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Breaking the Bathroom - Linkin Poop

Suggestions by: Esthartay Completely erased and deleted without my consent by: GitHub

[Verse I]
Memories consume, like opening the wound
I'm having a-la-carte again
You all assume, I just finish my soup
I feel I have to shart again

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want to be the one, to always be excused
'Cause inside I realize, I really have to poo

[Chorus]
I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why I have to scream
I don't know why I asparthame, I know it leads to shite
So I'm breaking the bathroom
I'm breaking the bathroom, tonight

[Verse II]
Just like before, I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more, than every time before
I run to the bathroom again

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want to be the one, my bowels always goo
'Cause inside I realize, I need to use the loo

[Chorus]
I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why my poo's like pee
I don't know why I have cherries, I know they have sulphites
So I'm breaking the bathroom
I'm breaking the bathroom
I'm breaking the bathroom, tonight

[Bridge]
THE SHITE IS ON THE WALLS
TRUST, IT'S NOT MY FAULT
I'LL NEVER EAT AGAIN
IT'S COMING OUT BOTH ENDS

[Chorus]
I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why my poo's like pee
I don't know why I have cherries, I know it leads to shite
So I'm breaking the bathroom
Breaking the bathroom
I'm breaking the bathroom, tonight

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