Ladies and Gentlemen of the United Nations, esteemed delegates from across the galaxy, representatives of worlds both free and oppressed—I am Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, former Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, and enforcer of the Galactic Empire. I stand before you today not as a conqueror, but as a being seeking understanding in this chamber of interstellar diplomacy. Thank you for granting me this audience, even as the echoes of my past actions reverberate through the stars.
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