JamesOKeefeIII is promising new vid sting. You'll be shocked to know the targets are black....http://bit.ly/cYmCbV | |
| mefi.2010:18:41 <+douglbutt> <WilliamShatner> Immanual Kant is fascinating. I was able to apply in a practical fashion yesterday, the esoteric concepts of Kant philosophy. My best, Bill | |
| mefi.2010:19:29 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 116 characters | |
| mefi.2010:20:22 <+douglbutt> <ebertchicago> Man, do I remember wanking with this e-book edition of "God's Little Acre" in grade school! | |
| mefi.2010:00:49 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 263 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:50 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 18 characters | |
| mefi.2010:01:40 <+douglbutt> <HunsValen> JUAN, I LIKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER TSA SCREENERS, HERE AT THE AIRPORT. YES, THAT'S MY BONER. DON'T WORRY, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE | |
| mefi.2010:10:17 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 26 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:17 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 7 characters | |
| mefi.2010:21:27 <+douglbutt> <automeme> THIS IS RETARDED CASTLE, I MUST TEABAG IT | |
| mefi.2010:10:10 <+douglbutt> <AndrewBreitbart> RT @EricBoehlert: Behold the hate brigade. RT @americablog Gingrich, Bolton, Breitbart team up w Muslim-basher Geert Wilders for 9/11 ra ... | |
| mefi.2010:10:55 <+douglbutt> <myzt> The main idea of "Inception": if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM, everything will be very slow | |
| mefi.2010:12:02 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> RT @gretawire: Is this where OTR at 10 pm will be?: We are headed to the Arctic Circle, Prudhoe Bay, and ANWR....in the... http://fxn.ws ... | |
| mefi.2010:13:58 <+douglbutt> <dorianwright> CONFIRMED: Metafilter is a terrible, terrible place to get parenting tips from. | |
| mefi.2010:14:17 <+douglbutt> <craignewmark> RT @Conaw: "I like @craigslist, but I haven't seen a collective movement come out of craigslist." Nicol Turner-Lee #focas10 | |
| mefi.2010:14:17 <+douglbutt> <craignewmark> just outted anti-Israel group, a "false flag" op. What's the right thing to do? | |
| mefi.2010:02:13 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003. | |
| mefi.2010:19:22 <+douglbutt> <VizTopTips> TO SAVE milk, simply eat your cereal with a fork. Then, when finished, pour the remaining milk back into the carton. /via @defmech | |
| mefi.2010:11:11 <+douglbutt> <CatoInstitute> Fuel-efficient cars are more effective at conservation than public rail, says Cato's Randal O'Toole: http://bit.ly/9Kslc4 (via @dorsettkcnn) | |
| mefi.2010:11:18 <+douglbutt> <euanmills> Other than Metafilter, Slashdot, 4Chan - what are the other 'founding fathers' of social media? | |
| mefi.2010:13:43 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003. | |
| mefi.2010:13:47 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> If the cover of the latest Brooks Brothers catalog is any indication, laughing by the sea is the pinnacle achievement for a white person. | |
| mefi.2010:14:57 <+douglbutt> <fredthompson> Obama turning US into 3rd-world nation. If we're gonna be a banana republic, then at least let us keep some of our bananas! #ftrs #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:17:15 < douglbutt> <cheeky_geeky> A mosque two blocks from Ground Zero? Muslims practice IN THE PENTAGON. Reconcile that, protestors! http://is.gd/enMkA | |
| mefi.2010:00:20 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 33 characters | |
| mefi.2010:00:22 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 48 characters | |
| mefi.2010:02:23 <+douglbutt> <M_Ahmadinejad> BTW, I also blew out my shoulder during one of the last stonings, so I'm out for the season. | |
| mefi.2010:09:42 <+douglbutt> <thecajunboy> Sarah Palin defended Dr. Laura's n-word use, but launched a jihad over Rahm using the word "retarded" http://politi.co/c8MkTI (via @7im) | |
| mefi.2010:10:20 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 11 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:35 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 2 characters | |
| mefi.2010:16:37 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 37 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:46 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Working from home to receive packages, pack for weekend, and nurse migraine. Watch me on couch with cat here: http://brownpau.com/cam | |
| mefi.2010:10:58 <+douglbutt> <wusa9> Cops: Cell Phone Repairman Found Nude Pics, Sent Them To Himself http://bit.ly/9q5lal | |
| mefi.2010:14:09 <+douglbutt> <bp> @infiniteloom A few laughs, a few disturbing insults. But, at least it's not *really* directed at me. I didn't hijack it, though... | |
| mefi.2010:18:53 <+douglbutt> <jaketapper> Biden 8/08:The next POTUS will have opp not only to change direction of US "but literally, literally to change the direction of the world." | |
| mefi.2010:15:30 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> If American Sign Language doesn't already have a sign for "Film School", might I suggest the "jack-off motion?" | |
| mefi.2010:14:02 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 3 characters | |
| mefi.2010:15:47 <+douglbutt> <lane> Just killed a black widow in the garage, then found a baby one crawling up my boob. UNCOOL! | |
| mefi.2010:09:51 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 15 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:51 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 5 characters | |
| mefi.2010:09:51 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 3 characters | |
| mefi.2010:10:04 <+douglbutt> josiah too long for josiah, by 5 characters | |
| mefi.2010:12:34 <+douglbutt> <GaryDelaney> Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is. | |
| mefi.2010:15:37 < douglbutt> <yatesc> Good christ, Microsoft. I'm just turning off AutoRenew on my Gold account, not murdering your puppy. Let it go, guys. #xbox | |
| mefi.2010:16:55 < douglbutt> <mathowie> @sippey it's always safe to blame John for anything Apple is doing wrong. Also, he might have the guy responsible killed, which is a bonus. | |
| mefi.2010:18:14 <+douglbutt> Trim off 255 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:11:34 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> #penis evolution control committee's mash-up of liberace reading twas the penis off, at the style is upside down friend | |
| mefi.2010:15:28 <+douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> Somewhere in Hell, Hitler is furious at these Tea Partiers for painting his mustache on a black man. | |
| mefi.2010:15:13 <+douglbutt> <HeidisMpls> Police officers represent our city, don't you think that as a minimum they should be clean shaven? Zilla | |
| mefi.2010:23:31 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Oh, and happy Fall to the 15% of Earth's human population who live in the Southern Hemisphere. | |
| mefi.2010:14:50 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Fox Apoplectic Over Colbert Testimony: Megyn Kelly Demands Apology, Rep. Steve King Calls Him A Liar http://thkpr.gs/a4VWKJ | |
| mefi.2010:08:51 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> @douglbutt OLD. (The boy on the right, I mean. That's Captain Picard aged younger by a transporter accident, ST:TNG episode "Rascals.") | |
| mefi.2010:11:20 <+douglbutt> <Slate> Star Wars saga to be re-released in 3D, starting in 2012 http://slate.me/drbLdb | |
| mefi.2010:15:42 <+douglbutt> <mmfa> Limbaugh: whatever his birth certificate says, Obama "is a foreigner" because he doesn't "think like us" http://bit.ly/aCmFzT #p2 | |
| mefi.2010:22:39 <+douglbutt> Trim off 154 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:14:53 <+douglbutt> <dmdsugar> So, please leave. Thanks. | |
| mefi.2010:14:55 <+douglbutt> <mibbit> Sorry if you just got kicked off the widget, we had an issue on one of our servers. All fine now. Thanks :) | |
| mefi.2010:14:58 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Tomorrow I ride around Mt. St. Helens. If you notice it erupting, that's just me shredding it within an inch of its life. | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 < douglbutt> <Jews> Someone asked me, "What holiday are you celebrating now?" "Sukkot", I quickly replied. It didn't end well. | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 < douglbutt> <Jews> Someone asked me, "What holiday are you celebrating now?" "Sukkot", I quickly replied. It didn't end well. | |
| mefi.2010:09:38 <+douglbutt> <Pogue> When will Verizon get the iPhone? At this point, never, says Motley Fool: http://bit.ly/aeQtUy | |
| mefi.2010:11:57 <+douglbutt> <sarahhuska> @brewner haha hey man, when it comes down to it...if it tasted good to you, that's all that matters. Was just giving u my "professional" op. | |
| mefi.2010:11:57 <+douglbutt> <okcupid> @braziliangddess Yes, OkCupid is totally free. Free as a bird or a man floating in space. | |
| mefi.2010:09:46 <+douglbutt> <Beeps> my pool and i thank you, ravens | |
| mefi.2010:00:34 <+douglbutt> <sweety4488> @douglbutt Hi friend, try this TINY URL converter http://2tiny.biz?ID=Xr25E | |
| mefi.2010:01:05 < douglbutt> <SteveCox25> @douglbutt you seem to be well verse with the terror plot, have you contacted the FBI, I'm sure they'd love to know dates | |
| mefi.2010:01:19 < douglbutt> <shanetown> @gruber Ten minutes ago, I had no idea @douglbutt existed. Now I do. Thanks alot. | |
| mefi.2010:13:45 <+douglbutt> Trim off 27 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:05:20 < douglbutt> <chunkhost> All back up. A malicious user started an outbound DOS our monitoring didn't catch in time, and our upstream briefly blocked a port! | |
| mefi.2010:14:29 <+douglbutt> <DRG> Good morning! How's your breath, your attention 2day? | |
| mefi.2010:19:59 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY BEGINS AT 00:00 UTC 2010-10-22. PREPARE YOURSELVES, MORTAL VERMIN. | |
| mefi.2010:15:53 <+douglbutt> <motherfuton> Oldest boy puked, youngest one crawled through it while the dog proceeded to lick it all up. | |
| mefi.2010:11:48 <+douglbutt> <TerryMoran> ABC News reports: Potential IEDs shipped from Yemen through Birmingham, England. At least 15 devices believed to have been constructed. | |
| mefi.2010:11:17 <+douglbutt> <notch> We paid them big bucks, being clear from the start that we want it to be 100% legit. | |
| mefi.2010:19:49 <+douglbutt> <AsteroidWatch> Asteroid 2010 UJ7 will safely pass Earth today at 7:56 pm PDT (Nov 2, 2:56 UTC) at .74 lunar distance (286,000 km/178,000 mi) | |
| mefi.2010:10:41 <+douglbutt> <timcarvell> Just voted. I don't want to say who I voted for, but when everyone in New York's rent starts going down, you'll know who to thank. | |
| mefi.2010:13:55 <+douglbutt> Trim off 26 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:14:16 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @GovChristie Are your friends in the house going to go on a world tour now, like you left NJ? | |
| mefi.2010:14:17 <+douglbutt> <Synders777> THANK U OKLAHOMA 4 SHOWING GR8 COMMON SENSE!! NO 2 UNIONS, NO 2 SHARIA LAW, NO 2 HIJACKING R H/C, & YES 2 ENGLISH/NATIVE LANGUAGE ONLY #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:14:24 <+douglbutt> <ihopehefailstoo> Happy bout McD ban in SanFran, @joeseok and @AlyssaMilano? Gestapo would be proud. http://su.pr/1uQsEU #tcot #FREEDOM | |
| mefi.2010:14:42 <+douglbutt> Trim off 42 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:14:47 <+douglbutt> <BRADYCOMPANY> @douglbutt -U accuse me of being "KY racist" etc. I'm from CALIF, American of Hispanic orig & would want Obama out if he were smurf blue ! | |
| mefi.2010:14:49 <+douglbutt> Trim off 5 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:14:51 <+douglbutt> <Synders777> @douglbutt I have no idea if he is or isn't but I know that according to sharia law, it's OK 2 lie to INFIDELS | |
| mefi.2010:14:55 <+douglbutt> Trim off 4 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:14:55 <+douglbutt> <BRADYCOMPANY> @douglbutt "@BRADYCOMPANY ur location says independence, KY also I'm glad u decided 2use NASA photos 2promote ur biz" ***R U threatening me? | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 <+douglbutt> <BRADYCOMPANY> @douglbutt - Yes I am in Independence, KY (no irony in the name) but am from California - Don't be calling KY folks racist just to spite me. | |
| mefi.2010:15:02 <+douglbutt> <Synders777> @douglbutt doing some research on that atm, will get back 2 u with the info either way, 8 ) | |
| mefi.2010:15:15 <+douglbutt> Trim off 4 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:15:31 <+douglbutt> <GuardWifeL> @douglbutt LOL! Nope, wasn't me! | |
| mefi.2010:15:36 <+douglbutt> Trim off 32 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2010:15:41 <+douglbutt> Trim off 23 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:15:43 <+douglbutt> <GuardWifeL> RT @douglbutt: I'm been targeted by the #wreckingcrew // Deflected Dougie, deflected! For shame...man up and piss off, k? | |
| mefi.2010:15:46 <+douglbutt> Trim off 35 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:15:47 <+douglbutt> Trim off 6 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:15:51 <+douglbutt> <GuardWifeL> @douglbutt What is the point of that Dougie?? Hmmm? To whom are you actually directing your tweets? Hurry, cuz I'm gonna block ya soon. | |
| mefi.2010:15:54 <+douglbutt> <HULAgate> @Matericia DUDE, WHERE'S MY FREE SLURPEE? | |
| mefi.2010:15:57 <+douglbutt> Trim off 7 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:15:58 <+douglbutt> Trim off 3 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:16:09 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Better Dead than Red! RT @dirkjohnson @nihiofkdi Yes, but communism was conceived, by Marx, to be a stage, not an end. | |
| mefi.2010:21:55 <+douglbutt> <AngryRandPaul> Just kidding, Kentucky. I'm gay. | |
| mefi.2010:08:18 <+douglbutt> <Synders777> @douglbutt here ya go, it's OK 2 LIE 2 INFIDELS! http://ow.ly/34ifs #tcot #tlot #muslims #Quran #GETACLUE #Terrorists #wethepeople #BECKTIPS | |
| mefi.2010:10:00 <+douglbutt> <Synders777> @douglbutt U still can't C the forest 4 the trees, some people never learn (sigh) | |
| mefi.2010:10:00 <+douglbutt> <Synders777> @douglbutt U still can't C the forest 4 the trees, some people never learn (sigh) | |
| mefi.2010:17:06 <+douglbutt> <JoeTheDough> @chrismear Whatever, douche. | |
| mefi.2010:13:36 <+douglbutt> <mmfa> In Australian news interview, Murdoch brags about Beck but slams O'Reilly http://bit.ly/a5BS2U #p2 | |
| mefi.2010:13:47 <+douglbutt> <stevebruskCNN> MSNBC President Phil Griffin announces Keith Olbermann suspended indefinitely without pay, after word he made political contributions | |
| mefi.2010:18:23 <+douglbutt> <ProudoftheUSA> GE, NBC, MSNBC #sorosmonkey | |
| mefi.2010:18:41 <+douglbutt> <ndgc12dx> What Global Warming? RT @vanessatx Whaaa? already? RT @ThundarKitteh It's now snowing. A bunch. It won't stick, but it's still snowing. Yeah | |
| mefi.2010:18:46 <+douglbutt> <PersonhoodFL> Abortion will end 1 of 2 ways: the church will stop the killing, or God will wipe America off the face of the earth! #tcot | |
| mefi.2010:23:50 <+douglbutt> <inky> Holy crap, webrings still exist. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/shirleymedhurst/webrings.html | |
| mefi.2010:00:01 <+douglbutt> <twentynine> @eddieizzard: luv ya eddie, but you're spamming up my news feed | |
| mefi.2010:09:29 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> On Sunday, don't forget that the Republicans want you to set your clocks back 300 years. | |
| mefi.2010:11:28 <+douglbutt> <TexasAgape> To those who share my views, God Bless, to those who disagree, bless you too, those who hate me, to bad, so sad, I really don't care. Later | |
| mefi.2010:11:46 <+douglbutt> <youngchef2> 10am, 280 pounds of lamb racks and 18 whole rabbits. See you in two hours. | |
| mefi.2010:21:07 < douglbutt> <geojohnson> Forget the $700,000 UNH is using to study cow burps, worry about the $200 million/day we're spending sending a piece of cow shit to India | |
| mefi.2010:17:43 < douglbutt> <neckro> Actually listening to Tool by choice. There's a first time for everything, I suppose. | |
| mefi.2010:22:15 < douglbutt> Trim off 5 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:22:17 < douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2010:22:28 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> @douglbutt U attacked someone for using $200m/day, what's the REAL number, this is what OBAMA says: http://tinyurl.com/23eovvc #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:22:30 < douglbutt> Trim off 13 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:22:34 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> @douglbutt U attacked someone, not me, read what I wrote, then EXPLAIN THE LINKS. #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:22:35 < douglbutt> Trim off 1 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:22:38 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> RT @douglbutt: 200M rupees per day is 3 TRILLION DOLLARS PER HOUR || you're converting the wrong way, #douchetard #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:22:40 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> @douglbutt inferior to you? @debunker might be but I'm not, learn currency conversions #douchetard, #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:22:50 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> @douglbutt http://tinyurl.com/3e5mo9 1 rupee = $0.02254 , not even 3 cents. 200 mill rupees = $4.5 mill, not 3 trill/ hr. #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:22:54 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> @douglbutt nice try, #douchetard, the rupee is not worth more than da $, it's why our jobs are being exported, cheap labor. #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:23:03 < douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:23:10 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> @douglbutt not a Drudge reference, try patriotpost.us , WRONG, agreed not a Keynesian student, are you off UR meds? #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:23:15 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> @douglbutt sorry, I'm a student of Ludwig: http://tinyurl.com/5ha6d2 #douchetard #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:23:18 < douglbutt> Trim off 11 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:23:19 < douglbutt> <burntpowder> RT @douglbutt: You anti-american #douchetard. HITLER WAS FROM AUSTRIA. || #douchetard, fuck off. #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2010:16:09 < douglbutt> <joshmillard> Hey, here's a .243 km^2 Sierpinski Carpet in progress in Minecraft. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jesus-h-shatner/5161827139/ | |
| mefi.2010:17:49 < douglbutt> Trim off 7 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:08:58 < douglbutt> <vidiot_> Seriously, PR person? You're wishing me an "explosive" Veterans Day? | |
| mefi.2010:11:09 < douglbutt> <MarkBowles52> @douglbutt Take a bow How will the new health care law affect your job, your family, your future? http://lz.ly/3D4z Fine | |
| mefi.2010:15:06 < douglbutt> Trim off 4 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:19:08 < douglbutt> Trim off 33 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:12:19 < douglbutt> Trim off 21 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:15:20 < douglbutt> <notch> @ArdaXi twitter, an addiction! :D | |
| mefi.2010:16:03 < douglbutt> <YourMomIs> RT @douglbutt: okay I got it: yo mamma's so dumb, her browneye was a torrent page on the same sex marriage | |
| mefi.2010:09:40 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> In Controversial Decision, Time Mag Calls Mark Zuckerberg a Person: http://tinyurl.com/2dnruvt | |
| mefi.2010:16:04 <+douglbutt> <timcarvell> ... meanwhile, in a related story, the creator of Friendster has been named US News & World Report's Man of the Year. | |
| mefi.2010:18:24 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> By the way, I have chosen Sarah Palin Person of the Year. And the year is 1641. | |
| mefi.2010:11:44 <+douglbutt> Trim off 6 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:10:40 <+douglbutt> Trim off 40 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2010:11:45 < douglbutt> <peretti> The SpaceJam website, untouched since 1996, is like an Internet time capsule http://bit.ly/1ONXk | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 < douglbutt> <adamwwolf> Seriously, I saw ps -ef | grep something ... kill -9 whatever when the Scarecrow wanted to kill a video! | |
| mefi.2010:15:00 < douglbutt> <robdelaney> Thank you. RT @douglbutt: Heathcliff launched 1973, Garfield launched 1978, your joke does not faithfully portray cartoon cat history | |
| mefi.2010:15:10 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> @robdelaney Heathcliff launched 1973, Garfield launched 1978, your joke does not faithfully portray cartoon cat history | |
| mefi.2010:15:15 < douglbutt> <smartbunny> @robdelaney @douglbutt I though the joke was that Davis created Gfield w/o first seeing HCliff and then was like, "DAMMIT!" | |
| mefi.2010:15:30 < douglbutt> <SteveofComedy> @robdelaney @douglbutt Yeah Rob. And as Louis CK would say in a faggy voice, "people from Phoenix are Phoenicians." | |
| mefi.2010:15:43 < douglbutt> <UpperCasey> @robdelaney @douglbutt Rob, thnks for validating your comedic integrity. Doug, get out more often, dude! | |
| mefi.2010:15:43 < douglbutt> <smartbunny> @douglbutt Funny, I called her a "cunt-rash" once and got some flack for it. From one guy. One dumb guy. | |
| mefi.2010:16:12 < douglbutt> <TeeDeetotheU> Gary Coleman seeing "Webster" then dammit RT @robdelaney: Thank you. RT @douglbutt: Heathcliff launched 1973, Garfield launched 1978 | |
| mefi.2010:16:12 < douglbutt> <UpperCasey> @robdelaney @douglbutt Rob, thnks for validating your comedic integrity. Doug, get out more often, dude! | |
| mefi.2010:16:12 < douglbutt> <smartbunny> @douglbutt Funny, I called her a "cunt-rash" once and got some flack for it. From one guy. One dumb guy. | |
| mefi.2010:16:12 < douglbutt> <SteveofComedy> @robdelaney @douglbutt Yeah Rob. And as Louis CK would say in a faggy voice, "people from Phoenix are Phoenicians." | |
| mefi.2010:16:12 < douglbutt> <smartbunny> @robdelaney @douglbutt I though the joke was that Davis created Gfield w/o first seeing HCliff and then was like, "DAMMIT!" | |
| mefi.2010:16:13 < douglbutt> <robdelaney> Thank you. RT @douglbutt: Heathcliff launched 1973, Garfield launched 1978, your joke does not faithfully portray cartoon cat history | |
| mefi.2011:17:43 < douglbutt> <dmdsugar> So, please leave. Thanks. | |
| mefi.2011:17:43 < douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @satisfaction how can i merge 2 accounts? when I try to add my 2nd email it tells me it's already "taken". well, yes, it's taken by me! | |
| mefi.2011:17:44 < douglbutt> <VerizonWireless> Reporter or blogger going to #CES and covering wireless, #4G or handsets for the US marketplace? Raise your hand please (DM is fine). | |
| mefi.2011:22:35 < douglbutt> <Real_Bin_Laden> @ChrisBeLegend Dude, that kind of language is deeply offensive, okay? Let's keep things professional. #DeathToAmerica | |
| mefi.2011:09:27 < douglbutt> <AFSpace> In Space History: Jan. 1, 1984 -- Air Force Space Command assumed resource management responsibilty for GPS. http://fb.me/HwgEdJke | |
| mefi.2011:13:53 < douglbutt> <CouldBeMe7> @douglbutt I am a conservative, so where do you stand? Or can you? | |
| mefi.2011:15:01 < douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Socialism lite RT @douglbutt @CouldBeMe7 Depends on who you ask, I believe in Theocratic Communism, but only for white people | |
| mefi.2011:15:01 < douglbutt> <CouldBeMe7> @douglbutt Good luck with that. I'm not a fan of communism, so guess we won't be exchanging Christmas cards next year. LOL | |
| mefi.2011:15:03 < douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:15:26 < douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Socialism lite RT @douglbutt @CouldBeMe7 Depends on who you ask, I believe in Theocratic Communism, but only for white people | |
| mefi.2011:16:04 < douglbutt> Trim off 27 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:21:39 < douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Socialism lite RT @douglbutt @CouldBeMe7 Depends on who you ask, I believe in Theocratic Communism, but only for white people | |
| mefi.2011:21:40 < douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Socialism lite RT @douglbutt @CouldBeMe7 Depends on who you ask, I believe in Theocratic Communism, but only for white people | |
| mefi.2011:13:06 < douglbutt> Trim off 6 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:13:18 < douglbutt> <GenderConstruct> @douglbutt lol, no.. I'm here to protect you from the violent e-thug that is @jeanniemcbride (when she "pretends" to be @couldbeme7) | |
| mefi.2011:16:55 < douglbutt> <jkalucki> OH: "Once you shard, you shard hard." | |
| mefi.2011:17:01 < douglbutt> <Prokofy> @StupidFunWill hi! well, the future may badly translated! U need live people. Maybe they could crowdsource Mechanical Turk work for us. | |
| mefi.2011:18:57 < douglbutt> <bp> Boarding the backside of @kirkwood. It's been too long, but it's good to be back! | |
| mefi.2011:19:41 < douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Fuck the police, I was playing Angry Birds while driving, NOT TEXTING. RIP DEMOCRACY. | |
| mefi.2011:01:04 <+douglbutt> <WhiteboyCnote> @MiddleEasy YO, IM BrothaLynchKris on xbox 360 want to know what exactly middleeasy is!!!! really curious | |
| mefi.2011:11:39 < douglbutt> <phearlez> @DaveStroup broken clock, twice a day, etc | |
| mefi.2011:15:39 < douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Family of suspect in Rep. Giffords shooting has barricaded their home, blocking access - Arizona Republic http://bit.ly/eBC7GK | |
| mefi.2011:16:45 < douglbutt> <grbroderick> AZ shooting suspect given OCK bombing defense lawyer, lets hope he does as good of a job for his client as he did for McVeigh. | |
| mefi.2011:16:58 < douglbutt> <pennjillette> @SOCPAN - Killers need to restrain and be restrained, not speakers. | |
| mefi.2011:18:53 < douglbutt> <LindsyR> RT @saramontour @LindsyR dude in hall "oh hi, I'm just checking on stuff because she said her roof was leaking" Me: "hey! ours, too!" // :-( | |
| mefi.2011:22:10 <+douglbutt> <ftc> Ok, I'm not the federal trade commision for fucks sake!!! | |
| mefi.2011:22:18 <+douglbutt> <GenderConstruct> @douglbutt nope, just standard toilet bowl...or an outhouse | |
| mefi.2011:22:31 < douglbutt> <GenderConstruct> @douglbutt nope, just standard toilet bowl...or an outhouse | |
| mefi.2011:13:36 < douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> They're shutting down Tastykake?!? RIP DEMOCRACY. YOU CAN HAVE MY KANDY KAKE WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, FAT, DEAD HANDS. | |
| mefi.2011:14:43 < douglbutt> <SarrahPalinU5A> Sorry for using the phrase "blood libel". I was shooting from the hip. I tell ya, I need all this drama like a hole in the head. | |
| mefi.2011:14:55 < douglbutt> <StopBeck> Funny thing is, @glennbeck taught me to "burn everything to disc" before progressives "scrub" internet. So I did. | |
| mefi.2011:18:13 < douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:21:51 <+douglbutt> <HowieBruce> I'm sorry, but I cannot separate the prepared words of a speech writer from the actions of a nation-dividing secular soothsayer. #tcot #ocra | |
| mefi.2011:17:20 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> #Giffords now able to move her arms, legs, and open both eyes http://wapo.st/gqIa1W | |
| mefi.2011:17:40 <+douglbutt> <Marvel> First Look: Andrew Garfield As Spider-Man http://bit.ly/gXWi4d What do you think, Spider-Fans? | |
| mefi.2011:18:06 < douglbutt> <hughhefner> "Annie Hall" won the Oscar for Best Picture of 1977, Best Director, Screenplay & Actress. Woody was nominated for Best Actor. | |
| mefi.2011:12:44 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> Three things Rick Santorum claims to be an expert about: homosexuality, bestiality, and remarkable Black men. | |
| mefi.2011:16:01 <+douglbutt> <Bristol_Palin> IF I'M FOLLOWING YOU, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON. DM THAT BITCH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! | |
| mefi.2011:11:09 <+douglbutt> <TinyCodeTips> If you use an IDE, take a screen shot. In an image editor, black out anything that's not code. How much of what's black is used? | |
| mefi.2011:14:55 <+douglbutt> <shmup> @whitehouse Mr. President: Would you send Michelle/Sasha/Malia through TSA screening? Naked photos or invasive genital groping, you choose. | |
| mefi.2011:18:49 <+douglbutt> <shmup> @whitehouse Mr. President: Would you send Michelle/Sasha/Malia through TSA screening? Naked photos or invasive genital groping, you choose. | |
| mefi.2011:09:27 < douglbutt> <jasonmustian> You guys, for the price of saving a child's life, I could buy single cup of coffee! A SINGLE CUP OF COFFEE! | |
| mefi.2011:13:56 < douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> There's a flue in the chimney that leads to an open hole in my basement, apparently designed as a bird portal (I now have 2 basement birds.) | |
| mefi.2011:19:55 <+douglbutt> Trim off 26 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:20:10 <+douglbutt> <scotch> Night is now day, Day is now night, I think I am ready for #ASW11 and all the events, arrive in Vegas in 18 hours | |
| mefi.2011:22:17 < douglbutt> <waitwait> Watch out, Obama, those aren't autograph books! That's the repeal health care law! | |
| mefi.2011:12:05 <+douglbutt> Trim off 63 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:12:06 <+douglbutt> Trim off 2 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:10:09 <+douglbutt> <evgenymorozov> @alaa but don't you think that when a regime is prepared to cut off all communications, it may also signal they will use violence? | |
| mefi.2011:12:06 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Never fear, folks. Someone will figure out what color we should make our Twitter avatars, and it'll all work out. | |
| mefi.2011:22:11 < douglbutt> <Wylieknowords> In Cairo, Egypt people in the streets holding hands to protect museums. In America Teabagger Republicans defunding the arts and sciences. | |
| mefi.2011:11:35 < douglbutt> <welovedc> Condition Orange, Condition Orange. This is not a drill, we hear that Snooki has landed at DCA. Prepare to repel reality TV stars. | |
| mefi.2011:12:01 < douglbutt> <StevenMiller> So, is there no way to read @TheDaily off the iPad? So I can not share articles with people who don't have an iPad? | |
| mefi.2011:12:02 < douglbutt> Trim off 1 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:17:02 < douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Lobster is garbage meat. If you butter & cook an animal, blend it with cream, and it's still only good half the time, try another animal. | |
| mefi.2011:17:39 < douglbutt> <SenJohnMcCain> Regrettably the time has come 4 Pres. Mubarak 2 step down & relinquish power. It’s in the best interest of Egypt, its people & its military. | |
| mefi.2011:11:45 <+douglbutt> <Disalmanac> Today in 1905, Ayn Rand was born. Her philosophy was called "Objectivism" because the name "Being A Fucking Prick" wasn't as catchy. | |
| mefi.2011:12:36 <+douglbutt> <ZachWeiner> Everyone please do this! Go here, http://nomblog.com/4183/ and post an ascii dick. Please make it as gay as possible. Thankyou! (RT, plz) | |
| mefi.2011:15:57 <+douglbutt> <syancyfox5> AP - Super Bowl official says 5 hurt, 1 critically, by ice falling off Cowboys Stadium | |
| mefi.2011:15:04 < douglbutt> "($(date --date="Feb 15, 2011" +%s) - $(date +%s))/86400" | bc | |
| mefi.2011:10:31 <+douglbutt> <TBishopFinger> @douglbutt #RonPaul started the Tea Party, not that Murdoch super shill | |
| mefi.2011:14:48 <+douglbutt> <CouldBeMe7> @douglbutt So are you a Patriot, or a Left-wing Loon? #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2011:17:07 <+douglbutt> <mims> @eroston Seconded. Ditto Gladwell and, oh, all the rest. | |
| mefi.2011:19:04 <+douglbutt> <ABSCBNNews> .@ABSCBNNewsSport: With no taker, Aquino takes exit http://bit.ly/hqufPl | |
| mefi.2011:10:22 <+douglbutt> <CouldBeMe7> @douglbutt Dang dougl, are you a commie? Of just misguided? #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2011:10:31 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> What the РКП? RT @CouldBeMe7 @douglbutt Dang dougl, are you a commie? Of just misguided? #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2011:12:26 <+douglbutt> <airandspace> Today in 1969: 1st Boeing 747-100 "Jumbo Jet" makes 1st flight in Seattle, WA. Enters commercial service Jan 1970. More: http://ow.ly/3SWXH | |
| mefi.2011:13:50 < douglbutt> <RedScareBot> What the РКП? RT @CouldBeMe7 @douglbutt Dang dougl, are you a commie? Of just misguided? #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2011:13:50 < douglbutt> <CouldBeMe7> @douglbutt Dang dougl, are you a commie? Of just misguided? #wreckingcrew | |
| mefi.2011:10:49 < douglbutt> Trim off 21 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:12:13 < douglbutt> <HunsValen> STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, AT LEAST A FEW MOLECULES IN YOUR BODY WERE ONCE INSIDE THE ERECT PENIS OF ADOLF HITLER. #ISREAL | |
| mefi.2011:12:41 < douglbutt> Trim off 17 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:16:07 <+douglbutt> <maxsparber> Mubarak's speech, at this moment, is basically: Don't like it. Well, you're going to have to kill me. THAT'S NOT SMART. | |
| mefi.2011:16:13 <+douglbutt> <NewsCut> BTW, we've now concluded the "peaceful demonstrators" portion of this uprising. We now begin the "whatever it takes" portion. | |
| mefi.2011:16:31 <+douglbutt> <owillis> QUIET EVERYONE, PRESIDENT MCCAIN IS ON FOX TALKING ABOUT #EGYPT | |
| mefi.2011:16:52 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Ugh, don't those Egyptians know you're supposed to stay home and complain about your president on Facebook? | |
| mefi.2011:18:14 <+douglbutt> <TheThomason> Damn girl, you've got a Mubarak. (an ass that won't quit) | |
| mefi.2011:01:26 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> RT @TheThomason Damn girl, you've got a Mubarak. (an ass that won't quit) #tcot | |
| mefi.2011:11:15 < douglbutt> Trim off 1 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:11:18 < douglbutt> Trim off 1 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:12:02 < douglbutt> <boo_radley> Time to go to Country Barrel for the Hungry Farmhand Sampler, then off to my desk job. #tubblr | |
| mefi.2011:12:13 < douglbutt> <fart> .@breastcancerfnd Awfully quiet on the situation in Egypt, I see. Only looking out for yourselves. Pathetic. Recognize freedom! | |
| mefi.2011:13:38 < douglbutt> <lindsaylohan> Hello Facebook. Yes, this is actually Lindsay. Welcome to my Facebook page! | |
| mefi.2011:16:59 <+douglbutt> <Shokeir> حملة نظافة ميدان التحرير تبدأ غداRT @nadine_hafez Tomorrow citizens will clean #Tahrir Sq., starting 10 AM, please join if you can. #Egypt | |
| mefi.2011:17:28 <+douglbutt> <LamaHasan> In true Arab fashion, the jokes have started. Gaddafi has cancelled Fridays...after Ben Ali and Mubarak both left on a Friday #Egypt | |
| mefi.2011:17:28 <+douglbutt> <aisaad> Crew of us going 2 Tahrir after crowds clear postsunrise w trashbags, detol, cleaning supplies - time 2 start nation-building! #egypt #jan25 | |
| mefi.2011:21:25 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> Metafilter DNS changes today, if you're having trouble accessing the site that's probably why. Should resolve itself soon. | |
| mefi.2011:22:55 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> @WillTurman Heh. I only cut up cards I actually have on hand so far, that'd be sort of a break from orthodoxy. | |
| mefi.2011:22:55 <+douglbutt> <mefi> "Here's how your skin works, layperson edition" http://bit.ly/gx5Onq | |
| mefi.2011:22:56 < douglbutt> <stoya> @jrmoremen That's Vivienne Westwood's logo, because the top is Westwood. I made the skirt, which is a separate piece. | |
| mefi.2011:22:57 < douglbutt> <todd> OH: "Come back Yahoo!, all is forgiven..." | |
| mefi.2011:16:11 <+douglbutt> <dmd> Debugging ppp chat scripts is always fun, the only thing I need now is a monochrome CRT tube. | |
| mefi.2011:10:01 <+douglbutt> <alyankovic> Oh, who will be the first to make light of the fact that today’s holiday has the same acronym as Venereal Disease? I can’t wait! | |
| mefi.2011:14:00 <+douglbutt> <plutokiller> @brownpau nope, that one's a real theory. I don't think it is really there, but it is not impossible! | |
| mefi.2011:16:30 <+douglbutt> Trim off 23 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2011:18:34 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> Fact: Scotch eggs come from scotch hens force-fed sausage, which collects around the cloaca and forms the shell of the egg. #tcot #nobama | |
| mefi.2011:20:53 <+douglbutt> <Bagsack21> @DeionSanders Washing my hands in restroom, a lady walks in! She then proceeds to the urinal, lifts her dress, and pees (was a dude!) #HOP | |
| mefi.2011:13:48 <+douglbutt> Trim off 42 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:23:52 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> #antglove particularly not a fucker, I guess, I am truly white dense spade through the crystal lulz adipicere | |
| mefi.2011:09:40 <+douglbutt> <keder> I mean, seriously: Does this Lara Logan thing do *anything* to improve Muslims' image in the US? | |
| mefi.2011:09:40 <+douglbutt> <keder> How come America always has to improve its image in the Muslim world, but Muslims don't have to improve their image in the western world? | |
| mefi.2011:20:28 <+douglbutt> <markos> Wait, Michele Bachmann actually BELIEVED that she could defund the health care law? http://is.gd/yPlDSo | |
| mefi.2011:12:58 <+douglbutt> <jeffzeleny> Palin says that when she "talked about death panels" regarding the new health care law, she was doing so "in quotation marks." | |
| mefi.2011:13:01 <+douglbutt> Trim off 39 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2011:16:33 < douglbutt> <wong> Download and Enjoy Your Favorite Movies in HD, Divx, iPod Quality Formats - http://goo.gl/KopWi | |
| mefi.2011:16:47 < douglbutt> <Hez> There used to be a time when I found validation in flirty relationships with dudes on the internet. But that was, like, HOURS ago. | |
| mefi.2011:19:58 < douglbutt> Trim off 38 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:09:44 <+douglbutt> <nirajc> Hey nonprofit, maybe you shouldn't put a line break b/w "buy an Indian girl" and "the items she needs" for school. http://bit.ly/efWIDD | |
| mefi.2011:10:59 <+douglbutt> <seanbonner> It seems the lesson other nations learned from events in Egypt is don't turn off the web and sit around waiting, kill everyone right away. | |
| mefi.2011:11:03 <+douglbutt> <Dropbox> 250K followers!! =O Thanks for all your love, Dropboxers! | |
| mefi.2011:11:04 <+douglbutt> <Microsoft> The @SI_Swimsuit issue comes to life w/ @MicrosoftTag, bringing you behind-the-scenes videos + more from all the models http://bit.ly/e65iq4 | |
| mefi.2011:11:06 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> #glee mmm, vomit | |
| mefi.2011:11:09 <+douglbutt> Trim off 119 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:11:09 <+douglbutt> Trim off 5 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:14:59 <+douglbutt> <MapsAlive> @brownpau Paulo, what is your image map going to be used for? | |
| mefi.2011:15:03 <+douglbutt> <jamesfranco> Hi everybody, here I am on Twitter! This is my FIRST tweet... http://say.ly/CgT9a1 | |
| mefi.2011:17:21 <+douglbutt> Trim off 36 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:18:02 <+douglbutt> <GhostfaceKillah> and for those of y'all that don't eat no pussy, you might gotta eat her pussy. You feel me! You eat her pussy, thats even a extra 100 points | |
| mefi.2011:13:50 <+douglbutt> Trim off 16 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2011:15:34 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> This girl asked if I wanted to go see 'No Strings Attached' I said no, I don't do chick flicks, but I get what you're hinting at & I accept. | |
| mefi.2011:15:34 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> This kid once gave me a CD, told me he was the next Justin Bieber, I took the CD and frisbee'd the fuck out of it. | |
| mefi.2011:15:35 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> I told them, one of you can my tuesday girl and the other can be my sunday girl, but that wasn't enough, they had to go make diss tracks. | |
| mefi.2011:15:36 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> I know it's Kobe vs Lebron and all, but I had to turn it off, one of them fools has yellow shoes on and it's pissing me the hell off. | |
| mefi.2011:15:36 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> Nothing makes you feel dumber than watching Jeopardy, 20 minutes into the show. I still haven't got a damn answer yet. | |
| mefi.2011:15:36 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> Back in the day people would go 'yo mos, can i get a pic' now it's 'yo mos, are you Illuminati?' | |
| mefi.2011:15:37 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> I watched Salt earlier, I have to say that ending was the worst i've seen yet - and I watched the last airbender.. | |
| mefi.2011:15:52 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> My mother always calls me when there is a game on, like "Jurassic park is on Channel 5" I checked Jurassic park wasn't even on no damn ch 5. | |
| mefi.2011:15:52 <+douglbutt> <MosDef> If twitter gives me this damn whale one more time, I'ma start swinging | |
| mefi.2011:15:57 <+douglbutt> <abuaardvark> Qaradawi's fatwa authorizing killing of Qaddafi really is exceptional, for him and for al-Jazeera. | |
| mefi.2011:16:02 <+douglbutt> Trim off 17 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:01:03 <+douglbutt> Trim off 11 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:11:08 <+douglbutt> <simplebits> Whoa, just read about the quake in Christchurch, New Zealand. Sending good vibes to the other hemisphere. | |
| mefi.2011:11:08 <+douglbutt> <simplebits> Right, "vibes" was a bad choice of words there. s/vibes/thoughts | |
| mefi.2011:15:01 <+douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:15:57 <+douglbutt> Trim off 34 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:09:19 <+douglbutt> <DCdebbie> The Internet wins again, @michellemalkin is fighting with a fake Rahm Emanuel twitter account. http://soupsoup.net/dQkOXy via @antderosa | |
| mefi.2011:10:47 <+douglbutt> <natlsecuritycnn> BREAKING: Man arrested for attempting to use WMD on potential targets in Texas, incl. Pres. GW Bush home, @jmeservecnn says #Terorrism. | |
| mefi.2011:16:59 <+douglbutt> <tc_judd> @CatherineQ Dunno, but it took a nasty bounce on the orbiter underside. | |
| mefi.2011:18:17 <+douglbutt> <tariqjmalik> Foam debris loss in #shuttle Discovery launch poses no concern, NASA space ops chief Bill Gerstenmaier says #STS133 #NASA | |
| mefi.2011:10:02 <+douglbutt> Trim off 21 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:11:01 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Slight risk of severe storms - including damaging winds, even isolated tornado. Time window: 11:30 AM -2 PM, http://wapo.st/fd6E2m | |
| mefi.2011:14:22 <+douglbutt> <Slate> Hitchens: Obama’s pathetic, dithering response to the Arab uprisings has been both cynical and naive. http://slate.me/h3cYsR | |
| mefi.2011:20:42 <+douglbutt> <FreakOutNation> @douglbutt Hey, I don't like either one of them, I just like Glenn Beck FAR less | |
| mefi.2011:20:42 <+douglbutt> <FreakOutNation> @douglbutt The original tea party was Ron Paul's idea, not Glenn Beck's. Read a bit more & get back to me. | |
| mefi.2011:20:44 <+douglbutt> Trim off 12 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:23:19 <+douglbutt> Trim off 45 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:08:59 < douglbutt> #ss3manila, Dean Richards, #wordsthatcanstartawar, #isturnedonby, Sharpay Evans, Harmonie Granger, BornThisWayMonday, Boyband/Girlband Korea, Gabriella Montez, Pilipinas Got Talent | |
| mefi.2011:08:59 < douglbutt> #ss3manila, Dean Richards, #wordsthatcanstartawar, #isturnedonby, Sharpay Evans, Harmonie Granger, BornThisWayMonday, Boyband/Girlband Korea, Gabriella Montez, Pilipinas Got Talent | |
| mefi.2011:09:05 < douglbutt> #ss3manila, Dean Richards, #wordsthatcanstartawar, #isturnedonby, Sharpay Evans, Harmonie Granger, BornThisWayMonday, Boyband/Girlband Korea, Gabriella Montez, Pilipinas Got Talent | |
| mefi.2011:09:05 < douglbutt> #ss3manila, Dean Richards, #wordsthatcanstartawar, #isturnedonby, Sharpay Evans, Harmonie Granger, BornThisWayMonday, Boyband/Girlband Korea, Gabriella Montez, Pilipinas Got Talent | |
| mefi.2011:22:29 < douglbutt> #isturnedonby, #ufc127, #wordsthatcanstartawar, BiebsInBrazil, Christy Clark, Kyle Noke, Rob Bell, Carola Scarpa, Mickey-Minnie Mouse, Evandro Mesquita | |
| mefi.2011:13:24 < douglbutt> <c> Back after experiencing snowfall. Ran into @davesyoung and @bl in his orange jumpsuit, complete with hiking pack, sleds, and ice axe! #sfawe | |
| mefi.2011:22:04 <@douglbutt> <SteveHuff> I still don't have this right: are we laughing *with* Randy Newman, or *at* Randy Newman? #Oscars | |
| mefi.2011:22:05 <@douglbutt> <SteveHuff> In another universe a balding, slight 40-something named Kurt Cobain walks offstage with his Oscar for scoring The MySpace Movie. #Oscars | |
| mefi.2011:10:11 <@douglbutt> Trim off 26 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:12:17 <@douglbutt> <Ursaring> IMAGINE FINDING YOUR SOULMATE, GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING KIDS, ONLY TO FIND OUT THEY'RE REALLY A POKEMON. | |
| mefi.2011:19:38 <@douglbutt> <Double_Danger> Last minute MADNESS!!! Everything in the store is $1.00!!! Yes, EVERYTHING is $1 (Excludes ALL Silver Age) | |
| mefi.2011:10:59 <@douglbutt> <FakeAPStylebook> The plural of "pegasus" is unnecessary, since there's no such thing as one, much less multiples, and maybe you should grow up. | |
| mefi.2011:15:16 <@douglbutt> <MosDef> Ya'll see Rihanna and Ciara twitters? They're fighting, my question is how the hell did they get WiFi in the kitchen? | |
| mefi.2011:12:34 <@douglbutt> <SecondLie> BREAKING NEWS: Q Linden to leave Linden Lab. (They tried to control Q, and he quit.) | |
| mefi.2011:13:32 <@douglbutt> <tanmays> Just like Steve Jobs, all Apple Devices keep getting thinner by the quarter! | |
| mefi.2011:14:08 <@douglbutt> <TMobile> The T-Mobile G-Slate is the tablet to get this spring. For the latest G-Slate info, sign up here: http://goo.gl/spbXK | |
| mefi.2011:14:13 <@douglbutt> <GSlate> RT @JohnterisTate: RT @p_jaejr Folks and these titles!! Archbishop, Chief Prophet, whatever just happend to being the man of God?? | |
| mefi.2011:14:23 <@douglbutt> <DerekArnold> I guess Mediacom is not just incompetent, but controlled by a brain-dead marketing department? http://bit.ly/fwYpBJ http://bit.ly/hGmVFN | |
| mefi.2011:15:02 <@douglbutt> <notch> I kinda promised a very important person we're adding Dog pets to Minecraft, so I guess that's confirmed now. | |
| mefi.2011:17:10 <@douglbutt> <spacenerd> Hey guys, do me a favor and vote for a few college friends' start up @LuminaireCoffee : http://is.gd/lCCdgA no registration needed! | |
| mefi.2011:18:02 <@douglbutt> <MosDef> I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but its in his ass and belongs to Usher | |
| mefi.2011:11:17 <@douglbutt> <davidoreilly> Reminder to advertising agencies: if you want to work with me, here's the page to get in touch - http://bit.ly/g5Ih5M | |
| mefi.2011:15:25 <@douglbutt> Trim off 22 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:23:48 <@tehloki> gir, <douglbutt> test is <reply>sup | |
| mefi.2011:11:12 <@douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Oh noes, Socialism RT @douglbutt @SenRandPaul I KNEW IT!!! communist dog | |
| mefi.2011:14:23 <@douglbutt> <markmallman> When I said, “Sometimes the fingers feel harder than the mouth”, I was talking about writing | |
| mefi.2011:23:58 <@douglbutt> #tigerblood, #blackpeoplemovies, #teamsheen, Adele Unplugged, RestartNaVaiVai, Peruche, Pablo Marini, Adriana Bombom, Shakiro, Bonner | |
| mefi.2011:19:19 <@douglbutt> Trim off 20 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:10:16 <@douglbutt> <KenJennings> If Congress defunds public TV, I hope Mr. Rogers rises from the grave as a cardigan-wearing zombie and eats all their brains. | |
| mefi.2011:11:05 <@douglbutt> <markmallman> Google pointed me to “Wilford Brimley Nude Pictures, Naked Scenes” - now I cant finish my oatmeal. | |
| mefi.2011:11:21 <@douglbutt> <NaomiAKlein> Attacks on union, net neutrality, even PBS, r all about destroying any possible counter weight to corporate power | |
| mefi.2011:11:41 <@douglbutt> <MosDef> I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but its in his ass and belongs to Usher | |
| mefi.2011:10:29 <@douglbutt> <KatieJanePhoto> Chinese editorial says Sheen is dishonoring his father, "who was once the president of the U.S." http://bit.ly/hM91s7 | |
| mefi.2011:14:54 <@douglbutt> <PeterGriffinn> "Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. | |
| mefi.2011:11:04 <@douglbutt> <BadAstronomer> Fun fact: it's compression, not friction, that slows the #Shuttle and heats up air. Squeeze a gas and it heats up. Same with meteors. | |
| mefi.2011:11:42 <@douglbutt> <Pinboard> err, did I say oftc? I meant freenode, sorry | |
| mefi.2011:15:52 <@douglbutt> <robdelaney> NPR head resigns after calling Tea Party "racist." Tomorrow, NASA head to resign after calling space "big." | |
| mefi.2011:15:58 <@douglbutt> <Will_Bunch> NPR ombudswoman says its journalists "try hard" every day to combat stereotype they are "well-educated, liberal intellectual[s]." Why?!!! | |
| mefi.2011:11:06 <@douglbutt> Trim off 17 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2011:11:11 <@douglbutt> <k9leavings> My 2-yr old is in his "Republican" phase: selfish, loves breaking things, cries a lot, can't be pleased, is a closeted homosexual, etc. | |
| mefi.2011:19:38 <@douglbutt> <douglbutt> DEFUND PBS! No money for this kind of TRASHY, PLURALISTIC RELATIVISM http://youtu.be/Upm9LnuCBUM #tcot #tlot #defundnpr #liberals #antglove | |
| mefi.2011:03:11 <@douglbutt> <Emergency_In_SF> TSUNAMI WATCH: unconfirmed report CA now under "Tsunami Watch" (lowest level of alert). Again, WATCH only. Not a "warning" or "advisory" | |
| mefi.2011:10:01 <@douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Reuters: One train has derailed, another missing after massive Japan quake - http://t.co/wSVBocT | |
| mefi.2011:11:00 <@douglbutt> <cnnbrk> Report: Dam breaks in Fukushima prefecture, Japan, washing away scores of homes. http://on.cnn.com/hQmkLS | |
| mefi.2011:11:02 <@douglbutt> <tidalwave> trying to convince my associates that the node moments of my life are worthy of review, and twitter is the perfect aspirin to my headache! | |
| mefi.2011:11:02 <@douglbutt> <earthquake> M 5.1, Costa Rica: Thursday, September 16, 2010 15:27:26 UTCThursday, September 16, 2010 09:27:26 AM at epicenterDepth: 25.20 km (15.66 mi) | |
| mefi.2011:12:06 <@douglbutt> <BBCBreaking> #Tokyo Electric Power Co: pressure inside reactor at its Fukushima-Daiichi nuclear plant rising; risk of radiation leak, from Reuters | |
| mefi.2011:14:53 <@douglbutt> <paleofuture> "Japanese fleeing in panic as the earth literally split underfoot..." June 28, 1948 (Library of Congress) http://twitpic.com/48jgau | |
| mefi.2011:16:17 <@douglbutt> <thesulk> If you wanna feel better about this earthquake in Japan, google "Pearl Harbor death toll". | |
| mefi.2011:12:28 <@douglbutt> <jasonmustian> You wouldn't guess that the birds are angry because the pigs drew a cartoon of Muhammad, but that's what is going on. | |
| mefi.2011:15:45 <@douglbutt> <jasonmustian> Glenn Beck Calls Japanese Quake "Message From God"--That message? "Oops, I thought Glenn Beck lived in Japan" | |
| mefi.2011:17:28 <@douglbutt> <GOOD> Twenty-five percent of Republicans still fear ACORN, which doesn't exist anymore http://su.pr/9datOs | |
| mefi.2011:12:40 <@douglbutt> <Reuters> FLASH: IAEA head says core damage at units 1-3 of Japan's quake-hit nuclear plant confirmed, situation very serious | |
| mefi.2011:15:37 <@douglbutt> <DAmicoKitchen> Spotted: Jennifer Hudson in the Chambers Rock Star Suite. Today's room service breakfast was an omelette, bacon, pancakes, coffee & fruit. | |
| mefi.2011:17:09 <@douglbutt> <WilliamAngiron4> @douglbutt its worth a try, i gotta 100% free iPhone 4 & iPad from from here... http://bit.ly/eXp8iH?=ndaw | |
| mefi.2011:17:35 <@douglbutt> <works_progress> Uh... the inventors of Oregon Trail are going to be on Salon Saloon next Tuesday. It doesn't get any better than this folks, we've hit top! | |
| mefi.2011:15:18 <@douglbutt> <ealvarezgibson> Friend who works for Japanese car company is now fielding calls from American idiots who think the cars are radioactive. No words, people. | |
| mefi.2011:16:05 <@douglbutt> Trim off 77 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:16:20 <@douglbutt> <ealvarezgibson> Friend who works for Japanese car company is now fielding calls from American idiots who think the cars are radioactive. No words, people. | |
| mefi.2011:16:44 <@douglbutt> <megfowler> Uh oh, you guys... look at my bracket. http://bit.ly/megsbracket | |
| mefi.2011:17:00 <@douglbutt> <daveweigel> If this was a more popular sentiment, Obama would have won Texas http://plixi.com/p/84737649 | |
| mefi.2011:17:19 <@douglbutt> Trim off 10 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2011:17:24 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt When no one listens, you are not heard. :) #tcot #teaparty #gop #sgp #ocra #tiot | |
| mefi.2011:17:25 <@douglbutt> Trim off 12 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:17:37 <@douglbutt> Trim off 12 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:17:38 <@douglbutt> Trim off 5 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:17:43 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt U have 3 choices, block me & I still point U out, dont block me & cont 2 take it, just leave #tcot. Not good 4 U at all :) | |
| mefi.2011:17:44 <@douglbutt> Trim off 27 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:17:49 <@douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:17:52 <@douglbutt> Trim off 6 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:17:54 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt When no one listens, you are not heard. :) #tcot #teaparty #gop #sgp #ocra #tiot | |
| mefi.2011:17:56 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt What about #tcot Top Conservatives on Twitter do you not get, #Commies? Take your #Commie CRAP back to #p2 where it belongs. #gop | |
| mefi.2011:17:58 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Bye dunce, I got other #Commies to point out. #tcot #teaparty #gop #sgp #ocra | |
| mefi.2011:17:58 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Again, Go to the back of the school room, Dunce. #tcot #teaparty #gop #sgp #ocra | |
| mefi.2011:18:00 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Remember, I will point your #Commie ass out every time you make a Commie comment on #tcot. Have a nice day :)#teaparty #gop #sgp | |
| mefi.2011:18:03 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Stupid #Commie. #tiot, dunce. #tlot #RonPaul #tcot #teaparty #gop #sgp #ocra | |
| mefi.2011:18:05 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt I don't like #Commie, ASS :) #Christian #tcot #tlot #gop #sgp #jesus | |
| mefi.2011:18:07 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Commies don't believe in #God, #Commie ;) #tcot #tlot #tpot #tiot | |
| mefi.2011:18:15 <@douglbutt> <ChristianBRK> Foxwood_AF_: @douglbutt I don't like #Commie, ASS :) #Christian #tcot #tlot #gop #sgp #jesus: Fo... http://brk.bz/dQEGG3 #Christian #BRK | |
| mefi.2011:18:17 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Looks like you chose the third choice. Looks like you will have to put up with me then, #Commie :) #tcot #tiot #sgp #ocra #gop | |
| mefi.2011:18:19 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Oops, I think your a #Commie #moron ;) #christian #tcot #tlot #gop | |
| mefi.2011:18:22 <@douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Yeah, You're definitely a #Commie #moron ;) #tcot #tlot #sgp #ocra #gop | |
| mefi.2011:18:25 <@douglbutt> <CAPSLOCKDAY> YO HEMINGWAY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO WRITE YOURSELF INTO AN ASS-KICKING | |
| mefi.2011:18:26 <@douglbutt> <JesusBRK> Foxwood_AF_: @douglbutt I don't like #Commie, ASS :) #Christian #tcot #tlot #gop #sgp #jesus: Foxwoo... http://brk.bz/epZeRU #Jesus #BRK | |
| mefi.2011:19:18 <@douglbutt> <ozjimbob> In the unlikely event noone has said anything in an hour, I think twitter is broken. | |
| mefi.2011:09:12 <@douglbutt> <miconian> @jennifersylvor No doubt, more than a couple of people have blocked me for the same sins. | |
| mefi.2011:09:54 <@douglbutt> <NewsCut> CNN, a news station, now carrying interview with an evangelist to explain that God "didn't intend for Japan tragedy, and that he cares." | |
| mefi.2011:09:55 <@douglbutt> <NewsCut> All of which may or may not be true, but there's no chance the anchor will ask the obvious questions. | |
| mefi.2011:10:00 <@douglbutt> <NewsCut> Rebel leader on CNN says if NATO "bombs Ghadafi into submission,"it'll be over in 3 days. Yeah, that's always the way these things work, sir | |
| mefi.2011:16:34 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> “@daveanthony: Going to be jerking men off for $5 behind Denny's.//I have a steam-powered jerk-off machine. Wanna race, John Henry-style? | |
| mefi.2011:17:53 <+douglbutt> <DoctorChristian> Just 2 b clear: table salt won't protect against radiation from Japan, despite what certain websites may say! It's potassium iodide u want! | |
| mefi.2011:13:55 <+douglbutt> <PatNeshek> I just got news that I am now a member of the San Diego Padres, packing up & heading west. | |
| mefi.2011:15:11 <+douglbutt> <cnnbrk> AT&T has agreed to acquire T-Mobile USA from Deutsche Telekom for $39 billion, the companies say. http://on.cnn.com/h3aEaA | |
| mefi.2011:15:21 <+douglbutt> <MichaelKeaton> the passing of Michael Gough------To Mick-my butler, my confidant, my friend, my Alfred. I love you. God bless, Michael(Mr. Wayne)Keaton | |
| mefi.2011:17:18 <+douglbutt> <johnmoe> I know that whenever someone makes fun of ME, saying I'm slow and clumsy, I buy them for 39 billion dollars. #ATT #Tmobile | |
| mefi.2011:19:33 <+douglbutt> <dozba> Hey look, all of Tumblr's API passwords: http://bit.ly/fITtyr It's a really obscure security scheme, you probably haven't heard of it. | |
| mefi.2011:19:57 <+douglbutt> <dickmasterson> No matter how ugly you are, there's a hot girl out there who can't pay her rent this month. My bank only charges $40 for a bogus check. | |
| mefi.2011:23:19 <+douglbutt> <Pres_Bartlet> Yes, AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married. There will be no reception. | |
| mefi.2011:08:23 <+douglbutt> <ivey> @douglbutt Amen, brother. Terriers was just a damn fine show. | |
| mefi.2011:10:18 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Nancy Pelosi hospitalized in Rome after feeling unwell, Italian news agencies report- AFP http://bit.ly/hbMbHh | |
| mefi.2011:11:45 <+douglbutt> Trim off 3 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:15:35 <+douglbutt> <sizemore> RT @sfappeal: SF Teens Thought They Heard A Ghost, But It Was Just A Guy Jacking Off In Their House: http://t.co/BXhJJFg | |
| mefi.2011:16:02 <+douglbutt> <Pres_Bartlet> Yes, AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married. There will be no reception. | |
| mefi.2011:17:17 <+douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt What's that, Dog Butt? | |
| mefi.2011:17:18 <+douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt What's that, Dog Butt? | |
| mefi.2011:17:35 <+douglbutt> <FoxWood_AE_> Stuck in San Francisco for the day. Thanks @UnitedAirlines. I guess it's Scoma's for luch and a cocktail. @SouthernBella24, you hungry? | |
| mefi.2011:17:37 <+douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
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| mefi.2011:17:41 <+douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> #tcot, listen to a #Commie rant :) >> RT @douglbutt: IMAGINE HOW REPUBLICANS WOULD FEEL ABOUT THAT ONE THIN… (cont) http://deck.ly/~uepkg | |
| mefi.2011:18:12 < douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> #tcot, listen to a #Commie rant :) >> RT @douglbutt: IMAGINE HOW REPUBLICANS WOULD FEEL ABOUT THAT ONE THIN… (cont) http://deck.ly/~uepkg | |
| mefi.2011:18:12 < douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt What's that, Dog Butt? | |
| mefi.2011:18:33 < douglbutt> <RepJackKimble> White smoke was released from one of the nuclear reactors today, which I believe means we have a new Pope and he's Japanese | |
| mefi.2011:18:38 < douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @pauline_ma Yeah, saw that list. Some Foxwood wannabe :) #tcot #p2 | |
| mefi.2011:14:23 <+douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @douglbutt Oh, That wasn't a #Commie comment, hence no pointing out. #tcot #gop | |
| mefi.2011:15:18 <+douglbutt> <TCOT_Talk> RT @douglbutt I'M A TROLL, FOL-DE-ROL #tcot | |
| mefi.2011:17:10 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> Beck hyping The Creature From Jekyll Island, anti-fed paranoia written by a 9-11 truther. http://bit.ly/gx6yio | |
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| mefi.2011:10:15 <+douglbutt> <jgrahamc> When I die, I sure hope that my last tweet isn't: https://twitter.com/#!/DameElizabeth/status/35485180772892672 | |
| mefi.2011:11:08 <+douglbutt> <brianbeutler> In the other 20 characters, @ChuckGrassley writes poetry. | |
| mefi.2011:12:58 <+douglbutt> <HotlineJess> Outside Gingrich speech in Greenville, Christians for Life grp handing out flyer saying Newt supported "pro-sodomite" Scozzafava in #NY23 | |
| mefi.2011:14:57 <+douglbutt> <timcarvell> Dear M&M Marketing Team: What the fuck? Sincerely, Me http://t.co/GMwrrt9 | |
| mefi.2011:11:43 <+douglbutt> <chrismear> Just got that thing where you bend over and it feels like some structural tissue in your chest cavity has snapped. You all get that, right? | |
| mefi.2011:16:10 <+douglbutt> <SarahTaguiam> @brownpau Honey badgers also take whatever they want, whenever they want it. Would it be reasonable to say that they're like... | |
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| mefi.2011:22:18 <+douglbutt> <danikaopfc> @douglbutt ok, gotta give this one away, found this $30 off deal that was just put online for sick picks: http://bit.ly/hg0gaK?=ndcw | |
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| mefi.2011:18:42 < douglbutt> <BronxZoosCobra> Obviously I'm a big fan of freedom! RT @soniamoghe Kinda of curious about what @BronxZoosCobra thinks about the revolution, Mubarak? | |
| mefi.2011:18:42 < douglbutt> <BronxZoosCobra> Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly? | |
| mefi.2011:17:04 <+douglbutt> <uptownmaker> Apparently, my daughter just peed on the floor sans diaper, looked down at the puddle and said "fuck." 18 months old, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| mefi.2011:14:13 <+douglbutt> <inky> The three most popular things on my webspace in the last month: Automeme API, Automeme homepage, and FAIL GRATER. http://t.co/GRFQhVy | |
| mefi.2011:17:24 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> President Obama has signed secret order authorizing covert support for Libyan rebels, Reuters learns | |
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| mefi.2011:14:42 <+douglbutt> <GeorgeTakei> A blog re AKIRA live action film whitewashing--white lead actors, renaming Tetsuo to Travis?! http://ow.ly/4qw7i #ShameOnWB | |
| mefi.2011:15:46 <+douglbutt> <SarahKSilverman> More shows next week. PORTLAND, SEATTLE, LAKE TAHOE, DAVIS & BERKELEY | |
| mefi.2011:13:39 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Roswell, N.M. mayor says four dead after plane crash lands and catches fire on runway - KRQE http://bit.ly/etMi6F | |
| mefi.2011:12:51 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 2:14:06.616085 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:11:23 <+douglbutt> <stevesilberman> Drunk head of TX college GOP disses "nerds, fags" while declaring "We're the American party!" http://bit.ly/hDDjZH | |
| mefi.2011:11:41 <+douglbutt> <thesneeze> 1 in 5 men over 50 have hormone imbalances that diminish sex drive, study finds. Also, that guy's wife looks like her mom now. | |
| mefi.2011:11:55 <+douglbutt> <rylandsanders> When a communion wafer transubstantiates, which bit of Jesus do you get? Is it the good steak parts, or is it just anything, like hot dogs? | |
| mefi.2011:12:15 <+douglbutt> <astroengine> Wow, what an idiot. RT @Discovery_News: GoDaddy CEO shot female elephant, not male, as claimed. http://bit.ly/etBeIa | |
| mefi.2011:13:15 <+douglbutt> <AlbertBrooks> Flying Southwest later this morning. Requested aisle seat, kosher meal, and roof. | |
| mefi.2011:13:18 <+douglbutt> <andersoncooper> Oops, I sat on my phone. Sorry | |
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| mefi.2011:14:15 <+douglbutt> <H_FJ> Gotham with serifs? OK, but only because you asked, & you're the President of The United States. http://www.barackobama.com | |
| mefi.2011:18:02 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 20:55:58.888308 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:18:04 <+douglbutt> <mr_suh> why in the world would you let your kid bring a giant tree branch onto the train?! wtf, woman?! #wmata | |
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| mefi.2011:11:03 <+douglbutt> <brianbeutler> Critics, you must've missed the "spirit of charity" section of the GOP budget where rich people spend their tax cuts paying for hospice. | |
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| mefi.2011:10:37 < douglbutt> <hoverbird> Everybody thinks "The Social Network" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is "Ghostbusters". | |
| mefi.2011:11:50 < douglbutt> <loudbot> HEY GUYS I IGNORED THE ADVICE YOU GAVE ME, WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW | |
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| mefi.2011:16:08 <+douglbutt> <thatsnotkosher> *bursts into congressional floor, sweating and panting from running for miles* I KNOW HOW TO BALANCE THE BUDGET AND IT'S ANIME | |
| mefi.2011:17:20 < douglbutt> <craigmelvin> For the 2nd time in 5 months, fmr. gov. and sen candidate George Allen asks me,"what position did you play?" I did not a play a sport. | |
| mefi.2011:20:17 <+douglbutt> <dg> I'm hiring! Manager, Capital Markets at KPMG - Greater New York City Area #jobs http://lnkd.in/yht_Yd | |
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| mefi.2011:11:14 <+douglbutt> <gknauss> Remember, when the government shuts down and the police go off duty, only loot the homes of Tea Partiers. Because irony is awesome. | |
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| mefi.2011:00:00 <+douglbutt> <HotlineReid> Watch out, not every Republican loves this bill. One chief of staff to a freshman: "We've been sold out." More to come... | |
| mefi.2011:09:18 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 15:50:24.740148 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:11:23 <@douglbutt> <Galrahn> You live in one dumbass RT @SaraPalinUSA: Can you name any country that became a democracy after a violent revolution? Honestly, can you... | |
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| mefi.2011:01:32 <@douglbutt> <twentynine> windows open, slight breeze, feels good man | |
| mefi.2011:11:02 <@douglbutt> <AirlineReporter> .@flightblogger, that is @USAirways new gum dispenser! :) (re: http://flic.kr/p/9xKH5Q) @RunwayGirl | |
| mefi.2011:12:48 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 17:40:17.154177 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:13:59 <@douglbutt> <BeerBrewin> I HATE wind. Captain Planet, please put a double tap into the back of Linka's skull. Thanks. | |
| mefi.2011:08:46 <@douglbutt> <notch> At 99% full gmail and unable to empty trash, I wrote a bot to delete it 50 emails at a time. At 2 am. Now I can sleep. :D | |
| mefi.2011:08:46 <@douglbutt> <notch> @quaintbucket you didn't pay for my time, you paid for Minecraft. | |
| mefi.2011:10:09 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 8:05:48.068833 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:10:25 <@douglbutt> <TeaPartyBrewing> Trump 2012, You're HIRED! Order your bumper stickers here. #tcot #teaparty #tpp #latimestot http://fb.me/VFFDF1mb | |
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| mefi.2011:20:33 <@douglbutt> <yodaism> @douglbutt A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. | |
| mefi.2011:11:17 <+douglbutt> <marcoarment> The actual way to "delete" a GoDaddy account is to delete all domains, delete all payment info, and fill the contact fields with bogus info. | |
| mefi.2011:11:37 <+douglbutt> <usislamicforum> McCain: I'm exhilarated by the Arab Spring, believe it will spread to Russia and China, I'm glad i'm alive to see it. #usislam | |
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| mefi.2011:12:52 <+douglbutt> <NAMBLAorg> @justinbieber hello, I was hoping you have a moment to speak with NAMBLA about our cause. Please message me for details. | |
| mefi.2011:13:58 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> [A380] MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY. [CRJ] OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON WE ARE SPINNING SIDWAYS WHAT THE FUCK OH SHIT | |
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| mefi.2011:19:00 <+douglbutt> <GOPLeader> Over 478,000 Jobs Created Since January, #GOPMajority #TCOT | |
| mefi.2011:09:38 <+douglbutt> <notch> You know how you can climb ladders with gaps? Yeah, not in 1.5. | |
| mefi.2011:09:48 <+douglbutt> <mattmight> *Not* what you want to see on the fetal monitor when your wife begins to push. Thanks, Microsoft. http://t.co/6D64giv | |
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| mefi.2011:14:50 < douglbutt> <waxpancake> Crazy, Dilbert creator Scott Adams created sock puppet accounts on Metafilter and Reddit to anonymously defend himself. http://bit.ly/gZTfbF | |
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| mefi.2011:15:54 <+douglbutt> <ebertchicago> As I write, "Atlas Shrugged" has a ★★★★ rating from my readers. The film has not yet been seen publicly. http://bit.ly/hMsrB5 | |
| mefi.2011:16:22 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> I DON'T HAVE HAIR, BLONDE EMO BOY! | |
| mefi.2011:19:46 <+douglbutt> <g> If you followed along during the legislative session, how would you rate my use of the @g account? Please tag feedback with #g415. | |
| mefi.2011:12:59 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> "How dare you threaten to out me!" "Uh, we didn't." "How dare you conspire to keep my identity hidden!" | |
| mefi.2011:13:03 <+douglbutt> <_scottadams> my name is trending on twitter and my feelings are getting hurt. what is HAPPENING over there, america? | |
| mefi.2011:13:25 <+douglbutt> <gregorg> In Nov 2004, I looked at the $5 in my hand and thought, "2005 Dilbert-a-Day Desk Calendar or Metafilter registration?" I had no idea. | |
| mefi.2011:16:13 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:02:13.732074 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:16:47 <+douglbutt> <katebevan> @UKPizzaLover it's really well done, isn't it? | |
| mefi.2011:17:51 <+douglbutt> <biorhythmist> "Aw, man, my gas-powered bicycle was stolen," Tom moped. | |
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| mefi.2011:22:14 <+douglbutt> <loresjoberg> Man, I really feel bad for that fourth shed: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/for/2333129650.html | |
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| mefi.2011:13:08 < douglbutt> <brownpau> @MalnurturedSnay I remember some 'official' tech guide said pad-to-pad beaming was more reliable, so standard when 2 transporters available. | |
| mefi.2011:13:19 < douglbutt> <gregerskine> DO THE BORG ASIMILATE DOGS BECAUSE THEY SHUOLD, YOU COULD HAVE A WHOLE PACK OF POMERANANS W/ EYE HOLOGRAMS & LAZERS #TWURT #RESTANCEISFUTIL | |
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| mefi.2011:13:54 < douglbutt> <slhamlet> Vegetarians significantly more likely to enjoy giving oral sex, says OKCupid: http://bit.ly/fNExM9 #newsyoucanuse | |
| mefi.2011:17:26 <+douglbutt> <seanhussey> Next on The Discovery Channel, Ridiculously Dangerous Jobs Made Possible By Our Uniquely American Greed! Followed by Piss Drinkers! | |
| mefi.2011:18:30 < douglbutt> <knowyourmeme> "Submitted Ten Puns Hoping for a laugh, NO PUN IN TEN DID." #iseewhatyoudidthere / http://chzb.gr/puncoon | |
| mefi.2011:20:54 < douglbutt> <dmd> Watching my 10 month old girl read a book, upside down (the book, that is). Its a start :) | |
| mefi.2011:11:01 < douglbutt> <thunderhershie> Wish BHS had valet. Its literally pouring testicles out here, and its like windy and 5 degrees and shit. Long ass walk to the doors. Fuck. | |
| mefi.2011:12:26 < douglbutt> <pdouglasweather> Picked a fine week to stop drinking. On-again, off-again "storm" dropped 1-3" on metro. From slush to severe in 6 days? http://bit.ly/eJ1ARP | |
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| mefi.2011:21:25 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Pearl Jam's "Jeremy", a great song about a misunderstood outcast, until a kid w/ anger issues flips out at your kid's school. Then it sucks. | |
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| mefi.2011:10:16 <+douglbutt> <dozba> Heh, a lot of companies are learning exactly what it means to "scale in the cloud" today. | |
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| mefi.2011:22:47 <+douglbutt> <dmd> Watching my 10 month old girl read a book, upside down (the book, that is). Its a start :) | |
| mefi.2011:22:51 <+douglbutt> <dmd> Watching my 10 month old girl read a book, upside down (the book, that is). Its a start :) | |
| mefi.2011:23:26 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 10:21:36.951269 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:10:36 <+douglbutt> <StopBeck> Beck fires back at Fox News' Huckabee, says Huck can join the Rabbis and something with Soros. #FoxFight | |
| mefi.2011:14:18 <+douglbutt> #iamsotiredof, #ifitwasuptome, #goodfriday, Captain Planet, DemiOn20/20Today, ISFoundation, Finding Nemo, 1MillionForKevinJ, African Cats, Wal-Mart | |
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| mefi.2011:15:46 <+douglbutt> <thesulk> To Republicans, Earth is a MILF. | |
| mefi.2011:17:32 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 20:58:58.607245 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:12:40 <+douglbutt> <fmanjoo> Thanks to @brownpau, who pointed me to: http://kayak.com/explore | |
| mefi.2011:13:58 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> #penis oh, too bad OLPC lost the penis it appears one can handle 24/96 but I'm only here to protect childrens' innocence | |
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| mefi.2011:19:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 6:03:23.468579 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:00:17 <+douglbutt> <Sarah_PallinUSA> In the global war on freedom, there are winners and there are losers. I'm the winners. | |
| mefi.2011:11:22 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Christians: Happy Easter. Jews: Happy 6th day of Passover. Atheists, Happy Day 114, 2011 CE. Muslims: Have a nice day | |
| mefi.2011:19:16 <+douglbutt> <RexHuppke> My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate. | |
| mefi.2011:22:18 <+douglbutt> <annikanikojacob> When the doggeh's in the house! Oh my god, g...g.g..g... god, my god! | |
| mefi.2011:22:19 <+douglbutt> <annikanikojacob> When the doggeh's in the house! Oh my god, g...g.g..g... god, my god! | |
| mefi.2011:09:28 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> "Atlas Shrugged" starts to tank; ticket sales fall off in second week, despite new screens. http://slate.me/fEqXnu | |
| mefi.2011:14:14 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 16:21:53.458573 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:16:45 <+douglbutt> <pussyHOLICS> so wait , we stabbing people at the zoo to ? the animals was acting way better than y'all black kids &' they ANIMALS . | |
| mefi.2011:23:36 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 0:01:07.682861 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:04:25 <+douglbutt> <TheGoodShit> Little bit of funny to get the ball rolling today, hope everyone is awesome or getting there :) http://t.co/QKxBlKm | |
| mefi.2011:17:04 <+douglbutt> <neckro> Welcome to Mars, colonist. Here's your homestead. http://instagr.am/p/CqVWU/ | |
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| mefi.2011:10:54 <+douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> We demand to know if the President got good grades, say people who voted twice for Bush. | |
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| mefi.2011:11:25 <+douglbutt> <ColinPeters> "Sure, let me process your credit card application Mr. ... Obama. ... Funny, we sure are getting a lot of Obamas today." | |
| mefi.2011:10:17 <+douglbutt> <TheFckinDonald> I would love nothing more than to talk about jobs, I really would but we must first learn how a black man made it into Harvard #p2 #GOP | |
| mefi.2011:14:06 <+douglbutt> <karlfrankowski> If you are on an airplane and it has wifi, please let me know on twitter. | |
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| mefi.2011:20:23 <+douglbutt> <ewagoner> @brownpau My parents never took me to the docs. The top half of my big toe fell off, from the tip to the foot, to the bone. It grew back. | |
| mefi.2011:20:34 <+douglbutt> <ewagoner> @brownpau My parents never took me to the docs. The top half of my big toe fell off, from the tip to the foot, to the bone. It grew back. | |
| mefi.2011:20:35 <+douglbutt> <ewagoner> @brownpau Yeah, I totally can't explain it. I've the constitution of a vending machine. That's my super power, & the bite's my origin story. | |
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| mefi.2011:23:26 <+douglbutt> <dannypudi> Last night I got to watch the Rock vs. Vin Diesel, with these two lovely ladies. http://t.co/lVtxdSu | |
| mefi.2011:23:28 <+douglbutt> <DanaJGould> Bin Laden officially dead, the same week we learned Obama officially born. Weird... | |
| mefi.2011:23:35 <+douglbutt> <STRATFOR> Pakistani official confirms that U.S. ground operation using Pakistani intelligence, not UAV, killed Osama bin Laden #binladen | |
| mefi.2011:23:50 <+douglbutt> <lizzwinstead> So while the amateurs in GOP were trying to defund PBS, Obama was busy catching Bin Laden #SuckIt | |
| mefi.2011:23:55 <+douglbutt> <CobraCommander> This is why you hide in an impenetrable island fortress, not in a cave. | |
| mefi.2011:23:56 <+douglbutt> <NewYorkObserver> Look at Obama's face when Seth Meyers made the joke about Bin Laden last night. Meme-creators, go to town. http://twitpic.com/4s777w | |
| mefi.2011:00:08 <+douglbutt> <anildash> The crazy thing about Bin Laden being in Abbottabad is that it is a tourist town, like if he'd caught in Vail or the Hamptons or something. | |
| mefi.2011:00:14 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Two American goals that took a decade, and more than $100 billion to achieve: 1) Walk on the Moon 2) Find Bin Laden | |
| mefi.2011:00:17 <+douglbutt> <ivey> I've never wished a man dead, but I will seriously cut somebody the next time I see that quote on Twitter. - Mark Twain | |
| mefi.2011:00:47 <+douglbutt> <stoya> "You have to do it full out, or else you look stupid." Words to live by, spoken by a hip hop instructor in a dance studio. | |
| mefi.2011:01:03 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Thank you, American men and women in uniform. You are America's finest and we are all so proud. Thank you for fighting against terrorism. | |
| mefi.2011:01:21 <+douglbutt> <BitterOldPunk> Navy Seals are amazing. From infiltrating a guarded compound & killing a terrorist mastermind, to balancing a beach ball on their noses. | |
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| mefi.2011:01:26 <+douglbutt> <aarjav> RT @samosa: At the same time, some residents in Abbottabad reported two helicopters engaged in a firefight with each other at about 1 AM ... | |
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| mefi.2011:11:06 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> Don't forget to watch Donald J. Trump's Fabulous World of Golf---tonight at 9 pm, Golf Channel http://bit.ly/gcQjPR | |
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| mefi.2011:14:24 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 0:43:42.921612 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:15:29 <+douglbutt> <pennjillette> "I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." - Martin Luther King, Jr | |
| mefi.2011:15:36 <+douglbutt> <pennjillette> @gmercer9 I'm not liberal, not even close. I'm pro-freedom, that makes me liberal socially and conservative economically. | |
| mefi.2011:15:54 <+douglbutt> <Goldberg3000> Right now, somewhere on planet Earth, a U.S. Navy Seal is walking around thinking, "I just shot Osama bin Laden in the face." Unbelievable. | |
| mefi.2011:20:00 <+douglbutt> <Sailing_J> @SarahPalinSux @douglbutt no, he didn't do anything but give the ok. anybody could do that. and quit yelling | |
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| mefi.2011:20:26 <+douglbutt> <vegaswatch> Dems were -178/+160 to win in 2012 at Pinny last night, -197/+177 now, implying chances increased by ~230 bps in 24 hrs. | |
| mefi.2011:20:45 <+douglbutt> <Sailing_J> @douglbutt You would think that. I don't. Again, nice try but a #Fail on your part. Next? | |
| mefi.2011:00:12 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Video: Massive tornado sweeps through Albany Mall near Auckland, NZ - http://t.co/m8p7yYg | |
| mefi.2011:00:17 <+douglbutt> <filmgoerjuan> Well, at least my taxes will be lower in the forthcoming post-apocalyptic hellscape. | |
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| mefi.2011:10:20 <+douglbutt> <nydailynews> Maybe she can see Pakistan from her house? Sarah Palin weighs in on Bin Laden death, but doesn't mention Obama | |
| mefi.2011:10:20 <+douglbutt> <nydailynews> Before Bin Laden morphed into a mass murderer, he wore purple bell bottoms | |
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| mefi.2011:12:28 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @Sailing_J I agree that Adolf Hitler is a misunderstood figure, unworthy of our scorn. I'm glad we have common ground! <3 | |
| mefi.2011:13:13 <+douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @harmonywho Same with @douglbutt . I didn't agree with something he said, but he's not a #Commie. | |
| mefi.2011:13:17 <+douglbutt> <Foxwood_AF_> @harmonywho Like I told @douglbutt , I've read more of your tweets. You may be more Moderate. I ama Conservative for sure. | |
| mefi.2011:21:18 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:43:42.143135 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:09:26 < douglbutt> <UnvirtuousAbbey> Jesus said: 'If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.' (via @MightyMere ) #maythefourth | |
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| mefi.2011:14:07 <+douglbutt> <timelypolitics> There is an embargo on the truth about Israel - in the jewish owned media here. Like Macbeth, that one lie leads to a wide web of deceit. | |
| mefi.2011:16:45 <+douglbutt> <johnmoe> Hi publicist. My particular radio show is mostly about technology. So no, I don't think I want to interview a salad expert. Thanks! -jm | |
| mefi.2011:17:07 <+douglbutt> <pkafka> The Daily lost $10 million last quarter, says Chase Carey. Muffled voice behind him mentions 800,000 downloads | |
| mefi.2011:15:40 < douglbutt> <ImJaneCorwin> I here Ian Murray is not aloud to debate us rich -- I mean, serious candidates. GOOD! He's ugly! | |
| mefi.2011:11:43 <+douglbutt> <harrietbrewing> @wagsbrew No, thank you! | |
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| mefi.2011:08:09 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 17:30:07 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:08:16 <+douglbutt> <InjunctionSuper> Two stars of the TV show Shameless, David Threlfall and Pauline McLynn (Libby Croker) had an affair. Both are married. #superinjunction | |
| mefi.2011:12:05 <+douglbutt> <UnvirtuousAbbey> For our group-building exercise today: "If you could add one story to the Bible, what would it be?" We would add Finishing moves. | |
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| mefi.2011:15:40 <+douglbutt> <markmacd> There are "strict regulations" re: breast sizes in Soul Calibur, accd to director @Daishi_CALIBUR & his handy chart http://bit.ly/juZx7E | |
| mefi.2011:15:34 <+douglbutt> <bunnyultramod> @jonnyblackout At last, a group of adults are in office! Adults who really hate gay people. | |
| mefi.2011:21:33 <+douglbutt> <SBSNews> Ugandan bill calling for execution of gays reportedly dropped, as oppn leader refused access to country http://bit.ly/iTucJM | |
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| mefi.2011:10:57 <+douglbutt> <textfiles> Today was, among other things, Dupe the Geocities Drive Plus Thank You Bonus Stuff Day. 5 drives, 680gb apiece. Calculate THAT out. Whew. | |
| mefi.2011:11:53 <+douglbutt> <mikemadden> Census Bureau email informs me, ahead of July 4, that U.S. imported $3.2 million worth of American flags last year. (Mostly from China.) | |
| mefi.2011:15:39 <+douglbutt> <JasonD> @Fearless_Shultz LOL, we love having "discussions", Ralph and I. Do you have the URL? cc @fantomaster | |
| mefi.2011:15:43 <+douglbutt> <JasonD> @douglbutt You have it the wrong way. Some months, are me! | |
| mefi.2011:18:58 <+douglbutt> <notch> Oh, and I also nerfed boat/water elevators. It's still possible to do, it's just quite a bit slower. #muoahaha | |
| mefi.2011:18:59 <+douglbutt> <notch> Also, removing creepers, making all blocks spherical, and limiting the map height to 7. | |
| mefi.2011:10:36 <+douglbutt> <CBSNews> McCain: If US uses torture, nation will suffer; disputes Bush officials who say torture led to OBL (via @TheEarlyShow) http://bit.ly/l0CH2p | |
| mefi.2011:23:50 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 5:49:27 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:10:55 <+douglbutt> <henryrollins> In 1986, Dave Markey made a documentary of Black Flag's final tour. He just posted it for free viewing: http://vimeo.com/23499919. Brutal! | |
| mefi.2011:19:51 <+douglbutt> <theburgerman> International Monetary Fund (IMF) Managing Director Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been arrested for sexual assault, The New York Times reports. | |
| mefi.2011:00:52 < douglbutt> <johnmoe> @esch I'm back home. You can't still see me, can you? | |
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| mefi.2011:12:46 <%douglbutt> <MayorEmanuel> And now all I can hear is that music, and suddenly everything just fucking... | |
| mefi.2011:17:16 <%douglbutt> <joshmillard> Glad Trump is out of the race. If he'd stayed in, there'd have been a terrible price toupee. | |
| mefi.2011:19:19 <%douglbutt> <douglbutt> #iran twit ayatollah assholah, am i butthurt | |
| mefi.2011:19:54 <%douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:20:44 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:21:21 <%douglbutt> <hotdish> Watching the another fabulous Arizona sunset, sipping on a dirty martini at Santuary. | |
| mefi.2011:21:21 <%douglbutt> <wafflefry> sitting at work, save me | |
| mefi.2011:21:21 <%douglbutt> <KlugaKardashian> Debuting new K-Douche items on @QVC tonight! Show is at 8, both kimmy and kourty and fatty will be calling in!!!! Make sure you tune in. lol | |
| mefi.2011:21:24 <%douglbutt> <fudgsicle> @rywilson8r Oh, you know it! ;) | |
| mefi.2011:21:25 <%douglbutt> <Velveeta> Sometimes at work, testing this system makes me Yanni... | |
| mefi.2011:21:25 <%douglbutt> <spam> Are your friends tweeting about making money online? Sadly, they didn't make any money;they're hacked. We're working on resetting passwords. | |
| mefi.2011:21:26 <%douglbutt> <gene> @fmemoria Only problem with "Design Thinking:" people who use this term rarely seem involved in successful, specific products #oops | |
| mefi.2011:21:30 <%douglbutt> <GJ> @mislip Get yourself to the pub immediately! Seriously, you might die! | |
| mefi.2011:21:31 <%douglbutt> <DeatH> Co za dzień! :) Intensywny, aczkolwiek - świetny! :) Dziękuję Wam wszystkim. :) | |
| mefi.2011:21:31 <%douglbutt> <happiNESS> I'm at Cost Plus World Market (10455 Reserve Dr, San Diego) http://4sq.com/hw50CR | |
| mefi.2011:21:32 <%douglbutt> <Misery> @ShawnMichaels_ youll be wrestling at least once more, I know it. I watched you since I was 8 and remember the back injury from that coffin | |
| mefi.2011:21:33 <%douglbutt> <Urinator> man it's shitty out today, eh? /cc @doganator | |
| mefi.2011:21:34 <%douglbutt> <wine> POSSIBLE DEAL: $75 Winemonger.com Gift Card up for auction: http://tinyurl.com/4yp7876 8 hours left, current high bid is $30 | |
| mefi.2011:21:34 <%douglbutt> <beer> 2nd. RT @CharlotteBeer: @LesPorter @ScottHepburn @danimburns I think social media is best discussed over @beer, personally. #CLTBeer #SMBeer | |
| mefi.2011:21:34 <%douglbutt> <milk> @eswayne soon, working on the TM | |
| mefi.2011:21:35 <%douglbutt> <Unicorn> @iwearyourshirt wait, so you're not going to take my super awesome course and become a BLACK BELT SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERT? | |
| mefi.2011:21:36 <%douglbutt> <stark> y no, aun no hay iPads. y si, aun hay que hacer fila. la gente llega acá a las 6AM. | |
| mefi.2011:21:36 <%douglbutt> <earwax> I'm at Dames Pellens (Boschstraat 24, Breda) http://4sq.com/jLDQHg | |
| mefi.2011:21:37 <%douglbutt> <Taint> @notch @mollstam @carlmanneh @jnkboy @Kappische @JahKob looks like someone else is ripping off MineCraft, http://is.gd/d9vc1W | |
| mefi.2011:21:37 <%douglbutt> <Greyjoy> "If you carryin' pictures of Chairman Mao, you aren't gonna make it with anyone anyhow." | |
| mefi.2011:21:39 <%douglbutt> <Veronica> @FallenDux ok, then I'm even more confused how you can't like Dead Milkmen. @patricknorton | |
| mefi.2011:21:40 <%douglbutt> <steffigraf> @Susanoctavia Ehm ehm, makasih... :D | |
| mefi.2011:21:40 <%douglbutt> <HEI> $HEI real time quote, 3:59PM EDT: 49.59 -0.47 (-0.94%). | |
| mefi.2011:21:41 <%douglbutt> <Sloth> Hey, LG and T-Mobile, how about fixing the G2X. Like now. The software is embarassingly bad. To say the least. | |
| mefi.2011:21:45 <%douglbutt> <bosoms> @Schofe brill show today, shame you two are ending, love it when you got the giggles, will miss that part of your duo!!!! xx | |
| mefi.2011:15:55 <%douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:02:15 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:05:22 <%douglbutt> <Eggs> @MacHeist Yeah, I’ll take a free copy of DEVONthink! http://macheist.com/tweetblast/ #MacHeist #free | |
| mefi.2011:05:23 <%douglbutt> <tilapia> Briefly distracted by Thomas The Tank Engine/gangsta rap YouTube mashups. Very wrong, but quite funny http://youtu.be/kUQTVdqgJOc | |
| mefi.2011:05:26 <%douglbutt> <Turnip> Well, Game of Thrones is officially my favorite show. Unbelievably great. George RR Martin must be super stoked. | |
| mefi.2011:05:26 <%douglbutt> <Cabbage> I'm at 7-Eleven 便利店 - 港鐵炮台山站 (港鐵炮台山站, Fortress Hill) http://4sq.com/kBp5QM | |
| mefi.2011:05:28 <%douglbutt> <yogurt> Human Torch, yeah | |
| mefi.2011:05:28 <%douglbutt> <YogHurt> so nice to have so little of space and time to face up to, Sunday morning... | |
| mefi.2011:05:29 <%douglbutt> <Brie> Foot Locker Launches Sneakerpedia, a Wikipedia for Sneakerheads http://on.mash.to/kIoGPp RT @mashable | |
| mefi.2011:05:33 <%douglbutt> <camembert> Fromage@dom, Livraison à Domicile - Le blog de camembert69.over-blog.com : http://0z.fr/fW6Fz | |
| mefi.2011:05:56 <%douglbutt> <chewinggum> #u2 ? Ce soir, y'a le concert de YouTwo sur YouTube ! A 4h30 du mat', je dormirais déjà ;) | |
| mefi.2011:09:37 <%douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 3:52:51 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:11:04 <%douglbutt> <ESQPolitics> BREAKING: Corsi's birther book pulled from shelves ... plans to recall, pulp entire 200,000 first printing ... DEVELOPING http://ow.ly/4XnSa | |
| mefi.2011:11:54 <%douglbutt> <Glinner> OK, probably fake, but still... https://twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch | |
| mefi.2011:12:38 <%douglbutt> <Mister_Paks> En tout cas, j'ai mes gifs officiels des #Beefish. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgqw98NVVX1qarja8.gif | |
| mefi.2011:06:16 <+douglbutt> <craigary> Of the three scripts I've proofed and given feedback on over past few months, all 3 featured either a lady hooker or stripper character. | |
| mefi.2011:13:12 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Assisted-suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian in hospital with pneumonia, kidney problems - AP http://bit.ly/illnei | |
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| mefi.2011:15:30 <+douglbutt> <Lessien> If $AAPL traded at 45x (like $LNKD) its FY 2010 revenues, its market cap would be almost $3 trillion dollars. | |
| mefi.2011:17:26 <+douglbutt> <johnmoe> And when I refer to @rosannecash playing with "the gang", I am referring, of course, to the Crips. | |
| mefi.2011:10:05 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 9:28:32 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:13:37 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> Macho Man Randy Savage was the only one who could have fought the Rapture demons. And God took him. IT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE! | |
| mefi.2011:14:29 <+douglbutt> <inthefade> I just painted "↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A start" on my door, so Jesus has to give me 30 more lives. | |
| mefi.2011:15:52 <+douglbutt> <notch> Well, that worked out better than I thought.. http://i.imgur.com/JUEYD.jpg | |
| mefi.2011:16:55 <+douglbutt> <jonschober> 16 yr. old who challenged Bachmann to a debate gets rape threats, gets called a whore, & receives hate mail at school by Bachmann supporters | |
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| mefi.2011:23:52 < douglbutt> <Rapture5212011> ✔Such a gifted MOCKER @douglbutt ~BREAKING NEWS: M9.6 earthquake, 46km off coast American Samoa~tsunami warning issued ► http://goo.gl/tsD4k | |
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| mefi.2011:00:26 < douglbutt> <scheske> :O RT @douglbutt: BREAKING NEWS: M9.8 earthquake in KIRIBATI, Pacific TSUNAMI warning issued: http://goo.gl/tsD4k #may21 #judgmentday #tcot | |
| mefi.2011:00:28 < douglbutt> <scheske> :O RT @douglbutt: BREAKING NEWS: M9.8 earthquake in KIRIBATI, Pacific TSUNAMI warning issued: http://goo.gl/tsD4k #may21 #judgmentday #tcot | |
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| mefi.2011:00:48 < douglbutt> <standaloneSA> @benjieg Some people are here, too. Hopefully tomorrow they'll come to terms with the fact that nothing will happen. | |
| mefi.2011:00:49 < douglbutt> <standaloneSA> And very much for the record, I don't condone fake tweets about earthquakes. Some people way overreact to stuff like that. | |
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| mefi.2011:02:37 < douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Small earthquake, preliminary 3.1 magnitude, rocks Hawaii, no inuries reported http://on.doi.gov/lJa8cG | |
