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I found the best way to outfox the foxes was to get an old steel rabbit trap, put it in an old car tyre...
fill with leaves etc. to conceal the trap. Place dog food inside the rim of the tyre and leave over night. Wallah!
Just make sure you calculate the radius of destruction. Trap + chain + length of fox spinning violently.
You'll also need a sharp axe and an angry dog. Get the dog to snarl at the trapped fox and the fox will stretch his neck out, focusing on the dog.
Whilst this is happening, lift the axe above you head and drop it swiftly on the fox's neck. ( Just make sure you don't miss and cut your foot off.) Enjoy!!
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