garbagelimo · April 4, 2018 22:27
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 I'm looking for a young man named Donnavan in Milwaukee. We hooked up a couple of times and trying to meet up with you again. You're on Spring Break, a 2nd grade teacher from South Milwaukee, and I think you are ridiculously attractive. I also think you left your scarf. I have it, if you want it. :) You sang Nancy Sinatra, a song from Cabaret, and Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie. We talked a couple times in between songs. Well, it was 30 years ago tonight. I will never forget! I know we have both moved on but I just wanted to say goodbye, I love you and I still miss you! We were both checking out the books in the bargain section this afternoon. We made eye contact...I was a bit shy to approach you, but should have! Respond if you can to start up the possibilities... It's such a treat to interact with you, I find myself asking for your advice even when I know exactly what I need already. Don't seem to see any rings on your fingers, but I wish I had the guts to ask if you're attached to anybody. You were a stunning brunette sitting with family, I sat across from you having dinner. We made eye contact a few times. You had a Old Navy sweatshirt on. I'd like to say hi. We talked about naps and your pretty nails Tuesday lunch If your single hit me up. I was working at a liquor store yesterday for a little bit. When i got there, there was a super attractive older guy. He kept looking at me. Even when he left. He first saw me when i was at my car. Then he stared at me while i was in the liquor store. He was talking to the owner as if they knew each other. I didn't see a wedding ring. But my luck, he is married and he has a reason why he's not wearing his ring. If you are him, tell me the liquor store we were at and tell me what i looked like. Trust me, you know if you're the right guy. Super attractive older guy and too attractive to live in west bend. You were getting drinks at the bar with probably your gf and friends. I was getting drinks in the corner of the bar with my friends. We glanced at each other and made eye contact. You were uber cute. Let me know if you remember and tell me what I was wearing or looked like. Hi. I realize the chance is slim but I think we had a connection. I helped an older woman up who had fallen on the floor and needed assistance. You were super cute. We were both there with our kids and significant others. Let me know if you would like to chat. You were super cute in yer audi. i wish i woulda said something, but i just broke up with my boyfriend like 20 min before that. you looked super young so i doubt you'll see this, but let me know what's good for that backseat. So I've never done this, and it's probably a long shot. You work at Spectrum, and helped me get new cable boxes today. You were really nice, and good looking. You asked me if my ring was a wedding ring, and it's not. Your name starts with an A. If you're interested and see this send me an email. Tell me your name and something you remember about me so I know it's you. i was wearing a greenish coat and black shirt. it felt like we made a lot of eye contact/smiled, you bagged our groceries and i mentioned easter. We literally did bump into each other at Hockey Zone on Sunday, then stopped to apologize and made small talk for a few. We ended up talking again before I left when you said something about going to get a drink but before we could make plans you had some friends come in and we went our separate ways. You made a comment about the jersey I was wearing, let me know if interested in that drink, I know I am. You have a nice smile. I've been seeing you for a really long time; when I come to shop. We have talked very few times; mostly smiled and waves... I know you are a manager. You are always busy and working. I don't want to bother you. But, would love to know more about you. Can you tell me where we see eachother, and something about me? Your amazingly fit and I can only assume you know what your doing. Which makes you even more amazing. I missed my chance to say hi tonight. Closed mouths don't get fed. Next time I will be saying hi. We lost contact and wanting to see if you still want to get together for Tams birthday. We want to celebrate it next month. She really wants to get together again so it would be a great surprise. Saw you with your friend at the vape store today. Just want to tell you how nice looking you are. I wanted to compliment you on your bracelet, had one just like it years ago. If you like older men, let me know. If this is you, tell me what color truck your friend has, the one you were talking to in the parking lot. I know we both hate to admit it, but we did the right thing. I have no idea why I feel tied to you sometimes. Like I can still feel your pain, your unhappiness. Sometimes I close my eyes and still see your heart breaking in front of me when you realized you were losing me for good, that you just couldn't give me what I needed the most, you couldn't give me that relationship. You tried convincing me of alternative options as well, you nearly pleaded with me. You hated that someone else was going to keep me. I wanted so badly too hang onto our friendship, but you couldn't leave it at friendship. I tried so hard not to lose you from my life, be friends, nothing more, nothing less, be able to still talk and be ourselves. I even went to see your band play, you were upset that I had to leave with my friends before you were done playing. That was the last time I saw you. A few months later you left, which means you'll probably never see this and that my worries will never be answered. You left so suddenly. I'm not sure what the reasons for your leaving were. You sent me a last message, you were saying goodbye, trying to make the most of what you still had left, removing yourself from all temptation including social media, email, phone. I could tell being around me was hurting you. I regret hurting you so much. But I'm selfish, I miss the friendship we had the most, that weird connection where we both just knew what the other was going to say. We met at your the day you found out you were pregnant with #3 and I knew there was something