What do you call...	_
a presidential lacrosse player's pig's social network	a bro's ham's linkedin
an online store for throat lozenges	cough eshop
it when two people crouched fight over tea	chai knees feud
mucus that floats	phlegm buoyant
the space between a soul singer's intervals	throatis leading
your favorite knife after it's been knighted?	Sir Rated

Did you hear about...	_
the woman who speed dated a bunch of hesitant guys	yeah, she was going through men who pause

What...	_
kind of car did Chewbacca buy his kid?	A Hairy Son Ford