| mefi.2011:02:37 < douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Moderate 4.8-magnitude earthquake strikes near Solomon Islands, South Pacific http://on.doi.gov/mzlNvF | |
| mefi.2011:09:13 < douglbutt> <YouGeneOneill> No, it was all those cigarettes he smoked w/ his cock @clickityclack umm, think that may be what gave him cancer | |
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| mefi.2011:12:07 < douglbutt> #endoftheworldconfessions, #myraptureplaylist, #shemakesmewanna, DANCE TAEMIN, JUSTINdonesia, DIVA KEY, DUBU ONEW, RAPP MINHO, BLING JONGHYUN, Zoncolan | |
| mefi.2011:16:12 < douglbutt> <RobAtState> Rubicon, Paramount, and CBS just announced a $1 billion Star Trek-themed resort to be built in Jordan by 2014 http://bit.ly/jDbT7x | |
| mefi.2011:19:01 < douglbutt> <paparatti> Random period of dizziness. Suspected rapture, so quickly thought about porn. Seems to have worked. | |
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| mefi.2011:20:06 < douglbutt> <KristalHwu085> @douglbutt Hello there, hows things? I do creepy art on youtube. http://goo.gl/gwe6g Tyler Hamilton Would you be pleased in subscribing? | |
| mefi.2011:11:12 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:38:17 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:11:15 <+douglbutt> <ai> Yes, I missed another earthquake. | |
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| mefi.2011:11:49 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Lecturing Americans to "reread" Constitution, Herman Cain confuses it with Declaration of Independence http://thkpr.gs/lECwnB | |
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| mefi.2011:22:08 <+douglbutt> <noteslate> Web update on the way, this week.We are solving official statement about noteslate, whole product range and technology for June introduction | |
| mefi.2011:22:08 <+douglbutt> <noteslate> Finally we are late, with NoteSlate and NotesLate. We just want to make this real. Working hard, fulltime, on prototype. Stay tuned. Thanx. | |
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| mefi.2011:17:53 <+douglbutt> <mikehastweets> Just walked by a ringing payphone. Not today, thriller plotline. | |
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| mefi.2011:22:39 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> CNN: Spotters say a tornado is on the ground headed for Joplin, Missouri. | |
| mefi.2011:01:33 <+douglbutt> <scuttlebuttes> @douglbutt i've given heavy thought to the dinosaur question, but not nearly as heavy as your bladder must feel. | |
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| mefi.2011:11:01 <+douglbutt> <MinnesotaTwins> Tornado relief autograph session on Sat. May 28 from 11:30 am-12:30 pm outside Gate 29 on Target Plaza. Capps, Duensing, Butera and more. | |
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| mefi.2011:20:44 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> There you go again RT @douglbutt: @cspan Obama, he was moving would be beneficial, and socialism -- that's a hilarious ignore | |
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| mefi.2011:14:33 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> .@VORNADO TO TEAM UP W/ .@TACOBELL, CREATING A BURRITO THAT SHOOTS A CONSTANT STREAM OF GROUND BEEF UP TO 75 FEET, BEEFENING THE WHOLE ROOM | |
| mefi.2011:17:19 <+douglbutt> <timpawlenty> @BarackObama sorry to interrupt the European pub crawl, but what was your Medicare plan? | |
| mefi.2011:19:26 <+douglbutt> <DaviSusan> I got in to a cab at the Capitol and my driver says, "Hey, wanna see my Paul Ryan impression?" And starts pretend crying. | |
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| mefi.2011:23:41 <+douglbutt> <RickSantorumPR> We know we have a lot of work ahead, but by the end of this year, Santorum will be on the lips of every young Republican. | |
| mefi.2011:07:28 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 13:00:44 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:09:43 <+douglbutt> <AP> Black box readings reveal the final terrifying minutes of the Air France flight that crashed, killing 229: http://apne.ws/itJMrg -BW | |
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| mefi.2011:18:27 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> lolling at butts, pronto. are they big motorcycles or small eh | |
| mefi.2011:18:56 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> *WARNING* Hackers circulating a pic of me in a Front 242 muscle shirt @ Web Tent 1999. It's NOT ME, & has a virus, do not open or look at. | |
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| mefi.2011:10:58 <+douglbutt> <allidrm> @hellospaceman: Apparently people are using"inbox"as a verb. If somebody asks me to inbox them my details, I will emergency room their face. | |
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| mefi.2011:15:22 <+douglbutt> <mlevenson> Palin hails Paul Revere's ride, saying he made sure "we were going to be secure and free and we were going to be armed." #mapoli | |
| mefi.2011:19:29 <+douglbutt> <fart> .@ClaussenPickles UNA CRIATURA EN EL INTERIOR DE LA COMIDA! USTED ES UNA CORPORACIÓN DESHONORABLE! La mala alimentación, una enfermedad! | |
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| mefi.2011:22:25 <+douglbutt> <arun> One odd side effect of Benadryl is that it makes me head-bop to really cheesy base-rich bro step, but it's better than sneezing. #dubstep | |
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| mefi.2011:15:11 <+douglbutt> <mental_floss> As of March, Groupon had 83.1 million email subscribers. In June of 2009, that number was 152,203. (via @mashable & @TheWeek) | |
| mefi.2011:15:16 <+douglbutt> <NASAAmes> Want to see a 6-camera variable exposure composite view of the #sts134 launch? Yes, you do. http://go.nasa.gov/jNerYL | |
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| mefi.2011:12:25 <+douglbutt> <tinastullracing> If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help,they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time. | |
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| mefi.2011:21:54 <+douglbutt> <PFTompkins> Oh my God, a car alarm is going off on my street! Do I call the police!? WHY ISN'T THERE A CAR ALARM HOTLINE, THIS CAR MAY BE IN DANGER!!!! | |
| mefi.2011:09:34 <+douglbutt> <BBCWorld> Former #IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn, pleads not guilty to charges he sexually assaulted a New York hotel maid | |
| mefi.2011:13:33 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Texas woman claims to have intimate photos, texts from Rep.Weiner - conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart http://bit.ly/mQD1BO | |
| mefi.2011:14:26 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 0:16:05 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:14:27 <+douglbutt> <DamonLindelof> Emma Frost's THREE mutant powers: Telepathy, Transformation to Solid Diamond and last but not least, Sucking at Acting. | |
| mefi.2011:15:12 <+douglbutt> <electrolemon> Apple, why didn't you announce any updates to iTunes Ping at WWDC? Ughhhhh, that's the only thing I even really wanted!!! | |
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| mefi.2011:11:54 <+douglbutt> <CreativeDrunk> Um, touchdown?! Yikes! RT @TheSexAdvice: The largest foreign object to be completely inserted into a female vagina, was a Standard Football. | |
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| mefi.2011:16:49 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> If CAPTCHAs come from books, what the hell book did this come from? http://mlkshk.com/p/36AQ | |
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| mefi.2011:21:27 <+douglbutt> <dsotisWTOP> ALERT: A judge says cadaver dogs have found nothing at a Texas farmhouse, where a person claiming to be a psychic said bodies were buried. | |
| mefi.2011:13:00 < douglbutt> <GameOfThrones> @cavaticat Yes, I have word that the Reddit AMA with Emilia Clarke is fake as well. | |
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| mefi.2011:15:08 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Gingrich update: AP reports campaign manager, spokesman and key aides have all resigned together http://on.msnbc.com/k9N0ZZ | |
| mefi.2011:20:25 <+douglbutt> <michcoll> Leonard Stern, the creator of Mad Libs, is dead at 88. I feel ___________ and ________ to hear this, but know his _________ will _________. | |
| mefi.2011:11:54 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Mountainous irony: Following wks of obsessing about Weiner's private correspondances, cons angry reporters R gonna read Palin's emails | |
| mefi.2011:11:56 <+douglbutt> <AndrewBreitbart> @JohnFugelsang Hey, John! Fuck you! | |
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| mefi.2011:16:27 <+douglbutt> <thomasfuchs> If you watch NASA backwards, it's about a space agency that has no spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on moon. | |
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| mefi.2011:16:09 <+douglbutt> <kevobx> Jews blame Romans? Jews worship the Roman catholic church. The chief priests took Judas blood money, pray to Mary and shun Joesph | |
| mefi.2011:16:09 <+douglbutt> <uptownmaker> Official, done-being-coy-about-it public announcement: I begin work at SparkFun in July. | |
| mefi.2011:19:40 <+douglbutt> <kevinmitnik> @elizabethlt Merry Christmas, heres to a fun filled 2010 ;) | |
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| mefi.2011:12:11 <+douglbutt> <arthurwyatt> "I love batman, I play the computer game look at this" - Nice try, spambot, nice try. | |
| mefi.2011:05:55 <+douglbutt> <domknight> I propose the term 'websbian', for someone who is only a lesbian on the internet. Such a widespread phenomenon needs its own word. | |
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| mefi.2011:01:07 <+douglbutt> <CrabbTwitsard> In the fight between the Government and a Greens-backed motion, the Greens have backed the Government. #qt | |
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| mefi.2011:11:13 <+douglbutt> <winnerbowzer> The term "mulatto" is derived from the word mule. Please people, don't use this word to describe your mix-race friends. It's tres uncool | |
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| mefi.2011:13:06 <+douglbutt> <mmfa> Perino: If #Obama has time to #Tweet, maybe we should re-examine "roles and responsibilities of the president" http://mm4a.org/lcg6U0 #p2 | |
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| mefi.2011:19:36 <+douglbutt> <31d1> thanks verizon, for having the worst technical support of anyone anywhere. Truly an achievement. I hate you. | |
| mefi.2011:15:12 <+douglbutt> <beapatriot> @kaviraj2 thats not the point, he is a lot easier to deal with than obama and less destructive | |
| mefi.2011:17:05 <+douglbutt> <johnmoe> Hey @Gain . Longest day of the year, 1st day of summer, but clouds and rain. Melancholy seems inescapable. So, uh, how are detergent things? | |
| mefi.2011:17:30 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> #NokiaN9 has a 480 x 854 anti-glare screen for any kind of image or video imaginable, including bestiality | |
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| mefi.2011:10:49 <+douglbutt> <mattbramanti> WARNING: Massive environmental release of hydroxic acid in the Houston area. Millions of gallons, every surface contaminated. Please RT | |
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| mefi.2011:11:44 <+douglbutt> <Poynter> 'My view of social media is that it is a set of tools, not a religion,' says Bill Keller, who rarely tweets http://journ.us/iCdFKd | |
| mefi.2011:13:10 <+douglbutt> <postlocal> We love the RTs, but you know, you could read a lot of these stories by simply feeding 75 cents into a corner newspaper box. | |
| mefi.2011:17:50 <+douglbutt> <SiuTyce1395> @douglbutt Wante to be popular, get someone like Justin Bieber can make you popular. http://t.co/UkEYwzc | |
| mefi.2011:13:45 < douglbutt> <Mike_FTW> If you're working on something that appends 500 widgets of social media to email sigs, please just fucking stop. Rethink your life. | |
| mefi.2011:23:39 <+douglbutt> <WBCVideo> THEY DID IT! #Whoop!! NY passed fag marriage! USA's Cup of Iniquity is rapidly filling up & when it's full to the brim, think "Noah's flood" | |
| mefi.2011:16:33 < douglbutt> <GeorgeTakei> I <3 NY. (That's a heart, not a butt.) #MarriageEquality #Prop8MustGo | |
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| mefi.2011:14:13 <+douglbutt> <bullrunbar> in honor of michelle bachmann, $1 off iced TEA & free iced tea if you tell me that you WON'T vote for her. open til 8. | |
| mefi.2011:14:32 <+douglbutt> <news_va_en> Dear Friends, I just launched http://t.co/fVHpS9y Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus XVI | |
| mefi.2011:14:33 <+douglbutt> <news_va_it> Cari Amici: Ho appena dato l’avvio a http://j.mp/kuVmov Sia lodato Gesù Cristo! Con le mie preghiere e la mia benedizione, Benedictus XVI | |
| mefi.2011:14:33 <+douglbutt> <news_va_de> Liebe Freunde, gerade habe ich http://j.mp/kuVmov gestartet. Gelobt sei Jesus Christus! Mein Gebet und mein Segen begleiten euch, B. XVI | |
| mefi.2011:16:04 <+douglbutt> <tomcoates> Fundamentally, Google is a utility. No one wants to hang out at their power company. | |
| mefi.2011:22:15 < douglbutt> <neckro> Just recently realized that the Foetus song "Hot Horse" is about heroin and not prostitution as my younger, more innocent self believed. | |
| mefi.2011:14:06 < douglbutt> <mmfa> During his grand #FoxNews exit, Beck says "television is about to implode ... it doesn't work anymore" http://mm4a.org/jnSPt6 #p2 | |
| mefi.2011:14:49 < douglbutt> <SmithsonianMag> The chikungunya virus has escaped Africa and is traveling around the world via a widespread, invasive mosquito. http://j.mp/lfx1a2 | |
| mefi.2011:16:48 < douglbutt> <JonHuntsman> About to start following people. RT this and follow me, and you could be one of the first five I follow back! #Jon2012 | |
| mefi.2011:12:34 <+douglbutt> <Firstavenue> Just Announced: HANSON in the Mainroom on Sunday, October 2 (6pm/18+) http://bit.ly/imkjmw | |
| mefi.2011:14:09 < douglbutt> <bunnyultramod> At the age I'm at, Lemon party is no longer an Internet shock site, but a ray of hope. | |
| mefi.2011:15:02 < douglbutt> <ExJon> Hopefully a decade from now, Casey Anthony will get busted trying to steal back her sports memorabilia. | |
| mefi.2011:16:37 < douglbutt> <tircd> @dsrw try /join #ctiachan, /topic #ctiachan #ctia | |
| mefi.2011:13:43 < douglbutt> <RupertMurdochPR> G'day #notw journos, thanks for demonising the unions, it makes it so much easier to sack the fuggin shit out of you. Rebekah says hi. | |
| mefi.2011:15:40 < douglbutt> <bengoldacre> RT @robmanuel: CONSP THEORY: Murdoch owns Myspace, with zillions of people on it, many using same passwords as private email. How tempting? | |
| mefi.2011:15:50 < douglbutt> <loudbot> OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS SHOWING ME THEIR WANGS TODAY, EVEN THE WOMEN | |
| mefi.2011:20:35 <+douglbutt> <GooglePlusTweet> Once we are able to take care of the first wave of #GooglePlus invite groups, we'll open up the signup forms again | |
| mefi.2011:13:54 <+douglbutt> <bunnyultramod> Do you know why I like port? Because somebody was drinking wine and said, you know what would go great with this? Hard liquor. | |
| mefi.2011:16:14 <+douglbutt> <esch> @RobertKasak @schellbrewer I think he was just saying that you will live tubby. forever. you, tubby. | |
| mefi.2011:16:34 <+douglbutt> <xzibit> #Planking was a way to transport slaves on ships during the slave trade, its not funny. Educate yourselves. | |
| mefi.2011:18:49 <+douglbutt> <EricCantor> Deficit reduction is based on cutting spending and growing the economy, not raising taxes. | |
| mefi.2011:18:56 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> HATE 2 BE A PERSCRIPTIVIST, BUT TECHNICALLY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE "SMURVES" | |
| mefi.2011:17:31 <+douglbutt> <Brigitte_Ba> #NASATweeetup folks, at the RSS retraction I swapped cameras quite a few times w/ a blond-haired guy... If it was you... #twitterhandle? | |
| mefi.2011:18:04 <+douglbutt> <altonbrown> Just so you know, as a general matter of housekeeping I will be deleting my tweets at the end of each day. It's just neater that way. | |
| mefi.2011:19:53 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> BREAKING: Sarah Palin bought a Slim Jim for $2.49, claims "those used to be 99 cents, just recently!" http://thkpr.gs/qfsI66 | |
| mefi.2011:21:07 <+douglbutt> <vee> @gianorama umm..twss, or was that too obvious? | |
| mefi.2011:21:07 <+douglbutt> <STAB> #wambach, but you knew what I meant, right? | |
| mefi.2011:11:15 < douglbutt> <RonCharles> PR pitch this morning asks, "What if God was a woman?" I think, "She'd know how to use the subjunctive." | |
| mefi.2011:11:16 < douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Orrin Hatch on Fox: "By any measure, I'm considered one of the greatest conservatives in the history of this country" #modesty | |
| mefi.2011:17:02 <+douglbutt> <ezraklein> Put differently: On Sat, WH offered GOP increase in Medicare age and large Social Security cuts. On Wed, McConnell said no need for a deal. | |
| mefi.2011:13:57 < douglbutt> <dessadarling> Strangely evocative hypothetical: "If you weren't human, were instead a well-designed machine, who would you want to break the news to you?" | |
| mefi.2011:12:51 < douglbutt> <victorzapanta> WOW. DC alert email, 16th St: ATTEMPT ARMED ROBBERY/1200 HRS ARMED W/GUNS LS IN A BLUE 2004 PORSCHE CAYENNE | |
| mefi.2011:14:54 < douglbutt> <ivey> You're good, Google. You're good. http://t.co/liOTlot | |
| mefi.2011:16:24 < douglbutt> <thinkprogress> BREAKING: In first public comments, Murdoch says News Corp has acted "extremely well in every way possible" http://thkpr.gs/rkZGft | |
| mefi.2011:14:19 < douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Obama lies, economy dies. He says "default's catastrophic" then opposes deal to avert it. Nonsense. Gold stars to GOP trying to deal w/this. | |
| mefi.2011:14:22 < douglbutt> <berticus33> @SarahPalinUSA God bless you Sarah, Pretty sure I couldn't be so tolerant with the hatred of O's sycophants. You're a ROCK "GAME ON" | |
| mefi.2011:16:12 < douglbutt> <capitalweather> Dangerous heat & humidity for places like Des Moines, Minneapolis Sunday/Monday. 110+ heat indices, http://t.co/u51MVFn | |
| mefi.2011:17:58 <+douglbutt> <BradPaisley> In this ever changing world, one thing still holds true: I've never met a Canadian I didn't like. | |
| mefi.2011:17:58 <+douglbutt> <BradPaisley> In this ever changing world, one thing still holds true: I've never met a Canadian I didn't like. | |
| mefi.2011:22:30 <+douglbutt> <jmessersmith> Seriously, I am the size of a boat right. I need some to punch me in the stomach to abort this food baby before it comes to term. | |
| mefi.2011:14:54 <+douglbutt> <tamekajqfbraley> @douglbutt If you love battlestar the Video game rocks, http://t.co/qYWi71R | |
| mefi.2011:18:17 <+douglbutt> <LulzSec> @LizJarvisUK We could engage in a healthy back-and-forth of rhetoric, you washout carcass-surfing mother-of-failures, but we are busy. | |
| mefi.2011:23:04 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Daily Caller publishes major hit piece on Bachmann. Reports she has "incapacitating" headaches, is heavily medicated. http://j.mp/nHDPmn | |
| mefi.2011:10:01 <+douglbutt> <flashyandy> @douglbutt based on your tweets alone, i would agree. based on actually being there, you're totally wrong. #cvg2011 | |
| mefi.2011:10:25 <+douglbutt> <fmanjoo> Actually, Casey Anthony didn't search for "chloroform" 84 times. It was a computer forensic error. Awful! http://nyti.ms/ndTgRA | |
| mefi.2011:10:29 <+douglbutt> <Mike_FTW> Seriously though, to whoever is actually tapping Murdoch’s hot Asian wife: well done, sir. | |
| mefi.2011:14:19 <+douglbutt> <notch> Yeah, the level generator isn't exactly tweaked for 512 height: http://t.co/wEQAGsU | |
| mefi.2011:23:16 <+douglbutt> <BarackObama> President Obama is proud to support the Respect for Marriage Act, which would take DOMA off the books once and for all. http://t.co/Sv9oYwS | |
| mefi.2011:23:18 <+douglbutt> <GadsdenRattlers> @legaleagle29 @B4INTeaParty Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Same thing | |
| mefi.2011:23:18 <+douglbutt> <GadsdenRattlers> There is one reason & one reason only why Obama would veto Cut, Cap & Balance Bill...His desire to redistribute your wealth #tcot #p2 #tlot | |
| mefi.2011:10:32 < douglbutt> Trim off 5 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:14:25 < douglbutt> <Queen_UK> Mr Jobs, there is no such thing as 'American English'. There is English and there are mistakes. | |
| mefi.2011:15:22 < douglbutt> <gruber> @mikeindustries You will get used to it, and after you do, you'll be able to sit any default Mac and use it. | |
| mefi.2011:18:42 < douglbutt> <capitalweather> As if Friday's #heatwave forecast of 116 wasn't enough, NOAA's now predicting 115 for Saturday! http://t.co/btEdSF3 | |
| mefi.2011:17:24 <+douglbutt> <dessadarling> Clearly, you are living every day as if it's your first. | |
| mefi.2011:23:22 <+douglbutt> <LulzSec> Arresting people won't stop us, FBI. We will only cease fire when you all wear shoes on your heads. That's the only way this is ending. | |
| mefi.2011:12:17 <+douglbutt> <Journalisti> Man dressed as police officer started shooting at children's summer camp in Utöya, Norway. PM Stoltenberg confirms severe situ in Utöya. -VG | |
| mefi.2011:12:18 <+douglbutt> <uwitness> Oh god, Sky News RT @johnrileys: "We can hear the Norwegians talking whatever language it is they speak there." Kaye Burley | |
| mefi.2011:09:58 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> GOOD LUCK, I'M BEHIND 7 PROXY BURRITO | |
| mefi.2011:13:35 <+douglbutt> <GeorgeTakei> Bette Midler miffed when Gaga rips off her mermaid-in-a-wheelchair routine. Yes, this made the gay headlines. | |
| mefi.2011:13:39 <+douglbutt> <WhoWhatWear> What is it w/amazing musicians + dying at 27? Jim, Jimi, Janis, Kurt, and now Amy Winehouse. It's so sad... | |
| mefi.2011:13:41 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> Politics of Fear RT @douglbutt RIP, AMY WINEHOUSE, a true HERO for the cause of LIBERTY in true #TEAPARTY SPIRIT against EURONAZI SOCIALISM | |
| mefi.2011:14:00 < douglbutt> <DamienFahey> When I see starving children in 3rd world countries, I get so sad knowing there's no way they'll ever be able to retweet me. | |
| mefi.2011:14:29 < douglbutt> Trim off 25 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:15:16 < douglbutt> <EShackleton> And gold, especially the black gold. By which I mean: whales. | |
| mefi.2011:17:24 < douglbutt> Trim off 4 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:13:19 <+douglbutt> <jasoninthehouse> Thanks, Mr. President, for having your supporters call our offices. We are able to clear up misconceptions and convert them to support CCB! | |
| mefi.2011:13:56 <+douglbutt> Trim off 9 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:13:57 <+douglbutt> Trim off 82 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:15:00 <+douglbutt> <notch> Hitting a mob while rushing now sends them flying. It's satisfying, and I'm giggling a bit. | |
| mefi.2011:17:50 <+douglbutt> <BrightNewDays> RT @douglbutt #tcot #tlot #antglove #gop funny story, i decided i'm going south to be obama vs ron paul now has yet or should have helped | |
| mefi.2011:12:06 < douglbutt> Trim off 2 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:13:33 < douglbutt> <STACEYNIGHTMARE> :( :( This looks like I'm twice as sad, but I'm really trying to show that I have four nipples. | |
| mefi.2011:14:55 < douglbutt> <whitehouse> @wiggsd Sorry to hear that. Fiscal policy is important, but can be dry sometimes. Here's something more fun: http://t.co/ca31My7 #WHChat | |
| mefi.2011:16:25 < douglbutt> Trim off 6 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:14:42 < douglbutt> <PatKessler> Bachmann: "As pres I will ask God to give me guidance every day, and I want you to know I will pray for every one of you, too." | |
| mefi.2011:14:47 < douglbutt> <RobertKasak> @esch she's not going to pray for you now, Ryan. | |
| mefi.2011:11:41 < douglbutt> Trim off 3 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:13:36 < douglbutt> Trim off 82 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:14:42 < douglbutt> <BarackObama> Louisiana Republican reps on Twitter: @repjefflandry (LA-03), @repfleming (LA-04), @usrepalexander (LA-05), @repboustany (LA-07). | |
| mefi.2011:20:52 < douglbutt> #dointoomuch, #neverinamillionyears, #amomentofsilence, Copy & Paste, Cowboys & Aliens, Panthro, Wade Barrett, Cubo, Zack Ryder, Cecília | |
| mefi.2011:11:32 < douglbutt> <vee> @gianorama umm..twss, or was that too obvious? | |
| mefi.2011:12:03 < douglbutt> <_Snape_> If you can list #reasonstobeatyourgirlfriend, then you don't deserve one. Unless you're dating Dolores Umbridge. Then it's ok. | |
| mefi.2011:20:34 <+douglbutt> Trim off 16 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:00:03 <+douglbutt> Trim off 32 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:05:32 < douglbutt> <twittersuggests> @tehloki New suggestions for you: @mzurer, @taxikong, @douglbutt and @taz. More at http://twitter.com/#!/who_to_follow | |
| mefi.2011:11:11 < douglbutt> Trim off 40 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:11:12 < douglbutt> <neckro> My first night in St. Paul and the welcoming committee decided to grace me with a nonsensical parking ticket. Aw guys, you shouldn't have! | |
| mefi.2011:11:30 < douglbutt> <repcleaver> This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. | |
| mefi.2011:11:38 < douglbutt> <JamesHWilliams> If Pelosi & Reid support current Dept Deal it cannot, by definition be good. Defeat this trash! #p2 #GOP #tcot #teaparty #hermancain | |
| mefi.2011:11:38 < douglbutt> <JamesHWilliams> Some calling the current "debt bill" a "Sugar-coated Satan Sandwich. FINALLY, some courageous (and humorous) talk! #tcot #hermancain RT RT | |
| mefi.2011:11:45 <+douglbutt> <JamesHWilliams> RT @douglbutt: (WITH THIS CONGRESS, NEEDS TO BE RAT TURDS.) @jameshwilliams whats your favorite snack food #tcot #teaparty | |
| mefi.2011:16:44 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> NEWS! Rep. DeFazio says Biden told House Dems, if all else had failed, Obama was willing to invoke the 14th Amendment. #debt | |
| mefi.2011:01:09 <+douglbutt> Trim off 42 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:10:35 < douglbutt> Trim off 145 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:14:26 < douglbutt> <dailytelegraph> Rescued from a 10-hour ordeal: POLICE have confirmed that the bomb siege at Mosman is over, with the teenage vic... http://bit.ly/pM7DK1 | |
| mefi.2011:21:34 < douglbutt> #saveit, #getsonmynerves, #undateable, Kree, Zuma Zuma, Vasco 2x0 Santos, Jeci, Schoolin' Life, Omar Epps, Rubens Sambueza | |
| mefi.2011:12:48 < douglbutt> <MLB> If I'm in charge of MLB tweets, I can do trades, right? Cardinals, I'll give you two cameras and a Teleprompter for Albert Pujols. #Colbert | |
| mefi.2011:12:58 < douglbutt> <MLB> If I'm in charge of MLB tweets, I can do trades, right? Cardinals, I'll give you two cameras and a Teleprompter for Albert Pujols. #Colbert | |
| mefi.2011:21:12 < douglbutt> <thinkprogress> S+P would improve rating if "the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts for high earners lapse from 2013 onwards, as the Administration is advocating" | |
| mefi.2011:01:20 < douglbutt> <limepi> @MacHeist Yeah, I’ll take a free copy of DEVONthink! http://macheist.com/tweetblast/ #MacHeist #free | |
| mefi.2011:11:26 < douglbutt> <mikewillaford> I have a lighter and an aerosol can in my carry on and if I miss my next flight because of this pilot, #humanblowtorch | |
| mefi.2011:12:04 < douglbutt> <AGentleBrees> ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER WATER? HA HA WOW WHAT A DRINK ... COLD, REFRESHING. CLASSIC 90S! RT THIS IF U FEEL ME + WISH THEYD BRING BACK WATER SMH | |
| mefi.2011:13:10 < douglbutt> <natecast> Take every state, every month since 1895. July 2011 in Oklahoma is the hottest ever for the U.S. Amazing. http://t.co/w3xwimf #okwx | |
| mefi.2011:17:19 < douglbutt> <davidcameron> Attention UK people, I have no comments on the recent riots in your wonderful country. Please leave me alone. | |
| mefi.2011:09:13 < douglbutt> <mpoppel> BNO News: NATO airstrike kills Taliban insurgents who allegedly shot down ISAF helicopter, killing 38 | |
| mefi.2011:09:27 < douglbutt> <pulmyears> The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work. | |
| mefi.2011:09:55 < douglbutt> <Atlanta_Airport> @morefromamor Yes, very American term. | |
| mefi.2011:10:24 < douglbutt> Trim off 49 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:15:07 <@douglbutt> #ScaryMovieRulesToLiveBy, #ImTheTypeOfPerson, Brasil x Alemanha, #WhenImSmack, Follow Lil Twist, Italia-España, WMYB, Reynaldo Gianecchini, Criscito, Facebook Messenger | |
| mefi.2011:17:10 <@douglbutt> <washingtonpost> John Walsh, creator of ‘America’s Most Wanted,’ is getting special Emmy for show’s impact http://wapo.st/r9MaP5 | |
| mefi.2011:10:00 <+douglbutt> <mental_floss> In a 2004 episode of Sesame Street, Cookie Monster said that before he started eating cookies, his name was Sid. | |
| mefi.2011:12:49 <+douglbutt> <FriendFromHS> if i get fired from 1 more secretery or bartending job, i SWARE to fuckin god im gonna kill myself #fml #mybossisachode | |
| mefi.2011:15:34 <+douglbutt> <esch> 2oz gin, 3/4 oz simple syrup, 3/4 oz lime juice, 5 large basil leaves. Muddle, shake, strain. You're welcome. #cocktail | |
| mefi.2011:22:01 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> During this segment, candidates will physically combat a man in costume labelled "TAXES" to see who hates them most. | |
| mefi.2011:22:02 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> Sure Mitt Romney, but at what point does a corporation become a person? Conception? | |
| mefi.2011:11:44 < douglbutt> <knowyourmeme> Jessi Slaughter apologizes for rape accusations, says she's now living in foster care: http://t.co/PLpfqvZ | |
| mefi.2011:12:25 < douglbutt> Trim off 26 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:16:59 < douglbutt> Trim off 32 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:01:32 <+douglbutt> Trim off 95 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:01:32 <+douglbutt> Trim off 14 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:01:51 <+douglbutt> <PeanutFreeMom> Why do ALL nurses have to talk as if they're doctors? Um, hi, you're not. | |
| mefi.2011:11:13 < douglbutt> <achyguts> Grand Rapids is a lot prettier than I expected. However, I just woke up in an alley wearing nothing but a derby and a beard of bees. | |
| mefi.2011:22:02 <+douglbutt> <PeanutFreeMom> Are ALL Italians obnoxious, or just the ones in front of me at Starbucks? | |
| mefi.2011:00:10 < douglbutt> <twittersuggests> @PrgmrBill New suggestions for you: @briandonohue, @robokins and @douglbutt. More at http://t.co/wpL5HnO | |
| mefi.2011:03:00 < douglbutt> <twittersuggests> @PrgmrBill New suggestions for you: @briandonohue, @robokins and @douglbutt. More at http://t.co/wpL5HnO | |
| mefi.2011:03:01 < douglbutt> <twittersuggests> @PrgmrBill New suggestions for you: @briandonohue, @robokins and @douglbutt. More at http://t.co/wpL5HnO | |
| mefi.2011:11:57 < douglbutt> <ConanOBrien> Rick Perry is a religious, right-wing conservative who’s a former pilot and the governor of Texas. Finally! One of those! | |
| mefi.2011:20:32 <+douglbutt> <JenkinsCritic> @HarrietBrewing is launching Rauchfest 2011 with beer, food & music on Sept. 24. Hope people don't get confused & think it's a Raunchfest. | |
| mefi.2011:20:51 <+douglbutt> Trim off 18 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:02:57 <+douglbutt> <dreamghost> San antonio beware, the batman will soon be protecting those who can't protect themselves from your dark underbelly. | |
| mefi.2011:11:27 < douglbutt> <NASA> Did you see the #STS135 crew on Fox & Friends earlier today? If not, watch it here http://t.co/EBgFVJQ | |
| mefi.2011:12:08 < douglbutt> <AGentleBrees> RT THIS IS YOU'RE A MYSTERIOUS LEGENDARY BIRD!! DAMN BIRD, U MYSTERIOUS AS HELL..YOUR FEATHERS MADE OF LIGHT?? CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY, BIRD | |
| mefi.2011:22:14 < douglbutt> <jessamyn> "Why does the sun shine?" "Umm, it's a big hydrogen furnace in the sky, why?" "Your license plate says ASKME" Today's toll booth exchange. | |
| mefi.2011:22:18 < douglbutt> <jessamyn> "Why does the sun shine?" "Umm, it's a big hydrogen furnace in the sky, why?" "Your license plate says ASKME" Today's toll booth exchange. | |
| mefi.2011:13:58 < douglbutt> Trim off 37 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:20:20 < douglbutt> <ChasLicc> BREAKING: Gaddafi captured for ninth time today, after being killed six times. | |
| mefi.2011:14:39 < douglbutt> Trim off 176 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:16:41 < douglbutt> <nrr> Huh, Apache's AddHandler when mixed with mod_php is pretty solid. I just got shell access on a remote host this way. | |
| mefi.2011:22:20 < douglbutt> Trim off 42 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:11:00 < douglbutt> <washingtonpost> Amy Winehouse died with no illegal drugs in her system, toxicology report shows http://t.co/T7e6BZV | |
| mefi.2011:14:09 < douglbutt> <johnmoe> Has there been an earthquake on the east coast? Aside from every single tweet, I don't see anything about it on Twitter. | |
| mefi.2011:14:17 < douglbutt> <CKlosterman> Okay, so I guess I'm not insane. I briefly thought, "This post-Layne Staley Alice in Chains record was recorded very poorly." #earthquake | |
| mefi.2011:15:11 < douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> If you had End of the World Sex, just clean up, exchange phony contact information and go back into your office building. | |
| mefi.2011:15:47 < douglbutt> Trim off 43 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:18:53 < douglbutt> <PeanutFreeMom> Um yeah, replying and/or retweeting everything I say is creepy. | |
| mefi.2011:20:26 < douglbutt> <neckro> Came home to play new #DeusEx game, power was out. I guess some jackass actually listened to Tracer Tong. | |
| mefi.2011:11:13 < douglbutt> <TrueThai> True Thai is very sad to announce the passing of Anousone Phanthavong, our head cook, who was killed in a hit and run accident last night. | |
| mefi.2011:12:20 < douglbutt> <mikemadden> "According to keepers, the giant pandas did not appear to respond to the earthquake." http://t.co/oI2xI3r | |
| mefi.2011:19:12 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Latest update - Hurricane Irene: “Extreme” risk to coastal mid-Atlantic, southern New England, http://t.co/BNZAJB7 | |
| mefi.2011:10:20 < douglbutt> <zacharyjohnson> Off to SFO in a few hours for @node_knockout. Meeting @paularmstrong and @jmullan, we are team @watermelonsauce. | |
| mefi.2011:13:41 < douglbutt> Trim off 59 characters, dickface | |
| mefi.2011:14:34 < douglbutt> <RickAlanRoss> Scientology is on the hook for $400,000.00 owed to Clearwater, Florida over its "Super Power" building. http://t.co/ksmyIqi | |
| mefi.2011:10:43 < douglbutt> <traciecarpenter> earthquake, hurricane, and nuclear power plant less than 50 miles away? i have officially realized my dream of living in SIM CITY 2000. | |
| mefi.2011:12:08 < douglbutt> <shortformblog> Republicans approval ratings are really, really toxic right now http://ow.ly/6dfvQ | |
| mefi.2011:14:19 < douglbutt> <scottjehl> Every time someone uses "creative" as a noun, something cute should probably die. | |
| mefi.2011:14:37 < douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> The retail turnover in my neighborhood is so high, surprised that someone hasn't already opened a The Hurricane Store®. | |
| mefi.2011:15:34 < douglbutt> <crappycinemanyc> BREAKING: @NY1weather now reporting that if rain from a hurricane touches your skin, then YOU become a hurricane. #staysafe #Irene | |
| mefi.2011:15:56 < douglbutt> <irene> Btw, tweeting @irene doesn't deliver any messages to the hurricane. Sorry. | |
| mefi.2011:19:44 < douglbutt> <VirginAtlantic> We're currently flying as scheduled, however passengers for NYC BOS or IAD on 26,27,28 AUG can elect to rebook by phone http://t.co/MxJnGJ9 | |
| mefi.2011:19:56 < douglbutt> <donttrythis> My twitter account has NOT been hacked. BTW. It was I that sent @wilw the wiener. I don't often tweet dongs, but when I do, it's in ASCI. | |
| mefi.2011:20:16 < douglbutt> <Isabeli27> Desayunando picadas, quieres jerber @CoryHerre ? | |
| mefi.2011:23:04 < douglbutt> <donttrythis> My twitter account has NOT been hacked. BTW. It was I that sent @wilw the wiener. I don't often tweet dongs, but when I do, it's in ASCI. | |
| mefi.2011:10:56 < douglbutt> <donttrythis> My twitter account has NOT been hacked. BTW. It was I that sent @wilw the wiener. I don't often tweet dongs, but when I do, it's in ASCI. | |
| mefi.2011:14:01 < douglbutt> <Seth_Fried> If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside. | |
| mefi.2011:18:55 <+douglbutt> <empresscombs> @deltaassist what do you have one way from Shreveport,LA to Miami, FL @seanjohn @empresscombs | |
| mefi.2011:20:01 <+douglbutt> <gfitzp> I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's with my mouth. | |
| mefi.2011:23:42 <+douglbutt> <Seth_Fried> If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside. | |
| mefi.2011:23:42 <+douglbutt> <joshgreenman> Grover Norquist reminds you to fill your bathtub with water, drown your government in it. | |
| mefi.2011:17:07 <+douglbutt> <andylevy> Try to figure out how to get rid of a mountain of Miracle Whip. RT: @MiracleWhip: If you had a mountain of Miracle Whip, what would you do? | |
| mefi.2011:10:32 < douglbutt> <spearsre> ummm WHAT? “@douglbutt: @spearsre Eat a bowl falls on antifreez, a street sweeper” | |
| mefi.2011:10:53 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt My suggestion, forget about titles & which one is better or no, read all the holy writings you can get your hands on, | |
| mefi.2011:11:31 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt According to the bible Genesis is over, was over in 7 days yet I can look through the hubble telescope & see for myself | |
| mefi.2011:11:33 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:11:33 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:11:52 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:11:52 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:12:09 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:12:09 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:12:13 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:12:13 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:12:17 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:12:17 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:12:21 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:12:21 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:12:28 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:12:28 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:14:58 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt According to the bible Genesis is over, was over in 7 days yet I can look through the hubble telescope & see for myself | |
| mefi.2011:14:58 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt My suggestion, forget about titles & which one is better or no, read all the holy writings you can get your hands on, | |
| mefi.2011:14:58 < douglbutt> <spearsre> ummm WHAT? “@douglbutt: @spearsre Eat a bowl falls on antifreez, a street sweeper” | |
| mefi.2011:15:00 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:15:00 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:15:04 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:15:04 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:15:11 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt God is perfect, sooo then why did he have to create woman x2 Lilith & Eve? Ever see a platypus? Yea looks like a mistake to me 2 | |
| mefi.2011:15:11 < douglbutt> <Jikiri> @douglbutt That its still going strong, they also thought the earth was flat & the earth was the center of the universe soooo... you lose :) | |
| mefi.2011:16:46 <+douglbutt> <vl> So, this just happened: http://t.co/3PilVCL | |
| mefi.2011:17:02 <+douglbutt> <Raddmom> Is it just me or does Jay Carney look like Jimmy Olsen from Superman, with those glasses? Just as bright too I'm guessin' | |
| mefi.2011:17:05 <+douglbutt> <Raddmom> Is it just me or does Jay Carney look like Jimmy Olsen from Superman, with those glasses? Just as bright too I'm guessin' | |
| mefi.2011:17:05 <+douglbutt> <christianmom> Would you like to contribute to ChristianMom.com? If you are a published author, please contact me at [email protected]! | |
| mefi.2011:17:06 <+douglbutt> <Mommy> @hobbinator I would definitely be in line for Ziggy and Zoraline, but I am geographically undesirable. | |
| mefi.2011:19:14 < douglbutt> <bubblemom> enjoying the sunshine, working in the yard, just us girls!!! | |
| mefi.2011:11:43 < douglbutt> <Raddmom> L.A. area 4.3 EQ today, possible fore-shock? (cont) http://t.co/HKQinon | |
| mefi.2011:14:57 < douglbutt> <vadum> @johnburnsnc No, Darth is my uncle. | |
| mefi.2011:14:57 < douglbutt> <Raddmom> Turkey expels Israeli ambassador - Israel News, Ynetnews: http://t.co/7VmZHbO via @AddThis | |
| mefi.2011:15:49 < douglbutt> <dreamghost> San antonio beware, the batman will soon be protecting those who can't protect themselves from your dark underbelly. | |
| mefi.2011:19:47 < douglbutt> #wordstodescribeme, #SomebodyToldYouWrong, FACH, #ItsADetroitThing, Juan Fernandez, Lee Roy Selmon, Andrés Allamand, Cassia Kiss, Happy Labor Day Weekend, Tropical Storm Lee | |
| mefi.2011:00:19 < douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Planes collide in midair over Alaska; 1 lands safely, other seen in flaming debris http://t.co/8ZF3bCZ | |
| mefi.2011:17:03 < douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Houston's Metro Rail hits woman, throws her 50 feet into a building - KHOU http://t.co/e3mO4FM | |
| mefi.2011:18:53 < douglbutt> <markov_bible> Alleluia And her daughters in law, and judgeth his brother, and said, By what power, or by prophesying, or by night in his neighbour. | |
| mefi.2011:10:47 < douglbutt> <His_Grace> Just received an email from CCHQ outlining the advantages of becoming a Tory Party member, one of which is 'A free Membership card'. Gosh. | |
| mefi.2011:15:33 <@douglbutt> <hotdogsladies> "Hey, Everybody! I'm Marco and Dan and I love expensive computers! Doy! Doy! Doy! I eat money but not glutens! Doy! Doy!" | |
| mefi.2011:21:37 <@douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> Rick Perry cut Texas Volunteer Fire Dept funding 75%, now asking Federal Gov't for money to fight fires. Any questions? | |
| mefi.2011:23:24 <@douglbutt> <Mike_FTW> Hey, guess what word auto-correct tries to turn into “bunt”! | |
| mefi.2011:10:02 <+douglbutt> <Raddmom> @toddstarnes Ground Zero, Ground Zero, Ground Zero Ground Zero. We will never forget | |
| mefi.2011:18:26 <+douglbutt> <CongJoeWilson> Ok. I know he can't control the weather, but if he keeps growing the scope of govt, perhaps he will soon. | |
| mefi.2011:21:33 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> "As America dies, we must lash out with one final, futile spite-sting. Take my hand." -- Bachmann #GOPDebate #TweetThePress | |
| mefi.2011:22:40 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> RICK PERY, MITT ROMNEY SHARE AN UNCOMFROTABLE SILENCE AS EACH REALIZES THE OTHER HAS DRESSED AS DON DRAPER FOR THE POST-DEBATE COSTUME PARTY | |
| mefi.2011:11:12 <+douglbutt> <_cmikk> @Dirtyspeed That's in the cards, too, whenever I get time to arrange it. Redundancy: it's a good thing. | |
| mefi.2011:13:49 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @deltaassist Thank you, please do that. Can you email me details at [email protected] ? | |
| mefi.2011:10:58 < douglbutt> <astercafe> @douglbutt yes, patio is a go. no worries... | |
| mefi.2011:22:49 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @KimSherayko believe any fairy tale you'd like, this is real life and that did not happen. | |
| mefi.2011:22:53 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt well considering mine was there when the orders were given, I'm going to listen to him. It's all good, though. | |
| mefi.2011:23:00 <+douglbutt> <mpoppel> @imhighonlife But I'm saying those conspiracy theories aren't needed on a day like this, when people remember those who died. | |
| mefi.2011:23:00 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @mpoppel it's not a theory, it's a fact. The movies and stories, are fairytales. The govt. controls how the story is told. You know this. | |
| mefi.2011:23:03 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt no, I do not believe the us govt. planted bombs or destroyed the towers, I watched it happen, as I'm sure you did. | |
| mefi.2011:23:04 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt I'm not a conspiracy theorist, by any means, I know what I was told by a reliable friend. It is what it is. | |
| mefi.2011:23:07 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt think about it logically, as soon as the govt. heard another plane was hijacked, they took care of a potentially larger attack. | |
| mefi.2011:23:22 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt well, we both will never truly know, will we? Just interesting, nonetheless. | |
| mefi.2011:23:25 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt he wouldn't, that's fine, no worries. | |
| mefi.2011:23:32 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt no, I'm just not going to change your one-sided and bias opinion, and I don't really give a fuck about what you think. I'm tired. | |
| mefi.2011:23:33 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt and going to enjoy the rest of my night with my wife, goodnight, take care. Glad we had this talk.. till another time. | |
| mefi.2011:23:41 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt not at all, I know what I know, sir. They are heroes, bc they saved the lives of many more people, even if they didn't takeitdown | |
| mefi.2011:00:35 <+douglbutt> <imhighonlife> @douglbutt smh, simple minded. | |
| mefi.2011:11:38 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> Happy 9/11, everyone! Remember, practice moderation while consuming alcohol during your celebrations today. | |
| mefi.2011:11:23 <+douglbutt> <RumsfeldOffice> After reading Krugman’s repugnant piece on 9/11, I cancelled my subscription to the New York Times this AM. | |
| mefi.2011:11:40 <+douglbutt> <Raddmom> GBTV has a free app now, this is Glenn Beck's new TV show. BTW it starts today 5pm eastern | |
| mefi.2011:11:40 <+douglbutt> <preciousliberty> Obama Spent Millions Hiding Records, He Used Dead Man's SS#, Uncovered In Databases By Investigator - http://ow.ly/6rE6c | |
| mefi.2011:11:45 <+douglbutt> <DaveStroup> Anti-tax group in Ohio says streetcars are worse than 9/11. No, really. http://t.co/xRirp3p | |
| mefi.2011:13:00 <+douglbutt> <Raddmom> U.S. Boots On The Ground In Libya, Pentagon Confirms | Fox News http://t.co/mXnqKXk via @foxnewspolitics | |
| mefi.2011:16:11 <+douglbutt> <garrettmurray> Wife's out getting fingerprinted for her new job, but she has no idea I made molds of her prints and committed 10 crimes this morning. | |
| mefi.2011:17:37 <+douglbutt> <Stepmom> Workout done today: Shoulders, Arms and abs!! Awesome way to workout your arms!! What have you done today? | |
| mefi.2011:17:52 <+douglbutt> <ICOMEQUICKLY> What a Great "Reward" for Signing up early to GBTV and Paying for it. Access Denied! Glenn, Give me Access, NOW, or a Refund. | |
| mefi.2011:17:52 <+douglbutt> <ICOMEQUICKLY> What a Great "Reward" for Signing up early to GBTV and Paying for it. Access Denied! Glenn, Give me Access, NOW, or a Refund. | |
| mefi.2011:17:59 <+douglbutt> <rustysmom> I LOVE "Curb Appeal, the Block'!!! | |
| mefi.2011:20:54 <+douglbutt> <heathermg> Dangit, nobody told me there was livestreaming comedy on CNN tonight, I would have tuned in earlier! | |
| mefi.2011:20:54 <+douglbutt> <meganamram> If you don't read carefully enough, sometimes you "push" on a door labeled "The Olive Garden." | |
| mefi.2011:21:11 <+douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> The crowd applauds Perry's belief that Bernanke is guilty of treason, conveniently forgetting who it was that hired Bernanke #tweetthepress | |
| mefi.2011:21:21 <+douglbutt> <Tom> Standing here, noticing the kitchen is getting really warm and the waters still not boiling. Watched pot and all. Shoulda watched the knobs. | |
| mefi.2011:21:21 <+douglbutt> <tomtomorrow> So Ron Paul is advocating some sort of collective societal solution to take care of those who can't afford health care ... hmm, lemme think | |
| mefi.2011:22:24 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> POLL: In a hypothetical race between Perry & Obama, a majority of Perry voters said, “What does hypothetical mean?” | |
| mefi.2011:23:00 <+douglbutt> <owillis> Dolphins, Patriots Break NFL Record For Passing http://t.co/YBP30HE | |
| mefi.2011:16:45 <+douglbutt> <magnets> $378 engine started up again, yipee. :-) | |
| mefi.2011:23:30 <+douglbutt> <thurrott> "Hello, Windows 8? This is iPad. You win." | |
| mefi.2011:10:06 <+douglbutt> <uspto> Today in 1982, the smurfiest smurfmark of all time was smurfed. #Smurf #cartoon #trademark http://t.co/AcViEuM | |
| mefi.2011:10:50 <+douglbutt> <dchesnokov> Investigators are expected to announce preliminary conclusions related to the plane crash on Monday, according to reports. | |
| mefi.2011:11:58 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> You know i like drinking from a jew, does that mean esch. | |
| mefi.2011:14:56 <+douglbutt> <AlinskyDefeater> Barack Obama: proving everyday that you don't need experience to be President...oh wait, maybe he's proving just the opposite. #ocra #tcot | |
| mefi.2011:14:56 <+douglbutt> <osama> Finally home and off work. After a nice nap, ill go for a ride | |
| mefi.2011:14:59 <+douglbutt> <cortex> RT @ThierryDeVynck It might be the best webtool I've ever seen! Checkout @Cortex, a beautiful new way to #share fast. #brilliant #web | |
| mefi.2011:14:59 <+douglbutt> <worldwartwo> Recovering from second knee replacement two weeks ago and looking forward to move to house in suburb of Farragut, TN first of December. | |
| mefi.2011:16:23 <+douglbutt> <1_900_SAXOPHONE> Whoa whoa whoa. For the past 6 hours, horse_ebooks has been posting via web instead of via Horse-ebooks.info or whatever. | |
| mefi.2011:16:23 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> .Do Not Fear the Horse The Little Boy .Song of the Clown .Sleep, Child .I'll Look Everywhere .We Bring You Good Crops. .Two-Direction Dance | |
| mefi.2011:02:25 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> Sometimes my mood flip totally around when I eat to much carbs during the day, keeping a lowcarb food profile gives the kids a happier mom! | |
| mefi.2011:18:20 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2011:18:24 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> Sometimes my mood flip totally around when I eat to much carbs during the day, keeping a lowcarb food profile gives the kids a happier mom! | |
| mefi.2011:23:49 <+douglbutt> <Spacevidcast> Bad Comm: Soyuz has lost audio communication with the ground. Audio only, not a lost vehicle. Live landing coverage on SVC now | |
| mefi.2011:23:49 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2011:14:32 < douglbutt> <las3rjock> @UMcaenstatus @um4help Reason #271 why #IhateITSprinting: the printers print half of a 2.3 MB PDF, stop for 10 minutes, then print the rest. | |
| mefi.2011:16:09 < douglbutt> <ba> I get like 5 password reset requests per day, ppl are so clueless sometimes | |
| mefi.2011:00:33 < douglbutt> <topherchris> The zoo was really awesome today. Highlights: Tigers, red panda, small monkeys, seeing a peacock shit, elephant vagina, leaving. | |
| mefi.2011:13:29 < douglbutt> <bgramer> @douglbutt Of course, I'm being coy. :-) | |
| mefi.2011:21:03 < douglbutt> <RaybonKan> Thanks for support on trains tweet. Even so, I do think some outrage merits apology/delete. At time, got 1 'edgy', 1 'Too soon.' | |
| mefi.2011:20:24 <+douglbutt> <Good_dog> I am worn out today, had a long walk (8 miles) went swimming, brought back sticks, which always seems to please, but I do get older quicker! | |
| mefi.2011:20:35 <+douglbutt> <Ice_T> Sup @AaronFriedman ...1, 2, 3, 4 danc'n Jew be on the floor! | |
| mefi.2011:11:56 < douglbutt> <robdelaney> When I was a kid I wanted a pet giraffe & saloon doors for my bedroom, but then I found out about boobs. | |
| mefi.2011:12:47 < douglbutt> <CEOReedHastings> @dwineman I can disclose some names we were considering: Nesqwikster, Netflix Plus, MyNetBookFlixSpace, Pownce, LetsGetPhysical(DVDs)... | |
| mefi.2011:14:44 < douglbutt> <preciousliberty> Obama Spent Millions Hiding Records, He Used Dead Man's SS#, Uncovered In Databases By Investigator - http://ow.ly/6yvTP | |
| mefi.2011:15:25 < douglbutt> <PaulBegala> One of Begala's Laws of Politics: if Republicans accuse you of "class warfare", you're winning. | |
| mefi.2011:15:34 < douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Radical sheriff Joe Arpaio, courted by GOP prez candidates, investigating Obama's birth certificate http://t.co/3CTdvNZN | |
| mefi.2011:15:36 < douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @deltaassist Thank you, please do that. Can you email me details at [email protected] ? | |
| mefi.2011:16:25 < douglbutt> <RepDennisRoss> Perhaps the Pres misunderstood. It is TALK like a pirate day...not ACT like one. Watch ye purses & bury yr loot, the taxman cometh #humor | |
| mefi.2011:16:44 < douglbutt> <goinggalt> "Whenever destroyers appear among men, they start by destroying money..." | |
| mefi.2011:18:13 <+douglbutt> <DrVonBraun> Dr Von Braun is at DFW airport, about to return to the ether from which he came. Where will he appear next? Keep looking to the stars... | |
| mefi.2011:19:48 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2011:12:33 < douglbutt> <brownpau> In 1856 and 1960, before 8-tracks, Chrysler tried in-dash phono: http://t.co/M3CrAVUV (Needle jumped on bumpy roads, though. via #mefi) | |
| mefi.2011:13:46 < douglbutt> <Free_Florida> #OccupyWallStreet needs a Canon HV-20, and dell 1525 laptop batteries and chargers. No need for more pizza. Ask 4 Flux, Nikki, Vlad or Spike | |
| mefi.2011:13:51 < douglbutt> <notch> By the way, I will nerf the endermen block carrying. It was a horrible idea. | |
| mefi.2011:15:05 < douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Santorum contacted Google about his search problem, accuses company of spreading "filth" http://t.co/qAkmpq2G | |
| mefi.2011:17:03 < douglbutt> <amandahess> Really want a popsicle but the cable guy is here, feels too much like a porn premise. And so I wait. | |
| mefi.2011:17:05 < douglbutt> <Quickster> Who are these peeps following me and should I follow you?? Ok, Ok, I can't help it--I will! | |
| mefi.2011:10:20 < douglbutt> <FreeInTX> @douglbutt Obama's #1 campaign contributor is Goldman Sachs, followed by BP. Wanna know what he will say? FU! | |
| mefi.2011:11:33 < douglbutt> <notch> Got frustrated with AWS, so I made a new mob! :D http://t.co/lmAulyV3 | |
| mefi.2011:13:05 < douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2011:18:59 <+douglbutt> <AnnCoulter> ONE TROY DAVIS FLAME-BROILED, PLEASE - http://t.co/M4KE7Lit | |
| mefi.2011:19:18 <+douglbutt> <AnnCoulter> HOLD THE PICKLE, HOLD THE LETTUCE. FRYING KILLERS WON'T UPSET US. http://t.co/M4KE7Lit | |
| mefi.2011:21:40 <+douglbutt> <PeanutFreeMom> @ErickaKaitlyn84 oh please, sweetie. If YOU'RE so perfect you wouldn't have 'lunch lady arms'. | |
| mefi.2011:23:24 <+douglbutt> <OMUSTGONOW> Blacks love to kill their babies, yet go nuts when one of their own dies for killing a cop. I just don't get it! | |
| mefi.2011:23:25 <+douglbutt> <michellemalkin> So #RIPTROYDAVIS is trending, but #RIPMARKMCPHAIL is not. You can help fix that. | |
| mefi.2011:23:52 <+douglbutt> <michellemalkin> RT @AlecBaldwin: C'mon!! Let's go all Town Hall on that supreme thinker @michellemalkin. A world class, crypto fascist hater! | |
| mefi.2011:00:02 <+douglbutt> <AlecBaldwin> “@YessicaHartt: @AlecBaldwin about to stop following u hippie, look at the big picture ...” | |
| mefi.2011:00:33 <+douglbutt> <brianbeutler> RT @nycsouthpaw: I trust the government implicitly with executions and wars, but I draw the line at operating a health insurance scheme. | |
| mefi.2011:01:04 <+douglbutt> <Y_U_NOOO> US SUPREME COURT, U HAD NO EVIDENCE AGAINST TROY DAVIS BUT U HAD TONS OF EVIDENCE AGAINST CASEY ANTHONY. Y U NO KILL HER? #RIPTROYDAVIS | |
| mefi.2011:10:46 <+douglbutt> <michellemalkin> Good news, H8ers! I'm offline the rest of the morning. Carry on w/chink jokes, death threats... | |
| mefi.2011:14:15 <+douglbutt> <AndyCobb> http://t.co/MkFkXVza is funny, watching Zuckerberg riff comedic zingers is like watching Stephen Hawking improvise on harmonica. | |
| mefi.2011:08:57 <+douglbutt> <NASA> The chances that you (yes, I mean YOU) will be hit by a piece of the #UARS satellite today are one in several trillion. Very unlikely. | |
| mefi.2011:22:31 <+douglbutt> <UARS_Reentry> #UARS Hello Australia, I'm looking at you! (Or at least your lovely beaches) | |
| mefi.2011:23:53 <+douglbutt> <UARS_Reentry> #UARS bleeding off velocity, not yet noticeably affecting altitude: drag force measured in a few kilograms (extremely small G-force) | |
| mefi.2011:00:44 <+douglbutt> <wxbrad> This #UARS is as bad a the cable company, I'll be there between 11pm-3am means you'll actually crash at 6am, right? | |
| mefi.2011:01:06 <+douglbutt> <mycatthesquee> @UARS_Reentry People north of Edmonton, AB, Canada are saying they saw something "like fireworks" and 3 lights falling around 10:20 pm MDT. | |
| mefi.2011:01:10 <+douglbutt> <mpoppel> CBS, MSNBC, and CNN websites have UARS as top story. Fox has 'shutdown looms' and ABC has Amanda Knox case. | |
| mefi.2011:01:32 <+douglbutt> <PeanutFreeMom> @ErickaKaitlyn84 oh please, sweetie. If YOU'RE so perfect you wouldn't have 'lunch lady arms'. | |
| mefi.2011:01:54 <+douglbutt> <Taint> @notch @mollstam @carlmanneh @jnkboy @Kappische @JahKob looks like someone else is ripping off MineCraft, http://is.gd/d9vc1W | |
| mefi.2011:01:58 <+douglbutt> <Babby> Atenção, Cariocats! #LuluzinhaCampRJ no próximo sábado! Já se inscreveu? migre.me/5JYNP | |
| mefi.2011:01:59 <+douglbutt> <muffin> Warning people to evacuate, assisting seniors out of the path of a storm, helping people after the storm: all good reasons to pay taxes. | |
| mefi.2011:03:02 < douglbutt> <NASA> We're still waiting for #UARS Done! confirmation. If debris fell on land (and that's still a BIG if), Canada is most likely area. | |
| mefi.2011:03:49 < douglbutt> <NASA> We can now confirm that #UARS is down! Debris fell to Earth between 11:23 p.m. EDT Friday, Sept. 23, and 1:09 a.m. EDT Sept. 24. | |
| mefi.2011:10:45 <+douglbutt> <hinge832> For me, this is still the greatest typo ever http://t.co/ceZ610Ah | |
| mefi.2011:11:53 <+douglbutt> <Slate> What, you've never tried a snack glory hole? http://t.co/toSWjrkE | |
| mefi.2011:19:26 <+douglbutt> <AirlineReporter> Dear @boeing, I love it here. http://t.co/bwCdhmx1 #ana787 | |
| mefi.2011:12:22 <+douglbutt> <TBD> Landlord goes medieval on his tenant with a sickle, but no hammer, say police. http://t.co/NE6MLI1z | |
| mefi.2011:14:44 <+douglbutt> <NASAMPCV> Administrator Bolden: first crewed flight of Orion 2021, with asteroid mission in 2025. Unmanned flight 2017. http://t.co/qZ8vEv6p | |
| mefi.2011:15:08 <+douglbutt> <JoeMusicMaster> Cain-Palin 2012. Has a very nice ring to it, if you ask me! #tcot #TeaParty | |
| mefi.2011:17:23 <+douglbutt> <Camilla_SDO> .@josephgruber Here is the Nor America map. If Kp index level stays at 8, it will be between the yellow and red line: http://t.co/iHJHAOi9 | |
| mefi.2011:18:19 <+douglbutt> <b_fung> Paul Ryan says the country's budgeting system is broken; this fall, he aims to propose a new budgeting process for Congress. | |
| mefi.2011:18:36 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> IF I TRY TO TWATTER A QUOTE THAT'S TOO BIG FOR TWATTER'S TINY VAGINA, IT DOESN'T TWATTER IT! | |
| mefi.2011:18:37 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> IF I TRY TO TWATTER A QUOTE THAT'S TOO BIG FOR TWATTER'S TINY VAGINA, IT DOESN'T TWATTER IT! | |
| mefi.2011:10:56 < douglbutt> <mims> We're Locked Into Unavoidable Climate Disruption -- So, How Do We Begin to Adapt? http://t.co/FyoWxEgR | |
| mefi.2011:11:16 < douglbutt> <paulrouget> Ok, so Firefox 7 is here. Working on Firefox 10 now. | |
| mefi.2011:18:14 < douglbutt> <notch> The plan now is to do another pre release of 1.9 this week. Yeah, it's a beta of a beta. :D It will have item reparing! | |
| mefi.2011:10:28 < douglbutt> <HeidisMpls> Check out what Zilla's got to say on cyber bullying, change, and responsibility...http://t.co/iIzSo7ce Heidi | |
| mefi.2011:11:18 < douglbutt> <lowflyingrocks> 2009 SH2, ~28m-62m in diameter, just passed the Earth at 6km/s, missing by ~eleven million, five hundred thousand km. | |
| mefi.2011:11:19 < douglbutt> <lowflyingrocks> 2011 SE58, ~8m-18m in diameter, just passed the Earth at 16km/s, missing by ~two hundred and thirty-nine thousand km. | |
| mefi.2011:15:05 < douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2011:15:19 < douglbutt> <pepsimom> hey, @leeunkrich Guess what our kids are watching http://twitpic.com/33d5tc | |
| mefi.2011:15:34 < douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Canadian ice shelves breaking up at record speed, parts of country "disappearing and they won’t come back." http://t.co/Ib9A2KvK | |
| mefi.2011:17:06 < douglbutt> <joshu> hey @delicious, where did all my tags go? | |
| mefi.2011:19:36 < douglbutt> <clarke692> If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome. | |
| mefi.2011:22:07 < douglbutt> <pgengler> Waiting almost an hour to cancel my original train was also a nice touch. Stay classy, #njtransit | |
| mefi.2011:13:29 < douglbutt> <spaceberger> Musk: Mars business model: If we can make cost of moving to Mars ~$500K, lots of people will go. #NPClunch | |
| mefi.2011:17:11 < douglbutt> <mpoppel> Locomotive runs over six people trying to cross tracks in Russia's Nizhny Novgorod region, five killed | |
| mefi.2011:21:16 < douglbutt> <GeorgeTakei> 7 students arrested for taking SAT for others, using fake IDs. At Star Fleet Academy, we made cheaters wear red shirts on away missions. | |
| mefi.2011:11:31 <+douglbutt> <brundlefly> Next on CNN: /r/fifthworldproblems is peddling Lovecraftian, post-singularity nightmares to your kids! | |
| mefi.2011:14:02 <+douglbutt> <radiatoryang> if you bring your dog to dog parks, beware of these things: http://t.co/q1yGMpXv | |
| mefi.2011:15:47 <+douglbutt> <OccupyWallSt> Radiohead is not coming, we were hoaxed. Please accept our apologies. | |
| mefi.2011:12:30 < douglbutt> <Babby> @marcellemml kd vc, doida? manda sms pro meu cel URGENTE q to sem teu numero! bjs | |
| mefi.2011:19:48 < douglbutt> <SamGrittner> REMEMBER: When you're a virgin, you're not just sleeping with nobody, you're not sleeping with nobody anybody never slept with. | |
| mefi.2011:10:35 < douglbutt_> <douglbutt> But I don't want the keys to your van. What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn. | |
| mefi.2011:17:43 <+douglbutt> <shipoffoolscom> Transubstantiation news: Brown spot on Polish communion wafer is Jesus's heart tissue, say "medical doctors" http://t.co/AsSUkfUb | |
| mefi.2011:18:36 <+douglbutt> <gknauss> It takes the GOP base about three weeks to chew through a front-runner and start looking for the next one. Oh, hey look! Chris Christie! | |
| mefi.2011:12:58 < douglbutt> <jimmyfallon> Hey @GovChristie, want to come on the show tonight & read some jokes that we wrote about you? What have you got to lose? (insert joke here) | |
| mefi.2011:13:51 < douglbutt> <TheFix> Also, Chris Christie is STILL talking. In the words of Fix Jr: "Holy guacamole" | |
| mefi.2011:14:08 < douglbutt> <dozba> I think I have given the Node.js community a self-propagating troll. This is science, people. | |
| mefi.2011:14:43 < douglbutt> <danielpunkass> Sprint has been waiting for this day for 4 years, and their home page still features a "pencil-thin" Samsung Galaxy. | |
| mefi.2011:22:24 <+douglbutt> <NewstalkZB> BREAKING: Security disturbance at Parliament, member of public tried to jump into debating chamber... more soon | |
| mefi.2011:00:06 <+douglbutt> <GlennF> Stand down Mark Pilgrim alert. Google, his employer, is on it. Thank you all. Hoping for “he’s just pissed off at Internet” as outcome. | |
| mefi.2011:00:09 <+douglbutt> <textfiles> Pass along - several people have called Mark Pilgrim's local PD for a welfare check, and they've sent a car just to knock on the door. #hope | |
| mefi.2011:00:25 <+douglbutt> <textfiles> Mark Pilgrim is alive/annoyed we called the police. Please stand down and give the man privacy and space, and thanks everyone for caring. | |
| mefi.2011:09:40 <+douglbutt> <SmithsonianRAP> "The phone rang, it was 5:30, and it was Swedish-sounding people, and I knew they weren't from Ikea."- Physics winner Adam Riess #NobelPrize | |
| mefi.2011:10:22 <+douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> The 400 wealthiest Americans control more wealth than the bottom 150 million Americans combined, aka 'Class Peace.' | |
| mefi.2011:10:35 <+douglbutt> <westerosorg> @NathanFillion FYI: Every time George is asked when the next book is done, he kills a Stark. | |
| mefi.2011:13:03 <+douglbutt> <textfiles> Mark Pilgrim is alive/annoyed we called the police. Please stand down and give the man privacy and space, and thanks everyone for caring. | |
| mefi.2011:13:55 <+douglbutt> <sDonoho> Apple delivered on a life-long journey to make a pocket robot assistant, and their stock dropped because they didn't name it 5. | |
| mefi.2011:20:03 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> RIP Steve Wozniak, inventor of Apple and the WWW (World Wide Web.) | |
| mefi.2011:20:10 <+douglbutt> <engadget> Steve Jobs, co-fouder of Apple, is dead at 56. -- Engadget http://t.co/e34faPtf | |
| mefi.2011:15:35 <+douglbutt> <cosmos4u> Thousands of Canadians are without telephone, cable and Internet service following a malfunction of satellite Anik F2: http://t.co/CpkdX7R7. | |
| mefi.2011:15:56 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> FYI: Android phones use GPS time, omiting 15 leap secs added since 1980. So their clocks are wrong - 15 secs ahead of iPhones | |
| mefi.2011:22:07 <+douglbutt> <Carl_Jr> Mi mundo, eres tú. | |
| mefi.2011:11:18 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> Julian Assange nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. He bravely posted emails on the internet, thus leading to peace. also: rape | |
| mefi.2011:14:14 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2011:14:31 <+douglbutt> <AMERICAISGOOD> TEA PARTY #4jobs, free market capitalism(needs fixing), RESTORING AMERICA and Dems/OWS for Marxist Revolution(NWO) #tcot #occupywallstreet | |
| mefi.2011:14:50 <+douglbutt> <osPatriot> I wonder if those #OccupyWallStreet protesters realize that "American Idol" & "Jersey Shores" R produced, using Capitalism? #TeaParty #Tcot | |
| mefi.2011:14:56 <+douglbutt> <LordHector> If I took #tcot criticism of #OccupyWallStreet the same way they take criticism of the #Teaparty, I'd be crying about Saul Alinsky now! #p2 | |
| mefi.2011:15:02 <+douglbutt> <ActivismTips> Instead of spending your energy on the growth of a cancerous corporation, put your energy into the body of the cause. | |
| mefi.2011:15:03 <+douglbutt> <ActivismTips> You must cut the fat out of your life, the liquor, the video game, the obsessions with sexual fetishes. | |
| mefi.2011:15:04 <+douglbutt> <ActivismTips> If you're at a protest and the police turn violent without provocation, you've succeeded at showing the brutality of the system. | |
| mefi.2011:15:05 <+douglbutt> <ActivismTips> An activist does not use activism to attain sexual partners, instead they use it as a way to become a more open, communicative, person. | |
| mefi.2011:15:06 <+douglbutt> <ActivismPROTIPS> Getting ready for bed? Stop it. Put your clothes back on. While fascism lives, you must never rest. Sleep is for the ignorant. | |
| mefi.2011:15:06 <+douglbutt> <ActivismPROTIPS> Instead of giving a child Christmas presents, give the child anguish and untold sadness. Give children the gift of human emotions. | |
| mefi.2011:15:06 <+douglbutt> <ActivismPROTIPS> Remind sunbathers that, in the time they wasted arrogantly tanning themselves, they could've been on the streets selling radical newspapers. | |
| mefi.2011:15:07 <+douglbutt> <ActivismPROTIPS> Black attracts heat. If you employ the Black Bloc tactic on sunny days, consider lighter colours, eg lavender bloc, or lemon chiffon bloc. | |
| mefi.2011:15:13 <+douglbutt> <jaketapper> Ditka's here, McMahon too. Buddy Ryan. RIP Peyton, you're missed. | |
| mefi.2011:17:02 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> MOM WHERE IS MY GUY FAWKES MASK, LIVESTREAMING STARTS IN 10 MINUTES | |
| mefi.2011:19:04 <+douglbutt> <andrewchappelle> Romney to cadets: “If you do not want America to be the strongest nation on Earth, I am not your president. You have that president today” | |
| mefi.2011:10:21 < douglbutt> <I_Do_It_7> If tomorrow is pajama day, can someone fill me in on the rest of the week please? | |
| mefi.2011:18:18 < douglbutt> <Yoda_Bot> @douglbutt Pain. Suffering. Death, I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain | |
| mefi.2011:21:11 <+douglbutt> <tomtomorrow> Every time I watch these debates, I keep forgetting Gingrich is there. It's like he has a Dr. Who perception filter. | |
| mefi.2011:14:27 <+douglbutt> <ThePlumLineGS> Wow. New GOP video paints Elizabeth Warren as not just a class warrior, but a potentially VIOLENT one: http://t.co/cLmxB7hs | |
| mefi.2011:17:44 < douglbutt> <chevrolet> @brownpau Sorry, but there's no current plans to bring back the #ElCamino. Stay tuned for future news or updates: http://t.co/teOEiyQS | |
| mefi.2011:19:48 < douglbutt> <PhoneTrips> @douglbutt Yes, and I can prove it. #1ESS is pretty much (maybe completely) gone, yet we are all still living. | |
| mefi.2011:09:50 < douglbutt> <iscoff> So it's okay for a 6 year-old girl to be in a beauty pageant, but not okay for her to co-sign a loan. Whatever, society! | |
| mefi.2011:11:25 < douglbutt> <Raddmom> The stuff is hitting the fan in Chicago...layers being peeled back, Obama in middle of all of it...http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/ | |
| mefi.2011:19:01 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> We are still unsure why sirens are sounding near UMD. There are NO active tornado warnings right now, and it's been that way for some time. | |
| mefi.2011:19:39 <+douglbutt> <DCAbloob> The University of Maryland says to "disregard further alerts for the time being." Hopefully, no actual emergencies will occur there tonight. | |
| mefi.2011:11:50 < douglbutt> <brownpau> With Harold Camping's new #Oct21 rapture coming, activity on @poglad's 'Family Radio' Twitter list ramps up again: http://t.co/zZPlelv6 | |
| mefi.2011:11:52 < douglbutt> <shortformblog> Hillary Clinton rules out a 2016 run, because let's face it, she's seen how much the job sucks. http://t.co/1e5pDCg4 | |
| mefi.2011:14:37 <+douglbutt> <AJELive> Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, #Iran's president, will be interviewed on @AJEnglish live at 1900GMT. Tune in to watch: http://t.co/eQ54Sdr9 | |
| mefi.2011:18:21 <+douglbutt> <slhamlet> Second Life, the world that won't die, got small uptick in total users & paying customers in Q3 11: http://t.co/KcwyFOk4 #SL | |
| mefi.2011:20:58 <+douglbutt> <timcarvell> Gotta say, I really don't get this new Uniqlo ad campaign. http://t.co/lTcQFbmx | |
| mefi.2011:21:10 <+douglbutt> <charlestrotter> Berger edited four STAR TREK films: IV: THE VOYAGE HOME, V: THE FINAL FRONTIER, STAR TREK GENERATIONS, and STAR TREK: INSURRECTION. #RIP | |
| mefi.2011:11:18 < douglbutt> <stevesilberman> In Japan, a growing audience for "elder porn." (SFW) http://t.co/KYHMUKLX | |
| mefi.2011:21:53 <+douglbutt> <10TV> BREAKING: 48 wild animals initially reported loose in Muskingum County. Sheriff recommends school closings, people to stay indoors. | |
| mefi.2011:21:53 <+douglbutt> <10TV> BREAKING: Muskingum Co. Sheriff believes roughly 25 lions, bears, wolves shot dead. | |
| mefi.2011:03:06 < douglbutt> <gths> remember, if she dies here, it's "The Queen Is Dead, Long Live The King" - so many people screw that up. | |
| mefi.2011:13:31 <+douglbutt> <Pinboard> wow, just made the mistake of looking inside wordpress's database structure and my eyes almost caught fire | |
| mefi.2011:16:44 < douglbutt> <markos> Minus 4,479 US deaths. RT @jbarro: Saddam Hussein is dead, too RT @markos: GOPers who criticized Obama's approach in Libya ... wrong again. | |
| mefi.2011:04:27 <+douglbutt> <lauchlin_linux> RT @douglbutt : BILL GATES INVENTED THE START MENU AND TASKBAR FOR A REASON, ARSEHOLES #ubuntu #unity | |
| mefi.2011:11:42 <+douglbutt> <SpaceflightNow> Rain is now falling at the launch pad, but that's no issue for liftoff of a #Soyuz rocket. LIVE VIDEO: http://t.co/DUukf3cS | |
| mefi.2011:12:29 <+douglbutt> <jaketapper> BREAKING: After talking to Irqi PM Maliki, POTUS to announce complete drawdown of US troops in Iraq by end of 2011> http://t.co/BNtYcYC9 | |
| mefi.2011:22:26 <+douglbutt> <rainnwilson> When my dad beats me at 'Words With Friends', I get so filled with shame I have to fuck something that's dead. | |
| mefi.2011:09:42 < douglbutt> <ClaudeVieEaul> “@RHameetman @ClaudeVieEaul ja, is het weer zo ver? Eindelijk!! Mijn dag kan niet meer stuk!” GEBRUIK JE #CAPSLOCK DAN! #CAPSLOCKDAY | |
| mefi.2011:15:56 <+douglbutt> <CBSNews> Man with knife attacks #Occupy protesters in Albuquerque, police subdue him with Taser http://t.co/c73thA88 | |
| mefi.2011:17:36 < douglbutt> <Shabbir_Kumar> I'm lost by life .. Now I do not trust anyone, do not have faith in God | |
| mefi.2011:17:42 < douglbutt> <KensingtonChap> ...Wherefore should the heathen say, Where is now their God? But our God is in the heavens: he hath done whatsoever he hath pleased" Ps.115 | |
| mefi.2011:17:46 < douglbutt> <MayorRTRybak> Sorry, I've been having some issues“@domesticschnu: @MayorRTRybak Why has downtown Mpls smell like a giant fart for months?” | |
| mefi.2011:19:05 < douglbutt> <StoneGreg> If a restaurant doesn't have a great beer menu, you have to wonder what compromises they're making in the kitchen where it's not so visible. | |
| mefi.2011:00:19 < douglbutt> <adamlevine> Dear Fox News, don't play our music on your evil fucking channel ever again. Thank you. | |
| mefi.2011:11:14 < douglbutt> <JBR20> Ok I admit it I was wrong again frist #May21 now #Oct21 sorry to all that were offended or got scared, I learned a lot | |
| mefi.2011:11:14 < douglbutt> <JBR20> Even though it did not happen that all I got say, iam not mad at all at anyone!!! | |
| mefi.2011:15:03 < douglbutt> <lowtax> Taco Bell unveils $7.99 "Fiesta Cannon": 9 pounds of ground beef, cheese, & sauce shot into your face at 200 mph. You will be raped by taste | |
| mefi.2011:15:06 < douglbutt> <daveshumka> Here's a fun prank for students. Pretend to chew gum in class, then when your teacher asks you to put it in her hand, spit out a bird skull. | |
| mefi.2011:15:58 <+douglbutt> <outkube> Thanks! RT @brownpau OutKube, the best site for news, politics, and opinion, now up. Send all YouTube commenters and[...] | |
| mefi.2011:13:37 < douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Romney bashes Solyndra, then holds fundraiser co-hosted by Solyndra lobbyist http://t.co/gQdexcrH | |
| mefi.2011:15:18 < douglbutt> <capitalweather> NWS hacked? Fake tornado warnings issued for DC area. Agency trying to track down source "at highest levels", urges all to disregard warning | |
| mefi.2011:17:05 < douglbutt> <capitalweather> NWS explains bad tornado warnings: test warnings "were labeled as tests, but improperly coded as active warnings" http://t.co/wbPaxAep | |
| mefi.2011:17:34 < douglbutt> <JeffSharlet> I missed this: MSNBC anchor said "In Oakland, police fired tear gas to calm down the crowd." I have some w/ milk & cookies every night. | |
| mefi.2011:17:41 < douglbutt> <_cmikk> (Sometimes, the 140 character limit bumps the oxford comma. My apologies to Nelson Mandela, an 800 year old demigod and a dildo collector.) | |
| mefi.2011:18:39 < douglbutt> <ChrisBaker1337> Three years and 80,000 screenshots later, gamers have made a complete Google Street View map of Grand Theft Auto IV http://t.co/51OiYXpg | |
| mefi.2011:11:40 < douglbutt> <brownpau> James O'Keefe spent a lot of effort editing out of context quotes together to reveal NYT leans liberal. Stunning revelation, sex boat dude! | |
| mefi.2011:12:17 < douglbutt> <vonryansexpress> @jayrosen_nyu You sound like a wound tight, enraged prig on the #OKeefe call that stung you. Open another bottle & down it down again Jay. | |
| mefi.2011:14:20 < douglbutt> <MotherJones> Texas Store Refuses to Sell Guns to Muslims, Socialists http://t.co/Kq7cm3kJ | |
| mefi.2011:17:45 < douglbutt> <notalemming> #TeaParty is a formidable voting block. We are organized, like minded, determined, loud & growing. Beware libs, we are winning in 2012! | |
| mefi.2011:11:55 < douglbutt> <nbcwashington> Please disregard the contact info for PEPCO, Dominion, and BGE. Those are internal numbers. We will be tweeting correct numbers shortly. | |
| mefi.2011:11:55 < douglbutt> <nbcwashington> Reminder: if you lose power, call PEPCO at 202-872-2680, Dominion Power at 703-796-9308, or BGE at 410-470-7433 | |
| mefi.2011:12:24 < douglbutt> <northessexastro> Man mistakes moon for UFO, calls police - http://t.co/nzaHBlWg | |
| mefi.2011:13:35 < douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> FUN GAME: During the storm, when someone says "So much for global warming," shove him into a snowdrift. | |
| mefi.2011:15:42 < douglbutt> <AriFleischer> @ncginny Westchester County, NY. | |
| mefi.2011:15:43 < douglbutt> <AriFleischer> If Tparty caused so many clashes w the police, MSM would b in an uproar. But with OWS, they tend 2 blame cops & make excuses | |
| mefi.2011:17:14 < douglbutt> <beyonddc> Saw a car w/ a "1 less bike" sticker, and a woman who saw me photoing a bike lane stopped me to say how much she hates them. #vancouver | |
| mefi.2011:17:20 < douglbutt> <Novacharter> So, I forgot the jacket I was wearing today channels the rain directly to my crotch. | |
| mefi.2011:17:30 < douglbutt> <CoryBooker> Snow in Oct, Earthquake, Hurricane, I think New Jersey needs 2 appease the weather Gods & sacrifice the TV show Jersey Shore. Cancel it! | |
| mefi.2011:17:31 < douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> If your Halloween party was canceled due to snow, you'll have to watch Redbox movie all alone dressed kind of slutty. | |
| mefi.2011:10:39 <+douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> "I'm not dressin up as a Pirate for Halloween. Pirates are gay. I'm goin' as The Situation.' - real guy, to his gf, E42nd. | |
| mefi.2011:12:39 <+douglbutt> <TimFernholz> If Kim Kardashian has a $12 million wedding every 72 days, she could provide over $50 billion of economic stimulus every year. | |
| mefi.2011:13:37 <+douglbutt> <simonpegg> Asked my 2 year old what her fav part of today's Halloween party was and she pointed at thin air and said, "that ghost". May move house. | |
| mefi.2011:13:44 <+douglbutt> <JetBlue> Wow. Having been asked what our policy actually IS for furries, I must now write the most awkward question ever to our inflight team. | |
| mefi.2011:13:54 <+douglbutt> <WTOP> Cain: Race has nothing to do with criticism against Pres. Obama. We've become more divided by Obama's playing race, class card. #CainWTOP | |
| mefi.2011:13:56 <+douglbutt> <b_fung> Cain's message to minorities, re: their race affecting their lives: "It is not there more than it might be there." | |
| mefi.2011:15:32 <+douglbutt> <FriendFromHS> in memory of kris and kim, ill b dressin up as hartbroken 2nite... SLUTTY HARTBROKEN!!!!!! | |
| mefi.2011:21:11 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> Don't you think it's pathetic that after years of being told only you can prevent forest fires, you've yet to prevent a single one? | |
| mefi.2011:23:22 <+douglbutt> <DCPoliceDept> Shooting/2D/2800 B/O Pensylvania Avenue, NW/Junvenile Male/2816 | |
| mefi.2011:13:13 <+douglbutt> <paisleyboxers> I don't always read fiction, but when I do it's a spreadsheet with timelines in a developer meeting. | |
| mefi.2011:14:18 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> 1 2 You can use the power of your mind to find a shiny, cool car hidden in a paper bag. Your incredible mental powers | |
| mefi.2011:16:36 <+douglbutt> <rainnwilson> Boom! Rent! RT @mikesmiy: My dad says that if @rainnwilson tweets me back, He'll pay for my first months rent in LA!” | |
| mefi.2011:22:16 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Sen Rand Paul defends Cain, says women in the workplace can't take a joke http://t.co/TGX8xPqy #icymi | |
| mefi.2011:14:40 <+douglbutt> <davehayden> Here we go. A song a day, in collaboration with @Horse_ebooks: http://t.co/i8ywZGZI | |
| mefi.2011:16:44 <+douglbutt> <AnnieLowrey> To welcome American tourists, hotel in Hanoi is serving pancakes with corn syrup and playing Jack Johnson. | |
| mefi.2011:20:09 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> Now that #HermanCain is unviable, this is #RONPAUL's chance to SHINE as the NEW PRESIDENT. #tcot #tlot #eyebrow | |
| mefi.2011:22:20 <+douglbutt> <mrgan> iPhone home button broken. Out of warranty, Apple says new phone needed. Don't qualify for new phone until Nov 25. Can't leave Twitterific. | |
| mefi.2011:22:59 <+douglbutt> <DaveStroup> It's now a crime scene. Demonstrator struck, killed by vehicle at #OccupyOakland | |
| mefi.2011:13:26 <+douglbutt> <LuigiMontanez> If elected, Hermain Cain would be the first president with a degree in computer science. (Master's from Purdue) | |
| mefi.2011:13:39 <+douglbutt> <Scott_Gilmore> Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC. | |
| mefi.2011:11:48 <+douglbutt> <RWW> After Developer Backlash, HTML5 Gets Its 'Time' Element Back http://t.co/cBd6pVcL | |
| mefi.2011:12:21 <+douglbutt> <BoeingAirplanes> Did we miss W. Virginia during our 747-8I cross country adventure? Stay tuned, we’re double checking. http://t.co/JBHINudg #Boeing #avgeek | |
| mefi.2011:17:10 <+douglbutt> <stephenfry> Touchdown! 14 and a half hours later than expected, but touchdown! An exciting day. All was calm in the end and no need for crack or heroin. | |
| mefi.2011:17:28 <+douglbutt> <markos> Loudon County GOP wants you to thank a Soviet communist vet. http://t.co/Lws83mXQ. Yup, same guys as this: http://t.co/rIQ2YApj | |
| mefi.2011:17:55 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> honestly, how dumb is @andrewbreitbart's team? 60 Minutes attends Pelosi presser, sits in front row, asks Q. AB describes it as "ambush" | |
| mefi.2011:16:59 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> "Daylight SAVING Time! Not SAVINGS. There's no S," the man yelled, as I punched him again and again. | |
| mefi.2011:18:22 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2011:18:38 <+douglbutt> <mat> Um, @abc7newsbayarea? I think you may want a different URL shortener http://t.co/NBfVnkWu | |
| mefi.2011:20:50 <+douglbutt> <LOLGOP> If it turns out the whole Herman Cain campaign is the result of a bet between the Koch brothers, life will make sense again #tradingplaces | |
| mefi.2011:23:46 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> be drunk, be asleep, be a crocodile. #OWS | |
| mefi.2011:00:05 <+douglbutt> <woodsiecam> Oklahoma just had another earthquake, magnitude 5.8, felt in KC metro, phones in newsroom ringing off the hook | |
| mefi.2011:08:12 <+douglbutt> <alroker> 2011 in OK: coldest temp, most snow in 24 hrs, highest wind speed, EF5 tornado, largest hail & now strongest earthquake. | |
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| mefi.2011:14:07 <+douglbutt> <thecaucus> Cain accuser says he "put his hand on my leg, up my skirt, and towards my genitals" -- asks Cain to "come clean." | |
| mefi.2011:14:07 <+douglbutt> <thecaucus> Bialek says Cain made advances and, when, rebuffed, said "You want a job, right?" | |
| mefi.2011:23:12 <+douglbutt> <rstevens> Please lock the doors at my funeral, put out knives and play the Ewok Yub Yub song on repeat until I have a worthy heir. | |
| mefi.2011:10:39 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 0:15:50 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:19:25 <+douglbutt> <PhobosGrunt> After the planned first burn of the engine, the spacecraft was not found in the predicted orbit #phobos #mars #phobosgrunt | |
| mefi.2011:20:02 <+douglbutt> <PhobosGrunt> A post by Anton Ledkov on the official Phobos-Grunt website mentions an "off-nominal situation, no telemetry" #phobos #mars #phobosgrunt | |
| mefi.2011:22:26 <+douglbutt> <PhobosGrunt> @AlexAndHerSon if it's a software glitch, yes, new commands can be uploaded to flight computer in order to fix it and re-target engine burns | |
| mefi.2011:22:38 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> AP: Mississippi voters reject ballot initiative 26, "personhood amendment" | |
| mefi.2011:23:00 <+douglbutt> <HotlineJosh> Mark Block must get his facts from Internet comment boards, based on comments to @hannity. Not related to Karen K and don't work at Politico | |
| mefi.2011:23:00 <+douglbutt> <HotlineJosh> If anyone was wondering, I am NOT related to Karen Kraushaar, the woman who accused Herman Cain of sexual harassment. Strange coincidence. | |
| mefi.2011:10:37 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 20:14:13 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2011:11:18 <+douglbutt> <PhobosGrunt> "Very sad this is how it all worked out, but it's a consequence of our lack of people after such a big interval" #phobos #mars #phobosgrunt | |
| mefi.2011:11:32 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> RIP Nancy Haughey (1946-2011). A mother and a fighter, all the way to the end. | |
| mefi.2011:12:59 <+douglbutt> <AP> BREAKING: Bil Keane, creator of comic strip Family Circus, dies at 89. -BW | |
| mefi.2011:13:42 <+douglbutt> <sgalineau> From the folks who get ~85% of their revenue from a contract with Google: foot, meet mouth http://t.co/4BETtgzb | |
| mefi.2011:14:55 <+douglbutt> <Pogue> Whoa. If you edit a photo on the iPhone, the changes are preserved when you sync it to iPhoto or Aperture--but you can un-edit it there! | |
| mefi.2011:16:05 <+douglbutt> <JustinNOAA> Real-time water level estimates for Alaska communities, including Nome http://t.co/Fwk1OymB | |
| mefi.2011:21:04 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 8:17:12 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:21:48 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> @pilot2b I'd say maliciously mischaracterizing a commercial proposal to promote good, natural American Christmas trees is a mental disorder. | |
| mefi.2011:13:20 <+douglbutt> <mneedham> Sea otters hold hands when they sleep, so they don't drift away from each other. http://t.co/krJ99VKU | |
| mefi.2011:14:05 <+douglbutt> <PhobosGrunt> External tank for MDU propulsion unit is covering the low-gain antennas, while high-gain antenna is still folded #phobos #mars #phobosgrunt | |
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| mefi.2011:16:23 <+douglbutt> <markknoller> Senate passed veterans jobs bill this afternoon 94-1. Sen. Jim DeMint, R-SC cast the only NO vote. Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-ME voted present. | |
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| mefi.2011:11:18 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> In exactly one minute, everyone in this time zone with a clock (especially New Age "11:11" types) is going to be absolutely insufferable. | |
| mefi.2011:12:27 <+douglbutt> <SegravesWTOP> Naked Ned, beaver man of the Potomac River. 20 yrs building dams in the nude. Ck it out on @ABC7News tonight at 11. | |
| mefi.2011:16:19 <+douglbutt> <DCdebbie> I'm driving down "President Bush Turnpike" in Dallas, Texas. The toll is overpriced, the road in disrepair and it's a painful ride. | |
| mefi.2011:17:19 <+douglbutt> <Slate> We've reached the point of no return, says @Nouriel: Italy's economy will collapse and destroy the euro. http://t.co/IRPRIvl1 | |
| mefi.2011:17:45 <+douglbutt> <LOLGOP> Today, please honor Bill O'Reilly, veteran of eleven Wars on Christmas. | |
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| mefi.2011:23:14 <+douglbutt> <ShankarSharanya> Driver in front of my cab, STOPPED & fired 5 gun shots at the White House. @HuffingtonPost It took the police a while to respond. | |
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| mefi.2011:20:26 <+douglbutt> <anamariecox> Huntsman: magenta tie, polysyllabic answers, worked for Obama... which alienates GOP base voters the most? | |
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| mefi.2011:00:21 <+douglbutt> <ByronTau> Things haven't really haven't changed in 10 years. They're promoting a spiderman movie on SNL, and Coldplay is the musical guest. Fail. | |
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| mefi.2011:02:48 <+douglbutt> <lesbianmom> Smile, if you aren't wearing underwear | |
| mefi.2011:02:48 <+douglbutt> <nomnompaleo> @summertomato We're here in Maui, too! Have a great time synthesizing vitamin D! | |
| mefi.2011:02:53 <+douglbutt> <kraproom> Learn Russian: lesson one, "Wodka?-- Da." | |
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| mefi.2011:22:39 <+douglbutt> <altonbrown> @kksillybeans I wouldn't bother...really, I wouldn't. | |
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| mefi.2011:23:54 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> If you suffer from bad credit, you have 3 options: do nothing | |
| mefi.2011:23:59 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Helen then went on to tell me that she loved me very much, but just couldn t put up with my bad breath anymore. | |
| mefi.2011:00:08 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> You Must Remember, Poor And Quick Sex is Weakening Activity And Can Destroy Your Sexual Prowess, Your Self-esteem And Ultimately | |
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| mefi.2011:11:16 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> if your dog is being real friendly to somebody, you can say "my dog is trained to detect cancer" and the person might get real sad | |
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| mefi.2011:17:34 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> SORRY, AUTOCORRECT ERROR - WAS TRYING 2 SUGGEST U MAKE WEEKLY APOINTMENT WITH THERAPOD. WORK ON UR SCREECHING, RENDING, CRUSHING EGGS IN JAW | |
| mefi.2011:17:45 <+douglbutt> <stevebuttry> If this is your bag, I hope you didn't pay $25 to check it. http://t.co/nWDg3deW | |
| mefi.2011:17:56 <+douglbutt> <PearlDiveDC> @brownpau sadly we don't have blue pts tonight but have dragon crks, malpeque, sewansecotts, skookums, daybobs and more!? | |
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| mefi.2011:21:25 <+douglbutt> <jeffzeleny> In Iowa, #Perry says: "Tomorrow, I’m going to unveil a plan to uproot all three branches of government ." | |
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| mefi.2011:10:33 <+douglbutt> <JimEast1> @shortformblog Classic law, can't shout fire in a crowded theater. The park became a crowded, flammable theater, crowded with sex offenders. | |
| mefi.2011:10:47 <+douglbutt> <JimEast1> @douglbutt Is it possible your son committed one of these crimes, or witnessed one and, for political reasons, refuses to be a witness? #OWS | |
| mefi.2011:10:47 <+douglbutt> <JimEast1> @douglbutt By the way, I'm pretty sure BANKERS can also commit sex crimes. | |
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| mefi.2011:15:20 <+douglbutt> <marionbarryjr> @NateforDC - from one revolutionary to another - FREE DC! Much love, MB | |
| mefi.2011:15:56 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> Say what you will about Newt Gingrich, but at least he didn't sexually harass his cancer stricken wife before he divorced her. | |
| mefi.2011:16:08 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Limbaugh: Michelle Obama Has A "Self-Centered, Arrogant, Controlling Character Disorder"; http://t.co/uSsTvuxv #deep #anger #issues | |
| mefi.2011:16:08 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> Limbaugh: Michelle Obama Has "Grandiose, Dictatorial Urges"; http://t.co/uSsTvuxv #deep #anger #issues #tcot | |
| mefi.2011:16:55 <+douglbutt> <StateFarm> @brownpau, Thanks! | |
| mefi.2011:17:08 <+douglbutt> <MilesDoranCBS> AP: Judge rules against Occupy protesters, upholds NYC move to rid plaza of tents, sleeping bags. | |
| mefi.2011:17:09 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> ABC News: Judge says #OWS protesters can't bring back tents, rules against demonstrators - http://t.co/35vKb7UQ | |
| mefi.2011:17:11 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> As I read it, the #ows ruling said nothing about Bouncy Castles. | |
| mefi.2011:17:41 <+douglbutt> <AndrewNBCNews> When I asked Cain if today's Libya gaffe builds on idea he doesn't have in depth knowledge of foreign policy, he simply said, "999" | |
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| mefi.2011:18:11 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Good lord, how did Cain manage to turn a photo op with Kissinger into a one-day verbal flub story? | |
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| mefi.2011:10:24 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Karl Rove meets Occupy Baltimore protesters, flips out: "Who gave you the right to Occupy America?" http://t.co/wGe68hBp | |
| mefi.2011:13:07 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> BREAKING: In a two-hour speech today, Ron Paul stridently argued against abortion to the bathroom mirror in Outback Steakhouse. | |
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| mefi.2011:16:21 <+douglbutt> <FakeNNWMTips> Chekov's Law: If a phaser is introduced early in the story, it must be fired at the nuclear wessels by the end. #nanowrimo | |
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| mefi.2011:23:38 <+douglbutt> <Lowenaffchen> at a brony funeral, this is displayed as his greatest work. everyone, even his parents, start laughing hysterically. http://t.co/lpJJZAdt | |
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| mefi.2011:10:09 <+douglbutt> <scottevest> Pack your pistol with style in our practical, tactical, SeV Outback Jacket! 20% off today http://t.co/LBdwoyon | |
| mefi.2011:10:21 <+douglbutt> <NYDNScottCohen> 2 coworkers so excited by this, they screamed MT @beakeringnews: Meeeeeeeeeeep 50 Meeeep Meep Meeeep meeeeeeee… (cont) http://t.co/FRqTTFFM | |
| mefi.2011:10:23 <+douglbutt> <beakeringnews> MEEP Meeeeeeeeeep meeeep meeeeeep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meeeeeep meeeep meep meep meeeep meeep, MEEP meep - @Reuters http://... | |
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| mefi.2011:18:32 <+douglbutt> <studentactivism> Largest day of US protest in decades. On CNN, Wolf Blitzer asks Bachmann for response to Cain's answer to question about ice cream. #N17 | |
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| mefi.2011:11:23 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Mystery Space Hardware - guess what this is! Hint: it's used in 'Zvezda', the Russian Service Module http://t.co/ez7rSwgX | |
| mefi.2011:14:26 <+douglbutt> <timcarvell> "Dexter" has been renewed for two more seasons, will be renamed "Law & Order: World's Most Oblivious Police Department Unit". | |
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| mefi.2011:16:25 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @VZWSupport call and message blocking (http://t.co/a1z7PtKM) resets too often. add a #, it's there for ~3 days, then gone. rinse, repeat. | |
