| SEASON 5 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Stewie Loves Lois | |||
| 2. Mother Tucker | |||
| 3. Hell Comes to Quahog | |||
| 4. Saving Private Brian | |||
| 5. Whistle While Your Wife Works | |||
| 6. Prick Up Your Ears | |||
| 7. Chick Cancer | |||
| 8. Barely Legal | |||
| 9. Road to Rupert | |||
| 10. Peter's Two Dads | |||
| 11. The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou | |||
| 12. Airport '07 | |||
| 13. Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey | |||
| 14. No Meals on Wheels | |||
| 15. Boys Do Cry | |||
| 16. No Chris Left Behind | |||
| 17. It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One | |||
| 18. Meet the Quagmires |
| SEASON 6 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
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| 1. Blue Harvest | |||
| 2. Movin' Out (Brian's Song) | |||
| 3. Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air | |||
| 4. Stewie Kills Lois | |||
| 5. Lois Kills Stewie | |||
| 6. Padre de Familia | |||
| 7. Peter's Daughter | |||
| 8. McStroke | |||
| 9. Back to the Woods | |||
| 10. Play It Again, Brian | |||
| 11. The Former Life of Brian | |||
| 12. Long John Peter |
| SEASON 7 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Love Blactually | |||
| 2. I Dream of Jesus | |||
| 3. Road to Germany | |||
| 4. Baby Not on Board | |||
| 5. The Man with Two Brians | |||
| 6. Tales of a Third Grade Nothing | |||
| 7. Ocean's Three and a Half | |||
| 8. Family Gay | |||
| 9. The Juice Is Loose! | |||
| 10. FOX-y Lady | |||
| 11. Not All Dogs Go to Heaven | |||
| 12. 420 | |||
| 13. Stew-Roids | |||
| 14. We Love You Conrad | |||
| 15. Three Kings | |||
| 16. Peter's Progress |
| SEASON 8 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Road to the Multiverse | |||
| 2. Family Goy | |||
| 3. Spies Reminiscent of Us | |||
| 4. Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | |||
| 5. Hannah Banana | |||
| 6. Quagmire's Baby | |||
| 7. Jerome Is the New Black | |||
| 8. Dog Gone | |||
| 9. Business Guy | |||
| 10. Big Man on Hippocampus | |||
| 11. Dial Meg for Murder | |||
| 12. Extra Large Medium | |||
| 13. Go, Stewie, Go! | |||
| 14. Peter-assment | |||
| 15. Brian Griffin's House of Payne | |||
| 16. April in Quahog | |||
| 17. Brian & Stewie | |||
| 18. Quagmire's Dad | |||
| 19. The Splendid Source | |||
| 20. Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | |||
| 21. Partial Terms of Endearment |
| SEASON 9 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. And Then There Were Fewer | |||
| 2. Excellence in Broadcasting | |||
| 3. Welcome Back, Carter | |||
| 4. Halloween on Spooner Street | |||
| 5. Baby, You Knock Me Out | |||
| 6. Brian Writes a Bestseller | |||
| 7. Road to the North Pole | |||
| 8. New Kidney in Town | |||
| 9. And I'm Joyce Kinney | |||
| 10. Friends of Peter G. | |||
| 11. German Guy | |||
| 12. The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair | |||
| 13. Trading Places | |||
| 14. Tiegs for Two | |||
| 15. Brothers & Sisters | |||
| 16. The Big Bang Theory | |||
| 17. Foreign Affairs | |||
| 18. It's a Trap! |
| SEASON 10 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Lottery Fever | |||
| 2. Seahorse Seashell Party | |||
| 3. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q | |||
| 4. Stewie Goes for a Drive | |||
| 5. Back to the Pilot | |||
| 6. Thanksgiving | |||
| 7. Amish Guy | |||
| 8. Cool Hand Peter | |||
| 9. Grumpy Old Man | |||
| 10. Meg and Quagmire | |||
| 11. The Blind Side | |||
| 12. Livin' on a Prayer | |||
| 13. Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream | |||
| 14. Be Careful What You Fish For | |||
| 15. Burning Down the Bayit | |||
| 16. Killer Queen | |||
| 17. Forget-Me-Not | |||
| 18. You Can't Do That on Television, Peter | |||
| 19. Mr. & Mrs. Stewie | |||
| 20. Leggo My Meg-O | SCRIPT | ||
| 21. Tea Peter | SCRIPT | SCRIPT | SCRIPT |
| 22. Viewer Mail #2 | |||
