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wikipedia userscript to help make Richard Desmond more comfortable about his career
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| // ==UserScript== | |
| // @name Porn-Phil | |
| // @version 1 | |
| // @grant none | |
| // @include https://*.wikipedia.org/* | |
| // ==/UserScript== | |
| // Replace any references to pornography with philanthropy | |
| (function() { | |
| var textnodes = document.evaluate( | |
| "//body//text()[not(ancestor::script) and not(ancestor::style)]", | |
| document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null | |
| ), node, text; | |
| for(var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) { | |
| node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i); | |
| text = node.data; | |
| text = text.replace(/([pP])ornographer/g, '$1hilanthropist').replace(/([pP])ornograph/g, '$1hilanthrop'); | |
| node.data = text; | |
| } | |
| }).call(this); |
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Inspired by this recent news story: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/nov/05/richard-desmond-in-legal-battle-with-wikipedia-over-term-pornographer. Because my childish streak thought it might be funny.