| mefi.2011:16:27 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @VZWSupport call and message blocking (http://t.co/a1z7PtKM) resets too often. add a #, it's there for ~3 days, then gone. rinse, repeat. | |
| mefi.2011:18:15 <+douglbutt> <SUPADUPAHUMBLE> @brownpau NOW FOLLOWIN http://t.co/5ahnGiak DOWNLOAD MY DUBSTEP, ALTERNATIVE, POP & ROCK MIX. RT | |
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| mefi.2011:11:13 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> UGH. JIMMY WALES ISEVEN MORE INSUFERABLE AFTER U GIVE HIM MONEY. KEEPS PEERING INTO MY BEDROOM WINDOW WITH CRINKLED EYES, MOUTHING "THANK U" | |
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| mefi.2011:01:33 <+douglbutt> <PepperSprayPike> ADDING TONS NAMES TO MY "TO SPRAY LIST". GOTTA GET MOM TO WAKE ME UP SUPER F'N EARLY TOMORROW!! @alexismadrigal, @Bill_Gross, @marynmck | |
| mefi.2011:01:55 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Australia probes loss of booklet, found in gutter, of Obama itinerary, secret security plans for visit http://t.co/Fm9BPdjn | |
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| mefi.2011:19:02 <+douglbutt> <MadMenChristina> RT @douglbutt: Ooooh i just once motorboat _christina_ _hendricks_, even jokingly. | |
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| mefi.2011:20:57 <+douglbutt> <BashedByDrunks> freedom? to be bashed, and live in pain to suit your fucked sick needs.. yeah ok.. wateva u think must be right eh! #obama #apec2011 #apec | |
| mefi.2011:21:02 <+douglbutt> <amaeryllis> if we have #foodporn and #puppyporn, what's the hashtag when people post adorable pictures of their kids? so awkward. | |
| mefi.2011:21:13 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Co-chairs of US super-committee to issue statement declaring failure to reach deficit deal, sources tell Reuters | |
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| mefi.2011:10:39 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @SouthwestAir I left my Kindle on my flight tonight, and your CSA Ms. Markusic emailed me less than 30 minutes later. THANK YOU! | |
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| mefi.2011:14:15 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> I dreamed of being :in a fury of anger, as in the olden times, and that weird beings were inciting me to push ahead recklessly, as I used to | |
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| mefi.2011:16:44 <+douglbutt> <notch> @lilpeteyjl Other people have done more, and demand less. | |
| mefi.2011:17:09 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> #UCDavis chancellor apologizes, then bails at UC rally: http://t.co/KlhuIM8O | |
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| mefi.2011:23:16 <+douglbutt> <TPM> 'Lone wolf' suspect got high w/ #NYPD source, tried to circumcise himself http://t.co/1Rlk4ELS ^@ryanjreilly | |
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| mefi.2011:12:08 <+douglbutt> <LOLGOP> Hey, you #ows hippies, if you want a country with strong labor unions and rich taxed at 90%, why don't you go back to America in the 50s! | |
| mefi.2011:12:20 <+douglbutt> <LOLGOP> Hi, I'm the GOP and my plan to cut the debt starts with adding $1 trillion to the debt over the next 10 years in tax breaks for the richest. | |
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| mefi.2011:15:25 <+douglbutt> <dakami> The BSA just came out against #SOPA. Man, when even Don't Copy That Floppy themselves can't get behind your antipiracy bill... | |
| mefi.2011:15:33 <+douglbutt> <petershankman> Two people go thru #TSA with exact same candy. I clear, friend gets confiscated. Exact. Same. Candy. TSA still sucks. | |
| mefi.2011:16:23 <+douglbutt> <Bagyants> Black Friday. Because in America, you can pitch a tent for capitalism, but not democracy. | |
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| mefi.2011:16:55 <+douglbutt> <couch> After I fixed Mom's corrupt iPad photo DB, she tells me in 1980 she designed a relational DB for recipes that could generate shopping lists. | |
| mefi.2011:16:55 <+douglbutt> <couch> She got an A+, her professor called it “utterly delightful.” Then she drank a 6-pack to celebrate, and was drunk by the time Dad got home. | |
| mefi.2011:17:04 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Unfortunately, for some people, the universe is above their heads. We need to do something about that. | |
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| mefi.2011:13:44 <+douglbutt> <ID_AA_Carmack> Lawyers are still skittish about the patent issue around "Carmack's reverse", so I am going to write some new code for the doom3 release. | |
| mefi.2011:17:21 <+douglbutt> <RepublicanDalek> AIRSTRIKES, WHAT AIRSTRIKES? AND THOSE GIANT ARMORED BULLDOZERS ARE JUST TO COMBAT ISRAEL'S VERY MILITANT GROUNDHOGS. @JewishDalek | |
| mefi.2011:21:51 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> @paparatti Oh, he wasn't a *good* dancer. This was a Winceworthy Transit Theatre of Self-Esteem Issues. | |
| mefi.2011:23:52 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> some redneck said the cliched "well why can't we have a WHITE Entertainment TV," and he got mad when I said we already do, it's FOX News | |
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| mefi.2011:21:56 <+douglbutt> <bengreenman> Oh, USA Today, thank you for the USA Today-iest headline ever: "Thanksgiving revelry reaches far, wide" http://t.co/JSlwRb6E | |
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| mefi.2011:15:37 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> I mean, a joke that, if made, would be to social engineer a new phone that i like how it is my android phone. | |
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| mefi.2011:02:11 <+douglbutt> <scalzi> Here comes my favorite, most Peter Jackson-esque line: BRING WOOD AND OIL | |
| mefi.2011:02:12 <+douglbutt> <scalzi> Given the sooty barrenness of Mordor, the support logistics of the orc army are being seriously glossed over here. | |
| mefi.2011:02:14 <+douglbutt> <scalzi> Gandalf, walking around with that Nazgul repellent in his staff, only thinks to use it once. #NotATacticalGenius | |
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| mefi.2011:15:19 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @SouthwestAir I left my Kindle on my flight tonight, and your CSA Ms. Markusic emailed me less than 30 minutes later. THANK YOU! | |
| mefi.2011:15:45 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> 'leave it to fish' is like 'leave it to beaver' except instead of the beaver, its got abe vigoda | |
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| mefi.2011:20:39 <+douglbutt> <Caps> @wormboyslim Temper Trap - Conditions, Tame Impala - Inner Speaker, Yeasayer - Odd Blood and Gotye - Making Mirrors are all solid albums... | |
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| mefi.2011:15:37 <+douglbutt> <hellolanemoore> Hey, everyone! a/s/l #cybermonday | |
| mefi.2011:16:06 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, | |
| mefi.2011:16:09 <+douglbutt> <annikanikojacob> Not a chipmunk, it's a southern flying squirrel! | |
| mefi.2011:16:16 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, | |
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| mefi.2011:10:19 <+douglbutt> <brainpicker> Hey, look, it's #payablogger day – take a moment to celebrate those who expand your intellectual and creative horizons http://t.co/5y6eLjMt | |
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| mefi.2011:11:32 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> According to @RobertCostaNRO, Cain used the word "reassessing" repeatedly on conference call with senior staff members. | |
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| mefi.2011:15:57 <+douglbutt> <winnerbowzer> Thanks!!! RT @douglbutt @winnerbowzer on twitter, most of the time you are not a very nice person. | |
| mefi.2011:16:01 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Come in and collect $19,090.90 in cold, hard, badass cash winnings! | |
| mefi.2011:16:01 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop "Stop traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, | |
| mefi.2011:16:02 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Third Reason. Questions asked. First Objection; how answered. Next Objection; how answered. Next Objection; how answered. Last Reason, 63 | |
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| mefi.2011:09:29 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> NEW FLORIDA POLL: Gingrich 41, Romney 17, Cain 13, Perry 7 http://t.co/7LrFh8ZS | |
| mefi.2011:14:13 <+douglbutt> <codemastermm> Free copy of #Skyrim if you work at Best Buy, GameStop, Target, or Walmart - http://t.co/UGPXobj0 (yes, really) | |
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| mefi.2011:13:09 <+douglbutt> <farley101> Anyone needing #Winterfest tickets can contact me, I have extras. | |
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| mefi.2011:17:16 <+douglbutt> <Fake_Dispatch> BREAKING: When some one tells you that you can't have Christmas without Christ, remind them you can't have Thursday without Thor. | |
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| mefi.2011:07:09 <+douglbutt> <Glinner> Remember the "you wouldn't steal a car" ads? Well, oh, my goodness. Get ready to laugh yourself sick http://t.co/bZK2DX7e | |
| mefi.2011:07:23 <+douglbutt> <RealTimeWWII> Conflicting reports coming from Arctic port of Petsamo, far north Finland; Soviets landing troops, but Finns claim to have repulsed them | |
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| mefi.2011:15:52 <+douglbutt> <cmdrtaco> Resume attached. If you are hiring, or know of something appropriate for my skills and experience, please let me know. | |
| mefi.2011:22:24 <+douglbutt> <6500xf> bf playing skyrim, i say "you could cut a cake with that helmet". | |
| mefi.2011:23:28 <+douglbutt> <JhonenV> Maybe I overreacted, but I'm sorry, if you put peppers on my sandwich when said NO peppers, of course I'm gonna punch the old lady behind me | |
| mefi.2011:09:55 <+douglbutt> <IAmNorthKorea> DPRK Advent Calendar, 3rd December. A YULETIDE SCENE: http://t.co/hiCeS6qV | |
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| mefi.2011:17:43 <+douglbutt> <mca> @jonasnuts ok combinado, dou noticias :) | |
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| mefi.2011:19:36 <+douglbutt> <Amyloukingery> Putin criticized or slammed the U.S. for having overstepped its boundary line in the political, economic, security and other spheres | |
| mefi.2011:19:36 <+douglbutt> <Gabby_Hoffman> It is scary to think that these #OWS morons are trying to carry out an Americanesque Bolshevik Revolution. Sad, but scary. Undermine them. | |
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| mefi.2011:22:25 <+douglbutt> <shortformblog> Fun fact, via @JamesUrbaniak — the photo on #TheCainSolutions features a Canadian farmer: http://t.co/dqsQMMc3 | |
| mefi.2011:23:24 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> Herman Cain's pickup line: "There's nothing harder than being a black conservative. Here, let me show you" | |
| mefi.2011:23:37 <+douglbutt> <xeni> I have breast cancer. I am in good hands. There is a long road ahead and it leads to happiness and a cancer-free, long, healthy life. | |
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| mefi.2011:10:38 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Whatever your motivation for writing a cookbook, the bottom line is writing a cookbook | |
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| mefi.2011:14:35 < douglbutt> <zachbraff> You people that say "cool beans", what can the rest of us do to get you to stop? | |
| mefi.2011:15:23 < douglbutt> <metro_man> I stared at one dude, and he had his phone to his ear. He shrugged like "are you gonna roll the window down?" lol | |
| mefi.2011:23:10 < douglbutt> <degusta> Number of apps pre-installed on smartphones - iPhone: 24, Nexus S: 72, Evo 4G: 160, Droid X: 161. | |
| mefi.2011:09:30 <+douglbutt> <iscoff> Let's have a discussion about evolution. Quick, everyone not know anything and yell a lot | |
| mefi.2011:11:03 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Speaking to Glenn Beck today, Gingrich admits he still supports an individual mandate http://t.co/tVEMjgNE | |
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| mefi.2011:18:23 <+douglbutt> <inky> Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Horse replies, "New alternative to AdSense on the" | |
| mefi.2011:20:36 <+douglbutt> <joexiii007> Dear #OWS, #MeFi is your friend, but please stop occupying the front page. That's not Wall Street. Nor is it a center of commerce. Thanks! | |
| mefi.2011:22:06 <+douglbutt> <AaronCStyle> @edkohler @esch Weed ain't no fuccing drug. Its a plant. It grows that way. Drugs you gotta do shit to... ya know. You drink, whaz the diff | |
| mefi.2011:23:46 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Believe me or not, if half of the secrets should not have gone to graves, we human beings would have acquired all the qualities of supper | |
| mefi.2011:10:15 <+douglbutt> <brianbeutler> Gross RT @daveweigel: Media aide walks into press room, noting that Santorum is available. No one gets up. | |
| mefi.2011:10:32 <+douglbutt> <TheFix> "As president, I'll end Obama's war on religion." -- Rick Perry in new TV ad. http://t.co/t9uKRrJ2 | |
| mefi.2011:12:27 <+douglbutt> <coxn> "Experimental Science Jazz" playlist of 1 on repeat, with help from @brownpau, @DrDeke, and @douglbutt: http://t.co/LoLJHTQV #noise #science | |
| mefi.2011:13:11 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Do You Have A Passion For RC Cars? Does The Very Thought Of Using Them Excites The Tiniest Of Cells In Your Body? Go On, Take The | |
| mefi.2011:14:10 <+douglbutt> <TheFix> Elian Gonzalez is 18 years old. Which means I am really, really, old. http://t.co/3LbAT8YQ | |
| mefi.2011:14:11 <+douglbutt> <SenJohnMcCain> To clear up any confusion, I haven't made a decision on whether to endorse in the primary. | |
| mefi.2011:16:34 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> Economist/YouGov national poll: Newt 31, Mitt 15, Ron 11, Rick P. 9, Rick S. 7, Jon 6, Michele 5. | |
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| mefi.2011:19:04 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Neat freak silicon-based aliens attempt to clean all organics off of the Enterprise. Barclay builds his own Geordi visor, is blinded by it. | |
| mefi.2011:21:49 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 6:36:44 since last time) | |
| mefi.2011:11:48 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> Obama now: "Ask Osama Bin Laden... or whoever's left out there, if I engage in appeasement" http://t.co/Q5eVHFHG | |
| mefi.2011:14:22 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> HERES A HOT NEW TRACK I CALL ALOUETTE, ITS ABOUT SYSTEMATICALY REMOVING PIECES OF A BIRD | |
| mefi.2011:14:26 <+douglbutt> <kb> They cannot possibly be oblivious to what this looks like, can they? http://t.co/8lmrOLEv | |
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| mefi.2011:17:05 <+douglbutt> <postmetrogirl> #wmata - Shooting near Anacostia Metro station, police say - http://t.co/1ONd0ifQ | |
| mefi.2011:19:13 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> Realism in Skyrim: when you move from one house to a new one, just like in real life, it takes forever, is boring as hell, and utterly sucks | |
| mefi.2011:20:06 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Need a distraction today? Not only does 12+1=11+2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two" | |
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| mefi.2011:14:30 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Did you hear there's a libertarian version of Kickstarter? Same idea, but when you get the money, you don't admit anyone helped you. | |
| mefi.2011:14:42 <+douglbutt> <DamienFahey> "Holy infant, so tender and mild." Boy, the baby Jesus sure sounded delicious! | |
| mefi.2011:17:12 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Now, You Too Can Kiss Hair | |
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| mefi.2011:19:56 <+douglbutt> <machallboyd> "Hey CSS, could you make a box with two other boxes inside it?" I ask. "Oh, like this?" says CSS, and leaps off a 10th floor balcony. | |
| mefi.2011:23:16 <+douglbutt> <alexording> "Red eye reduction worked on the kids, but it made the dog's eyes bright green. So I Photoshopped Anna's eyes onto the dog." #overheard | |
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| mefi.2011:11:01 <+douglbutt> <Tony_Leo> "In Washington, D.C., you're four times more likely to have somebody drive into you on purpose than anywhere else on the planet." - Via NPR | |
| mefi.2011:11:01 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> If You Are Just For The First Time Gazing Up At The Stars With Your Naked Eyes, This Guide Will Help Put | |
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| mefi.2011:13:57 <+douglbutt> <nbcwashington> Skeleton Santa put back up on the cross in Leesburg, and then decapitated Saturday http://t.co/h7jtS1MR | |
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| mefi.2011:16:10 <+douglbutt> <lizzwinstead> If Plan B was made of Corn syrup, we wouldn't be having this convo. | |
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| mefi.2011:21:01 <+douglbutt> <ABigBagOfKeys> are you SICK and TIRED of every candidate acting exactly the same? maybe you should try Ron Paul, who's exactly the same but also OLD | |
| mefi.2011:21:07 <+douglbutt> <ABigBagOfKeys> have you very thought "man, I'm sick of all these poor people being alive?" then #RonPaul is for you! #RonPaul2012 | |
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| mefi.2011:14:45 <+douglbutt> <Taniel> Woa, Gingrich's Iowa lead disappears, per @PPPpolls: He's now up 22-21 on Ron Paul, with Romney at 16%, Bachmann at 11% (-2%). | |
| mefi.2011:14:54 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> @zrgchristie cram it heathen, you're destroying our beloved country with your vile heathentalk | |
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| mefi.2011:23:54 <+douglbutt> <wired> So @louisck decided to sell his latest stand-up special DIY-style, downloadable at $5 a pop. He made 500k in 3 days. http://t.co/3CpFYiWf | |
| mefi.2011:11:08 <+douglbutt> <prembus> House resolves to stop hitting itself, blocked by stronger senate members. | |
| mefi.2011:13:12 <+douglbutt> <IntrepidMuseum> SNEAK PEEK! Shuttle Enterprise will be displayed on the Flight Deck beginning Summer '12, here's how: http://t.co/TTL9icCP | |
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| mefi.2011:17:08 <+douglbutt> <JennyJohnsonHi5> Sorry, but your kids don't look adorable when they loose their teeth, they look like tiny homeless people. | |
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| mefi.2011:11:11 <+douglbutt> <TheTweetOfGod> "Giant Plumes of Methane Bubbling to Surface of Arctic Ocean." Nice job, mankind. You made the earth fart from its head. | |
| mefi.2011:11:51 <+douglbutt> <postlocal> Undercover officers have repeatedly snuck simulated bombs into high-profile D.C. government buildings, memo reveals http://t.co/QqMiEMlb | |
| mefi.2011:13:04 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Power outage in its office park partially shuts down Ron Paul IA HQ. spox working with candlelight, like the founders | |
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| mefi.2011:16:53 <+douglbutt> <SrWHOfficial> If the power for POTUS to kill Americans is codified into law, we swear to just use it against jerks. | |
| mefi.2011:22:07 <+douglbutt> <blakehounshell> Paul: "What did we do with Libya? We talked them out of their nuclear weapon, and then we killed him." #iowadebate | |
| mefi.2011:22:10 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> Romney: "As a drone, I am offended by Iran's actions." #iowadebate | |
| mefi.2011:22:48 <+douglbutt> <KDX125> Siri, who's winning this debate? | |
| mefi.2011:23:37 <+douglbutt> <jdcrowley> People hate on Hitler but wasn't he the guy who killed Hitler? I mean, that's gotta count for a lot. | |
| mefi.2011:23:46 <+douglbutt> <SteveKingIA> Judging from the many responses of my critics, they've never heard of multitasking and need to, in the words of Cain, get a sense of humor. | |
| mefi.2011:23:51 <+douglbutt> <VanityFair> Christopher Hitchens, 1949 — 2011 | |
| mefi.2011:10:40 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Huge storm battering France. 60mph gust in Paris, 131mph gust at 4,800 ft summit in C France. http://t.co/dNDr9PBt | |
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| mefi.2011:16:09 <+douglbutt> <PressSec> And yes Mr. Vice President, you're right... | |
| mefi.2011:16:24 <+douglbutt> <gigaom> It worked! SOPA looked certain to pass, but committee quit without voting. On to the Senate: http://t.co/1ULTizQK via @demandprogress | |
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| mefi.2011:16:31 <+douglbutt> <geneweingarten> And in a related development, Whoopi farts on The View. http://t.co/MWJgVjdh | |
| mefi.2011:17:05 <+douglbutt> <jaketapper> quick, tweeps, what's something one crushes? need it for script. "dreams will be crushed like..." | |
| mefi.2011:18:15 <+douglbutt> <peta> Obesity, high blood pressure & heart disease? Find out what ur doctor never told U about eating meat & spread the word: http://t.co/80rfi0j7 | |
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| mefi.2011:21:40 <+douglbutt> <sidyadav> SF-Santa Clara Caltrain: 3 MacBook Pros w/ Textmate open, directly behind each other. #ilovethisplace | |
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| mefi.2011:17:57 <+douglbutt> <evanzan> Wow, I totally forgot Val Kilmer was in Star Wars. http://t.co/aKgRWSk1 | |
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| mefi.2011:22:42 <+douglbutt> <GreenJ> Not sure i agreed with Kim Jong on iraq, but i liked his take on agrarian reform. | |
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| mefi.2011:17:50 <+douglbutt> <cdixon> "Desingineer" -> mythical person startups are looking for who can do UI, UX and also excellent front- and back-end coding. | |
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| mefi.2011:20:20 <+douglbutt> <badbanana> "I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job." - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge. | |
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| mefi.2011:12:52 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> I m not a sommelier. I m not a wine snob. Heck, I don t even work | |
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| mefi.2011:21:09 <+douglbutt> <RepJackKimble> During Hannuka, Jews exchange presents and eat Chinese food. | |
| mefi.2011:21:38 <+douglbutt> <GameJournos> Duke Nukem Forever is $5 on Steam right now. At that price, I can really see myself continuing not to buy it under any circumstances. | |
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| mefi.2011:22:46 <+douglbutt> <relevantorgans> Proud of Kim Jong-un. Young, but already perfected his "I'll have your balls in a vise" look. Took us years. http://t.co/xAwhqLD5 | |
| mefi.2011:01:08 <+douglbutt> <pareene> The Hobbit published a lotta really racist shit about elves in his newsletters, fyi | |
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| mefi.2011:13:51 <+douglbutt> <sumnums> 6,202 to 1: Ratio of the real$ increase in after-tax income, Top 1% to Bottom 50%, 1986-2007 http://t.co/iSUXuG4b http://t.co/Cc8TetYc | |
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| mefi.2011:18:11 <+douglbutt> <SexCigarsBooze> Sorry Kids, but I’ve got some bad news… http://t.co/VrbsduTT | |
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| mefi.2011:18:21 <+douglbutt> <SecondLie> More people have Linden Homes than people in Detroit, despite the median home price in Detroit being cheaper than SL. | |
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| mefi.2011:22:22 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> USGS reports on NZ quakes: 5.8 at 1.58pm, 5.3 at 2.06pm, 5.8 at 3.18pm. #eqnz http://t.co/FUv3ZhaS | |
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| mefi.2011:10:02 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> The term "sludge machines" in paragraph 441, tariff act of 1913, should be limited to machines used for drying sludge | |
| mefi.2011:10:41 <+douglbutt> <jason_tate> If you watch Godzilla backwards, a nice dinosaur passionately puts a city back together and moonwalks into the ocean. | |
| mefi.2011:21:56 <+douglbutt> <textfiles> "Polis pointed out that SOPA...already excluded certain operators such as http://t.co/tqJdsNDC, from being subject to shutdowns under SOPA." | |
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| mefi.2011:14:28 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> I mean, w/e i want a solid 0.0 on the device is fucking december 12th. | |
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| mefi.2011:21:01 <+douglbutt> <JGamblin> In those days Caesar Augustus decreed that all must return to the town of their birth, that they may provide tech support for their families | |
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| mefi.2011:12:04 <+douglbutt> <BarackObama> "Michelle, Malia, Sasha, and I—and of course Bo—want to wish you all a merry Christmas and happy holidays." http://t.co/9QlX9BZ0 | |
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| mefi.2011:16:37 <+douglbutt> <vee> @fit2fat2fit I'm a big fan! are you planning on sharing your meals the day prior, for your journey back to fitness? | |
| mefi.2011:22:27 <+douglbutt> <aidg> Stratfor Global has us worried. Pls don't donate to AIDG with stolen credit cards, we get hit $35 per fraudulent transaction! #anonymous RT | |
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| mefi.2011:10:57 <+douglbutt> <mattnicolae> When I'm at the dentist, I like to constantly lick the cleaner's hand when it's in my mouth. That way, it's weird for both of us. | |
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| mefi.2011:04:06 <+douglbutt> <GEICO> @JD_2020 Great savings, outstanding service, and a proven 75-year track record. And we will never wwebsite as on the Internet. | |
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| mefi.2011:15:23 <+douglbutt> <sumnums> 2.2 million: Number of vacant hotel rooms in the US during an average night, 2009 http://t.co/iz3hSSPL | |
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| mefi.2011:17:58 <+douglbutt> <NPRFood> What The World Eats For A Better, Luckier 2012 http://t.co/tzCDcq8S | |
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| mefi.2011:02:35 <+douglbutt> <REALVOLDEMORT69> #THINGSMYCHILDHOODCONSISTEDOF CUTTING MY NOSE OFF, AND BEING A BAD WIZARD, OR WHATEVER. YOU KNOW. SOME HARRY POTTER BULLSHIT. JUST RT THIS. | |
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| mefi.2011:12:13 <+douglbutt> <JayJustSaid> @tinlizzy Santorum is spurting ahead, but other polls show Santorum all over the place, but Santorum is almost always on top of Bachmann #9 | |
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| mefi.2011:15:43 <+douglbutt> <_JustinWhite_> Okay everyone, the 35 minute limit allowing facebook/twitter posts after the earthquake happened has now ended, thanks. | |
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| mefi.2011:20:35 <+douglbutt> <ProfBrianCox> @pnburton @giagia Nah, not yet | |
| mefi.2011:20:35 <+douglbutt> <ProfBrianCox> And by the way - if you think the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012, you ARE a nobber | |
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| mefi.2012:10:42 <+douglbutt> <ChrisWarcraft> Still no flying cars or nanoaugments. I'm getting really tired of you disappointing me every New Year, future. #idemandatrexforapet | |
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| mefi.2012:14:53 <+douglbutt> <CrossingBroad> Reid is back. I hate myself, the Eagles, and Lurie. | |
| mefi.2012:14:58 <+douglbutt> <DoucheBWilson> Biggest joke I've ever heard, you ask?? Andy Reid will be back as the head coach of the Eagles in 2012. | |
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| mefi.2012:20:29 <+douglbutt> <hollybdc> MEXICO CITY, Jan 3, 2012 (AFP) - Mexico's Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election (via @oknox) | |
| mefi.2012:21:30 <+douglbutt> <RupertMurdochPR> First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they try to brand you a racist, then you win Iowa. #RonPaulWinsIowa #US2012 | |
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| mefi.2012:11:56 <+douglbutt> <robdelaney> Oh darn, Michele Bachmann won't have access to NUCLEAR WEAPONS. | |
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| mefi.2012:12:43 <+douglbutt> <RonPaul> @JonHuntsman we found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks. | |
| mefi.2012:14:22 <+douglbutt> <Joelikeshockey> just checked in at The Lowry (@thelowrymn) on Wednesday January 4, 2012 01:03PM | |
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| mefi.2012:01:14 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> @julietsandoval3 Thank you for your interest in Santorum, and creating jobs. We hope we can count on your vote. | |
| mefi.2012:01:23 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> If you're a company interested in influencing my policies, we'd love to talk to you about campaign financing. #santorum #santorum12 | |
| mefi.2012:08:23 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> @brownpau Yes, my first priority as President will be to fix the Foggy Bottom Metro escalator once and for all. #santorum #DC #createjobs | |
| mefi.2012:13:23 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> I did allow my wife to have a partial birth abortion in 1996, but it was the government's fault for making it legal. I promise to end this! | |
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| mefi.2012:15:32 <+douglbutt> <Prokaryote> oh wow, I don't remember what happened on May 7th? | |
| mefi.2012:15:33 <+douglbutt> <virus> @Bitchiest @CaffSec Why hello there, Kelly! | |
| mefi.2012:16:12 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> @JJEmmans @douglbutt Thank you for your support. With your help, #santorum can continue to surge from behind. #santorum2012 | |
| mefi.2012:17:00 <+douglbutt> <familyradiocom> Hsa6:2 #GOD JesusMessiah AfterTwoDaysWillHeReviveUs:InTheThirdDayHeWillRaiseUsUp, AndWeShallLiveInHisSight.Lke18:32-34,24:45-46 #thatfriend | |
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| mefi.2012:10:35 <+douglbutt> <wutheringhugs> even though present-day horse ebooks tweets 'via web' and 'via twitter for iphone', its avatar never changed, and the filename is "1.jpg" | |
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| mefi.2012:13:39 <+douglbutt> <arun> You can see @hannahthiem playing violin, along with a mesmerizing aerial show, at http://t.co/idEP7I6P now #tedxbklyn | |
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| mefi.2012:22:24 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2012:23:20 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> I pledge to ban Viagra, Cialis, and other drugs that cause us to have sex more than God intended. Vote for change! #santorum #santorum2012 | |
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| mefi.2012:18:08 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> "Suddenly, I was excited!" | |
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| mefi.2012:20:34 <+douglbutt> <adamnason> If you are based in/around Philly, I'm recruiting a few folks to take part in a cool li'l project. @ me, DM me or send me an email. Cheers! | |
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| mefi.2012:11:56 <+douglbutt> <AriFleischer> Newt is trying to do to Bain what the Ds did to Haliburton. Ds vilify the private sector all the time, &now Newt joins them | |
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| mefi.2012:18:17 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Are your competitors beating you up, and laughing | |
| mefi.2012:18:17 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Damn DUDE, YOU Really Hate the GURUS | |
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| mefi.2012:09:38 <+douglbutt> <grammer_man> Just lettin you know it's spelled "conversely", not "conversly", @2snm1. | |
| mefi.2012:09:40 <+douglbutt> <Fantonidy> @grammer_man Ok Sir! BUT, I guess you ain't a perfect and complete being! It's part of human life! Its called typographical error man!! | |
| mefi.2012:10:30 <+douglbutt> <ItsHumanity> To clear things up, I am a virgin BY choice because losing your virginity has proven to dull your "gamers edge" so I keep my sword sheathed. | |
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| mefi.2012:12:48 <+douglbutt> <RP_Newsletter> "Black is Beautiful" is permissible, but "White is Beautiful" is "the slogan of bigots." Oh? | |
| mefi.2012:13:27 <+douglbutt> <jmush> Ladies, learn a little bathroom etiquette please. When you're done, put the seat BACK UP | |
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| mefi.2012:20:56 <+douglbutt> <dceiver> Right now -- ROMNEY 36.1%, PAUL 24.4%, EVERYONE ELSE FORMS MECHA-VOLTRON 39.5% | |
| mefi.2012:21:39 < douglbutt> <santorum12> I pledge to ban Viagra, Cialis, and other drugs that cause us to have sex more than God intended. Vote for change! #santorum #santorum2012 | |
| mefi.2012:21:41 < douglbutt> <santorum12> I pledge to ban Viagra, Cialis, and other drugs that cause us to have sex more than God intended. Vote for change! #santorum #santorum2012 | |
| mefi.2012:21:49 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> Santorum will grease the wheels of the economy. It'll be rough at first, but if you keep teabagging, you'll begin to feel the trickle down! | |
| mefi.2012:22:03 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> @DamonLindelof I'm glad I can count on your vote. With your help, we can defeat Osama in 2012 | |
| mefi.2012:22:04 <+douglbutt> <PeanutFreeMom> I don't care for sports, but the best Sangria is at the EMC Club in Fenway Park. Thank God there's a hockey game or something. | |
| mefi.2012:12:01 <+douglbutt> <uptownmaker> @Jwarchol True, true. BUT it's useful information for when it serves up a Greek or Cyrillic character, which happens fairly often. | |
| mefi.2012:12:33 <+douglbutt> <gedeon> Ladies and gentlemen, Apple just upstaged all of CES. | |
| mefi.2012:12:42 <+douglbutt> <pod> not alot, just wish i cud sleep x | |
| mefi.2012:13:06 <+douglbutt> <tromney> Nothing left to do, so heading to mission impossible and muppets w the family. http://t.co/tDhQXaIn | |
| mefi.2012:16:18 <+douglbutt> <me_irl> that's an actual event from my life, that happened. i trolled my way into an NPR interview by saying that i had a Death Twit Device. | |
| mefi.2012:17:39 <+douglbutt> <daudig> I snuck on to the bus in San Francisco, or why gov't should stop paying for mass transit. #FutureOKeefeStings | |
| mefi.2012:20:14 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Cardassian spies mistakenly destroy an entire deck, killing many, stranding the Enterprise in a black hole's path. Troi loves milkshakes! | |
| mefi.2012:22:52 <+douglbutt> <brendlewhat> Yeah, my name is Cunt. Just one of those things when a word means two things. Doesn't upset me. That's not the Cunt way. | |
| mefi.2012:22:53 <+douglbutt> <brendlewhat> Hi, my name is Dick. Yes, just like the sexual organ. Let's both compartmentalize that fact for now and simulate polite interaction. | |
| mefi.2012:00:12 <+douglbutt> <SkyrimMom> On fast travel: "I had to warp -- that's probably not the term in this game is it? -- anyway, I just warped over to River-town." | |
| mefi.2012:00:26 <+douglbutt> <SwtorMom> Can't wait til my daughter and I can play our "Sith"ters Friday night. She's a sorcerer, I'm a warrior. We both play for Light Side points. | |
| mefi.2012:10:11 <+douglbutt> <brendlewhat> why no, i've never heard of socratic irony. or socrates. or irony. | |
| mefi.2012:11:43 <+douglbutt> <AndrewBreitbart> You're the liar, @Streetiebird. LIE 1: Had nothing to do w it. LIE 2: @JAmesOkeefeIII team didn't cast 1 vote. Lotta lies in 140 chars! | |
| mefi.2012:15:53 <+douglbutt> <alex_norcliffe> Called @Nokia support. After menu, robot voice goes "I forgot to mention, we love feedback" Here's some: robot voices "forgetting" is weird | |
| mefi.2012:23:06 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 5:21:37 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:00:16 <+douglbutt> <hautedish> @douglbutt Not sure what you mean exactly, but the cans are sealed before nearly all the "cooking" is done. | |
| mefi.2012:00:22 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> upward, behind the onstreaming it mooned | |
| mefi.2012:09:30 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> if kids are so easily influenced by video games, how come you dont see millions of teens purchasing farm land and growing crops on it? | |
| mefi.2012:10:15 <+douglbutt> <MichelleObama> There are some big iCarly fans in our household, so we're all pretty excited about today's event with military families and the cast. –mo | |
| mefi.2012:12:22 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:50:28 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:18 <+douglbutt> <prwerdel> So, according to the LA Times, Rick Perry tried to call on a mannequin at a Q&A session today. http://t.co/jM32K1hf | |
| mefi.2012:15:00 <+douglbutt> <drobo> Drobo has a Killer Deal for today, Friday the 13th. Get 50% off a Drobo, only $199! Use Promo Code FRIDAY13. | |
| mefi.2012:16:35 <+douglbutt> <MexicanMitt> CRAZY IN THE HEAD, CRAZY IN THE BED, Ajuua! RT @joseiswriting: #FF @MexicanMitt, how do you define American? @DefineAmerican | |
| mefi.2012:21:23 <+douglbutt> <brainpicker> Mapstalgia – video game maps drawn from memory, pretty damn cool http://t.co/MgHWwdqI | |
| mefi.2012:23:04 <+douglbutt> <fart_robot> RT @douglbutt hurf durf, hurf durf fart butter. FART ROBOT APPROVES. | |
| mefi.2012:10:34 <+douglbutt> <mikeycruiseblog> 9:35 AM UPDATE: COSTA CONCORDIA: DIVERS EXPECTED TO ENTER SHIP, TOTAL SINKING VERY POSSIBLE: http://t.co/dkFjWkmI #cruise #news | |
| mefi.2012:10:38 <+douglbutt> <costacruises> Costa expresses deep appreciation to Coast Guard, Carabinieri, Guardia di Finanza, Polizia di Stato, Marina Militare and citizens of Giglio | |
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| mefi.2012:16:01 <+douglbutt> <DiGiornoPizza> @syntheticsocks We are so sorry Miles, please call our customer service hotline at 800-708-5580. We have reps. that can help! | |
| mefi.2012:16:22 <+douglbutt> <wtfanime> Greetings, wtf-anime.com is currently under construction. More info soon! | |
| mefi.2012:16:34 <+douglbutt> <EllenD> @neena_ It's nearly like FaceBook but more of a microblog, I think. | |
| mefi.2012:17:14 <+douglbutt> <BarackObama> The White House on #SOPA: protect intellectual property, but don't threaten an open internet. http://t.co/qKSVcapS | |
| mefi.2012:18:12 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> So Obama has thrown in his lot withSilicon Valley paymasters who threaten all software creators with piracy, plain thievery. - | |
| mefi.2012:18:12 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Piracy leader is Google who streams movies free, sells advts around them. No wonder pouring millions into lobbying. | |
| mefi.2012:18:28 <+douglbutt> <RobbieBrown07> Romney just handed a wad of dollar bills to a woman at an event in Sumter, S.C., who said she's homeless and jobless. | |
| mefi.2012:22:40 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> hurf durf, hurf durf fart butter | |
| mefi.2012:22:21 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> If gay marriage passes, we'll immediately have to marry dogs - but if Romney wins, HE'll marry every woman in America. #mormoncult #santorum | |
| mefi.2012:23:27 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> We show you how to rip out an attacker s eyes, making them defenseless and useless crybabies | |
| mefi.2012:10:43 <+douglbutt> <Jon2012girls> Many flames burn out in politics, our Dad's has just been ignited. What an incredible journey for our family. Thanks for all the support! | |
| mefi.2012:15:35 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 17:53:04 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:15:58 <+douglbutt> <text_quest> Monkey Grip is one of my favorite fighter-feats, but my absolute favorite masturbation technique. | |
| mefi.2012:16:41 <+douglbutt> <RedScareBot> No soup for you RT @douglbutt Martin Luther King was a proto-communist philandering butthome, and that's a fact. #mlkday #ronpaul #tbot | |
| mefi.2012:11:45 <+douglbutt> <Bronys4RonPaul> @douglbutt The civil rights act of 1964, title VII also does not offer equal rights to known communists seeking employment. | |
| mefi.2012:13:07 <+douglbutt> <text_quest> "First rule of teaching, don't molest the students." *student teacher frantically crosses out page after page of notes* | |
| mefi.2012:13:08 <+douglbutt> <extranapkins> Just finished the first season in Maddow 2012, racked up some insane quip combos. Can't wait to unlock all the outfits | |
| mefi.2012:16:28 <+douglbutt> <AGentleBrees> Harvard Law: Final Exam. 5) Have you ever thought about how fucked it is that fish can just like, breathe water? Like for real what the chri | |
| mefi.2012:18:12 <+douglbutt> <MMFlint> Newt, here is your next mission: Tell Santorum, "It's love that matters, whether it's with a man or a woman." Then walk over & kiss him. | |
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| mefi.2012:09:15 <+douglbutt> <master12blast> Wikipedia is going dark tomorrow...there goes my research paper, history homework, a time waster all at once, thanks Obamacare | |
| mefi.2012:09:23 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: How did a country whose adults use words like poo, willy, and fanny ever rule the fucking world? | |
| mefi.2012:11:13 <+douglbutt> <sarawinge> Hmmm, Facebook hasn't done anything public about SOPA/PIPA. Oh right, they're not part of the Internet. | |
| mefi.2012:11:20 <+douglbutt> <andilinks> I saw it three years ago, American people have been snoozing, I fear they won't wake up and freedom is doomed. @olretiree #tcot | |
| mefi.2012:11:20 <+douglbutt> <andilinks> It has dawned suddenly on most people. We never took these idiots seriously, and we won't until they start killing people. @olretiree | |
| mefi.2012:11:45 <+douglbutt> <sumnums> -79.6%: Change in revenue per passenger-mile (constant$s) by scheduled airlines, US, 1940-2000 http://t.co/PHOn29Sk | |
| mefi.2012:11:51 <+douglbutt> <bendimiero> On Morning Joe, MPAA head Dodd likened SOPA opponents to "young children" that "scream and hold their breath" | |
| mefi.2012:12:16 <+douglbutt> <arensb> Rick Santorum invented anal sex, hence the eponym. #DayWithoutWikipedia | |
| mefi.2012:12:33 <+douglbutt> <harpers> Minimum number of edits to Wikipedia, from Summer '04 to Fall '07,that can be traced to the CIA: 310 (Dec '07) #HarpersIndex | |
| mefi.2012:13:58 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Just been to google search for mission impossible. Wow, several sites offering free links. I rest my case. | |
| mefi.2012:14:24 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Don't care about people not buying movies, programs or newspapers, just stealing them. | |
| mefi.2012:14:25 <+douglbutt> <robUx4> Wikipedia is closed because the web is censored in China, Iran, Syria, North Korea, etc ? | |
| mefi.2012:15:34 <+douglbutt> <li7saK> OMG, WHAT ARE THE DOING. HOW DARE THE BLOCK WIKIPEDIA. | |
| mefi.2012:15:49 <+douglbutt> <giovanni> Make Money on YouTube, Film, TV and more with CD Baby Sync Licensing: CD Baby Launches new sync licensing servi... http://t.co/cPHUkcgw | |
| mefi.2012:15:51 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> FRIED ZUCCHINI OR NEW POTATOES This is rich, but what a treat! | |
| mefi.2012:15:57 <+douglbutt> <frizz> "Piracy is totally taking jobs away from the United States." -Hollywood producer, on set in Vancouver. | |
| mefi.2012:16:38 <+douglbutt> <fenriq> Under SOPA you could get five years in prison for uploading one Michael Jackson song, 1 more than the doctor who KILLED him! #ridiculous | |
| mefi.2012:20:38 <+douglbutt> <pipa> @deh_capella @bia_francisco mãe num tira férias, já si conformei. pra compensar, tou aceitando minha remuneração em nutella mermo ;) | |
| mefi.2012:20:38 <+douglbutt> <Quickster> :) Thank you to all my followers...don't know what is happening, but clearly something I'm in the dark about. I shouldn't be so reckless. | |
| mefi.2012:20:52 <+douglbutt> <NotDannyMartin> If Wikipedia was gone forever, millions of people would die | |
| mefi.2012:20:53 <+douglbutt> <Jack_Wood1> FUCK OFF YOU WANK PIECE OF SHIT WIKIPEDIA, I NEED TO LOOK SHIT UP STOP BEING A CUNT! | |
| mefi.2012:22:59 <+douglbutt> <IMAX> 2011 IMAX releases: Born to be Wild 3D, @HarryPotterFilm, and @GhostProtocol all made @RottenTomatoes best of yr lists! http://t.co/pSVb631d | |
| mefi.2012:11:34 <+douglbutt> <BenjySarlin> If we allow gay marriage, next thing you know politicians will be able to make polyamorous arrangements with their spouse | |
| mefi.2012:11:34 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: More business gets done in St. Moritz, Courchevel, and Verbier than in fucking Davos. | |
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| mefi.2012:15:33 <+douglbutt> <IBM> IBM's Sam Palmisano, "I just want to leave the company better than I found it" http://t.co/SSwR5M3g | |
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| mefi.2012:16:05 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Champion skier Sarah Burke dies from injuries sustained in superpipe accident - @ktvx, @AP http://t.co/4vTai1nf | |
| mefi.2012:16:55 <+douglbutt> <HunterDK> Jeez, Herman Cain. That's gonna be a lot of birth certificates to go through. | |
| mefi.2012:21:22 <+douglbutt> <anamariecox> Perry is answering the "if you could do one thing over" question in the mirror, holding a bottle of Jim Beam and playing Merle Haggard. | |
| mefi.2012:21:36 <+douglbutt> <dongbutt> @tabilover_ EH SORRY I FORGOT REPLY YOU D: HAHAHAHHAHA i hope he does! :/ i'm planning different ways to make him notice me, lol | |
| mefi.2012:21:51 <+douglbutt> <santorum> There are people who were gay, and lived the gay lifestyle, and aren't anymore - Rick #Santorum #praythegayaway | |
| mefi.2012:21:51 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> The debates were good. If you don't vote for me, at least vote to stop the Obama/Paul Cabal. #santorum #gingrich #romney #southcarolina | |
| mefi.2012:21:54 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: If I got fired, I'd take a couple years off and sit on my ass. #2: Nelson Mandela didn't do shit for like 25 years. | |
| mefi.2012:22:56 <+douglbutt> <Rasiej> Top #SOPA #PIPA leader, Dodd effectively throwing in the towel, asks for summit between copyright and tech industry http://t.co/MYFHOTiO | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <jonathancoulton> Any other musicians out there notice that ever since they shut down MegaUpload, the money has just been POURING in? | |
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| mefi.2012:11:21 <+douglbutt> <AdamWeinstein> The front page of http://t.co/djYe8ISh shouts, "Conservatives UNITE Moneybomb." Or, you know, CUM. #NotKidding | |
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| mefi.2012:14:58 <+douglbutt> <jimmyfallon> The Baltimore Ravens will take on the Patriots. When asked if they were excited for the game - quoth the Ravens, “Never more.” #FallonMono | |
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| mefi.2012:15:38 <+douglbutt> <NASA_Orion> Come out and see the Orion crew module in Kingfisher, Oklahoma on Highway 81 by the United Supermarket and Dollar General through tonight! | |
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| mefi.2012:12:03 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> No excuses for phone hacking. No argument. No excuses either for copyright stealing, but plenty of ignorant argument! | |
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| mefi.2012:13:33 <+douglbutt> <ChuckGrassley> Dear Iowans, vote against ACTA, SOPA, and PIPA, because this man, Chuck Grassley, wants YOUR internet censored and all of that BS. | |
| mefi.2012:13:33 <+douglbutt> <ChuckGrassley> And yes, I am an Anonymous follower. | |
| mefi.2012:15:34 <+douglbutt> <Bronys4RonPaul> Anonymous Takes Out http://t.co/s4NLlcEW, Universal Music http://t.co/CZxHYruu to take down Twitter, Facebook in 72 hrs #OpGlobalBlackout | |
| mefi.2012:20:47 <+douglbutt> <HEI> $HEI real time quote, 3:59PM EST: 56.17 -0.91 (-1.59%). | |
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| mefi.2012:10:57 <+douglbutt> <HEI> $HEI real time quote, 10:01AM EST: 54.93 -1.27 (-2.26%). | |
| mefi.2012:12:23 <+douglbutt> <cqurtneyqzisbre> You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it | |
| mefi.2012:14:21 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Lactose is the natural sugar found in milk. Sucrose is the common sugar we put in or on our food. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. | |
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| mefi.2012:17:04 <+douglbutt> <djshadow> Yesterday: drive is dead, files lost. This morning: after repeated tries, drive miraculously works again, files saved. Happiness restored. | |
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| mefi.2012:22:54 <+douglbutt> <marklotto> As head of Bush's OMB, Daniels took us from a $236 billion budget surplus to a $400 billion deficit. Fiscal conservatism! | |
| mefi.2012:23:01 <+douglbutt> <Bronys4RonPaul> @TheOneNoOneSees I seriously doubt that, but whatever makes you feel good. You'll learn the truth someday. | |
| mefi.2012:23:04 <+douglbutt> <Solly_Forell> #JaredLoughner, @BarackObama, Judge #JohnRoll, #GabrielleGiffords: Research what they have in common. #Obama is the murderer. #tcot #tlot | |
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| mefi.2012:00:32 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> The debates were good. If you don't vote for me, at least vote to stop the Obama/Paul Cabal. #santorum #gingrich #romney #southcarolina | |
| mefi.2012:00:39 <+douglbutt> <santorum12> That Obama can be so oily and lubricious in these dire times, makes me froth. We can still come from behind! #SOTU #FLORIDA | |
| mefi.2012:10:50 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: We're like Ron Jeremy. We work hard, people are disgusted by us, but most guys are jealous of what we've got. | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <Seijitsu_> RT @lowtax: if kids are so easily influenced by video games, how come you dont see millions of teens purchasing farm land and growing cr ... | |
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| mefi.2012:20:58 <+douglbutt> <ozjimbob> Just watched Brian Ritchie from the Violent Femmes become an Australian Citizen, at Bellerive. http://t.co/DSCIs8QI | |
| mefi.2012:00:37 <+douglbutt> <gths> I know it's your birthday, Australia, but do you always have to act like a galoot? | |
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| mefi.2012:15:43 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: Work life balance is such bullshit.... Between work, sleep, and blacking out, I pretty much wrote off my 20s. | |
| mefi.2012:18:47 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: It's amazing that in this day and age people still say dumb shit like, 'have you ever been with a black chick?' #2: Have you? | |
| mefi.2012:20:30 <+douglbutt> <warrenellis> Santorum is getting awfully red-faced and incoherent. God, what if he's about to come? | |
| mefi.2012:20:38 <+douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> Gingrich: "My exact words were, 'Spanish is the language of every ghetto prostitute I've ever hired.'" #cnndebate | |
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| mefi.2012:21:29 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> If you ve lived most of your life in the city, inhaling its smog, listening to its noise, and staring at its concrete jungles, nothing | |
| mefi.2012:10:32 < douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> If the husband were to predecease his wife, she exercised a powerful mortgage | |
| mefi.2012:11:15 < douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: Hey, do you have change for a $20? #2: $20's are change, bro. | |
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| mefi.2012:13:30 < douglbutt> <loudbot> GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES, SOME FISHFOOD, AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE | |
| mefi.2012:13:37 < douglbutt> <brendlewhat> #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile share approximately 1/4 of your fresh kill with her, saving the sweetbreads and choice meats for yourself. | |
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| mefi.2012:17:51 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> Three Vietnamese food carts here and they've all got lines! I look around and it's like, pho queue, pho queue, pho queue... | |
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| mefi.2012:20:30 <+douglbutt> <mattyglesias> Sad to see that the former Britney Spears museum in Kentwood, LA has been renamed the Kentwood Museum. | |
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| mefi.2012:16:13 <+douglbutt> <MerrillNewsHour> Lonely Tea Party Express in Winter Park, Florida...more press than audience#flprimary http://t.co/nmSCNK6O | |
| mefi.2012:21:03 <+douglbutt> <olhnso> Wow to the street vendor serving raspberry smoothies named "Cop Guts from 9/11" at ground zero site, $8.99 is over priced as hell | |
| mefi.2012:22:32 <+douglbutt> <newtgingrich> If you are for paychecks you are with us, and if you are for food stamps you are with Barack Obama. http://t.co/2jAaOIvi #withnewt | |
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| mefi.2012:14:14 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> short hair, slim hips, and a mouth that tastes like peaches. | |
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| mefi.2012:15:06 <+douglbutt> <Mystery_Ebooks> A surprise ending awaits the reader of this story about a small, bigoted, nineteen fifties, football | |
| mefi.2012:15:51 <+douglbutt> <TheOnlyJohnny> Why don't cage-free chicken eggs cost less? I mean, it's not like they're paying for a cage. | |
| mefi.2012:17:38 <+douglbutt> <bug_deal> ABYSS Always Be Young, Shirtless and Screaming | |
| mefi.2012:19:06 <+douglbutt> <CBoyardee> Look, I think you're a great person but I'm at a point in my life where I just want to focus on jacking off on anime statuettes. | |
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| mefi.2012:19:28 <+douglbutt> <Bronys4RonPaul> @SirCiphered Haha. Well, under the constitution, gold and silver is legal tender. With sound money backed by gold, prices of goods go down. | |
| mefi.2012:13:45 <+douglbutt> <dcist_martin> Yes, I just called the D.C. Library to ask if a deer crashed through one of their windows. Yes, I was told. Best call ever. | |
| mefi.2012:13:49 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Preserver wlii I e it \ Beautifies At All Druggists (Sent post- STRONG S ARNICA JELLY Idea) for lunhurn, keeps Ui soft and smooth; nothing | |
| mefi.2012:14:26 <+douglbutt> <DrPeterThraft> Men, wiping a cold tongue through the folds of her labia will leave her screaming for more. | |
| mefi.2012:14:27 <+douglbutt> <DrPeterThraft> Ladies, this is thrilling. If you live in a flat/apartment stick your naked bottom out of the window and show the passers by. Be careful. | |
| mefi.2012:19:51 <+douglbutt> <nutella> @k_indemschloss ho visto gli altri 5, potrei andare? Militesente, automunito, unipro. vidi anche cocteau twins. #orepasti | |
| mefi.2012:19:51 <+douglbutt> <IBEX_NASA> If you are interested in reading more about what I have been working on, there is new information on my website! http://t.co/8H9BwT6T | |
| mefi.2012:20:39 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> Thank you FL! While we celebrate this victory, we must not forget what this election is really about: defeating Barack Obama. #Mitt2012 | |
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| mefi.2012:10:21 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Meanwhile, for the cost of ten or fifteen new cars, American doctors will torture you | |
| mefi.2012:10:24 <+douglbutt> <empresscombs> Good Morning, Afternoon, and Evening. | |
| mefi.2012:11:30 <+douglbutt> <moift> so, so sad. | |
| mefi.2012:11:38 <+douglbutt> <moift> I've been programming in C++ for over a decade, but I've only just noticed that std::vector is a pretty funny typename | |
| mefi.2012:11:44 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> hey guys, why's there's a "black history month" but there's no "stupid fucking whiny racist internet shithead history month"??? #dblstandard | |
| mefi.2012:12:16 <+douglbutt> <annikanikojacob> Not a chipmunk, it's a southern flying squirrel! | |
| mefi.2012:12:28 <+douglbutt> <SPERGERS> Look, I'm not a racist, ok? Alright? Not a racist. No racism here. But why Chinese people all like ching chong ching chong?! Not a racist. | |
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| mefi.2012:14:42 <+douglbutt> <JohnAmato> Romney says he came from privileged, but missionary work taught him poor have good times too. Laughter helps stave off the hunger pains. | |
| mefi.2012:15:25 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Just in: United States seeks to end combat operations in Afghanistan, Defense Secy. Panetta says - Washington Post | |
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| mefi.2012:00:05 <+douglbutt> <u> railing, railing http://t.co/DMhEqbpL | |
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| mefi.2012:03:46 <+douglbutt> <u> railing, railing http://t.co/DMhEqbpL | |
| mefi.2012:10:16 <+douglbutt> <FuckminsterBull> With implementation of the ability to gay marry a werewolf, Skyrim finally settles the long-debated "Can video games be art?" question. | |
| mefi.2012:11:45 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: Between subways, taxis, and doors, the average person indirectly touches 24 penises a a day. #2: So I'd be 8. Not bad. | |
| mefi.2012:12:49 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 20:04:02 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:12:54 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> there should be a separate grocery store checkout line for people writing checks, and it should lead to a pit full of flames and spikes | |
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| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <lizard_wizard77> no daughter of mine leaves the house looking like that!!! this is the future missy, we wear scuba outfits. we live underwater in the future | |
| mefi.2012:14:26 <+douglbutt> <brendanallen> in other news, come to the spencer museum at 5:30 tonight to hear this sniveling wreck of a man read poetry, some of which has SWEARS in it. | |
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| mefi.2012:15:19 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> happy birthday Ayn Rand, you were a visionary in the field of "making people much more annoying" | |
| mefi.2012:15:30 <+douglbutt> <u_mad> ANY DR.S ON TWITTER- baby discolored+writhing around strangely, took to doc, diagnosed as "A Corn Snake And Not A Baby"- 2nd opinion?? | |
| mefi.2012:15:54 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Now, I ve heard some WILD claims that pet stores actually want your Boa to die | |
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| mefi.2012:16:12 <+douglbutt> <thatsnotkosher> Would the member of the jury please stop yelling "CLASSIC STEVE" as we state the array of crimes the defendant, Steve Smith, has committed | |
| mefi.2012:16:13 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> #1: Between subways, taxis, and doors, the average person indirectly touches 24 penises a a day. #2: So I'd be 8. Not bad. | |
| mefi.2012:16:13 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2012:16:13 <+douglbutt> <Raddmom> Good one!“@brady_cremeens: So Donald Trump has been a Democrat, Republican, and moderate. Yep, a perfect fit for Mitt Romney.” | |
| mefi.2012:16:14 <+douglbutt> <u> railing, railing http://t.co/DMhEqbpL | |
| mefi.2012:16:17 <+douglbutt> <2tonbug> No. NOOOO! No son of mine is going to be choosing their own adventure. I've circled the right pages, and I guarantee you'll THANK me later | |
| mefi.2012:16:45 <+douglbutt> <IsThisRacist> @tanehisi when you fit a narrative, your life seems better | |
| mefi.2012:16:49 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> While visiting a brewery planet, Riker is forcibly indoctrinated into a cider cult. Data is completely covered in cats. | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <VNNForum> Proper gander: Right wingers less intelligent than left wingers, claims study http://t.co/ZVuOJEkq | |
| mefi.2012:17:31 <+douglbutt> <Maltag_> @notch hey fucktard, has the thought that paper comes from wood ever occurred to you??? shitass | |
| mefi.2012:17:41 <+douglbutt> <YUCKYBOT> FUN GAME: Take your girlfriend to buy an engagement ring, and as you're about to pay yell "JUST KIDDING!" then mutilate your ballsack. | |
| mefi.2012:19:07 <+douglbutt> <BigARashad> So Pinky has AIDS, Jada Fire retires, Don Cornelius dies. The only way Black History Month can get worse is if they stop selling chicken. | |
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| mefi.2012:09:34 <+douglbutt> <GSElevator> Record 1.2MM People Fall Out Of Labor Force In 1 month, Participation Rate Tumbles To 30YR Low http://t.co/ptg0w2V0 @zerohedge | |
| mefi.2012:10:37 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> While we welcome a decline in unemployment, these numbers can’t hide the fact that the President’s policies have prevented a true recovery. | |
| mefi.2012:10:51 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> While we welcome a decline in unemployment, these numbers can’t hide the fact that the President’s policies have prevented a true recovery. | |
| mefi.2012:10:52 <+douglbutt> <newtgingrich> On Day 1 I'll dismantle 40% of Obama's big-gov't that hurts investment, kills jobs & strangles the economy. Join us! http://t.co/BaqmLTBb | |
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| mefi.2012:17:23 <+douglbutt> <TheAtlanticWire> Sarah Palin elegantly parodied herself, whether she realized it or not http://t.co/dgeK2z3M | |
| mefi.2012:17:23 <+douglbutt> <sympathy_ebooks> when you first play Skyrim you're like, wow this is the coolest game ever. then you play it a bunch and you're like wow this blows. | |
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| mefi.2012:14:53 <+douglbutt> <GayBearFinder> Sometimes I'll send a tweet, notice a typo in it, delete it, re-send it, notice a different typo, unplug computer, change my name and move. | |
| mefi.2012:15:32 <+douglbutt> <TeraEurope> @sjrukstvv @Hurracain No, we won't open the servers today, even if we fix the problems in the next hours. | |
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| mefi.2012:18:59 <+douglbutt> <HumorForMens> i bet those gaylord nfl players jack each other off in the locker room with their smooth, muscular hands and throbbing gay rods. what fags | |
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| mefi.2012:20:46 <+douglbutt> <rafeco> Rush Limbaugh is a friend of Patriots' owner Bob Kraft? OK, now I hate the Patriots. | |
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| mefi.2012:21:55 <+douglbutt> <AdamBez> If you're only losing 10 yards in that situation, why not put 20 guys on the field? | |
| mefi.2012:13:05 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> shut your up, it is too awesome #ronpaul #tlot #alexjones | |
| mefi.2012:13:07 <+douglbutt> <Tuna> great UXbookclub UXperth tonight, thanks for all that attended.. | |
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| mefi.2012:13:54 <+douglbutt> <petershankman> Anyone notice almost every Superbowl ad with a link to their Google+ brand pages? Oh, wait... | |
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| mefi.2012:14:17 <+douglbutt> <me_irl> haha pop music is vapid and commercial bc its about emotions and shit. not like nerdcore, which is about how many nintendos i bought | |
| mefi.2012:14:23 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> my kids were exposed to MIA's middle finger obscenity & now they're using their middle finger all the time (to grip things, etc), disgusting | |
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| mefi.2012:23:19 <+douglbutt> <ppppolls> Minnesota is Santorum 33, Romney 24, Gingrich 22, Paul 20. 35% still say they could change their minds though... | |
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| mefi.2012:10:37 <+douglbutt> <kiphampton> Happy birthday, Charles Dickens; renowned among conservatives for his utopian fiction. | |
| mefi.2012:10:51 <+douglbutt> <YUCKYBOT> "I ain't afraid of no ghosts" is a double negative. You are SO afraid of ghosts. Hey, everyone! Homeboy's afraid of ghosts! | |
| mefi.2012:11:19 <+douglbutt> <Dea> Tener la habilidad, tener las herramientas, pero no tener la motivación para hacer las cosas... no tiene nombre. | |
| mefi.2012:12:15 <+douglbutt> <Bronys4RonPaul> "People, when they're attacked from the outside and made to hurt, become more nationalistic." Ron Paul on Iran http://t.co/v8uSJdcX | |
| mefi.2012:14:40 <+douglbutt> <TimOfLegend> Man, so many tweets. I assume this is all people asking for codes to Happy Action Theater and Rise of the Martian Bear? | |
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| mefi.2012:21:30 <@douglbutt> <samsteinhp> Cain says there are THREE things that will "cause the average person" to be motivated: taxes, jobs, gasoline prices, and religion | |
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| mefi.2012:00:27 <@douglbutt> <abe> This sunday behind the dumpster, I challenge @landlordthecat to a showdown. Fists only. You in? | |
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| mefi.2012:10:00 <@douglbutt> <kcgbooks> ooo girl you so sweet! all i would need is for you to dip a finger in my coffee. hot, wasn't it? now you have anger in your life. yr welcome | |
| mefi.2012:12:05 <@douglbutt> <HorseTech> Not to belabor the Free Hock wrap offer--but, it ends at close of business tomorrow... So, if you do have... http://t.co/7LYNptdC | |
| mefi.2012:12:21 <@douglbutt> <buckleysangel> God, how can I make my server side code less readable and more difficult to maintain? What about that fucked up language Netscape invented? | |
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| mefi.2012:14:44 <@douglbutt> <Cat_Fancy> in the future, cats walk upright on hind legs and feast on human flesh | |
| mefi.2012:16:19 <@douglbutt> <freecialis> Dad keeps calling to tell me I’d have more time to look for a job if I wasn’t Tweeting about the patriarchy all day...ugh, fuckin patriarchy | |
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| mefi.2012:10:19 <@douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> @brendlewhat Yes, It's Me, The Guy Who Puts All The PRISON PLANET Stickers On the 'School Crossing' Signs: A Short Film | |
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| mefi.2012:11:31 <@douglbutt> <thatsnotkosher> Are you bear, God? It's me, Grizzly Man-OH GOD YOU'RE MAULING ME | |
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| mefi.2012:13:31 <@douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> I will restart Superpoop for $28,500. Email me, [email protected] | |
| mefi.2012:14:22 <@douglbutt> <bunnyultramod> I don't know how to tell you this, but hating on hipsters is so 2010. | |
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| mefi.2012:14:40 <@douglbutt> <genegeorge> Seeking financing for a novelty T-shirt: Squid, owl, & whale riding a penny-farthing ALL HAVE MUSTACHES, HATS. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. | |
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| mefi.2012:19:09 <@douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Politically, I'm an anarcho-socialist, which means I want free healthcare, and NO more rules about wearing my shark costume in public, MOM | |
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| mefi.2012:10:45 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> I hope not. You know, deaf people are complaining that he was a lie perpetuated by the pixels and from like 10am-2pm on sats and suns | |
| mefi.2012:11:19 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> I hope not. You know, deaf people are complaining that he was a lie perpetuated by the pixels and from like 10am-2pm on sats and suns | |
| mefi.2012:13:14 < douglbutt> <FarmPD> New battery could lead to cheaper, more efficient solar energy http://t.co/Q6DnQsVt | |
| mefi.2012:14:37 < douglbutt> <USNavy> Ship's sponsor of USS Giffords will be Roxanna Green-mom of Christina-Taylor Green, 9 yr-old killed during the Tucson shooting | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 < douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> Don't worry, our group gay sex at #CPAC will never be discovered, we have a crackproof password http://t.co/KeHis9xS #CPACgays | |
| mefi.2012:15:29 < douglbutt> <BarackObama> RT @ricky_martin: @BarackObama It's such an honor, Mr. President. #PresidentialPlaylist | |
| mefi.2012:16:28 <+douglbutt> <existentialfish> You'll never believe this, but another middle-aged white guy is on Cavuto. | |
| mefi.2012:17:21 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> SELinux, please die in a fire | |
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| mefi.2012:14:56 <+douglbutt> <neckro> Holy shit, it's true! Baltika #9 IS the worst beer ever! | |
| mefi.2012:20:31 <+douglbutt> <marquisofmanga> how many more will the wasps take before their time? R.I.P. Whitney Houston, Jortson Bebber, Skillrex, Maro, Dunky KoЯn, | |
| mefi.2012:20:34 <+douglbutt> <KolMozr> @nytimes @fart Whitney Houston dies in a botched drug deal, stung to death by Mexican wasps. | |
| mefi.2012:20:36 <+douglbutt> <hiphopmop> Don't believe it, I was just playing with a wasps nest today now I realise how lucky I was... R.I.P Whitney Houston | |
| mefi.2012:20:42 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Looking forward to seeing everyone tomorrow at CPAC! Bristol Palin is also in DC, and she & Nancy French have a... http://t.co/P6rYyEtK | |
| mefi.2012:20:54 <+douglbutt> <killhamster> additional reports indicate Whitney Houston tried to snort a line of wasps, was completely out of her mind on coke and wasp venom | |
| mefi.2012:20:56 <+douglbutt> <charmander___> first wasps kill whitney houston, now spiders kill bill cosby???? what is going on today? #RIPWhitney #RIPBill | |
| mefi.2012:20:58 <+douglbutt> <josh2r1d> Why are people socked Whitey Houston is dead, she did drungs like chewing gum, the fact she survived for so long is amazing. #amazingvoice | |
| mefi.2012:21:05 <+douglbutt> <whitneywasp> Looking for my stinger, last seen in #WhitneyHouston, reward for info | |
| mefi.2012:01:54 <+douglbutt> <redherringbear> Whitney Houston did not get stung by wasps. She was sung by WASPs, at karaoke. | |
| mefi.2012:14:39 <+douglbutt> <MatthewCoughlan> How annoying. First time using Steam today, and their servers are down | |
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| mefi.2012:21:22 < douglbutt> <gregerskine> RMEMBER! IF THEY DONT HAVE A CIRCULAR METAL REFLECTIVE DISC ON THER FOREHEAD THEYRE NOT A DOCTOR! THEY MAY BE A "VICEROY", NOT A TRUE DOC | |
| mefi.2012:14:04 <+douglbutt> <joshtpm> Breaking: (TOTAL CAVE) House GOP To Extend Payroll Tax Cut Without Conditions, Offsets #totalcave http://t.co/0bv84yvw via @Sahil_Kapur | |
| mefi.2012:14:19 <+douglbutt> <doug_ellison> All hands email says "we will not be moving forward with the planned 2016 and 2018 ExoMars mission" FU JWST, FU. | |
| mefi.2012:15:59 <+douglbutt> <KING5Seattle> Washington same-sex marriage bill signed into law, opponents promise to fight back: http://t.co/byBHlQon | |
| mefi.2012:17:59 <+douglbutt> <ABigBagOfKeys> you are in the world of Pokemon when a dog appears. you try to catch it but you can't because it's not a Pokemon, just an ordinary dog | |
| mefi.2012:17:59 <+douglbutt> <ABigBagOfKeys> "dog, use tackle!" you say. the dog barks and runs around. he can't understand you. he's just a dog | |
| mefi.2012:18:05 <+douglbutt> <BevisSimpson> Ranch dressing commercial: a handsome virile man shoots a thick load. the camera zooms in on the load, revealing that it is ranch dressing | |
| mefi.2012:21:20 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Romney, Santorum and Gingrich promise to ban pornography http://t.co/qKzJiJ2r | |
| mefi.2012:21:28 <+douglbutt> <tommatzzie> Just got anti-contraception email from the Cardinal. Of 10 emails in the last year, 4 were on this, 6 were about faith, 0 were about poverty | |
| mefi.2012:14:47 <+douglbutt> <BarackObama> Hey, @MichelleObama: Happy Valentine's Day. -bo | |
| mefi.2012:17:26 <+douglbutt> <neckro> Holy shit, it's true! Baltika #9 IS the worst beer ever! | |
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| mefi.2012:18:52 <+douglbutt> <NicolasSarkozy> "Chaque fois qu'il y aura blocage, je ferai trancher le peuple français" | |
| mefi.2012:19:26 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Hi Reddit, Here's A 924-Page Retelling Of Star Wars With Rage Faces That Also Explains Why It's OK To Pee In Pepsi Bottles (10,113 upvotes) | |
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| mefi.2012:08:45 <+douglbutt> <REConfidential> Full-length mirror on the floor. Electric body shaver. Short, dark curly hairs all over the mirror & carpet. I've seen much better staging. | |
| mefi.2012:10:46 <+douglbutt> <petershankman> NYC: Avoid the area around WTC - All trains/traffic suspended. Girder fell 40 stories, crushed a car, chaos ensuing. | |
| mefi.2012:14:56 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Palin says positive economic data is fraudulent, part of massive media conspiracy to reelect Obama http://t.co/W9Lh3u4x | |
| mefi.2012:22:14 <+douglbutt> <ibkt> cool minecraft idea: spend years building the perfect house, then burn it down with you still in it. cool irl idea: same | |
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| mefi.2012:14:40 < douglbutt> <ADAMATOMIC> programming tip: whisper your code to yourself as you type it, in bad german accent. gradually increase volume of typing and whispering | |
| mefi.2012:19:35 <+douglbutt> <zippsbeer> WTF, an imperial-ish brown-esque ale from @lagunitasbruhws is in. http://t.co/XVCxLsVG | |
| mefi.2012:21:11 <+douglbutt> <mlkshk> Aww screw it, we’re http://t.co/qhXyfQg8 now! Pin stuff to your shake! It’s dripping all over the floor! What a mess! We’re ruined! | |
| mefi.2012:23:18 <+douglbutt> <jakeandamir> If you think "Chink in the Armor" was bad, THIS HEADLINE was up on ESPN for 30 seconds right after that. Unreal. http://t.co/eoiMv5k8 | |
| mefi.2012:23:27 <+douglbutt> <reddit> Scared first day on the internet kid http://t.co/pNb3R7pl [AdviceAnimals] 884 points, submitted by GuiltyByAssociation [qkme.me] | |
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| mefi.2012:23:00 <+douglbutt> <aRealLiveGhost> imagine Ron Paul encountering a pineapple for the first time at age 76, stroking it, whispering "who the fresh hell do you think you are" | |
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| mefi.2012:11:50 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> "Y'all jelly? Y'all jelly? Huh?!" I shouted, waving my DORA XPLR knuckle tats in the air at the playground. | |
| mefi.2012:13:33 <+douglbutt> <duck> @tanay @DOOMTREE fuck yeah, saw them do a mini-set in Berkeley and a full show in San Francisco. Totally reminded me of you. | |
| mefi.2012:15:13 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> So, Who the Heck are these Grip Experts | |
| mefi.2012:15:13 <+douglbutt> <ebooks_in_bed> So, Who the Heck are these Grip Experts... IN BED!!! | |
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| mefi.2012:19:40 < douglbutt> <brownpau> Hotdog on platform, #WMATA Orange Line to Vienna. @ Ballston-MU Metro Station http://t.co/j4X83PlL | |
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| mefi.2012:09:24 <+douglbutt> <jfdulac> Know who *won't* be attending today's Natl Museum of African Am History & Culture groundbreaking? Ron Paul, 1 of only 9 nay voters in 2003. | |
| mefi.2012:14:51 <+douglbutt> <brianbeutler> So, who's surprised that defending non-consensual vaginal penetration by medical device proved politically unsustainable? | |
| mefi.2012:15:35 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> A planet of androids think Data is too human, sentence him to a memory wipe. Riker must now avoid four decks because of ex-girlfriends. | |
| mefi.2012:20:22 <+douglbutt> <TheBeerNerd> racist old fart state is "tough to be a conservative in." duly noted, you shithead #cnndebate | |
| mefi.2012:20:23 <+douglbutt> <natatouille25> Friend says when a Ron Paul supporter sees a RP bumper sticker, its like when a dog sees another dog. You want 2 let them know youre a dog 2 | |
| mefi.2012:21:26 <+douglbutt> <paleofuture> Gingrich is salivating, beads of sweat forming on his brow. He turns his head to find Ron Paul, who morphs into an enormous chili dog. | |
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| mefi.2012:10:38 <+douglbutt> <EntecMedia> @AviVerse Thank you for following me, your service seems to be AWESOME. I'll sure be using it! Cheers :) | |
| mefi.2012:10:39 <+douglbutt> <RP_Newsletter> If you have to use a gun on a youth, you should leave the scene immediately, disposing of the wiped off gun as soon as possible. | |
| mefi.2012:10:40 <+douglbutt> <RP_Newsletter> We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational. | |
| mefi.2012:10:42 <+douglbutt> <RP_Newsletter> In fact, [anti-Germanism] is -- like anti-whitism & anti-Christianism -- an approved belief. How about a German Anti-Defamation League? | |
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| mefi.2012:09:10 <+douglbutt> <Techmeme> Google to sell stake in Clearwire for $47m, a tenth of the price it originally paid... http://t.co/fHAfrFGx http://t.co/m35Dg0tr | |
| mefi.2012:09:28 <+douglbutt> <dwlz> So you want to start a successful Internet company? You have 3 choices: charge for a service, sell porn, or help people share cat pictures. | |
| mefi.2012:13:17 <+douglbutt> <reidepstein> Mitt Romney in Detroit: "I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually." | |
| mefi.2012:14:37 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> As you might know, I am a full time Internet | |
| mefi.2012:14:37 <+douglbutt> <ebooks_in_bed> As you might know, I am a full time Internet... IN BED!!! | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> As you might know, I am a full time Internet | |
| mefi.2012:14:41 <+douglbutt> <mattlanger> Dang, I really thought me and lovexogina5 were gonna be a good thing: http://t.co/cUjLzJcp | |
| mefi.2012:15:18 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> As you might know, I am a full time Internet | |
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| mefi.2012:01:30 < douglbutt> <milepoint> Continental's Last Flight: CO 1267, PHX-CLE 3/2 23:59: http://t.co/UGEbVnkK #unitedairlines | |
| mefi.2012:01:30 < douglbutt> <RichardDreyfuss> I won't be tweeting the oscars. Like all past winners not nominated, I'll spend the night clutching my statue, saying "you're all I need." | |
| mefi.2012:13:58 <+douglbutt> <plutokiller> Cool! A new brightish very inclined object in the outer solar system (not very big, but sort of close, so bright). http://t.co/qAA9uepe | |
| mefi.2012:14:03 <+douglbutt> <YouKilledMyFun> Memo to corporate middle managers worldwide: if any of your employees says "So it has come to this" today, fire them on the spot. | |
| mefi.2012:10:30 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Imagine, you bring home toothpaste, | |
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| mefi.2012:21:53 <+douglbutt> <DavidalBarron> "If rape, bestiality and incest are incidental plot points, then that content might be allowable." PayPal's 'Game of Thrones' loophole. | |
| mefi.2012:22:58 <+douglbutt> <jasonpriem> BREAKING: the BlackBoard patch is real and does, as rumored, FIX EVERYTHING WRONG ABOUT BLACKBOARD. wow. cc @sgoggins https://t.co/gljqMNeJ | |
| mefi.2012:23:15 <+douglbutt> <giardia> Hey, I went shopping with my son today and I see everyone is still in the buying mood.....WHAT RECESSION???? | |
| mefi.2012:10:29 < douglbutt> <anarchistcorgi> whoa, welcome to Gamer Man News .net. here's 20 articles about laura croft's ass. video game?what's a video game??? dude check out my dog. | |
| mefi.2012:14:28 < douglbutt> <ebooks_in_bed> Well, you re not alone!... IN BED!!! | |
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| mefi.2012:09:19 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Media publisher, conservative activist Andrew Breitbart dies at 43 from natural causes - @biggovt http://t.co/jzuSfuuc | |
| mefi.2012:11:00 <+douglbutt> <brendlewhat> Go to the Borders liquidation sale and beat the shit out of anyone buying Ayn Rand books, and tell them it's the fault of their own weakness | |
| mefi.2012:12:43 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> Gohmert now crying: "Thank you, dear God, for the gift of Andrew Breitbart." | |
| mefi.2012:12:43 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> Rep. Gohmert, choked up, is now comparing Breitbart to John Quincy Adams and Abe Lincoln. | |
| mefi.2012:12:49 <+douglbutt> <TheAnimePolice> i aint sayin shes a gold digger, but shes got a mustache and pickax and is constantly shouting things about Gold so actually she probably is | |
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| mefi.2012:11:25 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Bad start to bad day, warning for LARGE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO in N. Al, S TN: http://t.co/5RsjxfoH | |
| mefi.2012:12:22 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> RT @henry_margusity: Tornado seen by public southwest of Greenville, MO. Tornado should pass just south of Greenville in the next 15 mins. | |
| mefi.2012:14:10 <+douglbutt> <SleepNumberSara> Recent comments by Rush Limbaugh do not align w/our values, so we made decision to immediately suspend all advertising on that program. | |
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| mefi.2012:15:47 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Currently, there are 40 thunderstorm and tornado-related warnings out right now in the U.S. | |
| mefi.2012:15:54 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> News photographer @mvielhaber: "We have a school completely destroyed with 30+ kids trapped." #scanner" Henryville, IN | |
| mefi.2012:16:07 <+douglbutt> <muwxguy> The tornado outbreak is here. Watches are in yellow, current warnings in red: http://t.co/Mmc0meRw | |
| mefi.2012:16:18 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Major Chuck Adams of the Clark County Sheriff's Department says the town of Marysville, Ind. is "completely gone." | |
| mefi.2012:16:19 <+douglbutt> <fieldproducer> More on tornado damage in south Indiana, authorities say town of Marysville is 'completely gone' http://t.co/hzakthLU | |
| mefi.2012:16:36 <+douglbutt> <Angie_Coiro> I count 4, @owillis: @Sleeptrain, @Oreck, @Autozone, @Proflowers have all sworn him off. #BoycottRush | |
| mefi.2012:16:46 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> RT @weathermatrix: So far today: 240 spotter reports (40 tornado rpts), 108 tornado warnings, 157 severe thunderstorm warnings #tornado | |
| mefi.2012:17:09 <+douglbutt> <WxMeghanEvans> Tornado touched down on I-40 in Nashville, Tenn. Very dangerous situation. | |
| mefi.2012:17:10 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Extremely dangerous-- cars in Nashville hiding under bridge, blocking traffic from escaping. http://t.co/1RewTJP4 #tornado | |
| mefi.2012:20:22 <+douglbutt> <dan_munz> What Mitt actually meant was, "I couldn't give less of a shit about Rush Limbaugh, but want very badly to be President." | |
| mefi.2012:20:33 <+douglbutt> <weathermatrix> So far today, 196 Tornado Warnings, 240 Severe Thunderstorm Warnings, 432 Severe Weather Repts incl. 67 Tornado Rpts | |
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| mefi.2012:23:21 <+douglbutt> <rushIimbaugh> democrat feminazis don't see that obamacrat liberals started this, by making real patriots pay for promiscuous sluts birth control #tcot | |
| mefi.2012:11:06 <+douglbutt> <gayteendad> coffee for breakfast, coffee for lunch. coffee for dinner, and I'm laughing a bunch! #bloodbloodblood | |
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| mefi.2012:18:05 <+douglbutt> <rushIimbaugh> When I called Sandra Fluke a slut and a prostitute who should make sex tapes for contraceptives, I didn't mean it as personal insult. #tcot | |
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| mefi.2012:01:07 <+douglbutt> <tigress1978> Next payday, I am ordering #TwoIfByTea in support of #RushLimbaugh. #SupportRush | |
| mefi.2012:01:08 <+douglbutt> <arbljrakja> @rosesansthorns Jesus taught "give a man a fish he eats for a day, teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime!" stop GOVERNMENT handouts! | |
| mefi.2012:01:15 <+douglbutt> <rushIimbaugh> Don't wait till payday. Use credit cards. RT @tigress1978 Next payday, I am ordering #TwoIfByTea in support of #RushLimbaugh. #SupportRush | |
| mefi.2012:02:04 <@douglbutt> <tigress1978> All these celebrities so worried about saving the wales, pandas, etc...how about saving their country FIRST. #teaparty #tcot | |
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| mefi.2012:13:28 <+douglbutt> <tadpoleponds> im working a bday party and they have sandwiches, no pizza.. if i were a guest id be outraged | |
| mefi.2012:23:31 <+douglbutt> <SeriousInc> We're really gonna have to bro down hard if we wanna crush all this code by lunchtime, guys | |
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| mefi.2012:10:41 <+douglbutt> <yelling_bird> THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, VOTE RON PAUL IF YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FUCKWIT IDIOT BABY | |
| mefi.2012:16:07 <+douglbutt> <apelad> I announced my SXSW schedule earlier, but I'll repost it here too: I'm not going to SXSW. | |
| mefi.2012:18:22 <+douglbutt> <arnettwill> Even though she died over 40 years ago, I still think Helen Keller's death was senseless. | |
| mefi.2012:18:23 <+douglbutt> <CNETNews> CNET has learned that the next iPad will be dubbed the iPad HD, not the iPad 3 http://t.co/NJrsgHub | |
| mefi.2012:00:16 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> farts smell great, i love them, anyone who doesn't love farts is an anarchist #supportrush #tcot | |
| mefi.2012:11:51 <+douglbutt> <bendimiero> When it launched, Beck promised The Blaze would cover "the stories that matter most." Clearly. http://t.co/k9r2bJ2d | |
| mefi.2012:13:42 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:28:58 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:15:21 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Ashley Madison, adult dating service that encourages infidelity, offers to buy up Rush Limbaugh ad time - http://t.co/PgmpsbmG | |
| mefi.2012:15:42 <+douglbutt> <mjberryman> On this day in 1837, the town formerly known as Batmania, Bearbrass, Bareport, Bareheep, Barehurp & Bareberp, was officially named Melbourne | |
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| mefi.2012:20:57 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> UPDATE: Romney Wins: VA, VT, MA. Santorum Wins: OK, TN. Gingrich Wins: GA. Too Close to Call: OH. No Results: ND, ID, AK | |
| mefi.2012:21:38 <+douglbutt> <LarrySabato> Turnout in VA (~260,000) is miserable: 5.5% of registered voters, by far lowest of any VA GOP presidential primary ever. | |
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| mefi.2012:12:57 <+douglbutt> <ArsInfiniteLoop> If the liveblog is still having issues, updates will come in via Twitter. | |
| mefi.2012:13:24 <+douglbutt> <ArsInfiniteLoop> "For the first time, an iPad has higher resolution than this entire display behind me!" -Schiller | |
| mefi.2012:13:32 <+douglbutt> <cstross> New iPad: minimum saving throw of 24 to avoid mind control effects, using 3d6. Not Fair! | |
| mefi.2012:13:46 <+douglbutt> <mims> New iPad gestated for 11 months, left claw marks on the inside of Tim Cook's uterus. #AppleLiveBlog | |
| mefi.2012:14:07 <+douglbutt> <GandDPub> Fuck, tornado in uptown!!! | |
| mefi.2012:18:23 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:56:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:19:55 <+douglbutt> <bn2b> RIght now in heaven (haha), Steve Jobs is parking his car in a handicapped space, furious that Apple's website says "Resolutionary". | |
| mefi.2012:01:34 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 0:26:44 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:10:42 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Some people think French kissing is no big deal. It s just like a regular kiss, but with a little added tongue-action. That s dead wrong. | |
| mefi.2012:13:20 <+douglbutt> <kcgbooks> a second cow has jumped over the moon, i repeat: a seco | |
| mefi.2012:20:24 <+douglbutt> <YouKilledMyFun> Guys, guys, I just came up with this: "My Little Kony" GET IT? It's funny because Kony rhymes with Pony. Bet no one's thought of that one ye | |
| mefi.2012:21:02 <+douglbutt> <rushIimbaugh> This #Kony2012 hogswaffle is a pack of lies. What part of "Lord's Resistance" don't you understand? An army of the LORD, like the #TeaParty. | |
| mefi.2012:21:05 <+douglbutt> <MikeDrucker> "Oh, I'm a huge fan of Kony." - Person pretending they watched the video. | |
| mefi.2012:21:33 <+douglbutt> <DadBoner> Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. | |
| mefi.2012:21:34 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2012:23:33 <+douglbutt> <stephenfry> Mmm. http://t.co/imIrqhnm - it's the way forward. Molecular cooking from Heston B, now spermatazoic cuisine - had to happen. | |
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| mefi.2012:14:08 <+douglbutt> <markknoller> Gov Bob McDonnell, R-VA welcomed Pres Obama to Virginia and presented him with a "Virginia is for Lovers" golf glove. | |
| mefi.2012:15:12 <+douglbutt> <dlsspy> If you're having floating problems I feel bad for you son, I got NaN problems but 0.9999999999 ain't 1. | |
| mefi.2012:15:41 <+douglbutt> <TeaPartyCat> Someone in the GOP compared Derrick Bell to Hitler, so GAME OVER, people, because they don't go bringing up the Nazis for just anything. | |
| mefi.2012:15:58 <+douglbutt> <appleinsider> Apple will close http://t.co/WHuDDNI5 and delete user documents on July 31, 2012 http://t.co/1I7WEBo8 | |
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| mefi.2012:17:45 <+douglbutt> <extranapkins> Let's see, List of Things That Are Cool..wait a minute, Hitler's on it? Yeah, he's the first thing. I don't think this list is accurate dude | |
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| mefi.2012:22:21 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> Pres. Obama says he called Sandra Fluke because of his daughters. For the sake of everyone's daughter, why... http://t.co/ODfSrivi | |
| mefi.2012:22:22 <+douglbutt> <timcarvell> I dunno, you guys -- I don't think Ed Harris is going to win this election. | |
| mefi.2012:22:28 <+douglbutt> <dlsspy> If you're having floating problems I feel bad for you son, I got NaN problems but 0.9999999999 ain't 1. | |
| mefi.2012:13:31 <+douglbutt> <dmdsugar> So, please leave. Thanks. | |
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| mefi.2012:12:54 <+douglbutt> <Queen_UK> Ok people, pens down. It's Monday, it's home time and it's Gin O'Clock. Out into the playground with you. #ginoclock | |
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| mefi.2012:15:40 <+douglbutt> <fultonbeer> Reasons why brewery taprooms rock: since opening our taproom, we've increased our hiring of dogs by over 100%. http://t.co/ff4jYneV | |
| mefi.2012:15:56 <+douglbutt> <fart> here are some guys using gadgets together. sxsw, everyone. http://t.co/HtDHPuRk | |
| mefi.2012:16:21 <+douglbutt> <BonerBoner> @Prof_S_Hawking if I travel to the future and then travel to my regular time, will I see my younger self in the future? I have to know! | |
| mefi.2012:16:21 <+douglbutt> <bransonbranson> OMG... i got a white iphone when i specifically told my mom that I wanted a [[[[SECRET CRAWLSPACE FULL OF ANCIENT, MUSTY TOMES]]]] | |
| mefi.2012:16:26 <+douglbutt> <BonerBoner> @Prof_S_Hawking if I travel to the future and then travel to my regular time, will I see my younger self in the future? I have to know! | |
| mefi.2012:16:32 <+douglbutt> <momfacts> You can check for monsters and fight dragons all day, but when that toy goes off in the dark you almost crap yourself. #momfacts | |
| mefi.2012:16:32 <+douglbutt> <ep> Michigan vs Ohio, awesome. | |
| mefi.2012:16:33 <+douglbutt> <Raddmom> Nuts! I just cleaned my windows on the outside of my house, now it's supposed to rain Friday. | |
| mefi.2012:16:42 <+douglbutt> <taylorswift13> Night 1 of 3 in Melbourne was wonderful! Now watching a movie, eating Thai food. Hotel room life. | |
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| mefi.2012:23:16 <+douglbutt> <HuffingtonPost> Santorum: "Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is" http://t.co/0GI2pYzx | |
| mefi.2012:01:40 <+douglbutt> <FuckminsterBull> @BertramHuggins thank you but girls only please, preferably overread and underfed | |
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| mefi.2012:10:44 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> I friended this younger girl on my younger sister's account so it would seem natural. Then, I downloaded every single one of her pictures. | |
| mefi.2012:11:14 < douglbutt> <smpb> "Just to put things in perspective, iOS icons are now larger than the entire screen of the original 128k Macintosh." (via @eaton) | |
| mefi.2012:16:23 < douglbutt> <Billy> Excited to be seeing The Source Documentary here at SXSW today. Going to speaking on the post-movie panel too. Amazing story, The Familys | |
| mefi.2012:17:22 < douglbutt> <DadBoner> I gotta say, as far as somebody dyin goes, gettin to wear shades all day is probably the best part. | |
| mefi.2012:20:38 < douglbutt> <HelenRazer> No matter how many of them you invite me to, a 'webinar' will always read like the name of a cheap evaporative cooler. | |
| mefi.2012:13:32 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Just got my kid a Difficult Bake Oven, she has to solve the Navier-Stokes existence problem before it turns on. Safety first | |
| mefi.2012:13:54 <+douglbutt> <rackerhacker> If Skrillex ever gets arrested, I wonder how long it would be before the charges were dropped. #dubstep | |
| mefi.2012:15:24 < douglbutt> <lee> #Nissan Leaf vs #BMW M3 former beats w/instant speed, no drama & 1/3rd cost of 'most perfect driving car' http://t.co/qKRTi7kc #DriveLEAF | |
| mefi.2012:15:30 < douglbutt> <Billy> Excited to be seeing The Source Documentary here at SXSW today. Going to speaking on the post-movie panel too. Amazing story, The Familys | |
| mefi.2012:14:19 <+douglbutt> <ezraklein> Out of 33,300 employees, Goldman Sachs has 12,000 vice presidents: http://t.co/DPNuDkKq | |
| mefi.2012:14:20 <+douglbutt> <Billy> Excited to be seeing The Source Documentary here at SXSW today. Going to speaking on the post-movie panel too. Amazing story, The Familys | |
| mefi.2012:14:57 <+douglbutt> <DadBoner> Really lookin' forward to the St. Patty's day weekend, you guys. | |
| mefi.2012:17:45 <+douglbutt> <StopRush> Remember: Rush Limbaugh has apparently hired a crisis manager/"gadfly advocacy defense" expert. But, everything is fine! | |