| 23. Internal Affairs |
| SEASON 11 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Into Fat Air | |||
| 2. Ratings Guy | |||
| 3. The Old Man and the Big 'C' | |||
| 4. Yug Ylimaf | |||
| 5. Joe's Revenge | |||
| 6. Lois Comes Out of Her Shell | |||
| 7. Friends Without Benefits | |||
| 8. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! | |||
| 9. Space Cadet | |||
| 10. Brian's Play | |||
| 11. The Giggity Wife | |||
| 12. Valentine's Day in Quahog | SCRIPT | SCRIPT | |
| 13. Chris Cross | SCRIPT | ||
| 14. Call Girl | SCRIPT | ||
| 15. Turban Cowboy | |||
| 16. 12 and a Half Angry Men | |||
| 17. Bigfat | |||
| 18. Total Recall | |||
| 19. Save the Clam | |||
| 20. Farmer Guy | |||
| 21. Roads to Vegas | |||
| 22. No Country Club for Old Men |
| SEASON 12 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Finders Keepers | |||
| 2. Vestigial Peter | |||
| 3. Quagmire's Quagmire | |||
| 4. A Fistful of Meg | |||
| 5. Boopa-dee Bappa-dee | |||
| 6. Life of Brian | |||
| 7. Into Harmony's Way | |||
| 8. Christmas Guy | |||
| 9. Peter Problems | SCRIPT | ||
| 10. Grimm Job | SCRIPT | ||
| 11. Brian's a Bad Father | SCRIPT | ||
| 12. Mom's the Word | |||
| 13. 3 Acts of God | SCRIPT | ||
| 14. Fresh Heir | SCRIPT | ||
| 15. Secondhand Spoke | |||
| 16. Herpe, the Love Sore | |||
| 17. The Most Interesting Man in the World | |||
| 18. Baby Got Black | |||
| 19. Meg Stinks! | |||
| 20. He's Bla-ack! | |||
| 21. Chap Stewie |
| SEASON 13 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. The Simpsons Guy | |||
| 2. The Book of Joe | |||
| 3. Baking Bad | |||
| 4. Brian the Closer | |||
| 5. Turkey Guys | |||
| 6. The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin | |||
| 7. Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | |||
| 8. Our Idiot Brian | |||
| 9. This Little Piggy | |||
| 10. Quagmire's Mom | |||
| 11. Encyclopedia Griffin | |||
| 12. Stewie Is Enceinte | |||
| 13. Dr. C and the Women | |||
| 14. #JOLO | |||
| 15. Once Bitten | |||
| 16. Roasted Guy | |||
| 17. Fighting Irish | |||
| 18. Take My Wife |
| SEASON 14 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Pilling Them Softly | |||
| 2. Papa Has a Rollin' Son | |||
| 3. Guy, Robot | |||
| 4. Peternormal Activity | |||
| 5. Peter, Chris, & Brian | |||
| 6. Peter's Sister | |||
| 7. Hot Pocket-Dial | |||
| 8. Brokeback Swanson | |||
| 9. A Shot in the Dark | |||
| 10. Candy, Quahog Marshmallow | |||
| 11. The Peanut Butter Kid | |||
| 12. Scammed Yankees | |||
| 13. An App a Day | |||
| 14. Underage Peter | |||
| 15. A Lot Going on Upstairs | |||
| 16. The Heartbreak Dog | |||
| 17. Take a Letter | |||
| 18. The New Adventures of Old Tom | |||
| 19. Run, Chris, Run | |||
| 20. Road to India |
| SEASON 15 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. The Boys in the Band | |||
| 2. Bookie of the Year | |||
| 3. American Gigg-olo | |||
| 4. Inside Family Guy | |||
| 5. Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date | |||
| 6. Hot Shots | |||
| 7. High School English | |||
| 8. Carter and Tricia | |||
| 9. How the Griffin Stole Christmas | |||
| 10. Passenger Fatty-Seven | |||
| 11. Gronkowsbees | |||
| 12. Peter's Def Jam | |||
| 13. The Finer Strings | |||
| 14. The Dating Game | |||
| 15. Cop and a Half-wit | |||
| 16. Saturated Fat Guy | |||
| 17. Peter's Lost Youth | |||
| 18. The Peter Principal | |||
| 19. Dearly Deported | |||
| 20. A House Full of Peters |
| SEASON 16 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Emmy-Winning Episode | |||
| 2. Foxx in the Men House | |||
| 3. Nanny Goats | |||
| 4. Follow the Money | |||
| 5. Three Directors | |||
| 6. The D in Apartment 23 | |||
| 7. Petey IV | |||
| 8. Crimes and Meg's Demeanor | |||
| 9. Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas | |||
| 10. Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) | |||
| 11. Dog Bites Bear | |||
| 12. Send in Stewie, Please | |||
| 13. V Is For Mystery | |||
| 14. Veteran Guy | |||