special about you. After months of him and I hanging out we finally talked to eachother. I may have been drunk but I still remember every word that came out of your mouth that night. How could I forget with such a strange line up of questions. Seriously who leads off a first conversation asking how someone feels about circumcisions? But then again you are a little different and I think that's what I love about you most. As time went on our friendship grew and we finally admitted having feelings for eachother the day my boss celebrated their youngests birthday. However as things seem to always, this is when our relationship got complicated. You were still with him and even though I understood that I was never okay with it. We tried getting together despite the fact that it made your life harder. I'm sorry to have made it so. We finally stopped talking atleast for awhile and when we started talking we spent that night at your dad's when your power went out. I got you sushi for breakfast because I knew you were looking for some the week prior to no avail. But again my jealously of you and him got the best of me and I said somethings I'm sure you know I didn't mean but I never did apologize. I am truly sorry though. Idk you finally blocked me on fb tonight and idk why. Maybe you finally stopped hoping I'd try befriending you again? If that's the case I'm sorry but I don't think I could ever be just friends with you, but I also don't know if I could really be in a "real" relationship with you either. I lost trust in you. It's not your fault. I pushed you into moving to fast. I should have let you end things with him in your on your own time rather than have you cheat on him and ergo in my own fucked up mind cheat on me. Anyway I just wanted to get it all off my chest and let you know I still love you and the kids a miss you deeply. Not a day goes by I don't see y'alls faces or hear in my mind L saying "Shoes?Shoes?". You deserve to be happy and I really do hope the 4 of you find your happiness. Maybe one day before we die we will meet again and you can tell me about your crazy life and how amazing the kids grew up to be. Till then though. Goodbye. Br and rb can't help it but I wanna be all up in there.....making me mmmmmph with all that swagger. For sho, it's bout to go down. You know what I'm sayin. We are searching for the "gorgeous" mystery man with dirty blonde hair, stubbled facial hair and unforgettable smile that was possibly in your 20s and wearing tan carpenter pants shopping at Jeff's Spirits on Main in West Bend Wi around 4:10ish on 3-16-18. You bought a 30rack of PBR and 2 40oz cans of beer. Our friend nearly hit your car by pulling out in front of you with her white Pontiac G6. Our friend(cute chatty blond) apologized and you assured her it was alright and you were used to it because of Milwaukee drivers. If you think this might be you, speak up! We are hoping to track down our friends "lust at first sight"! You will probably never see this but I was a customer and you were the amazingly gorgeous woman working at steak escape in southridge. you told me I was very kind. I didn't have the courage to come back up and ask you to hangout but I'd love to spend some time with you. This is a complete long shot... but I saw you at my work today. You wanted a fruit tray with mostly strawberries. I really wanted to ask you out, but I thought it would have been very unprofessional. Hope to hear from you :)

 That can I;
 At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
 Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
 Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
 Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
 Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
 For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
 Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
 Well ratified by law and heraldry,
 Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
 Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
 Against the which, a moiety competent
 Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
 To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
 Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
 And carriage of the article design'd,
 His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
 Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
 Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
 Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
 For food and diet, to some enterprise
 That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
 As it doth well appear unto our state--
 But to recover of us, by strong hand
 And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
 So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
 Is the main motive of our preparations,
 The source of this our watch and the chief head
 Of this post-haste and romage in the land.
 Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
 Why this same strict and most observant watch
 So nightly toils the subject of the land,
 And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
 And foreign mart for implements of war;
 Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
 Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
 What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
 Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
 Who is't that can inform me?
 And then it started like a guilty thing
 Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
 The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
 Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
 Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
 Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
 The extravagant and erring spirit hies
 To his confine: and of the truth herein
 This present object made probation.
 It faded on the crowing of the cock.
 Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
 Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
 The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
 And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
 The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
 No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
 So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.