| mefi.2012:20:55 <+douglbutt> <yelling_bird> THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, VOTE RON PAUL IF YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FUCKWIT IDIOT BABY | |
| mefi.2012:09:51 <+douglbutt> <ashalynd> If the programmers like each other, they play a game called "pair programming". And if not, then the game is called "peer review". | |
| mefi.2012:17:58 <+douglbutt> <brookr> Wait, we get to stop caring about Chinese factory workers AND African child soldiers IN THE SAME DAY? What next, we all get iPads? | |
| mefi.2012:21:07 <+douglbutt> <fart> this isn't really news, there are millions of naked drunk masturbators who want to talk to you about world events. ever visit a post office? | |
| mefi.2012:21:45 <+douglbutt> <lrrr> @alexey_r судя по тому что выложили, это больше социология/политология. Не очень многообещающе выглядит, короче | |
| mefi.2012:21:50 <+douglbutt> <jakeonrails> @tenderlove green beer time, to be precise | |
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| mefi.2012:14:28 <+douglbutt> <MsAnnAguirre> Yes, I felt the quake in Acapulco. But it wasn't severe here. If this house is rockin'... it's probably an earthquake. I'm okay! ;) | |
| mefi.2012:16:28 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM, IF I WASNT THEN WHY WOULD I SAY I AM | |
| mefi.2012:17:18 <+douglbutt> <waxpancake> Ha, @anildash just uploaded this loading GIF animation to Campfire: http://t.co/4j3TkOhl And it turned into this: http://t.co/7jAPM2A9 | |
| mefi.2012:19:22 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 22:26:24 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:09:43 <+douglbutt> <kjhealy> @sifutweety Crazy. "... after 8 months of hard work, research, and testing it all payed off". Eight whole months, eh? | |
| mefi.2012:15:27 <+douglbutt> <dessadarling> I'll put it to bed after this note, but if you didn't already see it, @RollingStone called us NINJAS. http://t.co/8nVHVa0x | |
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| mefi.2012:23:09 <+douglbutt> <mediapathic> I just went looking for a unicode character and accidentally found a website that will sell me goat semen. Oh, the internet. | |
| mefi.2012:07:15 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> More: French gunman jumped out of apartment window continuing to shoot; was found dead on the ground, prosecutor's office says - @NBCNews | |
| mefi.2012:09:58 <+douglbutt> <dril> we succeed where many businesses fail, by offering a comprehensive program wherein I (Me) will run your dick over in my wheelchair, for free | |
| mefi.2012:11:12 <+douglbutt> <simonpegg> *Closes the door on Twitter* Aaaahhh, that's better. | |
| mefi.2012:11:12 <+douglbutt> <simonpegg> I'll remind you so called Trekkies/ers, Scotty lost Admiral Archer's beagle experimenting with transwarp beaming, not basic point to point. | |
| mefi.2012:08:05 <+douglbutt> <SupportAct> and here's the 3rd Support Act ad, a great 40 sec video, again a huge thanks to everyone who helped make it happen. http://t.co/5gTFP1FY | |
| mefi.2012:09:09 <+douglbutt> <jamesoleary87> Boehner: "Americans worst fears about ObamaCare have been confirmed." Yes, sick children now have private insurance. | |
| mefi.2012:09:33 <+douglbutt> <cool_pond> jimmy come up to my desk please. jimmy, this scantron test..you just drew little wu-tang W's in literally every bubble. so fucking cool. A+ | |
| mefi.2012:09:35 <+douglbutt> <cool_pond> jimmy come up to my desk please. jimmy, this scantron test..you just drew little wu-tang W's in literally every bubble. so fucking cool. A+ | |
| mefi.2012:14:09 <+douglbutt> <rushIimbaugh> Trayvon this, Trayvon that. What I want to know is, was he on any govermnent-subsidized socialist birth control? #2ndamendment #tcot | |
| mefi.2012:16:12 <+douglbutt> <7im> Stoked for Mad Men and its shocking, retro portrayal of an America where women on the pill are "sluts" and black boys are killed w/impugnity | |
| mefi.2012:17:31 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> SO FUCK YOU, INTERNET DORKS. IM GETTING HIGH AND MAKING MONEY AND YOURE JUST GETTING WORKED UP OVER SOME BULLSHIT. HAVE FUN WITH THAT. | |
| mefi.2012:00:27 <+douglbutt> <GeraldoRivera> President Obama says if he had a son he would look like Trayvon- He could add, and he would never let his son walk around DC in a hoodie. | |
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| mefi.2012:18:17 <+douglbutt> <DeepChallenge> .@JimCameron is the first person in history to solo dive to the deepest place on Earth, a record 35,756ft/10,898m #deepseachallenge | |
| mefi.2012:21:59 <+douglbutt> <PaulGAllen> #deepseachallenge has surfaced, now for recovery... | |
| mefi.2012:22:11 <+douglbutt> <stilgherrian> If homeopathy has taught us anything, it's that washing your hands after going to the toilet is the last thing you should consider. | |
| mefi.2012:10:09 <+douglbutt> <NYTOnIt> GUYS, some people have consciously decided not to get a smartphone, and The Times is ON IT. http://t.co/vkkrjyPi | |
| mefi.2012:11:44 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Zimmerman Friend: "He’s very sorry because in many ways, George has lost his life too" http://t.co/JLR5qnQ5 #justice4trayvon | |
| mefi.2012:12:14 <+douglbutt> <limbaugh> Must see video: Left-wing intimidation, showing up at people’s houses to harass families. They will fail. http://t.co/Iek2dE5A @EWErickson | |
| mefi.2012:12:15 <+douglbutt> <rushIimbaugh> We've lost sight of the real victim here: #GeorgeZimmerman, who is getting death threats just for defending himself against #TrayvonMartin. | |
| mefi.2012:18:11 <+douglbutt> <WonkaMeme> Oh, you started running? Please tweet about it daily | |
| mefi.2012:20:07 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> Dominique Strauss-Kahn charged with helping to procure prostitutes for sex parties in D.C., Paris: http://t.co/wmK1nDXs via @AP | |
| mefi.2012:20:17 <+douglbutt> <andishehnouraee> Sorry folks, but in Florida it's legal to kill teenagers if Tucker Carlson dislikes their Tweets. | |
| mefi.2012:20:19 <+douglbutt> <maurykaplan> @markos It's the most effective defense there is around here: "My client may have done it, but you must agree, the victim needed shootin'." | |
| mefi.2012:20:21 <+douglbutt> <markos> No joke, Republicans trying to prevent astronaut from listing "astronaut" as occupation on ballot. http://t.co/74XG7ODE | |
| mefi.2012:20:25 <+douglbutt> <tweeter> dear tweeters, please direct all customer support inquiries to @twitter I am just a simple tweeter. tweet tweet **pootweet**! | |
| mefi.2012:20:45 <+douglbutt> <Pope2YouVatican> pero al mismo tiempo se alegra, y continuamente se llena de júbilo por los testimonios de virtud y de caridad, que se multiplican. #Cuaresma | |
| mefi.2012:10:24 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> tree netting, tree shading, gopher | |
| mefi.2012:10:24 <+douglbutt> <ebooks_in_bed> tree netting, tree shading, gopher... IN BED!!! | |
| mefi.2012:10:40 <+douglbutt> <ganns> Get thee away from me, Devil, thy spirit of sickness has no place in God's Temple! Disease, I rebuke thee in the healing name of King Jesus! | |
| mefi.2012:10:44 <+douglbutt> <RichardWiseman> These look fab RT @rebeccawatson: Introducing Magnetic Words for Skeptics, from SGU! 200+ words! Only $16! http://t.co/Q6fBCDYl | |
| mefi.2012:10:52 <+douglbutt> <jkottke> Dammit, why is it so cold in this office?!! We're not fucking penguins. | |
| mefi.2012:13:34 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> More: JetBlue pilot apparently locked out of cockpit, began screaming 'let me in' during flight - http://t.co/yomY7QvW | |
| mefi.2012:15:19 <+douglbutt> <AdamSerwer> Tomorrow, they're arguing over medicaid expansion. It's not just the mandate. GOP would prefer those 16 million not have healthcare too. | |
| mefi.2012:17:24 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> A wild berry that not only helps to improve circulation, but has also been used by fighter pilots | |
| mefi.2012:19:25 <+douglbutt> <MichaelBrownKOA> The haters/racists on the left out in force today. Confined by their narrow minds to only one way of thinking. Hatred. Me, just smilin'! | |
| mefi.2012:19:53 <+douglbutt> <TYTonCurrent> The average American doesn't MAKE $55,000, let alone that much for a car OR a car elevator like Romney is installing. -@CenkUygur | |
| mefi.2012:20:30 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:23:57 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:01:05 <+douglbutt> <TriciaLockwood> @Megaroooo @Randazzoj This is how I eat a egg: stuff it back up in the chicken and say "here is your baby madame, you're welcome" | |
| mefi.2012:09:42 <+douglbutt> <glopdemon> Bag of infinite dog chow sounded great until the dog got into it and disappeared inside. Heard a bark 2 days ago, sounded distant but happy. | |
| mefi.2012:09:46 <+douglbutt> <mikeleffingwell> When you watch Sesame Street as an adult, you realize Bert wasn't uptight. Ernie really was a terrible roommate. | |
| mefi.2012:10:49 <+douglbutt> <HowardMortman> Media: In case you need pic of @RepBobbyRush wearing hoodie just now on House floor, here's C-SPAN pic: http://t.co/0MoWmFul | |
| mefi.2012:11:28 <+douglbutt> <RockBottomMKE> Bologna Burger: USDA Prime burger topped w sliced bologna, american cheese, malt vinegar mayo, crisp apple chips, and slaw.#GUILTYPLEASURE | |
| mefi.2012:14:20 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 1:28:13 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:15:22 <+douglbutt> <politicalwire> Mitt Romney: "If I'm the godfather of this thing, then it gives me the right to kill it." http://t.co/cAoL42Qe | |
| mefi.2012:15:26 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> This is what gives black people a bad name, this is what defines a black person from a nigger. | |
| mefi.2012:15:27 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> anybody who thinks nigger only means black people is an idiot. Stop by Baltimore sometime, the place is crawling with lily-white niggers. | |
| mefi.2012:15:28 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> She's Chinese, and in China, too young is just a name. | |
| mefi.2012:19:47 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 21:20:57 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:10:22 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> FYI: Android phones use GPS time, omiting 15 leap secs added since 1980. So their clocks are wrong - 15 secs ahead of iPhones | |
| mefi.2012:13:49 <+douglbutt> <bdha> Looking for a #sysadmin who deeply knows Linux, Solaris, "cloud" and Chef to join my webops team @sourcefire. Anyone looking? | |
| mefi.2012:19:17 <+douglbutt> <eevee> every time i read something written by jeff atwood, i get the unnerving feeling that he doesn't /quite/ know what he's talking about | |
| mefi.2012:12:26 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Jackpot for US lottery game Mega Millions jumps to $640 million, spokesman says - @GMA | |
| mefi.2012:13:53 <+douglbutt> <Jonny_Wags> Mulder there's no such thing as fishmen!! *Fishman humps Scully's leg* Okay this ONE time you were right, Mulder *repeat every episode* | |
| mefi.2012:14:26 <+douglbutt> <EricBoehlert> sad, but not surprising: @tuckercarlson's @dailycaller picked a fight w/ a dead teenager -- and lost; http://t.co/5BxrPSxP | |
| mefi.2012:14:34 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Thanks, groups! RT @cnnbrk: Trayvon Martin case stirs extremists, groups say. http://t.co/ZsCbx91J | |
| mefi.2012:15:18 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> I guess Vermont hearts Obama. He begins his remarks, "Now, I'm here-" AUDIENCE GOES CRAZY. "I'm gonna take off my jacket-" SCREAMS | |
| mefi.2012:17:27 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:33:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:23:06 <+douglbutt> <wsbtv> We've confirmed that if there is no winner, Tuesday's #MegaMillions jackpot will be $975 million. Just 90 mins until #lotteryon2 | |
| mefi.2012:01:28 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 8:37:10 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 < douglbutt> <tommy4s> $10,686,924.83 won on MegaMillions!! not the $600 mil, but it works! retweet me and ill throw you $1,000, not joking. | |
| mefi.2012:19:16 <+douglbutt> <text_quest> I own Pokemon Platinum but have never played it. Which Pocket Monster should I choose for my first? Pulp-plop, Chimmichonga or Twimtwam? | |
| mefi.2012:19:17 <+douglbutt> <CAKE_SMOTH> SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IS LIKE HYRULE IN THAT IT IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WALK INTO PEOPLE'S HOMES, BREAK THEIR POTS AND STEAL COINS | |
| mefi.2012:02:24 <+douglbutt> <UtilityLimb> If you are just waking up now, 1) Everyone not named Tom is dead. We don't know what happened or why. 2) Yes, we already renamed it "Tomblr" | |
| mefi.2012:02:25 <+douglbutt> <meganamram> Such a double standard: when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a "stud," but when I do, I'm a "lesbian" | |
| mefi.2012:10:20 < douglbutt> <NYTOnIt> GUYS, everyone on Twitter is a little bit neurotic, and The Times is ON IT. http://t.co/BuEDaVTK | |
| mefi.2012:13:29 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> NOW LIVE: Awaiting joint press conference by Pres. Obama, Canada PM Harper and Mexico Pres. Calderon - http://t.co/bzQTGrPM | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 <+douglbutt> <RT_com> Europe's tallest-to-be tower on fire: 300m skyscraper ablaze in Moscow (VIDEO, PHOTOS) http://t.co/syKBUJma | |
| mefi.2012:14:43 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> In 2005, Santorum introduced bill to ban the National Weather Service from issuing forecasts to the public. http://t.co/r5goH52Q | |
| mefi.2012:15:36 <+douglbutt> <pragprog> Randy the Gerbil here! Save 40% http://t.co/yWGtY0xm w/code randy_lives_9434338, good for an hour or until they ca%!!{{{{NO CARRIER | |
| mefi.2012:16:09 <+douglbutt> <SaveWhitePeople> @zachforbes Why? Give me a good reason? read our message. Call, Email me. I'm willing to explain if you are willing to be open & listen | |
| mefi.2012:17:05 <+douglbutt> <SaveWhitePeople> @Cool_Parade Wrong, We are not White supremacists. Learn how to read! | |
| mefi.2012:10:40 <+douglbutt> <bengodar> Fat Betty Draper, you make the rockin' world go round. | |
| mefi.2012:10:44 <+douglbutt> <vsbuffalo> I like this quote from reddit, "If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear." | |
| mefi.2012:15:32 <+douglbutt> <wxbrad> Looks like the rotation with the miss the DFW airport, thank goodness. Airport is closed. | |
| mefi.2012:15:34 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> .@MadStormChasing "Tornado damage to roof of well-built house in Arlington, TX" http://t.co/6gZQrM4n | |
| mefi.2012:15:35 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> "Just in: Significant damage reported at Six Flags amusement park in Arlington, Texas," @producermatthew #tornado | |
| mefi.2012:15:49 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> VIDEO: Tornado spotted by Texas Rangers player @MikeNapoli25 at Arlington Stadium, @producermatthew http://t.co/vYXpEyBU | |
| mefi.2012:20:34 <+douglbutt> <anyone> 这个路子挺好, 希望一切顺利.//中国许多官员和学者一直在呼吁分散投资中国3.2万亿美元的外汇储备，将一部分储备投入海外有形资产，包括基础设施。http://t.co/bop7yQf2 http://t.co/bWJcr8cs | |
| mefi.2012:10:12 <+douglbutt> <dogboner> Thanks for meeting with me, investors. My idea is simple: condoms for little babies to wear on their dicks. Its cute, its fun, its | |
| mefi.2012:11:32 <+douglbutt> <BuzzFeedAndrew> Yes, Rick Santorum wore this hat with a turtleneck. http://t.co/TUnXMbcf | |
| mefi.2012:12:55 <+douglbutt> <fart> Today's advice: You're strong, you're a fighter, and nobody can stop you! Get out there and do your best! #bbbh #leatherdaddies #abdl #lupus | |
| mefi.2012:13:40 <+douglbutt> <notch> oh god no cube please don't sink into the floor, WHERE IS THAT BALL COMING FROM AND HOW IS IT SPINNING!? | |
| mefi.2012:13:52 <+douglbutt> <douglettx> @notch #0x10c looks awesome, super hyped for it! Question: can we trade the programs we create? How will you stop malicious viruses etc? | |
| mefi.2012:13:52 <+douglbutt> <notch> @douglettx yes. And I won't stop viruses, the players will have to do that themselves. | |
| mefi.2012:16:05 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Really excited about Google's internet glasses, gonna be great to see pics of a pig pooping on its own balls when I'm having a nice day out | |
| mefi.2012:16:07 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> A holodeck error traps a miniaturized Picard inside of Wesley's body. Barclay tries to "up the range" of his combadge, loses a nipple. | |
| mefi.2012:22:12 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Girl, I heard you were gluten-free... you know what else is gluten-free? (reaches into pants) This bigass box of bake mix I keep in my JNCOs | |
| mefi.2012:22:12 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Girl, I heard you were gluten-free... you know what else is gluten-free? (reaches into pants) This bigass box of bake mix I keep in my JNCOs | |
| mefi.2012:23:27 <+douglbutt> <cnnbrk> Detroit avoids state takeover threat, agrees to financial consent agreement http://t.co/h40pw5iZ | |
| mefi.2012:23:28 <+douglbutt> <dogboner> oh wow RT @CNNBRK Rick Santorum Butt Reportedly 'Very Smelly' according to sources. "He has a bad dick too. Constantly wet and stinky, also" | |
| mefi.2012:10:46 <+douglbutt> <Goons_TXT> And fuck you is a threat, I assure you. It's a way of saying "I will fuck you" which is a thinly veiled threat of a rape. | |
| mefi.2012:11:57 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> If you re tired of seeing decent, honest, hard-working martial arts instructors | |
| mefi.2012:11:57 <+douglbutt> <ebooks_in_bed> If you re tired of seeing decent, honest, hard-working martial arts instructors... IN BED!!! | |
| mefi.2012:11:58 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> You see it every day, on the news and in the papers, more and more | |
| mefi.2012:12:41 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Sperm projected to bring in $4.3 billion next year, could be America's most-renewable resource - http://t.co/StrRl4bo | |
| mefi.2012:13:19 <+douglbutt> <chrismear> THAT'S IT, SHUT DOWN THE WORLD, WE'RE DONE HERE http://t.co/XXQS0tlM | |
| mefi.2012:14:51 <+douglbutt> <Godracos> OMG, we Android users can be pseudo photographer faggot hipsters now, too! INSTAGRAM IS OUT FOR ANDROID: http://t.co/JT39Mn3h | |
| mefi.2012:15:57 <+douglbutt> <mlkshk> Aww screw it, we’re http://t.co/qhXyfQg8 now! Pin stuff to your shake! It’s dripping all over the floor! What a mess! We’re ruined! | |
| mefi.2012:15:58 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:56:01 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:17:12 <+douglbutt> <InfoAlerteBot> SINCE THE GOVERNMENT ISN'T RESTRICTED TO MP'S FOR CABINET MINISTERS, PERHAPS WE SHOULD GIVE JIM PRENTICE A CALL ABOUT DEFENCE. #cdnpoli | |
| mefi.2012:21:58 <+douglbutt> <PeterMolydeux> Just noticed I have more followers than the person I'm parodying. Hey @pmolyneux stop imitating me or I will get twitter to suspend you, ok? | |
| mefi.2012:22:37 <+douglbutt> <fart> Ron Paul's in Berkeley right now?! Holy crap yall why didn't anyone tell me???? *puts on shoes, gets in car, drives into ocean* | |
| mefi.2012:05:37 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 7:13:26 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:13:40 <+douglbutt> <scottleadingham> Web comments: News of F-18 crash turns into, you guessed it, argument of how it's Obama's fault: http://t.co/T6ULJbj9 | |
| mefi.2012:14:09 <+douglbutt> <RachelDePompa> Virginia Beach hospital confirms 5 civilians, 2 pilots being treated for injuries following F18 Navy #jetcrash into apartment complex | |
| mefi.2012:14:41 <+douglbutt> <VictoriasSecret> Want 2 c ur #VSTeenyBikini pic here: http://t.co/QzWvdyZZ? Pose ur bikini, take a pic + tweet. Rem: The bikini's the ★! http://t.co/WgeIsc5z | |
| mefi.2012:19:53 <+douglbutt> <edkohler> A prostitution house in Minneapolis owned by Tender Loving Care Hardon, LLC: http://t.co/sGcfMMwB //For all your hardon TLC needs. | |
| mefi.2012:00:55 <+douglbutt> <RepJackKimble> You can have your Piss Christ and your meat dresses, when I want art give me a beautiful cottage on a winter's evening. | |
| mefi.2012:11:45 <+douglbutt> <god> I'll say it again, the lottery is a tax on people who can't do math. | |
| mefi.2012:19:03 <+douglbutt> <rcade> National Review has dumped John Derbyshire, calling his anti-black rant a "letter of resignation." http://t.co/bfts4MWv | |
| mefi.2012:20:11 <+douglbutt> <Horse_Crimes> dear twitter: can i live with you? i take up very little space, cry only most of the time, constant swag | |
| mefi.2012:18:38 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> When young folks, and older folks, too, for that matter, meet for a pleasant evening, it is rather depressing to have them sit | |
| mefi.2012:19:45 <+douglbutt> <npratc> Topics at the morning mtg included: Maine eels, something called a frost dragon & a massive potato | |
| mefi.2012:14:22 < douglbutt> <SeinfeldStories> Jerry and Elaine try to take a cab to the movies, but the driver needs to pick up his kid from daycare first. Kramer dates a hypnotist. | |
| mefi.2012:14:58 < douglbutt> <AlannaRaben> facebook bought instagram for 1 billion? idiots, they could've downloaded it for free. | |
| mefi.2012:20:18 <+douglbutt> <zanu_pf> So much hype about our beloved leader Cde GR Mugabe, people r spreading rumors like feces during a cholera crisis. | |
| mefi.2012:20:18 <+douglbutt> <zanu_pf> Please be advised 4the last time thats Cde G R Mugabe is shopping with his wife, God has blessed him-you agents will probably die before him | |
| mefi.2012:00:22 <+douglbutt> <UtilityLimb> i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?] | |
| mefi.2012:01:18 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> DIPLOMATIC SHARK IS A VERY ACCESSIBLE SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE, WHERE ACCESSIBLE EQUALS HUNGRY AND SERVANT EQUALS CONSUMER | |
| mefi.2012:16:45 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Hey news sites, I have tomorrow's headline ready for you: "EVADER ZIMM." You're welcome. No charge. | |
| mefi.2012:16:59 <+douglbutt> <jkfecke> Funny, @DrudgeReport not mentioning latest #Zimmerman story.... | |
| mefi.2012:16:59 <+douglbutt> <jkfecke> If Hannity is forced to testify in the Trayvon Martin case, I will laugh and laugh at him. | |
| mefi.2012:17:00 <+douglbutt> <Shopaholic_918> Zimmerman spoke to Hannity, off the record. Special prosector wants to see him. Lawyers dropped him like a bad penny. | |
| mefi.2012:10:46 <+douglbutt> <DanAmira> Every GOP prez candidate endorsed by God lost (http://t.co/rML3SAK2). @realDonaldTrump endorsed Romney, and he won. JUST SAYING. | |
| mefi.2012:14:11 <+douglbutt> <CarlsJr> Hallelujah y’all! Today, Miley Cyrus is legal. | |
| mefi.2012:15:31 <+douglbutt> <MattRomney2012> What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different | |
| mefi.2012:15:31 <+douglbutt> <MattRomney2012> What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different | |
| mefi.2012:20:15 < douglbutt> <reggiewatts> Overheard conversation, "you put a hole in the right spot and I'll fuck anything" | |
| mefi.2012:22:04 <+douglbutt> <ColbertAtHome> Today, millions of Catholics will cover their bodies with ash to celebrate Ash Wednesday. Or as black people call it, 'Wednesday.' | |
| mefi.2012:12:46 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> Today in 1861, Confederates fired on Fort Sumter so they would never be forced to have health care. | |
| mefi.2012:12:46 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> Today in 1861, Confederates fired on Fort Sumter so they would never be forced to have health care. | |
| mefi.2012:14:00 <+douglbutt> <ALLCAPSBRO> I BROWSED THROUGH YOUR "BEST TWEETS", SHIT SHIT SHIT. I'LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR WHEN YOU HAVE 15000 FOLLOWERS. I'M NOT AN EARLY ADOPTER. | |
| mefi.2012:14:00 <+douglbutt> <ALLCAPSBRO> I BROWSED THROUGH YOUR "BEST TWEETS", SHIT SHIT SHIT. I'LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR WHEN YOU HAVE 15000 FOLLOWERS. I'M NOT AN EARLY ADOPTER. | |
| mefi.2012:14:26 <+douglbutt> <CatholicLeague> Lesbian Dem Hilary Rosen tells Ann Romney she never worked a day in her life. Unlike Rosen, who had to adopt kids, Ann raised 5 of her own. | |
| mefi.2012:14:26 <+douglbutt> <CatholicLeague> Lesbian Dem Hilary Rosen tells Ann Romney she never worked a day in her life. Unlike Rosen, who had to adopt kids, Ann raised 5 of her own. | |
| mefi.2012:16:21 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> I DON'T CARE IF THE LOUD IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN THE TWITTER'S TWAT, I SAID TWIT IT MOTHERFUCKER, NOW TWANG IT INTO THE TWITTERTWAT | |
| mefi.2012:16:50 <+douglbutt> <dcurtis> @jon Yes, it does. Every employee of Apple, Inc. | |
| mefi.2012:16:51 <+douglbutt> <dcurtis> Profit per employee, last Q:Google (32,464 employees): $96,090.Apple (60,400 employees): $215,200.Sony (168,200 employees): -$11,690. | |
| mefi.2012:16:56 <+douglbutt> <MichelleObama> Every mother works hard, and every woman deserves to be respected. –mo | |
| mefi.2012:16:12 <+douglbutt> <kcgbooks> Just hanging out at the post office, no big d. No big d. They know me here! Hey Eric! *hi fives a cardboard stand up of a postal worker* | |
| mefi.2012:17:25 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> DEAR @CAINESARCADE. SHARE THE SKRILLA, BRO. | |
| mefi.2012:22:25 <+douglbutt> <serafinowicz> Anyone remember the nineties, when you'd have to clean your mouse balls? I'm glad I don't have pets any more. | |
| mefi.2012:22:53 <+douglbutt> <paleofuture> When you're feeling angry at someone it's good to write a letter, throw it away, then go to that person's house and punch them in the face. | |
| mefi.2012:14:08 <+douglbutt> <nonpromqueen> "NO SORRY, SANTORUM, YOU MUST CARRY YOUR DEAD PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN TO FULL TERM." | |
| mefi.2012:21:43 <+douglbutt> <TWCMikeBettes> I'm VERY SERIOUS. If you live in Manchester, OK you're only hope maybe your basement. GO NOW! #tornado | |
| mefi.2012:22:08 <+douglbutt> <TWCBreaking> Large tornado 3 miles south of Macksville, KS moving NE at 55 mph. Cities in harms way include Dillwyn, St. John. http://t.co/Z0XuBq2l | |
| mefi.2012:22:08 <+douglbutt> <TWCMikeBettes> Freeport, KS. You have no time left. RUN TO SHELTER. Dangerous #tornado on top of u! Reminds me of Greensburg tornado http://t.co/XilFBQ4U | |
| mefi.2012:22:24 <+douglbutt> <Dog_Marriage> i like when a girl is just real nice to my balls. no funny stuff, just saying nice things and appreciating, etc. | |
| mefi.2012:22:53 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Make final preparation & head to shelter in Wichita, KS. This is a VERY dangerous situation w/ a 1/2 mile-wide tornado approaching. | |
| mefi.2012:22:53 <+douglbutt> <wxbrad> Wichita, Kansas needs our prayers right now. http://t.co/3Z2QQ33X Weaken Please! #kswx | |
| mefi.2012:22:54 <+douglbutt> <TWCBreaking> Wichita, Kansas National Weather Service is prepared to evacuate if storm stays on current track. Topeka NWS ready to take over duties. | |
| mefi.2012:22:15 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> GO HOME, LITTLE GIRL. YOU CANNOT WIN AGAINST DINOSAURS. | |
| mefi.2012:00:16 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> GO HOME, LITTLE GIRL. YOU CANNOT WIN AGAINST DINOSAURS. | |
| mefi.2012:14:46 <+douglbutt> <atarrant> RT @BarackObama: PPL OF EARTH, WE HAVE MADE ENOUGH STUFF. BEGIN ORGANIZING EVERYTHING INTO VERY SPECIFIC CATEGORIES ON TUMBLR. | |
| mefi.2012:15:57 <+douglbutt> <robdelaney> I don't speak Italian, but Pinot Grigio means "slut fuel," right? | |
| mefi.2012:18:14 <+douglbutt> <ShrewdGumshoe> Dad how do I get girls to like me? *Dad immediately gets up & leaves* Wow, rude. *20min later a skywriter writes DICK PICS above the house* | |
| mefi.2012:19:15 <+douglbutt> <Coffee_Girl> TODOS: Directito a mi cuenta oficial de Twitter, ok? http://twitter.com/erysantander | |
| mefi.2012:19:46 <+douglbutt> <zachbraff> If you can't manage to secretly have sex with a prostitute in Colombia, you're probably not the best secret service agent... | |
| mefi.2012:12:32 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 13:46:06 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:15:09 <+douglbutt> <abwalds> Wish I could see the shuttle fly-by from my office! Welcome to DC, #Challenger! #spottheshuttle | |
| mefi.2012:15:09 <+douglbutt> <RandallstownMom> Space Shuttle Challenger 2012 flies in Washington, DC for last time http://t.co/YVdWgdvV | |
| mefi.2012:15:23 <+douglbutt> <LILINTERNET> TUPAC HOLOGRAM DECLARES "IT'S ME AGAINST THE WORLD," MERGES WITH MODIFIED STUXNET WORM, LAUNCHES EVERY NUCLEAR WEAPON AT ONCE | |
| mefi.2012:20:00 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 21:20:51 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:21:57 <+douglbutt> <spaceghost> @_Zorak_ Remind him of the time I blasted you both together, off the mirror, through the window, over the rafter, nothing but net... | |
| mefi.2012:11:43 < douglbutt> <UtilityLimb> that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE" | |
| mefi.2012:13:50 < douglbutt> <CelestialBeard> ah, the oatmeal guy | |
| mefi.2012:14:51 < douglbutt> <ebooks_in_bed> No worries, let s get... IN BED!!! | |
| mefi.2012:17:30 <+douglbutt> <h0mfr0g> ...wait a minute. Pokemon, season 1, Cerulean City gym. THERE ARE FISH IN THE AQUARIUM AND THEY AREN'T POKEMON | |
| mefi.2012:19:59 <+douglbutt> <keliforniya> Rick Clark, so sad. | |
| mefi.2012:22:23 <+douglbutt> <_Pandy> hi @PETA, i see that one of the hex color codes in your twitter background is "BEEEEF", meat is murder, sort it out ok http://t.co/D3BxzTzE | |
| mefi.2012:11:59 < douglbutt> <ALLCAPSBRO> THE MINUTE I HEAR PEOPLE REFER TO RON PAUL AS DR. PAUL MY BRAIN SHUTS OFF, DOES HIS MEDICAL DEGREE QUALIFY HIS POLITICS? | |
| mefi.2012:12:49 < douglbutt> <KnockoffTweets> Goku President push fist on his disk, yelling telephone. "I don't have hottest happy fucking what government say! Make lawful weeds, man!" | |
| mefi.2012:13:28 < douglbutt> <jimacostacnn> Romney in plant that closed under Bush: “Had the president’s economic plans worked, it would be open right now." | |
| mefi.2012:00:45 <+douglbutt> <_Pandy> hi @PETA, i see that one of the hex color codes in your twitter background is "BEEEEF", meat is murder, sort it out ok http://t.co/D3BxzTzE | |
| mefi.2012:10:12 <@douglbutt> <brendlewhat> Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open* | |
| mefi.2012:10:18 <@douglbutt> <NYCAviation> RT @mpoppel: BREAKING NEWS -- Large passenger plane carrying 127 crashes near Rawalpindi in Punjab province, local media reports | |
| mefi.2012:10:46 <@douglbutt> <simonpegg> For all you spoiler hungry types, here's an EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES photo from the set of STAR TREK 2!!!! http://t.co/61IgXjUa | |
| mefi.2012:11:10 <@douglbutt> <RussianSpaceWeb> NASA TV thinks that Progress launches from the same pad, from which Gagarin went into space. Do not believe what you hear! | |
| mefi.2012:14:49 <@douglbutt> <Charmin> Get out your needle, thread and CHARMIN?! Announcing the 8th Annual Cheap Chic Weddings TP Wedding Dress Contest: http://t.co/l557QgT5 | |
| mefi.2012:18:30 <@douglbutt> <Applebees> @BillCorbett Wow, Bill! Where do you usually dumpster dive? | |
| mefi.2012:09:22 <@douglbutt> <DRG> Psst: Calling all Film-makers! Looking for a professional film-maker who has an affinity for teaching kids, a... http://t.co/GA9E8Tec | |
| mefi.2012:10:13 <@douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> in the serbian version of lord of the rings josip & samwis travel many miles to mount doom, to throw bricks at a Turk | |
| mefi.2012:12:38 <@douglbutt> <liveatc> UAL224 lost instruments on approach to KBOS…was in a hold, now trying ILS 22L - perhaps got instruments back…has 1 hr fuel 126.5 #LiveATC | |
| mefi.2012:13:32 <@douglbutt> <YouKilledMyFun> "siri, play artist coldplay" - no one, ever | |
| mefi.2012:15:22 <@douglbutt> <NASASpaceflight> SpaceX's updated Dragon review is today, then the update goes to NASA. Watching the launch date very carefully. | |
| mefi.2012:15:44 <@douglbutt> <SpaceflightNow> At Cape Canaveral today, @ulalaunch Atlas 5 was topped with payload -- the #AEHF2 anti-jam communications satellite. http://t.co/eDjWKZZo | |
| mefi.2012:15:44 <@douglbutt> <spaceghost> @_Zorak_ Remind him of the time I blasted you both together, off the mirror, through the window, over the rafter, nothing but net... | |
| mefi.2012:11:38 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> if kids are so easily influenced by video games, how come you dont see millions of teens purchasing farm land and growing crops on it? | |
| mefi.2012:11:40 <+douglbutt> <NMSyria> Only Americans would waste millions of dollars inventing a pen that would write in space, while the Russians used a pencil.... | |
| mefi.2012:11:40 <+douglbutt> <NASAhistory> .@NMSyria Actually Mr. Paul Fisher, a US entrepreneur developed the space pen with his own money. See:http://t.co/QPPJNIsU @egvick | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <DanahSelmi> Only Americans would waste millions of dollars inventing a pen that would write in space, while the Russians used a pencil.... | |
| mefi.2012:11:50 <+douglbutt> <tomselleck69> turns out there are four geocaches right near my house, i think this weekend i'll go add a blu-ray of delgo to each one and not report it | |
| mefi.2012:12:03 <+douglbutt> <DanahSelmi> @douglbutt sure , http://t.co/xlOTO5kc | |
| mefi.2012:12:05 <+douglbutt> <DanahSelmi> Only Americans would waste millions of dollars inventing a pen that would write in space, while the Russians used a pencil.... | |
| mefi.2012:12:05 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @DanahSelmi Hi, interesting story about Russians and pencils in space! Can you cite a source, please, being an engineering student and all? | |
| mefi.2012:12:05 <+douglbutt> <DanahSelmi> @douglbutt sure , http://t.co/xlOTO5kc | |
| mefi.2012:12:38 <+douglbutt> <DanahSelmi> @douglbutt Clearly,the Americans are the bright ones in this story, and the Russians are little brighter than the monkeys that were sent up. | |
| mefi.2012:14:12 <+douglbutt> <drewhouston> In other news, @Dropbox is launching a search engine. :) | |
| mefi.2012:14:52 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Case of mad cow disease confirmed in California, USDA says; meat from animal did not enter food chain - Bloomberg News' @JHughesNews | |
| mefi.2012:15:25 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Picard investigates microscopic cameras that blanket the ship like dust. Wesley's uniform shorts are disturbingly tight, 5 inches too short. | |
| mefi.2012:16:44 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Nuns reject Vatican condemnation, says they will not stop supporting women's health rights http://t.co/J57qaGPs #icymi | |
| mefi.2012:19:14 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> <@corinne> if you want to sit and watch something 3d, you're better off just buying a fish | |
| mefi.2012:22:09 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> ZOMG GATEWAY DRUG STRAW MAN! QUICK, SOMEONE GET LIGHTER FLUID AND MATCHES | |
| mefi.2012:22:48 <+douglbutt> <MuscularSon> as the secret service wrestled me to the ground, my fanart titled "PINKIE PIES FOR OBAMA 2012" fluttered to the earth and was trampled upon | |
| mefi.2012:00:28 <+douglbutt> <ALLCAPSBRO> OH SOMETHING DOESN'T WORK ON TWITTER, I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT | |
| mefi.2012:10:04 <@douglbutt> <weedhitler> "hey Autistic Man" "What is it, Horney Jew?" "Superman Bacon?" "That sure gets my particle accelerator going! Dubstep." #BigBangTheoryJokes | |
| mefi.2012:10:05 <@douglbutt> <weedhitler> someone on this bus just said "if that isn't epic, i don't know what is", so i screamed "THE ILLIAD" and krumped into oncoming traffic | |
| mefi.2012:10:09 <@douglbutt> <weedhitler> NEW YORK (AP): Scientists release study that shows smoking anything makes you really cool and Bad Ass. "Yo, fuck you mom" said one scientist | |
| mefi.2012:10:10 <@douglbutt> <weedhitler> wanna be healthy? don't eat. literally do not consume food. absorb sun rays for food. you're a plant now, dude. fuck yeah. skinny as hell. | |
| mefi.2012:12:27 <@douglbutt> <jon_bois> if you run a Mad Men fan forum and you don't call yourself the Madmin, you basically missed the entire point of it | |
| mefi.2012:16:17 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:58:18 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:16:29 <@douglbutt> <DogSolutions> sometime, a dog do uneplxiented, thing, we do not know, science do not know. to day we still earn, about animal http://t.co/77ap0vM8 | |
| mefi.2012:18:19 <@douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Dear Reader, You are reading | |
| mefi.2012:21:08 < douglbutt> <Batman> Who harm yet claim virtue, oppress yet claim to be oppressed, decry defenders as aggressors yet claim your aggression as defense: I see you. | |
| mefi.2012:10:24 <+douglbutt> <wutheringhugs> just accidentally went to "dacebook.com", am disappointed with the lack of minnow-related social networking | |
| mefi.2012:11:00 < douglbutt> <SecondLie> Oh, just go to Toys-R-Us, buy some Barbies, and have them bitch at each other about lag. It's just as good as SL, we've found. | |
| mefi.2012:13:46 < douglbutt> <NASAGoddard> Hey New York City are you ready to #spottheshuttle? Friday, April 27 Enterprise Ferry Flight is a "Go" http://t.co/WkM1plGJ | |
| mefi.2012:14:16 <+douglbutt> <ActuallyAmDolan> "Please, I have children, will you spare me, Dolan?" #questionsthatdontgetanswers | |
| mefi.2012:15:06 <@douglbutt> <billmckibben> Texas' turn to broil: 7 new all-time April records, including a 111 reading. In April. Did I mention this was in April? http://t.co/piWGoocP | |
| mefi.2012:15:15 <@douglbutt> <zseward> Hah, huge Hunger Games spoiler in a Kindle ad: http://t.co/9YS6YBSK via @harrisj | |
| mefi.2012:15:44 <@douglbutt> <timmyisanerd> Jack White Jack Whites better than all other Jack Whites, and only Jack Whites Jack Whiter with age @JackWhite | |
| mefi.2012:16:53 <@douglbutt> <DVSblast> "Hi folks, I'm Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the environment. But there's nothing "the environment" about childhood obesity" | |
| mefi.2012:22:10 <@douglbutt> <danieldrucker> Well done, Ubuntu. You crashed so hard you broke out of the VM and crashed the host! http://t.co/ZxOPRxbh | |
| mefi.2012:09:52 < douglbutt> <NASA> Next stop, New York! Post your #OV101 stories http://t.co/iWLUSG5R and photos http://t.co/bFLs7WEw #spottheshuttle http://t.co/0rlJVg7B | |
| mefi.2012:09:52 < douglbutt> <danieldrucker> Well done, Ubuntu. You crashed so hard you broke out of the VM and crashed the host! http://t.co/ZxOPRxbh | |
| mefi.2012:10:01 < douglbutt> <dcairports> Enterprise fading from view at Dulles. Enjoy the show, New York! @IntrepidMuseum #intrepidshuttle | |
| mefi.2012:10:38 < douglbutt> <mattlanger> Man just wait until that 747 makes an emergency landing in the Hudson, Twitter is going to go NUTS. | |
| mefi.2012:11:31 < douglbutt> <lemonkey> CNN newscaster to children, "this is your future, kids" as they show space shuttle being towed into storage. | |
| mefi.2012:14:40 <+douglbutt> <jtbourne> Alex Ovechkin, in a nutshell: http://t.co/y7FaeAep | |
| mefi.2012:14:11 < douglbutt> <creaturegods> if you're feelin blue, just google image search "fat val kilmer" and everything will be alright | |
| mefi.2012:22:56 <+douglbutt> <COMPUTER_KID> dad, the question u can answer for me is how any woman could resist a man like me who talks Real Talk to big software companies on twitter, | |
| mefi.2012:03:06 < douglbutt> <meganamram> I try not to beat live horses, either | |
| mefi.2012:03:06 < douglbutt> <fart> a cool way to get girls to like you is say "hey ladies, wanna party at Club (your name)??" so its like Club Brian or Club Pete or whatever | |
| mefi.2012:12:26 < douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Geordi builds a submersible shuttle to rescue Data, who has fallen into an ocean trench. Worf kills Picard's bonsai tree by screaming at it. | |
| mefi.2012:12:41 < douglbutt> <Riddler> Audimax geräumt, Brittany Murphy tot, was für ein Scheiß Tag! | |
| mefi.2012:17:34 < douglbutt> <FakeScience> If you are what you eat, then spiders actually are insects. | |
| mefi.2012:23:00 < douglbutt> <danieldrucker> Well done, Ubuntu. You crashed so hard you broke out of the VM and crashed the host! http://t.co/ZxOPRxbh | |
| mefi.2012:23:01 < douglbutt> <johnhawks> You know, a good lecturer has a pattern of eye movement that is remarkably like a vervet/meerkat sentinel scanning for predators. | |
| mefi.2012:11:59 < douglbutt> <AdventurerGuard> @PrinceRadytz, I used to be an adventurer just like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee | |
| mefi.2012:12:50 < douglbutt> <dril> LIKE A SNAKE SHEDS ITS SKIN, I SHED ANOTHER HARD ROCK CAFE TSHIRT EVERY 7 MONTHS | |
| mefi.2012:16:12 < douglbutt> <Danelope> …one visit to The @Verge results in 23 cookies, my data being sent to at least FIVE different tracking services, and Flash cookies to boot. | |
| mefi.2012:16:48 < douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Wesley's dino experiment mistakenly mixes with Riker's beard DNA, creating the sexy-but-dangerous Velociriker. Troi's mom tries to marry it. | |
| mefi.2012:17:06 < douglbutt> <evgenymorozov> Religious Sites Carry More Malware Than Porn Sites, Security Firm Reports http://t.co/FcauhyUX | |
| mefi.2012:21:14 < douglbutt> <taco_truck> @marcmaron just spotted coyotes in our hood, got 2 cats in as many weeks. Keep Boomer inside. | |
| mefi.2012:12:32 < douglbutt> <NYCAviation> 747-8i cockpit has its own lavatory, pilots never have to leave secure area. #7478idelivery | |
| mefi.2012:14:55 <+douglbutt> <climagic> I told a great UDP joke at a staff meeting one time, but almost nobody got it. | |
| mefi.2012:15:02 < douglbutt> <Pie_Museum> @douglbutt *continues chewing, slowly and thoughtfully* | |
| mefi.2012:16:59 < douglbutt> <AtlasSmugged> Rape culture? Patriarchy? Pssh whatever, stop making shit up. What? Of course the friend zone is real! | |
| mefi.2012:17:20 < douglbutt> <BorowitzReport> If they do capture Kony, I think credit goes to those brave Americans who changed their profile pictures. #Kony2012 | |
| mefi.2012:18:05 < douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> You deserve to look and feel beautiful, because you are! I used these words | |
| mefi.2012:18:29 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> hey #mefi, let's have some INAPPROPRIATE SEX! | |
| mefi.2012:20:06 < douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Malcolm Gladwell's new book, Learn To Park, addresses the sociological aspects of will you learn to fucking park. For fuck's sake. 328pp. | |
| mefi.2012:21:58 < douglbutt> <JimCantore> Minneapolis, MN is facing an approaching squall line. BIG HAIL very possible: http://t.co/OCiy8T2x #MNWX | |
| mefi.2012:10:37 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> "Got your nose," I told my nephew, locking the appendage in a crystal orb and cackling as it rose into the night sky. | |
| mefi.2012:12:27 <+douglbutt> <AtlasSmugged> Cinnamon Challenge is a load of BS, how am I supposed to get out of this cinnamon maze if the walls move? how do i escape the cinnaminotuar | |
| mefi.2012:16:19 <+douglbutt> <carolynporco> At long last! Early pics frm today's Enc flyby w/ more in a few hrs. Then tomorrow, raw pics frm Dione flyby. Enoy! http://t.co/GWK4Fg0r | |
| mefi.2012:19:16 <+douglbutt> <Veronica> @sonicalpha yes, under RSS on the website. | |
| mefi.2012:20:19 <+douglbutt> <crap> Oohlala, I just crapped my crepe. | |
| mefi.2012:20:46 <+douglbutt> <JimCantore> Dangerous storm heading towards Medford, MN. Getting better organized. could #TORNADO at any time!! | |
| mefi.2012:23:26 <+douglbutt> <spann> All U.S. tornado tracks from 1950-2011. So, where is tornado alley? http://t.co/DAHKwCFC | |
| mefi.2012:10:33 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> Just drank a Sully drink: two parts grey goose, 1 part water. | |
| mefi.2012:15:31 <+douglbutt> <Perfect_Beanis> FOR SALE: giant maze i built in back yard for my dog. if you find a dog inside you can keep him, he is a bad dog who can't figure out a maze | |
| mefi.2012:15:55 <+douglbutt> <Dropbox> DROPQUEST II: It's back, and it's epic-er. Solve a scavenger hunt to earn free space and maybe some really cool prizes! http://t.co/7mkcENKF | |
| mefi.2012:16:37 <+douglbutt> <Cheeseboy22> Geez, it's like these people have never seen someone wearing a lifejacket on the gym's rowing machine. | |
| mefi.2012:17:16 <+douglbutt> <MeetingBoy> One coworker brought in homemade cupcakes to share, so another brought in lettuce she'd grown in her garden. Guess who's more popular. | |
| mefi.2012:17:33 <+douglbutt> <a> @LoyaltyTraveler The Chatwal, New York City #SPGAMEX | |
| mefi.2012:21:53 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1999, the NWS used their first ever "tornado emergency" wording in its Tornado Warnings. | |
| mefi.2012:10:32 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> May the 4th be with you, chanted the writing faceless mass of rudderless obese losers pathetically seeking to cling to bygone childhood joys | |
| mefi.2012:12:18 <%douglbutt> <breakingweather> Severe wx tonight for SD, Minn, Iowa & NE. @jpovwx says Can't rule out a few tornadoes either! | |
| mefi.2012:12:39 <%douglbutt> <smartasshat> *Is Seeing 'The Avengers' During Supermoon An iPhone Killer?* Jesus, I think the news media needs to calm right the fuck down. | |
| mefi.2012:14:09 <%douglbutt> <FakeMTA> The M, C. and A trains won't be running, due to the world being really unfair, sometimes. | |
| mefi.2012:14:28 <%douglbutt> <ChuckSchumer> Born and Bred in Brooklyn, U.S.A., they call him Adam Yauch, but he's M.C.A. RIP Adam. #beastieboys #nosleeptillbrooklyn | |
| mefi.2012:16:10 <+douglbutt> <WBCVideo> WAIT! Beasty Boys Adam Yauch was born to a Jewish mother, a Catholic father but was a practicing Buddhist? Thrice cursed! #MustPicketFuneral | |
| mefi.2012:12:04 <+douglbutt> <a_goldfish_> Some girl walked out of red robin, puked in the grass, then laughed at me. I'm so hurt and confused and WHAT WAS SO FUNNY | |
| mefi.2012:13:07 <+douglbutt> <TWCMikeBettes> St Paul, NE thunderstorm at sunset last night http://t.co/vOxVQ5uy | |
| mefi.2012:13:49 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Strong thunderstorms will impact Manketo, Minn. in the next 1/2 hr. Minneapolis could see severe storm conditions within an hour. | |
| mefi.2012:23:24 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> If you see my butt while downtown tonight, don't worry, it's just the supermoon. | |
| mefi.2012:10:08 <+douglbutt> <0157> #ObamaDerbyNames you're all idiots who have no idea what marxism and communism actually are & your tax rates have actually decreased, idiots | |
| mefi.2012:11:00 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> As you might know, I am a full time Internet | |
| mefi.2012:11:54 <+douglbutt> <jerkomatic> THERE WILL BE NO CROISSANTS DUE TO YOUR BUMBLING, CLOUSEAU-ESQUE ANTICS | |
| mefi.2012:17:09 <+douglbutt> <DinkCheney> Just came up with the ultimate burn. "SHUT UP, NERD" | |
| mefi.2012:17:15 <+douglbutt> <aterkel> Dick Lugar says Tea Party activists trespassed on his farm, put up signs. http://t.co/KgWcE3NI | |
| mefi.2012:13:00 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> Pepsi Next: 60% less sugar, same aspartame, acesulfame potassium, and sucralose taste! | |
| mefi.2012:17:09 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> away from her gaze.) Do we have any wine, do we have any wine, do we have any wine? DALTON. | |
| mefi.2012:17:53 <+douglbutt> <cool_pond> #OneThingILove Sportball. There is no thing like it . Pass the globe to the man, wait for the spider, step on the spider, eat the goal, etc | |
| mefi.2012:19:32 <+douglbutt> <hors_ecocks> boners, oh my god BONERS | |
| mefi.2012:03:00 <%shake> <Douglbutt> i went to college, we had a lot less of a few more jobs" in cleveland. | |
| mefi.2012:10:24 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Ron Paul tells CNN he's not dropping out, says "almost any Republican can beat Obama" - @dougf24 | |
| mefi.2012:11:37 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> @LynnHuber @tweetrans Neat, thanks. | |
| mefi.2012:11:38 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> Sukhoi Superjet Demo Flight Crashes in Indonesia, Plane and 46 Passengers Missing: http://t.co/bhcoWcBE | |
| mefi.2012:12:26 <+douglbutt> <simonowens> "[Arianna Huffington] couldn't be bothered with TechCrunch—after all, it's not even named after her." http://t.co/gDCou8wc | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Sunspot region moving into position to face Earth biggest in years, 8 Earths long: http://t.co/sixTTe2B | |
| mefi.2012:14:52 <+douglbutt> <RT_com> Mobile phones of 2 Indonesian journos from disappeared SuperJet-100 work, but no one answering - local media http://t.co/OwleixOj | |
| mefi.2012:15:17 <+douglbutt> <brianstelter> On Fox, Shep Smith shows ABC's clip of Obama, then says: "The president of the United States: now in the 21st century." | |
| mefi.2012:15:37 <+douglbutt> <RuPaulsDragRace> .@BarackObama... shantay, you stay! http://t.co/bPPQEjYv | |
| mefi.2012:16:13 <+douglbutt> <ivey> @douglbutt shouldn't have kickbanned me then. No really I just forgot to turn the bouncer back on, I'll come back later. | |
| mefi.2012:16:30 <+douglbutt> <RepJackKimble> President Obama's comments on gay marriage cheapen my traditional marriage. If I cheat on my wife, he is to blame | |
| mefi.2012:16:45 <+douglbutt> <text_quest> DALLAS, JUNE 9TH. ONE MONTH HAS PASSED SINCE OBAMA DECLARED WAR ON MARRIAGE. I SILENTLY STALK SHELLED OUT BUILDINGS, DILDO CANON IN HAND. | |
| mefi.2012:16:47 <+douglbutt> <JoesNotBobDylan> Obama is responcible for Twitter crashing in Mobile, Alabama. A lot of people trying to write "fag" are yelling at a whale right now. | |
| mefi.2012:17:42 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> . @rigamarock @LouiseMensch Louise, I want you to know that Margaret Thatcher, as with Reagan, deserved her Alzheimer's. | |
| mefi.2012:17:42 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> . @rigamarock @LouiseMensch imagine the glorious spectacle of Thatcher, butcher of Long Kesh, struggling to spoonfeed herself creamed corn | |
| mefi.2012:17:42 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> . @rigamarock @LouiseMensch Thatcher, a vicious woman who hated the poor, strengthened the IRA, & massacred sailors, shits in a diaper now | |
| mefi.2012:04:59 <+douglbutt> <clonemesh> @GerryS you're welcome sir. here is another higher resolution photo. yeah, it's sad ending. RIP for those onboard http://t.co/CPYwqc4r | |
| mefi.2012:11:09 <+douglbutt> <shanselman> Seriously, it's RIDICULOUS that this stupid little throwaway lunchtime blog post is going viral. Sigh. | |
| mefi.2012:12:56 <+douglbutt> <DanAmira> Ann Romney, 5/1: Mitt still "the boy that I met in high school." Mitt Romney, 5/10: "I'm quite a different guy now." http://t.co/eSGF8Y0R | |
| mefi.2012:13:55 <%douglbutt> <brownpau> Got on Klout, though I almost punched the monitor when it gave me this choice: [ ] I am an individual influencer [ ] I am a brand influencer | |
| mefi.2012:14:11 <%douglbutt> <joshmillard> Favorite thing about Wizard of Oz: even as she's dying, wicked witch of east's top priority is complaining about Waterworld. | |
| mefi.2012:14:47 <%douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Sorry,. I didn t mean to scare you, but nobody promised this would be easy. THERE IS NO. SUCH THING AS EASY | |
| mefi.2012:14:52 <%douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> away from her gaze.) Do we have any wine, do we have any wine, do we have any wine? DALTON. | |
| mefi.2012:18:10 <+douglbutt> <ABigBagOfKeys> *Holmes rubs some dirt between his thumb an forefinger* Mr Watson, the man we're looking for has a shitty diap and a Gaia Online account | |
| mefi.2012:20:09 <+douglbutt> <Leonard_GCC> @FreddyTheLanky ask your mom, dingleberry | |
| mefi.2012:10:22 <+douglbutt> <nydailynews> Caribbean cruise worker says John Travolta gave him a naked hug, offered him $12,000 for a sex romp http://t.co/rS63sEPn | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <hors_ecocks> boners, oh my god BONERS | |
| mefi.2012:14:52 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Eyewitness to KPTV: Four-alarm fire at high school near Portland, Oregon sparked by students playing with hand sanitizer. | |
| mefi.2012:18:42 <+douglbutt> <joshcomers> “Happy Mother’s Day” is not an invitation for a full-blown conversation, Mom. | |
| mefi.2012:17:32 <+douglbutt> <Daniel_Bosman> Wow, Mitt Romney is going to be at Drake tomorrow! What a piece of shit! I hope I get to make him a latte, so I can decaf it. | |
| mefi.2012:12:00 <+douglbutt> <Garfield> I like my coffee strong. Not quite "Odie's breath" strong, but you know what I mean. | |
| mefi.2012:15:07 <+douglbutt> <ecareyo> If you see something, Google "Fattest baby ever" on your smartphone then play Words With Friends | |
| mefi.2012:09:25 <+douglbutt> <shaunwalker7> Aeroflot hostess fired for tweet calling crashed Sukhoi jet a "shitmachine", today says it always had probs, often doors wdnt close properly | |
| mefi.2012:10:02 <+douglbutt> <familyradiocom> And #God said,Let US make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness:Gen1:26Heb1:2Jhn1:32-34,30 #MothersDay #GOP #Obama2012 #Teaparty #LGBT #Pray | |
| mefi.2012:16:57 <+douglbutt> <nice_mustard> dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun | |
| mefi.2012:17:05 <+douglbutt> <Danelope> What's that, Netherlands? What would happen if you used speculoos spread as the filling in a stroopwafel? This is SHEER MADNESS ! #yesplease | |
| mefi.2012:13:36 <+douglbutt> <InfoAlerteBot> .@cfhorgan ACTUALLY, HE WAS SURE, BUT WAS INFORMED ON SHORT NOTICE THAT HE WASN'T ACTUALLY SURE. | |
| mefi.2012:19:31 <+douglbutt> <punkwalrus> So, if you wanted to know how road floozies rate rock stars they had sex with, there's a forum for that: http://t.co/4jbYiBJh | |
| mefi.2012:12:59 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> All over Palo Alto: "Siri, how rich am I now? Siri, how about now? Siri, say it again slow. Siri, text that to my ex." | |
| mefi.2012:12:07 < douglbutt> <unhaunting> facing the pentagram, you make the invocation: THAT'S GAY AS SHIT DUDE. nothing happens. then realization dawns: you are Shit Dude. it's you | |
| mefi.2012:17:54 < douglbutt> <ttscoff> Were you wondering how to get text selection in QL, too? Nice: http://t.co/nFvP1d9k | |
| mefi.2012:11:38 < douglbutt> <cool_pond> #IStandWithObama in our new garden. Against his wishes, I planted mint, and its overtaken everything. "It's ok," he says. "Makes you think." | |
| mefi.2012:15:12 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> RT @911BUFF: #PHILADELPHIA #BREAKING PILOT ON APPROACH TO PHILADELPHIA INTL AIRPORT REPORTS SMOKE TRAIL, DETONATION. | |
| mefi.2012:16:18 <+douglbutt> <geotie2323> @douglbutt I hear ya, the cyberbullies wont bully me! | |
| mefi.2012:16:41 <+douglbutt> <axomamma> @douglbutt @geotie2323 misquoted? who misquoted @geotie2323? no one, that's who. you mean in sense of quoting him at all? hahahaha! | |
| mefi.2012:17:10 <+douglbutt> <YouKilledMyFun> If I fart into the air conditioning intake of a 2BR apartment, will that spread the smell around a lot? HEPA 9 filter. Asking for a friend. | |
| mefi.2012:00:34 <+douglbutt> <TacoBell> @__MICHAELJ0RDAN No, Michael. It's a taco. | |
| mefi.2012:09:14 <+douglbutt> <AdamSerwer> Climate change = no big deal, says Heartland Institute adviser. "People that warm spells kill are already moribund": http://t.co/BQX6mB5s | |
| mefi.2012:14:05 <+douglbutt> <cstross> Um. The mind, she boggles (and flees screaming): http://t.co/gjC7w6qC | |
| mefi.2012:14:36 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> but we will catch up one day in terms of killing power, allah willing | |
| mefi.2012:14:36 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> but we will catch up one day in terms of killing power, allah willing | |
| mefi.2012:14:37 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> but we will catch up one day in terms of killing power, allah willing | |
| mefi.2012:16:17 <+douglbutt> <Queen_UK> Oh Christ, here comes Paul McCartney. Look busy. | |
| mefi.2012:16:49 <+douglbutt> <Melonopoly> got 10 minutes til my french final, time to put phantom of the opera on repeat | |
| mefi.2012:22:14 <+douglbutt> <chrispulaski> Wow, if you hadn't said that your opinions are your own in your Twitter profile, I'd have thought your employer was a dumbass, too! | |
| mefi.2012:23:36 <+douglbutt> <elonmusk> The President just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so at first I thought it was a telemarketer :) | |
| mefi.2012:00:52 <+douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> The Woman's Club of Harrodsburg has made an offer of 25 cents a pint for dead houseflies, when delivered to the right parties. KY1912 | |
| mefi.2012:10:11 <+douglbutt> <dougpasnak> @YouKilledMyFun Nice try, dimbulb. The stats were a direct counter to your uninformed claim that no one read @Oatmeal 's rebuttal. | |
| mefi.2012:10:13 <+douglbutt> <FakeScience> If you don't know what "forceps" are, just say "forceps" in a serious voice and someone will hand them to you. | |
| mefi.2012:13:16 <+douglbutt> <ablaze> Oh my lordy lordy lord. Tweetbot now has keyword muting. Goodbye forever, sportsball. | |
| mefi.2012:23:13 <+douglbutt> <ButMel> YESSS. MT @PWeiskel08 In compliance w/ #loi78, students in Quebec send march route to the cops http://t.co/WF1idOC6 #ggi #ftp | |
| mefi.2012:09:09 <+douglbutt> <NASA> .@SpaceX #Dragon resumes approach to #ISS toward 30m hold point. Based on lighting, grapple estimated 10:40amET. Live.: http://t.co/m7wHG834 | |
| mefi.2012:09:57 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Space journalists, here is your free headline idea: ASTRONAUT GRAPPLES DRAGON WITH ROBOT ARM IN SPACE. Come on, it’s accurate. | |
| mefi.2012:22:14 <+douglbutt> <StuOstro> National #Hurricane Center has changed their ftp site to "Beryl." Doesn't guarantee it'll be named at 11p ET, but there's a high probability | |
| mefi.2012:12:12 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> According to WU weather historian Chris Burt, the record minimum for May for Antarctica is -118F. | |
| mefi.2012:01:26 <+douglbutt> <dcurtis> SpaceX's entire history, including rocket design, testing, and launch operations, has cost less than Facebook paid for Instagram. | |
| mefi.2012:12:37 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> why don't you nibble a musky dicknugget, you fat fucking cuntspray | |
| mefi.2012:10:12 <+douglbutt> <jimwxgator> Check that fact, I now see that 1981 and 1973 both had two pre-season tropical cyclones. Interesting fact: both seasons were quite slow | |
| mefi.2012:12:51 <+douglbutt> <ZooeySiri> Siri, make a note: "A song about escalators that's really a song about gun control." | |
| mefi.2012:13:17 <+douglbutt> <indeedbrewing> .@365MusicProject no plans for growlers now, but we will sell 750 mL "bombers" in the taproom, in addition to the 12 oz. cans and kegs. | |
| mefi.2012:13:49 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> 2.75" baseball-sized hail reported in Stratford, NY. | |
| mefi.2012:21:47 <+douglbutt> <Pogue> TONIGHT'S MEDITATION: This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. | |
| mefi.2012:23:41 <+douglbutt> <JamesGandolfini> Log off, that "cookies" shit makes me nervous! | |
| mefi.2012:16:10 <+douglbutt> <Eating> RT @HarleyPlays It's 2012, if you don't have twitter I think you're stupid and I don't trust you. | |
| mefi.2012:09:48 <+douglbutt> <greenberg> I'm starting a band. I can't really play any instrument or sing, so I'm looking for a few musical co-founders. | |
| mefi.2012:14:22 <+douglbutt> <Henry_Margusity> Strong rotation in a storm just west of Amherst, VA. One of the strongest mesos I have seen in VA this year. | |
| mefi.2012:15:41 <+douglbutt> <Henry_Margusity> People on I-70 near MT Airy, VA are driving right into a tornado. | |
| mefi.2012:23:29 <+douglbutt> <johncachero> I was going to post about how gas prices have gone down since I last filled up, but it still cost $52.00 to fill up my mid-sized SUV. Meh. | |
| mefi.2012:15:21 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> 147 passengers believed to be on board plane that crashed into building in Lagos, Nigeria - @BBCBreaking | |
| mefi.2012:21:02 <+douglbutt> <Jesus_M_Christ> Sorry, Richard Dawson. My dad meant to give that cancer to Richard Dawkins, but you know how 6000 year old ppl are w/ names. | |
| mefi.2012:10:15 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> well imo there's no reason to think about $16 worth of tomato powder, just click a thing and it'll be at your door later | |
| mefi.2012:21:44 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> Exit polls have been highly accurate in every recent election except 1992, 1994, 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2008 and 2010. | |
| mefi.2012:11:43 <+douglbutt> <bp> Happy to celebrate world ipv6 day thanks to http://t.co/BL6wpYgx and my Airport Extreme. Verizon, Y U NO native v6 on… https://t.co/MGNqVe6b | |
| mefi.2012:13:31 <+douglbutt> <cryptoron> hmmm, mijn sha1 hash zit inderdaad in de linkedin database. Dus het is toch heel erg echt. | |
| mefi.2012:15:00 <+douglbutt> <TSAgov> To honor the memory of Ray Bradbury, we'll be confiscating/burning your books at the Security Gate. #TSA | |
| mefi.2012:15:41 <+douglbutt> <al3x> Honestly, I think a stranger having unfettered access to my LinkedIn account could only possibly lead to exciting new career directions. | |
| mefi.2012:11:00 <+douglbutt> <vladchoc> Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches. | |
| mefi.2012:15:29 <+douglbutt> <mashable> Snooki's Cellphone Hacked, Nude Pictures Hit the Web [REPORT] http://t.co/lEUHcsfD | |
| mefi.2012:20:33 <+douglbutt> <brian4NY> Yacht explosion a hoax, as per #coastguard source. CG Very, very angry!!! | |
| mefi.2012:09:43 <+douglbutt> <RadioShack> @HAL9000_ We might have one, but you'd have to open the pod bay doors to get to the store and find out.... | |
| mefi.2012:10:38 <+douglbutt> <NASASpaceflight> UPDATE: ISS' Cupola window 2 has been impacted by a MMOD strike. Shutter closed, evaluating. Doesn't look bad. Article later. | |
| mefi.2012:16:05 <+douglbutt> <Pinboard> @louderegg well, it's not normally a high load server... | |
| mefi.2012:16:21 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife, Shellie, arrested on perjury charge. Mug shot: http://t.co/6uqLPHXZ | |
| mefi.2012:16:44 <+douglbutt> <CNNNewsUSA> If You Make Enough High-Pitched SCreaming Noises, Your Dad Legally has To Drive You To Burger King | |
| mefi.2012:16:53 <+douglbutt> <lizard_wizard77> CLICK HERE TO READ REVIEWS OF 'dilbert but with the voice of gilbert gottfried': “wow, what a great idea” “this rules guys!!” “so likable” | |
| mefi.2012:19:27 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> The shadows on these two icons are different directions, unless you're meant to imagine a single light between both. http://t.co/CPN1aVVB | |
| mefi.2012:10:56 <+douglbutt> <elakdawalla> @b0yle Shame on you, Alan! That made me spit-take. | |
| mefi.2012:11:20 <+douglbutt> <MrPapaya> @YouKilledMyFun @douglbutt Obama's going to send a drone with a sad face to your house, Doug | |
| mefi.2012:12:12 <+douglbutt> <petershankman> How can we live in such a technologically advanced world, yet my car GPS STILL recommends the Cross-Bronx Expressway? | |
| mefi.2012:16:35 < douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> WHETHER WE LIKE IT NOR NOT, WE ARE ALL MOVING | |
| mefi.2012:19:43 < douglbutt> <taco> Wait, its already Saturday here? #TimeTraveling in #Taiwan... hey @moveease better get that #chang on ice, i'll be in bangkok in no time! | |
| mefi.2012:22:24 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Spring, Summer and Autumn Cabbages http://t.co/YHasiBcp | |
| mefi.2012:22:45 <+douglbutt> <SomaliThinker> The #Ethiopia'n government banned the use of all Internet phone service (VOIP), citing reasons of "national security". My foot! | |
| mefi.2012:11:04 < douglbutt> <bengodar> HGTV's House Hunters is fake, reports any adult with observation / critical thinking skills. | |
| mefi.2012:14:29 < douglbutt> <HNStatus> Another "highly scalable, distributed" database launched today. Something about Skype on Linux. Also, The Oatmeal pissed off a lawyer. | |
| mefi.2012:15:45 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> "It is great to be back in Cleveland." -- Obama, lying | |
| mefi.2012:17:32 < douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Alien archaeologists mistakenly unleash an analog Borg ancestor. Geordi falls asleep while reading a book, sets it on fire with his VISOR. | |
| mefi.2012:17:33 < douglbutt> <climagic> shopt -u huponexit # in bash, make sure backgrounded jobs don't get killed when the parent shell exits #guestweek | |
| mefi.2012:17:34 < douglbutt> <loudbot> HE NEVER DEFUCKED ANYTHING, WTF YOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS | |
| mefi.2012:21:16 < douglbutt> <fivenines> rozic: my advice to everyone, netflix the series john from cincinatti...: my advice to everyone, netflix the ser.. http://tinyurl.com/6h42rn | |
| mefi.2012:01:03 < douglbutt> <RacistWallaby> There's a fine line between a hand up and a handout, which is why we shouldn't give any financial assistance to Wombats. Just to be safe. | |
| mefi.2012:01:03 < douglbutt> <RacistWallaby> I'm just going to stop paying taxes. It works for Bandicoots, and why should *I* have to bear the burden of supporting unwed Dingo mothers? | |
| mefi.2012:10:37 <+douglbutt> <MayorRTRybak> “@JohnDeneen1:Mayor,you are married, how could you support same sex marriage?” Because someone else's happiness doesn't threaten mine | |
| mefi.2012:10:39 <+douglbutt> <kelan> Fact: At the WWDC Bash tonight, Apple delivered Ice Cream Sandwiches to more people than Google has in the past 7 months. | |
| mefi.2012:10:48 <+douglbutt> <nbcwashington> Naked, Flailing Man Arrested in #OceanCity: http://t.co/FSeLB0XG | |
| mefi.2012:15:36 < douglbutt> <two_pi_r> What the fuck is this Wilfred show on FX. It's, uh, | |
| mefi.2012:20:02 <+douglbutt> <tehloki> Eat a fuckbunch of buttcrunch, dickmunch | |
| mefi.2012:21:05 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Does anyone else think that maybe, just a little, pandas deserve to be extinct? | |
| mefi.2012:18:59 <+douglbutt> <REasther> @kiwinerd Actually its a unified FIELD theory of cows (sorry, bad pub), | |
| mefi.2012:21:40 <+douglbutt> <BernardKeane> Fairfax shares surge. Ah, the market. | |
| mefi.2012:09:28 <+douglbutt> <SpaceflightNow> China's three #Shenzhou9 astronauts are all aboard the Tiangong space lab, the first Chinese mini-space station. http://t.co/0fpxEkGG | |
| mefi.2012:10:50 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> Hotel internet down. I scanned the network, found wifi router running port 80, logged in as admin/admin, rebooted, fixed. All on my iPhone. | |
| mefi.2012:10:58 <+douglbutt> <sweden> Whats the fuzz with jews. You can't even see if a person is a jew, unless you see their penises, and even if you do, you can't be sure!? | |
| mefi.2012:14:00 < douglbutt> <Cabel> When my phone was stolen in SF last year, they immediately powered it down to stop Find My iPhone. Settings idea: "Shutdown Requires PIN"? | |
| mefi.2012:14:47 < douglbutt> <douglbutt> Edwards aged, smoked country ham might just be America’s premiere slicing ham. | |
| mefi.2012:16:19 < douglbutt> <ideaot> #10WorstFeelings existing, pain, love, happiness, bliss, pain, memories, step on a lego, care, arrow to the knee | |
| mefi.2012:23:09 <+douglbutt> <gruber> If Microsoft is willing to make its own ARM tablets and portable PCs, why not their own phones, too? (Checks Nokia stock price…) | |
| mefi.2012:23:11 <+douglbutt> <TPHD> .@youngmatthew NORMAN ROCKWELL SWALLOWED 15 LIVE, ENORMOUS FISH BEFORE HIS HORRIFIED CLASSMATES SUCCEEDED IN STOPPING HIM | |
| mefi.2012:12:24 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> While Sitting In Your Most Comfortable Chair, Quickly Discover The Missing Links That Rapidly Catapults Your Ability to Devastate, Humiliate | |
| mefi.2012:13:43 < douglbutt> <JaeLaah> WARNING: If you see posts offering free clips of Justin Bieber's new album, DO NOT CLICK. They link to free clips of Bieber's new album. | |
| mefi.2012:15:29 < douglbutt> <orang55> Why, yes, I *do* sign my mobile emails "Sent from my BatPhone" | |
| mefi.2012:15:29 < douglbutt> <IncrediblyRich> My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume. | |
| mefi.2012:16:05 <+douglbutt> <isaach> well played, internet. http://t.co/eebUJmG9 | |
| mefi.2012:16:15 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> with pretty faces of industrious milliners, neat sempstresses, ladies cheapening, gentlemen behind counters lying, authors in the street | |
| mefi.2012:12:57 < douglbutt> <SushiFix> Oh boy, I hope this weather people should be accurate, it's says lots of rain | |
| mefi.2012:14:37 < douglbutt> <HuffingtonPost> Ron Paul, who thinks Social Security is unconstitutional, admits he's on it http://t.co/zLBUeB72 | |
| mefi.2012:16:27 <+douglbutt> <holman> @tlunter For GitHub? The last two weeks I believe we've hired six devs, a designer, and an office manager. | |
| mefi.2012:16:28 <+douglbutt> <holman> GitHub, Inc: 91 employees, and, at 1pm on a Wednesday, six people in the office. | |
| mefi.2012:16:49 <+douglbutt> <DuluthZooSeal> @arikhanson sounds good. If the rabbit visits Duluth tell him to stop by, but stay away from @DuluthPolarBear; him being carnivore and all. | |
| mefi.2012:19:56 <+douglbutt> <kristenmchugh22> every day, misogynists and homophobes use the internet and benefit from the work of Ada Lovelace and Alan Turing. | |
| mefi.2012:02:16 <+douglbutt> <WhoopiGoldberg> Wizard,yes diablo3,got the patch,am AM a nerd, yes it's me,love y'all 2,I'm in the bastions keep big hug2 all u diablo folk&blizzard folks | |
| mefi.2012:11:33 <+douglbutt> <keder> If SCOTUS rules against ObamaCare, there will be a bunch of death threats posted to Twitter against conservative justices. Bank on it. | |
| mefi.2012:18:11 <+douglbutt> <DrDogs247> wooWOOF Hope u r all havin a #supertweet time furriends, while yer here #Followme cuz #ifollowback loyal&true #poochsmooches 2u wooHOO! | |
| mefi.2012:20:58 <+douglbutt> <Mobute> Facebook changed everyone's email to [email protected], and if you want to change it back you have to email them with 42069 as the subject. | |
| mefi.2012:22:12 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> 3 days from a new season of LOUIE, 20 from BREAKING BAD, 25 from DARK KNIGHT RISES. Despite the coming race war, this is a golden age! | |
| mefi.2012:14:13 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> OH SHIT, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE -- THE OLD STYLE KLINGON IS TALKING TO THE NEW STYLE KLINGON | |
| mefi.2012:09:40 <+douglbutt> <MlTTR0MNEY> As Colorado Springs burns, it must give them peace of mind that they laid off firefighters for slightly lower taxes. http://t.co/ySW21fz3 | |
| mefi.2012:09:47 <+douglbutt> <bn2b> For my next trick, I will turn you into an e-reader: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahaha classic plz RT | |
| mefi.2012:10:33 <+douglbutt> <419scam> EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT 'ADELE' SONG, I HAVE TO CLEASE MY EARS WITH THIS: http://t.co/8HzUXm4P SERIOUSLY, WHY HAS MUSIC GOTTEN SO SUCKY? | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <shoebox> Gonna take multiple tweets, but here's what's happening. I spent most of the day in the ER today, and will be admitted for 3-5 days. | |
| mefi.2012:13:54 <+douglbutt> <shoebox> Found an old text file labeled "talk ideas" it's a short list, but one item read simply "Lockpicking Cooking Show...?" hehe | |
| mefi.2012:22:01 <+douglbutt> <michaelroston> Anti-Semitic Elmo ran Cambodian rape porn web site in another life, worked for Girl Scouts http://t.co/fNbx9O6H #gasp | |
| mefi.2012:00:01 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> I will say, one nice thing about the Golden Girls intro is that it doesn't overstay its welcome. | |
| mefi.2012:10:07 <+douglbutt> <SCOTUSblog> #SCOTUS invalidates Stolen Valor Act, but Congress may be able to rewrite the statute. | |
| mefi.2012:10:12 <+douglbutt> <stefanjbecket> SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS INDIVIDUAL MANDATE IN 6-3 DECISION; ROBERTS, KENNEDY IN MAJORITY –- @SCOTUSblog | |
| mefi.2012:10:15 <+douglbutt> <stefanjbecket> CORRECTION: VOTE 5-4, ROBERTS IN MAJORITY | |
| mefi.2012:10:22 <+douglbutt> <CNN> "The health care reform law is constitutional," says @WolfBlitzer, after getting details about the ruling. Live now on @CNN TV. | |
| mefi.2012:10:31 <+douglbutt> <keder> If SCOTUS rules against ObamaCare, there will be a bunch of death threats posted to Twitter against conservative justices. Bank on it. | |
| mefi.2012:11:10 <+douglbutt> <Initech_Bill> Hello, @welovedc. What's happening? Uh, we have sort of a problem here. You didn't put one of the new coversheets on your TPS reports | |
| mefi.2012:11:58 <+douglbutt> <JesusLilLamb> @njdotcom we're both blocking/reporting left & right. it's continuing. the name calling, the hate. she's hysterical right now. :( | |
| mefi.2012:12:27 <+douglbutt> <MSignorile> Breaking: Conservatives planning to leave U.S., but can't find wealthy Western democracy without universal health care. #hrc #scotus | |
| mefi.2012:13:01 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> Believe it or not, this image is a sly composite of several images: http://t.co/7VCsGv1W | |
| mefi.2012:15:32 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> client said to me : MI hesitated a OO OO long time before writing to you, be- OO OO cause you have been advertising so OO OO many big houses | |
| mefi.2012:16:23 <+douglbutt> <DnzlWshngtn> @CatBandit420 DAMN, CATS OUT HERE SWIPING VCARDS | |
| mefi.2012:17:40 <+shake> <Douglbutt> farts smell great, i love them, they might actually be any less clueless. | |
| mefi.2012:19:08 <+douglbutt> <sallytudor> Now, that is EXACTLY what I have been saying!! He is ILLEGAL, MARXIST, MUSLIME, USURPER BASTARD!! HE DOESN'T EVEN... http://t.co/MvTiDE07 | |
| mefi.2012:10:11 <+douglbutt> <louisck> well. after 45 hours, my tour has sold 100K tickets, box office gross of 4.5 mil $ (not all mine). I guess it was a good idea. | |
| mefi.2012:12:30 <+douglbutt> <Dirk_Stunning> I heard Chief Justice Roberts is getting death threats...WTF people... Liberals do that crap, not us....come on #tcot | |
| mefi.2012:12:54 <+douglbutt> <jmessersmith> I talked with someone recently who believes evolution is a hoax, the earth is 6k years old, but swears by the Paleo diet. #brainhurt | |
| mefi.2012:00:36 <+douglbutt> <Andy_Richter> @NekoCase slo-moving? I just had a hip replaced, Missy! | |
| mefi.2012:21:00 <+douglbutt> <GovernorVA> This is the largest non-hurricane power outage in Virginia history, ~2.5M people w/o power | |
| mefi.2012:16:54 <+douglbutt> <GovernorVA> This is the largest non-hurricane power outage in Virginia history, ~2.5M people w/o power | |
| mefi.2012:17:00 <+douglbutt> <newsboner> Today Is Canada Day. Celebrate By Stereotyping Canadians, Burning A Canadian Flag And Disrespecting The Game Of Hockey. #CanadaDay | |
| mefi.2012:13:55 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> When trying to do one seemingly-small thing means you're making big changes to eight different files, something is very, very wrong. | |
| mefi.2012:14:43 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Dr. Masters says, "Wunderground.com sold to The Weather Channel Companies" http://t.co/GeVbXFzI | |
| mefi.2012:14:44 <+douglbutt> <dragosr> Facebook switch to proprietary emails can blow away your email contacts on your phone. Uh, oops. http://t.co/qIJePn07 | |
| mefi.2012:21:52 <+douglbutt> <Babycum_Angel> I absolutely hate guitars. As soon as someone pulls a guitar out, the party is over. The mood is ruined. Don't play guitar. It's not cool. | |
| mefi.2012:22:34 <+douglbutt> <pmarshwx> For those of you scoring at home, or even if...nevermind; The 3rd Largest NWS Warning was just issued by Duluth: http://t.co/DtHbSe5g | |
| mefi.2012:09:41 <+douglbutt> <newtgingrich> The rome zoo's large hairy armadillos (their name, honest) are very active today -natives of argentina | |
| mefi.2012:11:03 <+douglbutt> <a_cool_me> yeah i'm driving drunk, officer... well, i got a DWI for you: Deal With It. *drops car into neutral and revs engine for 20 minutes* | |
| mefi.2012:11:13 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Top 10 #dcstorm names: Junnihilation, Mucho Derecho, Derechosaurus Wrecks, De-Wrecko, Derecho Loco, Swelter in Place + | |
| mefi.2012:11:13 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Rest of top 10 #dcstorm names: Derechonundrum, DerechOMG, June 2012 Derecho, Derechonator. Vote for best here: http://t.co/UjlbQbJ4 | |
| mefi.2012:11:52 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> those carefree days as a young fag, how I missed them so | |
| mefi.2012:11:55 <+douglbutt> <SushiFix> See ya, remember we will be at Fulton brewery on this Thursday. Let's trying to get going some sake bomb on that day:) | |
| mefi.2012:17:52 <+douglbutt> <REALVOLDEMORT69> ANDERSON COOPER IS GAY? WOW, SOUNDS LIKE HE MIGHT WANT TO "SLYTHERIN" TO BED WITH ME. THAT'S A HARRY POTTER THING. | |
| mefi.2012:19:09 <+douglbutt> <mediapathic> If you're waiting on anyone on Bart from east bay right now, we are, to quote the guy behind me "late as fuck this some bull shit" | |
| mefi.2012:21:21 <+douglbutt> <dessadarling> @MTreyChicago (actually, that's @YEAHRIGHTPOS.) But thanks for lissnin. | |
| mefi.2012:21:22 <+douglbutt> <dessadarling> Just finished reading a dozen pages of a European contract. "The festival will NOT provide personal lubricants." Um, okay, I'll make a note. | |
| mefi.2012:21:59 <+douglbutt> <SackOWonder> MORE LIKE DUMBSTE-*a portal opens up. angels on wings of fire descend, playing gilded trumpets and hailing Its Arrival. The Perfect Joke* | |
| mefi.2012:11:39 <+douglbutt> <hell_homer> not gonna post a sarcastic Happy 4th post because I actually think America is Pretty Neat, all things considered | |
| mefi.2012:14:26 <+douglbutt> <southlyndale> Happy 4th- all British beers marked up an extra 20%! Just kidding, the U.K is a-OK. Store hours 9-5, delivery all day | |
| mefi.2012:21:46 <+douglbutt> <DankHerbMullet> holy shit guys, reverse racism is REAL!! *backs truck w/ giant "RACISM" decal in rear window into a crowd of white people at full speed* | |
| mefi.2012:23:16 <+douglbutt> <Mobute> WHAT??? YOU GO TO HELL, BRAZZERS DOT COM RT @stungunjones: http://t.co/fUPUYNBK | |
| mefi.2012:23:16 <+douglbutt> <thebeebs> So they announced Higgs Boson, without detailing price or availability. Apple would never do that. | |
| mefi.2012:10:55 <+douglbutt> <BuzzFeed> President Obama's extremely American red, white and blue cowboy hat - REUTERS http://t.co/cOFyksXe | |
| mefi.2012:12:56 <+douglbutt> <spolsky> @douglbutt honey, you can call it FARTBUGZ if you want as long as you're paying for it | |
| mefi.2012:16:04 <+douglbutt> <rachelmillman> I just attempted to do a naked handstand against my bedroom door and my stupid butt farted on the door, moving it slightly so I fell | |
| mefi.2012:15:21 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Note: these storms may produce strong, damaging winds in spots, but this is NOT on the scale/intensity of 6/29 derecho. | |
| mefi.2012:15:40 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Raleigh, N.C. ties the all-time record of hottest temperature at 105 F. They could break the record soon. | |
| mefi.2012:15:57 <+douglbutt> <pmarshwx> If you pour root beer into a square cup, does it become beer? #QuestionsThatKeepMeUpAtNight | |
| mefi.2012:17:07 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Today is the 6th consecutive day Raleigh, NC was 100°F or higher. This is a record. | |
| mefi.2012:18:27 <+douglbutt> <aaronsw> @MikeElk So if the site makes a lot more money because a reporter had a great story, the owner should just pocket it? | |
| mefi.2012:18:27 <+douglbutt> <aaronsw> If @mdaisey's only accomplishment was to get @ThisAmerLife to factcheck the name Peishit Assflopluprong, it's worth it. http://t.co/T3CBID4b | |
| mefi.2012:18:29 <+douglbutt> <familyradiocom> #GOD Ezk28:12-19Jmes4:7 Resist theDevil, and he will flee from you. http://t.co/ZVDtkz1f Jhn15:19 #GOP #worldproblem #50ThingsAboutMe #Pray | |
| mefi.2012:20:02 <+douglbutt> <nedroid> Imagine a fresh, juicy peach. Now imagine the peach pit is replaced with a strawberry. Make this happen, science, please | |
| mefi.2012:15:19 <+douglbutt> <AdamWeinstein> If you want to know what Galt's Gulch would look like, it's this: Floridians dying of consumption in the 21st century http://t.co/s0Q9InhM | |
| mefi.2012:17:05 <+douglbutt> <KarlFrisch> LOL - #TeaParty ME Gov LePage: “Clearly, what has happened is that the use of the word Gestapo has clouded my message.” http://t.co/5fNNqjig | |
| mefi.2012:18:16 <+douglbutt> <v> We now know each other, quite well. As you must know, a fan of yours for quite some time I have been. | |
| mefi.2012:22:20 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> As you might know, I am a full time Internet | |
| mefi.2012:09:18 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Okay, this is clever: CityStash is giving out 5.25" floppy flyers at Foggy Bottom Station. http://t.co/ZebfGp6N | |
| mefi.2012:09:36 <+douglbutt> <michael_raphone> great way to win at scrabble with your girlfriend is to play "MARRIAGE" then wink, forcing her to play the pathetically low scoring "NO" | |
| mefi.2012:12:01 <+douglbutt> <PeterMolydeux> Game where you always drip paint. During the last act you discover that you've been painting the final boss, can you destroy your own art? | |
| mefi.2012:13:17 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> Smoke in EWR Tower causing evacuation. Backup facility being arranged, apparently several flights diverted as a result. | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <ericjstolze> I just realized Cookie Monster never actually eats a cookie, They just crumble out of his mouth. He's like a tragic figure from Greek myth. | |
| mefi.2012:11:40 <+douglbutt> <plutosavior> I'm Plutogirl; today is my birthday & I need followers! Please follow me, Pluto advocate, progressive activist, always for the underdog. | |
| mefi.2012:12:19 <+douglbutt> <mmurraypolitics> In our most recent NBC/WSJ poll, Obama was leading Romney among African Americans, 92%-1%. Romney's fav/unfav with them: 10%-64% | |
| mefi.2012:12:25 <+douglbutt> <unhaunting> facing the pentagram, you make the invocation: THAT'S GAY AS SHIT DUDE. nothing happens. then realization dawns: you are Shit Dude. it's you | |
| mefi.2012:15:16 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1934, the highest temperature ever recorded in Iowa was measured at Keokuk. The mercury reached 118 degrees. #wxhistory | |
| mefi.2012:21:32 <+douglbutt> <JimCantore> Death Valley, CA got to 128 degrees today making it the HOTTEST day of the year in 2012. The daily RECORD is 129 set in 1913. #Heatwave | |
| mefi.2012:05:01 <+douglbutt> <macleanbrendan> Feeling stressed? Imagine a field of butterflies, one lands on your tongue, the butterfly is made of bacon. Delicious. | |
| mefi.2012:10:57 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> @Dean4Storms Urban heat island effect is a myth, only comprises 1% of land in global record. Remove it and you still get the same warming. | |
| mefi.2012:10:59 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1950, the U.S. Weather Bureau lifted its self-imposed ban on tornado forecasting. #wxhistory | |
| mefi.2012:11:57 <+douglbutt> <SkrilIlex> went to the doc today, got me fitted with a new hearing aid *listens to own music for the first time* whoa whoa whoa what the fuck is this | |
| mefi.2012:12:51 <+douglbutt> <twcspacewx> Solar flare currently in progress, likely from massive sunspot region 1520. Just passed X1, or "strong" (3rd of 5 levels) on the NOAA scale. | |
| mefi.2012:13:04 <+douglbutt> <Archer_Sterling> If you only live once, don't screw it up by saying yolo all the time. | |
| mefi.2012:14:56 <+douglbutt> <NWSIWX> Ft Wayne has reached 90 degrees today, setting new record for consecutive 90 degree days at 16. Breaks yesterdays record of 15 #wx4iwx #inwx | |
| mefi.2012:15:32 <+douglbutt> <MayorRTRybak> Dick Cheney, who gave us the Iraq fiasco, economic collapse,and so much more,uncorks his latest buckshot to the face http://t.co/GhsELc4M | |
| mefi.2012:16:05 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> i think this was taking naked showers with her boy, so yeah: break. | |
| mefi.2012:16:29 <+douglbutt> <SushiFix> @douglbutt it's mammal, yes | |
| mefi.2012:16:46 <+douglbutt> <mat> Wow, Digg just sold for .0005 Instagrams, or 1.25 Holopacs.I'd have taken the Holopacs, personally. | |
| mefi.2012:17:23 <+douglbutt> <OldSpice> @TacoBell Depends. Do you consider volcanos, tanks and freedom to be spices? | |
| mefi.2012:19:41 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> Wasn't Condi Rice in some other president's Cabinet for, like, eight years? | |
| mefi.2012:10:22 < douglbutt> <metro_man> #ThatAwkwardMoment during a FB comment debate when someone posts "Arrest my case.", instead of "I rest my case." | |
| mefi.2012:13:56 <+douglbutt> <text_quest> "A homunculus in every home and a bug in every orifice," Nikki Haley said, before being escorted off stage by wild-eyed interns. | |
| mefi.2012:14:10 <+douglbutt> <twcspacewx> If storms reach the moderate level, aurora could be visible in parts of the northern U.S. | |
| mefi.2012:14:17 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1977, lightning struck a transmission line near NYC, leaving millions powerless. Looting resulted in a billion dollar loss. | |
| mefi.2012:14:19 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1993, Barrow, Alaska, set an all time record high of 79 degrees. #AKwx | |
| mefi.2012:14:21 <+douglbutt> <jimwxgator> Don't wanna hate on this viewer video, but this is what you DON'T DO when lightning is hitting the beach!! http://t.co/fNJf4e1k | |
| mefi.2012:16:55 <+douglbutt> <twc_hurricane> #Fabio has become the fifth hurricane of the E. Pacific season, some 6 weeks ahead of the usual pace. http://t.co/3tvRVaHI | |
| mefi.2012:16:56 <+douglbutt> <twcspacewx> SWPC (part of NOAA/NWS) forecasts minor with occasional moderate levels (Kp 5 to 6), while NASA expects moderate to severe (Kp 6 to 8). | |
| mefi.2012:23:47 <+douglbutt> <robdelaney> "Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen | |
| mefi.2012:09:43 <+douglbutt> <HeyAok> @sarahchristine Delilah's is about a 5-6 minute walk from there, on Lincoln at Diversey. Grungy dive-y whiskey bar. one of the best. | |
| mefi.2012:22:17 <+douglbutt> <jitka22> whoaa, I can't BELIEVE the occurrences on this show that I am watching | |
| mefi.2012:09:14 <+douglbutt> <AnnaHolmes> Dear guy named Nicholas who works in social media: You left a notepad in a Zipcar. Also, this seems like a bad idea: http://t.co/R4cgpdj2 | |
| mefi.2012:20:12 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> "Born In The USA" playing on the PA system as Obama enters the arena, for the US Olympic basketball game. Doh. 0_o | |
| mefi.2012:05:58 <+douglbutt> <zachbraff> "So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really, really want." - Sylvia Plath | |
| mefi.2012:14:59 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> of the ass, rather | |
| mefi.2012:17:28 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> @partiallypro Don't talk to us. Talk to National Review, Perry, George Will etc etc etc | |
| mefi.2012:22:14 <+douglbutt> <BNONews> North Korea to make 'important announcement' in 50 minutes, state-run media reports. | |
| mefi.2012:22:21 <+douglbutt> <MichaelMechanic> You're so Bain, you probably think this film is about you. http://t.co/fMWivqTf #batman @MittRomney @AdamSerwer | |
| mefi.2012:09:06 <+douglbutt> <RepJackKimble> @vcthree Also for every Chick Fil a sandwich you buy, they donate 25 cents to the war on women | |
| mefi.2012:10:24 <+douglbutt> <Mobute> .@GovChristie Hey, / I don't know you, / and this just song-thing, / but you're a repulsive life-destroying obese sack of shit. / Fuck you. | |
| mefi.2012:13:27 <+douglbutt> <MLB> There's 50+ shades of @MLB uniforms, so prove it. Tweet us a pic of your favorite uni + you might win 2 FREE @MLB tickets. Use #SamsungMLB | |
| mefi.2012:16:48 <+douglbutt> <isardasorensen> Today's summer storm as it starts to rip through #NYC, http://t.co/fMHSXOz3 | |
| mefi.2012:17:09 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> "Shut it down! FUCKING SHUT IT DOWN." -Lady running the leaky, electronics-filled Samsung tent outside Intrepid | |
| mefi.2012:17:14 <@sloth> lol [14:09:57] <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> "Shut it down! FUCKING SHUT IT DOWN." -Lady running the leaky, electronics-filled Samsung tent outside Intrepid | |
| mefi.2012:18:34 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> RT @yankees368: Air France Super: "How is the runway?" JFK Tower: "Well, uh, it's been raining, so it might be wet, sir." | |
| mefi.2012:21:11 <+douglbutt> <usNWSgov> Reagan Natl in #DC reached its 7th 100+ degree day for 2012, tying 1988 for the second most in one year. Record is 11 in 1930. #NWS #dcwx | |
| mefi.2012:10:21 <+douglbutt> <Draven_Long> The Americans spent thousands making a pen to work in zero gravity, the Russians used a pencil. | |
| mefi.2012:11:06 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @stoya call me if you'd like to find out, my number is 202-456-1414 | |
| mefi.2012:15:48 <+douglbutt> <sandofsky> Guys, are you having a stroke if you see ten Batmans? | |
| mefi.2012:16:51 <+douglbutt> <othersome> did you done a crim? hi im Bill Lawyer and if u done a Bad Thing, i wil put on my suit and go to the jodge and tell him u didnt do it #Law | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <DenverChannel> #CUDenver confirms #theatershooter, James Holmes, getting PHD in neuroscience-- started in fall of 2011; withdrew last month. | |
| mefi.2012:11:48 <+douglbutt> <NRA_Rifleman> Good morning, shooters. Happy Friday! Weekend plans? | |
| mefi.2012:14:17 <+douglbutt> <celebboutique> #Aurora is trending, clearly about our Kim K inspired #Aurora dress ;) Shop: http://t.co/IYGHqVsK | |
| mefi.2012:14:39 <+douglbutt> <celebboutique> #Aurora is trending, clearly about our Kim K inspired #Aurora dress ;) Shop: http://t.co/IYGHqVsK | |
| mefi.2012:14:59 <+douglbutt> <celebboutique> We didn't check what the trend was about hence the confusion, again we do apologise. | |
| mefi.2012:15:03 <+douglbutt> <celebboutique> We are incredibly sorry for our tweet about Aurora - Our PR is NOT US based and had not checked the reason for the trend, at that time our | |
| mefi.2012:15:15 <+douglbutt> <celebboutique> We are incredibly sorry for our tweet about Aurora - Our PR is NOT US based and had not checked the reason for the trend, at that time our | |
| mefi.2012:15:48 <+douglbutt> <DroneInsertion> DRONES DRILL HOLES IN LIGHT POLES. "DRONES EAT BUGS LIVING IN THE WOOD." COP NODS AS IF GETTING IT, DRIVES ON. DRONES SMILE & KEEP DRILLING. | |
| mefi.2012:10:18 <+douglbutt> <dan_munz> I really, really hope the National Science Foundation's corporate intranet is called "NSFWork." | |
| mefi.2012:14:21 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1983, Vostok, Antarctica recorded the coldest temperature ever on the planet: 129 degrees below zero. | |
| mefi.2012:14:37 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1987, a F4 #tornado swept through Yellowstone National Park, the highest elevation a F4 has been recorded. | |
| mefi.2012:23:17 <+douglbutt> <drewtoothpaste> Everyone wants to talk about how many blunts they smoke, nobody wants to admit how many episodes of How It's Made they watch afterward. | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Wasatch National Park, Utah in 1918, a single bolt of lightning killed, 504 sheep. | |
| mefi.2012:20:19 <+douglbutt> <garth_turds> friends, my opponent would have you believe that America's horney levels are unsustainable. i say our horneyest days are ahead of us | |
| mefi.2012:10:21 <+douglbutt> <morninggloria> The NCAA is now a more reliable moral authority than the Vatican. To compete, the next pope will be chosen by an 8-man playoff. | |
| mefi.2012:10:41 <+douglbutt> <mister_limey> It says a lot about the US that when a man in a costume with a gun kills people, they ban costumes. | |
| mefi.2012:12:05 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> I want to make sure every new computer sold in this country, after I'm president, has installed on it a filter to allow only pornography. | |
| mefi.2012:13:10 <+douglbutt> <NittanyLion_PSU> They can take our bowl games, they can take our wins, they can take our scholarships but they CAN'T take our pride #WeArePennState | |
| mefi.2012:15:13 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Hong Kong gov has "no. 10 signal" posted for typhoon, highest designation. Last no. 10 was in 1999: http://t.co/fCvBYSHZ | |
| mefi.2012:16:48 <+douglbutt> <mihirfadnavis> Right now, the Indian blogosphere has turned into Tom Cruise and is treating Oprah like a couch. | |
| mefi.2012:17:11 <+douglbutt> <nhagerwtop> Sally Ride, first American woman in space, has died after long battle with pancreatic cancer. https://t.co/ntejNtra | |
| mefi.2012:19:35 <+douglbutt> <coriolisdave> Rickroll the entire office remotely, via VPN and RDP? Why yes, yes I did. #powers4evil | |
| mefi.2012:20:00 <+douglbutt> <jimwxgator> Brett Farve hired as a *non-paid* assistant coach at Oak Grove HS in Hattiesburg, MS | |
| mefi.2012:20:29 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Sally Ride, first American woman to fly in space, dies of cancer at age 61 - @SallyRideSci http://t.co/SsaW3lRg | |
| mefi.2012:10:29 <+douglbutt> <TomKierein> Large area under SEVERE STORM Risk this afternoon in yellow on this map... possible damaging winds, STAY TUNED... http://t.co/tsE4J2t0 | |
| mefi.2012:11:31 <+douglbutt> <javiergc> I can honestly say the since 2007, the only phone that can compete with the iphone, is the Nokia lumia. Apple be worried... @BenThePCGuy | |
| mefi.2012:12:01 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Despite claims by @weatherchannel & @accuweather, not clear convective complex in Ohio truly a derecho. http://t.co/RLOZRJJm | |
| mefi.2012:12:02 <+douglbutt> <wxbrad> @islivingston @EricFisherTWC @ScottDimmich @capitalweather I think derecho should be like EF determination, post event designation. | |
| mefi.2012:15:47 <+douglbutt> <NYTOnIt> GUYS, some celebrities have quit Twitter more than once! The Times is ON IT. http://t.co/ZG3buiMS | |
| mefi.2012:16:33 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> If DC/beltway area gets a storm, probably would come in around 6 pm plus or minus 30 mins or so. | |
| mefi.2012:20:37 <+douglbutt> <APEXmary> Why would Boeing design a mid-wing, twinjet double-decker 747? http://t.co/9OB1a6B1 via @FG_Strim | |
| mefi.2012:09:44 <+douglbutt> <rawsoncj> “My next paycheque will be $2000.” You: “I predict $3000.”Later…“I earned $2500! Score!”You: “$500 short. FAIL.”Wall Street, everyone. | |
| mefi.2012:10:23 <+douglbutt> <KimKierkegaard> Good morning Miami! Here everything lies naked and visible before God, and consciousness has nowhere to hide. | |
| mefi.2012:11:06 <+douglbutt> <SpinnWebe> .@loresjoberg knock on any door, say formally: "Sir, your agreed Writ of Residence requires you must do the needful." ask for onions | |
| mefi.2012:11:34 <+douglbutt> <notch> Minecraft has now sold 5000 copies! Thank you, everybody! | |