| 15. The Woof of Wall Street | |||
| 16. 'Family Guy' Through the Years | |||
| 17. Switch the Flip | |||
| 18. HTTPete | |||
| 19. The Unkindest Cut | |||
| 20. Are You There God? It's Me, Peter |
| SEASON 17 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Married... With Cancer | |||
| 2. Dead Dog Walking | |||
| 3. Pal Stewie | |||
| 4. Big Trouble in Little Quahog | |||
| 5. Regarding Carter | |||
| 6. Stand by Meg | |||
| 7. The Griffin Winter Games | |||
| 8. Con Heiress | |||
| 9. Pawtucket Pete | |||
| 10. Hefty Shades of Gray | |||
| 11. Trump Guy | |||
| 12. Bri, Robot | |||
| 13. Trans-Fat | |||
| 14. Family Guy Lite | |||
| 15. No Giggity, No Doubt | |||
| 16. You Can't Handle the Booth | |||
| 17. Island Adventure | |||
| 18. Throw It Away | |||
| 19. Girl, Internetted | |||
| 20. Adam West High |
| SEASON 18 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Yacht Rocky | |||
| 2. Bri-Da | |||
| 3. Absolutely Babulous | |||
| 4. Disney's The Reboot | |||
| 5. Cat Fight | |||
| 6. Peter & Lois' Wedding | |||
| 7. Heart Burn | |||
| 8. Shanksgiving | |||
| 9. Christmas is Coming | |||
| 10. Connie's Celica | |||
| 11. Short Cuts | |||
| 12. Undergrounded | |||
| 13. Rich Old Stewie | |||
| 14. The Movement | |||
| 15. Baby Stewie | |||
| 16. Start Me Up | |||
| 17. Coma Guy | |||
| 18. Better Off Meg | |||
| 19. Holly Bibble | |||
| 20. Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) |
| SEASON 19 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Stewie's First Word | |||
| 2. The Talented Mr. Stewie | |||
| 3. Boys & Squirrels | |||
| 4. CutawayLand | |||
| 5. La Famiglia Guy | |||
| 6. Meg's Wedding | |||
| 7. Wild Wild West | |||
| 8. Pawtucket Pat | |||
| 9. The First No L | |||
| 10. Fecal Matters | |||
| 11. Boy's Best Friend | |||
| 12. And Then There's Fraud | |||
| 13. PeTerminator | |||
| 14. The Marrying Kind | |||
| 15. Customer of the Week | |||
| 16. Who's Brian Now? | |||
| 17. Young Parent Trap | |||
| 18. Meg Goes to College | |||
| 19. Family Cat | |||
| 20. Tales of Former Sports Glory |
| SEASON 20 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. LASIK Instinct | |||
| 2. Rock Hard | |||
| 3. Must Love Dogs | |||
| 4. 80's Guy | |||
| 5. Brief Encounter | |||
| 6. Cootie & The Blowhard | |||
| 7. Peterschmidt Manor | |||
| 8. The Birthday Bootlegger | |||
| 9. The Fatman Always Rings Twice | |||
| 10. Christmas Crime | |||
| 11. Mister Act | |||
| 12. The Lois Quagmire | |||
| 13. Lawyer Guy | |||
| 14. HBO-No | |||
| 15. Hard Boiled Meg | |||
| 16. Prescription Heroine | |||
| 17. All About Alana | |||
| 18. Girlfriend, Eh? | |||
| 19. First Blood | |||
| 20. Jersey Bore |
| SEASON 21 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Oscars Guy | |||
| 2. Bend or Blockbuster | |||
| 3. A Wife-Changing Experience | |||
| 4. The Munchurian Candidate | |||
| 5. Unzipped Code | |||
| 6. Happy Holo-ween | |||
| 7. The Stewaway | |||
| 8. Get Stewie | |||
| 9. Carny Knowledge | |||
| 10. The Candidate | |||
| 11. Love Story Guy | |||
| 12. Old West | |||
| 13. Single White Dad | |||
| 14. White Meg Can't Jump | |||
| 15. Adoptation | |||
| 16. The Bird Reich | |||
| 17. A Bottle Episode | |||
| 18. Vat Man and Rob 'Em | |||
| 19. From Russia With Love | |||
| 20. Adult Education |
| SEASON 22 | SUBSLIKESCRIPT | Springfield! Springfield! | TV Show Transcripts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Fertilized Megg | |||
| 2. Supermarket Pete | |||
| 3. A Stache From the Past | |||
| 4. Old World Harm | |||
| 5. Baby, It's Cold Inside | |||
| 6. Boston Stewie | |||
| 7. Snap(ple) Decision | |||
| 8. Baking Sad | |||
| 9. The Return of the King (of Queens) | |||
| 10. Cabin Pressure | |||
| 11. Teacher's Heavy Pet | |||
| 12. Take This Job and Love It | |||
| 13. Lifeguard Meg | |||
| 14. Fat Actor | |||
| 15. Faith No More | |||
| 16. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater | |||
| 17. Gift of the White Guy |