	I'm looking for a young man named Donnavan in Milwaukee. We hooked up a couple of times and trying to meet up with you again. You're on Spring Break, a 2nd grade teacher from South Milwaukee, and I think you are ridiculously attractive. I also think you left your scarf. I have it, if you want it. :) You sang Nancy Sinatra, a song from Cabaret, and Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie. We talked a couple times in between songs. Well, it was 30 years ago tonight. I will never forget! I know we have both moved on but I just wanted to say goodbye, I love you and I still miss you! We were both checking out the books in the bargain section this afternoon. We made eye contact...I was a bit shy to approach you, but should have! Respond if you can to start up the possibilities... It's such a treat to interact with you, I find myself asking for your advice even when I know exactly what I need already. Don't seem to see any rings on your fingers, but I wish I had the guts to ask if you're attached to anybody. You were a stunning brunette sitting with family, I sat across from you having dinner. We made eye contact a few times. You had a Old Navy sweatshirt on. I'd like to say hi. We talked about naps and your pretty nails Tuesday lunch If your single hit me up. I was working at a liquor store yesterday for a little bit. When i got there, there was a super attractive older guy. He kept looking at me. Even when he left. He first saw me when i was at my car. Then he stared at me while i was in the liquor store. He was talking to the owner as if they knew each other. I didn't see a wedding ring. But my luck, he is married and he has a reason why he's not wearing his ring. If you are him, tell me the liquor store we were at and tell me what i looked like. Trust me, you know if you're the right guy. Super attractive older guy and too attractive to live in west bend. You were getting drinks at the bar with probably your gf and friends. I was getting drinks in the corner of the bar with my friends. We glanced at each other and made eye contact. You were uber cute. Let me know if you remember and tell me what I was wearing or looked like. Hi. I realize the chance is slim but I think we had a connection. I helped an older woman up who had fallen on the floor and needed assistance. You were super cute. We were both there with our kids and significant others. Let me know if you would like to chat. You were super cute in yer audi. i wish i woulda said something, but i just broke up with my boyfriend like 20 min before that. you looked super young so i doubt you'll see this, but let me know what's good for that backseat. So I've never done this, and it's probably a long shot. You work at Spectrum, and helped me get new cable boxes today. You were really nice, and good looking. You asked me if my ring was a wedding ring, and it's not. Your name starts with an A. If you're interested and see this send me an email. Tell me your name and something you remember about me so I know it's you. i was wearing a greenish coat and black shirt. it felt like we made a lot of eye contact/smiled, you bagged our groceries and i mentioned easter. We literally did bump into each other at Hockey Zone on Sunday, then stopped to apologize and made small talk for a few. We ended up talking again before I left when you said something about going to get a drink but before we could make plans you had some friends come in and we went our separate ways. You made a comment about the jersey I was wearing, let me know if interested in that drink, I know I am. You have a nice smile. I've been seeing you for a really long time; when I come to shop. We have talked very few times; mostly smiled and waves... I know you are a manager. You are always busy and working. I don't want to bother you. But, would love to know more about you. Can you tell me where we see eachother, and something about me? Your amazingly fit and I can only assume you know what your doing. Which makes you even more amazing. I missed my chance to say hi tonight. Closed mouths don't get fed. Next time I will be saying hi. We lost contact and wanting to see if you still want to get together for Tams birthday. We want to celebrate it next month. She really wants to get together again so it would be a great surprise. Saw you with your friend at the vape store today. Just want to tell you how nice looking you are. I wanted to compliment you on your bracelet, had one just like it years ago. If you like older men, let me know. If this is you, tell me what color truck your friend has, the one you were talking to in the parking lot. I know we both hate to admit it, but we did the right thing. I have no idea why I feel tied to you sometimes. Like I can still feel your pain, your unhappiness. Sometimes I close my eyes and still see your heart breaking in front of me when you realized you were losing me for good, that you just couldn't give me what I needed the most, you couldn't give me that relationship. You tried convincing me of alternative options as well, you nearly pleaded with me. You hated that someone else was going to keep me. I wanted so badly too hang onto our friendship, but you couldn't leave it at friendship. I tried so hard not to lose you from my life, be friends, nothing more, nothing less, be able to still talk and be ourselves. I even went to see your band play, you were upset that I had to leave with my friends before you were done playing. That was the last time I saw you. A few months later you left, which means you'll probably never see this and that my worries will never be answered. You left so suddenly. I'm not sure what the reasons for your leaving were. You sent me a last message, you were saying goodbye, trying to make the most of what you still had left, removing yourself from all temptation including social media, email, phone. I could tell being around me was hurting you. I regret hurting you so much. But I'm selfish, I miss the friendship we had the most, that weird connection where we both just knew what the other was going to say. We met at your the day you found out you were pregnant with #3 and I knew there was something special about you. After months of him and I hanging out we finally