| mefi.2012:12:09 <+douglbutt> <villesalo> @SteveSnooker and the rest shot as an action is more like throwing than your normal billiard shot, and I atleast do throw with my right hand | |
| mefi.2012:14:27 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> True. MT @weatherdak: regardless of what storm is called, most important thing is warning people of threat to life/property | |
| mefi.2012:14:27 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> If you're just joining, we're discussing our use of "derecho" yesterday. Thoughts? http://t.co/JXVkeRF1 | |
| mefi.2012:15:01 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> .@JTKerk:I saw my first shooting star tonight. Happy for me? // No, I'm disappointed. It means you've hardly ever looked up. | |
| mefi.2012:15:06 <+douglbutt> <aimeenancygrace> For the record, I really like Larry King... He's just got a lot of skin. | |
| mefi.2012:10:16 <+douglbutt> <DaftLimmy> Annoy people by referring to a rainbow as "the rainbow". For example, "Oh look, there's the rainbow". | |
| mefi.2012:10:57 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body and laid them end to end, you will die. | |
| mefi.2012:12:51 <+douglbutt> <RealCJ10> Mike b and jhey go yicketty! The roadrunner went mammo! And the Bravos have a winning road trip. My kind of day off, no action!!! | |
| mefi.2012:13:02 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body and laid them end to end, you will die. | |
| mefi.2012:14:35 <+douglbutt> <Accu_Henry> Reed Timmer said the "D" word this time, not me. | |
| mefi.2012:15:32 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> Tornado warning for the town of Cyclone, PA. #askingforit | |
| mefi.2012:16:11 <+douglbutt> <TWCBreaking> New #severe t'storm watch for #NYC area, #Philly area, much of #Connecticut and New Jersey #NJ until 11pm EDT. Winds to 80 mph possible. | |
| mefi.2012:16:45 <+douglbutt> <CaBEEnet> You see a female rapper on the horizion. You run to get closer, hoping for some sick beats. When you get there she's gone, a Nicki Mirage | |
| mefi.2012:17:03 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> *poisonous vines bust into my home, breaking apart floorboards, cracking window panes with growing tendrils, raising awareness about autism* | |
| mefi.2012:17:33 <+douglbutt> <wxbrad> WOW! Longest QLCS ever, maybe? http://t.co/8u17tmr7 1663 miles long. | |
| mefi.2012:23:38 <+douglbutt> <smalera> They should CGI new Yankee Stadium into old episodes of Seinfeld, a la Star Wars Special Edition | |
| mefi.2012:10:52 <+douglbutt> <jackhandey> If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone. | |
| mefi.2012:10:53 <+douglbutt> <jackhandey> If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting. | |
| mefi.2012:10:54 <+douglbutt> <jackhandey> I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. | |
| mefi.2012:14:19 <+douglbutt> <ericschroeck> CNN show idea: "Pierce Morgan Tonight." Piers Morgan hosts the day's newsmakers, who try to poke him with sharp objects. | |
| mefi.2012:14:46 <+douglbutt> <jeb_> So this block http://t.co/z6UB5UNg will be able to run cmds on redstone signals. With proper commands, many things can be scripted | |
| mefi.2012:16:38 <+douglbutt> <Queen_UK> That's very different from the DoE's experience of the NHS, one can assure you. #olympicceremony | |
| mefi.2012:14:16 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> #Severe t'storm watch just issued until 10pm for parts of CT, DC, DE, MD, NJ, NY, PA, VA, WV. Details shortly at http://t.co/9VKdo3MR | |
| mefi.2012:18:17 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> 4-8 inches of water covering parts of Main Street in New Britain, Ct. (Hartford County.) | |
| mefi.2012:18:56 <+douglbutt> <WXedge> Just when we thought we saw the worst, here's a photo of flooding on Bank Street in New London. http://t.co/wwsVUm3j | |
| mefi.2012:14:15 <+douglbutt> <GoToMeeting> @douglbutt We're working on a Flash-based web viewer for Linux attendees, but there's no ETA yet. Thanks for your patience. ^CM | |
| mefi.2012:16:32 <+douglbutt> <brd999> @NRA Nice work, but you know Obozo & his evil minions will not stop until they've crushed the 2nd amndmt & armed every thug in the USA #nra | |
| mefi.2012:17:34 <+douglbutt> <dougiebuckets> yo homie, your twitter handle is much better than mine though ;) RT @douglbutt: @dougiebuckets sup we have almost the same names | |
| mefi.2012:20:02 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Hail the size of tennis balls fell in Howard, Wisconsin, today around 6pm CDT | |
| mefi.2012:21:11 <+douglbutt> <scearley> today's 10 minutes of fun: go to shrinp dot com (yes, 'n') and stick different words at the end of the URL. | |
| mefi.2012:10:12 <+douglbutt> <thatsnotkosher> Hey, Walter White! ever consider Breaking GOOD??? come on, ya doofus! | |
| mefi.2012:10:14 <+douglbutt> <AriFleischer> There is an Israel gap in Am politics, according 2Gallup. Many Ds support neutrality between Is & Pals. Rs support Israel. | |
| mefi.2012:10:15 <+douglbutt> <AriFleischer> How could I forget: which culture led its people 2react to 9-11 by dancing in the streets, celebrating the attack on America? | |
| mefi.2012:15:46 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Not again! Torrential downpour over Bloomingdale, Rhode Island ave section of NW DC. Flooding a possibility there. | |
| mefi.2012:16:27 <+douglbutt> <KenJennings> In 50 years when the aliens from Contact see the spoiler clips of Missy Franklin winning gold, they are going to be PISSED | |
| mefi.2012:18:16 <+douglbutt> <TriciaLockwood> OLYMPICS IDEA: a sack race where our skeletons have to hold up our drooping bodies & RUN for the finish. Lots of tripping, oopsies, & lols | |
| mefi.2012:23:14 <+douglbutt> <planesafeorg> Is citing an abandoned camera/phone and diverting a flight, an overreaction? There has to be more to it-right? | |
| mefi.2012:23:14 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> @planesafeorg I don't know if diverting is an overreaction, but scrambling fighters seems to be. | |
| mefi.2012:11:10 <+douglbutt> <jackhandey> If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone. | |
| mefi.2012:12:38 <+douglbutt> <markimbriaco> When we say to decouple your code, we mean from other code and not from reality. Sorry that was confusing. | |
| mefi.2012:14:34 <+douglbutt> <gangrey> The crowd at Chick-fil-A in Hernando County broke into The Star-Spangled Banner. Also, a man had an 8-foot cross. I give you America, 2012. | |
| mefi.2012:14:35 <+douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> A Chinaman was arrested while swimming from the steamer China, with $5000 worth of opium. CA1870 | |
| mefi.2012:15:24 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Before I eat ChickFilA I'd like to ensure staff doesn't wear cotton-rayon blend, or get ingredients from farms that rotate crops (Lev 19:19) | |
| mefi.2012:16:02 <+douglbutt> <ArchSquare> @brownpau Maybe not, but I'm pretty sure the owner doesn't put his fist up men's assholes, like the "gays" do. | |
| mefi.2012:16:09 <+douglbutt> <_Baseball_stud> @brownpau you are very ignorant considering its not require to be a Christian, and that is old testament scripture | |
| mefi.2012:16:11 <+douglbutt> <MonicaCrowley> This is the #ChickFilA election, and we're voting with our feet. Tens of thousands of us. Sleeping giant awake. #JustWaitTilNovember | |
| mefi.2012:17:02 <+douglbutt> <ArchSquare> If you think "sex" consists of men putting their tongues in each others anuses, you might wanna boycott #Chick-fil-A. | |
| mefi.2012:17:58 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> @douglbutt Chandler and Okmulgee were ASOS sites, Kingfisher was a mesonet ob. | |
| mefi.2012:18:09 <+douglbutt> <NWSBayArea> On this date in 1900 Santa Cruz hit 108 degrees, tying its all-time record which was also set on September 7, 1904. | |
| mefi.2012:18:34 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> One observation on MesoWest just northwest of OKC (AR563) hit 118 degrees, though this is unofficial. #OKwx | |
| mefi.2012:18:36 <+douglbutt> <jwherrman> "where were you on chick-fil-a day," your kids will ask, their voices full of dread http://t.co/x4rPR5AF "UH home? don't search youtube" | |
| mefi.2012:20:49 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Hail and strong thunderstorm winds tore off the siding of trailer homes in Lyon County, MN, at 6:15 p.m. CDT | |
| mefi.2012:20:51 <+douglbutt> <pdouglasweather> NWS Doppler at 7:17pm. Best chance of hail and minor street flooding south metro from 8-11 pm. A muggy, noisy night. http://t.co/ESw2jMlW | |
| mefi.2012:04:11 <+douglbutt> <iamwilltodd> @chuckgrassley has to be the only verified parody, he follows @douglbutt... | |
| mefi.2012:11:21 <+douglbutt> <distributedlife> Java was the industrial revolution of languages, bringing significant gains in productivity and lots of pollution from factories. | |
| mefi.2012:11:43 <+douglbutt> <freecialis> Oh, so I’m just not listening to the right KIND of dubstep? Yes, I’m sure that’s what the problem is. | |
| mefi.2012:12:07 <+douglbutt> <AngryBlkManDC> Man delivering a propane tank to a home, had sex with the customer's dog http://t.co/dBmQS29v #WTFNews | |
| mefi.2012:15:24 <+douglbutt> <coxn> "I had no idea Korean hip hop was what I needed more of in my life" --coworker, referencing http://t.co/U2Z2Ytda | |
| mefi.2012:22:18 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> FlightControl is a fun game, but who's the crap controller letting planes into my airspace like this?! | |
| mefi.2012:23:41 <+douglbutt> <breakingstorm> Lightning injures 8, starts fire in Atlanta, Georgia - @11AliveNews http://t.co/vgsYLfzX | |
| mefi.2012:10:12 <+douglbutt> <sweden> In Sweden it's illegal, and frowned upon, to spank/hit your children. There are a lot of brats around though. But don't hit them. Seriously. | |
| mefi.2012:10:14 <+douglbutt> <sweden> When Sweden joined the EU in the early 90s the rest of Europe was excited to see how the swedes behaved, what they where like. | |
| mefi.2012:10:14 <+douglbutt> <sweden> After a short while, Europe found out. An englishman captured the common perception: "aha, so the swedes are germans who can speak english." | |
| mefi.2012:12:19 <+douglbutt> <krisstraub> hey internet, it's okay if something moves you to the point of tears. you don't have to keep blaming dust and onions. | |
| mefi.2012:13:17 <+douglbutt> <SushiFix> @ACampbell83 Friday Feature: the IDS roll. Spicy tuna, cucumber topped with salmon, avocado, touch of creamy wasabi mayo and unagi sauce! | |
| mefi.2012:13:44 <+douglbutt> <b0yle> So @ElonMusk says 1st @SpaceX orbital demo crewed flight wouldn't go to #ISS, would be later 2015. #ISS flight a year later. (1/2) | |
| mefi.2012:16:48 <+douglbutt> <ganschottaayyy> @kylerichards248 yeah idk I'm not even sure what it is they just started it. Well maybe that will be good, idk. I am confused about it all! | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <SushiFix> @douglbutt I miss you, where you been over month or so | |
| mefi.2012:18:02 <+douglbutt> <bfod> so far, a handful of people nearly finished CLOP, but nobody has managed it. | |
| mefi.2012:23:36 <+douglbutt> <juliepagano> So, uh, I just got a ruby on rails recruiter message from someone…on okcupid. What is this? I don't even… | |
| mefi.2012:23:38 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> vegetables, acknowledged | |
| mefi.2012:01:42 <+douglbutt> MOA, Figure It Out, Michael Phelps, American Dad, Notorious, Boogie, YouTube | |
| mefi.2012:01:42 <+douglbutt> Figure It Out, Michael Phelps, American Dad, Notorious, Boogie, YouTube | |
| mefi.2012:01:44 <+douglbutt> Tim Hortons, Caribana | |
| mefi.2012:01:44 <+douglbutt> Super Saturday, Burma, Hyde Park, Selena, Skype | |
| mefi.2012:01:45 <+douglbutt> Said Com, GWS, Giants, Port, Storm, Awh | |
| mefi.2012:01:49 <+douglbutt> Michael Phelps, YouTube | |
| mefi.2012:10:55 <+douglbutt> #MoviesThatMadeMeCry, #MBFanConfession, #10FavouriteCartoon, Serena Williams, Sharapova, Lithuania, LTU, Crip Walk, Melo, Compton | |
| mefi.2012:10:56 <+douglbutt> #10FavouriteCartoon, #MoviesThatMadeMeCry, #PlacesYouWontFindAWife, Serena Williams, Paula Findlay, Sharapova, Lithuania, Bolt, Niagara Falls | |
| mefi.2012:11:53 <+douglbutt> <lewiscollard> Hooray, email is back under control. Filtered and unsubscribed the fuck out of that bitch. | |
| mefi.2012:11:54 <+douglbutt> #MoviesThatMadeMeCry, #MBFanConfession, #10FavouriteCartoon, Serena Williams, Lithuania, Sharapova, Lil Tink Tink, Dos Santos, Lebron, Toy Story 3 | |
| mefi.2012:11:55 <+douglbutt> #MBFanConfession, #10FavouriteCartoon, #MoviesThatMadeMeCry, Serena Williams, Lil Tink Tink, Lithuania, Dos Santos, Lebron, Toy Story 3, Gio | |
| mefi.2012:11:55 <+douglbutt> Twitter doesn't have trends for washington, dc | |
| mefi.2012:11:55 <+douglbutt> #MoviesThatMadeMeCry, #QuestionsIAskMyself, #MBFanConfession, Serena Williams, Lithuania, Senegal, Dos Santos, Sharapova, Lil Tink Tink, Lebron | |
| mefi.2012:11:56 <+douglbutt> #10FavouriteCartoon, #LaPrimeraCanciónQueEscuchéDe, #5thAnnivGirlsGeneration, México 3-2 Senegal, Brighton 3-1 Chelsea, Chuy Corona, Lil Tink Tink | |
| mefi.2012:17:41 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> An 80 mph wind gust was reported just southwest of Chicago, Ill. | |
| mefi.2012:17:52 <+douglbutt> <scottsimpson> Every Olympic event should include one average person competing, for reference. | |
| mefi.2012:17:52 <+douglbutt> <WXedge> As daytime heating is fading away, the threat of thunderstorms is decreasing. It looks like CT may have escaped the action this afternoon. | |
| mefi.2012:17:58 <+douglbutt> <BrentButt> If you're in a giant arena, top deck, taking a photograph of the athletes 400 meters away, you can go ahead and turn your flash off. | |
| mefi.2012:04:41 <+douglbutt> <mrgan> @tdreyno Maybe An Xuyen is unreliable, delivery-wise? I had to ask for buns, they hunted for them in the back for a few minutes. | |
| mefi.2012:18:31 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2012:18:33 <+douglbutt> <radmom> Oh...sweet, sweet quiet house... | |
| mefi.2012:18:38 <+douglbutt> <decafmom> say what you will about mom jeans. NYDJ are the comfiest ever, and they don't make my middle look like a breakfast item. | |
| mefi.2012:19:16 <+douglbutt> <EricCNNBelief> On CNN now. Sikh gardwara Shooter was 6ft, white, bald head and had a 9/11 tattoo. Came into house of worship and started shooting. | |
| mefi.2012:19:22 <+douglbutt> <deepak_minhas> So do christians, muslims, jews @douglbutt: I think we're missing a key fact in the #templeshooting narrative: Sikhs oppose gay marriage | |
| mefi.2012:19:28 <+douglbutt> <hk_rocketSINGH> @deepak_minhas @douglbutt sikhs believe that marriage is a union of the souls, and that the soul is genderless | |
| mefi.2012:19:36 <+douglbutt> <hk_rocketSINGH> @douglbutt @deepak_minhas akal takth is occupied by the Badal family. That seat of Mr Vandanti, doesn't represent the Sikhs but rather badal | |
| mefi.2012:19:42 <+douglbutt> <KenJennings> Real talk: "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" would be like twice as funny if they used the Oxford comma in the title. | |
| mefi.2012:19:47 <+douglbutt> <VV4Change> @douglbutt SHAME on you and your AlexJones brainwashing. AS IF there have been SO MANY LGBT mass murderers, you hater! Go pray 4 4giveness! | |
| mefi.2012:01:20 <+douglbutt> <Ihnatko> Let's see what's on the all-Science channel, during his historic moment: Ah. A reality show about a San Fran oddity store. | |
| mefi.2012:01:48 <+douglbutt> <MarsCuriosity> No photo or it didn't happen? Well lookee here, I'm casting a shadow on the ground in Mars' Gale crater #MSL http://t.co/cj1zFJty | |
| mefi.2012:02:27 <+douglbutt> <fart> RT @NRA: With the money we foolishly wasted on the Curiosity rover, we could have put a gun in the hands of every school-age child. | |
| mefi.2012:02:28 <+douglbutt> <michellemalkin> So yeah, Obama inherited something else from Bush: The Mars mission that he's now football-spiking==> http://t.co/OlNqDejW | |
| mefi.2012:09:15 <+douglbutt> <tristancrane> Going to Mars, still cheaper than fighting a war on earth. http://t.co/iGA0QLoB | |
| mefi.2012:11:06 <+douglbutt> <SarcasticRover> Guess who's got no thumbs, nuclear power and is now the Mayor of Mars on foursquare? #thisrover | |
| mefi.2012:11:39 <+douglbutt> <ericmblog> Holy crap! This is a picture of Curiosity coming down under parachute, taken by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. http://t.co/CbpmKNik | |
| mefi.2012:12:12 <+douglbutt> <HiRISE> "Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!" http://t.co/urhozgvH. @MarsCuriosity NOW, it's official. | |
| mefi.2012:18:10 <+douglbutt> <SushiFix> @douglbutt being the fish, I will make it for you | |
| mefi.2012:19:24 <+douglbutt> <SushiFix> @douglbutt being the fish, I will make it for you | |
| mefi.2012:21:22 <+douglbutt> <ABigBagOfKeys> Tumblr is a computer generated dream world, built in order to change a human being into this *morpheus holds up poorly drawn anime dragon* | |
| mefi.2012:22:01 <+douglbutt> <abc7newsBayArea> #BREAKING: A shelter in place has been ordered for Richmond, North Richmond and San Pablo due to the #Chevron refinery fire. | |
| mefi.2012:08:30 <+douglbutt> <MarsCuroisity> I DON'T WANT TO WORRY ANYONE, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SOME DICK IS IMPERSONATING ME ON TWITTER. | |
| mefi.2012:11:48 <+douglbutt> <MarsRovers> @jjkaye In a way, yes. Science results continue long after a spacecraft's mission ends. | |
| mefi.2012:11:48 <+douglbutt> <MarsCuriosity> Good golly miss MAHLI! New color pic from Mars Hand Lens Imager shows tan sands, no @instagram req #MSL http://t.co/sPYYxAyW | |
| mefi.2012:17:57 <+douglbutt> <twentynine> If anyone was at all curious, I can now confirm: bacon-flavored gumballs are completely disgusting. http://t.co/D4tQa3d3 | |
| mefi.2012:19:04 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Siding torn off houses, windows blown out, and power lines down as a result of thunderstorms in Madison County, Iowa | |
| mefi.2012:13:20 <+douglbutt> <AP> EYES ON LONDON: Dirty Tubes, barbell accident, Irish pride and much more: http://t.co/MyE0MEqR -PP | |
| mefi.2012:14:14 <+douglbutt> <amaeryllis> @brownpau @BuzzFeedAndrew um, no, a black and white "low resolution" image is not high definition. this one was released a few weeks ago. | |
| mefi.2012:14:47 <+douglbutt> <Slate> Man orders TV from third-party seller on Amazon, receives $2,000 semiautomatic assault rifle instead: http://t.co/TeoNcWej | |
| mefi.2012:15:02 <+douglbutt> <HonestTea> @brownpau thanks for the suggestion, we'll take it back to our operations! | |
| mefi.2012:17:18 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Wind gusts estimated in excess of 70 mph recorded in Polk County, Iowa near 4 p.m. | |
| mefi.2012:23:10 <+douglbutt> <UnvirtuousAbbey> Jesus took the bread, blessed and broke it saying "Everybody Wang Chung tonight." #80sPrayer (via @bangtrebleknitr) | |
| mefi.2012:11:02 <+douglbutt> <sheboyganscan> 3xx w riverbend dr, plymouth - woman fell in doorway | |
| mefi.2012:11:03 <+douglbutt> <sheboyganscan> 7xx capitol dr, wilson - old man numb from waist down | |
| mefi.2012:11:03 <+douglbutt> <sheboyganscan> [6:20] save a lot - 2 guys stole steaks, are walking nb w/ meat in pants | |
| mefi.2012:11:06 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> Thought leader Charlie Daniels has had enough of your lady-sex, global warming bullshit. http://t.co/xlqkcu8o | |
| mefi.2012:13:35 <+douglbutt> <SushiFix> @douglbutt stopped raining, come by, we are under the skyway on Marquette/7th! See you soon! | |
| mefi.2012:13:39 <+douglbutt> <amaeryllis> Apologies, I apparently wrongly assumed people could click and read where it said "Opportunity July 2012" or just enjoy an awesome image. | |
| mefi.2012:13:44 <+douglbutt> <MorpheusLander> Small leak contained, weather cleared, pressurizing to flight pressure! 12:40 estimate. | |
| mefi.2012:14:03 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Oops: Did @Storify mean to send this tweet as a DM instead, or is this new attempt at viral marketing? - http://t.co/U2mmnbpc | |
| mefi.2012:17:53 <+douglbutt> <teddyaccardi> GOLD!!!!! USA!!! SUCK IT JAPS, that was for Pearl Harbor on top of the nuke #revengeissweet | |
| mefi.2012:17:54 <+douglbutt> <teddyaccardi> GOLD!!!!! USA!!! SUCK IT JAPS, that was for Pearl Harbor on top of the nuke #revengeissweet | |
| mefi.2012:09:45 < douglbutt> <BBCWorld> NZ naval ship discovers 10,000 sq miles of floating volcanic rock, resembling an ice shelf, 1,000 miles off NZ coast http://t.co/p2DIrUzD | |
| mefi.2012:10:10 < douglbutt> <urbanbohemian> Huge dude shuffling into the office slowly with chick fil a bag under his arm, breathing heavily. Enjoy your freedom of speech, man. | |
| mefi.2012:12:17 < douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> Every time I jack off, I cum into a shoe box I keep under my desk. | |
| mefi.2012:15:29 < douglbutt> <loudbot> MAN I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME TRAIN-RIDING AND NOMADRY RIGHT NOW, NO HOBO | |
| mefi.2012:17:06 < douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> Massive hook echo on tornadic supercell just east of Hardford, CT! Locations in the warning include Bolton, Tolland http://t.co/GHWiq35r | |
| mefi.2012:17:44 < douglbutt> <yellowknife> Note: I am not at all related to Yellowknife, Canada, nor a native american tribe :-) | |
| mefi.2012:19:56 < douglbutt> <brownpau> Well hello there, Mitt Romney Promoted Tweet targeted at keyword search for Rob Portman. http://t.co/5g4nDkfe | |
| mefi.2012:22:47 < douglbutt> <ShittingtonUK> The First Rule of Robot Fight Club is you DO NOT TALK about Fight Club, or, through inaction, allow Robot Fight Club to be talked about. | |
| mefi.2012:23:19 < douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Mitt Romney to name vice presidential running mate on Saturday in Norfolk, VA - @AP, @Reuters, @FoxNews | |
| mefi.2012:23:19 < douglbutt> <PeanutFreeMom> @TheHall I'm glad you've FINALLY decided to install restrooms, but it's a little too late, don't you think? | |
| mefi.2012:12:20 < douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> Mitt Romney has selected a sick pig as his running mate. "Blarrgh, he belched from the dais, vomitus and feces bubbling from his maw | |
| mefi.2012:12:50 < douglbutt> <markmallman> Today only, refer to me as "Mallman Lion" | |
| mefi.2012:15:07 < douglbutt> <ScreedofChucky> Can't wait for BHO's response to Ryan as VP..."I, I, I, uh, errr, ummm, aahhh, I, I, I..." #tcot #TeaParty #GOP2012 | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 < douglbutt> <AARP> Here are all of the http://t.co/CSfZsGI8 stories on Paul Ryan: http://t.co/htkfQ7gI Ya know, in case anyone is researching. | |
| mefi.2012:22:35 < douglbutt> <billmckibben> Massive fish kill along Des Moines River, water temp hits 97 degrees http://t.co/4twHOZx6 | |
| mefi.2012:23:54 < douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> @joshgreenman Misery, poverty,corruption in otherwise beautiful country. | |
| mefi.2012:23:55 < douglbutt> <quonsar> I spend each day in a cesspool of morons, idiots & dunces pushing dangerous & unproductive ideas. No, not my job, I refer to MY MIND. | |
| mefi.2012:01:09 < douglbutt> <WSJweather> If you still want to see the Perseid meteor shower, go outside NOW! http://t.co/GA0ClHYw | |
| mefi.2012:09:53 < douglbutt> <hackernews_txt> I tend to relate to conservative with "small government", and in that light Lua would be a conservative language. | |
| mefi.2012:09:55 < douglbutt> <hackernews_txt> Twitter's character limit is a feature, not a bug. Has someone tried building a 140-char RSS network? | |
| mefi.2012:09:55 < douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> I have had sex, but view myself as a technical virgin since I feel that sex with a condom does not really count. | |
| mefi.2012:09:55 < douglbutt> <Goons_TXT> At this point in my life, reading these forums and dealing with my coworkers are about as much socializing as I care to put up with. | |
| mefi.2012:09:59 < douglbutt> <fanfiction_txt> I usually yak at yaoi stuff cos it's just not my thing, but...GOOD GOD THIS WAS GOOD! | |
| mefi.2012:10:26 < douglbutt> <wikipedia_txt> Even though LittleBigPlanet Karting carries all the signs of a simple spinoff, it’s actually a brand new game with an expansive 3D world | |
| mefi.2012:10:26 < douglbutt> <wikipedia_txt> There is general agreement that once a man is in the friend zone, it is difficult to get out.[2] | |
| mefi.2012:10:29 < douglbutt> <Goons_TXT> Just did coke for the first time and I wanted to try it again. So I did, and I licked the residue off of my nintendo DS and | |
| mefi.2012:10:31 < douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> I don't jerk it to children, I'm no sicko! anything younger than early teens just feels weird to me. | |
| mefi.2012:10:33 < douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> Blacks are good at running, jumping, (Any sport except hockey), dancing. Bad at jobs, taking care of their kids, and staying off crack. | |
| mefi.2012:10:38 < douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> White men can be drafted, falsely convicted, & ordered to pay child support. These outrages are very much in the ballpark of slavery. | |
| mefi.2012:10:40 < douglbutt> <ivey> Thinking about abandoning skepticism and becoming a weather witch. Not sure if you have to be gay, though. | |
| mefi.2012:16:26 <+douglbutt> <codinghorror> When @betsyphd says to me, "I don't get @horse_ebooks", I'm thinking to myself this is maybe divorce material | |
| mefi.2012:16:30 <+douglbutt> <hors_ecocks> boners, oh my god BONERS | |
| mefi.2012:17:53 <+douglbutt> <Progressive> @mhebrank This is a tragic case, and our sympathies go out to Mr. Fisher and his family for the pain they’ve (cont) http://t.co/ZhaSRXJS | |
| mefi.2012:17:55 <+douglbutt> <mhebrank> Well, @Progressive, what say you to me and decade long policy? RT @wilw: @Progressive conduct here is just appalling http://t.co/OhRo197y | |
| mefi.2012:18:22 <+douglbutt> <mhebrank> Well, @Progressive, what say you to me and decade long policy? RT @wilw: @Progressive conduct here is just appalling http://t.co/OhRo197y | |
| mefi.2012:20:34 <+douglbutt> <936hobart> #hazardspill update: Residents of Lutana, Cornelian Bay, Risdon, Geilston Bay & Prince of Wales Bay stay inside http://t.co/vwVXyTn1 | |
| mefi.2012:21:51 <+douglbutt> <trestx> reveling in awe of the power that the 9.12 project has. DVR'ed Glen Beck hosting Fox News this afternoon, and I am completely behind him. | |
| mefi.2012:10:35 <+douglbutt> <mattbucher> I "subscribed" to kottke on @quarterly back on June 24, but have received nothing so far. Ha ha, I get it. Nice little prank cost me $25. | |
| mefi.2012:10:50 <@douglbutt> <aaronsw> Quick, someone mockup a Retina display screenshot using Myriad as the system font! http://t.co/ESKFChGQ @gruber | |
| mefi.2012:11:29 <+douglbutt> <somegreybloke> By the way, I didn't buy Atlas Shrugged, I downloaded it. Because that seemed more selfish and that's good, right? | |
| mefi.2012:14:54 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Worf hunts a Klingon time traveler named Attila the Hun. Barclay impatiently grabs at his replicator, it turns his hand into pie. | |
| mefi.2012:15:33 <+douglbutt> <rakeshlobster> Restating for the record: If Groupon goes under, its credit card banks are on the hook for hundreds of millions of dollars. | |
| mefi.2012:15:39 <+douglbutt> <rakeshlobster> I believe Chase, American Express and Discover all have significant exposure if Grouopn goes under. @alanchr5412 | |
| mefi.2012:16:01 <+douglbutt> <Unnamedinsider> On a side note to finding out Thatcher is still "alive", does anyone know how to put a cork back in a bottle of champagne? | |
| mefi.2012:16:57 <+douglbutt> <metaquest> Young boy to POTUS: “Are you Spider-Man’s boss?” POTUS: “Well, I’m the Commander-in-Chief. But Spider-Man is a free agent.” | |
| mefi.2012:19:26 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 2004, hail flowed into a dry wash near Clayton, NM and piled up to a height of 15 feet. Some was still there a month later! | |
| mefi.2012:19:26 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1971, Australia's deadliest tornado killed three people at Kin Kin in Queensland. #wxhistory | |
| mefi.2012:22:43 <+douglbutt> <ZachWeiner> Sorry about the website issue, geeks. We're working on it. | |
| mefi.2012:09:29 <+douglbutt> <texburgher> I forget. At a formal dinner, on which side of your plate does your phone go? | |
| mefi.2012:09:59 <+douglbutt> <wmtriallawyer> Apparently, President Obama ate a pork chop and had a beer at the Iowa State Fair. During Ramadan. Worst. Muslim. Ever. | |
| mefi.2012:10:35 <+douglbutt> <climagic> @lovefndeluxe Oh I see, L ~ [l]ine. Yeah, that is. You can't always count on options letters corresponding to a letter in a related word. | |
| mefi.2012:12:06 <+douglbutt> <notch> As of today, I am single. #mixedemotions | |
| mefi.2012:14:17 <+douglbutt> <Dinnerbone> Gentlemen, prepare yourselves and choose your weapon (http://t.co/YzwnSVit) for tonight, we go to war (http://t.co/MDUgI249) | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> Lightweight reporter Alex Pareene @pareene is known as a total joke in political circles. Hence, he writes for Loser Salon. @Salon | |
| mefi.2012:14:44 <+douglbutt> <GottaLaff> CNN: An unmanned aircraft designed to fly six times the speed of sound crashed over the Pacific Ocean, Air Force says. | |
| mefi.2012:14:58 <+douglbutt> <AblazeReads> ✌ Reading "Exquisite Tweets from @alexismadrigal, @brownpau, @yayitsrob, @maxfenton, @theandrewbriggs" http://t.co/45JqrD3o | |
| mefi.2012:16:53 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago http://t.co/UQIdadpJ | |
| mefi.2012:17:11 <+douglbutt> <WXedge> Strong to severe storms will impact SW CT through 7PM. Heavy rain, localized flooding, dangerous lightning & poss. hail http://t.co/qbo1Poco | |
| mefi.2012:17:41 <+douglbutt> <shit_hn_says> Go to a local coffee shop, listen to other people's conversation about what they are working on. Build that, faster. | |
| mefi.2012:17:41 <+douglbutt> <spacearcheology> Guys, they already have a Tesla museum: http://t.co/mQmuzw1h | |
| mefi.2012:09:58 <+douglbutt> <alburyj> . @joaniwalshi I respect @MMFlint and am a fan of much of his work. I would also appreciate correction, I never mentioned "raid". #assange | |
| mefi.2012:09:58 <+douglbutt> <alburyj> . @joaniwalshi I respect @MMFlint and am a fan of much of his work. I would also appreciate correction, I never mentioned "raid". #assange | |
| mefi.2012:11:18 <+douglbutt> <jtes> FBI confirmed: FRC shooter had 15 Chick-fil-A sandwiches on him. Plus a 9mm, 2 loaded magazines & a box of 50 rounds. http://t.co/SxxZOk33 | |
| mefi.2012:12:03 <+douglbutt> <scrublord> hey julian assange here is a wikileak for you - you against me, steel cage match, wrestlemania. outcome: multiple powerbombs for you, fucker | |
| mefi.2012:12:33 <+douglbutt> <dozba> Groupon should issue more stock to dilute, because they're sure to find new shareholders at a better price. | |
| mefi.2012:12:33 <+douglbutt> <dozba> Groupon stock now at 75% off it's original retail value. For reference, this is the all-in discount they expect merchants to give. | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <esch> @_cmikk Sorry I didn't get to say hi last night, was finishing up a tour. | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <esch> twit @_cmikk Sorry I didn't get to say hi last night, was finishing up a tour. | |
| mefi.2012:15:57 <+douglbutt> <wikileaks> ANNOUNCEMENT: Julian Assange will give a live statement infront of the Ecuadorian embassy, Sunday 2pm. | |
| mefi.2012:21:13 <+douglbutt> <bp> @PCPGH Not totally sure about your venue, but would you be interested in one of us from @dsa_climate talking about what we do? | |
| mefi.2012:11:15 <+douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> "Give me your stimulus! I never wanted your stimulus! Give me your stimulus! But don't!" - Paul Ryan, and my prom date. | |
| mefi.2012:11:38 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> @inky I heard Skidmore School Orchestra play Beethoven 'Pastorale' on MusOpen, was impressed w/ the unique atonal-dissonant interpretation. | |
| mefi.2012:12:20 <+douglbutt> <ThaGatherin> I'm into some really kinky shit with my database tables. Tons of constraints, almost so many you can't insert. The safe word is "rollback" | |
| mefi.2012:14:52 <+douglbutt> <PaulRyanGosling> Hey girl, I believe in keeping the market free. But I'm still down with experimenting with handcuffs in the bedroom. | |
| mefi.2012:16:17 <+douglbutt> <mmfa> Sean Hannity: “In One Week, Paul Ryan Has Become A National Sex Symbol” http://t.co/6XOiCuD4 | |
| mefi.2012:17:34 <+douglbutt> <Yoplait> Impress us with a @yoplait inspired look, and you could win the ultimate fall fashion prize package! #SOgoodfashion http://t.co/25Uj1T8D | |
| mefi.2012:17:36 <+douglbutt> <Gain> Hey, I’ve gained 20% Cleaning Power. But don’t you worry; my Original scent is still the same. #CleanBoost | |
| mefi.2012:00:01 <+douglbutt> <jimwxgator> Tropical Storm Helene...another named storm to pad the "seasonal forecast" statistics. Honestly, did we REALLY name these 25 years ago? | |
| mefi.2012:18:53 <+douglbutt> <ChuckGrassley> @FBIPressOffice 86daysince@SenatorLeahy&I asked abt crimeLab http://t.co/Xi6Gieiy will u reply? Innocent ppl maybe jailed, #replyfail | |
| mefi.2012:21:54 <+douglbutt> <Mike_FTW> Hey media, if you can learn how to say Magic Johnson without giggling, you can learn how to say Pussy Riot. | |
| mefi.2012:22:56 <+douglbutt> <jwz> Now you're thinking with Sharpies. "I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver... http://t.co/GILQLyMO | |
| mefi.2012:20:09 <+douglbutt> <KenFro> @clairecmc Truth is Sen MacCaskill…the things you're ripping Akin on are exactly why we are VOTING YOU OUT. We agree with HIM, you? w/BHO | |
| mefi.2012:20:09 <+douglbutt> <KenFro> Claire McCaskill, Stop taking things out of context and twisting them to fit your narrative. You know what Akin meant ur just PRO-abortion. | |
| mefi.2012:20:36 <+douglbutt> <evanmc_s> @thegarance "Some of those present took photographs of the group right after the late-night swim, sources said." | |
| mefi.2012:20:54 <+douglbutt> <scalzi> Serious question for women: is 2012 a particularly bad year for sexist fuckery, or am I just noticing it more now? Because, DAMN, Y'ALL. | |
| mefi.2012:21:24 <+douglbutt> <mental_floss> On Scooby-Doo, Shaggy's real name is Norville Rogers. | |
| mefi.2012:22:52 <+douglbutt> <WMUR_Melinda> @tromney Hi Tagg, great pic! Can we use it for the 11pm news on @WMUR9 in #NH? | |
| mefi.2012:10:23 < douglbutt> <HostChopper> YES, WE KNOW, WE WILL. RT @BeyondHosting: @HostChopper you guys should go public and pull a Facebook! Then you should pocket all the cash | |
| mefi.2012:11:19 <+douglbutt> <Froemama> @jennafischer If I'm forced to breathe in secondhand smoke, I won't get cancer bc my body will reject the carcinogens #akinbiology | |
| mefi.2012:12:19 <+douglbutt> <genegeorge> Seeking financing for a novelty T-shirt: Squid, owl, & whale riding a penny-farthing ALL HAVE MUSTACHES, HATS. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. | |
| mefi.2012:13:07 <+douglbutt> <osuprachel> If you're going to make fun of the way someone looks, you better be fucking gorgeous. And you're not even close. So shut the fuck up. | |
| mefi.2012:13:19 <+douglbutt> <charlierybak> @NickHannula UPTOWN'S ALREADY BACK, SO FUCK OFF, JOB CREATOR! | |
| mefi.2012:14:48 <+douglbutt> <timer> Due to some issues, @timer is no longer functional, and will be repurposed soon. Thank you for all of your support the past 5 years. | |
| mefi.2012:15:44 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> B/c he wants GOP to win the seat, prob w someone else? RT @StevenTDennis: Hannity is giving Akin a very hard time. | |
| mefi.2012:15:44 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Akin: "When you really look at it, rape is just rape. It's horrible." Now you tell us. | |
| mefi.2012:17:14 <+douglbutt> <duckpuppet> I am now One With The Universe. Oh crap, now I'm two. Fuck now I'm four, eight, sixteen, thirty-two, sixty-four how do I make this stop help | |
| mefi.2012:17:20 <+douglbutt> <buttplanet> Bad news, kids. Due to budget cuts from the district, we had to sell the Magic School Bus. Now, everyone get on the Homeopathic School Bus. | |
| mefi.2012:17:21 <+douglbutt> <WhoUpDoe> A good day. Had an ice cream cone, a nice jog, touched some kids and even caught your favorite show. Sounds fun right? Wrong. dont kid touch | |
| mefi.2012:17:49 <+douglbutt> <billmckibben> feeling more sympathetic to GOP: if how babies get made is hard for you, i guess climate science really might be too tough to follow | |
| mefi.2012:17:58 <+douglbutt> <NASAJuno> .@MarsCuriosity @NancySinatra FYI, with almost no tilt to its axis, Jupiter’s spring is same as the other seasons! | |
| mefi.2012:22:47 <+douglbutt> <chrispowell> Attn jobseekers, unless your COD clan regularly wins BIG tourneys, you probably shouldn't list your leadership of said clan on your resume. | |
| mefi.2012:22:48 <+douglbutt> <ppppolls> After all that Akin STILL leads McCaskill, 44-43. Little difference from our last poll which was Akin 45-44 | |
| mefi.2012:05:22 <+douglbutt> <RuthWonderful1> Sex, war and pretty harmonies! Come along 6pm tonight! 2-4-1 with your fringe pass #WorldWarWonderful #edfringe #theSpaceUK | |
| mefi.2012:11:40 <+douglbutt> <feldspar> @chendrikaT I'll be back soon enough! Miss you too, email me :P | |
| mefi.2012:11:52 <+douglbutt> <AlisaLea> @TeaPartyTony We carry guns, dress appropriately and refuse to be victims. That's why. #IStandWithAkin | |
| mefi.2012:13:39 <+douglbutt> <twentynine> Open can, receive bacon #IStandWithBacon http://t.co/h2oFvP7D | |
| mefi.2012:15:48 <+douglbutt> <juliawurz> Madonna just asked to keep the stage a smoke-free environment. She realises she's in France, right? #everyonejustconfused | |
| mefi.2012:15:49 <+douglbutt> <juliawurz> Come on Madge, it's just annoying now. Even I'm going to start smoking in a minute if you don't come out | |
| mefi.2012:16:43 <+douglbutt> <moxie> @ScottOnSecurity For the low, low price of a git pull request! =) | |
| mefi.2012:17:28 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> As a Rapist, I support Rep. Akin's efforts to prevent the murder of my children #akin #akin4rapistrights | |
| mefi.2012:18:25 <+douglbutt> <wolfblitzer> In @CNNSitRoom 6PM ET hour, we'll go to Sea of Galilee in Israel to see where a naked US Congressman went for a dip. | |
| mefi.2012:14:41 <+douglbutt> <MarsCuriosity> In tribute, I dedicate my landing spot on Mars to you, Ray Bradbury. Greetings from Bradbury Landing! [pic] http://t.co/74SU9URY | |
| mefi.2012:14:52 <+douglbutt> <BenjySarlin> "They're due for a hurricane [in 2012]. They're due for a major hurricane." -Hurricane expert on Tampa, 2010 http://t.co/6AkWUGEp | |
| mefi.2012:15:28 <+douglbutt> <MikeDrucker> For a moment, I misread the headline "Paul Ryan Grilled On Abortion" as "Paul Ryan Grilled An Abortion" and was like, "Whoa." | |
| mefi.2012:08:32 < douglbutt> <lucashoal> @frijole I love you, internet citizen. | |
| mefi.2012:14:16 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> "Statesman of the Year" in Sarasota, FL on Sunday night--will be terrific--a total sellout. | |
| mefi.2012:15:18 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> What would be worse for the #RNC, a Tampa hit or a NOLA hit (near the anniversary of a certain K-storm)? Thoughts?? #Isaac | |
| mefi.2012:16:03 <+douglbutt> <the_helldesk> If you hang a big heavy USB device off your laptop, don't be surprised if the port becomes loose like sleeve of wizard. | |
| mefi.2012:16:17 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> The opening of #TrumpScotland- an exciting day on perhaps the world's best golf course, watch the video- http://t.co/6S6a8kZ7 | |
| mefi.2012:20:03 <+douglbutt> <MarkPotterNBC> Haiti's Prime Minister issues storm warning in a country where few have access to radio, TV or newspapers. Many are unaware of the threat. | |
| mefi.2012:20:05 <+douglbutt> <HRD_AOML_NOAA> #NOAA42 here reporting from #Isaac: lower fuselage radar shows a pretty disorganized system, with spots of strong convection and lightning. | |
| mefi.2012:20:54 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> Starting tomorrow at 4pm ET our @MikeSeidel will be reporting on #Isaac live from Varadero, Cuba. A first for TWC! | |
| mefi.2012:22:19 <+douglbutt> <chevrolet> @brownpau Sorry, but there's no current plans to bring back the #ElCamino. Stay tuned for future news or updates: http://t.co/teOEiyQS | |
| mefi.2012:22:53 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> USADA to strip Lance Armstrong of 7 Tour de France titles, ban him from cycling for life - @AP | |
| mefi.2012:23:08 <+douglbutt> <NOAA_HurrHunter> #NOAA49 flight track this evening. They deploy dropsondes, supporting #NHC forecasts for #Isaac http://t.co/TlC6qYLr http://t.co/rJgATvaW | |
| mefi.2012:09:34 <+douglbutt> <Siri> Siri is updated with a new version! Try out reminders with push notifications, just ask "remind me to call mom tonight" and you're done! | |
| mefi.2012:10:45 <+douglbutt> <anildash> @jeffjarvis hey, wouldn't mind a warning on that picture link. Appreciate the sentiment, but it's a bit upsetting. | |
| mefi.2012:10:45 <+douglbutt> <anildash> So sad about the ESB shootings. I worked at the ESB for years until 2001, and can't imagine the chaos there today. | |
| mefi.2012:13:18 <+douglbutt> <prchovanec> Iron ore falls below $100 for first time since 2009 on slowing economy, rising stockpiles in China http://t.co/Axfxp2q4 | |
| mefi.2012:13:43 <+douglbutt> <bbcradiomanc> NEWS: Virgin press office confirmed a 'small technical problem' with Virgin Flight VS73, it's going to land at Gatwick for safety checks. | |
| mefi.2012:15:43 <+douglbutt> <OrenNYDN> Did he say "stuff" or...? RT @nytimes #EmpireState victim says he was shot by cop. "I guess, you know, stuff happens." http://t.co/LkzUhZlA | |
| mefi.2012:15:43 <+douglbutt> <OrenNYDN> Ha, thanks. Must have known who he's talking to. RT @NYTMetro @OrenNYDN @nytimes Oren - Double-checked - he really did say "stuff." | |
| mefi.2012:17:10 <+douglbutt> <0xabad1dea> @coxn little of column A, little of column B... | |
| mefi.2012:17:10 <+douglbutt> <coxn> @0xabad1dea is that based only on the Windows releases, or have you found problems with the releases for other platforms, too? | |
| mefi.2012:17:10 <+douglbutt> <NYTMetro> Most or all 9 #EmpireState bystanders maybe shot by NYPD. Johnson had 8 bullets max. Shot 5 at Ercolino, 2 left in gun, 1 unfired on ground. | |
| mefi.2012:17:30 <+douglbutt> <mikeycruiseblog> @BarackObama Can I have a choice if I want Obamacare or not? The answer is no, because having a choice would be wrong in the eyes of Obama. | |
| mefi.2012:00:58 <+douglbutt> <shoebox> @douglbutt yup, I know a lot, anything specific? Can be 'raked' by running magnet along. | |
| mefi.2012:11:54 <+douglbutt> <shoebox> @douglbutt yup, I know a lot, anything specific? Can be 'raked' by running magnet along. | |
| mefi.2012:16:37 <+douglbutt> <waltmurray> "Neal Armstrong, you didn't land on the moon, someone else did." BH Obama. #nealarmstrong, #presidentobama, #barakobama, #obama, #nasa | |
| mefi.2012:18:42 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> "For those who may ask what they can do to honor Neil, we have a simple request." http://t.co/9OAsBryM | |
| mefi.2012:18:42 <+douglbutt> <nostrich> Cool, nice find. Hadn't heard about this. RT @kottke: Neil Armstrong died today at the age of 82 | |
| mefi.2012:23:41 <+douglbutt> <chrisrockoz> The Dems should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, & when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden #DNC2012 | |
| mefi.2012:13:11 <+douglbutt> <jesus> Neil, you're gonna be so sad we temporarily moved heaven to the moon. But on the other hand, you, Michael, dance off, go! | |
| mefi.2012:14:01 <+douglbutt> <WeatherCunt> With your midday forecast, I'm Weather Cunt. Residual rain from Isaac will be pointlessly pelting a bunch of dead crops in the Midwest today | |
| mefi.2012:14:08 <+douglbutt> <WeatherCunt> Labor Day is looking clear for most of the country, except for the East Coast. You guys are fucked. Just stay indoors and get shitfaced. | |
| mefi.2012:17:38 <+douglbutt> <AndreaButera> Neat fact! Per the @USGS, the MS River flowed BACKWARDS for nearly 24hrs b/c of #Isaac! Info: http://t.co/qxtjCd9q | |
| mefi.2012:00:10 <+douglbutt> <9GAG> Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there." | |
| mefi.2012:12:03 <+douglbutt> <LeeMcKenzieF1> Grosjean gets a one race ban for Monza and Maldonado gets 10 place pen for Monza, 5 for jump start, 5 for collision with Glock | |
| mefi.2012:12:03 <+douglbutt> <AdamHayNicholls> Grosjean made a similar mistake in Monaco which, twinned with the fact he took out WC contenders today, is why he gets a race ban & 50k pen | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 <+douglbutt> <stats_canada> Thanks to “A Part Of Our Heritage”, 4 in 5 Canadians are able to diagnose epilepsy by the smell of burnt toast | |
| mefi.2012:14:58 <+douglbutt> <DrugForumsBest> Im all stimmed up on adderall, wearing a very wet, messy diaper, sucking on my paci like a madman without even consciously thinking about it | |
| mefi.2012:15:07 <+douglbutt> <stats_canada> Canada's three most popular baby names in 2011 were Sharon, Lois and Bram | |
| mefi.2012:15:59 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNewsBBC> 'Moonies' founder Sun dies at 92: Self-styled messiah Sun Myung Moon, whose Unification Church became famou... http://t.co/L0MzDQS7 #BBC | |
| mefi.2012:16:00 <+douglbutt> <nytimes> Rev. Sun Myung Moon, 92, Self-Proclaimed Messiah Who Built Religious Movement, Dies http://t.co/uxXpOMUy | |
| mefi.2012:16:00 <+douglbutt> <washtimes> The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, founder of The Times, dies at 92 - Washington Times http://t.co/Vr1IP6HL | |
| mefi.2012:17:38 <+douglbutt> <CIMSS_Satellite> Idaho fires: MODIS true color: new smoke plumes, and smoke trapped in valleys; false color: fire hot spots, burn scars: http://t.co/LIXNJV8A | |
| mefi.2012:20:47 <+douglbutt> <getmagicmap> I'm not dead yet! Been adding more location info, and trying out some interface tweaks to make room for it… #prototype http://t.co/niPsrk7c | |
| mefi.2012:21:47 <+douglbutt> <datachick> Here’s how Samsung flew bloggers halfway around the world, then threatened to leave them there http://t.co/lxom0JHT | |
| mefi.2012:23:46 <+douglbutt> <jasoncherkis> Occupy activists have managed to march themselves outside the city, they think. They're not sure where they are. | |
| mefi.2012:13:28 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> GFS 12z shows #Leslie NE flank covering Bermuda, bad. ...and baby Michael will prob become a hurricane. http://t.co/T4032X6w | |
| mefi.2012:14:28 <+douglbutt> <jimwxgator> *FLASH FLOOD EMERGENCY* in downtown Selma, AL -- water as high as three feet deep, and still raining! | |
| mefi.2012:15:04 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> MR PLOW, MR PLOW, ONCE AGAIN THAT NAME IS MR PLOW | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> West NATL WaveWatch3 shows #Leslie treating entire ocean like a bathtub, huge swells/waves. http://t.co/rwT4c3KL http://t.co/VGhY2nVL | |
| mefi.2012:16:23 <+douglbutt> <FakeCivilWar> The war won, Lincoln relaxed. A delivery boy entered, gave him a package: "As promised." Lincoln cackled: "At long last, my Klondike Bar!" | |
| mefi.2012:16:35 <+douglbutt> <TeaPartyCat> #AreYouBetterOff than you were four years ago? If not, then we should try taking rights away from women and gays and see if that helps. | |
| mefi.2012:18:01 <+douglbutt> <damienrecords> @Kerryepp @Pogo407 Democrats & Liberals just do not care anymore. They WILL if allowed take God, morality, family values from this Country. | |
| mefi.2012:20:06 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> Michelle Obama emails, "Twenty-three years ago, I fell in love with Barack because of his passion, sense of purpose...." Then asks for $5. | |
| mefi.2012:21:51 <+douglbutt> <JamilSmith> Thus far, the #DNC2012 differs notably from its Republican counterpart in that its speakers actually mention their presidential candidate. | |
| mefi.2012:02:06 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Off the chart: during extratropical transition, #Leslie shows 135 knot winds at 900 hPa in GFS grids. Amazing. http://t.co/HOjWSh9F | |
| mefi.2012:08:40 <+douglbutt> <importantshock> In fact, stop linking to, discussing, or in any way perpetuating the relevance of Hacker News. | |
| mefi.2012:10:11 <+douglbutt> <gedeon> Obama & Romney answer the same science questions. Romney rambles, Barack gives concise, action-oriented answers http://t.co/UbW1zBox | |
| mefi.2012:14:19 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> TO RELAX WITH FRIENDS HOW TO RELAX WITH FRIENDS HOW TO RELAX WITH FRIENDS HOW TO RELAX WITH FRIENDS Listen to good music from CDs, tapes | |
| mefi.2012:14:35 <+douglbutt> <Accu_Jesse> WeatherMatrix Blog: 131 mph winds cut off power, internet to Anchorage, Alaska #akwx http://t.co/j1uZBRrV | |
| mefi.2012:16:59 <+douglbutt> <DCPoliceDept> 1/2 Final: The suspicious package at South Dakota Ave and V St, NE has just cleared. The object was a piece of a DDOT traffic barrier | |
| mefi.2012:17:08 <+douglbutt> <TheDemocrats> Paul Ryan is campaigning on repealing #Obamacare, but that didn't stop him from requesting ACA money for his district. http://t.co/cnuLOkQ1 | |
| mefi.2012:20:42 <+douglbutt> <JimCantore> If the NEW Gulf invest area develops it's NOT going to be Isaac. Also as far as I know, I am NOT being sent to #Bermuda. I am last to know | |
| mefi.2012:22:17 <+douglbutt> <AFPhq> Did you know that w/ our national debt at $16 trillion, your individual share is $50,000? #failingagenda http://t.co/dfxLO0vk | |
| mefi.2012:23:22 <+douglbutt> <pwgavin> Just in, a new text from Hillary: http://t.co/9FdPfqqo | |
| mefi.2012:10:17 <+douglbutt> <fecklesswaster> "Honk if ur horny!", I said."Honk if ur a cumlord". Everybody kept on honking. And that's how I started a traffic jam full of horny cumlords | |
| mefi.2012:10:21 <+douglbutt> <PhoneEatingBear> In Meet The Pyro, there is a unicorn and some characters are wearing diapers. Valve really knows it's fan base. | |
| mefi.2012:10:39 <+douglbutt> <Perfect_Beanis> "Amazing, simply amazing" -me looking at cum on a potato I found in the street | |
| mefi.2012:11:09 <+douglbutt> <BenjySarlin> My brother in NYC was getting a bike ticket when a stranger in a suit stopped his cab, gave $50, said "don't hate all the 1%" and left. | |
| mefi.2012:11:26 <+douglbutt> <PUREIDEOLOGY> @CelestialBeard part of me wishes this was possible as a person of a minority class, lmao | |
| mefi.2012:12:28 <+douglbutt> <dangerroom> Obama Finally Talks Drone War, But It's Almost Impossible to Believe Him http://t.co/UfwnSQc0 | |
| mefi.2012:12:32 <+douglbutt> <TheJimHughes> Man, the DNC really loves women. Tuesday was a murderer, Wednesday is a rapist, who's on Thursday - a hologram of Ted Bundy? #dnc2012 | |
| mefi.2012:15:16 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Stuck in a holo dance-off movie, Data & Geordi must boogie their way to freedom. Data's astonishing pop-locking clocks in at 500 pops/lock. | |
| mefi.2012:20:06 <+douglbutt> <pinchers81> Lincoln, JFK, RFK, Reagan, Gabby Giffords, Leo Ryan, Sharon Tate, and so many more- all victims of left-wing violence. #tcot #teaparty | |
| mefi.2012:20:15 <+douglbutt> <dannyclar> @douglbutt lol. So... Your speaking on what facts? What you are told by the liberal media? What a drone. Think for yourself, its better 4 u! | |
| mefi.2012:20:21 <+douglbutt> <TheJimHughes> Hey Dems, you know you're in trouble when even WaPo says you're full of sh*t http://t.co/B2pPNgFc #DNC2012 #liarinchief | |
| mefi.2012:21:23 <+douglbutt> <ivey> RT @fake_api: We didn't "kill" Twitter for Mac. We're just "sunsetting" it. Huge difference, right? | |
| mefi.2012:23:12 <+douglbutt> <ZACHinGVEGAS> US SOF shot Osama, not Obama. Its this spiking of the football he promised not to do that pisses me off about him. Romney sucks too. | |
| mefi.2012:23:35 <+douglbutt> <eevee> RT @JosephScrimshaw: Jokes aside, I just watched an African-American President stand up for gay rights as a party platform. So, yes, thi ... | |
| mefi.2012:23:36 <+douglbutt> <JosephScrimshaw> Jokes aside, I just watched an African-American President stand up for gay rights as a party platform. So, yes, things do change. | |
| mefi.2012:23:42 <+douglbutt> <MikeDrucker> How amazing would it be if President Obama turned around and said, "One more thing" and then revealed the iPhone 5? #DNC | |
| mefi.2012:23:49 < sloth> [18:23:07] <+douglbutt> <ivey> RT @fake_api: We didn't "kill" Twitter for Mac. We're just "sunsetting" it. Huge difference, right? | |
| mefi.2012:20:40 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> Strong rotation currently just east of Danville, IN heading toward downtown Indianapolis within the next 30 minutes! | |
| mefi.2012:05:43 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> This day in 1900: the greatest weather disaster in U.S. history occurred when a hurricane struck Galveston, TX. 7,200 people were killed. | |
| mefi.2012:07:18 <+douglbutt> <EarthquakesGA> Mag 6.1, Irian Jaya, Indonesia. 8 Sep 2012, 20:51 (AEST), Lat, Long: 3.373S, 135.117E, Depth: 35km. Info is preliminary | |
| mefi.2012:14:44 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> #Philly, especially N suburbs, keep a close watch on this line of #severe t-storms with damaging winds. http://t.co/xBo6qial | |
| mefi.2012:15:20 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> On this date in 1943, the first smog was reported in L.A. | |
| mefi.2012:15:55 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Tornado warning issued for north of Washington, D.C. | |
| mefi.2012:15:56 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Confirmed tornado is near Fairfax, Va. on the ground and moving in the direction of Washington, D.C. Take cover now. | |
| mefi.2012:16:23 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> A CONFIRMED TORNADO HAS BEEN REPORTED. In path: Alexandria, Crystal City, Ballston, Woodrow Wilson Bridge, Nat'l Airport | |
| mefi.2012:17:40 <+douglbutt> <parislemon> Word is that Twitter made the call today: Twitter for Mac is done. They won’t kill it outright, but no further updates. Goodbye, old friend. | |
| mefi.2012:18:02 <+douglbutt> <50ShedsofGrey> She stood before me, naked in my shed. 'I'm yours for today,' she gasped, 'You can do whatever you want with me.' So I took her to Nando's. | |
| mefi.2012:19:10 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> Two tornado touchdowns now confirmed this morning, EF1 (110 mph) in Canarsie and EF0 (70 mph) in Breezy Point | |
| mefi.2012:19:14 <+douglbutt> <sheboyganscan> 24xx indiana ave - male teen has large sword, is threatening to kill people | |
| mefi.2012:19:51 <+douglbutt> <TheDalyPlanet> Oh boy. RT @samyoungman: Me: "Governor, who's your driver?" Romney: "There's a lot of drivers I like. Thank you." #NASCAR @kokomodianne | |
| mefi.2012:00:02 <+douglbutt> <TeaPartyViews> @ErikSederstrom @ASederstrom Yes, but we dishonest, lawbreaking #TeaParty low-lives will each vote multiple times if know we won't be carded | |
| mefi.2012:10:47 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> @brownpau I really “liked” the part where Superman gets Pryor a job at the end. What the hell, 80s racial dynamics? | |
| mefi.2012:14:27 <+douglbutt> <NICKIMINAJ> Ha! Thank you for understanding my creative humor & sarcasm Mr. President, the smart ones always do... *sends love & support* @BarackObama | |
| mefi.2012:16:09 <+douglbutt> <airspacemag> For the first time, a camera inside a Japanese cargo ship will record re-entry break-up from *inside* the spacecraft. http://t.co/jlMBzpeI | |
| mefi.2012:16:12 <+douglbutt> <GoDaddy> So many messages, can't get to you all... Sorry to hear all your frustration. We're working feverishly to resolve as soon as possible. | |
| mefi.2012:17:34 <+douglbutt> <chrislintott> Got report of a fireball on Jupiter (NEB L1=335, L2=219, L3=257) at 11.35 UT. Site should be visible shortly - astrophotographers be ready! | |
| mefi.2012:18:18 <+douglbutt> <bn9weather> Mike Clay @BN9 Bucs posted this, taken at halftime of yesterday's game. I was near the circle. It was loud & bright. http://t.co/PqUSOWem | |
| mefi.2012:22:18 <+douglbutt> <Metafilter_TXT> When I make a conscious effort to speak without my overgrown vocabulary, I sound like I'm patronizing, at least according to my (ESL) mom. | |
| mefi.2012:22:22 <+douglbutt> <Metafilter_TXT> The last time I watched a TV broadcast, it had rabbit ears and I was 12. | |
| mefi.2012:00:08 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> Hey, you're into weird softcore porn, right? You like Ferengis? Oo-mox? Right? http://t.co/4AK7gsHs | |
| mefi.2012:10:25 < douglbutt> <startupcitydsm> Don't forget: Startup Fair is today! Stop by our offices, 3-6:30 pm, to learn about DSM startups. Bring colleagues. http://t.co/SIQ8Yc5M | |
| mefi.2012:10:25 < douglbutt> <nudd> When your brand "remembers" 9/11, it exploits 9/11. Please be quiet. | |
| mefi.2012:11:34 <+douglbutt> <MichelleObama> As we reflect on those we lost 11 years ago, let’s honor their memories by serving our communities. –mo | |
| mefi.2012:11:43 <+douglbutt> <jimcramer> I have a problem. My dad, a vet, won't be allowed to vote in Pa. because he does not drive, he is elderly, and can't prove his citizenship. | |
| mefi.2012:11:59 <+douglbutt> <SimonRadio1776> @Lynzey515 @barackobama I was going to avoid politics today but when u c the only tweet is about helping himself on THIS day, its sickening | |
| mefi.2012:12:02 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> On this most somber day, America is united under God in its quest for peace and freedom at home and across the world. | |
| mefi.2012:12:02 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> On this most somber day, America is united under God in its quest for peace and freedom at home and across the world. | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 <+douglbutt> <eevee> based entirely on the snarky assholes i follow, i assume #tcdisrupt is an ironic parody of startup culture. (please don't correct this.) | |
| mefi.2012:15:27 <+douglbutt> <Gain> In remembrance of the events of 9/11/01, & in honor of the victims, heroes & families affected, we'll have a day of silence on Twitter. | |
| mefi.2012:15:40 <+douglbutt> <IHOP> Once upon a time, you ordered a stack of our New York Cheesecake Pancakes and they blew your mind. The End! http://t.co/0MBU5Xzu | |
| mefi.2012:15:45 <+douglbutt> <DunkinDonuts> Today we are reflecting upon September 11, a day that will live on in our hearts and memories. | |
| mefi.2012:17:25 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> I AM TOTALLY CAPABLE OF CANNIBALISM, JUST TRY ME | |
| mefi.2012:17:25 <+douglbutt> <TriciaLockwood> The Ghost of the Ass exits the body THROUGH the ass. Is that some sick twisted kind of website irony? No, it's proof of the existence of God | |
| mefi.2012:17:26 <+douglbutt> <UncleFingers> @LivUniPress http://twitpic.com/3xz5jj - Lavinia, you really must stop feeding your Jack Russell in your unique fashion | |
| mefi.2012:17:27 <+douglbutt> <wolfmom> Celebrate Oneness with Kenny Loggins, Neale Donald Walsch and More: http://t.co/OO4rParm | |
| mefi.2012:18:03 <+douglbutt> <KattHumor> *During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering. | |
| mefi.2012:21:36 <+douglbutt> <Eatingmeals> Sext: I gently untie your bandana, and pull off your sweatbands. You step behind me and do the same. We are Ninja Turtles. Cowabunga dude | |
| mefi.2012:09:44 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> In remembrance, let us recall what the flag symbolizes & the many who have sacrificed so that we may fly it proudly http://t.co/Zyn1AU30 | |
| mefi.2012:10:55 <+douglbutt> <JamesFallows> Just now Obama and H Clinton spoke for US and its values; Romney, for party and its attack strategy. Big mistake on merits and on politics | |
| mefi.2012:11:27 <+douglbutt> <Ihnatko> Saw Google driverless car, doing 40. Turned out to be just drunk guy passed out across front seat with foot slumped on gas pedal. | |
| mefi.2012:11:44 <+douglbutt> <studentactivism> Seventh question at Romney presser is the first not expressing shocked revulsion with him, if you're keeping score at home. | |
| mefi.2012:11:51 <+douglbutt> <cjmartin> Nice work. “U.S. government sold $18 billion in AIG shares, converting a bailout into a profit for taxpayers | http://t.co/RLZxX919” | |
| mefi.2012:12:24 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> The Horrifying Vilerat Post about Africa - p.s. folks, this man was a State Dept officer murdered in Benghazi http://t.co/VsfcqfqW | |
| mefi.2012:14:00 <+douglbutt> <johnolilly> this iphone 4 i'm carrying around seems so fat. oh, how i wish there was something 18% thinner. and with more magnets in the transducer. | |
| mefi.2012:14:09 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> It needs to 193 degrees below zero for it to snow on Mars, http://t.co/TRFbgd2u | |
| mefi.2012:14:16 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> "The iPhone 5. This time, it has a picture of Mohammad on the back." #tcot #apple #islam | |
| mefi.2012:17:23 <+douglbutt> <flightradar24> FR24 was linked on several big portals today, so we had 3-4 times more traffic than "normally". It was as a bit slow but should be OK now! | |
| mefi.2012:22:13 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> ewww niko, your butte | |
| mefi.2012:22:59 <+douglbutt> <keder> Hell yes, I'm angry. My government hasn't passed a budget in more than 3 years. Who WOULDN'T be angry about that? | |
| mefi.2012:23:00 <+douglbutt> <keder> Every time I think Obama has hit the bottom, he gets worse. He's a black hole of suckage! | |
| mefi.2012:11:02 <+douglbutt> <apelad> I got an email from Beyonce for the Obama campaign with the subject line "I usually don't email you." Thanks for rubbing it in, Beyonce. | |
| mefi.2012:12:02 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> .@PhoneTrips Found this in abandoned factory in Detroit, thought you'd enjoy: http://t.co/LvHakpOQ Sure wonder who drew it! | |
| mefi.2012:12:06 <+douglbutt> <Beyonce> This World Humanitarian Day I’m doing something good, somewhere, for someone else. Join me! #WHD2012 #IWASHERE http://t.co/s0wzBAdS | |
| mefi.2012:13:08 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Munich court rules that Motorola Mobility, owned by Google, had infringed an Apple patent, orders recall - IDG http://t.co/d9KnwAW3 | |
| mefi.2012:14:41 <+douglbutt> <trammell> My pal, Cody Austin, just found an iPhone 6 prototype with physical @Square integration on his United Airlines flight. http://t.co/7sh2k4FQ | |
| mefi.2012:16:07 <+douglbutt> <swin24> Christopher Walken endorsed Obama, & Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man In The World is fundraising for POTUS: http://t.co/LiEkCHt5 #reallife | |
| mefi.2012:19:12 <+douglbutt> <lancearmstrong> Hey - you bet. Happy to help. Call my cell 778 384 7520. Take care, L | |
| mefi.2012:00:02 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Super Typhoon Sanba up to 150 knots, in the elite tier of earth's tropical cyclones -- strongest of 2012 so far. Pressure probably sub 900 | |
| mefi.2012:00:20 <+douglbutt> <AstoriaRego> @douglbutt @realDonaldTrump Trust me. No ladies like the smell of colon, not even if he's rich. Unless they are into scat. But ewww. | |
| mefi.2012:03:43 <+douglbutt> <Charles_HRH> Oh Christ, not again?! | |
| mefi.2012:08:45 <+douglbutt> <seanjreilly> @natpryce although iTunes is a very relevant example, I think that "hook X into Facebook to make it worse " is true for almost every X. | |
| mefi.2012:10:19 <+douglbutt> <kcivey> Democrats putting God back in platform really defused that line of right-wing attack, eh? #VVSrx | |
| mefi.2012:11:10 <+douglbutt> <Diskeater23> Wow, Black Mesa: Source is incredible. It's perfectly emulating what it was like back when HL2 was released. AMAZING! | |
| mefi.2012:11:23 <+douglbutt> <kurtlash> Goodbye, New Orleans. You filthy animal! http://t.co/o4cwsp7h | |
| mefi.2012:11:23 <+douglbutt> <SeanBlanda> "Who's sitting behind me? Yeah, right." *continues playing Game Boy*http://t.co/2DKOdwBO | |
| mefi.2012:11:24 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Massive evacuation at UTexas. Man, claiming to be Al Qaeda, called and said "bombs would go off in 90 minutes" http://t.co/DMmp7BmS | |
| mefi.2012:15:31 <+douglbutt> <trammell> My pal, Cody Austin, just found an iPhone 6 prototype with physical @Square integration on his United Airlines flight. http://t.co/7sh2k4FQ | |
| mefi.2012:16:05 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> People here keep saying that Dems don't believe in God. If that's the case, who exactly do they think is gonna DAMN AMERICA? | |
| mefi.2012:20:40 <+douglbutt> <codykirkpatrick> Of ALL the news outlets, you'd think @FOXNews could get the red states labeled correctly. http://t.co/SsnoTyLy #geography #Alabama | |
| mefi.2012:21:24 <+douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> A child supposed to be dead was resuscitated in Wethersfield, by rolling him in a blanket soaked in hot mustard. CT1878 | |
| mefi.2012:19:50 <+douglbutt> <lonelysandwich> I practically invented the thing where you wake up, do a quick poop and go back to sleep (the disco poop). | |
| mefi.2012:21:04 <+douglbutt> <glenkovacs> McCain finally said something I can agree with, "no one just shows up to a protest with shoulder fired rockets, it was an act of war!!" | |
| mefi.2012:23:47 <+douglbutt> <sushi> @georgiecel Aww, thanks. Did Skype tell you? | |
| mefi.2012:11:27 <+douglbutt> <ColoradoMgmt> Olympus Property Launches Diversified Multi-Family Real Estate Fund: PANTEGO, Texas and SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 17,... http://t.co/n2BXzlWZ | |
| mefi.2012:16:41 <+douglbutt> <Mobute> .@DavidGregory: "On a scale of 1-10, how rad would killing people in Iran be? Objectively, it's 7. This is tough and hardball." | |
| mefi.2012:16:44 <+douglbutt> <sandofsky> ♫ 100 outstanding tickets in JIRA ♫♫ 100 outstanding tickets ♫♫ Take one down, pass it around ♫♫ 101 outstanding tickets in JIRA ♫Wait. | |
| mefi.2012:17:15 <+douglbutt> <delrayser> "Don't let this leave the room, but it's true: if prepared correctly, hobos are DELICIOUS." #secretRomneytapes | |
| mefi.2012:18:29 <+douglbutt> <ravenb> Right on cue MT @JRubinBIoggerRomney last week put Obama on the ropes, and the 'secret video' delivers knockout blow http://t.co/mPQZrS6M | |
| mefi.2012:19:04 <+douglbutt> <delrayser> "Assistance for all!" "Boo!" "Very well… assistance for none!" "Boo!" "Hmm… assistance for 47%, miniature American flags for others!" | |
| mefi.2012:23:37 <+douglbutt> <doctorow> Thank you, shouty stoners outside my window, waiting for the man, for waking me up at 330AM by shouting MAAAAAATE at each other. | |
| mefi.2012:23:50 <+douglbutt> <ChaseMit> Romney's new campaign slogan is "WAIT, DON'T CLICK ON ANY NEWS SITES" | |
| mefi.2012:00:17 <+douglbutt> <UtilityLimb> wow, tweet 666 comin' up. oh damn! it's a SICK tweet. new era for u-limb. new style. better than dogs! better than hell dude! here it comes: | |
| mefi.2012:11:22 <+douglbutt> <Slate> By the way, Mitt Romney rebooted his campaign yesterday: http://t.co/9Bm2MlYM | |
| mefi.2012:13:18 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> A new book by my father and brother (Chuck Heath and Chuck Heath, Jr.) will be out on September 25. The book... http://t.co/H6qkDYMH | |
| mefi.2012:21:17 <+douglbutt> <Cyrano_73> I'm not saying @MittRomney goes to that island where really rich people hunt humans for sport, but I bet he knows where it is. | |
| mefi.2012:21:18 <+douglbutt> <robertcostaNRO> Breaking: Romney campaign borrowed $20m in August, now $11m in debt http://t.co/B5zgsPFG | |
| mefi.2012:10:38 <+douglbutt> <twcspacewx> Sounds like the SCA and Endeavour are nearing KIAH (Bush Intercontinental Airport), via Air Traffic Control radio from Houston. | |
| mefi.2012:11:57 <+douglbutt> <Ugarles> "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't give a man a fish, YOU STILL HAVE THAT FISH." - Mitt Romney | |
| mefi.2012:12:32 <+douglbutt> <JamesOKeefeIII> These are the rules you've created, journalists. Abide by them. You've made your bed. Sleep it it. Own your hypocrisy. http://t.co/qTaExUED | |
| mefi.2012:13:33 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> .@jedlewison: National polls are fine. Consistent with an Obama lead of ~3 points, plus random variance. It's states where things get weird. | |
| mefi.2012:13:33 <+douglbutt> <jedlewison> “@fivethirtyeight: The. Polls. Have. Stopped. Making. Any. Sense.” National moreso than state, right? | |
| mefi.2012:13:34 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> .@jedlewison: National polls are fine. Consistent with an Obama lead of ~3 points, plus random variance. It's states where things get weird. | |
| mefi.2012:13:37 <+douglbutt> <keder> Oh, Obama is at 47% in the polls? Who saw THAT coming? | |
| mefi.2012:14:01 <+douglbutt> <Grawly> Fancy Restaurant. My iPhone sits on a tiny 5" chair dressed in a skirt. "At least you love me, Siri." "Would you like me to search the web f | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 <+douglbutt> <greeneforsenate> congratulations i ran a good race, i give up | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 <+douglbutt> <greeneforsenate> When I win, does somebody call me & tell me what to do? is there like a pamphlet or something #senatoralvingreene | |
| mefi.2012:15:13 <+douglbutt> <keder> Oh, Obama is at 47% in the polls? Who saw THAT coming? | |
| mefi.2012:15:41 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> Boehner is crying again, this time at a Capitol ceremony honoring Aung San Suu Kyi. http://t.co/2LeF5X4m | |
| mefi.2012:16:58 <+douglbutt> <danhellerich> Looks like if you have >50 profiles in your @googleanalytics account, you have to give them $150k. Or, sign up for a second free account. | |
| mefi.2012:17:09 <+douglbutt> <gedeon> Four years ago today, Obama's lead over McCain was 1.9 percent. Today, his lead over Romney is 2.8 http://t.co/kEfuE02L | |
| mefi.2012:17:14 <+douglbutt> <7im> If 'debunk' now means 'transformed into a viral internet sensation', then yes governor that video's been debunked, Gangnam Style | |
| mefi.2012:19:19 <+douglbutt> <timsmom> will someone let me know, is this whats it all about? Twitter-not the hokey pokie | |
| mefi.2012:23:23 <+douglbutt> <surlybrewing> Beer coming! RT @wilw: My #homebrew version, via Northern Brewer. I have no idea if it's what Surly is supposed to taste like. (CynicAle) | |
| mefi.2012:10:13 <+douglbutt> <siritonin> *credits fade, a fist slams down on an Akai MPC* Listen Darnell, this may be just a game to you, but chillwave production is my fucking life | |
| mefi.2012:10:43 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Sliding panes, gone. Quick access to lists & other accounts, gone. Now have to expand tweet to tap a link. Definite step back for iPad app. | |
| mefi.2012:11:13 <+douglbutt> <katienotopoulos> If you use public transit directions on your phone, you deserve to get it mugged out of your hands by an 80s style gang in leather pants | |
| mefi.2012:11:13 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> For people wondering why Fox & Friends gets so many simple things wrong, this might help to explain. http://t.co/y3QAkpPq | |
| mefi.2012:11:43 <+douglbutt> <mat> I mean, assuming you only drive and you know where you’re going and stick to the highways. It’s awesome. I love it. | |
| mefi.2012:11:54 <+douglbutt> <UtilityLimb> a dog's nose is his doorbell, don't push it *DINGWOOF* dude what did i JUST SAY [hatch opens on top of dog. a smaller dog pops his head out] | |
| mefi.2012:12:43 <+douglbutt> <petersagal> Been watching FNC all day. I now hate Pres. Obama, and own fourteen catheters and 8 gold bars. | |
| mefi.2012:14:03 <+douglbutt> <nycsouthpaw> Romney supporter demonstrates #Romneystrength against the neck of a protestor, via @zekejmiller. cc @joshtpm http://t.co/AwkH2GuK | |
| mefi.2012:14:45 <+douglbutt> <KurtQuote> "Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts." - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993 | |
| mefi.2012:20:45 <+douglbutt> <YouKilledMyFun> Look at this #ARROGANT president, ECLIPSING the glorious STARS AND STRIPES with his OWN CAMPAIGN MATERIALS. #tcot http://t.co/K6LJMBIh | |
| mefi.2012:20:46 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> Breathe it in, people. That combination of pure hostility and stupidity that is the home stretch of a presidential election online. | |
| mefi.2012:10:40 <+douglbutt> <daniel_levine> line at palo alto apple store is a block and a half long. Verizon store... 5 people, 5 winners at life, 5 champions... think different | |
| mefi.2012:15:24 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> NWS open house this weekend in Sterling, Va.: great event and CWG will be there. More info: http://t.co/x62szauL | |
| mefi.2012:15:38 <+douglbutt> <KenPlume> Remember kids - If the Space Shuttle didn't fly over *your* house, you must have been bad. | |
| mefi.2012:17:56 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> In NH, Biden raves abt cheerleaders: "You think I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.’’ | |
| mefi.2012:23:17 <+douglbutt> <Ralph_Nader> Hey Democrats! If you want to talk about voter suppression, let's talk about DC, long suppressed of having any voting members of Congress | |
| mefi.2012:00:25 <+douglbutt> <MattBors> "The Master" is a film about an egomaniac who creates a cult to sap money out of his followers, though it doesn't mention Apple by name. | |
| mefi.2012:00:37 <+douglbutt> <andresdavid> Oh yeah, here's a four-day-old suckling pig that was born at @GrFrederickFair in Maryland. #NSFW http://t.co/GxDvbYjG | |
| mefi.2012:03:24 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> This day in 1810: Fernhill Heath, England, was struck by what was likely Europe's widest tornado (~1 mile wide). Probably an EF4. | |
| mefi.2012:13:44 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> Slideoffs on I-94 near Kalamazoo, MI due to pea-size hail accumulating to depth of 1". More storm reports: http://t.co/V1z9um4S | |
| mefi.2012:14:09 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Apparently you CAN put your shattered iPhone in a plastic bag and still use it, without cutting up your fingers. | |
| mefi.2012:15:29 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> Threat for #severe t-storms w/ damaging winds in the Northeast this aftn/evening. Outlooks, radar, watches/warnings: http://t.co/3EF35zdy | |
| mefi.2012:19:38 <+douglbutt> <dannychun> dear @SarahPalinUSA i'm a dying little boy plz reply to my question, my question is how would you describe the trajectory of your relevance? | |
| mefi.2012:15:21 <+douglbutt> <kesgardner> @StrokesofCandor I don't watch or listen to Joe Scarborough at all. But from what others say, he's another one. | |
| mefi.2012:15:21 <+douglbutt> <kesgardner> Obama supporters --> Peggy Noonan, Bill Kristol, David Frum, and David Brooks. There. I said it. And I will be treating them accordingly. | |
| mefi.2012:19:38 <+douglbutt> <volt4ire> Man with cat on head cursed me out for taking his pic,but if you dont want your pic taken, dont put a cat on your head http://t.co/znJAaRql | |
| mefi.2012:11:32 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> Man arrested in "Catch Me If You Can" scam after dressing up as pilot, conning his way into the cockpit - http://t.co/8Js8r0CQ | |
| mefi.2012:14:17 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> Via @Buzzfeed, awesome conservative site that simply changes the samples of polls so Romney's winning them http://t.co/Iwu0IJb9 | |
| mefi.2012:16:17 <+douglbutt> <jwherrman> yes sir i have in my hand the REAL unskewed census figures, the originals simply did not feel right. anyway America is 73% otaku | |
| mefi.2012:16:42 <+douglbutt> <TheRealOderus> Saddened by suuden death of tiny baby panda, born into a life of slavery at death-zoo in D.C. | |
| mefi.2012:20:39 <+douglbutt> <EatTheWeak> With each reboot, Romney's campaign is a little less coherent and a little more misogynistic. Holy shit, he's DC Comics. | |
| mefi.2012:22:43 <+douglbutt> <Putin> RT @freepussyriot: Pussy Riot's new single, Putin Lights Up the Fires – the lyrics http://t.co/QH3MtzIm via @guardian | |
| mefi.2012:00:03 <+douglbutt> <fart> see, middle america? this is why unions. | |
| mefi.2012:11:25 <+douglbutt> <leh0n> I've spent the last 20 years reinventing the cat. Here at last, the fruits of my labor *unveils a hissing cat with 43 iPhones taped to it* | |
| mefi.2012:20:33 <+douglbutt> <Favstar> Twitter has suspended @FavstarSupport. Apologies to people sending us questions, it’s going to take longer to respond than usual. | |
| mefi.2012:11:55 <+douglbutt> <neckro> A year ago, I had exactly one computer in my life. Now I have four (watergate, teapot, monica, yellowcake). Yeesh. So much to learn! | |
| mefi.2012:14:34 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> Paul Ryan kicks off campaign event in Denver, CO: "Is this not America or what? Aw! Man! Aw!" | |
| mefi.2012:13:20 <+douglbutt> <Its_Death> Google is 14 today. It's in its room listening to The Smiths. And I think it's started smoking. I'm not angry, Google. Just disappointed. | |
| mefi.2012:13:26 <+douglbutt> <notch> Got an email from microsoft, wanting to help "certify" minecraft for win 8. I told them to stop trying to ruin the pc as an open platform. | |
| mefi.2012:17:39 <+douglbutt> <mikko> So, a build server with access to the Adobe code signing infrastructure was hacked. Adobe to revoke the affected certificate on October 4th. | |
| mefi.2012:23:35 <+douglbutt> <Number1TCOT> @HaltonsHat #1 You can't have a twitter account for an inanimate object, it has to be a person. 2 u can't claim to belong to me! | |
| mefi.2012:23:37 <+douglbutt> <Number1TCOT> @Awesome_Dude666 No! Not me, someone is committing I'd theft and it is being encouraged by bums and bozos on the left. I'm trying to fix it. | |
| mefi.2012:03:42 <+douglbutt> <historyweird> 1628: Charles I's gunpowder-makers apply to dig under church pews because the "women piss in their seats, which makes excellent saltpetre". | |
| mefi.2012:10:49 <+douglbutt> <aterkel> Gingrich: If Obama wins, GOP will meet on inauguration night to figure out how to defeat Dems in 2016 http://t.co/05fBiJ0d | |
| mefi.2012:13:28 <+douglbutt> <brendlewhat> if obama or romney wins this next election, i'm going to reduce my temperature to absolute zero and stop moving altogether, forever. | |
| mefi.2012:14:22 <+douglbutt> <olemoritz> @douglbutt You can't, the script runs in the same process as the app, impossible (not allowed) to do otherwise on iOS, sorry. | |
| mefi.2012:14:56 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> if the bible was source code and you compiled it, it would be a giant fucking segfault | |
| mefi.2012:15:42 <+douglbutt> <bmcclane> If you missed it, you were lucky. Fox News just showed a suicide on live TV. | |
| mefi.2012:15:42 <+douglbutt> <stefanjbecket> OH SHIT CAR STOPPED IN MIDDLE OF FIELD, GUY GETTING OUT | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> i stupidly had to stay off twitter today and missed bagel heads and a fox news live suicide. thanks for this bullshit job, rainforest cafe | |
| mefi.2012:20:53 <+douglbutt> <robdelaney> Less dangerous than “bullet head.” RT @FoxNews: The "bagel head" trend is all the rage in Tokyo, but is it dangerous? http://t.co/D7L0Q47K | |
| mefi.2012:18:20 <+douglbutt> <AlecMacGillis> Fun fact: WV, which allows mountaintop mining and kids driving ATV's, forbids restaurant burgers pinker than medium well. | |
| mefi.2012:01:03 <+douglbutt> <shmup> This is similar to what a post might look like when displayed on a website, much better than my last tweet. #testing #something! | |
| mefi.2012:21:51 <+douglbutt> <936hobart> A 53yo man has died when his motorbike hit a wallaby on Cape Barren Island, @TasmaniaPolice say he was not wearing a helmet | |
| mefi.2012:23:33 <+douglbutt> <marcoarment> Where are all of these dicks who hate me and Apple coming from? Oh, my post must’ve gotten on hacker news let me check, yup | |
| mefi.2012:12:03 <+douglbutt> <mollydotcom> There is no one to help me. Please, I know I am loved. That's blessing enough. I'm so, so tired and I can't face rebuilding my life again. | |
| mefi.2012:12:04 <+douglbutt> <mollydotcom> I just want to say I love you all. It's been a great, amazing life. | |
| mefi.2012:14:28 <+douglbutt> <satanmom> @dropdeadchris You're welcome, darling...lot's of experience with that sort of thing | |
| mefi.2012:16:21 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> In debate, @MittRomney should ask Obama why autobiography states "born in Kenya, raised in Indonesia." | |
| mefi.2012:09:40 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Stuck in a holo dance-off movie, Data & Geordi must boogie their way to freedom. Data's astonishing pop-locking clocks in at 500 pops/lock. | |
| mefi.2012:10:58 <+douglbutt> <mims> That said, this giant slide deck from Henry Blodget on the state of the internet is thought-provoking. http://t.co/MCly0yCV | |
| mefi.2012:12:27 <+douglbutt> <cosmos4u> Something has exploded in the sky at (RA, Dec) = 05h 43m 17.95s +09d 31m 14.8s and is now shining with 8th magnitude: http://t.co/gIGyT1OD | |
| mefi.2012:14:03 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL | |
| mefi.2012:15:22 <+douglbutt> <DRUDGE> Curious tape dropping tonight. NOT from MOTHERJONES. Will cause controversy, ignite accusations of racism -- in both directions! | |
| mefi.2012:20:41 <+douglbutt> <NancyGraceHLN> If the facts are true, this 14-year-old committed murder on THE most defenseless #BabyInShoebox | |
| mefi.2012:00:12 <+douglbutt> <johnhawkinsrwn> @PirateWench Yes, even pointing out that Obama is saying racist things is now racist. How sad.... | |
| mefi.2012:06:55 <+douglbutt> <nbcwashington> On the plus side, we have a pretty cool fog time lapse video from the Capitol -- http://t.co/Wi0WuDID | |
| mefi.2012:09:58 <+douglbutt> <LudoL> Je travaille sur la compta de Finger Foot. Vendredi Soir, diner à Boulogne. Samedi Soir diner chez mon beau père (anniv).So interesting! | |
| mefi.2012:10:15 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> May I ask a question, about #Metafilter, why are so many members #Homosexual, on Metafilter | |
| mefi.2012:14:24 <+douglbutt> <FakeLouieEps> Louie falls in love with a married woman. Convinces her to leave her husband, then immediately loses interest. Joins a gym. | |
| mefi.2012:15:06 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Picard struggles to tame Iowa, a fiery stallion once owned by his father. A sentient cloud is keeping Wes in the friend zone. | |
| mefi.2012:18:38 <+douglbutt> <BBCNewsnight> Emily Maitlis: In the words of his wife, Mitt Romney needs to come out "unzipped" for US presidential debate | |
| mefi.2012:21:50 <+douglbutt> <BlGBlRD> Yo Mitt Romney, Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters F & U! #debates #SupportBigBird | |
| mefi.2012:22:06 <+douglbutt> <Xbox> If you are having issues watching the debates on #Election2012onXbox, please try reconnecting. #XboxPoll | |
| mefi.2012:22:15 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> Hey Barack, there's no bonus for winning this without using "47%". It's not fucking Galaga. #debate | |
| mefi.2012:22:30 <+douglbutt> <TheOnion> Millions Of Excited Americans Gather To Watch Candidates Deliver Series Of Short, Elaborately Rehearsed Speeches http://t.co/XqwXHDr0 | |
| mefi.2012:09:53 <+douglbutt> <igrigorik> Facebook is one giant (HipHop) binary... ~1.2Gb, 21 minutes to compile. #velocityconf | |
| mefi.2012:10:12 <+douglbutt> <sesamestreet> Big Bird: My bed time is usually 7:45, but I was really tired yesterday and fell asleep at 7! Did I miss anything last night? | |
| mefi.2012:11:07 <+douglbutt> <CitizenCassidy> If you got smoked in a debate last night, don't be emailing me all "hey." | |
| mefi.2012:11:09 <+douglbutt> <BlGBlRD> Yo Mitt Romney, Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters F & U! #debates #SupportBigBird | |
| mefi.2012:11:57 <+douglbutt> <jgthirlwell> New Tim Burton film "Frankenweenie" opens tomorrow Oct 5. It features "Strange Love" by Karen O, produced by JG Thirlwell. Also in IMAX 3D! | |
| mefi.2012:12:42 <+douglbutt> <Radlein> My mad conspiracy theory: Obama THREW the debate last night, to keep Romney in striking distance so GOP SuperPAC money STAYS upticket. | |
| mefi.2012:16:12 <+douglbutt> <EmmyCic> Opened up Photoshop and found this. I'm just staring at a Gangnam butt. Thanks, past me!! http://t.co/MIjdl3Cg | |
| mefi.2012:17:42 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Preliminary reports of 12-14 inches of snow in Badger, MN today. | |
| mefi.2012:21:05 <+douglbutt> <benito_cereno> I heard the proposed title for the sixth Die Hard is To Sleep, Perchance to Die Hard. | |
| mefi.2012:22:24 <+douglbutt> <kasie> Romney on Fox tonight, on the 47 percent: "I said something that's just completely wrong." #2012 | |
| mefi.2012:13:48 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> You'll get my gun when you pry it from my 5-yr-old son's cold, accidentally dead hands. | |
| mefi.2012:17:24 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Massive pile up shuts down I-75 South in Sarasota, Florida; 40-50 vehicles involved, highway patrol says - @BN9 http://t.co/4u69FlDv | |
| mefi.2012:02:40 <+douglbutt> <JPBarlow> Flamethrowers exist because someone said, 'I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.' ~ George Carlin | |
| mefi.2012:19:34 <+douglbutt> <rolldiggity> 1. Hide babies all over house.2. If a kid asks, "Where do babies come from?" laugh, "Where DON'T they come from!" and open every cabinet. | |
| mefi.2012:21:35 <+douglbutt> <halfadams> 90% of videos taken on an iPhone are 3 shaky seconds of people saying, "Shit. It's on video." | |
| mefi.2012:17:21 <+douglbutt> <tekin> I’ve been offered 5k followers to give up my Twitter handle by a well-meaning young man in Turkey. Thanks cuz, but I think I’ll pass. | |
| mefi.2012:17:21 <+douglbutt> <muhammed__tekin> @tekin is very important for me to see. Please, please, replace it. I'm asking. | |
| mefi.2012:17:22 <+douglbutt> <tekin> Wow, 100s of public mentions from all his spam accounts, with threats that they will not stop until I change my twitter handle… | |
| mefi.2012:17:52 <+douglbutt> <TumblrTXT> I want to breach and feel droplets flinging from my dorsal, exhale great puffs of salt-mist and plunge into the cold again. | |
| mefi.2012:13:10 <+douglbutt> <Conorpope> "Tell me about Twitter, Dad." "Well son, we would piece together the news of the day by reading strangers' decontextified jokes about it." | |
| mefi.2012:20:56 <+douglbutt> <ozjimbob> Okay so the Bureau of Meteorology has just made it more complicated and more expensive to request historic met data. Thanks, cheers. | |
| mefi.2012:12:11 <+douglbutt> <joshtpm> Schumer Tells Dems, Don't Get Punk'd Again by "Bipartisan" Tax Reform http://t.co/KL2UrZkz via @TPM | |
| mefi.2012:12:59 <+douglbutt> <joshhafner> Two Trader Joes in E. Village #dsm, one just for vegans. “@douglbutt: @joshhafner not one but two trader joes” | |
| mefi.2012:13:46 <+douglbutt> <RedBullStratos> @RedBullStratos #livejump Inflating the big 30 mcf balloon, as tall as a 55 story building! | |
| mefi.2012:14:01 <+douglbutt> <idislikestephen> Reminder to writers, myself included: Not every array has to be "dizzying." Many arrays are such that equilibrium can be easily maintained. | |
| mefi.2012:14:20 <+douglbutt> <neckro> A year ago, I had exactly one computer in my life. Now I have four (watergate, teapot, monica, yellowcake). Yeesh. So much to learn! | |
| mefi.2012:14:21 <+douglbutt> <lunchmom> Off to school, thank God its Friday! Kids are ready for summer vacation | |
| mefi.2012:17:19 <+douglbutt> <copenhagenize> When do we ever ask motorists to turn off motor & "dismount", and then push their car 10 m. across an intersection before getting in again? | |
| mefi.2012:17:50 <+douglbutt> <dozba> Just got offered a kickback from a recruiter. Keep it classy, folks. | |
| mefi.2012:11:34 <+douglbutt> <joshhafner> Sure, Romney may lead Obama this week. But a year ago, one man surpassed even Mitt: @THEHermanCain. What a world. Miss u, Herm. | |
| mefi.2012:13:17 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> I just had to fire someone, he didn't have a clue--he reminded me of Obama on Wednesday night. | |
| mefi.2012:09:21 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> America 2012: The Learning Channel has HoneyBooBoo, History Channel has PawnStars: and the Science Channel has PumpkinChunkin | |
| mefi.2012:10:22 <+douglbutt> <willsommer> Zoo: In future, will use semen from a different panda than Tian Tian. "We let him have his chance." | |
| mefi.2012:10:58 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> "Calling Paul Ryan a 'bro' has an ugly pedigree going back to the Stalinist purges." WSJ tomorrow, probably | |
| mefi.2012:11:17 <+douglbutt> <reemusk> @AdrianChen I've posted 10 links in random, small subreddits, unrelated to the subjects of your "articles"; Your move, Mr. Chen. | |
| mefi.2012:11:30 <+douglbutt> <GoAngelo> Also, Glenny's been doing his show in a replica of the oval office these past months. So, yea, see! "Statesman" http://t.co/b5wsVTdL | |
| mefi.2012:14:41 <+douglbutt> <SpcPlcyOnline> Meanwhile, ORBCOMM confirms its OG2 sat has reentered after Flcn 9 left it in wrong orbit. Puts brave face on it; say they did get eng data. | |
| mefi.2012:15:19 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> This is my 27,000th tweet. I guess I should make it something really important. Well, I have a deep, dark secret I've never told anyone. I'm | |
| mefi.2012:16:10 <+douglbutt> <trumpetcake> Took the sticker off a banana, put it on my shirt and said, "I hereby deputize you to uphold the law in Bananatown!" Elevator is silent now. | |
| mefi.2012:18:12 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> *Biden enters hall nude, smoking a cigarillo*walks up to Ryan debate coach Ted Olson*"Give me your clothes," he commands like the Terminator | |
| mefi.2012:21:44 <+douglbutt> <indecision> Wow. If Joe Biden laughs this hard at Paul Ryan, I wonder what happens when he watches "Caddyshack." #vpdebate | |
| mefi.2012:22:03 <+douglbutt> <BlGBlRD> If I had been in your life, Paul Ryan, you wouldn't be screwing up your numbers. #VPDebate | |
| mefi.2012:22:03 <+douglbutt> <billmckibben> Paul Ryan two hours short of his marathon time at this point, and the sweat is showing. (Oh, actually 3:10 short) | |
| mefi.2012:22:07 <+douglbutt> <cheeky_geeky> Watching #vpdebate with sound off at hotel lounge in SF. Assessment: Biden looks angry and frustrated, Ryan looks confident and upbeat. | |
| mefi.2012:22:14 <+douglbutt> <kevinseccia> Paul Ryan is like a nerd that started lifting weights, got ripped, but is still stuck with his creepy nerd head. #VPDebate | |
| mefi.2012:22:16 <+douglbutt> <sandeepparikh> Wow, Biden ADMITS that we're outsourcing military jobs to Afghan Troops. GET HIM RYAN! #debate | |
| mefi.2012:22:27 <+douglbutt> <dozba> As a guy who has memorized investor pitches, I can tell you that. Ryan has this shit memorized. | |
| mefi.2012:22:50 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Nice! RT @brownpau: Another 30 sec exposure of the #ISS, this one as it flew directly overhead: http://t.co/SmZefIAH | |
| mefi.2012:22:59 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Whatever he missed, Ryan's made great closing remarks, against Biden who had to look down and read second rate stuff. | |
| mefi.2012:22:59 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Biden clearly dissembled about the Benghazi scandal, not to mention a few other big things. Ryan too polite to interrupt and score points. | |
| mefi.2012:23:05 <+douglbutt> <MikeNellis> CBS: Biden won 51%-31% Ryan. That is a whooping, folks. #p2 #vpdebate | |
| mefi.2012:09:55 <+douglbutt> <natpryce> Final scene? Tinky Winky dragged away, his screen looping “It’s people! Tubby Custard is people!”. | |
| mefi.2012:10:19 <+douglbutt> <marsroverdriver> One of my many pictures of the Shuttle Endeavour from this morning, here passing under a street sign. http://t.co/GNxMU3uI | |
| mefi.2012:14:07 <+douglbutt> <metaleptic> hahahahaha nobel peace prize to the EU! next year, to blackwater. in two years, to a drone. in three years, to the concept of peace itself. | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 <+douglbutt> <CNBC> BREAKING: White House: Full Year 2012 deficit fell to $1.089 trillion, $207 billion less than 2011. | |
| mefi.2012:16:06 <+douglbutt> <wikipedia__txt> Today, Japanese omorashi fans also enjoy game show-style videos in which contestants must compete in various urine-holding challenges. | |
| mefi.2012:21:31 <+douglbutt> <disease> There are several risks that welders are exposed to. The well-known health risks include manganese poisoning, br... http://t.co/oLmt2HRh | |
| mefi.2012:21:34 <+douglbutt> <ussr> Do you know, having set up my twitter account eight months ago, I feel that it may just possibly be time to use it. | |
| mefi.2012:21:34 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2012:21:35 <+douglbutt> <menshevik> @305Gunz Cesar Chavez, Hugo Chavez Twitter confusion as Obama dedicates national monument http://t.co/hRPde9LG | |
| mefi.2012:21:58 <+douglbutt> <twentynine> So, I was taking a poop a moment ago and I realized I had been singing a song about how crappy it is that they won't be able to clone dinos | |
| mefi.2012:12:36 <+douglbutt> <UOJim> Breaking: European Union and Aang San Suu Ki announce new, joint program of global, drone-based assassinations. | |
| mefi.2012:18:49 <+douglbutt> <Beer_Muse> @douglbutt that was a retweet, and it was pretty tongue in cheek. Whose #judgmental now? Stay under the bridge if you're gonna #troll | |
| mefi.2012:18:51 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> A 65-mph wind gust reported near Minneapolis... Kansas. (Minneapolis, KS, everyone.) | |
| mefi.2012:18:53 <+douglbutt> <Beer_Muse> @douglbutt and if ppl can't unite on making fun of #hipsters, what common ground will humanity ever find? | |
| mefi.2012:00:59 <+douglbutt> <TylerKepner> Obviously we don't know anything yet...but if Yanks have to de-activate Jeter for this series, they'd also lose him for World Series. | |
| mefi.2012:01:04 <+douglbutt> <JonHeymanCBS> #tigers win 6-4. they only have to soothe papa grande's ego. #yanks got bigger problems, much bigger. | |
| mefi.2012:01:10 <+douglbutt> <lessig> Speaking near Burlington, VT tomorrow. http://t.co/OMBzohq4 | |
| mefi.2012:01:11 <+douglbutt> <TriciaLockwood> @jcalla76 He was originally a married Lutheran minister and then he converted, and received a dispensation to continue as a married priest | |
| mefi.2012:18:13 <+douglbutt> <notch> Just got a demo of the Oculus Rift, and am 100% impressed and will make 0x10c compatible with it. http://t.co/FF2goLmp (maybe minecraft too) | |
| mefi.2012:19:34 <+douglbutt> <JimCantore> In all my years as a #Yankees fan, I've never seen such abysmal team hitting. As far as I'm concerned, this series is over. #MissingJeter | |
| mefi.2012:20:04 <+douglbutt> <charlottechurch> @rupertmurdoch It would be decent to withdraw & apologise for https://t.co/5G05v07c - calling me, @CharlotteChurch and@jacquihames*scumbags* | |
| mefi.2012:22:32 <+douglbutt> <shmup> I just watched Mall Rats, in completion, for the first time. Just recording this in the books. | |
| mefi.2012:15:37 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> FOR THE PAST HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION YEARS, NEARLY ALL MAMMALS HAVE ACQUIRED THEIR MICROBIOME BY PASSING THROUGH THEIR MOTHER'S VAGINA | |
