Theodore Robert Cackowski owskio

Each of these commands will run an ad hoc http static server in your current (or specified) directory, available at http://localhost:8000. Use this power wisely.

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Python 2.x

$ python -m SimpleHTTPServer 8000

	# install openjdk
	sudo apt-get install openjdk-7-jdk

	# download android sdk
	wget http://dl.google.com/android/android-sdk_r24.2-linux.tgz

	tar -xvf android-sdk_r24.2-linux.tgz
	cd android-sdk-linux/tools

	# install all sdk packages

	open System
	open System.IO
	open System.Net

	let root = @"c:\inetpub\wwwroot"
	let listener = new HttpListener()
	listener.Prefixes.Add "http://*:8080/"
	listener.Start ()

	let rec procreq ():(unit->unit) =

	// ===================
	// Monadic parsing in F#
	// by Murat Girgin
	// Translated from "Monadic parsing in Haskell" paper by Graham Hutton & Erik Meijer
	// Source: http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~gmh/pearl.pdf
	// ===================

	#nowarn "40"

	// ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

	open System.IO
	open System.Threading

	let rec filesUnder basePath =
	seq {
	yield! Directory.GetFiles(basePath)
	for subDir in Directory.GetDirectories(basePath) do
	yield! filesUnder subDir
	}

	function ?
	{
	padleft=""; padright=""; title="$(pwd)"
	padleftcount="$(( ($COLUMNS - ${#title})/2 ))"
	while [ ${#padleft} -lt $padleftcount ] ; do padleft+=" "; done
	function progress { echo $((${#padleft} + ${#title} + ${#padright})); }
	while [ $(progress) -lt $COLUMNS ] ; do padright+=" " ; done
	echo -e "\n\e[1;4;37;40m${padleft}${title}${padright}\e[0m"
	ls "$@" && echo "";
	}