talked to eachother. I may have been drunk but I still remember every word that came out of your mouth that night. How could I forget with such a strange line up of questions. Seriously who leads off a first conversation asking how someone feels about circumcisions? But then again you are a little different and I think that's what I love about you most. As time went on our friendship grew and we finally admitted having feelings for eachother the day my boss celebrated their youngests birthday. However as things seem to always, this is when our relationship got complicated. You were still with him and even though I understood that I was never okay with it. We tried getting together despite the fact that it made your life harder. I'm sorry to have made it so. We finally stopped talking atleast for awhile and when we started talking we spent that night at your dad's when your power went out. I got you sushi for breakfast because I knew you were looking for some the week prior to no avail. But again my jealously of you and him got the best of me and I said somethings I'm sure you know I didn't mean but I never did apologize. I am truly sorry though. Idk you finally blocked me on fb tonight and idk why. Maybe you finally stopped hoping I'd try befriending you again? If that's the case I'm sorry but I don't think I could ever be just friends with you, but I also don't know if I could really be in a "real" relationship with you either. I lost trust in you. It's not your fault. I pushed you into moving to fast. I should have let you end things with him in your on your own time rather than have you cheat on him and ergo in my own fucked up mind cheat on me. Anyway I just wanted to get it all off my chest and let you know I still love you and the kids a miss you deeply. Not a day goes by I don't see y'alls faces or hear in my mind L saying "Shoes?Shoes?". You deserve to be happy and I really do hope the 4 of you find your happiness. Maybe one day before we die we will meet again and you can tell me about your crazy life and how amazing the kids grew up to be. Till then though. Goodbye. Br and rb can't help it but I wanna be all up in there.....making me mmmmmph with all that swagger. For sho, it's bout to go down. You know what I'm sayin. We are searching for the "gorgeous" mystery man with dirty blonde hair, stubbled facial hair and unforgettable smile that was possibly in your 20s and wearing tan carpenter pants shopping at Jeff's Spirits on Main in West Bend Wi around 4:10ish on 3-16-18. You bought a 30rack of PBR and 2 40oz cans of beer. Our friend nearly hit your car by pulling out in front of you with her white Pontiac G6. Our friend(cute chatty blond) apologized and you assured her it was alright and you were used to it because of Milwaukee drivers. If you think this might be you, speak up! We are hoping to track down our friends "lust at first sight"! You will probably never see this but I was a customer and you were the amazingly gorgeous woman working at steak escape in southridge. you told me I was very kind. I didn't have the courage to come back up and ask you to hangout but I'd love to spend some time with you. This is a complete long shot... but I saw you at my work today. You wanted a fruit tray with mostly strawberries. I really wanted to ask you out, but I thought it would have been very unprofessional. Hope to hear from you :)

	That can I;
	At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
	Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
	Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
	Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
	Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
	For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
	Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
	Well ratified by law and heraldry,
	Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
	Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
	Against the which, a moiety competent
	Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
	To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
	Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
	And carriage of the article design'd,
	His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
	Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
	Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
	Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
	For food and diet, to some enterprise
	That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
	As it doth well appear unto our state--
	But to recover of us, by strong hand
	And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
	So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
	Is the main motive of our preparations,
	The source of this our watch and the chief head
	Of this post-haste and romage in the land.
	Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
	Why this same strict and most observant watch
	So nightly toils the subject of the land,
	And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
	And foreign mart for implements of war;
	Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
	Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
	What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
	Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
	Who is't that can inform me?
	And then it started like a guilty thing
	Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
	The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
	Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
	Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
	Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
	The extravagant and erring spirit hies
	To his confine: and of the truth herein
	This present object made probation.
	It faded on the crowing of the cock.
	Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
	Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
	The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
	And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
	The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
	No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
	So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.
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