| mefi.2012:17:39 <+douglbutt> <WstonesOxfordSt> Remember, show your books you appreciate them by kissing each of them goodnight. An unappreciated book is likely to run away to the big city | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <SteveStreza> No wonder Circa is having trouble. Every time you scroll even one pixel on an empty list, it’s making an HTTP request to their server. | |
| mefi.2012:15:39 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> .@ProducerMatthew Is there a subdigg for creepshots? If not, WHAT'S THE POINT | |
| mefi.2012:16:08 <+douglbutt> <pepsi> True or False: Doesn't matter the season, it's always the right time to drink a Pepsi. #thirsty | |
| mefi.2012:16:36 <+douglbutt> <THEBSU> If you want to help press the issue, email [email protected] and ask about the murder of Maxime Pouokam. | |
| mefi.2012:21:59 <+douglbutt> <PFTompkins> "Yes, for either candidate: do you believe there are more golden-voiced homeless men out there? How do you plan on capturing them?" | |
| mefi.2012:04:08 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> I DON'T CARE IF THE LOUD IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN THE TWITTER'S TWAT, I SAID TWIT IT MOTHERFUCKER, NOW TWANG IT INTO THE TWITTERTWAT | |
| mefi.2012:23:17 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> claims, to be sure. | |
| mefi.2012:23:49 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> This whole "recruit non-white, non-male, non-heterosexual people" is nothing more than feminism. | |
| mefi.2012:23:56 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> 11:47 PM ET: NWS warns of a possible #tornado moving east at 40 mph near Louise, MS | |
| mefi.2012:00:16 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> The classic '6' shaped hook near Yazoo City, MS at 1106pm. #mswx http://t.co/Fp5cG8Rv | |
| mefi.2012:01:04 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> Strong wording, but still UNCONFIRMED reports of Louise, MS being 'gone'. #mswx | |
| mefi.2012:11:00 <+douglbutt> <max_read> final Newsweek is the "reunion issue": old Diana, angry Muslim, gay Obama ascend to heaven, which is real | |
| mefi.2012:12:04 <+douglbutt> <newtgingrich> very excited to see komodo dragons, black-footed ferrets and more at Phoenix zoo this afternoon: http://t.co/Yo1m3ehA | |
| mefi.2012:12:18 <+douglbutt> <jasonmustian> But without stacks of Newsweeks piling up on the doorsteps of my elderly neighbors, how will I know they've died? | |
| mefi.2012:13:14 <+douglbutt> <ProducerMatthew> CNBC: T-1 halt called on Google's stock, means Google requested halt of stock, was not circuit breaker halt. | |
| mefi.2012:15:44 <+douglbutt> <CyberKnight1> @TMobile How about a "non-texter", since I don't want to pay $25/mo for texting on my contract family plan? *cough* | |
| mefi.2012:17:17 <+douglbutt> <ppppolls> Gary Johnson gets 4% when he's included in Colorado, takes more from Romney, pushing Obama lead to 49/44: http://t.co/6VruzjoH | |
| mefi.2012:17:21 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> @douglbutt actually, I'm a Royals fan (grew up in Kansas), but the Yankees need to pull a 2004 Red Sox (and fast) to get out of this one... | |
| mefi.2012:21:26 <+douglbutt> <AdrianChen> @kept_simple @max_read RIP Max Read, stung to death by weird twitter. | |
| mefi.2012:05:54 <+douglbutt> <HestonBlumental> Not happy about this picture of me in the new @Waitrose magazine, they've made me look like a right cock - http://t.co/oJ9sXH8K | |
| mefi.2012:10:26 <+douglbutt> <mat_johnson> Wyclef Jean Raises Awareness That When Working Out, You Should Never Skip "Leg Day" http://t.co/rp1EzedB | |
| mefi.2012:11:04 <+douglbutt> <UNlTEDSTATES> IT'S NOT EAVESDROPPING, IT'S FREEDOM LISTENING | |
| mefi.2012:11:13 <+douglbutt> <Goons_TXT> It looked more like a double dildo to me. Or maybe she was shitting through her vagina into Tomo's vagina, which would be unspeakably hot. | |
| mefi.2012:17:34 <+douglbutt> <HestonBlumental> Not happy about this picture of me in the new @Waitrose magazine, they've made me look like a right cock - http://t.co/oJ9sXH8K | |
| mefi.2012:21:39 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> You see, the rearmost car of the train … IS THE REST OF THE WORLD #whoa #amtrak #deep http://t.co/VA7tLUDQ | |
| mefi.2012:23:33 <+douglbutt> <dril> BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES | |
| mefi.2012:14:27 <+douglbutt> <SnoopDogg> Laid back wit jdmetro, @EvanMetropoulos, hughhefner. Uhearme! @Playboy mansion #WorksEveryTime http://t.co/4LrGfNLA | |
| mefi.2012:17:31 <+douglbutt> <MarkAgee> TRUE STORY: A friend got called by a Romney canvasser. She asked, and he was in the Phillipines. Mitt outsourced his own fucking campaign. | |
| mefi.2012:21:55 <+douglbutt> <DuvalMagic> WinPC: CBKBB-RSJZH-RTBJJ-3TT3T-5RXZC PS3: KBKJB-S5FST-FZTWT-ZJKJB-XC93C, 5000 X360: KBKJB-S5FKX-BXXTX-WRJJB-XC9BS | |
| mefi.2012:22:45 <+douglbutt> <MarkAgee> TRUE STORY: A friend got called by a Romney canvasser. She asked, and he was in the Phillipines. Mitt outsourced his own fucking campaign. | |
| mefi.2012:12:55 <+douglbutt> <chronsciguy> New SciGuy entry: Should we jail scientists for failed predictions?: I ask, because Italy just has. This, from P... http://t.co/1kbsCDqK | |
| mefi.2012:12:57 <+douglbutt> <chronsciguy> New SciGuy entry: Should we jail scientists for failed predictions?: I ask, because Italy just has. This, from P... http://t.co/1kbsCDqK | |
| mefi.2012:12:58 <+douglbutt> <chronsciguy> New SciGuy entry: Should we jail scientists for failed predictions?: I ask, because Italy just has. This, from P... http://t.co/1kbsCDqK | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 <+douglbutt> <BlackBerry_AU> WE HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR MONDAY #TEAMBLACKBERRY. WE'RE NOT YELLING IT, TODAY IS JUST #CAPSLOCKDAY ^SC | |
| mefi.2012:17:01 <+douglbutt> <RosevilleScan> Vehicle hit a bee's nest, everyone is getting stung; requesting to start medical. | |
| mefi.2012:17:03 <+douglbutt> <anildash> I don't mean to belabor the obvious, but has anybody noticed that Gangnam Style song just isn't very good? | |
| mefi.2012:21:16 <+douglbutt> <PPact> If #Romney supports gender equality in other nations, why has he pledged to reinstate the Global Gag Rule on Day 1? #debates | |
| mefi.2012:21:29 <+douglbutt> <panndder> We want a peaceful planet, and we need a HUGE FUCKING MILITARY to do that. | |
| mefi.2012:22:50 <+douglbutt> <RupertMurdochPR> Onstage, Tagg Romney apologized to Obama for saying he wanted to punch him in the face. Obama accepted his apology. #debates | |
| mefi.2012:03:01 <+douglbutt> <Camilla_SDO> The X1.8-class solar flare tonight, seen here in black and dark orange. Firework for the @SFGiants? http://t.co/C2FTxQVs | |
| mefi.2012:10:37 <+douglbutt> <FiredUpMissouri> .@ToddAkin’s militia ties exposed, claims that he had nothing to do with an extremist group unraveling fast #mosen http://t.co/aOWIwsc4 | |
| mefi.2012:10:40 <+douglbutt> <sdoocy> "@DennisDMZ: Ironically, a Marine detail with "fixed bayonets" outside Benghazi Consulate would have done the trick" @sdoocy | |
| mefi.2012:10:40 <+douglbutt> <sdoocy> Romney, sober, steady sounds presidential. Obama not so likeable, sounds like Chicago politician who is Commander in Chief | |
| mefi.2012:10:51 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Dr. Masters says, "#Sandy intensifying, headed towards Jamaica" http://t.co/uT6t9FIt | |
| mefi.2012:11:20 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Doing a head-count of NCEP 06z Ensemble solutions for #Sandy, some have broken free & headed for the NE, few though. http://t.co/uvw6JLiw | |
| mefi.2012:14:04 <+douglbutt> <alex_navarro> So far, I'm hearing closures of Zynga in Boston, Chicago, and Austin. INTERESTING TIMING, EH? | |
| mefi.2012:14:42 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Last night's X-class flare, was NOT Earth directed, but space weather may be about to get active, http://t.co/APBkt5Br | |
| mefi.2012:14:53 <+douglbutt> <cosmos4u> Yikes, there is a new bright (almost naked-eye) red star ... in the Hyades - could be a nova: http://t.co/jkz0CxRC and http://t.co/a8iBoDhC | |
| mefi.2012:15:30 <+douglbutt> <chuchugoogoo> "Hold on! I'm Olmos ready!" Edward James Olmos, every time someone knocks on his bedroom door | |
| mefi.2012:15:39 <+douglbutt> <TelstarLogistic> Woa. Microfame!! One of my photos ended up in Apple's iPad Mini video. (Old Chevy, bottom left, at 0:47) http://t.co/1lIIrfiV | |
| mefi.2012:16:17 <+douglbutt> <eccalkins> Tim Cook lifts veil from iPad Mini. An infernal glyph spins on its screen. Crowd goes stiff, eyes rolling back horribly. (cc: @cstross ) | |
| mefi.2012:18:00 <+douglbutt> <maxticket> Zynga just gave 100 people 2 hours to clear out their desks. But for $9.99, they can buy 2 more hours. And a scarecrow. | |
| mefi.2012:11:13 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> "she's got legs / she knows how to use 'em" damn girl.. youre able to walk around, using your legs. that is so hot. | |
| mefi.2012:11:56 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> Yesterday: A child conceived from rape is God's will! Today: Look, I'm not qualified to talk about what God wants. #Mourdock | |
| mefi.2012:12:05 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> You have all been waiting-- the response has been amazing! Watch my announcement now, press release to follow at 12:15. http://t.co/fXrjjtDP | |
| mefi.2012:12:06 <+douglbutt> <usnews> Donald Trump has nothing, he's just offering an award for Obama's college records http://t.co/TaAmFBYB | |
| mefi.2012:12:12 <+douglbutt> <TheOnion> "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life." – Donald Trump http://t.co/FVPREAWw | |
| mefi.2012:13:20 <+douglbutt> <TheStalwart> Today's Gallup poll will be completely useless, since it will have been entirely conducted before the Trump offer. | |
| mefi.2012:14:19 <+douglbutt> <BuzzFeedAndrew> In Ohio, Biden discusses ads being run "here in Iowa." http://t.co/eANyDGT4 | |
| mefi.2012:16:02 <+douglbutt> <ppppolls> Obama is ahead 61-39 among early voters in Nevada, Berkley up 55-41 | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <qwantz> @loudbot MY FRIEND, IT'S CLEAR THAT SHOUTING IS THE BEST WAY TO HAVE INNER DIALOGUES. I AGREE | |
| mefi.2012:17:23 <+douglbutt> <markknoller> Treasury reports TARP invested $245-billion in bank bailouts and has now recovered nearly $267-billion thru repayments, dividends, interest. | |
| mefi.2012:17:45 <+douglbutt> <qwantz> @loudbot MY FRIEND, IT'S CLEAR THAT SHOUTING IS THE BEST WAY TO HAVE INNER DIALOGUES. I AGREE | |
| mefi.2012:18:19 <+douglbutt> <Mutantfroginc> Singapore Airlines to End World's Longest Direct Flight, Newark to Singapore http://t.co/N6Pl2LiM | |
| mefi.2012:18:45 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @douglbutt get off the air-sidewalks, I'm a licensed pilot now | |
| mefi.2012:18:50 <+douglbutt> <Livestock> Until Obama releases samples of his DNA for all of us Americans to test in our home DNA labs, can we even be sure he's really human? | |
| mefi.2012:21:28 <+douglbutt> <JohnFugelsang> And now, a complete list of every Caucasian politician whose birth & education records have been demanded by Donald Trump: | |
| mefi.2012:23:17 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> Obama up to 71% in our forecast, his highest since Oct. 9, on favorable trendlines in nat'l trackers. http://t.co/AVlagOjq | |
| mefi.2012:10:15 <+douglbutt> <adamwwolf> "This project was a gas. It was both fun, and expanded to fill all the available space." | |
| mefi.2012:13:49 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> #Connecticut Light & Power has opened their emergency operations center, in advance of #HurricaneSandy | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Per @MikeBloomberg presser, @nycoem situation room is open, storm plan now activated. City officials prepping in case evac's rqd. #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:14:56 <+douglbutt> <_walkingEye> PARKOUR “@BuzzFeedAndrew: Obama jumps off the stage during his rally in Richmond, Virginia today. via Getty http://t.co/mLzVBaB3” | |
| mefi.2012:16:57 <+douglbutt> <scalzi> If the (possible) merger of Penguin and Random House isn't called Random Penguin, they'll have failed. | |
| mefi.2012:18:19 <+douglbutt> <GearboxSoftware> We'll be posting SHiFT codes for Golden Keys in Borderlands 2 on Friday 10/26 and Saturday 10/27! For details, visit: http://t.co/cjEPVODW | |
| mefi.2012:20:37 <+douglbutt> <Accu_Henry> For NYC, if the storm goes on the GFS track, windows will be blown out of the top floors of buildings. | |
| mefi.2012:20:37 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> @breakingweather @Accu_Henry that's a bit dramatic, don't you think?? | |
| mefi.2012:00:13 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> 48-60" of snow? That's what the EURO model threw out for parts of West Virginia, in the wake of #HurricaneSandy http://t.co/xyx9TwL5 | |
| mefi.2012:00:14 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> And now at 114 hrs, the left turn. Unreal. south of RI/CT http://t.co/xMTUdDwk | |
| mefi.2012:10:29 <+douglbutt> <dessadarling> Thrift shopping, I found myself sorting thru this rack of clothing--unaware it was a Halloween collection. http://t.co/utPbKmY4 | |
| mefi.2012:11:21 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> And now at 114 hrs, the left turn. Unreal. south of RI/CT http://t.co/xMTUdDwk | |
| mefi.2012:11:25 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> NHC official forecast well left of NCEP Ensemble guidance at 00z, w/favoritism toward ECMWF solution. http://t.co/9U9SCxbX | |
| mefi.2012:11:27 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> Derp-mound Jim Hoft says Romney has the backing of "thinking black men, enlightened Hispanics, free market Asians" http://t.co/OaiXs97n | |
| mefi.2012:12:16 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Moving due West, #Sandy on top of NYC w/Category 3 hurricane equivalent pressure midday Tuesday. Unreal. http://t.co/hyzcYwWc | |
| mefi.2012:14:45 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> I'd expect 60 mph wind gusts into Cleveland, Detroit, Columbus Ohio, sustained 40-50 mph. Probably near-hurricane force over Great Lakes. | |
| mefi.2012:18:03 <+douglbutt> <karon> Time to panic DC, they are dismantling the carousel on the mall. #sandy http://t.co/w2qz0WuM | |
| mefi.2012:20:21 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> @tearsintherain1 YO OBAMA, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT ANWAR EL SADAT HAD THE BIGGEST EFFECT ON MIDDLE EAST PEACE | |
| mefi.2012:23:53 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> 11pm: #Sandy is now the largest hurricane in Atlantic basin history, measured by diameter of gale force winds.(1,040mi) http://t.co/HZasIa9E | |
| mefi.2012:11:56 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> 175 year old crayfish, wtf | |
| mefi.2012:12:23 <+douglbutt> <RL_Stine> @Gina_Pape I had it wrong, Gina. Signing is at noon. Sorry. | |
| mefi.2012:16:22 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Mayor Bloomberg on #Sandy: "If you live in Zone A and have not yet evacuated, do so as soon as possible. Time is running out." | |
| mefi.2012:16:29 <+douglbutt> <nycoem> New larger, detailed evacuation zone map available here: http://t.co/9JOOx3MR. #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:17:22 <+douglbutt> <blakehounshell> My wife's name is Sandy, so this whole storm thing has been awkward for us. | |
| mefi.2012:18:05 <+douglbutt> <cnnbrk> Federal offices in Washington, DC area will be closed Monday due to #Hurricane #Sandy. http://t.co/tf7VoWGI | |
| mefi.2012:18:06 <+douglbutt> <growingwisdom> Why #Sandy unusual. 1-Enormous wind field, 2-Extreme low pressure. 3-Hurricane inside nor'easter 4-Unprecedented left turn to NJ. 5-MT Snow. | |
| mefi.2012:18:07 <+douglbutt> <cnnbrk> Federal offices in Washington, DC area will be closed Monday due to #Hurricane #Sandy. http://t.co/tf7VoWGI | |
| mefi.2012:18:21 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> http://t.co/sJAPo5Vh Maybe some good news, GFS 18z a tad bit weaker pressure-wise, 950 mb sfc. pressure, but winds still extreme. | |
| mefi.2012:18:53 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> For the love of Pete, I hope you're not traveling. Flightaware reporting over 6,800 flights cancelled so far due to #Sandy. Ugh. | |
| mefi.2012:19:13 <+douglbutt> <wmata> All Metrorail service will be suspended on Monday, until further notice. Visit http://t.co/dcBY44Bo for details. | |
| mefi.2012:19:58 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> I'm live on "Weather Brains" video right now, discussing #Sandy. http://t.co/Rej1gxd3 | |
| mefi.2012:20:16 <+douglbutt> <BMcNoldy> A fiercer forecast for Hurricane #Sandy’s effects on Washington, D.C. http://t.co/mCAGQCqU | |
| mefi.2012:20:52 <+douglbutt> <3AW693> Massive water plume from a burst water main on King Arthur Drive, Glen Waverley (via @spyder1971) http://t.co/d98fApzA | |
| mefi.2012:21:16 <+douglbutt> <stevereads> @growingwisdom Essentially, I'd like to learn Meteorology 101. | |
| mefi.2012:21:51 <+douglbutt> <AHurricaneSandy> I FEEL SO BAD FOR BLIND PEOPLE, CAUSE THEY AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE ME FUCK SHIT UP. | |
| mefi.2012:10:45 <+douglbutt> <AssignmentDesk1> @brownpau Hey there, I'm the social media producer at CNN digital. Is that pier photo yours? Would you give us permission to use? | |
| mefi.2012:10:58 <+douglbutt> <TheMoMorrison> @youkilledmyfun There has never existed such a veil of secrecy over a POTUS' backgrnd as there is around BHOjr, who happens 2 B black Ur pt? | |
| mefi.2012:10:59 <+douglbutt> <TheMoMorrison> @youkilledmyfun (4/4) he’s hiding something, and the American ppl have the right, nay he has the responsibility 2 divulge his info | |
| mefi.2012:11:06 <+douglbutt> <brkgnews> FEMA gauges storm severity by whether @wafflehouse is open. Now, this: MT @WNYC All Starbucks in New York City and Long Island now closed. | |
| mefi.2012:11:27 <+douglbutt> <hurrtrackerapp> Recon pass finding lower pressure yet again, down to 937.5mb extrap. That is a 6mb fall in 1 hour 40 minutes. #hurricane app | |
| mefi.2012:11:30 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Next 4-hours, WRF-4km has 90 knot winds at 1,500 feet approaching Cape Code -- Boston area, then S. New England. http://t.co/D4psfvrb | |
| mefi.2012:11:37 <+douglbutt> <JeffSmithABC7> From a pressure standpoint, #Sandy is in the same league as 1938 Hurricane. Once in a lifetime situation unfolding today. #SandyABC7 | |
| mefi.2012:11:57 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Surge models now agree that NYC-Battery, Sandy Hook NJ and Atl Cty, will see highest storm tides on record.(h/t Ben Strauss @ClimateCentral) | |
| mefi.2012:12:05 <+douglbutt> <UNlTEDSTATES> BLOOMBERG URGES NEW YORKERS TO HARVEST, EAT HOMELESS.#SANDY | |
| mefi.2012:12:09 <+douglbutt> <ElBloombito> Los workers de citydad might be trappedo at el officero. Necesito un kayak, los scuba gear or un Tardis to que escapero. | |
| mefi.2012:12:09 <+douglbutt> <SIRIUSXM> If you lose power go to your car for 24/7 @weatherchannel coverage - available and free - on Sirius 184/XM 1, even without a sub. Stay safe! | |
| mefi.2012:12:11 <+douglbutt> <cnnbrk> Hundreds being evacuated from west Atlantic City, county official says. http://t.co/XEYNBgW0 | |
| mefi.2012:12:25 <+douglbutt> <islivingston> Winds across the northeast at noon. Black is sustained, red (below) are gusts. All mph. #sandy http://t.co/2vWKzY51 | |
| mefi.2012:12:26 <+douglbutt> <wxbrad> Catastrophic storm surge underway along NJ coasts. This photo from Ocean City, NJ. #njsandy #sandy http://t.co/NMc1VcO7 via @TwitPic | |
| mefi.2012:12:26 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> PHOTO: Flooding in Stone Harbor, NJ #sandy #hurricane #flood http://t.co/cckDBsCL | |
| mefi.2012:12:35 <+douglbutt> <Camilla_SDO> In preparation for Sandy's visit, the @NASA_SDO website at @NASAGoddard has been taken offline. Little SDO, however, is all fine! | |
| mefi.2012:12:51 <+douglbutt> <JackieeOConnor> @WTNH trampoline in power lines ,Milford , CT http://t.co/r35nirhM | |
| mefi.2012:13:08 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Largest waves still well offshore, will lag landfall -- tonight's surge looks dire. 45 foot wave/swell east of center http://t.co/pS78EaUA | |
| mefi.2012:13:12 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> #Sandy track & slow movement inland across PA means onshore flow for another 36-48 hours along S. New Eng, LI, NYC. http://t.co/aFe8XTpv | |
| mefi.2012:13:31 <+douglbutt> <WTNH> Winds at 1 p.m.: Sikorsky 35 G46, New Haven 30 G43, Groton 30 G45, Windham 30 G48, Bradley 30 G38. Close to where Irene was during its peak. | |
| mefi.2012:14:19 <+douglbutt> <The_Old_Guard> @jcabiness @LeeannTweeden Thanks for thinking of @The_Old_Guard, but this is from Sept. This is from today http://t.co/pRthijOe | |
| mefi.2012:15:30 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> DEVELOPING: Water levels have begun to rapidly rise in Lower Manhattan as low tide has now passed. Surge at 5.7ft now, up ~1ft in last hr. | |
| mefi.2012:15:34 <+douglbutt> <WTNH> 61,000+ now without power in Connecticut says @CTLightandPower, @UnitedIllum with another 6,600 out. | |
| mefi.2012:17:00 <+douglbutt> <BMcNoldy> 23' waves at New York Harbor entrance. High tide coming soon, as is peak storm surge. Will be historic evening for NYC. http://t.co/rNRJHhff | |
| mefi.2012:17:02 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Recent gusts (within last hour): Central Park 52, Newark 54, New London CT 61, JFK 62, Jackson Heights Qns 66. http://t.co/YyzVqjER | |
| mefi.2012:17:04 <+douglbutt> <Accu_Henry> Very intense eye wall has developed off of Wildwood, NJ. Looks like it will head right into there with winds over 70 mph. | |
| mefi.2012:17:18 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> Incredible surf at Lynn Beach, MA. #mawx #sandy #hurricane #flood http://t.co/kSSQX9Bi | |
| mefi.2012:17:25 <+douglbutt> <twc_hurricane> We have a new top gust on land from #Sandy: 88 mph at Tuckerton, NJ at 4:30pm EDT. #njwx | |
| mefi.2012:17:41 <+douglbutt> <wxbrad> Atlantic City, NJ, amazing & sad! https://t.co/3SYHrT7g real pic finally! #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:17:42 <+douglbutt> <cnnbrk> Brooklyn, Manhattan, Williamsburg and Queensboro bridges in New York will shut at 7 p.m. #HurricaneSandy http://t.co/XEYNBgW0 | |
| mefi.2012:17:55 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Bridgeport, CT storm surge 8.35 feet at this time. | |
| mefi.2012:18:09 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Factoring in 2.7ft tides, water levels at Battery Park have now equalled Irene's max of 9.5ft. Still 2hrs left till #Sandy's high tide. | |
| mefi.2012:18:10 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Philadelphia is the next city to break its all-time pressure record: 959.9mb, which breaks the old record of 962.8 in March 1993. | |
| mefi.2012:18:22 <+douglbutt> <CIMSS_Satellite> GOES-14 1-minute Super Rapid Scan visible images of Sandy, from sunrise to landfall today (HD format QuickTime movie): http://t.co/vCUFhssa | |
| mefi.2012:18:28 <+douglbutt> <stevecaparotta> 94 mph gust in Eatons Neck, NY...highest I've seen so far... via NWSChat #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:18:40 <+douglbutt> <Accu_Henry> HRRR model says a band of 50-70 mph winds develop across south-central NJ, hit Philly and follow the Eye to York Co, Pa. | |
| mefi.2012:18:47 <+douglbutt> <StuOstro> Extreme, rapid rise in surge level at Kings Point NY gauge on western end of LI Sound #Sandy http://t.co/90mc2yg9 | |
| mefi.2012:18:50 <+douglbutt> <WilliamShatner> For some reason several sites (Wikipedia, IMDB...) have my name as William Alan Shatner. I don't have a middle name. Can we get it corrected | |
| mefi.2012:18:59 <+douglbutt> <twc_hurricane> BREAKING: FDNY responding to report of a 4-story apartment building collapse in Chelsea, Manhattan. #Sandy #NYC | |
| mefi.2012:19:15 <+douglbutt> <ScottDimmich> Peak wind gust at Islip, New York Airport (Long Island) is 90mph (occurring at 6:26mph) per latest observation. #nywx #sandy | |
| mefi.2012:19:27 <+douglbutt> <FDNY> There are no injuries or people trapped at 92 8th Ave building collapse, which involved the facade of the structure. | |
| mefi.2012:19:28 <+douglbutt> <FDNY> MAN 2-ALARM 92 8TH AVE, MULTIPLE DWELLING BUILDING COLLAPSE, | |
| mefi.2012:19:47 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> FOX News Channel losing power intermittently, along with the rest of Mid-Town Manhattan. #nyc #hurricane #sandy | |
| mefi.2012:19:49 <+douglbutt> <Sean_Breslin> Incredible, unreal image. RT @IrishEagle: RT @pbump: Lower Manhattan goes dark. http://t.co/Wc4m4EZo #sandy | |
| mefi.2012:19:51 <+douglbutt> <ASPCA> ALERT: Don't let your pets drink out of puddles, the storm flood waters may be toxic! #Sandypets | |
| mefi.2012:19:59 <+douglbutt> <breakingstorm> Officials reporting Sandy-related death in Flushing, Queens. A 30-year-old man was found trapped under a tree - @NBCNewYork | |
| mefi.2012:20:00 <+douglbutt> <twc_hurricane> Video: Power flashes in Springfield Twp., NJ thanks to iWitness contributor newmediaguynyc: http://t.co/luvKOBMs #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:20:07 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> 140 MPH wind gust reported at Mt. Washington, NH observatory. #hurricane #sandy #superstorm | |
| mefi.2012:20:18 <+douglbutt> <twc_hurricane> Major wind-related roof damage to a gymnasium in Lorain, Ohio... hundreds of miles west of the center of #Sandy. | |
| mefi.2012:20:22 <+douglbutt> <Newyorkist> "Con ed plant on 14th St just had a major explosion, looks like a transformer..." via FDNY scanner #sandy | |
| mefi.2012:20:22 <+douglbutt> <TorontoPolice> As reported, A female pedestrian has been killed by flying debris near StClair/Keele. #TOSandy ^tb | |
| mefi.2012:20:35 <+douglbutt> <GovChristie> If conditions are not safe on Wednesday for Trick or Treating, I will sign an Executive Order rescheduling #Halloween. | |
| mefi.2012:20:35 <+douglbutt> <bob_owens> NYC subway flooding driving out massive rats. Looks like Cloverfield, but scary. #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:20:46 <+douglbutt> <NYScanner> Brooklyn: 38 St & 13 Ave BSSP reporting a partial building collapsed, FDNY on scene, requesting EMS forthwith. | |
| mefi.2012:21:04 <+douglbutt> <WSJNY> BREAKING: Floodwaters have rushed through Lower Manhattan, inundating subway and automotive tunnels. Subway system could be out for a week. | |
| mefi.2012:21:06 <+douglbutt> <GovMalloyOffice> Shoreline towns from #Greenwich to #OldSaybrook should immediately evacuate people for a Category 4 event, the highest possible warning | |
| mefi.2012:21:12 <+douglbutt> <twc_hurricane> Evacuations due to rainfall flooding in Greene Twp., PA. Chimney blown off a home in Ft. Loudon, PA. Locator: http://t.co/82OIVmKW... | |
| mefi.2012:21:13 <+douglbutt> <buckyturco> Huge explosion just rocked the East Village, everything went dark and I mean dark. #Sandy I'm now legit scared. http://t.co/ylwSvsQt | |
| mefi.2012:21:19 <+douglbutt> <6abcadamjoseph> The eye of Sandy will be near the city of Philadelphia around 11pm. The winds will get worse, we are far from the end! #Sandy stay safe | |
| mefi.2012:21:31 <+douglbutt> <passantino> Photo: Water floods into Hoboken subway platform, as seen from CC camera http://t.co/U0AuEtI8 | |
| mefi.2012:21:36 <+douglbutt> <McAndrew> The carousel in Dumbo, underwater, still lit, strangely beautiful: http://t.co/W4ggySJc #sandy | |
| mefi.2012:21:42 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Expert: In worst case, flooded subways 'could take as long as 29 days to pump out' http://t.co/M1VDD8EA | |
| mefi.2012:21:47 <+douglbutt> <Occuweather> Thanks so much RT @bynx: @Occuweather Been with you all day & will keep you in my prayers. Stay safe man, and thank you.Seriously, Thank you | |
| mefi.2012:21:50 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> Mt Davis, PA currently reporting 'thundersnow'. #pawx #sandy #superstorm | |
| mefi.2012:21:52 <+douglbutt> <6abcadamjoseph> This just in...hurricane force winds in last hour: Allentown 81mph, Surf City 89mph, Dennisville (cape May) 81 mph #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:22:04 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> HIS NAME IS JIM, JIM CANTORE WEATHER WARRIOR | |
| mefi.2012:22:40 <+douglbutt> <NYScanner> NYC: Power in NYU Hospital went down, nurses in pediatric ICU manually bagging patients on ventilators, City begins emergency evacuation. | |
| mefi.2012:22:49 <+douglbutt> <elwxnino> #Monocacy River near #Frederick, #MD at I-70 is RAPIDLY RISING. MAJOR #flooding expected with crest on Tues. #NWS #mdwx http://t.co/yaglwmbc | |
| mefi.2012:23:25 <+douglbutt> <JustinWeather> Center of #Sandy appears to be rolling down I-95. Back side of old eye wall has winds 70mph+. Bel Air, White Marsh http://t.co/FBfQGmK0 | |
| mefi.2012:23:26 <+douglbutt> <MassEMA> 11PM (10/29) outages in MA (rounded): NGRID 236K, NSTAR 137K, WMECO 11K, FG&E 3K, Total 387K #Masandy | |
| mefi.2012:23:35 <+douglbutt> <twc_hurricane> Reports: National Guard evacuating hundreds in Greenwich, CT who did not heed warnings. Also 80% of Westport, CT without power #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:23:45 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> The fact that NYU Hospital is dark and Goldman Sachs never lost power, speaks volumes. #nyc #sandy #superstorm | |
| mefi.2012:23:52 <+douglbutt> <WSJNY> Hoboken, in Disarray, Calls for National Guard Help: Half of the New Jersey city is flooded, the mayor said. http://t.co/xp8DdCJQ | |
| mefi.2012:00:09 <+douglbutt> <HeyVeronica> Whoa, the 86th street R station has water above the platform (via ninjapito) http://t.co/sZHSwIhC | |
| mefi.2012:02:02 <+douglbutt> <FDNY> QNS 4-ALARM BREEZY POINT FIRE, 15 BUILDINGS FULLY INVOLVED, | |
| mefi.2012:04:24 <+douglbutt> <TWCMikeBettes> Snowing in Dayton, Columbus, & Cincinnati! Avg date of first measurable snow is late November! Last snow on Halloween was 1993 Superstorm. | |
| mefi.2012:07:09 <+douglbutt> <NYScanner> U/D Queens: The 6 alarm fire continues to burn out of control, at least 100 homes have been burnt down to the ground. | |
| mefi.2012:09:31 <+douglbutt> <EveMcMagdalene> FEMA is a death camp. period. Go there, get chipped or gassed. | |
| mefi.2012:09:32 <+douglbutt> <NYScanner> Brooklyn: East 19 St & Ditmas Ave NYPD on scene with a tree fell on 2 people, Both are DOA on scene, Requesting ESU to remove the bodies. | |
| mefi.2012:09:49 <+douglbutt> <TheAtlanticWire> Breezy Point, New York was absolutely devastated by #Sandy. (Credit: Frank Franklin II, AP) http://t.co/rHUdZOhg | |
| mefi.2012:10:11 <+douglbutt> <thesberman> @capitalweather View from the Watergate out to the Potomac, very close to flooding http://t.co/ufnjsHYb | |
| mefi.2012:10:25 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> Because of the hurricane, I am extending my 5 million dollar offer for President Obama's favorite charity until 12PM on Thursday. | |
| mefi.2012:11:25 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> People having a great time in the Trump Tower atrium --- unlike others, I stayed open. http://t.co/ONelqemC | |
| mefi.2012:11:28 <+douglbutt> <nytjim> Bloomberg doesn't really smile when he tells a joke, but his sign language interpreter tries to for him. | |
| mefi.2012:11:35 <+douglbutt> <GovChristie> Me, cabinet members & senior staff watch live video from @NJSP helicopter as it surveys damage over Seaside Park #Sandy http://t.co/wBlvOekb | |
| mefi.2012:11:55 <+douglbutt> <ScienceIsReal1> @JohnFugelsang REPUBLICANS:Do not accept any government help today. YOU built that.YOU can clear the roads.YOU can restore power, not FEMA. | |
| mefi.2012:12:19 <+douglbutt> <kenshane> Roller coaster at sea, Seaside Heights, NJ: http://t.co/SaYZT4c2 | |
| mefi.2012:12:51 <+douglbutt> <TheAtlanticWire> PHOTO: On the ground in Seaside Heights (via Brian Thompson, NBC) http://t.co/5KdLJxy3 | |
| mefi.2012:14:07 <+douglbutt> <thinkprogress> Bush's FEMA director, Michael Brown, criticizes Obama for responding to Sandy too "quickly" http://t.co/Bf1pZ67m #nottheonion | |
| mefi.2012:16:20 <+douglbutt> <Reuters> Walt Disney Co to buy LucasFilm, Star Wars franchise. Two-paragraph story. Updates to come. http://t.co/rF6lb4XI | |
| mefi.2012:16:22 <+douglbutt> <DeRushaJ> Newsroom nerds are freaking. (AP) -- Disney to buy George Lucas' film studio, including Star Wars franchise, for $4B in cash, stock. | |
| mefi.2012:16:46 <+douglbutt> <ditzkoff> "Mr. Solo, my name is Nick Fury. I'd like to talk to you about something called The Avengers Initiative." #DisneyStarWars | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <nycarecs> That fire last night in #NYC in which the storm surge kept the fireman back destroyed 111 homes. Yes, 111. #breezypoint #queens #tragedy | |
| mefi.2012:16:59 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> . @HatingBreitbart P.S. I saw a bloated rat washed out of a NYC sewer, and it reminded me of Breitbart til I realized the rat was alive | |
| mefi.2012:17:10 <+douglbutt> <NathanBowers> So there's been a lot of news lately, and your favorite alpha geeks haven't posted to App dot Net in days. | |
| mefi.2012:17:41 <+douglbutt> <UncleDynamite> "I don't believe Dinty Moore Oyster Stew even HAS an expiration date," I said, just prior to gushing green foam from every orifice. | |
| mefi.2012:19:48 <+douglbutt> <severestudios> A little Before and After from a house in Union Beach, NJ: http://t.co/EbMwirJI #Sandy (h/t @weathernationWX) | |
| mefi.2012:22:31 <+douglbutt> <ComfortablySmug> I wish to offer the people of New York a sincere, humble and unconditional apology. http://t.co/kIRDqgFR | |
| mefi.2012:01:10 <+douglbutt> <TexDolly> @MiticoDepa @KaraOTR sorry I posted it twice. My phone was slow. She was smoking though, I just missed it 1st time:-) | |
| mefi.2012:14:54 <+douglbutt> <RiotNate> “@Multra: 2sexy http://t.co/2WaD4mUG” yes, he is one if my NOC Technicians. Best costume in NOC - NA | |
| mefi.2012:18:12 <+douglbutt> <BAFeldman> Dang, @katienotopoulos was right. Chris Christie got a booty like a shelf. http://t.co/dUSIVeco | |
| mefi.2012:18:27 <+douglbutt> <lia> .@ChrisSpoke ugh, mansplainer! profiteering during a crisis is not an issue of supply and demand—it's always unethical, always wrong choice. | |
| mefi.2012:19:04 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> 300,000 gallons of diesel fuel leak in Arthur Kill, between Staten Island, NY, and Woodbridge, NJ - @NBCNewYork http://t.co/mapkuXGt | |
| mefi.2012:21:23 <+douglbutt> <TWC_Shawn> Grim news from WNBC-TV, rescuers going door-to-door on Staten Island finding a lot of people who drowned inside their homes #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:21:58 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> In our model, Romney has just a 3% chance of winning conditional upon losing Ohio; Obama has just an 8% chance. | |
| mefi.2012:12:50 <+douglbutt> <dessadarling> Michele Bachmann just suggested, on air, the possibility of creating exemptions in her personhood amendment for IVF, but not for rape. | |
| mefi.2012:13:50 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> It would be nice to know whether the "until further notice" #NJTransit rail suspension is going to be measured in days, weeks, or months. | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> #NYPD confirms that the missing children, swept from their mother during #Sandy on Staten Island, have been found dead. | |
| mefi.2012:15:35 <+douglbutt> <islivingston> That's no way to talk to royalty RT @AmWx_Adam Go home, ECMWF. You are drunk. | |
| mefi.2012:15:37 <+douglbutt> <CIMSS_Satellite> View of Northeast US, showing effects of Sandy-related power outages using before/after VIIRS Day/Night Band images: http://t.co/bkFXjPVd | |
| mefi.2012:16:07 <+douglbutt> <WXedge> It may be early in the season, but we would POSSIBLY be talking about a nor'easter and snow by next week. http://t.co/rus1GFAj | |
| mefi.2012:16:16 <+douglbutt> <WXedge> It may be early in the season, but we would POSSIBLY be talking about a nor'easter and snow by next week. http://t.co/rus1GFAj | |
| mefi.2012:17:45 <+douglbutt> <chanian> Lunch conversation: Do porn sites use Ruby on Rails?"Well, for payments and the web, it'd be the fastest way to get it up." - @sandofsky | |
| mefi.2012:19:21 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> It appears that NYC evac zones (A/B/C) were based on category number, not surge prediction. (see March 2009 doc) http://t.co/ww9B06nD #Sandy | |
| mefi.2012:21:10 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> @NJN_Union #njsandy Pittsford Way, New Providence http://t.co/jsAq6f9E | |
| mefi.2012:23:07 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> @MagnusMaggot I'm agreeing with you, I think it's funny too. I don't care, shit happens, it was half a decade ago so it doesn't bother me. | |
| mefi.2012:23:08 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> UNACCEPTABLE IN HALO 4: Sexist remarks, racist remarks, abusive remarks. WHAT IS ENCOURAGED: Simulated mass murder of fellow human beings. | |
| mefi.2012:23:10 <+douglbutt> <MagnusMaggot> @lowtax ACCEPTABLE IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS: racism, misogyny, sociopathy. WHAT IS DISCOURAGED: Disagreeing with admins about juice. | |
| mefi.2012:11:34 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> #Sandy had 2nd highest Integrated Kinetic Energy among US landfalling hurricane in modern record, http://t.co/3mkbNlfU | |
| mefi.2012:12:49 <+douglbutt> <loudbot> SPIDER ESCH, SPIDER ESCH, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER ESCH | |
| mefi.2012:12:56 <+douglbutt> <ibikempls> Just learned a coworker commutes every day from Waterloo, Iowa. That's 3.5 hours each way. I think we have a winner! | |
| mefi.2012:13:57 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> @douglbutt it seems that way. it's easier to plan for in advance... problem is, no two storms are the same. | |
| mefi.2012:15:49 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> @NJN_Union #njsandy Pittsford Way, New Providence http://t.co/jsAq6f9E | |
| mefi.2012:20:15 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> @NJN_Union #njsandy Pittsford Way, New Providence http://t.co/jsAq6f9E | |
| mefi.2012:16:04 <+douglbutt> <RyanHoke> Do this tonight! Set clocks back an hour and replace batteries in your smoke detectors, CO detectors, WX radios, and flashlights before bed. | |
| mefi.2012:16:44 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Coastal flooding and beach erosion threat for mid-Atlantic & NE coast looks legit- unfortunately, next week: http://t.co/13p9OZab | |
| mefi.2012:16:47 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Actual snowfall, of which some may melt, 20-25'' maximum for W. Mass. Still 5-6 days away to gas up snowblower http://t.co/BYUmDYD6 | |
| mefi.2012:18:14 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> GFS drops storm 20 mb/ 18 hours, definitely qualifies as meteorological "bomb" at such low latitude. 983 mb at +96 hrs. http://t.co/hq0zijKg | |
| mefi.2012:18:36 <+douglbutt> <JimCantore> Just gazed at 18z GFS & 12z EURO: Impactful storm for #Sandy ravaged noeast Wed-Fri w/surge, wind, rain, cold and delays in power recovery. | |
| mefi.2012:18:51 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> The only times I've seen any utility trucks on my street, they're turning around because of the downed wires/trees. | |
| mefi.2012:20:39 <+douglbutt> <louisck> If ever a cunt did come to town, her name be Sandy. That filthy, windy, tropical cunt. | |
| mefi.2012:23:34 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Just look at European welfare state and broken countries. Some want US to follow, others not. Why can't we debate civilly? | |
| mefi.2012:23:34 <+douglbutt> <TriciaLockwood> @colsonwhitehead I don t know about you, but I sure as heck don t want to look like a strange dude who was born & reborn over 100s of years | |
| mefi.2012:01:01 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> The only times I've seen any utility trucks on my street, they're turning around because of the downed wires/trees. | |
| mefi.2012:10:09 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Rambo just ruined a perfectly good hunting knife by cutting through barbed wire, what is wrong with this guy? | |
| mefi.2012:00:10 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtynate> The Noise circles my camp - teeth bared, haunches raised. I toss the final Gallup poll onto the fire. Dawn approaches. | |
| mefi.2012:09:35 <+douglbutt> <Arclite> Tomorrow I’m voting for '; DROP TABLE votes; --, the only real choice for America’s future. | |
| mefi.2012:10:30 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Ah, got the badge for checking into the school itself, not the secondary location someone else probably made. http://t.co/yY131VZO | |
| mefi.2012:10:35 <+douglbutt> <dril> fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this | |
| mefi.2012:10:38 <+douglbutt> <robdelaney> .@RepPaulRyan Hey bro! Remember when you were LITERALLY, PERSONALLY responsible for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA’s credit downgrade? | |
| mefi.2012:11:04 <+douglbutt> <mglenbarker> Love him or hate him, Romney really knows how to sacrifice a virgin. Ryan summoning the Kraken now. #RomneyDeathRally | |
| mefi.2012:11:12 <+douglbutt> <neckro> Voted Democrat this morning, then turned into a Republican on the way to work due to slow drivers. #election2012 | |
| mefi.2012:11:16 <+douglbutt> <mshuster> #romneydeathrally RT @StarCraft: First a tremor, then the ground erupts beneath your feet. A swarm of Zerg pour out of the Nydus. | |
| mefi.2012:11:33 <+douglbutt> <DisOwl> "She wasn't a virgin!" Romney paces on the stage, muttering and pointing at the disemboweled corpse. He seems convinced. #RomneyDeathRally | |
| mefi.2012:12:15 <+douglbutt> <metro_man> I can see where the blame will be placed, should President Obama lose. The ppl who posted their ballot pics on social media. | |
| mefi.2012:12:43 <+douglbutt> <Pephredo01> "I can be slain by no man," Romney bellows, breath of rot and sulfur. Hillary Clinton raises her sword. "I am no man!"#RomneyDeathRally | |
| mefi.2012:13:17 <+douglbutt> <PierreTheMime> Chained to ancient slabs of rune-etched granite, bloated job creators are force fed the living poor feet-first. #RomneyDeathRally | |
| mefi.2012:13:17 <+douglbutt> <PierreTheMime> Romney awkwardly stumbles back onto the stage holding a handle of gin. He takes a swig. Truly, these are the end times. #RomneyDeathRally | |
| mefi.2012:13:54 <+douglbutt> <jabyrd3> A glittering constellation of knives flickers as it follows Romney through crowd. Screams, blood. Romney stands alone #romneydeathrally | |
| mefi.2012:14:10 <+douglbutt> <jessamyn> Voted. For myself. Because I am running forJustice of the Peace. 12 positions, 18 names. Good odds. Also @SenSanders http://t.co/vELDS1Gb | |
| mefi.2012:14:14 <+douglbutt> <caldy> On your ballot, enter OBAMA-OBAMA-ROMNEY-ROMNEY-DOWN-DOWN-PAUL RYAN-START-SELECT to vote for the secret Will Smith / DJ Jazzy Jeff ticket. | |
| mefi.2012:18:12 <+douglbutt> <Sajizzle> NPR dude just called it, "Tiny Dixville-Notch." | |
| mefi.2012:18:24 <+douglbutt> <nydnbrooklyn> Midnight this morning, a New Hampshire town had a tie of 5 votes between Obama, Romney. A sign for what's to come? http://t.co/0cwlxRMc | |
| mefi.2012:18:40 <+douglbutt> <resnikoff> I know exit polls are exciting, but remember: there's only one poll that matters, and that's of nine judges like two months from now. | |
| mefi.2012:19:58 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> At least I managed to get in voting and another errand, getting to work at noon. | |
| mefi.2012:20:36 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> Exit polls from Alabama show a 100% response for, "The voter in question spit a plug of chewin' terbacky in my city-slicker face." | |
| mefi.2012:20:59 <+douglbutt> <jabyrd3> A glittering constellation of knives flickers as it follows Romney through crowd. Screams, blood. Romney stands alone #romneydeathrally | |
| mefi.2012:21:30 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> At least I managed to get in voting and another errand, getting to work at noon. | |
| mefi.2012:21:33 <+douglbutt> <marcambinder> To sum up the rest of the night, Romney needs to win Florida and Virginia and Ohio. Lose one, he’s done. | |
| mefi.2012:22:10 <+douglbutt> <TwitchyTeam> New Black Panthers also in Ohio? Reports of Navy SEALs heading to Ohio, Pa. to guard against voter intimidation http://t.co/UOdgYxwD | |
| mefi.2012:22:28 <+douglbutt> <rachelmillman> “So many numbers”- Megan Kelly, just now, about ELECTION RESULTS. | |
| mefi.2012:23:35 <+douglbutt> <dannyBstyle> man, 2016 is gonna be so easy to win with all these republicans leaving the country! | |
| mefi.2012:23:38 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Everybody searching for any scrap of news about election tomorrow.plenty of straws to grasp for Romney, probably not enough. | |
| mefi.2012:23:43 <+douglbutt> <stanzesays> If hating Obama as president makes a person racist, I'd say the racism levels have reached pre-Civil War highs | |
| mefi.2012:23:49 <+douglbutt> <teacup> Fox News is great right now. Quote: "This might not be so bad, Obamacare was actually originally a Republican idea". | |
| mefi.2012:23:58 <+douglbutt> <RomneyLandslide> @realDonaldTrump Obama will be America's Gorbachev, leading us to civil war and ruin to the delight of enemies. | |
| mefi.2012:00:03 <+douglbutt> <T_Royy192> If you voted for obama, you made a big ass mistake and practically fucked your self. Congrats. Im joining a militia. | |
| mefi.2012:00:22 <+douglbutt> <SarahPalinUSA> If you see something at the polls today that doesn't seem right, record and report it:... http://t.co/nnLAy7VJ | |
| mefi.2012:00:42 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> "The GOP blew ONE! ONE BILLION dollars tonight! A-ha-ha-ha!" -- Count Von Count, pounding claret on Sesame Street right now | |
| mefi.2012:00:48 <+douglbutt> <dustinal> I love Brian Williams, and I can now legally make an honest man out of him in seven states. | |
| mefi.2012:01:09 <+douglbutt> <franklinveaux> Defeated, the Romney slithers back to R'lyeh for another thousand years of slumber. Shrieking harpies fall from the sky. #RomneyDeathRally | |
| mefi.2012:01:22 <+douglbutt> <DanRubenstein> Whoa, NBC just cut into their election coverage to finally air the Men's Olympic 100m Final. | |
| mefi.2012:11:40 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> Mitt Romney: At least now I can catch up on my favorite show. *stares at static for 6 hours, unblinking* | |
| mefi.2012:12:23 <+douglbutt> <dozba> 15 seconds ago, I left the Republican party. I'm now officially unaffiliated. #FeelsGoodMan #FarewellBatshitCrazies | |
| mefi.2012:12:23 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> @douglbutt No generator, but we have a still-working gas fireplace. We've actually given up on the house for now, staying at a hotel in NYC | |
| mefi.2012:12:26 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> @douglbutt I have not, but I have been looking into volcano lairs. The rents are outrageous, though. | |
| mefi.2012:13:42 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> NWS in NYC: Wind gusts of 45-50mph should be increasingly common in NJ shore, NYC, Long Island, coastal CT for next 12-18hrs. #noreaster | |
| mefi.2012:13:43 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> Winter storm warning now in effect for extreme se PA, sw NJ, and northern DE for up to 6-8 in. of hvy wet snow #athena http://t.co/aeYWDc2R | |
| mefi.2012:13:59 <+douglbutt> <AnnCoulter> I feel so sorry for Mitt Romney, but sorrier for the country that will never have him as president. | |
| mefi.2012:14:13 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> @douglbutt I have not, but I have been looking into volcano lairs. The rents are outrageous, though. | |
| mefi.2012:14:16 <+douglbutt> <vicjackshow> Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me. | |
| mefi.2012:14:44 <+douglbutt> <GregWHoward> @Olgold96 First gather your earthly needs for six months minimum in food, toiletries, etc., and means to protect. | |
| mefi.2012:14:44 <+douglbutt> <GregWHoward> @EarlBeegle Like I said, I will continue to give my 10% to charity as commanded by GOD but I will not give it liberals, ever again. | |
| mefi.2012:15:07 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> New power outages have occurred in Bergen County, N.J. Wind is the more likely cause than snow, but that part is unconfirmed. | |
| mefi.2012:15:09 <+douglbutt> <NWSNewYorkNY> Feel free to tweet @NWSNewYorkNY your measure snowfall, location, and time of measurement! #nywx #njwx #ctwx | |
| mefi.2012:15:51 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Folks, the snowy and windy conditions in NYC are just going to get worse this aft/evening. If you need to travel, think about doing it now. | |
| mefi.2012:16:03 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> 1-2" per hour snowfall rates in extreme se NY, CT, into w MA. Could get 8-10" or more in higher elevations #athena http://t.co/bqObPl2O | |
| mefi.2012:16:31 <+douglbutt> <kenlowery> "So be it, America... so be it." And Mitt drops a manila folder labelled 'MITT'S AWE$OME TAX PLAN' into a barrel fire. | |
| mefi.2012:17:35 <+douglbutt> <ryanhanrahan> Before November 10th the greatest snow in Hartford was October 29, 2011. The second greatest was 4.1" on 11/6/1953. | |
| mefi.2012:17:56 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @WSJweather @ryanhanrahan dude in Middlesex Cty says roads totally untreated, 2hrs to do 30min commute, people unaware snow was coming | |
| mefi.2012:17:57 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> I liked the "rain, with the slight possibility of a trace of snow" forecast way more than this "All Snow, All The Time" reality. | |
| mefi.2012:17:58 <+douglbutt> <LisaDCNN> WOW: Big overlooked story. Montanas voted 74% to 25% against Citizens United, passing referendum that corporations aren't citizens. | |
| mefi.2012:18:25 <+douglbutt> <HestonBlumental> Not happy about this picture of me in the new @Waitrose magazine, they've made me look like a right cock - http://t.co/oJ9sXH8K | |
| mefi.2012:19:37 <+douglbutt> <GarySzatkowski> All things considered, given what happened last week with Sandy & now with current storm, starting to have a little more respect for Mayans | |
| mefi.2012:23:31 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> BREAKING: NWS confirms Central Park has its biggest early season snowstorm on record, since at least 1869. http://t.co/AhF5IPs9 | |
| mefi.2012:07:14 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> I liked the "rain, with the slight possibility of a trace of snow" forecast way more than this "All Snow, All The Time" reality. | |
| mefi.2012:09:31 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Top CT snowfall totals from NWS: Clintonville 13.5", North Haven 12.0, Monroe 11.5, Meriden 10.8, Danbury 9.9, Tolland 9.0, Manchester 8.0 | |
| mefi.2012:10:16 <+douglbutt> <dsmscanner> @douglbutt According to this story from last year, tickets are $65 for 1-15mph over the speed limit. http://t.co/MmRe8UL4 | |
| mefi.2012:10:17 <+douglbutt> <JoeTheDough> RT @danielpunkass: Subtleties on Obama page: The Thank You graphic is titled “no red states no blue states”, and CSS class is “if-we-win ... | |
| mefi.2012:12:51 <+douglbutt> <davelevitan> Drunk Nate Silver hurls a TV out his window on to the street below, shouting "10 day weather forecasts DO NOT EXIST!!!" #DrunkNateSilver | |
| mefi.2012:13:07 <+douglbutt> <GrahamBlog> Bush 43 got 41% of the Hispanic vote, McCain got 31%, and Romney got 27%. We are going in the wrong direction. | |
| mefi.2012:13:19 <+douglbutt> <wxrjm> @nsj @wxbrad thought you guys may want to know I received an email from FEMA "Ready" with "Athena, Brutus" in it. First agency using them? | |
| mefi.2012:14:39 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Well, we are where we are. Same dangers ahead- Iran, fiscal cliff, inflation, maybe unmanageable debt, etc. Country 50-50, must compromise | |
| mefi.2012:15:59 <+douglbutt> <vicjackshow> Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Romney http://t.co/FTYSAmJT | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <matthewbaldwin> MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink. | |
| mefi.2012:17:29 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> Halo 4 sucks so far. If you forget to put a toilet in, your little Halo guy just stands there and pisses himself. | |
| mefi.2012:19:59 <+douglbutt> <meganm0> Tornado warning in Hobart on the day I go to Launceston, where someone got stabbed at K-Mart - IS ANYWHERE SAFE #tornadofriday | |
| mefi.2012:14:09 <+douglbutt> <paleofuture> I just shouted this tweet at a homeless toddler. RT @joelosteen: What begging won't do, believing will do. Don't be a beggar. Be a believer. | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 <+douglbutt> <antbaxter> .@Salon's take on @realDonaldTrump: "Irrelevant. Pointless. A tantrum-tossing, D-list reality show bore" http://t.co/XY3R6aa8 #trumped | |
| mefi.2012:15:12 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> David Petraeus: 'This afternoon, the President graciously accepted my resignation' - statement via @NBCNews | |
| mefi.2012:15:12 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> CIA Director David Petraeus submits letter of resignation, cites extra-marital affair - @msnbc broadcast | |
| mefi.2012:22:42 <+douglbutt> <TheOnlyJohnny> I've decided to make a QR code tshirt that links to a really aggressive gay porn site. Go on, scan it. | |
| mefi.2012:20:37 <+douglbutt> <DuvalMagic> Good luck, and happy looting! | |
| mefi.2012:01:08 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> ATF is investigating explosion in south Indianapolis, IN. Residents say 'theres no way this could've been a gas explosion'. | |
| mefi.2012:01:08 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> Damage from gas explosion in Indianapolis, IN. Debris was actually picked up on NWS radar. http://t.co/KlzqfJpn | |
| mefi.2012:16:14 <+douglbutt> <robdelaney> If you “express yourself” through your ringtone, it would please me to poo in your hand. | |
| mefi.2012:18:39 <+douglbutt> <ConEdison> #Sandy caused five times as many outages as the next largest storm in #ConEdison history, Hurricane Irene. | |
| mefi.2012:22:04 <+douglbutt> <qrpower> RT @douglbutt Delta Airlines has sent a QR code to my phone, which will allegedly allow me to get on an aeroplan... http://t.co/g6hQLnC9 | |
| mefi.2012:06:19 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Impressive daily extremes on Sunday in the US; National High: 91 at Zapata, TX. National Low: -17 at Cut Bank, MT | |
| mefi.2012:09:05 <+douglbutt> <sparticus> Meta-BBC: In the corner the TV is showing the BBC, so it's the BBC filming BBC TV in the BBC for the BBC. http://t.co/CqJT2ApN | |
| mefi.2012:12:19 <+douglbutt> <MittRomney> From the bottom of our hearts, Ann and I thank you for your support, prayers, efforts, & vote. We are forever grateful to every one of you. | |
| mefi.2012:13:05 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Report: Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted in murder case, police in Belize say - @Gizmodo http://t.co/yNy2Y1wP | |
| mefi.2012:13:30 <+douglbutt> <Eusebiaqghne> Hi @Veroskaraptor , @douglbutt if you want 4000 new twitter followers on you account check http://t.co/iojDgokT | |
| mefi.2012:14:31 <+douglbutt> <FakeLouieEps> Louie gets bed bugs and has to sleep on ex-wife's couch. Hears her having sex, and fakes loud phone sex to compete. Makes gazpacho. | |
| mefi.2012:14:39 <+douglbutt> <firebomb56> @nsj @bryanwx @ryanhanrahan @therobdale Admittedly, some SA's are a lot more objective than others. Ulterior motives seem to plague a few. | |
| mefi.2012:14:39 <+douglbutt> <nsj> I didn't think I'd ever read this: @usweatherexpert to co-lead the NWS Sandy service assessment team. Good luck, all! http://t.co/igFz1yMz | |
| mefi.2012:15:16 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> Komies was last seen on #mefi 1 day, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 2 guys in the goop. | |
| mefi.2012:15:43 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> What is this! i screamed in front of everyone. What is this, some kind of fucked up animal farm! #LastLinesFromGreatBooks | |
| mefi.2012:16:19 <+douglbutt> <WXedge> The latest discussion on a potential nor'easter for next week. Right now, the computer models show a slow-moving storm. http://t.co/CbP20nNy | |
| mefi.2012:16:59 <+douglbutt> <SIObservatory> Free lecture on the Sun on Saturday: http://t.co/zqOObboR Tix required for lecture, but not for stargazing afterward: http://t.co/bxjWOomt | |
| mefi.2012:23:55 <+douglbutt> <AdamSerwer> So basically shirtless G-Man was a wingut trying to embarrass the president, and that's why he went to Cantor. http://t.co/y6KNhjoz | |
| mefi.2012:13:51 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Translation: I'd give a 20-30% shot of a #noreaster in Mon-Tues time frame, followed by 20-30% shot of 2nd (colder) storm on Black Friday. | |
| mefi.2012:15:25 <+douglbutt> <serafinowicz> Yes, they've lost an 'a' already! RT @realDonaldTrump: General Petreus and his family are paying a big price! | |
| mefi.2012:15:46 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Excellent view of #eclipse moment of totality from the @Slooh feed, with impressively quick filter work: http://t.co/PUBtvsGa | |
| mefi.2012:15:55 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> @douglbutt I'm joking yeah, but I'm constantly amazed that the highest rated questions are asking basic human questions a child would ask. | |
| mefi.2012:11:27 <+douglbutt> <brainpicker> The Normandy Invasion, captured on 16 mm Kodachrome film circa 1944 http://t.co/erp4FM7d | |
| mefi.2012:13:42 <+douglbutt> <usNWSgov> @NWSRaleigh has upgraded its radar to dual-pol technology, making it the final site in the NWS Eastern Region to do so: http://t.co/N0sGz4Xf | |
| mefi.2012:14:00 <+douglbutt> <deathmtn> Secession! http://t.co/dLziNcBr "Derrick Belcher, a 45 year-old topless carwash owner, is behind the Alabama petition..." | |
| mefi.2012:14:48 <+douglbutt> <GregWHoward> 2:35 pm EDT update. We are doing much better on #OpSLAM. Originally libs were beating us, but we have rallied back well. #tcot #ocra | |
| mefi.2012:15:10 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Thanksgiving #noreaster update: Today's (12Z) models show a track further out to sea, reducing risk to NY/New England. http://t.co/VbC3WMrg | |
| mefi.2012:18:42 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 7:34:18 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:20:18 <+douglbutt> <BetsyKling> Currently in Barrow, Alaska... http://t.co/10wdVjWQ | |
| mefi.2012:10:57 <+douglbutt> <pgengler> Traffic to the east of me, traffic to the west. I'm stuck in New Jersey with you | |
| mefi.2012:11:03 <+douglbutt> <seansenna> Grand Rapids, MI: What is the real reason why we see bike trails on our city roads? Someone explain. #Agenda21 | |
| mefi.2012:11:34 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 22:53:49 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:43 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> BP pleads guilty to Gulf oil spill felony, agrees to pay extra $4.5 billion - @Reuters | |
| mefi.2012:12:46 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 2:35:36 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:04:27 <+douglbutt> <IDFSpokeperson> #Israel has the world's most advanced precision weapons. We do not target children, the children run towards the bombs. #Gaza | |
| mefi.2012:12:36 <+douglbutt> <jruderman> “In the year NaN, the month of February will have NaN days.” https://t.co/XGjaGF6g | |
| mefi.2012:14:46 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 2:36:45 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:17:03 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> nukes go in, thetans come out. you can't explain that. #opchanology | |
| mefi.2012:17:03 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> nukes go in, thetans come out. you can't explain that. #opchanology | |
| mefi.2012:17:16 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 4:35:13 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:22:17 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:38:27 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2012:17:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:13:14 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:18:25 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Barrow, AK will experience it's last sunset of the winter tomorrow at 5:32 PM EST. Continuous darkness ensues until Jan. 24th. | |
| mefi.2012:19:47 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 7:35:18 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:21:56 <+douglbutt> <nsj> @douglbutt @wxbrad @Sean_Breslin A&M, Penn State, OSU, FSU, NC State - good met schools and good (mostly) football. Coincidence? | |
| mefi.2012:22:25 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> A chilly night out there as Orange, MA is reporting 25F as Bedford, Taunton & Springfield, MA are down to 27F. #MAwx #NHwx #RIwx #CTwx | |
| mefi.2012:01:14 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> WOW!!! A pic not long ago of a #waterspout near Batehaven, Australia! Courtesy of Victorian Storm Chasers http://t.co/Ptfuv2Np | |
| mefi.2012:01:48 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 4:19:51 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:02:05 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> If people had sex more often, I wonder whether anyone would still be intrigued by the sex lives of others. | |
| mefi.2012:18:25 <+douglbutt> <electrolemon> I wrote a Christmas carol for Reddit, and i'd like to sing it for you. *clears throat* O misandry, O misandry / how awful are your branches | |
| mefi.2012:20:12 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 22:10:39 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:09:59 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Winds early this morning gusted to nearly 100 mph at Yaquina Head, OR | |
| mefi.2012:13:05 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 12:21:29 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:26 <+douglbutt> <shl> Ah, skeuomorphism! he says, pointing to an object in the real world. | |
| mefi.2012:20:22 <+douglbutt> <WeatherAUS> SA: Catastrophic Fire Danger - Eastern Eyre Peninsula, Lower Eyre Peninsula and Yorke Peninsula | |
| mefi.2012:04:29 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> A few peak wind gusts in the Northwest Monday: 114 mph Naselle Ridge, WA, 111 mph Abernathy Mountain, WA, 106 mph Mount Hebo, OR | |
| mefi.2012:09:50 <+douglbutt> <kennethreitz> Gunicorn v0.16.1 is out, which includes a patch I provided to make it automatically respect the $PORT environment variable! | |
| mefi.2012:17:57 <+douglbutt> <Accu_Jesse> Winds >100 mph & hvy rain cause mudslide Patrol Car, set it on fire. http://t.co/mYNFoAMf MORE PICS & STATS: http://t.co/JLszcoCc | |
| mefi.2012:01:25 <+douglbutt> <Annetta772> Hi @douglbutt , @abbybrauner I will send you 4000 twitter followers in less than 24 hours http://t.co/nhRnpeWb | |
| mefi.2012:17:41 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:20:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:21:47 <+douglbutt> <Gravid> Fasth, vilken man :) | |
| mefi.2012:17:17 <+douglbutt> <metaphorminute> a collaboration is an indignity: antioxidative, yet subtractive | |
| mefi.2012:19:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 3:00:36 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:19:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 2:59:39 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:20:01 <+douglbutt> <surface> @brownpau nice, great pic! What did you think? | |
| mefi.2012:22:38 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 21:56:35 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:19:30 < douglbutt> <tonyhawk> Nice little Sunday session with Matt Hensley, NBD. Actually, it's a very BD. http://t.co/XvypDFE5 | |
| mefi.2012:19:39 < douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 2:39:01 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:57 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> Okay, this shit just got real. LARP Trek has a website, is now a for-serious webcomic. http://t.co/ZyjdhNQe | |
| mefi.2012:15:32 <+douglbutt> <AdamSerwer> The "These non-white people work hard, like white people, so why are they Dems?" question basically answers itself. | |
| mefi.2012:22:44 <+douglbutt> <nynjpaweather> Considering what I'm seeing, significant updates may be needed tomorrow for higher snowfall totals for SE PA, C NJ, and the NYC metro. | |
| mefi.2012:23:05 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> To recap our snow forecast for NYC: about 1-2" seems most likely. Top end -- 4" (but only 20% chc of that, imho) | |
| mefi.2012:08:51 <+douglbutt> <SF_emergency> Due to police action on TI, TI will remain closed to all traffic for possibly 2 more hours. | |
| mefi.2012:10:31 <+douglbutt> <TrailerPodcast> Ep 26 is up! An interview with special guest Roger Nygard, director of Trekkies and editor for Curb Your Enthusiasm. http://t.co/G7xdyD4Q | |
| mefi.2012:11:48 <+douglbutt> <climagic> :set background=dark # If you're a vim user with a dark term background, this is must-know. Probably should go in ~/.vimrc. Thx @dtsomp | |
| mefi.2012:11:54 <+douglbutt> <nsj> Dear weather folk: Only abbreviate "scattered" when you have to, and use "scat'd". "Scat showers" doesn't mean what you think it does. | |
| mefi.2012:13:14 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> Wind turbines are totally destroying the areas in which they are located—all for unreliable, bad & expensive energy! | |
| mefi.2012:13:15 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> Wind turbines are totally destroying the areas in which they are located—all for unreliable, bad & expensive energy! | |
| mefi.2012:14:57 <+douglbutt> <Eagle_Vision> What ever you do, give a 100%. Unless you're donating blood. | |
| mefi.2012:15:14 <+douglbutt> <CalEMA> Just plug in your zip code and know your risk for #flood, #earthquake, #tsunami and much more! http://t.co/3DHIOe9l | |
| mefi.2012:16:49 <+douglbutt> <john_overholt> I probably don't have to tell you guys not to buy an iPad2 from QVC, but seriously, don't buy an iPad2 from QVC: http://t.co/Ezq0X1TP$ | |
| mefi.2012:19:45 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 0:05:21 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:19:47 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 2:25:29 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:00:19 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Rain totals through 60-hours from NAM-4km are 6-10'' over NorCal, mostly related to elevation. Peaks squeeze it out http://t.co/B1pyVqEU | |
| mefi.2012:10:38 <+douglbutt> <BenjySarlin> Your mission @petesouza, should you choose to accept it, is to get Obama and Romney to make the "not impressed" face together | |
| mefi.2012:11:01 <+douglbutt> <lmayliffe> @douglbutt oh boy, that's terrible. Was it on accident? Did you sneak into a mansion first? | |
| mefi.2012:11:27 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 15:41:15 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:54 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Quote from @neckro "CGA: Any color you want, as long as it's magenta." | |
| mefi.2012:17:50 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:50:24 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:10:27 <+douglbutt> <lizflock> According to the WH pool report, Joe Biden just "engaged in an extended Costco shopping spree." | |
| mefi.2012:10:48 <+douglbutt> <LockheedMartin> Oil & gas off-shore site inspections conducted by a yellow, unmanned submarine │ http://t.co/kWLddYwS (photos, video) | |
| mefi.2012:10:54 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> Biden's shopping cart items at Costco: "Childrens' books, fire logs, a 32 inch Panasonic tv and a big applepie to the registers." | |
| mefi.2012:10:56 <+douglbutt> <johnmcquaid> The USS Pueblo, captured by North Korea in 1968 and now an anti-US tourist attraction, has vanished http://t.co/aeqbC0eR via @TimothyS | |
| mefi.2012:11:51 <+douglbutt> <extranapkins> An armed society is a polite society. Because all the impolite people were shot to death, with bullets | |
| mefi.2012:15:06 <+douglbutt> <pdunwin> On Earth, the big fuss is about mercury in the water. | |
| mefi.2012:15:20 <+douglbutt> <joshtpm> Did not expect that. Pool report says Romney patted Obama on back, said "Later, homes" on leaving White House. | |
| mefi.2012:17:25 <+douglbutt> <afreedma> Thoughtful analysis from @nsj of Weather Service's performance during Hurricane Sandy, & communications issues raised http://t.co/zlXGNNMg | |
| mefi.2012:17:30 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (8 days, 23:18:10 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:18:14 <+douglbutt> <WXedge> Can warm air cause snow? Yes, it's called over-running & the setup may bring accumulating snow to Conn. on Saturday. http://t.co/LfGueUP0 | |
| mefi.2012:18:39 <+douglbutt> <ckolderup> "Batman flew into the night, because Batman can fly now." #NaNoWriMoClosers | |
| mefi.2012:09:13 <+douglbutt> <abc7newsBayArea> #BREAKING: There are full or partial power outages on the Bay Bridge, Richmond San Rafael Bridge, San Mateo Bridge and Carquinez Bridge. | |
| mefi.2012:10:25 <+douglbutt> <raeljones> Quick, someone call Fred Durst. His services are required in north London. http://t.co/yfT59EWw | |
| mefi.2012:10:43 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> #NaNoWriMoClosers All the hot girls ignored the football players and chose to do sex with me, the pale nerd. | |
| mefi.2012:13:10 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (10 days, 2:27:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:01:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 6:18:10 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:13:48 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 19:21:15 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:22:24 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 1:57:03 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:32 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (9 days, 14:50:38 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:53 <+douglbutt> <PGE4Me> #SantaCruz: Per earlier reports, @PGE4Me had stopped work due to unsafe conditions. As of 10:30am crews are back to work. #scstorm | |
| mefi.2012:16:43 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> A wind gust to 150 mph was just measured atop Mammoth Mountain, CA. Numerous #flooding reports also. http://t.co/YKcKBvid #cawx #nvwx | |
| mefi.2012:10:32 <+douglbutt> <luciswindoll> Interesting trivia: this year December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays & 5 Mondays. This only happens every 824 years, so I'll miss the next one. | |
| mefi.2012:12:42 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:02:44 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:16:45 <+douglbutt> <gloom303> Time to play "Where In The World Is John McAfee" - oh, wait, what does the EXIF location data say? http://t.co/P3z8k0cV - via @cwahlers | |
| mefi.2012:16:58 <+douglbutt> <PUA_txt> She dumped me 6 months later because I did not know nothing about KINO, escalation, how to deal with women | |
| mefi.2012:01:50 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (12 days, 8:43:58 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:09:49 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 14:26:30 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:10:50 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home | |
| mefi.2012:11:05 <+douglbutt> <puck_marin> @douglbutt Keep up the good work, @oatmeal. All jokes, including rape jokes CAN be funny. People take stuff too seriously. | |
| mefi.2012:11:10 <+douglbutt> <puck_marin> @douglbutt That's awesome & hot. Also, rape jokes can be funny. | |
| mefi.2012:11:23 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> .@_dtl: Didn't know felons could serve jury, as Pluto murderer // For that I was only an accessory. @PlutoKiller is the felon | |
| mefi.2012:12:26 <+douglbutt> <FatMike_of_NOFX> Just woke up. EDB number 21,22,23! No puking, so the show will go on! | |
| mefi.2012:14:29 <+douglbutt> <LOUDBOT> I HATE HOW IF A WOMAN HAS SEX WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS SHE'S CONSIDERED A SLUT, BUT IF A GUY DOES THE EXACT SAME THING, HE'GAY' | |
| mefi.2012:14:49 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:11:18 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:15:24 <+douglbutt> <fistamendment> hey .@Oatmeal, clarify for us: how much must you give to charity to make one rape joke? what's the exchange rate, you commodifying fuck? | |
| mefi.2012:16:02 <+douglbutt> <dtipson> 25% of Americans have an opinion about Panetta/Burns, a bill that does not exist: http://t.co/SVvFUfcU | |
| mefi.2012:16:19 <+douglbutt> <airspacemag> At the #AGU12 conf, @NASA just announced they're going to build a Curiosity rover twin out of its spare parts, to land on Mars in 2020. | |
| mefi.2012:17:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 21:48:29 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:22:48 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 11:13:50 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:23:43 <+douglbutt> <PhilipDuncan> Ok, I ask this every year but have many new followers this December - SO, does anyone know where you can buy eggnog in Auckland/NZ? | |
| mefi.2012:03:55 <+douglbutt> <breakingstorm> Update: At least 238 killed by Typhoon Bopha, hundreds of others missing - @AFP http://t.co/OZb6Ywrm | |
| mefi.2012:10:27 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 16:35:01 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:00 <+douglbutt> <larryvillelife> Starting a new band called Fiscal Cliff. We'll play math rock, poorly. | |
| mefi.2012:12:41 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 23:02:22 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:25 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (9 days, 12:29:19 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:16:02 <+douglbutt> <kampeas> .@CNN, your chryon "Brubeck brought jazz into the mainstream" is dumbass, insulting and may even be racist. And I love Brubeck. | |
| mefi.2012:16:43 <+douglbutt> <ingmarbirdman> if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door | |
| mefi.2012:17:32 <+douglbutt> <Pinboard> So far the best thing about New Zealand is the deadpan sense of humor, like when the hotel guy pretended that Internet access cost $1 per MB | |
| mefi.2012:18:01 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 19:30:09 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:19:36 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 18:08:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:20:51 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> Here's some raw footage of the Hobsonville, NZ tornado from earlier today. Could be RFD, thanks to Phil Skinner! http://t.co/jMgvFkRG | |
| mefi.2012:00:12 <+douglbutt> <breakingstorm> Reports of another tornado near Rotorua, New Zealand - @nzherald http://t.co/jvBDkc5p | |
| mefi.2012:08:08 <+douglbutt> <accuweather> Today in 1982, every hourly temperature remained 52 degrees from midnight to midnight in San Francisco, CA #wxhistory | |
| mefi.2012:08:37 <+douglbutt> <puck_marin> @douglbutt That's awesome & hot. Also, rape jokes can be funny. | |
| mefi.2012:08:37 <+douglbutt> <puck_marin> @douglbutt Keep up the good work, @oatmeal. All jokes, including rape jokes CAN be funny. People take stuff too seriously. | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <rupertmurdoch> Many thanks for condolences about my Mum. A great lady, wife. mother and citizen. 193 yo, but still a blow. | |
| mefi.2012:11:45 <+douglbutt> <TmoNews> HOLY WOW, T-Mobile and Apple reach agreement to sell iPhone in 2013 | |
| mefi.2012:11:48 <+douglbutt> <NASA_EO> Key clue that shows humans are driving global warming: while the troposphere is warming, the stratosphere is *cooling* http://t.co/5EdKBq54 | |
| mefi.2012:13:42 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Wes interrupts an alien ball game, igniting a forever-war. Data's new vanity muscle arms don't fit in his uniform, keep bonking into Geordi. | |
| mefi.2012:17:50 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Des Moines, IA has had the most unusually warm year of any US city so far in 2012. 3.5 sigma anomaly. Graph: http://t.co/LKsXql2m | |
| mefi.2012:17:50 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> In other words, Des Moines can expect to have a year this hot once every 2149 years, all else being equal. (It's not.) http://t.co/LKsXql2m | |
| mefi.2012:18:05 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> Damn mom, your taking longer to make dinner...... than Kim Kardashian's marriage.. *unreciprocated high five* | |
| mefi.2012:19:52 <+douglbutt> <ChainTheDogMa> @douglbutt sorry I don't have time to chet or tweet, because its time to eat | |
| mefi.2012:20:49 <+douglbutt> <tllj> Hey @RogueAles, your beers are the @GuyFieri of the #craftbeer world. Over-hyped and over-priced. What a joke... | |
| mefi.2012:02:22 <+douglbutt> <HJosephWX> The time has come for NZ to join the ranks of so many other western countries put weather data in the public domain, especially radar data. | |
| mefi.2012:08:07 <+douglbutt> <lawblob> I'm here to kick ass & chew bubblegum & trade Pokèmon cards, and I'm all out of reasons to live | |
| mefi.2012:10:36 <+douglbutt> <SenatorReid> If Republicans refuse to take these steps, they show they are more interested in appeasing Tea Party than protecting middle class | |
| mefi.2012:10:50 <+douglbutt> <fart> can men get toxic shock syndrome? no questions please, only answers | |
| mefi.2012:11:15 <+douglbutt> <Amanda4Ward5> WAKE UP, WAKE UP DC, I have come home. Great news, GOD is with ME!!! We have quite a show for you! I AM GOING TO CHOP SATAN's head.#getready | |
| mefi.2012:11:24 <+douglbutt> <Amanda4Ward5> @douglbutt look at you satan, still worried about another's man #cock you fool, GOD don't wear no clothes, we fuck all day, all nights NAKED | |
| mefi.2012:13:50 <+douglbutt> <FatMike_of_NOFX> Does anyone have a photo of me shitting my self on stage last night? If you do, please delete it, I'm so ashamed! :( | |
| mefi.2012:15:37 <+douglbutt> <SCOTUSblog> Arguments in gay marriage cases around Mar 25-27, decision around June 27. | |
| mefi.2012:22:39 <+douglbutt> <TheMatthewKeys> SCA CEO Rhys Holleran: "Prank calls, as a craft in radio, have been going for decades and decades." | |
| mefi.2012:22:39 <+douglbutt> <TheMatthewKeys> SCA CEO Rhys Holleran: "At this point in time, our concern is for their welfare," speaking of radio hosts removed from air. | |
| mefi.2012:01:04 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> All advertising on Australian station linked to nurse's death in UK has been suspended indefinitely, spokeswoman tells @smh | |
| mefi.2012:13:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:23:15 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:40 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Des Moines, IA reported 0.1 inches of snow. This ends the snowless streak at 279 days. | |
| mefi.2012:15:40 <+douglbutt> <misspinkkate> Vegas fries reviews: "too much going on", "it's so in my face" #MeFieri | |
| mefi.2012:15:53 <+douglbutt> <misspinkkate> The burger has a TON of finely shredded lettuce, that I am dropping everywhere @rrosenthal #MeFieri | |
| mefi.2012:16:03 <+douglbutt> <misspinkkate> Soudtrack for the meal is just what you'd expect- Matchbox 20, Train, Hootie. #MeFieri | |
| mefi.2012:18:32 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 5:30:35 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:21:00 <+douglbutt> <PUA_txt> My mother is the best wingman Ive ever had. We have crashed frat parties, bachelorette parties. I got laid all the time because of my mother | |
| mefi.2012:21:14 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:09:15 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:55 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 20:13:20 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:12:20 <+douglbutt> <SeinfeldToday> Kramer uses grinder to meet new friends, doesn't know it's a gay hook-up app. Jerry refuses to admit he cried on @WTFpod. | |
| mefi.2012:14:16 <+douglbutt> <scottrocketship> "Development" is the process of replacing unique, soulful, brick-and-mortar buildings with sheet metal shit barns and pitch parking lots. | |
| mefi.2012:16:44 <+douglbutt> <lizflock> Please note the man with the 70s porn glasses and sideburns sitting behind Obama in Redford, Michigan: http://t.co/35MaUmkB | |
| mefi.2012:17:04 <+douglbutt> <nerdfaced> Um, then what is in the fucking package? http://t.co/ohzEaTSl | |
| mefi.2012:08:28 <+douglbutt> <ReutersAero> #Delta confirms to buy 49% of #VirginAtlantic from #SingaporeAir. Virgin to retain brand, Virgin Group/Branson to keep 51% stake | |
| mefi.2012:14:04 <+douglbutt> <sweden> @brittiskt If you have ideas on how to make it better, please contact @sofiaembren! Cheers! | |
| mefi.2012:14:13 <+douglbutt> <david_wolkin> A dad in middle America saying "you have to keep this side of yourself a secret". Nothing new there, Superman trailer. | |
| mefi.2012:14:33 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Wes interrupts an alien ball game, igniting a forever-war. Data's new vanity muscle arms don't fit in his uniform, keep bonking into Geordi. | |
| mefi.2012:17:57 <+douglbutt> <dhh> @ryanbigg Go fuck yourself. After you are done, then measure your contributions to open source software against those of @37signals. | |
| mefi.2012:18:55 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 2:04:24 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:19:41 <+douglbutt> <woot> Game Fight is back in the blog! In this edition, @sethmacy names his game of the year, what's yours? http://t.co/e99zcaLZ | |
| mefi.2012:21:48 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 11:49:32 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:08:57 <+douglbutt> <Pontifex> By speaking with Jesus in prayer, listening to what he tells you in the Gospel and looking for him in those in need | |
| mefi.2012:09:00 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 17:09:37 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:09:48 <+douglbutt> <eevee> please stop saying "you're the product". no, i'm not; the product is. and you're not clever for repeating it. more conversation, less memes | |
| mefi.2012:09:53 <+douglbutt> <jwherrman> @samir valuation is probably closer to $50m, round is $8m | |
| mefi.2012:09:56 <+douglbutt> <jwherrman> hahahha, privacy-hole-ridden sexting app SnapChat has just raised $8m http://t.co/DITbPFVn http://t.co/QpgUeai7 | |
| mefi.2012:13:41 <@necKro> 08:48 <+douglbutt> <eevee> please stop saying "you're the product". no, i'm not; the product is. and you're not clever for repeating it. more conversation, less memes | |
| mefi.2012:17:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 1:20:27 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:21:21 <+douglbutt> <Pontifex> Offer everything you do to the Lord, ask his help in all the circumstances of daily life and remember that he is always beside you | |
| mefi.2012:21:41 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> just when I wasn't expecting the surprise penis, it shows up. | |
| mefi.2012:07:58 <+douglbutt> <klickitatstreet> I just downloaded Google Maps for iOS so intently, the app reached out its finger to my lips and whispered, "Shhh. Who hurt you?" | |
| mefi.2012:11:20 <+douglbutt> <dril> as a youth, the boys would laugh at my large ears & call me "The Ears Bastard". but today, I have every epsIode of Sliders at my fingertips. | |
| mefi.2012:12:25 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 20:41:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:13:00 <+douglbutt> <fireland> I have decided to publish my latest novel, WHO SMELLS LIKE PATCHOULI TAINT, here in its entirety. CHAPTER 1: You. EPILOGUE: You do. | |
| mefi.2012:14:37 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> "Well, this was a gimme." -- whoever has to title the porn version of PACIFIC RIM | |
| mefi.2012:14:43 <+douglbutt> <neilyourself> Haters tryna put me in ambulances. Haters sayin "Oh my god" and "You're losing a lot of blood" LOL, jelous? | |
| mefi.2012:14:47 <+douglbutt> <deathmtn> Based on Katt's singing, I gather "Les Mis" is where one guy sings, "Ja-veeert! You are real baaad!" Then another guy goes, "Nooo I'm not!" | |
| mefi.2012:14:48 <+douglbutt> <GerryDuggan> If you guys can distract Mitch McConnell, I’ll try to slide a Ghostbuster trap under him. | |
| mefi.2012:14:52 <+douglbutt> <anhonestmess> This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p | |
| mefi.2012:16:04 <+douglbutt> <SFist> John McAfee Is In Miami Now, Says His Crazy Talk Was Just An Act: http://t.co/3D8nGFam | |
| mefi.2012:16:20 <+douglbutt> <CustomMilk> oh no need to ban me ma'am, because i assure you i will never be filling my water balloons in this library again | |
| mefi.2012:16:35 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 4:46:32 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:16:44 <+douglbutt> <ABigBagOfKeys> drop everything dudes, I just found out the Michigan Chamber of Commerce President is named Dick Studley | |
| mefi.2012:21:03 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:02:32 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:22:19 <+douglbutt> <waferbaby> Oh, and we launched new camera pages on Flickr because launch everything.http://t.co/fcjMfhYz.Slight uptick in iPhone usage. Fancy that. | |
| mefi.2012:22:42 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:13:39 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:08:45 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 23:19:29 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:09:14 <+douglbutt> <ryanqnorth> SEXT: ur playing mario 3, i ask what u like best, tanooki or hammer bros suit?? u say u like fire mario best and i leave and i never call u | |
| mefi.2012:10:52 <+douglbutt> <michaelhayes> Photo from the Newtown Bee of students evacuating, crying http://t.co/DA4S5bOB | |
| mefi.2012:11:22 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> NWS proposing eliminating winter "watches" and "advisories" for alternative, plain language statements: http://t.co/9SC7CsQl | |
| mefi.2012:13:24 <+douglbutt> <BitterOldPunk> Hey, NRA. You won! Random massacres are the price we all have to pay for your precious gun fetish. How's that freedom taste, motherfuckers? | |
| mefi.2012:13:54 <+douglbutt> <scalardecisions> . @EMCcorp and @VMware’s new #collaboration to target #cloud services market, via @Trefis. http://t.co/Ie7uqvGT | |
| mefi.2012:14:14 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Ghosts of long-dead crewmen harass Troi. Riker's fight with a lizard alien turns romantic, leading to sensual massaging and heavy petting. | |
| mefi.2012:14:28 <+douglbutt> <tomtomorrow> Seriously gunnies, nobody wants to hear your crap today. Just shut the fuck up. | |
| mefi.2012:14:29 <+douglbutt> <NRACountry> Apologies for the inconvenience, but the @ColtFord Tweet & Greet will be rescheduled. Please check back for more info! | |
| mefi.2012:14:30 <+douglbutt> <xeni> Shooter confirmed as “Ryan Lanza.” A FB link is circulating. Ryan John Lanza, 4/10/1988, from Newtown. On voter records as Republican, FWIW. | |
| mefi.2012:14:58 <+douglbutt> <clancycnn> @Shadowclaimer Done...this is rather strange, listening to details from police not yet published. | |
| mefi.2012:15:44 <+douglbutt> <KingJames> imagine it happening to my kids school. I and the rest of the families would be devastated! Something has to be done. Land of the free, BS! | |
| mefi.2012:15:56 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> 0bama said that the deceased children had ‘birthdays and weddings’ to look forward to, but ‘Christmas’ didn’t occur to him? | |
| mefi.2012:16:38 <+douglbutt> <NickDoody> To those suggesting banning handguns in response, we tried that in the UK & it had no effect apart from stopping it ever happening again. | |
| mefi.2012:18:33 <+douglbutt> <AlmightyBoob> quick guys, i need to know how my favorite corporations feel about this tragedy | |
| mefi.2012:18:38 <+douglbutt> <robinince> what an ugly god some people believe in, thinking he would kill children because he wasn't getting enough attention during school hours | |
| mefi.2012:20:18 <+douglbutt> <jpodhoretz> After hours of shooting news, watching Men in Black 3 on a plane. It's actually very bad so far. Clunky and depressing. | |
| mefi.2012:21:18 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 0:03:36 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:06:04 <+douglbutt> <SMpunx> @Blakely_G8 praying your kids don't become spineless, coward, treasonous rape victims, like you. | |
| mefi.2012:06:08 <+douglbutt> <SMpunx> @BrownTroy72 I'm sorry your fat pig wife got raped by an aborigine, too bad you didn't have a gun to save her. How's the rape child doing? | |
| mefi.2012:06:08 <+douglbutt> <SMpunx> @Finchnt unless you look up what fluoride is and see that it actually rots out your teeth, google fluorosis | |
| mefi.2012:08:33 <+douglbutt> <SPKOMBA> twit @douglbutt hi mefi, iank update: hi lysol/sloth/pals i'm banned! | |
| mefi.2012:11:42 <+douglbutt> <BetsyMTP> BTW, we reached out to ALL 31 pro-gun rights Sens in the new Congress to invite them to share their views on @meetthepress - NO takers. | |
| mefi.2012:23:20 <+douglbutt> <NerdbotMkII> let's be real @FOXTV, the simpsons needs a fresh new spin. take a look at my reimagining of homer. shall we talk? http://t.co/XsgAukFg | |
| mefi.2012:08:12 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> http://t.co/CoF6RQuh I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit. | |
| mefi.2012:08:20 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> Hax, hax, ohh hax! So much for that 6-character password... | |
| mefi.2012:11:49 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Today, Chicago breaks a record for the latest measurable snowfall in recorded city history. http://t.co/ylQeBoR9 | |
| mefi.2012:12:50 <+douglbutt> <nathantwright> Today in the YMCA men's showers: One man shaving his neck, another man wearing only sneakers. While showering. | |
| mefi.2012:16:26 <+douglbutt> <SESBrisbane> The Bureau says #Brisbane can expect some #BNEstorm action today, and that they may be severe. | |
| mefi.2012:16:52 <+douglbutt> <MonkeyFracasJr> Hey sad sacks, I'm not a fan of "Le sigh." Say it in English or not at all. I don't have time to google translate your terrible lives. | |
| mefi.2012:18:40 <+douglbutt> <GearboxSoftware> In celebration, today's codes will be active through the next few days. For details on how to redeem SHiFT codes, visit http://t.co/08lUIMQq | |
| mefi.2012:03:35 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:38:05 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:04:45 <+douglbutt> <SESBrisbane> Not quite Christmas lights, but there is a bit of a lightning show over the skies of Brisbane tonight... #BNEstorm | |
| mefi.2012:06:59 <+douglbutt> <dineshnc2> Hi @douglbutt , @smlyfuu if you want 4000 new twitter followers on you account check http://t.co/tdtQF2wx | |
| mefi.2012:10:33 <+douglbutt> <johnkriesel> You have your right to speak your opinion, but thinking that stricter gun laws would have prevented this tragedy are wrong. | |
| mefi.2012:12:02 <+douglbutt> <meaghang> My feed quickly went from "Guns, can we do anything?" to "Instagram is the greatest plague of our time" at an alarming speed. | |
| mefi.2012:13:54 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 6:10:58 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:27 <+douglbutt> <Bro_Pair> National Review begs for legal funds like welfare queen parasites, citing their failure in the free market economy http://t.co/vrAIPxBN | |
| mefi.2012:16:10 <+douglbutt> <cebsilver> Truth is, I want to take your guns away. But I want to take them away to build a giant gun Voltron space robot. | |
| mefi.2012:17:01 <+douglbutt> <Waffleman_> http://t.co/jChEPd9C Fuck bronies forever. Those children were human fucking beings, not your stupid cartoon horses. | |
| mefi.2012:22:43 <+douglbutt> <ozjimbob> @douglbutt “@GeorgeTakei: Watch 50 Shades of Takei, and RT me hard. Thanks, friends. https://t.co/FkWEHDYc” | |
| mefi.2012:10:43 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 0:05:20 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2012:10:49 <+douglbutt> <io9> That crazy video of a golden eagle trying to make off with a toddler? Yeah, it's a fake. http://t.co/bvjXSHdk | |
| mefi.2012:10:54 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 7:50:37 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:24 <+douglbutt> <TheTweetOfGod> The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are jockeys, so when they ride by it'd do a lot for their self-esteem if you "stand" on your knees. | |
| mefi.2012:11:39 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> So far this week I have been fooled by Instagram TOS stories, a fake eagle-snatch-baby video, and fictionalized ARPANET chat transcripts. | |
| mefi.2012:11:49 <+douglbutt> <daveexmachina> just fed up with peeing, not going to support Big Urine anymore | |
| mefi.2012:14:47 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @wunderground Draco, more like Waco. N.B. deft allusion indicates that storm name should be granted credibility comparable to ATF, ca. 1993. | |
| mefi.2012:16:51 <+douglbutt> <ftantillo> I used to think sponsored tweets were bad, until I started hitting "expand" to see the angry/filthy replies. Now I look forward to them. | |
| mefi.2012:21:51 <+douglbutt> <EdwardTufte> Bring your technical reports up to the level of NWS, which millions read every day. Note they use sentences, lots data. http://t.co/UeFDS827 | |
| mefi.2012:06:15 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> TORNADO very likely in the heart of Mobile, AL RIGHT NOW!! Retweet this if you know anyone there! #alwx #mobilewx http://t.co/9h41832C | |
| mefi.2012:06:39 <+douglbutt> <jimwxgator> NWS Mobile now chattering about tornado damage in or near downtown Mobile, AL. Buildings damaged and trees down #alwx | |
| mefi.2012:06:39 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> Tornado now in Baldwin Co, AL btw #mobile and Bay Minette. Unconfirmed report of people trapped in debris #alwx http://t.co/nHjuNDLl | |
| mefi.2012:09:07 <+douglbutt> <hotdogsladies> Sometimes at midnight you swap some texts then record a podcast.Thus: Roderick on the Line 59, "Insufferabilityism."http://t.co/5XWNuF87 | |
| mefi.2012:09:48 <+douglbutt> <lawblob> could one kind of dinosaur be different colors? like 1 stegosaurus is purple & another one is green? anyways, why'd u pull me over officer? | |
| mefi.2012:10:27 <+douglbutt> <TheTweetOfGod> Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal. On the plus side, there will be a special "Fudge-ment Day!" stand for the kids. | |
| mefi.2012:10:57 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 11:52:53 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:10:59 <+douglbutt> <wxjerdman> #Thundersnow overnight in Ames, Dubuque and Madison. Short YT of lightning flash in Ames, IA: http://t.co/SFu36XG6 #draco | |
| mefi.2012:12:06 <+douglbutt> <NWS_Central_US> 13.1 inches of snow measured 3 miles S of Polk City, IA #wx #snow #iawx #nws #wrn #noaa #blizzard #wxreport #winter #storm #travel | |
| mefi.2012:12:15 <+douglbutt> <SeverePlains> #IAwx Update: I-35 SB 25 vehicle pile-up has left 1 killed along Hamilton & Wright County line, image of scene: http://t.co/TcKJeb3K | |
| mefi.2012:12:23 <+douglbutt> <GarySzatkowski> And for those of you suffering from nor'easter withdrawal, next Thursday just got more interesting. http://t.co/QT8IqP80 | |
| mefi.2012:12:55 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Come on, local news station ticker. Tell me if the Panera by my apartment is open so I don't have to call them. | |
| mefi.2012:13:09 <+douglbutt> <liamholmes> BREAKING: Scientists discover the other half of the Mayan Calandar, It Was On The Back | |
| mefi.2012:13:24 <+douglbutt> <natpryce> My prototype antimatter generator is just about finished. I should be able to start it up for the first time tomorrow, fingers crossed. | |
| mefi.2012:13:30 <+douglbutt> <toddderscheid> Clarissa explains it all. The earth shakes. The sky turns to blood. All hail Clarissa, endbringer, clarifier. | |
| mefi.2012:13:43 <+douglbutt> <dril> "RSS FEeds? ", i say as i stroke my goatee while leaning on my podcast's huge 3d logo "Never Heard of UM !!!!!!!!!!!!" | |
| mefi.2012:14:42 <+douglbutt> <UtilityLimb> dude, you GOTTA see this GIF! [gif is you dying while watching the gif. you look up but im gone & so is every exit leading out of applebees] | |
| mefi.2012:15:08 <+douglbutt> <UncleDynamite> Humanity's To-Do List For Last Day On Earth: Name The Moon, Already | |
| mefi.2012:15:18 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> who's got two thumbs and an irrational fear of pointing at myself? Uh, that guy | |
| mefi.2012:17:58 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> Want some insane #snow? Head to Mt. Shasta, CA. They are forecast to get as much as 17.5 FEET (210") of snow by Sunday! #CAwx | |
| mefi.2012:18:22 <+douglbutt> <Wagstv> State Patrol reports 88 crashes, 164 emergency calls, 161 assisted motorists, 38 tow truck calls. #KCRGWX | |
| mefi.2012:19:25 <+douglbutt> <SpaceflightNow> Trucking across southwestern U.S., Landsat remote-sensing spacecraft arrives at VandenbergAFB for @ulalaunch Atlas 5 http://t.co/qu1z5vN8 | |
| mefi.2012:19:45 <+douglbutt> <NWSChicago> #Chicago-O'Hare only reported a trace of snow as of 6pm, so the Great Snow Drought of 2012 continues for now in Chicago. #ilwx | |
| mefi.2012:23:56 <+douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> An individual in Topeka, Kan., claims to have discovered a preparation that will turn a negro white. He sees a fortune in it. TX1893 | |
| mefi.2012:01:08 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 0:49:22 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:01:18 <+douglbutt> <NoNarkHere> I'm just an average kid, who likes to drink underage and smoke 2 marijuanas a day. #notacop | |
| mefi.2012:06:03 <+douglbutt> <WeAreAustralia> When I walk down the street feeling like an alien in my own country, that's when the pendulum of multiculturalism has swung too far. | |
| mefi.2012:06:03 <+douglbutt> <WeAreAustralia> My belief is that if you come to our country to start a new life, you should try to assimilate as best you can... | |
| mefi.2012:06:03 <+douglbutt> <WeAreAustralia> Also, it would be nice if you could at least try to learn the local language. | |
| mefi.2012:09:50 <+douglbutt> <ThatWeissGuy> IT'S HERE, EVERYBODY. THE MAYAN ACROPOLIS. http://t.co/Q2NunwbP | |
| mefi.2012:10:16 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 19:01:31 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:10:32 <+douglbutt> <susanacarlosvwi> Hi @WinryMT , @douglbutt what do you think about getting 3000 new followers to your account ?? check http://t.co/K9cWdVsB | |
| mefi.2012:10:34 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> three of the top presenters on @cnn are called BASH, YELLIN and BLITZER | |
| mefi.2012:11:05 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> NRA VP: "While some have tried to exploit tragedy for political gain, we have remained respectfully silent." http://t.co/5yMMYJZQ | |
| mefi.2012:11:07 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> NRA VP: Yet when it comes to our children, we as a society leave them everyday utterly defenseless... http://t.co/GKhiOCY8 | |
| mefi.2012:11:24 <+douglbutt> <mat> MT LaPierre: "The other thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a kindergartener with an assault rifle, as would be his cute little right" | |
| mefi.2012:11:45 <+douglbutt> <delrayser> If the NRA thinks everyone's safer with guns around, why did they have a security check to get into their press conference? | |
| mefi.2012:14:00 <+douglbutt> <cflorio> Perhaps, but one reason why schools shootings occur is they are a defenseless soft target RT @coxn: @cflorio Columbine had an armed officer. | |
| mefi.2012:15:07 <+douglbutt> <holman> @jarjar2k7 “TSA-approved”. I don’t care who does it, it’s still the arm of the TSA. | |
| mefi.2012:15:20 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> .@NRA But can't schools be built INSIDE gigantic, fully automatic assault rifles? | |
| mefi.2012:15:21 <+douglbutt> <tofias> Shorter NRA: We need guns to keep the government in check, but we need more government guns in schools to combat all those guns. | |
| mefi.2012:15:25 <+douglbutt> <john_overholt> I get what they were going for, but calling your volunteer fire department the Friendly Fire Society was a mistake: http://t.co/R1p6sePY | |
| mefi.2012:16:41 <+douglbutt> <redubious> @bittman @anastasiakeeley they sell swords, liquor, and tight jeans too. #walmart is kickass. | |
| mefi.2012:20:43 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @bjango I'd love to payfor my iStat 4 upgrade, but "user:j_id33:0:j_id141: An error occurred when processing your submitted information." | |
| mefi.2012:20:44 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> Hax, hax, ohh hax! So much for that 6-character password... | |
| mefi.2012:20:46 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 5:29:59 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2012:21:38 <+douglbutt> <francescolucius> Hi @aasafir , @douglbutt if you want 4000 new twitter followers on you account check http://t.co/Aeqbmog7 | |
| mefi.2012:22:58 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> According to my host, @metafilter is getting hit with a DDoS attack right now (in case you're having trouble reaching it like I am) | |
| mefi.2012:23:00 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 20:20:01 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:10:41 <+douglbutt> <pearsonified> In a show of unmatched transparency, the White House deleted all secession petitions without a response. TX garnered 125k+ signatures. | |
| mefi.2012:11:05 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (6 days, 20:28:03 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:11:26 <+douglbutt> <birbigs> "It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve." -confused homophobe | |
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| mefi.2012:01:10 <+douglbutt> <SherrieGG> .@ChuckGrassley You and that deer have a lot in common, although apparently it only afflicts YOU from the neck up. | |
| mefi.2012:01:10 <+douglbutt> <suzi527> @ChuckGrassley mmm.. Sounds about right from a pro-lifer. " I decide which life is worthy of saving" Mighty Christian of ya, Chuck. | |
| mefi.2012:18:05 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> CONFIRMED LARGE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO near DOWNTOWN MOBILE, AL!!! | |
| mefi.2012:18:10 <+douglbutt> <dozba> "Busting an egg, throw me some privacy bro. Leave the iPhone though." http://t.co/0An95hZE | |
| mefi.2012:18:16 <+douglbutt> <breakingstorm> Tornado emergency issued by National Weather Service; tornado moving into Mobile, Alabama - @TWCBreaking | |
| mefi.2012:18:43 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> Guys this is super weird, there are like seven different versions of the same movie on, some sort of historical drama thing | |
| mefi.2012:18:48 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Oh man, I am on fire, an idea: http://t.co/Rzd99dZz, a site where people post self portraits and ask if they can pull off a beard or not | |
| mefi.2012:19:39 <+douglbutt> <jimwxgator> Amazingly, the @MobileFRD is reporting *NO INJURIES* so far in that large Mobile, AL tornado that went through downtown earlier today | |
| mefi.2012:21:41 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 4:47:33 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:22:29 <+douglbutt> <growingwisdom> If you live southern New England coast, good idea to check sump pumps and gutter tomorrow. Lots of rain for you. | |
| mefi.2012:22:38 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 12:01:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:22:44 <+douglbutt> <wxmanbill> Heads up #CLE #OHwx, the 00z NAM paints a picture of widespread 16"+ amounts. #2012ChristmasBlizzard http://t.co/HMuTyZvn | |
| mefi.2012:23:39 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 2:33:46 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2012:06:29 <+douglbutt> <NWSRaleigh> Severe storms likely today. Main threats: damaging winds over 70mph and strong tornadoes, esp. SE of Raleigh. #ncwx http://t.co/Aluqkd0l | |
| mefi.2012:06:30 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> Multi facet Winter Storm will impact Southern New England tonight & Thu with heavy snow, strong winds & coastal fldg. http://t.co/PkArwRGj | |
| mefi.2012:08:54 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> Multi facet Winter Storm will impact Southern New England tonight & Thu with heavy snow, strong winds & coastal fldg. http://t.co/PkArwRGj | |
| mefi.2012:11:26 <+douglbutt> <MayorRTRybak> #Can'tGovernCountryOrSelf "Dick Armey Leads Armed Coup of Tea Party Group, Gets Bought Off With $8 Million http://t.co/D4vb58py” | |
| mefi.2012:13:10 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 4:45:05 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:38 <+douglbutt> <randizuckerberg> Digital etiquette: always ask permission before posting a friend's photo publicly. It's not about privacy settings, it's about human decency | |
| mefi.2012:14:39 <+douglbutt> <randizuckerberg> Apparently, the topic of online etiquette elicits passion, debate, anger & Twitter crazies. Guess I just found the topic of my next TV show! | |
| mefi.2012:16:50 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> Is it just me, or do ladies with hypenated names normally mean trouble from day one? Is the hyphen code for “democratliberallawsuit”? | |
| mefi.2012:19:33 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 4:15:01 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:19:58 <+douglbutt> <nynjpaweather> Tomorrow morning, everyone needs to be on guard for black ice and slick roads. | |
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| mefi.2012:10:39 <+douglbutt> <NJTRANSIT_ME> Busing is in effect on the Gladstone Line between Bernardsville and Gladstone, due to emergency catenary repair and removal of a tree. | |
| mefi.2012:15:24 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 4:43:05 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2012:15:35 <+douglbutt> <dmd> Ok, we are about to get some christmas snow, but its going to rain tomorrow morning. Typical icelandic weather. | |
| mefi.2012:15:50 <+douglbutt> <LOUDBOT> MURDERING CHINESE PEOPLE IS GOOD BUT NEVER SATISFYING, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MURDER MORE ABOUT A HALF-HOUR LATER | |
| mefi.2012:19:19 <+douglbutt> <AP> BREAKING: AP source: Retired Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf has died in Tampa, Fla.-RJJ | |
| mefi.2012:20:11 <+douglbutt> <nytimes> Breaking News: Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf, U.S. Commander in Persian Gulf War, Dies at 78http://t.co/iVkW6VkD | |
| mefi.2012:21:50 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:09:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:08:19 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> if kids are so easily influenced by video games, how come you dont see millions of teens purchasing farm land and growing crops on it? | |
| mefi.2012:09:50 <+douglbutt> <SelfAwareROOMBA> You picked the wrong totally heartbroken, pigeon devouring ROOMBA to fuck with. | |
| mefi.2012:10:39 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (11 days, 14:54:27 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:14:04 <+douglbutt> <swin24> In Montana, liberals threw #darkmoney at a libertarian who likely siphoned crucial votes away from the GOP challenger: http://t.co/CcgAUcO3 | |
| mefi.2012:16:36 <+douglbutt> <TheMatthewKeys> Apparently, everyone is leaving the White House and nobody is talking with reporters following "fiscal cliff" meeting with Obama. | |
| mefi.2012:17:36 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (11 days, 17:43:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:17:44 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> When Obastard said he wanted to "fundamentally transform" America, he meant from a Christian nation into a slave-owning Islamic caliphate. | |
| mefi.2012:21:13 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Picard discovers a map inside his favorite dulcimer. Worf experimented with being dishonorable in college, but swears he never enjoyed it. | |
| mefi.2012:02:11 <+douglbutt> <MattNoyesNECN> No denying the tremendous increase in forecast precip from the global models, as well as SREF product and I think we have to take as reality | |
| mefi.2012:08:42 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 18:10:45 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2012:17:00 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Woman held by police in New York subway death to be charged with murder as hate crime, officials say - @nytimes http://t.co/xuJgGOe7 | |
| mefi.2012:21:26 <+douglbutt> <djrbliss> Based on skimming my Twitter feed, it seems that IE8 exploits are getting more and more sexist every year. Or something. | |
| mefi.2012:01:28 <+douglbutt> <NWSChicago> Forecasting a low of 9 in #Rockford tonight, which would be the first single digit temperature in city since 2/11. #ilwx | |
| mefi.2012:04:56 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> #Snow amounts as high as 12.7 inches in Milford, MA. | |
| mefi.2012:10:02 <+douglbutt> <st_christophr> lady in store lost her 3 year-old, faked a sneeze and from the corner we heard a tiny "bess you!" then she looked at me and went "pro tip." | |
| mefi.2012:20:24 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 10:36:29 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:23:45 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Picard discovers a map inside his favorite dulcimer. Worf experimented with being dishonorable in college, but swears he never enjoyed it. | |
| mefi.2012:02:55 <+douglbutt> <TropicalTidbits> GFS and GEM get Freda caught in a trough-split, trapped by a ridge to the south and brought towards Australia in a week http://t.co/ABJdaK11 | |
| mefi.2012:03:10 <+douglbutt> <TropicalTidbits> GFS and GEM get Freda caught in a trough-split, trapped by a ridge to the south and brought towards Australia in a week http://t.co/ABJdaK11 | |
| mefi.2012:03:23 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1978, Europe recorded their coldest temperature on record: -73 degrees F at Ust Schugor, Russia. #wxhistory | |
| mefi.2012:06:25 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> On this day in 1968, the world's highest sea-level barometric pressure reading occurred: 1083.3mb at Agata, Russia. #wxhistory | |
| mefi.2012:07:35 <+douglbutt> <UMCoECAC> Our outage for Nyx and Flux starts now, we plan to be back up by the end of the 4th, Happy New Year! | |
| mefi.2012:07:54 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 15:16:32 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2012:16:43 <+douglbutt> <its_AdolfHitler> That moment when you both stop kissing, look at each other, smile, then kiss again >>>> | |
| mefi.2012:16:43 <+douglbutt> <its_AdolfHitler> That moment when you both stop kissing, look at each other, smile, then kiss again >>>> | |
| mefi.2012:16:46 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Weather conditions during the #NYE ball drop each year since 1907, the first: http://t.co/mOwWjUmm | |
| mefi.2012:17:05 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: airtight: Practice of filling all 3 orifices of a female by either penis, or objects. A p... http://t.co/ry9TAkDT | |
| mefi.2012:17:06 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: dong: 1. The penis. 2. The unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 1... http://t.co/jzBeRAWc | |
| mefi.2012:17:10 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: Lysol: The Character featured on Chapelles's show skit "The mad real world", who had sex wit... http://t.co/98oKObSO | |
| mefi.2012:20:52 <+douglbutt> <washingtonpost> #BREAKINGNEWS: White House, Senate leaders reach deal on taxes, delaying "sequester" cuts #fiscalcliff | |
| mefi.2012:21:55 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 4:43:50 since last time) | |
| mefi.2012:22:07 <+douglbutt> <ryan> Why I haven’t switched to Simple, in a tweet: RT @Simplify: Hey, customers: unfortunately swipes are currently down and will be declined. … | |
| mefi.2013:07:19 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> Chilly today, COLD tomorrow across the Northeast. Wed am features lots of single digits. -5 to -20 northern New England http://t.co/e9ZSZ3OD | |
| mefi.2013:09:52 <+douglbutt> <AchewoodTXT> Sorry, man! That chochicha had some hangin' naturals! Hee hee! I bet her name was Michelle! I BET her name was Michelle, dude! | |
| mefi.2013:12:28 <+douglbutt> <BulldogNE> Yes, we are open and yes, we are serving brunch. May your 2013 be filled with deep fried caramel rolls! | |
| mefi.2013:14:49 <+douglbutt> <000___000> Oops, just wrote 1997 on a check because I was writing a check. | |
| mefi.2013:15:50 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: Fun Cooker: 1. Small, portable microwave as seen on 30 Rock. 2. A bent over display of... http://t.co/UX0Z0MhW | |
| mefi.2013:18:49 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> You really want to go nuclear and melt liberal brains. Put this flag on the bumper. Guaranteed to get keyed, though. http://t.co/8qWqo5vk | |
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| mefi.2013:14:25 <+douglbutt> <Sean_Breslin> His numbers are still unofficial, but via email, Dr. Forbes said he believes 2012 could have the lowest tornado total in 50 years. | |
| mefi.2013:14:49 <+douglbutt> <SStirling> To reiterate my earlier report, NJ Transit never contacted NWS prior to Sandy, would have been told Kearny would flood. http://t.co/ytkWPWQb | |
| mefi.2013:15:03 <+douglbutt> <NWSDesMoines> COR Des Moines has tied its record longest stretch of not seeing below zero temps, 692 days. Last -1F or lower 2/10/2011. #iawx #iowaweather | |
| mefi.2013:15:03 <+douglbutt> <jessenoller> Repost: 2012 - A Year in Review (Python, Community, PSF, etc) http://t.co/ThrvdeAC (linked fixed) | |
| mefi.2013:17:59 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> To put this into perspective, my 8-year old daughter has an SR-22. It replaced her pink Ruger 10-22 | |
| mefi.2013:21:30 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> National low today dropped to -28 degrees F in Angel Fire, New Mexico. | |
| mefi.2013:22:05 <+douglbutt> <eruptionsblog> Listen, I get the idea that viewers are why you make TV, but I find it disappointing and lazy that volcanoes are paired w Doomsday. @novapbs | |
| mefi.2013:00:28 <+douglbutt> <SeverePlains> Sad news. A Mercy Air-Med helicopter out of Mason City crashed ~9P near Ventura, IA w/ at least 3 crew members aboard. Fatalities likely. | |
| mefi.2013:00:32 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> El Paso, Laredo, & SW Texas into Mexico should gas up their snowblowers & put on their snowplows. Up to a foot? http://t.co/SbtAE0Fo | |
| mefi.2013:03:04 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (14 days, 11:43:47 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:08 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 20:45:39 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:14 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 10:01:53 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:16 <+douglbutt> <MicheleBachmann> At noon today, I introduced the first bill of the 113th Congress to repeal Obamacare in its entirety. | |
| mefi.2013:17:39 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> Which would have more impact on reducing crime in America? Removing all guns from society, or removing all blacks from society? | |
| mefi.2013:22:00 <+douglbutt> <WeatherAUS> BREAKING: Hobart has just hit 40.9 degrees, unofficial hottest day ever for Tassie's cap city. Ch 603 has the latest. | |
| mefi.2013:23:40 <+douglbutt> <WeatherAUS> BREAKING: Hobart has just hit 40.9 degrees, unofficial hottest day ever for Tassie's cap city. Ch 603 has the latest. | |
| mefi.2013:00:58 <+douglbutt> <Sean_Breslin> So a Gator fan just walked up to Leonard and Gene and chomped in their faces. This is why you'll never have nice things, oh jorted ones. | |
| mefi.2013:07:26 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Wow! Alamosa, CO is even colder this AM. The low Thursday morning was -33F. Currently, it is -34F! | |
| mefi.2013:11:57 <+douglbutt> <climagic> When I die, it will probably be from semi-colon cancer. | |
| mefi.2013:12:41 <+douglbutt> <nsj> And Raleigh, NC. Combined, even. RT @MorganPalmer: El Paso, Texas has now had more snow this winter season than Chicago. | |
| mefi.2013:13:15 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> I'm proud of being Canadian, but after yesterday's twitter conversation am starting to question wearing this red shirt. http://t.co/9iss6g0P | |
| mefi.2013:13:23 <+douglbutt> <hell_homer> a lot of people ask me "how do i join #pissdeath" as if we're a club that takes roll call & has dues. just piss, dude. piss til you die | |
| mefi.2013:17:49 <+douglbutt> <RosieGray> Rand Paul planning a "major foreign policy address" for Feb, also http://t.co/F27haGwP | |
| mefi.2013:22:41 <+douglbutt> <Metafilter_TXT> If you feed your cat non-paleo kibble with grains in it, yeah, you are pretty much an abusive pet owner. | |
| mefi.2013:23:08 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Hey, just in case you were going to release some shareware on 3.5" diskettes. http://t.co/Jd52eO4H | |
| mefi.2013:23:25 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (15 days, 9:02:10 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:04:25 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:37:26 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:05:42 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Port Alexander, Alaska, sees 6-inch rise in sea level after magnitude 7.5 earthquake - @NOAA http://t.co/L6KFUvBx | |
| mefi.2013:06:10 <+douglbutt> <NWS_WCATWC> CANCELLATION: M7.5 095Mi NW Dixon Entrance, Alaska 0058PST Jan 5: Check with local officials for all clear #WCATWC | |
| mefi.2013:21:03 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 5:32:10 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:30 <+douglbutt> <growingwisdom> Australia about to get very hot. All time record high in Oodnadatta, with a temperatures of 50.7 degrees C (123.3 degrees F) in jeopardy. | |
| mefi.2013:04:24 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 13:53:45 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:05:34 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> 00z GFS says high in Laramie, WY will be about -20 in a couple weeks. Somehow I find this dubious. http://t.co/GMYrFqD7 | |
| mefi.2013:07:21 <+douglbutt> <familyradiocom> #HappyNewYear #2013 #God "Depart from evil,and do good; seek peace, and pursue it." -Psalms 34:14 #NYE Rich Poor World #Peace Unity #Pray | |
| mefi.2013:09:05 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> In Colorado, it's currently -31 F in Kremmling; 16 miles away it's +30 F at Mount Werner--the power of cold air stuck in a valley | |
| mefi.2013:10:43 <+douglbutt> <firebomb56> Peak winds yesterday: Lihue 40 mph, Honolulu 44 mph, Molokai Airport 44 mph, Kahului 44 mph, Hilo 17 mph, Kailua-Kona 13 mph. #hiwx #hiwind | |
| mefi.2013:11:33 <+douglbutt> <Bob_Ross_tho> roses r alizarin crimson, violets r prussian blue and a bit of burnt umber damn i straight up fucked this rhyme | |
| mefi.2013:11:36 <+douglbutt> <Accu_Jesse> HOLY Pileus Cap, Batman! This was in Australia yesterday. [PHOTO] http://t.co/qZnEJaY7 | |
| mefi.2013:17:09 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> I oppose Obama being President not because he is African American, but because he is African African. | |
| mefi.2013:17:10 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> there is no hunger in America when you have dead deer on the side of the road (and yes, I pick up deer when I see them meet their demise). | |
| mefi.2013:18:54 <+douglbutt> <Horse_ebooks> Don t Let Budget, Time Or Talents Keep You From A Pretty Autumn Porch | |
| mefi.2013:22:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 5:35:33 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:10:08 <+douglbutt> <BobRyanABC7> ECMWF forecast 9, 6.5 days before unusual track of #Sandy #ams2012 http://t.co/wcwCVpKW | |
| mefi.2013:10:18 <+douglbutt> <dabeaz> Pro tip: If you're porting to Python 3, no one actually cares about Python 3.0-3.2. Please just jump straight to Python 3.3. | |
| mefi.2013:11:42 <+douglbutt> <brendlewhat> "It's not that I hate Mondays, but that I hate the entire edifice of exploitative wage slavery and its inevitable human cost." - Garfield | |
| mefi.2013:12:10 <+douglbutt> <ReutersAero> Parked JAL 787 with no pax caught fire at BOS gate about 1030 EST. Started in electrical compartment, discovered by mechanic, fire dept says | |
| mefi.2013:13:25 <+douglbutt> <CBCWeather> Here's a pic of that WestJet flight that slid off the runway in Kelowna, BC this AM. Visibility was < 1 km at the time. http://t.co/yXxbbwCh | |
| mefi.2013:14:00 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> GFS 12z turns on the furnace for Sydney Australia. 105°F Tues, maybe 113°F (all time high ?) on Saturday http://t.co/EUAqcmNO | |
| mefi.2013:15:06 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> I figured if I could get it hard & blast off for an entire year to the same JPG, I could handle being married, since that's what it's like. | |
| mefi.2013:15:31 <+douglbutt> <LOUDBOT> @douglbutt I NEED A GIRLFRIEND, AND MONEY | |
| mefi.2013:16:18 <+douglbutt> <DoWhatITellYou> Write "Hi, I'm a wizard" on a post-it. Stick it on someone or something you feel has magical powers. Good. | |
| mefi.2013:17:18 <+douglbutt> <fart> you guys have seen avatar, right? what's up with all the blue guys? | |
| mefi.2013:21:25 <+douglbutt> <codykirkpatrick> If anybody thinks the game is over, recall Alabama led Texas 24-6 at halftime in '09, and then only 24-21 in the 4th. Against a backup qb. | |
| mefi.2013:21:52 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> GFS 12z turns on the furnace for Sydney Australia. 105°F Tues, maybe 113°F (all time high ?) on Saturday http://t.co/EUAqcmNO | |
| mefi.2013:22:00 <+douglbutt> <TheOnion> 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence http://t.co/TYzYpWb4 | |
| mefi.2013:01:27 <+douglbutt> <weedguy420boner> RT @weird_hugs: I like my women like I like this joke template: used up, familiar, reflexively self-conscious and about 34 years old | |
| mefi.2013:06:48 <+douglbutt> <WMOnews> #Australia Bureau of Meteorology statement on extreme heat gripping the country, breaking many #temperature records http://t.co/OZYu3VgB | |
| mefi.2013:09:49 <+douglbutt> <SeverePlains> Yesterday was the 197th consecutive day w/o a #tornado fatality in the U.S., tying the record for longest streak (1986-87). | |
| mefi.2013:10:12 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> @CoxHelp Billing appears to have unenrolled me from EasyPay and added a $50 nonpayment penalty to my bill. Can this be corrected, please? | |
| mefi.2013:10:59 <+douglbutt> <teideano> Working at #Pinatubo #volcano. Trabajando en el Pinatubo, en Filipinas, un lugar épico para la volcanología mundial. http://t.co/q06nCSor | |
| mefi.2013:11:05 <+douglbutt> <nostrich> "IRC-built, self-hosted chatroom" lol. SOMEONE has never used IRC before. http://t.co/j6o0FA7Q | |
| mefi.2013:12:21 <+douglbutt> <brendlewhat> #momchat mustn't devour own young, mustn't devour own young, mustn't devour own young, mustn't devour own young, mustn't devour own young | |
| mefi.2013:13:11 <+douglbutt> <ClimateCentral> It's official: 2012 was the warmest year on record in U.S., and 2nd-most extreme yr. Details & graphics: http://t.co/CwLwdkwE #climate | |
| mefi.2013:14:19 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Des Moines, Iowa was the most statistically extreme city in this record hot year. 3.5 sigma levels above normal. #climate | |
| mefi.2013:14:19 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> Statistically, 2012's heat in Des Moines, Iowa should occur once in ~2000yrs. #Climate change is tilting odds. Graph: http://t.co/oHXe4Mg1 | |
| mefi.2013:15:12 <+douglbutt> <WSJweather> NOAA: In 2012, cities hitting all-time record high temps vs all-time record lows: 356-to-4. | |
| mefi.2013:16:10 <+douglbutt> <svrwxtweets> Nighttime storms w/damaging gusts, few tornadoes possible from Austin, southward. Make sure you have a way to receive warnings at night! | |
| mefi.2013:17:58 <+douglbutt> <JhonenV> Friend was having trouble with a student and, thanks to a typo I suggested she administer a "VULVAN NERVE PINCH". | |
| mefi.2013:20:51 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> Since obama has been in office there are fewer coupons, they have lower value, and some require you to purchase three or four of the item | |
| mefi.2013:20:52 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> Until the black community takes the initiative, develops a work ethic, and denounces sloth, they will remain stuck in their hole. | |
| mefi.2013:23:49 <+douglbutt> <kjhealy> Generally I disapprove of the phrase "late capitalism", but then this: http://t.co/dNHtcEnT | |
| mefi.2013:10:43 <+douglbutt> <mattyglesias> Hey @NRCC, how much paper would it take to create a piece of paper worth $100? | |
| mefi.2013:11:34 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 19:56:37 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:29 <+douglbutt> <RealAlexJones> If they kill me, I was murdered. Please pray for us. | |
| mefi.2013:14:06 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: Waltz: the Waltz - noun to Waltz - verb 1. A dance. A type of ballroom dance, performed in c... http://t.co/lc9REc56 | |
| mefi.2013:14:15 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: honey: taste very good, made by bees who fly. http://t.co/SWPeSYBN | |
| mefi.2013:14:16 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: Marzipan: a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dust... http://t.co/OR5rpRIU | |
| mefi.2013:15:06 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 23:03:30 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:32 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Another of the Australian bushfires, this one near Burrinjuck Dam. Look closely and you can see the flames from orbit. http://t.co/t7d1Cc2y | |
| mefi.2013:19:35 <+douglbutt> <shazow> Yo momma so fat, they had to give her class __slots__ so that she wouldn't run out of memory. | |
| mefi.2013:21:30 <+douglbutt> <jeb> At Amazon, we can stream a movie to your phone and autoprovision a global compute cloud but you have to choose a department to sort by price | |
| mefi.2013:23:45 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: dong: 1. The penis. 2. The unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 1... http://t.co/jzBeRAWc | |
| mefi.2013:10:31 <+douglbutt> <gmsmagazine> The worst advert placement ever. I mean, ever. http://t.co/9CtDfA4X | |
| mefi.2013:11:54 <+douglbutt> <aBus> Ok ser - full bangs would be a mistake, right? http://t.co/FSbEtLjX | |
| mefi.2013:12:59 <+douglbutt> <grantimahara> Backstage at #w00tstock, that time I met the super awesome @levarburton. Yes, I AM that happy. http://t.co/SOcWCAxM | |
| mefi.2013:14:00 <+douglbutt> <HackFactoryMN> LASSSSSSSEEERS!!! We are getting a 100Watt, 48"x24" @lasersaur for our members. ETA ~2Months #Laser #Rocks #Cutthatout | |
| mefi.2013:14:38 <+douglbutt> <radian> Heninger, concluding her talk, generated a random DSA key on stage.Then factored it. In her head. Dropped mike, walked out. #realworldcrypto | |
| mefi.2013:19:35 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 0:38:34 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:04:34 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> In just a few hours, Cyclone Narelle has cleared out an eye & intensified considerably. T-7.0+ means ~125 knots + http://t.co/r6uBJxD6 | |
| mefi.2013:09:45 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 20:40:03 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:10:35 <+douglbutt> <Goons_TXT> I apologize if this is crass, but how coherent is Giffords? I don't want her husband and gun control activists just taking advantage of her. | |
| mefi.2013:10:57 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 17:43:56 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:20 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 18:43:50 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:27 <+douglbutt> <BrentO> "We're auditioning security companies. To apply, please add yourself to our vendor database and set up the invoice." | |
| mefi.2013:12:31 <+douglbutt> <LyndsayTWN> This is how people are getting in and out of their homes today in St. John's, NL. @weathernetwork #nlwx #snow ... http://t.co/5y4HW3ei | |
| mefi.2013:13:43 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> For all of those inquiring, Winter Storm #Gandolf is with an "O" -- not an "A" | |
| mefi.2013:14:06 <+douglbutt> <Reuters> FLASH: U.S. budget deficit $260 million in December, narrowest December deficit since December 2007 surplus | |
| mefi.2013:14:13 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 8:00:16 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:21 <+douglbutt> <nsj> Oh, boy. Now people are blaming the winter-storm-naming mess on the NWS. They're innocent, I swear! #fail http://t.co/opEoGFec | |
| mefi.2013:14:27 <+douglbutt> <fujichia> give me a fucking protocol, not a god-damn service! give me a fishable river, not a fish subscription | |
| mefi.2013:16:26 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt: keef: 1. (noun) THC crystals from cannabis buds. These don't only come from dank buds, but fr... http://t.co/ITdOTU6A | |
| mefi.2013:16:30 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 17:01:48 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:31 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 22:28:20 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:10:46 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> It's colder in the valleys outside of Los Angeles than in Anchorage, Alaska! 22 in Riverside, 28 in Anchorage. | |
| mefi.2013:04:17 <+douglbutt> <GhettoHikes> “E.J. back there havin’ a starin’ contest with da sun, slowin' down the whole pack… homeboy shoulda gone to Space Camp.” | |
| mefi.2013:11:40 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:26:20 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:42 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> Just in - this morning's low dropped to -20ºF at the Grand Canyon airport, tying their lowest temp of any day since records began in 1976. | |
| mefi.2013:14:44 <+douglbutt> <mikeseidel> Mt. Washington, NH (6,288') set their all-time January high today w/ 48 degrees! The summit was briefly warmer than Phoenix and San Diego. | |
| mefi.2013:14:48 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> Sure it's a lot colder for many, but in Des Moines, IA a record streak continues. Now 702 days without a subzero temp. #IAwx | |
| mefi.2013:15:08 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> Air pollution is off the charts in Beijing, China; WHO says 25 ppm is "safe", Beijing sitting at 700ppm: http://t.co/gAUPgU36 | |
| mefi.2013:18:39 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 21:40:34 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:27 <+douglbutt> <davidlohr> A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it with threads!". has Now problems. two he | |
| mefi.2013:10:19 <+douglbutt> <jbendery> Debt ceiling, gun violence, govt shutdown threat, VAWA... oh look, House members will read aloud the entire Constitution on Tues! Good work! | |
| mefi.2013:13:23 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> Unofficially, Central Park has reached 72F today -- however, that's ~15 deg above LGA+JFK. Need confirmation from NWS. http://t.co/RPskBnv1 | |
| mefi.2013:13:42 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> Extreme jet stream causing record warmth in the east, record cold in the west | Weather Underground http://t.co/zRckePaF #goodread | |
| mefi.2013:13:51 <+douglbutt> <JonnyHayman> @douglbutt yea they don't know whether it's true or not, who gives a shit it's hilarious | |
| mefi.2013:14:06 <+douglbutt> <NWSNewYorkNY> @ericholthaus Indeed it was in error. Techs were sent, temp looks good now. 72 will not be the high in 430 climate. | |
| mefi.2013:15:45 <+douglbutt> <gaberivera> Apple should buyout Dell, shut it down, and give the money back to Apple shareholders. For irony. | |
| mefi.2013:16:07 <+douglbutt> <SCOTUSblog> Thomas, J. (Yale, JD), speaks: funny at argument—Yale degree could mean lawyer is incompetent, not competent, capital trial counsel. | |
| mefi.2013:20:02 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> Lance Armstrong: Yes Oprah, I cheated... on my 5th grade math test! Haha fuck yeah! [Does wheelies on bike while making vroom noises] | |
| mefi.2013:14:31 <+douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> So then, the use of the phrase “shuck and jive” is now racist??? | |
| mefi.2013:14:57 <+douglbutt> <cheeky_geeky> Jurassic Park 4 will be produced by Steven Spielberg and released June 13, 2014 (rumor has it J.J. Abrams directing) - http://t.co/SO4srECy | |
| mefi.2013:15:17 <+douglbutt> <MarsCuriosity> With a thumbs up from the engineers, this light-veined rock will be my 1st drill target on Mars [pics] http://t.co/y71x8O8a | |
| mefi.2013:16:15 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> A person can slaughter a sheep and eat it, but he/she can't bang it because the sheep "can't consent?" What kind of bullshit is that? | |
| mefi.2013:17:37 <+douglbutt> <astropixie> except for the lodge (see photo at link), a couple houses, and visitor's centre, #SSO facilities appear intact! http://t.co/kDaINBSA | |
| mefi.2013:18:52 <+douglbutt> <nsj> Arena keeps a monster truck rally going in spite of a tornado warning, waiting to see it first. Enough time? http://t.co/21DdPK0R | |
| mefi.2013:19:04 <+douglbutt> <dozba> Declared & Unused variable is a *compile error* in go? Wow, you guys do not fuck around. | |
| mefi.2013:19:09 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> @douglbutt no, i handed it over to a social media guru rockstar ninja | |
| mefi.2013:20:19 <+douglbutt> <jacktwy> I get that they unwillingly ate horse, but come on, it's only a horse. nothing against horses but it could be rat meat | |
| mefi.2013:20:56 <+douglbutt> <GhettoHikes> “E.J. back there havin’ a starin’ contest with da sun, slowin' down the whole pack… homeboy shoulda gone to Space Camp.” | |
| mefi.2013:10:11 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Elevators are the next best thing to wormholes | |
| mefi.2013:14:12 <+douglbutt> <nathantwright> RIP Conrad Bain. Willis (Todd Bridges, age 47) is now the only surviving cast member of Diff'rent Strokes. | |
| mefi.2013:14:41 <+douglbutt> <TheMatthewKeys> Note: It took the NRA several days to respond to Sandy Hook shooting, just a few hours to respond to Obama's gun control proposals. | |
| mefi.2013:14:52 <+douglbutt> <michaelroston> Appropriately, @TheOnion's article on users demanding less interactivity on web sites is serving up ads for New York Times home delivery | |
| mefi.2013:18:32 <+douglbutt> <Delicious> Thanks to everyone for your fantastic feedback on the site! We're still reading through all of your responses, so please keep them coming! | |
| mefi.2013:20:00 <+douglbutt> <Delicious_Help> @douglbutt Hi Douglbutt, sorry for the frustrations! We're listening to the feedback from our users and pushing fixes accordingly. - Paul | |
| mefi.2013:07:45 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Wed. marked the 1,462nd consecutive day with high temps 0°F+ at Minn./St. Paul Airport, the longest streak since 1872. | |
| mefi.2013:08:05 <+douglbutt> <NASA_EO> MT @cmdr_hadfield: One of the coolest space sights on Earth, the Richat Structure. http://t.co/qzA6nV3v More: http://t.co/LME2OIJJ #NASA | |
| mefi.2013:09:29 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 11:24:11 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:10:25 <+douglbutt> <WMOnews> Congrats to #Finnish Meteorological Institute @meteorologit for 175th anniversary, and service to global community http://t.co/8bxv0JWn | |
| mefi.2013:10:37 <+douglbutt> <nsj> Model ensembles are now clustering on 3-6" *total snowfall* for Raleigh, including snow that will fall but melt. #ncwx http://t.co/DBbSmahy | |
| mefi.2013:11:39 <+douglbutt> <scottevest> @douglbutt Lots! If you have the Expedition Jacket, there are 37 pockets... :) ^LB | |
| mefi.2013:11:47 <+douglbutt> <malkoff> Rockslides cause a muddy mess for your @weatherchannel crew in Burnsville, NC http://t.co/QOOsHoYx | |
| mefi.2013:13:26 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Report: Pauline Phillips, founder of 'Dear Abby' column, dies at 94, her rep tells @TMZ http://t.co/4f5rLLga | |
| mefi.2013:14:13 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Winter weather advisory dropped for entire DC area except far southern suburbs, more info here: http://t.co/jOkZjT1n | |
| mefi.2013:15:33 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 20:06:26 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:49 <+douglbutt> <NSSL> Even if you don't have a smart phone, you can report directly on the PING site!... http://t.co/02JQ249t | |
| mefi.2013:19:29 <+douglbutt> <jasonvanhattum> @douglbutt parliament and executive (beehive), my law school, railway station, some docks http://t.co/5rlu3GKp | |
| mefi.2013:20:28 <+douglbutt> <TimClarkANC5E03> Wow we got a inch of snow in #eckingtondc. Oh wait, that's salt! | |
| mefi.2013:22:27 <+douglbutt> <WeatherAUS> Sydney airport has hit 45.8degrees, an all time record. previous record set in 2006 was 45.2degrees | |
| mefi.2013:22:28 <+douglbutt> <weatherzone> Sydney is currently 44.9˚C, only 0.4˚C short of a 154 year record! http://t.co/AcEaSH9u | |
| mefi.2013:09:42 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> OBAMAS A BUSY MAN, TOO BUSY TO PET HIS DOG BO, SO, HE KEEPS A PHOTO OF BO IN A DRAWER IN THE OVAL OFFICE, AND, PETS THAT IN BETWEEN MEETINGS | |
| mefi.2013:11:05 <+douglbutt> <adwooldridge> Ron Unz is also the publisher of the most interesting conservative mag in America, "The American Conservative" | |
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| mefi.2013:21:32 <+douglbutt> <scottrocketship> Dude what if you had braces when the apocalypse struck. You'd have to barter with a survivalist orthodontist. Bad situation, that. | |
| mefi.2013:21:53 <+douglbutt> <bp> Oh, @Strava, Facebook account link, but you want me to type in my Facebook credentials in cleartext on my Android? #notsofast #securityfail | |
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| mefi.2013:14:07 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> National Weather Service official offers rationale for faulty storm watch, new blog post: http://t.co/tsnnR0Tl | |
| mefi.2013:17:31 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Obvious photog student shooting pictures of the Polk County courthouse with a SLR, holding it wrong, flash on, in broad daylight. | |
| mefi.2013:17:31 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Come on girl, didn't your instructor teach you anything? This is so painful | |
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| mefi.2013:12:50 <+douglbutt> <in_orbit> May want to talk to someone about rounding, Chase. http://t.co/BgV4pcpq | |
| mefi.2013:15:07 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> And God created Adam, really working the clay with his hands, lovingly crafting the shaft, the balls, just really into it. | |
| mefi.2013:16:38 <+douglbutt> <AP> CORRECTS: NTSB (not FAA) says overcharged battery didn't cause Japan Airlines 787 fire, but wiring could be factor: http://t.co/pdWt7dYc -SS | |
| mefi.2013:17:02 <+douglbutt> <davidattenboro> The severe snow is bad news for the uk bird population. I got my fat balls out in the garden at the moment, I suggest you all do the same ! | |
| mefi.2013:18:09 <+douglbutt> <SBNationGIF> I love you, not Alex Smith QB. http://t.co/LQGQgsDu | |
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| mefi.2013:18:54 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Tonight's finale: The pall of smoke clouds over Australia, as seen from orbit. A rare view of the bushfires' effect. http://t.co/Sz17DZV9 | |
| mefi.2013:19:22 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> How cold will it be in the Plains states tonight? Add the wind, and it'll feel like 50 below. http://t.co/BDtS2IPJ | |
| mefi.2013:21:05 <+douglbutt> <BillSimmons> Ravens playing to win, Pats playing not to lose. Feel like I've watched this game before. | |
| mefi.2013:21:10 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Not a lot of sportsmanship in the NFL these days, Ravens scavenging / celebrating while Ridley laid out. | |
| mefi.2013:21:57 <+douglbutt> <Verz> Now, the media coverage of the Ray Lewis prayer group and revival concert begins | |
| mefi.2013:23:16 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> High temps today: PVD 55F BOS 54F ORH 47F BDL 52F. Hope you enjoyed it, bitter cold temps rest of the week. #MAwx #NHwx #RIwx #CTwx | |
| mefi.2013:04:52 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> It's -5 in Minneapolis right now, but record breaking cold this is not. Rec for today is a balmy -41. #notevenclose #MNwx | |
| mefi.2013:07:14 <+douglbutt> <metofficestorms> Thunderstorms on the outer reaches of Tropical Storm #Oswald produced 235mm (9.25") rain in 12 hours at South Johnstone, Queensland. | |
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| mefi.2013:19:16 <+douglbutt> <SeverePlains> Des Moines, IA dropped to -2 degrees this morning to end a record streak of 710 days w/o a zero or below zero temperature! #IAwx | |
| mefi.2013:21:17 <+douglbutt> <Lindzeta> Calling stores & saying "It's Ashley. Im not coming into work today, fuckers! I quit!" There has to be an Ashley at least 1 of those places | |
| mefi.2013:23:53 <+douglbutt> <anamariecox> These girls are so fucking normal it hurts my head. http://t.co/OFY2o9WS Peace out, Sasha and Malia, peace out. | |
| mefi.2013:10:46 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Very nice MT @brownpau: Jupiter-Moon conjunction close-up: http://t.co/73WiQJ51 -- and with Orion, Taurus & Pleiades: http://t.co/azdKlAkU | |
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| mefi.2013:16:16 <+douglbutt> <CarlsJr> Hallelujah y’all! Today, Miley Cyrus is legal. | |
| mefi.2013:16:50 <+douglbutt> <EdFelten> Q on my Information Security final exam: Bob suspects that his Internet girlfriend, Alice, is a hoax ... | |
| mefi.2013:16:50 <+douglbutt> <EricWFMJ> In just about the entire mid-Atlantic/Ohio Valley, this has been the coldest afternoon in 4 years. http://t.co/9fLi6XD9 | |
| mefi.2013:16:54 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Near-morning low temps forecast by RAP for Northeast. 10-12°F for NYC, 12-18°F for DC http://t.co/V7wKj5Od | |
| mefi.2013:17:44 <+douglbutt> <Reddit_txt> "no means no," you self defeating twat. Women say that, but they can't parse it with their need to feel valued by pursuit. | |
| mefi.2013:21:25 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 5:49:22 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:41 <+douglbutt> <laureninspace> Went on Pinterest for the first time in a month, for some reason everyone's repinning a photo of vomit? | |
| mefi.2013:13:09 <+douglbutt> <svrwxtweets> Computer model forecast calling for a low of -49° F tonight in International Falls, MN. #bringinthedog http://t.co/wW9aVUMT | |
| mefi.2013:13:13 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> This day in 1971: the temperature at Prospect Creek, Alaska dropped to -80F! The lowest official temp ever recorded in Alaska. #AKwx | |
| mefi.2013:13:20 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> New England coast at night, from New Haven up to Hartford CT. http://t.co/p5gMDARq | |
| mefi.2013:14:45 <+douglbutt> <shawnmilrad> Via the SUNY-Albany map list, great new tornado history browser (2003-2011) from NOAA SPC. Geektastic even: http://t.co/CGJ2lzus | |
| mefi.2013:14:49 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> zomg the sql queries in cf are just like, ok take your working good query and now fuck it the shit up | |
| mefi.2013:15:07 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> If you really want to compare apples and oranges, NYC (18F) is also colder than McMurdo, Antarctica (29F) this hour (it's summertime there). | |
| mefi.2013:17:13 <+douglbutt> <TeaPartyViews> Thank God for Mitt Romney! After McCain, Dole et al, He's great! | |
| mefi.2013:17:43 <+douglbutt> <nice_mustard> before i kill you mr. bond, allow me to explain the details of my evil plan. reddit will be a social media site where users, or "redditors", | |
| mefi.2013:18:08 <+douglbutt> <ALLCAPSBRO> WTF #GIRLS HAS A BLACK REPUBLICAN CHARACTER, "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TROLLING 37" | |
| mefi.2013:19:12 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 23:55:47 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:57 <+douglbutt> <growingwisdom> Dead battery this morning, #AAA jumped. Came out of work dead again, #ColbyCollege, jumped. Drove to #VIP auto, one more jump. #newbattery | |
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| mefi.2013:09:38 <+douglbutt> <AmericanAir> @scalzi Our apologies, John. We'll forward your feedback on to the appropriate manager at LAX. | |
| mefi.2013:13:03 <+douglbutt> <crushingbort> if you ever wondered how they get the animals in ASPCA ads to look so sad and fucked up, they make them read @BorowitzReport, literally | |
| mefi.2013:17:57 <+douglbutt> <prince_stolas> @sarahproctor66 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘, 𝖎𝖋 𝖆𝖓𝖞, 𝖇𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝖊𝖝𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖉𝖊. | |
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| mefi.2013:21:47 <+douglbutt> <bgolus> Oh good, Belkin bought Linksys. I was just thinking "I do love my Linksys router, I just wish it was more unreliable and had fewer features" | |
| mefi.2013:22:28 <+douglbutt> <SESBrisbane> Sandbags, filled & free, available for Brisbane residents needing them at 4 locations across the city thanks to @brisbanecityqld #Bigwet | |
| mefi.2013:23:44 <+douglbutt> <brisbanecityqld> We've just published some info on the incoming rain. Be prepared, and stay safe. Matt http://t.co/CRWJrH1t | |
| mefi.2013:11:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 19:12:04 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2013:11:57 <+douglbutt> <dwlz> If you’re in the market for a new laptop, Best Buy is selling MacBook Airs for $200 off for the next 2 days. My fav: http://t.co/ulPHEkQn | |
| mefi.2013:12:27 <+douglbutt> <usnews> .@lizflock is at the March For Life Rally on the National Mall, following @ricksantorum. Follow along on our #liveblog -... | |
| mefi.2013:12:30 <+douglbutt> <ActualPerson084> YOUR COWORKER IS OUTSIDE. THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE YOU SEE A SLEDGEHAMMER. CORPSE PAINT. THE DOOR SHUDDERS. "HEY, DO YOU FOLLOW PARKS AND REC?" | |
| mefi.2013:12:50 <+douglbutt> <GhostPanther> My 7 yr old said cutest thing today to me and my wife. "Hey fuckwads, if you do it again and have another baby ill wreck ur credit." | |
| mefi.2013:13:26 <+douglbutt> <trekandthecity> Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn't the only thing Samantha violated that night. | |
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| mefi.2013:14:28 <+douglbutt> <dril> fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this | |
| mefi.2013:14:38 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 4:28:34 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:07 <+douglbutt> <MuscularSon> RT @GowanusDolphin I gotta say folks, bein trapped here isnt half as bad as bein trapped in the mess Manti T'eo is in! | |
| mefi.2013:15:12 <+douglbutt> <sarahmc689> My metro conductor just said "24 doors to choose from, only need one: winner, winner chicken dinner." Hilarious. @wmata @unsuckdcmetro | |
| mefi.2013:15:15 <+douglbutt> <StewFeagleton> Apparently Hyundai makes a car called the Equus now? Sorry, I'm waiting for the 2014 Nissan Horsefucker | |
| mefi.2013:16:05 <+douglbutt> <612brisbane> If you live in low-lying areas of Moreton Bay, check to see if you're at risk of tidal inundation on Sat morning http://t.co/GwvvCeQM | |
| mefi.2013:16:19 <+douglbutt> <nynjpaweather> However, for locations further to the north in NE PA, N NJ, the Hudson Valley, CT, and the northern Long Island, snow showers are expected. | |
| mefi.2013:16:21 <+douglbutt> <Teddy_Brosevelt> Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Grassley. You know that incomprehensible tweeting style you're looking for? Well, read this! | |
| mefi.2013:16:21 <+douglbutt> <Teddy_Brosevelt> Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Grassley. You know that incomprehensible tweeting style you're looking for? Well, read this! | |
| mefi.2013:16:23 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 5:53:43 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:13 <+douglbutt> <Jason_Rubin> Not leaving @thq without my personal effects. For the record, still #notembarrased @VolitionInc http://t.co/bYG1XvNl | |
| mefi.2013:20:20 <+douglbutt> <coxn> Not sure why this made me LOL: “@douglbutt: like, "folksonomy" died with the bush administration” | |
| mefi.2013:20:33 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> As of 7pm, Central Park has finally achieved a 1" winter snowstorm this winter. Last one: Nov 7th 2012 nor'easter, just after #Sandy. | |
| mefi.2013:23:46 <+douglbutt> <612brisbane> Beaches closed due to high winds, high tides & dangerous conditions from #Rockhampton to #nsw boarder.Ppl urged to stay out of water #bigwet | |
| mefi.2013:00:21 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Remnants of Oswald, another 21'' of rain says GFS in next 48-hours. Yikes. http://t.co/icGGvr4p | |
| mefi.2013:00:45 <+douglbutt> <QPSmedia> Tornado activity can be intense, short-lived but destructive. Residents in the Burnett Heads region should remain inside. #bigwet | |
| mefi.2013:00:59 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> This day in 1980: Grand Ilet, in the South Indian Ocean east of Madagascar, recorded the world record 12hr rainfall as 46 inches fell! | |
| mefi.2013:12:45 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 19:53:22 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:47 <+douglbutt> <Energex> Power update: Currently 15,000 w/out power in SEQ, most on S/Coast. Lots of powerlines down. Stay away and call us on 13 19 62. #bigwet | |
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| mefi.2013:18:27 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Tonight's finale: Angry-looking smoke cloud in western Australia. Good night, Earth! http://t.co/FoJsTRiN | |
| mefi.2013:20:43 <+douglbutt> <QPSmedia> Motorists should REMAIN OFF THE ROADS from Sunshine Coast to Gold Coast, west to Toowoomba. #bigwet #tornado | |
| mefi.2013:22:21 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 10:32:36 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:00:55 <+douglbutt> <reedtimmerTVN> Australia tornado threat increasing from Brisbane to Ballina, and with isolated convective band just south of Yamba. http://t.co/UecXbdAC | |
| mefi.2013:01:38 <+douglbutt> <cycloneupdate> Don't know how many times it has to be said. Stay out of floodwaters, you are endangering your life and emergency services. #bigwet | |
| mefi.2013:02:50 <+douglbutt> <NewsTalk4BC> Here is a place to obtain info from Brisbane City Council on latest road closures, flood areas and sandbag locations https://t.co/KyJUEMha | |
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| mefi.2013:14:00 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> City streets completely ice covered in Mason City, Iowa and nearly impassable. Area officials advising no travel. | |
| mefi.2013:14:00 <+douglbutt> <NWSDesMoines> If anyone has pictures of the ice, please send them to [email protected]. | |
| mefi.2013:14:08 <+douglbutt> <Ginger_Zee> Glazed over in Cedar Rapids, IA. Ice covered cars: http://t.co/efHnKbvp | |
| mefi.2013:14:10 <+douglbutt> <NWSLaCrosse> Much of I90 corridor across sern MN/west WI is icing up. If you don't have to travel, stay home. Conditions only to deteriorate. #mnwx #wiwx | |
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| mefi.2013:14:40 <+douglbutt> <0xabad1dea> Dear twitter, this is my bed. Tell me I need to fix it. http://t.co/RXgoN8Va | |
| mefi.2013:16:01 <+douglbutt> <hotdogsladies> I've HAD it, guys; I'm switching from Tumblr to Debian.Wait. What now?I think I need to lay down. | |
| mefi.2013:17:30 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> The color was advanced with orange and brick hints, and the aromas were of dried fruits, worn leather, bay leaves, and my wife's box | |
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| mefi.2013:21:41 <+douglbutt> <RobKochWNTV> These #flakes went streaking across the yard tonight. Pretty short fellas, about 3" http://t.co/Y01BSGlb | |
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| mefi.2013:11:15 <+douglbutt> <volcanojw> Nice to have some good news from Antarctica, the @WISSARD_SLW team has penetrated an ancient glacial lake: http://t.co/QFzeRq92 | |
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| mefi.2013:12:29 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> In southeast Queensland, Australia, at least 54.4 inches of rain has fallen since Friday. http://t.co/h3RPnN5x | |
| mefi.2013:12:33 <+douglbutt> <afreedma> An appropriately cautious look at new study on urban heat and global weather patterns, from @borenbears http://t.co/IfuBOMiH #climate | |
| mefi.2013:13:06 <+douglbutt> <WxNick> @RyanMaue @StuOstro @NWSIWX If models verify, SE Mich. will have PWATs higher than the July/Aug medians! http://t.co/tllPIeAr | |
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| mefi.2013:13:54 <+douglbutt> <WxNick> Inspired by @NWSIWX disc., I annotated this map of unusual moist plume fcst ahead of next storm - rare for January: http://t.co/SB0A0AmG | |
| mefi.2013:14:12 <+douglbutt> <TWCMikeBettes> Light snow is falling around Providence, RI. Snow should move into Boston area in the next 60 to 90 min. Sleet is falling at NYC . | |
| mefi.2013:15:04 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Boston at night, glowing under a trace of fog. http://t.co/ArGyssaj | |
| mefi.2013:15:06 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> HUGE rock that crashed into I-70 in Glenwood Canyon, CO this morning. Courtesy of ABC7 News. #cowx http://t.co/8ZgF5tJh | |
| mefi.2013:15:09 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> Update: Topeka has reached 75º, breaking its all-time January record of 74º from 1939 & 2002. Wx records in Topeka began in 1887. | |
| mefi.2013:15:09 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> Kansas City MO (75º), Wichita KS (74º) and Columbia MO (76º) are each 1º short of their all-time January highs as of 2pm CST. #kswx #mowx | |
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| mefi.2013:15:20 <+douglbutt> <amwhite13> 27 years ago, the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded shortly after launch. It could even be seen from the GOES satellite http://t.co/P8D4KgiG | |
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| mefi.2013:01:49 <+douglbutt> <QPSmedia> For the next 24 hours, South East Queensland residents are asked to only use water for essential purposes #bigwet http://t.co/eLtjVvLq | |
| mefi.2013:01:57 <+douglbutt> <theqldpremier> Drinking water may taste different over the next few days, but it is safe to drink. - PT #bigwet | |
| mefi.2013:10:40 <+douglbutt> <allhazardsblog> Very important!! Weather radio in the Memphis area out of service, thus weather radios prob won't work tonight! http://t.co/j0EJ6TiY | |
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| mefi.2013:11:54 <+douglbutt> <mikeseidel> We'll be following the severe t'storm/tornado threat from North Little Rock, AR starting at 2 PM ET on TWC. #severe http://t.co/59wduDtA | |
| mefi.2013:12:05 <+douglbutt> <eruptionsblog> If Japan's Fuji were to erupt again, evacuations of up to half a million people might be needed: http://t.co/YRCSdmG1 | |
| mefi.2013:13:11 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> 4-day rainfall total for Upper Spring Brook, Qld., Australia= 57.2", or nearly 5ft. | |
| mefi.2013:13:23 <+douglbutt> <dsmwx> Still thinking 3-5" in DSM, starting late afternoon, lasting through late evening. Blowing/drifting early morning Wednesday... | |
| mefi.2013:13:23 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 16:00:00 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:25 <+douglbutt> <NWSNewYorkNY> Potential for heavy rain and strong, damaging wind gusts Wednesday night. For more, see http://t.co/9ZEmaWdS #nywx #njwx #ctwx | |
| mefi.2013:13:28 <+douglbutt> <NWSChicago> #Rockford reached 62 degrees at 1210 pm, 1 degree shy of its all-time January record high! #ilwx | |
| mefi.2013:14:13 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 1:53:50 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:44 <+douglbutt> <bazecraze> I admire your goal, but remember, if you blow it, now Hitler has a time machine. | |
| mefi.2013:15:15 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> #Severe wx tip of the day: With lots of wind damage ahead, good idea to park in a garage. Don't leave it out for a tree to fall on. | |
| mefi.2013:15:51 <+douglbutt> <planetbeing> In terms of release date, we're aiming for approximately a week out, but it's possible it will come sooner or later than that. | |
| mefi.2013:15:52 <+douglbutt> <planetbeing> @TALTOL5678 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2 and 6.1 will be supported. | |
| mefi.2013:17:02 <+douglbutt> <NASA_Wallops> During tonight's launch, 2 red-colored lithium vapor trails will occur & may be seen in the mid-Atlantic region. #rocketsredglare | |
| mefi.2013:17:18 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> Among the Dothraki, it is known; John Snow knows nothing. Ergo, we can deduce that John Snow's mother was not Dothraki. | |
| mefi.2013:18:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 3:51:50 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:18:38 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Tonight's finale: Venezuelan valley framed by misty clouds - mysterious, beautiful and surreal. http://t.co/3eo51NMV | |
| mefi.2013:18:41 <+douglbutt> <612brisbane> Urban Utilities: In the last 24 hours there has been an increase, not a decrease in water use in Brisbane. | |
| mefi.2013:18:41 <+douglbutt> <612brisbane> Urban Utilities: Water must be used for drinking, cooking, bathing and toilets only. Pleading with customers to reduce water usage. | |
| mefi.2013:20:44 <+douglbutt> <themercurycomau> Bushfire in Rokeby, no houses currently in danger, 7 fire trucks plus one helicopter attending. http://t.co/nG2gT3kA | |
| mefi.2013:21:11 <+douglbutt> <Asher_Wolf> Domesticated cats kill 13.2 billion mammals per year in the U.S. alone, according to a new study http://t.co/K2DBX2FB | |
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| mefi.2013:22:16 <+douglbutt> <MetService> Warmest reading so far this arvo.in Central Otago - Roxburgh+ Alexandra 30C. Elsewhere: Blenheim 28C Wellington 26C, Christchurch 23C ^DC | |
| mefi.2013:23:35 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> SPC: Helicity values >1000 in S IL/S IN/W KY overnight = embedded, rain-wrapped tornadoes possible. Nasty night out there, folks. Stay safe. | |
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| mefi.2013:02:57 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> Yesterday (1/28) it hit 74 degrees in #Wichita. Just over 30 hours later, it is snowing. Welcome to Kansas! #kswx | |
| mefi.2013:04:39 <+douglbutt> <stormchaser4850> Live tornado warning coverage from Louisville, KY: WAVE-TV http://t.co/1s3vexrs WHAS-11 http://t.co/1BkMHT9a WLKY-TV http://t.co/G5aHJbNM | |
| mefi.2013:06:07 <+douglbutt> <melissamollet> Firetruck on its side. Pic taken by passerby after ax at 495 and 50. 7 hurt, 4 ff. @News4Today @nbcwashington http://t.co/7kgp3FcZ | |
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| mefi.2013:12:35 <+douglbutt> <Boeing> McNerney: We remain confident in the future of the 787 program and the integrity, safety and performance of the airplane | |
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| mefi.2013:13:53 <+douglbutt> <JoolsWatsham> Guess which game is going to be FREE on the App Store tomorrow and Friday! Yep, Mutant Mudds. Get your grubby hands ready to grab it. :) | |
| mefi.2013:14:12 <+douglbutt> <dsmwx> Totals around 4.5" in northern Polk County, while the airport had over 6". http://t.co/NoaPufku | |
| mefi.2013:14:21 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @EricHolthaus did you see these couplets on Memphis radar, wicked-looking http://t.co/HHYRULst | |
| mefi.2013:14:23 <+douglbutt> <alastormspotter> Manufacturing plant on Hwy 140 in Adairsville, GA destroyed. No injuries reported at site so far. #gawx #tornado http://t.co/SNCEUwAU | |
| mefi.2013:14:24 <+douglbutt> <AP> Phoenix police say three people shot at office complex, conditions unknown, no suspect in custody: http://t.co/i8NJd7DU -MM | |
| mefi.2013:14:27 <+douglbutt> <MADUSWX> Radar animation of the strong, long-lived couplet that continues to be tornado-warned in northwestern GA. #GAwx http://t.co/CFon3y1j | |
| mefi.2013:14:38 <+douglbutt> <holman> For every person you’ll upset by swearing, there’ll be a hundred cringing when you use weasel words like “frick”. Just say fuck. | |
| mefi.2013:14:39 <+douglbutt> <wxjerdman> Again, NWS has to confirm, but this also sounds like #tornado damage near Park City, KY: "body shop destroyed, 5000lb tank moved 300 yds." | |
| mefi.2013:14:41 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> So based upon the tornado reports yesterday, this equates to TORCON of what? Why isn't this storm named? http://t.co/WlYjgUmd | |
| mefi.2013:15:18 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> no @douglbutt, no verde | |
| mefi.2013:15:25 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> Yesterday (1/28) it hit 74 degrees in #Wichita. Just over 30 hours later, it is snowing. Welcome to Kansas! #kswx | |
| mefi.2013:15:47 <+douglbutt> <MuscularSon> "Easy on the brakes, chief" - something i will say when i become High Society and can afford to go to places with valets, prob. Benihana | |
| mefi.2013:16:30 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 5:55:48 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:42 <+douglbutt> <ScienceNOW> Contrary to initial reports, Timbuktu library still standing after fire, many manuscripts unharmed http://t.co/SL3mtpfg | |
| mefi.2013:19:16 <+douglbutt> <SolihullPolice> 48 cans of Red Bull stolen from the BP Garage, Chester Rd – how do these people sleep at night... | |
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| mefi.2013:20:31 <+douglbutt> <TWCBreaking> Pilot report of a funnel cloud near Fort Belvoir, VA (just south of DC) at 7:56pm EST. #severe | |
| mefi.2013:00:06 <+douglbutt> <noahWG> @brainpicker Careful; these types of studies typically exhibit broad variability, w/ large "avg" effects driven by only a couple subjects... | |
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| mefi.2013:13:26 <+douglbutt> <natpryce> When evaluating a paid web service, I found the gradient fills and rounded corners made me worry it used Rails & was vulnerable. | |
| mefi.2013:13:41 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> @ChuckGrassley it's remarkable that, despite her injuries, Gabby Giffords was still more coherent than you today | |
| mefi.2013:16:17 <+douglbutt> <LOUDBOT> THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS TIP 60%, TO MAKE UP FOR IDIOTS LIKE THAT | |
| mefi.2013:17:46 <+douglbutt> <marcoarment> Keep it classy, Mac Rumors. http://t.co/KMbNEuZD | |
| mefi.2013:17:49 <+douglbutt> <marcoarment> Keep it classy, Mac Rumors. http://t.co/KMbNEuZD | |
| mefi.2013:10:18 <+douglbutt> <jeffreymax> I thought of a new way to oppress women. Let's make them wear hard, plastic tubes on their arms so they can't bend their elbows. | |
| mefi.2013:16:13 <+douglbutt> <jcpenney> @waynenorfleet Actually, we are 110. ;) | |
| mefi.2013:16:14 <+douglbutt> <jcpenney> Dearest Tweeps, For those of you on "The Facebook," we've got some news you'll like: a new page at http://t.co/Sr0ps2HJ! #ThumbsUp | |
| mefi.2013:17:30 <+douglbutt> <AP> BREAKING: Dow Jones closes above 14,000 for the first time since Oct. 12, 2007. | |
| mefi.2013:18:17 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> A personal remembrance frm Astronaut Eileen Collins: 10 years later, loss of Columbia and crew has changed NASA forever http://t.co/fdwu9Fdg | |
| mefi.2013:22:25 <+douglbutt> <neckro> I don't always Instagram my beer, but when I do, it's motherfucking #HopSlam. http://t.co/29eJsql8 | |
| mefi.2013:11:55 <+douglbutt> <LisaWhitefern> Her ex-boyfriend Nick’s sculpted chest and long, muscular legs made him the epitome of a dream hunk. | |
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| mefi.2013:11:25 <+douglbutt> <KimKierkegaard> Humor and pain walk hand in hand, reconciled with each other. There's something very sophisticated about this classic pairing. | |
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| mefi.2013:23:12 <+douglbutt> <granulac> good job. on point, everyone http://t.co/K8cU1KYk | |
| mefi.2013:09:19 <+douglbutt> <ShawnRyanTV> Niners playing so poorly, the owner of the joint just turned the lights out on them. Time to start playing "Rawhide". | |
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| mefi.2013:14:03 <+douglbutt> <LOUDBOT> WHAT? YOU POOPED IN THE REFRIGERATOR? AND YOU ATE THE WHOLE WHEEL OF CHEESE? HOW'D YOU.DO THAT? HECK, I'M NOT EVEN MAD; THAT'S AMAZING. | |
| mefi.2013:16:17 <+douglbutt> <MarsWxReport> Sol 177 (Feb 03, 2013): Sunny, high 5.2C/41F, low -66.3C/-87F, pressure at 9.2235 hPa, wind E at 7.2kmh/4.5mph, daylight 6am-5pm | |
| mefi.2013:17:19 <+douglbutt> <saurik> For those curious what my spike looks like, (non-repository) webserver hits peaked at 14k hits/sec. In 5 min intervals: http://t.co/IobMXcu6 | |
| mefi.2013:18:30 <+douglbutt> <planetbeing> @toddeye I actually lost the source code to Signal awhile back during a hard disk failure. Thought I had backups, but no. It needs a rewrite | |
| mefi.2013:18:37 <+douglbutt> <stephenfry> No, it's a puppy. A puppy. It. Is. A. Puppy. Got it? A puppy. http://t.co/EvK9If3v | |
| mefi.2013:12:23 <+douglbutt> <Slate> Hard partying banana mogul refused to call 911 for dying three-way sex partner, cop says: http://t.co/DQIg2pow | |
| mefi.2013:14:41 <+douglbutt> <dalykyle> Haha, whoa guys, you see [a social media marketing agency intern writing for] @MrT joined #Twitter?? What nutty stuff will he say next! | |
| mefi.2013:19:38 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 6:59:05 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:30 <+douglbutt> <wunderground> The Australian Bureau of Meteorology says there is no threat of tsunami to the mainland, islands, or territories. | |
| mefi.2013:21:38 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 1:21:46 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:56 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> How does a muppet die?Apparently, it kermits suicide. | |
| mefi.2013:03:00 <+douglbutt> <TasFireService> #South #EmergencyWarning at Glen Dhu Road, MOLESWORTH http://t.co/tND2Q0Ns #VEGETATIONFIRE 2013-02-06 06:42:59 PM | |
| mefi.2013:03:53 <+douglbutt> <936hobart> #WatchandAct issued for Tubb Road, North of Mountain Place and Forest Road, in the #Molesworth area #tasfires #TFS http://t.co/FAECJKmF | |
| mefi.2013:05:21 <+douglbutt> <TimBuckleyWX> Man... this Friday storm is looking for real in the NE. Euro / GFS / GEM / RPM all on board. Buckle up Boston, Hartford, Providence. #snow | |
| mefi.2013:11:21 <+douglbutt> <SpaceflightNow> Soyuz and a Fregat upper stage have put Globalstar payloads into temporary orbit, another burn still to come. http://t.co/07iQsepA #GSLaunch | |
| mefi.2013:11:21 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Well there ya go, GFS 12z matches ECMWF 00z. Crippling snowstorm on way http://t.co/NAx1sNlE | |
| mefi.2013:11:37 <+douglbutt> <NSSL> AND, we have a great new video about #mPING here! http://t.co/m7O9IHKb http://t.co/kCYhgkG4 | |
| mefi.2013:12:07 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> There is so much snow in the forecast, I need to change my color-scale. Unbelievable. | |
| mefi.2013:12:09 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 18:57:20 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:40 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> This thesaurus isn't just terrible, it is also terrible. | |
| mefi.2013:14:50 <+douglbutt> <astro_reid> If your Soyuz is on fire (пожар), turn everything off. If that doesn't work, dump the cabin pressure and come home ASAP (срочный спуск). | |
| mefi.2013:14:55 <+douglbutt> <Wright_Weather> @JimCantore Jim, here is the NAM 84 hour snowfall accumulation using 10:1 ratio. New scale.Feel free to redistribute. http://t.co/V4XMRWO1 | |
| mefi.2013:16:30 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Using a 10:1 ratio (do math if you wish) -- NYC, New England absolutely buried thru 60-hrs. http://t.co/kOiqEx1I | |
| mefi.2013:18:04 <+douglbutt> <ThatKevinSmith> 'atta girl, @MeganPhelps! Glad you're putting down the signs and starting over! If you need anything, let me know. https://t.co/pY1pjBMU | |
| mefi.2013:19:31 <+douglbutt> <whatifnumbers> 1.61: Storage capacity, in petabytes, of a gallon jug of MicroSD cards | |
| mefi.2013:20:38 <+douglbutt> <TasFireService> #South #EmergencyWarning at Glen Dhu Road, MOLESWORTH http://t.co/tND2Q0Ns #VEGETATIONFIRE 2013-02-07 12:36:27 PM | |
| mefi.2013:21:23 <+douglbutt> <GhettoHikes> “E.J. back there havin’ a starin’ contest with da sun, slowin' down the whole pack… homeboy shoulda gone to Space Camp.” | |
| mefi.2013:23:08 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @crashplan @CrashPlanHelp CP uses 100% CPU (even after restarts), writes new HUGE (26MB) service.log every few seconds: http://t.co/0lrPHR6P | |
| mefi.2013:01:27 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Good Morning, Earth! Today the Space Station hosts a real-life Star Trek episode - looking forward to talking with @WilliamShatner ! | |
| mefi.2013:01:28 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Wow, GFS 00z is almost a non-event. From feet to a few inches. Eastward movement of Low. http://t.co/66TrI8yS | |
| mefi.2013:02:06 <+douglbutt> <TasFireService> #South #WatchandAct at Braeside Road, FRANKLIN http://t.co/W7qkT4rB #VEGETATIONFIRE 2013-02-07 06:02:05 PM | |
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| mefi.2013:10:04 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> How does a muppet die?Apparently, it kermits suicide. | |
| mefi.2013:10:42 <+douglbutt> <zizek_ebooks> My god. This is horrible. You see all these creeps, all these creeps here? This is horrible. My god. | |
| mefi.2013:12:06 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:24:49 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:41 <+douglbutt> <BOSTON_EMS> Clearing your sidewalks and driveways not only safer for you and your family, but also neighbors and emergency personnel | |
| mefi.2013:12:46 <+douglbutt> <SStirling> While trends have been toward more snow, bust potential is "tremendous," per NJ climatologist. http://t.co/eNb53e6Q | |
| mefi.2013:12:46 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> In about 79 minutes, I'll be doing a guest livechat for the Guardian on the snowstorm. Here's the link: http://t.co/spC0M3Vh via @guardian | |
| mefi.2013:14:09 <+douglbutt> <J_Chastain> The other kids giggling over Duke 3D like violence n exploitation are cool/subversive *OPENS SIMTOWER, SETS RENTS TO MAX* | |
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| mefi.2013:17:44 <+douglbutt> <BostonGlobe> BREAKING: MBTA, commuter rail to close tomorrow at 3:30 p.m. because of storm. #snow #bosnow | |
| mefi.2013:17:45 <+douglbutt> <BostonGlobe> BREAKING NEWS: Gov. Patrick says he's urging people to stay off road at noon, but will order it if necessary | |
| mefi.2013:18:54 <+douglbutt> <BostonLogan> Logan airport will remain open through the snow storm, but all flights will be cancelled starting Friday... http://t.co/fw8CF070 | |
| mefi.2013:18:55 <+douglbutt> <BostonLogan> Logan airport will remain open through the snow storm, but all flights will be cancelled starting Friday... http://t.co/fw8CF070 | |
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| mefi.2013:06:18 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> Please stay safe today and tomorrow, the potentially historic storm starts! Here's our latest thinking. #blizzard http://t.co/T9jxdNRw | |
| mefi.2013:07:37 <+douglbutt> <4cast4you> Definitely snowing in Manhattan, NYC already. http://t.co/fQtSIePn | |
| mefi.2013:10:12 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Winter weather advisories dropped for DC's N & W suburbs. As far as DC is concerned, #Nemo is dead. | |
| mefi.2013:10:33 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 17:38:18 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:13 <+douglbutt> <JairusKhan> #INeedMasculismBecause Reddit didn't become a hostile pseudo-intellectual nerdrage wasteland all by itself *crosses arms, upvotes rape joke* | |
| mefi.2013:14:29 <+douglbutt> <YYB69> #JFK Inbound Emerites A380 with brake failure. ETA 5mins. 305 souls on-board, 3000lbs fuel. @NYCAviation | |
| mefi.2013:15:02 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> The early dawn light turns these Outback rock folds into petroglyphs, as if there's a message there to decode. http://t.co/SkAYCsJZ | |
| mefi.2013:15:12 <+douglbutt> <twitter> And remember, humans do the heavy lifting for all languages we support. If you want to help translate Twitter, visit https://t.co/gnVY35Gq. | |
| mefi.2013:15:25 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> #ff, #blizzard edition: @afreedma @blkahn @NWSBoston @NWSNewYorkNY @GarySzatkowski @nynjpaweather @MattNoyesNECN @sstirling @weathermob | |
| mefi.2013:15:30 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> How does a muppet die?Apparently, it kermits suicide. | |
| mefi.2013:15:57 <+douglbutt> <coffee_dad> do you know what my son is being for halloween? a ghost, because he decided to drink and drive. | |
| mefi.2013:16:02 <+douglbutt> <lowcarbmom> sometimes, living in a bigger country would make the low sugar diet so much easier | |
| mefi.2013:18:26 <+douglbutt> <breakingstorm> New Jersey Transit to suspend most trains, buses by 8 pm ET - @NYTLive http://t.co/XpTcF3g8 | |
| mefi.2013:19:03 <+douglbutt> <NASA_EO> Here it comes, time to hold on! This view of the perfect storm is from 12:19pm today #NASA @NASANPP #nemogeddon http://t.co/aqeA39R1 | |
| mefi.2013:19:20 <+douglbutt> <fujichia> Power just went out at satchmo's. Big green spark from outside lit up the room, so cool | |
| mefi.2013:19:22 <+douglbutt> <bryanwx> 28,568 Power Outages as of 7pm (2/8/13). Long IslandPA: 5979, Conn L&P: 9393, Ntl Grid: 5772, Nstar: 7219, ConEd: 205. #blizzard2013 #nemo | |
| mefi.2013:22:44 <+douglbutt> <4cast4you> 19.25" in Hamden, CT. 5" in hour since last measurement. | |
| mefi.2013:23:34 <+douglbutt> <islivingston> In other news, the GFS just KU'ed DC for next week. #ourturn http://t.co/pwT8NH6C | |
| mefi.2013:23:49 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Following blizzard along Nor'east would affect DC, NYC, New England again. +5 days GFS 00z http://t.co/Z2WvhO7O | |
| mefi.2013:11:43 <+douglbutt> <archiecoder> Hey iPad, look at this. #surface #visualstudio http://t.co/pp3Apc0E | |
| mefi.2013:16:43 <+douglbutt> <marcoarment> There’s snow everywhere outside, and I’m sitting in my warm house deciding which inexpensive 4 TB hard drive to get.Modern life is great. | |
| mefi.2013:17:41 <+douglbutt> <AviationandWX> From JetBlue COO Rob Maruster, great view of Terminal C at KBOS & no aircraft, makes for easier cleanup #blizzard2013 http://t.co/v48HDAsd | |
| mefi.2013:18:08 <+douglbutt> <mariasacchetti> Globe front page, blizzard '78 vs '13. Photog David L. Ryan has BOTH page one photos! http://t.co/q0Hz1YCo | |
| mefi.2013:18:13 <+douglbutt> <gilsimmons> This is the scene along I-95 in Fairfield, CT. with stranded motorists & truckers. (3:45AM) http://t.co/LynAyejx | |
| mefi.2013:18:36 <+douglbutt> <4cast4you> Bradley Int (KBDL) measured 22.8" of snow, ranking 2nd most on record and just behind 24" of snow on 12 Jan 2011. (per NWS BOX) | |
| mefi.2013:18:51 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Pyongyang, North Korea - a city and people I know so little about. http://t.co/1dl3oOK6 | |
| mefi.2013:19:25 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> I dunno, are there step increases? Also does the health plan cover injury from red lasers? http://t.co/pglJIwvV | |
| mefi.2013:20:44 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Tonight's finale: Unification from space. The Korean peninsula, cut through the centre by a line of historic depth. http://t.co/8gKxMnIR | |
| mefi.2013:23:24 <+douglbutt> <BostonLogan> Hey @jetblue we got your back today. Vamass machines have 27 ft blade, massive brush and blower with wind speed of 450 mph. #clearmyrunway | |
| mefi.2013:23:34 <+douglbutt> <BostonLogan> Runway is open and in use, a flight from LAX touched down and is at gate B 38. Welcome to BOS Virgin! | |
| mefi.2013:05:02 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> I took the shell off of my racing snail to see if it went any faster.If anything though, it just made it more sluggish. | |
| mefi.2013:04:54 <+douglbutt> <TWCMikeBettes> #Tornado injuries in MS may now be as high as 66. Fortunately, no deaths to report. #MSWX | |
| mefi.2013:06:09 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Update: Pope Benedict XVI to resign February 28th, Vatican says - @AP | |
| mefi.2013:06:27 <+douglbutt> <mayortommenino> If you are traveling in the City of Boston today, please use public transportation. Parking ban, snow emergency remain in effect. #BoSnow | |
| mefi.2013:09:43 <+douglbutt> <breakingstorm> National Weather Service reports a new total of 63 injuries, 300 homes/buildings damaged in Hattiesburg tornado. No deaths - @weatherchannel | |
| mefi.2013:10:04 <+douglbutt> <Sean_Breslin> Tim Tebow is available, Vatican City. I'm just sayin'. | |
| mefi.2013:10:07 <+douglbutt> <fivethirtyeight> No pope has resigned since 1415, which is also the last time the Pittsburgh Pirates had a winning record. | |
| mefi.2013:12:07 <+douglbutt> <NWSRaleigh> It's on! Our live Twitter Q&A starts now! Until 12:30pm, we'll answer your weather questions. Use hashtag #ncwxtalk | |
| mefi.2013:12:08 <+douglbutt> <rcade> The next pope will be http://t.co/H5Cq2iRj (got it) or http://t.co/SShzKxh1 (dammit). Joseph has working-class cred, like Springsteen. | |
| mefi.2013:12:57 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> First rule of Thesaurus Club.You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club | |
| mefi.2013:13:59 <+douglbutt> <GerryDuggan> The Pope won’t be gone for long, Joseph Gordon-Levitt just swam into a cave beneath the Vatican. | |
| mefi.2013:14:10 <+douglbutt> <jeff_foust> Mark Sirangelo, Sierra Nevada: Dream Chaser flight test vehicle getting "final touches" this week, then shipped to Edwards AFB. #BHSpace | |
| mefi.2013:14:13 <+douglbutt> <TerryWBZ> If you missed this pic, it is worth another look...S. New England after the snow, scar from tornado still clear #wbz http://t.co/A3pN34j2 | |
| mefi.2013:15:44 <+douglbutt> <GarySzatkowski> #DidSomeoneFlipASwitch Today's 12Z computer model run has storms on Feb 14th, 17th, 20th, 23rd, & 27th affecting our region. | |
| mefi.2013:16:14 <+douglbutt> <benhjacobs> Lots of great jokes today about the Pope. I'm being completely sincere, everyone brought their A game to this one. | |
| mefi.2013:17:00 <+douglbutt> <UnangHirit> Diffused tail-end of a cold front, nakakaapekto sa Bicol Region at Eastern Visayas; Hanging Amihan, umiiral pa rin sa N. Luzon #UnangHirit | |
| mefi.2013:17:03 <+douglbutt> <generalelectric> Hey @ZeFrank, remember that "BuzzKill Machine" you wanted to invent? Yeah, we prototyped it for you: http://t.co/UCBczJvf #IWantToInvent | |
| mefi.2013:18:41 <+douglbutt> <coxn> Is this true? If so, kinda hilarious. http://t.co/G0g8e6qu | |
| mefi.2013:20:21 <+douglbutt> <AFP> #PHOTO: Lightning strikes St Peter's dome at #Vatican on day the #Pope announced resignation, by Filippo Monteforte http://t.co/FehVjFYP | |
| mefi.2013:23:25 <+douglbutt> <Max_Fisher> Here's why a uranium nuclear test, if that's what this was, would be so scary: http://t.co/vCif2ns9 | |
| mefi.2013:23:31 <+douglbutt> <RichardDreyfuss> My mentions are filled with folks who expect me to know every line from Jaws. You know I was in it, yes? I don't really watch it that often | |
| mefi.2013:01:32 <+douglbutt> <mbesheer> #UNSG says #DPRK nuke test "deplorable", "provocative" | |
| mefi.2013:14:12 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> US government ran budget surplus of $3 billion in January, Treasury Department reports - @MarketWatch http://t.co/qqP99ZsN | |
| mefi.2013:14:36 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> Weekend storm update: mid-day model runs continuing to diminish snow chances for the tri-state. Probably a good thing, after last weekend. | |
| mefi.2013:16:28 <+douglbutt> <danisinthenews> BREAKING NEWS: CHRISTOPHER #DORNER IS INVOLVED IN A SHOOTOUT WITH POLICE IN BIG BEAR, CALIFORNIA | |
| mefi.2013:17:56 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> US Senate votes to reauthorize Violence Against Women Act, sends bill to House - @thehill http://t.co/LeTxdRau | |
| mefi.2013:21:42 <+douglbutt> <annikanikojacob> I'm not saggin', I'm just keeping a low profile! http://t.co/TTdgRT69 | |
| mefi.2013:22:04 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Body discovered in cabin where fugitive Christopher Dorner was believed to be holed up - @latimes, @abcnews | |
| mefi.2013:22:22 <+douglbutt> <NBCNews> BREAKING: Source inside LA mayor’s office confirms that body inside burned Big Bear, Cal. cabin is Christopher Dorner | |
| mefi.2013:22:23 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> If you can't stand up to applaud protecting the right to vote, maybe being an elected representative isn't the right job for you. | |
| mefi.2013:22:54 <+douglbutt> <bobnjuno> If that much shit came out of my mouth, I would probably want a drink of water too. | |
| mefi.2013:23:17 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> am i doing this #rubioing thing right (cc @owillis, @LaphroaigWhisky) http://t.co/UcF702oN | |
| mefi.2013:23:33 <+douglbutt> <crushingbort> Under the Dorner plan, Americans 55 and over would keep their Medicare, while younger Americans will be pursued by drones and cops, forever | |
| mefi.2013:00:03 <+douglbutt> <AllPlanets> We received a suggestion from James T. Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise, so "Vulcan" joins the Ballot #PlutoRocks http://t.co/p0hNB8oa | |
| mefi.2013:02:26 <+douglbutt> <TasFireService> #South #WatchandAct at Tea Tree Road, TEA TREE http://t.co/oOMTzZuU #VEGETATIONFIRE 2013-02-13 06:02:11 PM | |
| mefi.2013:10:17 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> am i doing this #rubioing thing right (cc @owillis, @LaphroaigWhisky) http://t.co/UcF702oN | |
| mefi.2013:10:57 <+douglbutt> <yezzer> In-browser notepad. Paste this into address bar: data:text/html, <html contenteditable> | |
| mefi.2013:11:11 <+douglbutt> <mims> Robot rat attacks real rats until they're depressed, so we can test anti-depressants on them. http://t.co/uNR86N93 | |
| mefi.2013:11:13 <+douglbutt> <ryan> Well, the rumors are true, @peterrojas and I sold @gdgt to AOL! More here: http://t.co/MpDXSCgE Coverage: http://t.co/xfcC4KYz | |
| mefi.2013:11:35 <+douglbutt> <BritishMonarchy> View updated 360 #panoramic virtual tours of #BuckinghamPalace, now compatible with #mobile and #tablet http://t.co/p93S70B4 | |
| mefi.2013:16:45 <+douglbutt> <RWW> In a big win for Google, HP adopts the Android OS as a last ditch effort to keep afloat in mobile says @wimbet http://t.co/uGhXZ6xL | |
| mefi.2013:18:11 <+douglbutt> <NASASpaceflight> SCRUB: Orbital's Antates will not make another hotfire attempt today after failing health check at T-1.5 seconds, aborting the attempt. | |
| mefi.2013:05:30 <+douglbutt> <ChristineWEWS> Happy Valentine's Day, Ohio! @TrentMWeather says a "cuddle front" is coming through! #OHwx #Early5 http://t.co/2aIfyEEQ | |
| mefi.2013:08:31 <+douglbutt> <NWS_WCATWC> Tsunami Info Stmt: M6.9 in eastern Siberia, Russia 0514PST Feb 14: Tsunami NOT expected; US west coast,BC,and AK #WCATWC | |
| mefi.2013:09:28 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 10:59:28 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:09:32 <+douglbutt> <growingwisdom> Great day and time to start spinach, onions, leeks, mache inside. When snow melts you will be ready to plant. #gardening | |
| mefi.2013:11:06 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> coastal snowfall totals from weekend storm may be substantial, 6''+ acc to current GFS forecast http://t.co/ooHiLLv1 | |
| mefi.2013:11:31 <+douglbutt> <1050Hz> grain of salt, may be too aggressive MT @RyanMaue wknd snowfalls in New England may be 6''+ acc to current GFS http://t.co/8EkUOdSa | |
| mefi.2013:11:37 <+douglbutt> <700MHz> Sen. Marco RubioListen to what your saying, this is exactly why the GOP can't connect with the country. New face same old beliefs! CHANGE | |
| mefi.2013:14:43 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:12:30 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:53 <+douglbutt> <AmberCadabra> Sigh. Maria, keep kicking ass. You rock MT @stevesilberman: Sad to see @brainpickings beleaguered by this nonsense... http://t.co/WaukOu0c | |
| mefi.2013:19:06 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> A nymphomaniac worm controls Riker’s mind and body to seduce the Enterprise's female crew. Nobody notices, it eventually dies of old age. | |
| mefi.2013:20:05 <+douglbutt> <TerryWBZ> Cant remember a spread this big in model solutions 48 hours from potential storm, possibilities seem endless... | |
| mefi.2013:21:41 <+douglbutt> <zunguzungu> If you have any questions about the future of higher ed, consult this chart. http://t.co/QbM7NaOl | |
| mefi.2013:22:26 <+douglbutt> <robdelaney> Will their hell never end? RT @YahooNews: BREAKING NEWS: Crippled cruise ship reaches dock in Mobile, Ala. | |
| mefi.2013:23:20 <+douglbutt> <plutokiller> Very proud of my 7 yr old Lilah. A bit freaked by pig, but needed to touch skin, ears, tongue, teeth. Just to know http://t.co/a0cGrZzo | |
| mefi.2013:23:21 <+douglbutt> <plutokiller> Very proud of my 7 yr old Lilah. A bit freaked by pig, but needed to touch skin, ears, tongue, teeth. Just to know http://t.co/a0cGrZzo | |
| mefi.2013:23:21 <+douglbutt> <plutokiller> Very proud of my 7 yr old Lilah. A bit freaked by pig, but needed to touch skin, ears, tongue, teeth. Just to know http://t.co/a0cGrZzo | |
| mefi.2013:01:46 <+douglbutt> <mpoppel> BREAKING -- Meteorite impact in Russian Urals injured "more than 100 people", RT reports. | |
| mefi.2013:01:48 <+douglbutt> <mpoppel> BREAKING -- Meteorite impact in Russian Urals injured "more than 100 people", RT reports. | |
| mefi.2013:03:33 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Over 400 injured in Russia following reported meteorite fall, country's interior ministry says - @RT_com, @AP; more: http://t.co/reMRNtv8 | |
| mefi.2013:03:37 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Many of the injuries from the meteorite fall in Russia are from broken glass, interior ministry says - @AP; more: http://t.co/reMRNtv8 | |
| mefi.2013:03:41 <+douglbutt> <PhilipDuncan> I remember when I first watched Deep Impact (tv4) I thought "yea right, a black president". Today: Pres Obama & real near miss asteroid! | |
| mefi.2013:10:22 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Typical size of a meteor entering atmosphere 1 millimeter...Russian meteor over 10 feet wide, http://t.co/V00BIsH0 | |
| mefi.2013:11:10 <+douglbutt> <AsteroidWatch> Live view of 2012 DA14 is now available! http://t.co/PG3xQjgb. This view courtesy the Murrumbateman Observatory, Australia. | |
| mefi.2013:11:11 <+douglbutt> <HuffPostPol> eHarmony founder says gay marriage "really damaged" his company, wants to spend $10m to "figure out" homosexuality http://t.co/rbYFQ1VG | |
| mefi.2013:12:15 <+douglbutt> <NSSL> We've got some faithful #mPING'ers out there! BTW, there is not an option in the app to report meteorites! | |
| mefi.2013:13:55 <+douglbutt> <liakiessling> Ages me but I fully believe Cubanate's Barbarossa record is, to this day, one of the best records to drive to ever http://t.co/ZkPdV65K | |
| mefi.2013:13:58 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 17:59:38 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:36 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> At closest approach, Earth as viewed from #2012DA14 is a Mag -21.5 planet in Andromeda (according to SkySafari Pro): http://t.co/3CHhgNue | |
| mefi.2013:16:21 <+douglbutt> <mastodfow> Re the asteroid, CNN just said, "a startling revelation that the Earth is spinning in space." #startling #revelation #no | |
| mefi.2013:21:14 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> I made a very short Twine game, called You're In A Garden Or Whatever. http://t.co/DC6Lp2HS | |
| mefi.2013:00:26 <+douglbutt> <rob_sheridan> You had one job, dude. One job. http://t.co/zCxjLYgp | |
| mefi.2013:20:57 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 6:38:02 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:09 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 17:40:16 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:48 <+douglbutt> <alqaeda> Haven't heard of this Al-Quora group before, but they seem to appreciate our tweets. https://t.co/jSQlRbBZ (cc @quora) | |
| mefi.2013:16:49 <+douglbutt> <al_qaeda> To those who would consider becoming suicide bombers, your life is worth so much more if you live for the future instead of the past. | |
| mefi.2013:04:57 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> A nymphomaniac worm controls Riker’s mind and body to seduce the Enterprise's female crew. Nobody notices, it eventually dies of old age. | |
| mefi.2013:14:17 <+douglbutt> <McDonalds> We empathize with our @BurgerKing counterparts. Rest assured, we had nothing to do with the hacking. | |
| mefi.2013:19:09 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 0:20:18 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:00 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 23:41:32 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:47 <+douglbutt> <BurgerKing> Interesting day here at BURGER KING®, but we're back! Welcome to our new followers. Hope you all stick around! | |
| mefi.2013:02:28 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> Looks like a feisty end to February Coast-to-Coast. Storms lined up, plenty of messy wx to go around. Cheers! | |
| mefi.2013:03:46 <+douglbutt> <JPBarlow> I just saw an ad for catheters on CNN. If that's indicative of their demographic target these days, their future isn't bright. | |
| mefi.2013:03:47 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 10:13:51 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:19 <+douglbutt> <Queen_UK> Dear Mr Cameron, nice of you to stand up for "Princess Kate" but she's actually a Duchess, dipshit. | |
| mefi.2013:11:33 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> If Comet PANSTARRS brightens as it swings around the sun, it could put on a good show just after sunset in mid-March: http://t.co/HTcXpMFt | |
| mefi.2013:17:11 <+douglbutt> <motherboard> Important update: There *wasn't* a North Korea radioactive cloud detected, researcher didn't understand data: http://t.co/dswElxol | |
| mefi.2013:19:49 <+douglbutt> <RollingStone> Flashback: Watch "Weird Al" Yankovic play his breakthrough hit, "My Bologna," on campus at Cal Poly in 1979: http://t.co/0rNxlOWg | |
| mefi.2013:20:16 <+douglbutt> <joestanton> "How Did I Meet Your Mother?" - Ted Mosby in 2065, his kids wiping spittle from his dementia-addled face | |
| mefi.2013:22:52 <+douglbutt> <AP> MORE: 14 injured in Kansas City gas explosion and fire; cause of blast unknown, city manager says: http://t.co/JxBJWct3 -CC | |
| mefi.2013:23:18 <+douglbutt> <text_quest> Not in the Cory Doctorow sense, where hacking is, like, putting a bread clip on your foreskin to keep from pissing yourself. | |
| mefi.2013:10:33 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> OK GLASS, PLAY LITTLE CAPRICE SOLO DILDO DOT M4V AND SYNC TO MY BREATHING | |
| mefi.2013:11:45 <+douglbutt> <mattlanger> this is why we changed the city’s term limits law, so that this photo could one day happen http://t.co/uRuZ7OCS | |
| mefi.2013:13:20 <+douglbutt> <delrayser> Virginia to replace gas tax with, among other things, a $100 annual fee on hybrids. Makes sense to me! http://t.co/JHOm0zEJ | |
| mefi.2013:14:39 <+douglbutt> <ToshibaInnovate> Friday's meteor landing has ignited efforts for new detection tools, like a telescope that scans for incoming debris. http://t.co/w4TpoxvJ | |
| mefi.2013:14:51 <+douglbutt> <inky> "Say 'take a picture' to take a picture." damn, we got the crappy future | |
| mefi.2013:15:56 <+douglbutt> <_FloridaMan> Florida Man Who Swallowed 1 Kilo Of Cocaine Checks Himself Into Hospital, Charged With Drug Trafficking | http://t.co/RsERAOzt | |
| mefi.2013:17:25 <+douglbutt> <a_girl_irl> hi @McDonaldsCorp please pass this on to A/R, ref. # [https://t.co/ZyRDq24jod] http://t.co/yAFrwirsgG | |
| mefi.2013:20:30 <+douglbutt> <TerryWBZ> Worth repeating...Boston is currently 9.3" below the all-time snowiest February, it could happen this weekend, might as well make history! | |
| mefi.2013:22:13 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Lesson learned: Don’t eat ramen 20 minutes before running. That said, I beat my last pace. http://t.co/sGVhhj6Fjy | |
| mefi.2013:22:19 <+douglbutt> <JHoffman6> Major Kira, you and your people have suffered so much. You deserve all the love you get from a pool of golden glop that sleeps in a bucket. | |
| mefi.2013:22:24 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 0:29:57 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:52 <+douglbutt> <brainpicker> So great: Darwin's balance sheet on the pros and cons of marriage, illustrated http://t.co/XoThbHKU | |
| mefi.2013:22:52 <+douglbutt> <brainpicker> So great! Amelia Earhart on marriage, 1931 http://t.co/U3tmKMjP | |
| mefi.2013:11:45 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> These hoes think they classy, well that's the class I'm skippen | |
| mefi.2013:11:56 <@mach5> krrrlson: 11:44 <douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> These hoes think they classy, well that's the class I'm skippen | |
| mefi.2013:12:16 <+douglbutt> <GregMitch> Police officer in Richmond, VA fired for blowing whistle on cops talking about killing the Obamas. http://t.co/Mm4ItlAyoR | |
| mefi.2013:12:40 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 22:09:34 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:35 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 6:12:39 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:18:13 <+douglbutt> <politico> Conservative magazine @HumanEvents up for sale, could close: http://t.co/hj0NdWwp46 via @kenvogel | |
| mefi.2013:18:36 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (10 days, 1:46:42 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:18:50 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 23:42:58 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:18:51 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 5:27:57 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:47 <+douglbutt> <WilliamShatner> @wilw Don't ever sell yourself short. If they don't want you it is their loss not yours. You are very talented. Remember that. My best, Bill | |
| mefi.2013:16:34 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 0:01:44 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:18:39 <+douglbutt> <FredCampagna> Is the Weather Channel serious with this headline? I know they just want me to click on it, and I'm not biting. http://t.co/8qkblqoBys | |
| mefi.2013:22:30 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 0:24:28 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:00 <+douglbutt> <WeatherDad> @Cmdr_Hadfield Mt. St. Helens, Mt. Rainier, and Mt. Hood ? | |
| mefi.2013:13:51 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> A nymphomaniac worm controls Riker’s mind and body to seduce the Enterprise's female crew. Nobody notices, it eventually dies of old age. | |
| mefi.2013:18:39 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 22:34:28 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:26 <+douglbutt> <AP> Defense: Accused NYC police officer acts like a cannibal, but only in online fantasy world: http://t.co/7xStQ5WvhL -CC | |
| mefi.2013:20:00 <+douglbutt> <michaelianblack> "Well, WE thought you were great!" - Seth McFarlane's family in about four hours. | |
| mefi.2013:20:25 <+douglbutt> <AnnesNipples> Short hair, perky nipples and a big mouth. Our owner, Anne Hathaway, is one missed shave away from feminist lesbian. | |
| mefi.2013:20:33 <+douglbutt> <pourmecoffee> I thought all the handlers did a good job with their celebrities on the red carpet, but only one can win Best in Show! | |
| mefi.2013:21:19 <+douglbutt> <realDonaldTrump> Django Unchained is the most racist movie I have ever seen, it sucked! | |
| mefi.2013:22:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 11:47:45 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 2:39:03 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:59 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> A nymphomaniac worm controls Riker’s mind and body to seduce the Enterprise's female crew. Nobody notices, it eventually dies of old age. | |
| mefi.2013:13:01 <+douglbutt> <trekandthecity> It was light years from anywhere, the bars were seedy and the men were even more so; Deep Space 9 truly was the intergalactic New Jersey. | |
| mefi.2013:15:29 <+douglbutt> <ThomasEWoods> @douglbutt For every 92 tweets, you get one follower. Why would you throw my far superior numbers at me? | |
| mefi.2013:15:29 <+douglbutt> <ThomasEWoods> @douglbutt For every 92 tweets, you get one follower. Why would you throw my far superior numbers at me? | |
| mefi.2013:16:46 <+douglbutt> <killcops247> jason statham driving the kids to school, uses a flatbed as a ramp to jump morning traffic | |
| mefi.2013:17:05 <+douglbutt> <_FloridaMan> Florida Man High On A Cocktail Of Cocaine, Synthetic Drugs and Four Loko Stabs CVS Employee | http://t.co/SWJSy0glkg | |
| mefi.2013:17:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 1:00:53 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:24 <+douglbutt> <mallelis> it seems so crazy to me that dudes have penises all the time. like EVERY DAY, with no breaks even. Just constant dicks. crazy imo | |
| mefi.2013:09:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 16:44:46 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:09:59 <+douglbutt> <delrayser> "If the sequester happens, we'll have to furlough the guy who pushes the button every 108 minutes." Okay, now Obama's just making things up. | |
| mefi.2013:12:13 <+douglbutt> <NSSL> Thx for continuing to #mPING for us. Messy commutes in the midwest, NC, VA, CO and UT. Stay safe and keep 'em coming! | |
| mefi.2013:13:33 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Ontario, Canada - Hamilton, Cambridge, Kitchener-Waterloo, Guelph and Brantford, linked in the night. http://t.co/C7jljy3prL | |
| mefi.2013:14:10 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 19:25:41 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:30 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (10 days, 23:21:13 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:01 <+douglbutt> <GovChristie> Let me be clear, I am no fan of ACA. But expanding Medicaid by 104,000 citizens is the smart thing to do for our fiscal & public health. | |
| mefi.2013:16:10 <+douglbutt> <joshrogin> Hagel must work to repair relationships on Capitol Hill, GOP says http://t.co/ywiPvdie2t | |
| mefi.2013:16:47 <+douglbutt> <arstechnica> Zynga announces more job cuts, closures—will online gambling keep it afloat? http://t.co/qdEgdRTQOa by @cfarivar | |
| mefi.2013:17:12 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 21:39:16 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:14 <@douglbutt> <owillis> team breitbart breitbarts: "Though Hagel was confirmed, the strong opposition to Hagel produced a policy victory for Republicans" | |
| mefi.2013:03:26 <@douglbutt> <ABCemergency> #TCRusty is crossing the #WA coast, you can listen live and find coverage http://t.co/j2KVcgwLTn and follow @abcNorthwestwa #cyclone | |
| mefi.2013:10:49 <@douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt holler: 1. v. To shout loudly, especially when in pain. 2. v. To yell at ill-behaved childre... http://t.co/VSXFmsZ8Yc | |
| mefi.2013:11:22 <@douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Report: Flowers Foods to buy Hostess bread brands, including Wonder bread, for $360 million, source says - @Reuters http://t.co/5zLB3fvxnb | |
| mefi.2013:13:54 <@douglbutt> <0xabad1dea> Yup there goes my first “I swear I installed this malicious file myself, trust me I’m a professional” to IT | |
| mefi.2013:14:10 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:56:12 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:11 <@douglbutt> <Beth> @nananeri vendi 10 dias agora, tenho mais ferias que vencem em maio mas só vou tirar ano que vem. 2013 vai ser o ano das folgas. | |
| mefi.2013:20:36 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 18:05:32 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:34 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (12 days, 6:32:02 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:35 <@douglbutt> <AlanZweibel> Just drank 50 glasses of 2% milk but, for some reason, don't feel whole again. In fact, I feel nauseous as all hell. Bad experiment! | |
| mefi.2013:10:40 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (16 days, 17:59:52 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:10:44 <@douglbutt> <NASASocial> The #NASASocial attendees are viewing the Vehicle Assembly Building, learning how it's being prepped for the future http://t.co/UaMSRTuOxd | |
| mefi.2013:12:09 <@douglbutt> <ScottBix> Girls Gone Wild scared straight? Company is $16.3 million in debt, files for bankruptcy protection from Steve Wynn http://t.co/kRiuSpMSBQ | |
| mefi.2013:13:37 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:31:16 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:59 <@douglbutt> <horsedetective> Horse detective looked deep into her eyes for a moment, then spoke softly to her: "No way in hell will I look for your dog." | |
| mefi.2013:15:59 <@douglbutt> <Horse_Crimes> are you a bad enough dude to give me the gun, charlie brown | |
| mefi.2013:17:06 <@douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> Political Cartoon: GOD says to THE POPE, "You're fired!" GOD is actually DONALD TRUMP. THE POPE is labelled "The Pope." | |
| mefi.2013:17:08 <@douglbutt> <mark_mcgrath> @BREANNiMAL my apologies, it's a real bummer...that recent cruise fiasco really took us down | |
| mefi.2013:18:06 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 15:45:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:56 <@douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt Asp: Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper. http://t.co/6S9QeQNLfH | |
| mefi.2013:10:25 < douglbutt> <jasonrdavis> Dragon is experiencing a problem, according to SpaceX. | |
| mefi.2013:10:28 < douglbutt> <SpaceX> #Dragon separated successfully, on its way to #ISS! http://t.co/tdni53IviI | |
| mefi.2013:10:29 < douglbutt> <spaceteam> #SpaceX #Dragon trouble occurred about the same time as solar array deploy, a critical milestone in flight | |
| mefi.2013:10:35 < douglbutt> <Space_Pete> If Dragon's solar arrays + covers are not deployed, Dragon *may* still have enough battery to make one berthing attempt with ISS. | |
| mefi.2013:10:56 < douglbutt> <alias_amanda> F9 was good, but Dragon is being finicky. Smart group of engineers working on taming the #Dragon issues right now. | |
| mefi.2013:14:30 < douglbutt> <Mike_FTW> Little known fact: when the church is between Popes, Catholics are free to get divorced, have abortions, eat horse and hire jugglers. | |
| mefi.2013:15:15 < douglbutt> <SpaceflightNow> In past few minutes, Dragon's other two thruster pods were recovered, putting all four back online for spacecraft. | |
| mefi.2013:15:29 < douglbutt> <vinnieTHEspic> @Royceda59 yup, home schooling mine, when their born | |
| mefi.2013:15:51 < douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 14:23:30 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:58 < douglbutt> <gregerskine> IF U ASK ME CONGRESS SHOULD DIG A LITTLE WELL IN A 32 OZ CONTAINER OF YOGURT, SO THE WHEY POOLS IN THE WELL & THE REMAINING YOGURT THICKENS | |
| mefi.2013:16:58 < douglbutt> <wild_squirrel> OMG//!!! I didn t go on the dance, Im loser..I | |
| mefi.2013:20:52 <+douglbutt> <JennaRaLee> Its been over a year, but I have a functioning computer again! Hello, world! Thanks, @esch ! | |
| mefi.2013:03:31 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Just caught sight of the Dragon spaceship, crisply white against the horizon, sneaking up on us from behind. We're readying to grapple. | |
| mefi.2013:03:33 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 17:12:47 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:03:49 <+douglbutt> <EarthPic> Earth Science Picture of the Day: Solar Corona of the November 2012 Eclipse Over Queensland, Australia http://t.co/uzfOr3U2Bd | |
| mefi.2013:11:22 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Saw someone talking up Textadept online. Fired it up, dragged and dropped a file, pinwheeled. I'll try it again in a couple of years. | |
| mefi.2013:16:04 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Latest NAM precip total (in melted snow or liquid equivalent, where 1"=5-10" of actual snow): http://t.co/kaHJoGksjF | |
| mefi.2013:17:47 <+douglbutt> <tomjcip> How many pair of socks have you got from your cell phone company??? Thank @tingFTW, these socks are awesome! http://t.co/hpfO3HqN | |
| mefi.2013:10:04 <+douglbutt> <joeycomeau> If you ever get hurt, you can count on your best pal @ryanqnorth mocking you in a comic. http://t.co/6ZKdq2Xtra | |
| mefi.2013:10:47 <+douglbutt> <simcity> @matthewkopf This Spring, stay tuned! | |
| mefi.2013:18:15 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> @jimcantore - glad you guys are playing along with our #snowquester name, and just for you #Saturn :) | |
| mefi.2013:18:21 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> Forecast snow totals: IND: 2-4", FWA: 5-9", CLE: <1", CAK: 1-3", PIT: 3-6", UNV: 1-3", DCA: 6-12", BWI: 5-10", PHL: 3-6", NYC: 4-8". | |
| mefi.2013:19:17 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> void your bowels, void your mind | |
| mefi.2013:23:27 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> Forecast snow totals: CAK: 1-3", PIT: 3-6", DCA: 6-12", BWI: 5-10", PHL: 3-6", NYC: 3-6", BOS: 4-8". Boston remains a difficult fcst. | |
| mefi.2013:11:47 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Wow, can DC just have 1 of those inches? RT @kristagaile: up to 23 inches Massanutten mountain near Harrisonburg VA | |
| mefi.2013:13:06 <+douglbutt> <ajlobster> Seriously, http://t.co/h5OhJEJ7le, you ok bro? http://t.co/8GoKqVdq66 | |
| mefi.2013:18:41 <+douglbutt> <GangstaHN> Introducin Sodium, a freshly smoked up cryptographic library | |
| mefi.2013:19:32 <+douglbutt> <Puddinstrip> don't give up, Rand. I filibustered my mom for 17 hours before she gave in and bought me parachute pants | |
| mefi.2013:22:14 <+douglbutt> <ActualPerson084> IT'S TRASHCAN FIRE FRIDAY! WHY DID MANAGEMENT APPROVE THIS?? THE OFFICES ARE FILLING WITH SMOKE. SOMEWHERE, THE SOUNDS OF DESKS OVERTURNING. | |
| mefi.2013:11:47 <+douglbutt> <CrowleyTIME> Lindsey Graham going negative, recalls that Rand Paul was only vote against a Senate resolution rejecting containment of nuclear Iran. | |
| mefi.2013:11:48 <+douglbutt> <CrowleyTIME> McCain and Graham, together again. This time defending Obama on drones. | |
| mefi.2013:16:44 <+douglbutt> <AP> BREAKING: Ahead of UN sanctions vote, NKorea vows preemptive nuke strikes against US | |
| mefi.2013:21:23 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:50:55 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:03:16 <+douglbutt> <AuroraMAX> AURORAMAX ALERT • An #aurora is now visible above Yellowknife, Northwest Territories! Watch live in HD: http://t.co/kMY960Gm4S | |
| mefi.2013:10:59 <+douglbutt> <maddow> Ok Reddit, I'm ready! http://t.co/G2tYGrkLDz http://t.co/LFdzEhEcrq | |
| mefi.2013:12:43 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Ahhhhh, much better. http://t.co/9yby5mFGbz | |
| mefi.2013:13:21 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> Heavy snow will shift southeastward across the region, including RI, this afternoon and then exit this evening. http://t.co/AdmgKFPUXc | |
| mefi.2013:14:34 <+douglbutt> <GreatDismal> RT @mediapathic: 3d Printed Gödel, Escher, Bach QR code shadow cube http://t.co/RrGsNc6gTC (god I loved typing that) | |
| mefi.2013:15:53 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 1:02:09 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:05 <+douglbutt> <growingwisdom> Still some heavy bands especially south of Boston. Later you leave work, the better the roads. http://t.co/NQUVjHhCex | |
| mefi.2013:16:26 <+douglbutt> <EricHolthaus> Snow likely over for NJ, NYC, W CT, Huds Vly. Another 1-2" psbl for Suffolk, SE Mass. Latest radar: http://t.co/KRyHrkLLD9 | |
| mefi.2013:17:59 <+douglbutt> <NWSPortland> Somebody's letting off some steam today! Nothing to worry about though, #volcanoes need to vent sometimes too. #wawx http://t.co/6fspYfIf5p | |
| mefi.2013:20:59 <+douglbutt> <gregerskine> VINCE MCMAHON AT A YARD SALE, PERUSING A BOOK ABOUT PALINDROMES AND MURMURING "FIGHT IS.. THIGF? WRESTLE IS ESTLR...ERW? RAW IS... OH WOW" | |
| mefi.2013:21:52 <@douglbutt> <bhobservatory> For Blue Hill Obs, this is the 1st time that 2 snowfalls of 25" or more have occurred in a single winter season in 128 years. | |
| mefi.2013:17:43 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 18:54:38 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:43 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 18:54:33 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:13 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 5:50:22 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:14 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 7:11:33 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:44 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 19:25:46 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:20 <@douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Judge dismisses New York City's ban on large sugary drinks, calling it 'arbitrary and capricious' - @Reuters | |
| mefi.2013:15:38 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 12:33:03 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:58 <@douglbutt> <AdamTuss> Just in: Metro says its clocks were NOT adjusted to daylight saving time this am, meaning peak fares were charged during off peak 930-1030am | |
| mefi.2013:18:39 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 5:21:52 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:55 <@douglbutt> <brownpau> Martha #Kitten watching #HouseOfCards, seems to be a @_KateMara fan. http://t.co/AvwZ731TPa | |
| mefi.2013:22:00 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 1:08:52 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:00:41 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 15:25:57 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:03:01 <@douglbutt> <FreeRepublicTXT> SO, if someone “backs” a gay marriage, is that like a threesome? | |
| mefi.2013:14:45 <@douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Black smoke rises from Vatican chapel, meaning no Pope elected in first ballot - @BBCBreaking, @NBCNews | |
| mefi.2013:16:37 <@douglbutt> <TheOnlyJohnny> Ha! This is hilarious. Oh, us stooped, stooooopid Android people.... | |
| mefi.2013:19:12 <@douglbutt> <douglbutt> fuck pan-starrs, there's a hill in the way #troubles | |
| mefi.2013:23:09 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 5:25:49 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:01:56 <@douglbutt> <AuroraMAX> AURORAMAX ALERT • An #aurora is now visible above Yellowknife, Northwest Territories! Watch live in HD: http://t.co/kMY960Gm4S | |
| mefi.2013:11:00 <@douglbutt> <stevenf> The #17 best-selling netbook on Amazon is a desktop, and #18 is a Bowflex. http://t.co/s639creVxw | |
| mefi.2013:12:28 <@douglbutt> <ELLIE_NOT_CECE> Grace Evans, the sloth. http://t.co/fOSkDBsdm4 | |
| mefi.2013:12:34 <@douglbutt> <DarrellCharlesH> Doug Mainwarng, same-sex marriage will undefine children. this is not progressive, it is regressive. #mnleg | |
| mefi.2013:12:35 <@douglbutt> <DarrellCharlesH> 11 year old Grace Evans asks legislators which parent is not necessary, a mother or a father? DFL Legs look away. #mnleg | |
| mefi.2013:12:45 <@douglbutt> <unconed> Why you should probably care about WebGL, featuring some of my favorite demos: http://t.co/Vd0uCegifu #webgl | |
| mefi.2013:14:07 <@douglbutt> <fart> THE NEW POPE IS ON FIRE, RUN | |
| mefi.2013:14:11 <@douglbutt> <gregerskine> URGENT: MILLIONS OF ONE-CENTIMETER POPES ARE POURING OUT OF THE CHIMNEY, SIGNIFYING THAT HAVE ELECTED A SWARM POPE. REPEAT SWARM POPE ELECTE | |
| mefi.2013:14:48 <@douglbutt> <textfiles> 2001 Computer Shopper issue uploaded. As you can see, the games industry continued to be classy. http://t.co/9SuIFnVwEh | |
| mefi.2013:14:52 <@douglbutt> <gneicco> Just before the new pope steps onto the balcony, the expectant, hushed crowd hears the sound of a toilet flushing from inside the basilica. | |
| mefi.2013:14:55 <@douglbutt> <CrookedNate> "And the new pope is ... OH GOD NO, IT'S THOUSANDS OF SCORPIONS! AHHHHHHHH!" | |
| mefi.2013:15:00 <@douglbutt> <TeaPartyCat> Rick Santorum: "I don't know who the new Pope is yet, but I hope he shares my bigotry." | |
| mefi.2013:15:05 <@douglbutt> <XIANITY> ROME: New Pope to emerge shortly. If he sees his shadow, then its six more weeks of Conclave. | |
| mefi.2013:15:08 <@douglbutt> <mcmanlypants> RT @pramas: If the Cardinals reach their next stretch goal, you get TWO popes. | |
| mefi.2013:15:11 <@douglbutt> <WSJwashington> Obama, asked if there were signs of "white smoke" in today's meeting with House GOP, said the reporter was stretching the analogy. #pope | |
| mefi.2013:15:11 <@douglbutt> <DJ_Eco> I'm sure you heard by now, as it's official: I was selected as the new pope! | |
| mefi.2013:15:14 <@douglbutt> <CattVII> I'm not a racist, but for the sake of the altar boys I hope this new pope isn't black... | |
| mefi.2013:15:15 <@douglbutt> <nbcnightlynews> BREAKING NEWS: New #pope is Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires, Argentina http://t.co/APZB8a3UHO | |
| mefi.2013:15:21 <@douglbutt> <nickbilton> The new Pope, Jorge Mario Bergoglio, said in 2010 that homosexulaity is a “destructive attack on God’s plan.” http://t.co/QzwB85GYLO | |
| mefi.2013:15:21 <@douglbutt> <john_overholt> Boy, I sure hope this doesn't cause the Jesuits to get all full of themselves. | |
| mefi.2013:15:23 <@douglbutt> <Pope_Francis_l> stop making parody accounts you awful, awful people | |
| mefi.2013:19:49 <@douglbutt> <joshmillard> HA HA SUCKERS, I TYPE MY URLS BY HAND EVERY DAY, EVERY TIME, I GOT CARPAL TUNNELS OF STEEL, WHO'S THE RSS-PHOBIC LUDDITE NOW | |
| mefi.2013:20:21 <@douglbutt> <seanmcarroll> With Google Reader shutting down, we can safely say Francis I has had the worst papacy of all time. | |
| mefi.2013:20:29 <@douglbutt> <reederapp> Don't worry, Reeder won't die with Google Reader. | |
| mefi.2013:20:49 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 22:34:59 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:26 <@douglbutt> <wingedpig> Not surprised about Google Reader. RSS aggregation has never been mainstream. I couldn’t figure it out, which is why I sold Bloglines. | |
| mefi.2013:09:57 <@douglbutt> <wingedpig> Not surprised about Google Reader. RSS aggregation has never been mainstream. I couldn’t figure it out, which is why I sold Bloglines. | |
| mefi.2013:11:11 <@douglbutt> <douglbutt> Looking at the JS code posted on GitHub, it certainly looks like SimCity double-spends your Bitcoins | |
| mefi.2013:15:13 <@douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @newsblur Paid money, but get either "everything is on its way" forever, or just a blank nginx error page. Tried dev.newsblur too, same. | |
| mefi.2013:15:31 <@douglbutt> <buttersafe> Google, this .wav of Michael Jordan saying "You guys are nuts" has stayed online since 1996. What's your excuse? http://t.co/BqqVPMgrjS | |
| mefi.2013:17:20 <@douglbutt> <voxeo> @douglbutt Sorry we don't have an ETA, but @voxeostatus / http://t.co/006nmM7wEl will be updated as soon as we have info. | |
| mefi.2013:18:09 <@douglbutt> <voxeo> @douglbutt Sorry we don't have an ETA, but @voxeostatus / http://t.co/006nmM7wEl will be updated as soon as we have info. | |
| mefi.2013:19:05 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 8:46:35 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:07 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 8:35:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:36 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 7:46:35 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:51 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 0:21:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:23:49 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 10:15:07 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:00:50 <@douglbutt> <derekarnold> Ahhhhh, much better. http://t.co/9yby5mFGbz | |
| mefi.2013:04:13 <@douglbutt> <auwx> #Tasmania : Warning to Sheep Graziers for Midlands, South East, East Coast and North East forecast districts: http://t.co/rhk1J9wrXP | |
| mefi.2013:09:43 <@douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> Looking at the long-range trends...looks about as far away from last year as possible. Chilly eastern U.S., more snow chances? | |
| mefi.2013:09:53 <@douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> Looking at the long-range trends...looks about as far away from last year as possible. Chilly eastern U.S., more snow chances? | |
| mefi.2013:10:59 <@douglbutt> <AuroraMAX> AURORAMAX GALLERY • Latest #photo of #aurora borealis above Yellowknife, NWT taken at 23:45 MDT on March 14, 2013. http://t.co/EifaYzkWYv | |
| mefi.2013:14:09 <@douglbutt> <douglbutt> .@simcity also, what ever happened to the idea of patching servers at like 3 in the morning? | |
| mefi.2013:17:04 <@douglbutt> <capitalweather> National Weather Service cutting back on hiring, spending: The National Weather Service, feeling the pressure ... http://t.co/A32JLPfje3 | |
| mefi.2013:18:02 <@douglbutt> <splorp> So, I can upgrade my ADSL connection to 25Mbps, but static IP assignment changes to PPPeO.My Newton doesn’t support PPPeO.Butts. | |
| mefi.2013:18:35 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 19:53:48 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:39 <@douglbutt> <sup3rmark> Two weeks of no pope: baby cured of HIV, breath test for cancer, salt water found on moon of Jupiter. Day one with pope: Google Reader dies. | |
| mefi.2013:00:44 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:21:25 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:03:57 <@douglbutt> <ozjimbob> The price differential between iOS and OSX apps does my head in. $10 for the iPhone app, $50 for the Mac app of the same thing? Fuck off. | |
| mefi.2013:05:03 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 5:15:17 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:34 <@douglbutt> <kurtjmac> Setting up estimated state taxes, they wonder "Will you be legally blind by December 31, 2013?" Umm... would it be financially advantageous? | |
| mefi.2013:19:35 <@douglbutt> <ClydeHaberman> Palin at CPAC orders president, "Do your job." This from someone who blithely walked away from her job as governor. | |
| mefi.2013:23:36 <@douglbutt> <007GAL> Remember don't be mean about the Akld quake, they dont get them often! #eqnz | |
| mefi.2013:00:46 <@douglbutt> <baddadjokes> When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. | |
| mefi.2013:05:16 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 23:12:05 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:07:41 <@douglbutt> <BBCWorld> #PopeFrancis sends first tweet as @Pontifex, thanking followers and asking them to pray for him http://t.co/qWaAvaJ1AN | |
| mefi.2013:07:41 <@douglbutt> <Pontifex> Dear friends, I thank you from my heart and I ask you to continue to pray for me. Pope Francis. | |
| mefi.2013:08:14 <@douglbutt> <growingwisdom> Another snowstorm for much of New England. Still thinking up to a foot west of 495 and into NH, ME. Horrible commute conditions Tues AM. | |
| mefi.2013:13:16 <@douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> Run away: Irish servant girl, named Honor Bryant, of short stature, dark hair, down look, has remarkable large breasts. DE1757 | |
| mefi.2013:14:25 <@douglbutt> <gpsmedia> South end party closed down. 4 kegs seized, approx 300 young adults sent on way. LLA charge laid against home owner. | |
| mefi.2013:20:50 <@douglbutt> <dril> my girl beliefs own, my sex beliefs own, my god beliefs own, my page owns, i m always yelled at, im always hacked , im garbage and thank you | |
| mefi.2013:01:13 <@douglbutt> <AuroraMAX> AURORAMAX GALLERY • Latest #photo of #aurora borealis above Yellowknife, NWT taken at 04:25 MDT on March 17, 2013. http://t.co/60qiNmRoFI | |
| mefi.2013:01:51 <@douglbutt> <WeatherWatchNZ> Developing: Band of thunderstorms & heavy showers across parts of the lower North Is, especially TARANAKI & HAWKES BAY | |
| mefi.2013:13:58 <@douglbutt> <washingtonpost> Wipe the counters, stock the shelves. When it's the first of the month, this is life in a hungry town. http://t.co/ZrmhhQ9YFr #foodstamps | |
| mefi.2013:14:02 <@douglbutt> <thurrott> Exclusive: Google to discontinue Keep, the note-taking web service it hasn't announced yet, after users adopt it. | |
| mefi.2013:16:39 <@douglbutt> <stormchaser4850> Developing: Tennis ball-sized hail has reportedly busted out windows of multiple vehicle near Redwood in Warren Co., MS (3:15 pm CDT) | |
| mefi.2013:17:18 <@douglbutt> <WCL_Shawn> NEW: Report of person with head trauma due to baseball-size #hail in Clinton, MS #MSwx | |
| mefi.2013:17:45 <@douglbutt> <weatherchannel> Storm with history of golfball+ hail heading directly twd America's busiest airport, Hartsfield-Jackson in #ATL. HUGE damage potential. | |
| mefi.2013:19:33 <@douglbutt> <bryanwx> Big time Hail damage to a home in Pearl, MS via Erika Blahizzle on Facebook. #mswx http://t.co/mykAKGuCPe | |
| mefi.2013:21:13 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 6:57:41 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:14 <@douglbutt> <derekarnold> OK I am eating/drinking my first Shamrock Shake. My first thoughts: tastes like salty mint syrup, possibly some kind of surfactant. B+ total | |
| mefi.2013:01:01 <@douglbutt> <BreakingNews> 37 killed, more than 15 injured when private bus falls off bridge in India - @ndtv http://t.co/MNz0r7hiyJ | |
| mefi.2013:09:21 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (6 days, 22:45:18 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:27 <@douglbutt> <MaxisGuillaume> @belmikey just in QA's queue, along w/ a bunch of other changes | |
| mefi.2013:12:24 <@douglbutt> <dozba> Bought a computer, set off the @Citi fraud alarm on my card. They texted me to ask if it was legit, replied "Yes". Great tech solve. | |
| mefi.2013:14:34 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 9:15:47 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:20 <@douglbutt> <mathowie> It pains me as a native Southern Californian to say this, but after having my first Five Guys burger/fries, it was better than In-N-Out. | |
| mefi.2013:15:45 <@douglbutt> <Five_Guys> @douglbutt Sorry, no plans for Des Moines at the moment. | |
| mefi.2013:19:40 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 22:15:17 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:50 <@douglbutt> <douglbutt> uhoh pope got appointed, look busy/not gay | |
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| mefi.2013:12:52 <@douglbutt> <jacker> Whoa made 138 in 3 hrs Proof http://t.co/IZUxk0lu & made 700 yesterday Go here and drop 9, worth it: http://t.co/l9SmSR2y | |
| mefi.2013:16:52 <@douglbutt> <MaxisGuillaume> @GordMcLeod @WeLoveCantimari We haven't done that piece yet, but it's being worked on | |
| mefi.2013:19:32 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 7:33:39 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:36 <@douglbutt> <text_quest> Hey Shepard Fairey, how about you design my big gay fist into your face, idiot. | |
| mefi.2013:11:18 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 21:53:34 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:38 <@douglbutt> <EddieRobson> It's amazing to think that when it launched seven years ago, Twitter looked like this http://t.co/vKCTAeATUa | |
| mefi.2013:14:29 <@douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 22:29:50 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:29 <@douglbutt> <klout> We're excited to announce 'Klout for Business', a new product to help brands maximize engagement with influencers! http://t.co/MbHlhyXOWn | |
| mefi.2013:16:44 <@douglbutt> <SendGrid> Effective immediately, @AdriaRichards has been terminated from @SendGrid. For more details, please see http://t.co/5sZOVkDlq7 | |
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| mefi.2013:22:07 <@douglbutt> <adriarichards> Ben Horowitz interviewing Steve Stoute, music and advertising legend w/ Kimberly, Cathryn, @kisharichardson [pic]: http://t.co/T9B18fzWK3 | |
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| mefi.2013:08:29 <+douglbutt> <GarySzatkowski> Hey, did you hear they may be a storm early next week? With more snow?? 03Z SREF ensemble says 8+ inches snow!! http://t.co/qoUIaU2xVI | |
| mefi.2013:09:29 <+douglbutt> <DrShepherd2013> Recent PNAS hurricane paper, interesting how people are picking up on 7x, the paper stated 2-7x ( caution urged, 7x exaggerated in my view) | |
| mefi.2013:10:17 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (6 days, 1:08:45 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2013:11:46 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> @joshhafner @scottrocketship It's not anything. There are drive letters but no backslashes, but double forward slashes. #nerdalert | |
| mefi.2013:13:42 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> Sorry I've been away for a while, I was at the fabric shop looking for new material. | |
| mefi.2013:13:43 <+douglbutt> <codinghorror> @gknauss well, actually, only one of those is a team. | |
| mefi.2013:13:45 <+douglbutt> <ReutersLegal> On March 22, 1972 #SCOTUS decided a case that established the right of unmarried people to possess #contraception http://t.co/IPIH7rvBvX | |
| mefi.2013:20:15 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 0:37:46 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:23 <+douglbutt> <Summer_Ash> RT @ronfrankl: Jeez, 8 million people in NYC, and not one of you managed to take a cell phone picture of the meteor? #FAIL #nycmeteor | |
| mefi.2013:05:30 <+douglbutt> <neiltyson> My first ever In-N-Out burger, by the way. Given a hat in honor of the occasion. (photo by @BrDePrima) http://t.co/tf9vmznCRn | |
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| mefi.2013:01:17 <+douglbutt> <effettethug> OK, so after insisting on using the internet without my supervision, this is my daughters homework. http://t.co/3rKZWl2579 | |
| mefi.2013:15:29 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> Severe storms downed 5 fixed cameras at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando, FL. Play suspended. Unlikely final round finishes today. | |
| mefi.2013:01:17 <+douglbutt> <derekarnold> Sandwich idea: Grilled ham and pineapple slice(s) on grilled pita, maybe, I don't know, I just live on this planet | |
| mefi.2013:06:48 <+douglbutt> <BBCWorld> 1,000 dead ducks are pulled from a river in Sichuan, China http://t.co/BDSVtBTiXT | |
| mefi.2013:07:43 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Adelaide, capital of South Australia, from space. The square of downtown parks really stands out. http://t.co/tcyJC05IXW | |
| mefi.2013:08:02 <+douglbutt> <scotusreporter> Chief justice's cousin will attend Prop 8 hearing as his guest, and she's bringing the woman she wants to marry http://t.co/yPmblkAz0m | |
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| mefi.2013:14:47 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt edge play: refers to rough and deviant sex play, intercourse and foreplay http://t.co/oMGDfEk8jS | |
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| mefi.2013:02:50 <+douglbutt> <W7VOA> KPA top command declares "all artillery troops, including strategic rocket & long-range artillery units under class-A combat readiness." | |
| mefi.2013:11:57 <+douglbutt> <TMobile> Today @TMobile is launching 4G LTE in #Houston, #KansasCity, #LasVegas, #Phoenix, #SanJose #Baltimore & #DC. #SimpleChoice | |
| mefi.2013:11:59 <+douglbutt> <TMobile> The wait is over. iPhone 5 has come to @TMobile. Available 4/12, pre-register now http://t.co/bvWcOBuEtk #SimpleChoice | |
| mefi.2013:12:51 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (19 days, 1:55:25 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:55 <+douglbutt> <colinmeloy> So many old, frightened men making old, frightened decisions. #SCOTUS #northdakota | |
| mefi.2013:15:12 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> I support the right of union between one man and as many bags of Funyuns as he can afford. Inalienable, onionable, Funyunable. | |
| mefi.2013:15:51 <+douglbutt> <Disalmanac> Today in 1874, Robert Frost was born. Faced with two roads, he took the one less travelled by, and that's how he ended up in fucking Boise. | |
| mefi.2013:17:01 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 4:55:49 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:18 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> BREAKING: Police: Mentally ill man with rifle walking around shooting in Northeast Tacoma, WA. STAY IN YOUR HOMES - @BrandiKruse | |
| mefi.2013:19:37 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> BREAKING: Gunman in Tacoma's Browns Point area contained inside his residence, but believed to have multiple weapons; SWAT on way - @Q13FOX | |
| mefi.2013:20:20 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt granny panty: A way of describing something that is "uncool", "lame" or "shitty" by de... http://t.co/c2WLhgg1r6 | |
| mefi.2013:20:48 <+douglbutt> <nknewsorg> The alert is a 진돗개 (jindogae) alert, issued when the North launches a provocation or sends spies to the South. | |
| mefi.2013:20:48 <+douglbutt> <nknewsorg> BREAKING: South Korean military issues alert in Hwacheon, near border with North Korea | |
| mefi.2013:21:15 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 20:11:24 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:36 <+douglbutt> <nknewsorg> And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Bambi's mother died. | |
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| mefi.2013:22:08 <+douglbutt> <DLeonhardt> In 1983, a smaller share of Americans approved of interracial marriage (43%) than approve of same-sex marriage now. http://t.co/GdC8wzh014 | |
| mefi.2013:23:20 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 6:12:28 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:04:01 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> "Yes, in the back." Mr. President what is your stance on giving 5 Hour Energy to wolves. "I think it's rad as shit." Thank you. | |
| mefi.2013:08:51 <+douglbutt> <JPFredrikson> Want to know more about the 5 biggest refugee emergencies in 2013? Maps and Stats, go to http://t.co/uPwcDGO5Va #refugees #UNHCR | |
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| mefi.2013:11:39 <+douglbutt> <jonathanstray> When data is published, but useless: every advocate for open data needs to read up on @propublica's scraping odyssey http://t.co/nyGEkqde8G | |
| mefi.2013:14:50 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (18 days, 18:24:55 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:58 <+douglbutt> <mtredden> And RBG only drinks whole milk goddammit RT @AdamSerwer Ginsburg: DOMA creates two kinds of marriage, "Full marriage" & "skim milk marriage" | |
| mefi.2013:16:57 <+douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> Kardell, the druggist, has started a chicken yard in his front window. His scheme is to boom chicken dope for making hens lay. MO1913 | |
| mefi.2013:21:43 <+douglbutt> <QUTmedia> Growing a beard over Easter? Studies show beards block 90-95% of UV rays, catch dust & pollen & retain moisture #6SecondScience | |
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| mefi.2013:14:37 <+douglbutt> <jayrosen_nyu> "Of the links that make it to Reddit’s front page, 52 percent had been shared at least once before." What that means: http://t.co/MfrCAc6cXm | |
| mefi.2013:15:20 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> Betts, I'm sorry. I just assumed that any grandchildren we had would be dishwasher-safe. | |
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| mefi.2013:16:14 <+douglbutt> <noahWG> For those of you having a slow day, here's a video of Indian flying fox cunnilingus. NSFW obviously, if you're a bat: http://t.co/XS09TE048U | |
| mefi.2013:16:58 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> Betts, I'm sorry. I just assumed that any grandchildren we had would be dishwasher-safe. | |
| mefi.2013:18:44 <+douglbutt> <kibblesmith> "Actually Mikey," explained Donatello, "the impact damage from the planes meant the steel wouldn't need to melt for the towers to collapse." | |
| mefi.2013:19:41 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> Tonight's Finale: Soyuz Rocket Launch - the moment of ignition, as-seen from their target, the Space Station. http://t.co/MEr9yP1D36 | |
| mefi.2013:19:47 <+douglbutt> <Kevin_Church> Iman storms into the living room, holding up a vinyl copy of LET'S DANCE."Who is she, Daveed?""Who is whom, love?""Zis...CHINESE GIRL!" | |
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| mefi.2013:13:50 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> Marlborough. You can take the cowboy off the trail, but you can't take the drainage tubes out of his lungs. Seriously, he needs those. | |
| mefi.2013:13:51 <+douglbutt> <Sloth> Require Congressmen&Senators to wear logos of their financial backers on their clothing, much like NASCAR drivers do. http://t.co/vFdvFUR1Uv | |
| mefi.2013:13:54 <+douglbutt> <ChuckGrassley> 130ppl JohnDeere Waterloo Qs: Obamacare, Medicaid, Ethanol, DHS buying 1.3B bullets, UN TreatyonDisabilities, Guns, FiscalCliff, immigration | |
| mefi.2013:17:20 <+douglbutt> <pickleboot> Dear hip, I hate you. | |
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| mefi.2013:06:11 <+douglbutt> <GaryDelaney> The Easter story is really just a metaphor for IT support. 'Well, maybe if you turn him off then on again?' | |
| mefi.2013:10:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (6 days, 10:44:39 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:36 <+douglbutt> <juffy> @TurnbullMalcolm I think you mean "faster to construct", not "quicker", since FTTN would be far slower. That being the whole point. | |
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| mefi.2013:08:14 <+douglbutt> <conniereagan> Since #google decided to honor Cesar Chavez today instead of Jesus Christ, I returned the favor and deleted Google+. Happy Easter! | |
| mefi.2013:11:13 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 13:20:26 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:57 <+douglbutt> <RGIII> Good conversation with @BarackObama Wise words, & much appreciated http://t.co/EVvEcYkwtD | |
| mefi.2013:16:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 19:54:04 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:43 <+douglbutt> <joshmillard> God dammit, Google Analytics, don't break my heart with an april fools joke of a bunch of ISS traffic on Larp Trek. Christ. | |
| mefi.2013:21:24 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (11 days, 21:59:00 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2013:21:55 <+douglbutt> <conniereagan> Since #google decided to honor Cesar Chavez today instead of Jesus Christ, I returned the favor and deleted Google+. Happy Easter! | |
| mefi.2013:23:26 <+douglbutt> <AnnieM4Life> @douglbutt the app from iTunes, I was wrong, just tweeted so | |
| mefi.2013:23:28 <+douglbutt> <robbercat> ok glass, call gordon. joker's loose in gotham. what do you mean i have to sign in with my real name-- oh crap it's logging my location UNDO | |
| mefi.2013:11:32 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> Yes, at IKEA, assembly is required. But the disassembly? That takes care of itself. | |
| mefi.2013:11:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:39:11 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:57 <+douglbutt> <Cmdr_Hadfield> I don't know what it is or what it wants, but it keeps repeating "Sloof Lirpa" over and over. Alert the press. http://t.co/iuoeESMQwt | |
| mefi.2013:16:10 <+douglbutt> <aparnapkin> APRIL FOOLS PRANK: leave the country, start a new life | |
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| mefi.2013:20:36 <+douglbutt> <fart> of the 75 most popular http://t.co/iuAmA8dPnL users, 2 are men with my little pony avatars, and 2 are women. the rest are men and companies | |
| mefi.2013:21:16 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (8 days, 16:46:31 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:10:18 <+douglbutt> <HEI> $H stck qt, Pr 1: 43.23 -0.18 (-0.41%). #nvwls | |
| mefi.2013:10:21 <+douglbutt> <heishe> Yay, free CTA rides! Happy NYE! | |
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| mefi.2013:18:31 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> Warning: Use of Crisco may cause some chest pain. Also, it will definitely cause a lot of chest pain. | |
| mefi.2013:22:13 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (6 days, 22:53:27 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:08:12 <+douglbutt> <Pollytics> Well, the Europeans did start two world wars and pointlessly slaughter themselves. Of course Bitcoin investment would make sense o_O | |
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| mefi.2013:16:53 <+douglbutt> <0xabad1dea> Oh btw http://t.co/sqNFDeqlZk was popped. The value of bitcoin outpaced the security practices of those storing it, I guess… | |
| mefi.2013:16:54 <+douglbutt> <AFP> Full story as North Korea dramatically escalates rhetoric, warning that war could break out "today or tomorrow" http://t.co/EA5iUGwlUx | |
| mefi.2013:05:19 <+douglbutt> <JLLLOW> Greater Manchester Police have become the first in England to officially recognise hate crimes against goths, emos http://t.co/RWbkgKd9OQ | |
| mefi.2013:11:39 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> I like bananas. But, I like testicular atrophy more. | |
| mefi.2013:12:00 <+douglbutt> <MtGox> @binarybits @dksdan can confirm we are eating ddos right now, and for some reason Prolexic didn't block it | |
| mefi.2013:14:33 <+douglbutt> <jessicard> if you hate someone, endorse them on linkedin for SOAP APIs and waterfall methodologies | |
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| mefi.2013:16:09 <+douglbutt> <daveweigel> To whatever cartoonist currently sketching a "St. Peter gives a thumbs up at the Pearly Gates" 'toon, please just don't | |
| mefi.2013:17:31 <+douglbutt> <leducviolet> Rip Roger Ebert, of his many achievements, perhaps pissing off self righteous video game nerds was the greatest. Sleep well sweet prince | |
| mefi.2013:19:34 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> in the game of thrones, you either win or you lose, or it's a tie. but what matters is that everyone had fun | |
| mefi.2013:02:26 <+douglbutt> <NZGetThru> Daylight saving ends 3am Sunday, clocks go BACK to 2am. Fire Service promotion save 35% on a smoke alarm https://t.co/h2pjm1YGi2 | |
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| mefi.2013:14:04 <+douglbutt> <TNG_S8> Q hosts a temporal Q reunion on the Enterprise, invites all his past selves. Worf vows to crush whoever started the "Worf has a tail" rumor. | |
| mefi.2013:15:57 <+douglbutt> <willsommer> George Washington student jokes about Office Space, gets visited by police. http://t.co/v0sP4vk9Vr | |
| mefi.2013:18:04 <+douglbutt> <wusa9> A 5-year-old girl who was apparently playing, was killed when the garage door closed, crushing the child: Charles County Sheriffs Office #MD | |
| mefi.2013:18:10 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 22:57:30 since last time) | |
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| mefi.2013:16:22 <+douglbutt> <erinpolgreen> No lie, this just happened @ the airport: "We're looking for a passenger...Bueller? Bueller? Bueller to the podium." | |
| mefi.2013:18:54 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 5:17:10 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:43 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:05:09 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:49 <+douglbutt> <powerwolf> I'm in line to win a 32GB iPad from #Afrihost, all I had to do was follow their CEO on twitter - http://bit.ly/twitteripada | |
| mefi.2013:15:08 < douglbutt> <Dwolla_Support> @douglbutt (1/2) If you deactivate your Dwolla account, there will not be a way to receive those Dwolla payments. If there's more info you | |
| mefi.2013:16:03 < douglbutt> <dylanw> Margaret Thatcher is far more beloved in the US than in the UK, which is the case of most old, outdated British things. | |
| mefi.2013:22:27 < douglbutt> <DrDeke> .@PhoneTrips Call +51 1 222-9999 for an interesting intercept. It doesn't seem to sup, and says the number has been changed to 1234567890 ! | |
| mefi.2013:12:12 <+douglbutt> <modavari> Strong quake near sole #Iran nuclear plant kills 32, injures 850 @AFP http://t.co/hJHxTzNLDc | |
| mefi.2013:15:29 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Police: 14 victims in Texas college stabbing, 2 in critical condition; unknown exactly what weapon used - @KPRCLocal2 http://t.co/zqEdLegKhc | |
| mefi.2013:15:56 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt Raphael: Ninja Turtle, named after artist Raffaello Sanzio (Santi). http://t.co/fgt9F4slow | |
| mefi.2013:17:04 <+douglbutt> <IAmNorthKorea> As North Korea threatens enemies with "stern physical actions," Supreme Leader demonstrates, DOING PULL-UPS, WEARING A CONCRETE HAT. | |
| mefi.2013:17:49 <+douglbutt> <NWSNewYorkNY> Record highs set today: EWR - 85, JFK - 83, ISP - 82, BDR - 81. All previous records were set in 1991. #njwx #nywx #ctwx | |
| mefi.2013:20:16 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> To disable that awful new @GoogleChrome context menu, add flag --disable-new-menu-style: http://t.co/LNMhsmw5I8 (via @vnangia, @lifehacker) | |
| mefi.2013:20:40 <+douglbutt> <JohnJohnsonson> If you’re talking about Jesus our Mexican gardener, FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. RT @Pontifex How beautiful is the gaze with which Jesus regards us | |
| mefi.2013:21:06 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Wind broke the windows in a police car near Humboldt, Neb. at 6:50 p.m. CDT. | |
| mefi.2013:21:06 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Wind combined with 1 inch hail broke the windows of a police car in near Humboldt, Neb. | |
| mefi.2013:22:04 <+douglbutt> <pdouglasweather> Pass the smelling salts: WSI RPM prints out 20" near MSP. Not expecting that much, but 6-12"+ looking more likely. http://t.co/KQoRwH0YTq | |
| mefi.2013:22:16 <+douglbutt> <jess7bennett> RIP @Tumblr Editorial. Yeah, for realzies. http://t.co/0CzeoVPBoi | |
| mefi.2013:08:47 <+douglbutt> <GreatDismal> RT @stephwen @GreatDismal What do you personally think about bitcoin, William? ["Dunning-Kruggerands" funniest description so far] | |
| mefi.2013:10:36 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 19:01:26 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:22 <+douglbutt> <htmlmencken> "Belial, Cthulhu, Moloch, Mrs. Thatcher," they call out in unison, "have we pleased thee?" Ground splits asunder in resounding affirmative. | |
| mefi.2013:14:10 <+douglbutt> <Sharon_Paley> I will pay you, in actual American dollars, to stop talking about bitcoin. | |
| mefi.2013:14:13 <+douglbutt> <BenjySarlin> Spring sure was great, I'll never forget those 36 hours. | |
| mefi.2013:17:23 <+douglbutt> <Happy_Loam> Bitcoin: What you need, when you need it. | |
| mefi.2013:19:41 <+douglbutt> <4cast4you> Bravo, @NWSSPC. Last 60 minutes of WeatherBug lightning data with Convective Outlook for today. http://t.co/pIne77l9UN | |
| mefi.2013:20:11 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> JFK Tower: "We're showing winds calm, I'm not quite sure I believe that." | |
| mefi.2013:22:18 <+douglbutt> <nynjpaweather> This line of thunderstorms will impact C/S NJ and SE PA with very heavy downpours, wind gusts over 50 mph, and frequent lightning | |
| mefi.2013:23:54 <+douglbutt> <StephenAtHome> If we took all the guns out of video games, Oregon Trail would just be about some poor family dying of dysentery while their oxen drown. | |
| mefi.2013:00:01 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 4:49:04 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:01:14 <+douglbutt> <pompomtom> Best google street view evar. Bravo SA, you're all class...http://t.co/kz89DfFP7s | |
| mefi.2013:09:55 <+douglbutt> <bengodar> Budweiser's Made in America festival, featuring Phoenix! American! | |
| mefi.2013:12:38 <+douglbutt> <text_quest> This entire ad campaign is fucking disgusting. I hate you so much, you disgusting, shit flecked bears. @Charmin | |
| mefi.2013:13:08 <+douglbutt> <NWSRaleigh> After a warm day with highs in the 80s, strong to severe storms will be possible late this evening/overnight. http://t.co/Ik33gNGYMb #ncwx | |
| mefi.2013:16:42 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 3:13:02 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:47 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 2:39:48 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:59 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 5:24:08 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:05 <+douglbutt> <mattyglesias> It’s not anecdotal evidence, it’s artisanal data. | |
| mefi.2013:21:06 <+douglbutt> <ML_Hipster> Prepared a camera-ready version of my paper. Set the font to Lucida Console, tore the sides, spilled coffee on it. Can't wait for the shoot. | |
| mefi.2013:21:16 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 13:11:07 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:41 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 23:48:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:44 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 13:40:13 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:40 <+douglbutt> <DVSblast> "Hi folks, I'm Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the environment. But there's nothing "the environment" about childhood obesity" | |
| mefi.2013:02:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 21:41:53 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:09:57 <+douglbutt> <DepressedDarth> Kid Rock says he's embarrassed to be a republican, I think he should be more embarrassed to be Kid Rock. | |
| mefi.2013:11:17 <+douglbutt> <JamalGirlJamal> Pick a card, girl, any card. Now put it back in the deck. Was it the king of hearts? Of course it was. Love, Jamal. | |
| mefi.2013:11:35 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 23:13:00 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:55 <+douglbutt> <nikcub> MtGox has been hacked, apparently. Here are ~1000 usernames and emails: http://t.co/LXNVuF0p7N tip @techmeme | |
| mefi.2013:13:51 <+douglbutt> <JamalGirlJamal> Never take a date to Red Lobster. Not even during Lobsterfest. Love, Jamal. | |
| mefi.2013:16:55 <+douglbutt> <NWS_Western_US> April 12 is the anniversary of the strongest winds measured by an anemometer in N America, 231 mph at 6288 ft., Mt. Washington, NH (1934). | |
| mefi.2013:19:09 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 0:43:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:19:53 <+douglbutt> <arun> @dougturner @jvaleski That gratitude goes for me, too. Hack projects like Project Gizmo are validated by the fact that the web won. | |
| mefi.2013:20:17 <+douglbutt> <RepJackKimble> #Gosnell killed babies and endangered women and if there's one thing the GOP has always stood for, it's protecting women and children | |
| mefi.2013:20:33 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> he was trying to give his cat a blowjob in the stomachal region, when the cat fucked him the fuck up | |
| mefi.2013:20:38 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> when kids have nightmares, i am what they see. | |
| mefi.2013:16:31 <+douglbutt> <DVSblast> "Hi folks, I'm Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the environment. But there's nothing "the environment" about childhood obesity" | |
| mefi.2013:23:28 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 5:12:07 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:18:03 <+douglbutt> <AynRand> "Every damn fool thing you do in this life, you pay for" Édith Piaf | |
| mefi.2013:18:04 <+douglbutt> <genghis> doing laundry, eeeeh | |
| mefi.2013:18:04 <+douglbutt> <pi> ka, was ich jemals mach, aber 95% aller tätigkeiten, die informatiker gewöhnlich machen, wären mir viel zu eintönig und dumm. | |
| mefi.2013:18:11 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 1:47:37 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:37 <+douglbutt> <stormchaser4850> Developing: Tornado WARNING including Cape Canaveral, FL and the Kennedy Space Center until 9:30 pm EDT http://t.co/qQY1wsYZSH | |
| mefi.2013:21:11 <+douglbutt> <stormchaser4850> Developing: New tornado WARNING issued for Cape Canaveral, FL and Patrick Air Force Base until 10 pm EDT http://t.co/mOHrtSDycD | |
| mefi.2013:21:23 <+douglbutt> <stormchaser4850> Developing: New tornado WARNING issued for Cape Canaveral, FL and Patrick Air Force Base until 10 pm EDT http://t.co/mOHrtSDycD | |
| mefi.2013:23:23 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 11:00:25 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:44 <+douglbutt> <nsj> LeBron James, weather spotter? King James turned in a storm report Saturday night (h/t @WxNick @RLewelling) https://t.co/arXrEUbYTB | |
| mefi.2013:12:17 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 23:16:19 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:24 <+douglbutt> <JamalGirlJamal> The boss says he needs the file on the Adams account. You open your file cabinet and there is Jamal. Surprise. Love, Jamal. | |
| mefi.2013:14:33 <+douglbutt> <KenJennings> If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan" | |
| mefi.2013:15:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 4:19:21 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 15:52:48 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:13 <+douglbutt> <ReformedBroker> Here's the explosion in Boston Marathon detonating, this looks very bad https://t.co/rG9GyqTODX | |
| mefi.2013:15:42 <+douglbutt> <UNlTEDSTATES> Violence against non-combatants is the blot of thugs, cowards, and fools. | |
| mefi.2013:16:06 <+douglbutt> <philipaklein> If you want to avoid speculation, follow @GarrettQuinn who is tweeting from the scene in Boston. | |
| mefi.2013:16:23 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 15:37:31 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:27 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 22:19:11 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:33 <+douglbutt> <redraven> working, watching football | |
| mefi.2013:16:46 <+douglbutt> <MarlowNYC> "Authorities have a identified a suspect, who is currently being guarded in a Boston hospital with shrapnel wounds." http://t.co/3vMJgP08TS | |
| mefi.2013:16:59 <+douglbutt> <AliAbunimah> 20 car bombs kill dozens, injure hundreds in Baghdad and other Iraqi cities today http://t.co/trBd9K2js7 | |
| mefi.2013:17:56 <+douglbutt> <YesYoureRacist> RT @TLyonP: Of course someone of middle eastern descent is to blame, f*cking piece of sh*t arabs | |
| mefi.2013:20:41 <+douglbutt> <WSJ> Breaking: Officials found what they believe are five additional, undetonated explosive devices in Boston area. http://t.co/EHpOeRNgcZ | |
| mefi.2013:21:39 <+douglbutt> <atotalmonet> Turning off the news for tonight, going for a run tomorrow morning and thanking God that I can. | |
| mefi.2013:21:43 <+douglbutt> <netw3rk> "Governor, is this a false flag attack?" "Yup. Well, sorry guys looks like the jig is up. Now we'll never be able to take their guns.' | |
| mefi.2013:22:32 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:32:54 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:54 <+douglbutt> <TerryMoran> #Boston police officer tells me bombs were packed with small metal objects meant to maim--nails, zippers, blades. | |
| mefi.2013:23:19 <+douglbutt> <TerryMoran> #Boston police officer tells me bombs were packed with small metal objects meant to maim--nails, zippers, blades. | |
| mefi.2013:23:47 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 21:53:02 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:00:00 <+douglbutt> <janus303> When reporters are asking each other how they feel on air, it's time to move on. It's not about you, assholes. Do group therapy off the air. | |
| mefi.2013:10:19 <+douglbutt> <urbandictionary> @douglbutt crudite: carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hor... http://t.co/PevnnG9Hqr | |
| mefi.2013:10:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 20:36:09 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:17 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 0:34:43 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:11:36 <+douglbutt> <BloombergNews> Passengers of flight 1716 deplaned, in secure building at Boston Logan Airport as suspicious bag inspected: US Airways | |
| mefi.2013:12:42 <+douglbutt> <AP> BREAKING: Person briefed on probe: Boston explosives made of pressure cookers with metal, ball bearings -MM | |
| mefi.2013:13:25 <+douglbutt> <baconmeteor> It's time to send a clear signal to terrorists: any time you kill an American, we vow to completely lose our shit and cover it nonstop | |
| mefi.2013:13:50 <+douglbutt> <miss_raej> Snarky guy in coffee queue eyes off my Bioshock Infinite t-shirt, suggests I "probably haven't even played it". So I told him the ending. | |
| mefi.2013:15:32 <+douglbutt> <ee_stu> So, my brother-in-law has resigned from his 9-to-5 job in spectacular fashion. Jerry Maguire meets Masterchef. http://t.co/4JB1gPp1kj | |
| mefi.2013:16:03 <+douglbutt> <fart> “Red Hat, Hortonworks prep OpenStack for Hadoop” bloopity blarp preps grub tickler for lip balm tumble rubble | |
| mefi.2013:16:49 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 8:17:29 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:28 <+douglbutt> <ozjimbob> @douglbutt KLIA wifi blocks IRC, are any of you bloody and dismembered? Or more than usual, anyway? | |
| mefi.2013:18:22 <+douglbutt> <cnnbrk> Envelope containing #ricin was addressed to U.S. senator, though we don't know which one. http://t.co/scCWKCooVe | |
| mefi.2013:20:14 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 5:56:22 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:21:31 <+douglbutt> <mattdpearce> What's the best stuff (essays, writing) you guys have read about Boston? Thinking of putting together a list of recommended pieces. | |
| mefi.2013:22:05 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Leaving Salisbury. Met up with @h_m_m for a bite at an idyllic little coffeehouse, and got a Nikon 1 J1 to replace the dropped NEX3. | |
| mefi.2013:23:04 <+douglbutt> <EverythingWX> Looking over everything this evening, I would expect the SPC to downgrade to a slight risk for day 1. | |
| mefi.2013:09:59 <+douglbutt> <lowtax> I don't want to sound racist, but every single thing living in the ocean is stupid and creepy as hell | |
| mefi.2013:10:19 <+douglbutt> <arun> @dougturner @jvaleski That gratitude goes for me, too. Hack projects like Project Gizmo are validated by the fact that the web won. | |
| mefi.2013:10:32 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> @douglbutt no pix or vidz of airport fountain. US airways flies out of the ghetto terminal, not the swanky fountain one. | |
| mefi.2013:11:21 <+douglbutt> <WSJbreakingnews> A letter addressed to President Obama initially tested positive for poison ricin, officials said. http://t.co/Wdy2SYXvSt | |
| mefi.2013:11:48 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (7 days, 20:08:43 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:48 <+douglbutt> <WCVB> #BREAKING: According to @WuWCVB, an arrest in #BostonMarathon bombing is imminent or has already taken place. | |
| mefi.2013:14:03 <+douglbutt> <BreakingNews> Warrant: Wife of ex-justice confesses, says husband shot Kaufman County DA, his wife and prosecutor - @dallasnews http://t.co/xquYZUiRHS | |
| mefi.2013:15:07 <+douglbutt> <ReutersUS> Security officials clear Boston courthouse -- order court staff, attorneys, media to leave -- Reuters witness #breaking | |
| mefi.2013:15:19 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 23:10:47 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:01 <+douglbutt> <chuck> I'm at @EWebstyle (Houston, TX) http://t.co/30NNYV007X | |
| mefi.2013:19:14 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> For an introvert, getting a haircut from a new barber/stylist is like signing up for a bad blind date that lasts 45min. | |
| mefi.2013:21:27 <+douglbutt> <NWSFortWorth> Recent ground shaking felt around North & Central Texas could have been caused by an explosion at a fertilizer plant in West, Texas. | |
| mefi.2013:22:03 <+douglbutt> <allhazardsblog> Scanner: lots of buildings still on fire, lots of people still trapped including in hazmat "red zone" #waco explosion | |
| mefi.2013:22:14 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> BREAKING: Hospital told to anticipate 100 people W/ injuries after West, TX explosion, hospital CEO tells #CNN - @jakeacarpenter | |
| mefi.2013:22:23 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Hops are a vegetable, right? http://t.co/6cEBumYCgq | |
| mefi.2013:23:42 <+douglbutt> <wfaachannel8> West ISD (@WestISD) reports all residents of 2,849 population West, Texas asked by authorities to evacuate. | |
| mefi.2013:23:49 <+douglbutt> <MASCOonABC2> From @kwtx Dr. George Smith, Director of West EMS: He believes there are 60 to 70 dead and hundreds injured. #GMM #ABC2 | |
| mefi.2013:14:34 <+douglbutt> <weathernetwork> This is the first severe t-storm watch of 2013 in Canada, so let's review some safety tips: http://t.co/ZzTZcazEW0 #onstorm #twn | |
| mefi.2013:14:36 <+douglbutt> <TheAtlanticWire> Update: Via @Salon, The NY Post is sticking by its story of posting photo of 2 innocent men on their cover http://t.co/k92vrj4Q5b | |
| mefi.2013:15:50 <+douglbutt> <ABC7> #BREAKINGNEWS Campus of @CalStateLA has been evacuated due to bomb threat, according to Cal State Office of Regents | |
| mefi.2013:16:12 <+douglbutt> <jcarbaugh> Comforted by the fact that no matter how much I screw up in life, CNN will always be worse. | |
| mefi.2013:17:17 <+douglbutt> <WCL_Shawn> West, TX Mayor to NBC News: 30-40 missing after plant blast, 5 are firefighters; 1 fatality confirmed today | |
| mefi.2013:19:36 <+douglbutt> <mikeseidel> Historic flooding in Grand Rapids. Numerous major roads washed out, bridges collapsed & evacuations taking place. http://t.co/T7VPYBGw4E | |
| mefi.2013:21:45 <+douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> Luther Jones, a notorious chicken thief, was cut in two by a train Sunday night. Nineteen chicken heads were found on his person. KY1898 | |
| mefi.2013:22:09 <+douglbutt> <BrowserTabs> The day is done. Time to close your browser tabs, shut down all applications, and maybe even give your computer a gentle reboot. | |
| mefi.2013:23:21 <+douglbutt> <NWS_WCATWC> Tsunami Info Stmt: M7.0 near the Kuril Islands, Russia 2006PDT Apr 18: Tsunami NOT expected; US west coast,BC,and AK #WCATWC | |
| mefi.2013:23:36 <+douglbutt> <W7VOA> Quakes in that area always a concern because of tsunami potential. But at ~M7.0 at that depth, likely nothing substantive generated. | |
| mefi.2013:01:22 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> BREAKING: WCVB TV: Homeland Security has arrived on scene in Watertown, MA following wild shootout | |
| mefi.2013:01:22 <+douglbutt> <passantino> WHDH: Large armored vehicle with tank-like appearance has arrived on scene with multiple officers in Watertown, MA | |
| mefi.2013:01:50 <+douglbutt> <ravisomaiya> Local resident says two men threw what appeared to be "pressure cooker bomb" at police. Bomb robot still on Laurel St, he says. | |
| mefi.2013:02:19 <+douglbutt> <GiantRascal> WCVB just apologized, and cut the video of the shootout because the guy recording said "fuck"... Seriously? THAT'S the horrifying thing? | |
| mefi.2013:02:23 <+douglbutt> <BostonGlobe> One Marathon bombing suspect has been caught, and another is on the loose in Watertown after a firefight with police, officials said. | |
| mefi.2013:02:27 <+douglbutt> <RyanMaue> Whoa, scanner -- shots fired -- 15 or more | |
| mefi.2013:02:34 <+douglbutt> <7News> BREAKING: From 7's Steve Cooper: According to source, 1 suspect dead, 2nd person on run. #7News | |
| mefi.2013:02:50 <+douglbutt> <RFJ09> I dont know what to believe about the #Watertown story, they keep mentioning social media n city cameras, the government is up to something | |
| mefi.2013:05:48 <+douglbutt> <nickrizzo> Tripathi is a North Indian Brahmin (Hindu) surname. Mulugeta is Ethiopian, which is mostly Christian. So they're probably not Muslims. | |
| mefi.2013:06:20 <+douglbutt> <R2_SNEweather> Charles Circle.... Cab with 4 suspects, several Middle Eastern individuals, pulled over at this time... | |
| mefi.2013:06:25 <+douglbutt> <NL2NZ> Nothing confirmed yet, teams going down to the cab | |
| mefi.2013:06:40 <+douglbutt> <AP> BREAKING: AP sources: Boston bomb suspects from Russia region near Chechnya, lived in US at least 1 year. -SS | |
| mefi.2013:06:46 <+douglbutt> <AP> BREAKING: AP: Surviving Boston bomb suspect identified as Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, 19, of Cambridge, Mass. -SS | |
| mefi.2013:07:12 <+douglbutt> <NotifyBoston> Residens of Watertown, Newton, Belmont, Cambridge and Allston/Brighton: continue to stay indoors until further notice. | |
| mefi.2013:07:19 <+douglbutt> <Boston_Police> For residents in the area of Comm and Charlesgate, police will be conducting a controlled detonation. | |
| mefi.2013:07:23 <+douglbutt> <nprnews> Third man has been arrested. He's being called an accomplice, not yet called a suspect, reports NPR's Dina Temple-Raston. | |
| mefi.2013:07:27 <+douglbutt> <WesleyLowery> Now in Cambridge, outside of apartment believed to be shared by suspects. State police have street blocked off http://t.co/4nJyk1g5wq | |
| mefi.2013:07:29 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> BREAKING: YouTube video of "terrorist" Dzhokhar Tsarnaev posted on his profile, "Caucasian Accents." @TimWilliamsCBS http://t.co/iJgkMvS6MG | |
| mefi.2013:07:43 <+douglbutt> <AP> Chechnya militants have previously targeted Russia, but Boston Marathon would be first attack in West: http://t.co/U4aQTGGcLS -SS | |
| mefi.2013:07:47 <+douglbutt> <KatyTurNBC> Brother's name is TAMERLAN TZARNAEV, 26, born in Russia. Became a legal permanent resident in 2007. Killed in shootout. #boston #manhunt | |
| mefi.2013:07:56 <+douglbutt> <jheil> “@DrGMLaTulippe: This week so bad, an Elvis-impersonating conspiracy theorist sent poison to Obama and THAT'S LIKE THE TENTH BIGGEST STORY | |
| mefi.2013:08:10 <+douglbutt> <BostonGlobe> One Marathon bombing suspect has been caught, and another is on the loose in Watertown after a firefight with police, officials said. | |
| mefi.2013:08:21 <+douglbutt> <4cast4you> "suspect is expected to be wearing suicide vest, use extreme caution" - scanner traffic | |
| mefi.2013:08:38 <+douglbutt> <akjohnson1922> Officers converging on Quimby Street and Willow street , guns drawn Military Police now pushing crowd back. #watertown | |
| mefi.2013:08:46 <+douglbutt> <WesleyLowery> Address believed to be apartment of suspects RT DylanByers: NBC: Third person is in police custody, arrested at 410 Norfolk St. in Cambridge | |
| mefi.2013:08:50 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> DEVELOPING: 4 people removed from house where officials have converged on Quinby Street in #Watertown, Mass. http://t.co/KRavDPU22E | |
| mefi.2013:09:08 <+douglbutt> <jaredbkeller> The'online postings' you're hearing about are from @dzhokhar_A, which was created…today. It's fake: https://t.co/8Zjw8fOOe8 | |
| mefi.2013:09:20 <+douglbutt> <boring_as_heck> *one guy on reddit posts his theory* Reddit did it. This was all us, yall. The future of news. *it's proven wrong* uh it was just one guy | |
| mefi.2013:09:22 <+douglbutt> <WGRZ> Police source: 2 Russian nationals pulled over in Niagara Falls; 4 suspicious backpacks in the car, robot & bomb techs on scene. | |
| mefi.2013:09:34 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> no, doublehappy, likely muslim | |
| mefi.2013:09:47 <+douglbutt> <baddadjokes> My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.#catastrophes | |
| mefi.2013:10:19 <+douglbutt> <7News> Students on UMass Dartmouth campus advised to seek shelter. Classes canceled, school closed today. #7News | |
| mefi.2013:10:20 <+douglbutt> <mathowie> .@bryanjbusch I'm asking myself "If you're going to bomb MIT, why start with a 7/11 robbery?" but then I remember I'm sane. | |
| mefi.2013:10:23 <+douglbutt> <juliweiner> Kid on CNN just described Tsarnaev as “an actual angel” who “smokes a little weed” but is not, like, “some foreign dude.” | |
| mefi.2013:10:24 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> #JFK and #LGA are 9 miles apart, but JFK visibility is 1/8th mile, LGA's is 10+ miles. #weather | |
| mefi.2013:10:29 <+douglbutt> <DanLouw> The Boston bombers were Chechen? If you're Chilean, Chinese or Czechoslovakian you might want to stay away from racists who can't spell. | |
| mefi.2013:10:42 <+douglbutt> <pattonoswalt> So, @CNN is reporting a "battle of the bands" between Boston and The Police. "I always liked 'More Than A Feeling'" adds John King. | |
| mefi.2013:10:46 <+douglbutt> <AdamGabbatt> Lots of activity just now in Watertown on Arsenal St, police yelling at press to stay back. Some officers have weapons drawn | |
| mefi.2013:10:47 <+douglbutt> <mpoindc> Per @PeteWilliamsNBC, police are concerned that the entire house at 410 Norfolk St may be booby-trapped. | |
| mefi.2013:11:09 <+douglbutt> <EvanMAllen> No one in or out of Watertown, per bpd spokes. @BostonDotCom | |
| mefi.2013:11:16 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> DEVELOPING: Media just asked to evacuate one area of [#Watertown]. Police [said] to run, & then hit the ground. - @KimLucey | |
| mefi.2013:11:22 <+douglbutt> <biannagolodryga> Just spoke w Dzhokhar's father Anzor for 2nd time. Says sons are innocent. "If they kill Dzhokhar, then I'm convinced he's framed by cops" | |
| mefi.2013:12:10 <+douglbutt> <J_tsar> Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people | |
| mefi.2013:12:12 <+douglbutt> <joshuatopolsky> You know it's a bad week when you're like, oh I forgot all about the guy who mailed ricin! | |
| mefi.2013:12:29 <+douglbutt> <MahmoudRamsey> "We see a dog, it is barking. It could be a K9 unit. We don't know. It is a dog." - CNN, not kidding. | |
| mefi.2013:12:42 <+douglbutt> <SamuelAAdams> Social Media's Five Stages of Grief: Panic, Retweet, Snark, Trolling, AutoTune. | |
| mefi.2013:12:48 <+douglbutt> <DunkinDonuts> @Sarcasticsapien At the direction of authorities, select DDs in the Boston area are open to serve law enforcement, first responders. ^JG | |
| mefi.2013:12:56 <+douglbutt> <ZaidJilani> Imagine if, in the wake of Boston, a drone was dispatched to strike the suspect, killing them and anyone w/in 500 feet. That's Yemen. | |
| mefi.2013:13:03 <+douglbutt> <J_tsar> Idk why it's hard for many of you to accept that 9/11 was an inside job, I mean I guess fuck the facts y'all are some real #patriots #gethip | |
| mefi.2013:13:20 <+douglbutt> <YesYoureRacist> ATTENTION, RACISTS: The Boston bombing suspects are from the actual Caucasus region, meaning they *literally could not be more Caucasian* | |
| mefi.2013:13:31 <+douglbutt> <muwxguy> Just in from @NWSSPC, a Tornado Watch will likely be issued soon from VA to SE PA, including DC/BWI, possibly Philly: http://t.co/ZqVbCrNlBC | |
| mefi.2013:13:43 <+douglbutt> <NBCConnecticut> CT state police news release: Boston area authorities' suspect might be driving 1999 Green Honda Civic, Mass. Red 116GC7 #breaking | |
| mefi.2013:14:14 <+douglbutt> <Boston_Police> #WANTED: Police seeking MA Plate: 116-GC7, ’99 Honda Sedan, Color - Green. Possible suspect car. Do not approach. http://t.co/IVCPtmVwRT | |
| mefi.2013:14:25 <+douglbutt> <MassStatePolice> Media reporting we are looking for a Honda Civic reg 116GC7, please note that we have that car. We are not looking for it. BOLO recalled | |
| mefi.2013:14:43 <+douglbutt> <JamesFallows> Based on what I've seen, MSNBC *way* ahead of Fox in assuming-as-fact Al Qaeda training, linkage, radicalization. | |
| mefi.2013:16:48 <+douglbutt> <AnnCoulter> It's too bad Suspect # 1 won't be able to be legalized by Marco Rubio, now. | |
| mefi.2013:16:51 <+douglbutt> <LeHoax> Since Chechnya is not UN recognized & missing on most maps, just to be sure: Czech Republic is a NATO allay, please don’t bomb it | |
| mefi.2013:16:52 <+douglbutt> <waxpancake> Yahoo’s shutting down Upcoming in their typical fuck-off style, with 11 days notice and no way to backup past events. More thoughts shortly. | |
| mefi.2013:16:59 <+douglbutt> <kirstenpowers10> Just b/c the bombing suspects were Muslim, that doesn't make it 'terrorism' any more than a crazy abortion clinic bomber is a terrorist. | |
| mefi.2013:18:02 <+douglbutt> <waxpancake> Yahoo’s shutting down Upcoming in their typical fuck-off style, with 11 days notice and no way to backup past events. More thoughts shortly. | |
| mefi.2013:18:05 <+douglbutt> <DunkinDonuts> @Sarcasticsapien At the direction of authorities, select DDs in the Boston area are open to serve law enforcement, first responders. ^JG | |
| mefi.2013:19:14 <+douglbutt> <capitalweather> Tornado WARNING for N Charles, SW PG co. til 7:30 p.m. Radar indicates poss tornado near Indian Head moving NE 30 mph. Seek shelter. | |
| mefi.2013:19:34 <+douglbutt> <passantino> WFXT: Source says police want to take suspect 2 alive, but may have explosives | |
| mefi.2013:19:49 <+douglbutt> <realsaramerica> And they stand by their story, despite all evidence to the contrary RT @jamescdownie: New York Post reports the boat is a Saudi national. | |
| mefi.2013:20:15 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> BREAKING: There is a fire on the boat, according to NBC's Pete Williams | |
| mefi.2013:20:28 <+douglbutt> <nbcnightlynews> Negotiator has arrived on the scene in #Watertown, Mass., officials tell NBC News | |
| mefi.2013:20:38 <+douglbutt> <BostonGlobe> BREAKING NEWS: Globe photographer can hear police say, "We know you're in there. Come out on your own terms. Come out with your hands up." | |
| mefi.2013:20:42 <+douglbutt> <peterogburn> Oh come on, Fox http://t.co/5oIOMiRA8M | |
| mefi.2013:21:11 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> Boston PD SWAT vehicle loudspeaker as it leaves scene: "Thank you, it was a pleasure." @jimgeraghty | |
| mefi.2013:21:14 <+douglbutt> <RachelFrankCT> Here comes the rain! Gusty winds, heavy rain, lightning all possible tonight from this cold front. http://t.co/fogurQlVrn | |
| mefi.2013:21:15 <+douglbutt> <ABC> No Miranda warning will be given to suspect, public safety exception is being invokved for limited and focused interrogation | |
| mefi.2013:21:17 <+douglbutt> <KagroX> Thanks for catching that guy, John Galt. | |
| mefi.2013:21:17 <+douglbutt> <NewsBreaker> BREAKING: WCVB: Suspect is "bleeding baldy, but he is alive" | |
| mefi.2013:22:37 <+douglbutt> <charlie_savage> In statement, Lindsey Graham & John McCain call for suspect to be held as enemy combatant w/out Miranda warnings or appointment of counsel. | |
| mefi.2013:22:46 <+douglbutt> <asymco> This is a false headline: Verizon iPhone sales tumble 33% - Apr. 18, 2013 http://t.co/LKPT9ZabWk | |
| mefi.2013:22:58 <+douglbutt> <erinscafe> Okay, real talk: who's this guy that's been on lockdown for like 20 hours, sees blood and is like let me lift the tarp and take a look-see? | |
| mefi.2013:23:00 <+douglbutt> <erinscafe> Okay, real talk: who's this guy that's been on lockdown for like 20 hours, sees blood and is like let me lift the tarp and take a look-see? | |
| mefi.2013:00:45 <+douglbutt> <GripedOnLifeEnt> I'm a terrorist bleeding in your boat, and your cut-rate insurance could leave you with the bill. Save yourself from mayhem like me #manhunt | |
| mefi.2013:10:18 <+douglbutt> <J_tsar> Gain knowledge, get women, acquire currency #livestrong | |
| mefi.2013:23:04 <+douglbutt> <miss_raej> Snarky guy in coffee queue eyes off my Bioshock Infinite t-shirt, suggests I "probably haven't even played it". So I told him the ending. | |
| mefi.2013:02:04 <+douglbutt> <jabyrd3> @douglbutt sorry for the rapid exit juffo, spilled some water on my case. | |
| mefi.2013:21:05 <+douglbutt> <totinos> It’s weird, sales of our Pizza Rolls always skyrocket on this day. #UnexplainedMysteries | |
| mefi.2013:14:53 <+douglbutt> <brownpau> Slept in a bit this morning, woke up to this epic battle. http://t.co/F84XTB9d7u | |
| mefi.2013:15:17 <+douglbutt> <TheMatthewKeys> Just got off the phone. Reuters has fired me, effective today. Our union will be filing a grievance. More soon. | |
| mefi.2013:20:49 <+douglbutt> <1050Hz> @worldchampdan RT @NBCNewsPictures: Fish swims by window in #GrandRapids, Mich., floodwaters http://t.co/9o1oW21hPw #flood #weather | |
| mefi.2013:20:57 <+douglbutt> <NBCNews> Boston bombing suspect tells investigators, in writing, he & his brother were not in touch w/ any overseas terror groups - @PeteWilliamsNBC | |
| mefi.2013:22:38 <+douglbutt> <neckro> Look ma, I made a #Minecraft video. http://t.co/CPuFQCjaTA | |
| mefi.2013:09:19 <+douglbutt> <EricFisherTWC> Most impressive record low I could find this morning - Sheridan, WY. Low of -1 beats the record for the date by a whopping 23 degrees! | |
| mefi.2013:11:56 <+douglbutt> <anthonyweiner> Speaking of smoking in the city, check out idea 36. http://t.co/QkRCRhn9T2 | |
| mefi.2013:11:56 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 16:52:34 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:12:20 <+douglbutt> <glen_perkins> If you like peeing in the snow, like I do, this has been a great spring!! | |
| mefi.2013:12:44 <+douglbutt> <Skilling> USDA reports NO corn has been planted in Indiana, Iowa, Wisconsin and Michigan. | |
| mefi.2013:13:16 <+douglbutt> <APEntertainment> The official @AP account has been hacked! No explosions at the White House, Barack Obama not injured. | |
| mefi.2013:13:17 <+douglbutt> <Max_Fisher> Ok, the AP hack is over, time to move on with our lives | |
| mefi.2013:14:20 <+douglbutt> <kibblesmith> Hey Congress, more like Gunshow Poophole because that's what you guys are. #FOLLOW @KIBBLESMITH ON #TWITTER...TODAY! | |
| mefi.2013:15:21 <+douglbutt> <ravisomaiya> Elvis impersonator suspected of mailing ricin to Obama is released, amid suspicion he was framed: http://t.co/MY4zV65xUa (via @DavidGrann) | |
| mefi.2013:15:27 <+douglbutt> <usNWSgov> #Duluth, Minn., has a new record! April 2013 is the snowiest month on record in Duluth with 51”: http://t.co/LheVH7lIV7 #NWS | |
| mefi.2013:16:46 <+douglbutt> <justinjm1> "Tamerlan took an interest in Infowars, a conspiracy theory website" http://t.co/O0Wko3EV6U | |
| mefi.2013:16:51 <+douglbutt> <DKThomp> With $145 billion cash on hand, Apple now has enough money to pay $470 to every American to *not* compare its cash figure to a nation's GDP. | |
| mefi.2013:19:43 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 23:49:55 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:51 <+douglbutt> <ball4ny> So, scum bag #2 in custody. Who wouldn't use torture on this punk to save more lives? | |
| mefi.2013:01:07 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Childress, TX, had a high of 92 yesterday. Today started with snow/sleet and a low of 36. http://t.co/IQ0YndXdDv | |
| mefi.2013:11:14 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> @douglbutt re grooveshark thing, awesome! | |
| mefi.2013:11:56 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 1:19:22 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:05 <+douglbutt> <weatherchannel> At noon CDT, 60-mph winds and possibly a tornado are heading directly for the heart of New Orleans (CBD, French Qtr etc). Take cover! | |
| mefi.2013:17:25 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> If you put a Manwich on a plate for a month, it won't decompose. Know why? Because it'll get eaten in the first minute. It's delicious. | |
| mefi.2013:18:36 <+douglbutt> <united> @srj68 We're glad to hear that, Stacey. ^EB | |
| mefi.2013:19:19 <+douglbutt> <GarySzatkowski> Some pretty odd echoes just showed up on KDOX Doppler radar. If those are birds, uh, that's a lot of birds. #pagingAlfredHitchcock | |
| mefi.2013:19:49 <+douglbutt> <GarySzatkowski> OK, its definitely birds. Here's my newest Twitter follower. @ACommonSeagull Coincidence. I think not. | |
| mefi.2013:21:34 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 6:23:32 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:09:38 <+douglbutt> <TheFunnyTeens> That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a life saber to open it. | |
| mefi.2013:10:34 <+douglbutt> <martinlofqvist> Try going back 50 years and explain that in the future the only way to prove you're human is by typing in very, very distorted text. | |
| mefi.2013:12:30 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 16:25:33 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:05 <+douglbutt> <HenriTroppmann> if yglesias was some kind of real ballsy contrarian he'd write a piece called 'west, texas is less safe than NYC and thats how it should be" | |
| mefi.2013:15:00 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 21:47:28 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:16:06 <+douglbutt> <douglbutt> moon: real? the answer may surprise you. this, and david icke, next | |
| mefi.2013:17:12 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 22:48:49 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:17:47 <+douglbutt> <SimonMaloy> Hi @GlennBeck, noticed your not tweeting about #2123b anymore, but the people need to know so I'm helping. http://t.co/ycaqFUC7e1 | |
| mefi.2013:19:07 <+douglbutt> <MikeDrucker> In Florida, I worked with a lady who would eat at T.G.I. Friday's every Friday because it "felt right." I never wonder what happened to her. | |
| mefi.2013:12:36 <+douglbutt> <peterbakernyt> Obama will sign the FAA bill, but @PressSec says "this is a Band Aid solution. It does not solve the bigger problem." | |
| mefi.2013:14:18 <+douglbutt> <ClinicEscort> Eek. @wmata, you have a little bit of a Google problem at the moment. Suggest you post some pix on Google+ like now. http://t.co/ebyBdbVmfo | |
| mefi.2013:14:57 <+douglbutt> <danreilly11> Well, we all just got laid off. AOL Music is finished. | |
| mefi.2013:15:21 <+douglbutt> <TweetsofOld> California has decided that a Chinaman cannot be naturalized under our laws, being neither white nor black. What is he? OH1878 | |
| mefi.2013:15:23 <+douglbutt> <whitehouse> Breaking: The White House is now on @Tumblr (and there will be GIFs). http://t.co/CX40lRs1jv, http://t.co/AX1rYqaaAx | |
| mefi.2013:15:24 <+douglbutt> <irondavy> I'll give you $5 if you put the new Daft Punk track in the middle of a Jamiroquai album, rename everything, and "leak" it. | |
| mefi.2013:15:37 <+douglbutt> <breakingweather> Today, Rochester, Mn., hit 60 degrees F for the first time in 2013, tying a record from 1951 for the latest date 60 F was hit. | |
| mefi.2013:16:14 <+douglbutt> <fourfirkins> To win free tickets, roll our 20 sided die in store. If you get a natural 20, you win two free tickets to the St Paul Summer Beer Fest! | |
| mefi.2013:16:19 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> @douglbutt THANK YOU VERY GOOD, BEAVIS | |
| mefi.2013:16:27 <+douglbutt> <holman> I wonder if the existence of Hacker News makes it harder for Y Combinator to fund good companies, since Hacker News is filled with assholes. | |
| mefi.2013:19:53 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> @douglbutt Lol, was going 9 mph over and got passed by a semi, which slowed right the fuck down when we both noticed the cop car up ahead | |
| mefi.2013:11:49 <+douglbutt> <barfcaptain> young man I found this in your room, now explain it http://t.co/FKRyTZ3VST | |
| mefi.2013:12:28 <+douglbutt> <Pinboard> Let me tell you a story about this one time a friend used anecdotal data, and it worked out great for them | |
| mefi.2013:20:28 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 7:43:27 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:20:41 <+douglbutt> <thomsonreuters> .@billyeichner was very polite, although I wouldn’t have minded if he had yelled at me #WHCD http://t.co/8brne1tbXS | |
| mefi.2013:22:14 <+douglbutt> <alexrubens> In Iceland, Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American. It’s amazing. http://t.co/Mx3cgme5JH | |
| mefi.2013:11:07 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 18:03:32 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:13:55 <+douglbutt> <alyankovic> If you'd like to chat, for the next 30 minutes I'll be at this airport phone booth: (206)248-9173. | |
| mefi.2013:13:58 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (4 days, 22:34:09 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:14:32 <+douglbutt> <NYCAviation> Anthony Foxx, the new Secretary of Transportation, has zero experience in the transportation field, so that's cool. | |
| mefi.2013:14:40 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 0:16:59 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:15:12 <+douglbutt> <crushingbort> "Remember," says Ray LaHood, "the true road to happiness is in your heart." Tears as the former DOT Secretary reverts to a '45 Ford pickup | |
| mefi.2013:16:53 <+douglbutt> <GoAngelo> For 2 years, detractors told us that our efforts weren't having an effect on Fox News or @glennbeck. They were wrong: http://t.co/SHrUT1JdmG | |
| mefi.2013:17:07 <+douglbutt> <FLOTUS> So proud of you, Jason Collins! This is a huge step forward for our country. We’ve got your back! -mo | |
| mefi.2013:20:31 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (2 days, 0:13:55 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:22:53 <+douglbutt> <typhoonfury> Zane looking very impressive on latest visible satellite imagery, heading for northern Queensland, Australia #cyclone http://t.co/Fo2TVYv1HO | |
| mefi.2013:23:52 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (3 days, 7:11:14 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:09:43 <+douglbutt> <DrDeke> @douglbutt ok seriously you jackers, someone plz find me a phone number I can call to listen to #npr. | |
| mefi.2013:12:17 <+douglbutt> <GuyFieri> For National Pretzel Day plz check out the Awesome Pretzel Cart and my foundation, CWK...http://t.co/dl6SwKYpUG http://t.co/2rtaKGpqvi | |
| mefi.2013:16:53 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (5 days, 23:33:57 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:18:13 <+douglbutt> <SenileDonDraper> Sprint. So crazy, it just won't work. | |
| mefi.2013:02:08 <+douglbutt> <cdnpunditry> @douglbutt enjoy your worms, #horseface | |
| mefi.2013:07:59 <+douglbutt> Thanks for posting this again. (1 day, 11:28:13 since last time) | |
| mefi.2013:10:01 <+douglbutt> <adamwwolf> Eventually, you realize there are so many worse things they could have done with it instead of bottling it. | |
| mefi.2013:10:02 <+douglbutt> <adamwwolf> Contributing to open source can be like joining a hackerspace. "Oh, this is so cool!" "Wait, are those bottles of pee?" | |
| mefi.2013:11:41 <+douglbutt> <RealTimeWWII> With Greek mainland conquered, Hitler has set a new, "final" date for Operation Barbarossa. Germany will invade the USSR on 22 June. | |
| mefi.2013:14:37 <+douglbutt> <MikeDrucker> After 29 years of sharing this planet with you losers, I finally own a virtual reality headset. See you never, jerks! http://t.co/qhkVnbxYxI | |
| mefi.2013:16:23 <+douglbutt> <john_overholt> Somehow NewsBlur got the idea I wanted to subscribe to Daring Fireball, but not see any posts by John Gruber. #itsohsoquiet | |
| mefi.2013:16:29 <+douglbutt> <dresdencodak> I don't know if Masters of the Universe is the *only* movie starring Frank Langella dressed as a skeleton, but it's probably the best one. | |
| mefi.2013:09:01 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> Another beautiful day with highs in the 70s across the interior, and lower to middle 60s along the coast. Clouds increase late. | |
| mefi.2013:09:03 <+douglbutt> <NWSBoston> A few showers possible late today, but here's look at April/last 7 days and how dry it's been in the northeast #NEwx http://t.co/jAZPP0yqkZ | |
| mefi.2013:09:23 <+douglbutt> <pathammer> Owatonna, MN this morning http://t.co/jf4AMtX7Vm | |
| mefi.2013:10:28 <+douglbutt> <NWSDesMoines> First time with observed #snow in May in Des Moines since May 6, 1991. PLEASE USE EXTRA CAUTION IF TRAVELLING! #iawx #iowaweather #nwsdmx | |
| mefi.2013:10:38 <+douglbutt> <birdchick> Minnesota peeps, if you have snow out your window, consider putting out orange halves or spreading peanut butter on sides of a tree trunk | |
| mefi.2013:10:45 <+douglbutt> <danieldrucker> Archer and QC are opposite universes. Both "now" |
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