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Poo Divide - Linkin Poop

[Verse I - Chester Bennington]
I remembered black shites
[The sharts were / Toilet shards] all around me
I remembered each splash
As time began to blur
Like a startling sign
That fate had finally found me

Clogging - Linkin Poop

[Chorus: Chester Bennington]
Poop is on my skin
The poop is on my heel
He is what befalls
He scooches and it smears

[Verse I: Chester Bennington]
There's something inside him that poops on the floor surface

Breaking the Bathroom - Linkin Poop

Suggestions by: Esthartay Completely erased and deleted without my consent by: GitHub

[Verse I]
Memories consume, like opening the wound
I'm having a-la-carte again
You all assume, I just finish my soup
I feel I have to shart again

For Whom Toilet Bowls / Shites of Lightning - Metpoopica

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Make his fight, through the shite, in the early day
It's like a krill is inside!
Shouts and grunts, on he runs, through the endless pain
On he fights, as he plights, to make it the toilet's way
Take a pill, to not kill, every toilet bowl

I Hear You Pooping - Blob

[Verse 1]
I've told you now about the fourth time, baby
Read the label, don't assume that it's safe
Won't eat dinner, now myself I've disgraced
I've been around about your hood, I'm looking for a
Nearby washroom to run away
To the bathroom, now get out of my way
Feels like ages since my bowels' been released

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McSnurtle / gradle.md
Last active May 20, 2025 19:40
Logs from failed gradle compiling of ReTerraForged

Running:

openjdk 21.0.7 2025-04-15
OpenJDK Runtime Environment (build 21.0.7+6)
OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (build 21.0.7+6, mixed mode, sharing)
[mc-snurtle@chonkinator ReTerraForged]$ gradle --version

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Gradle 8.13
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McSnurtle / total_per_person_demo.py
Last active May 9, 2025 17:10
This is a demo-only version of the function `utils.calculator.total_per_person()` modified for readability and explanation. The original code can be found in the receipt-calculator repo by Mc_Snurtle at https://github.com/McSnurtle/receipt-calculator
# This is a demo-only version of the function `utils.calculator.total_per_person()`
# modified for readability and explanation
def total_per_person_demo(receipt: Receipt) -> Dict[str, float]:
"""Calculates the total amount of money owed per person on the receipt based on what they
purchased.
Args:
receipt (Receipt): The receipt object containing the user / purchase data to calculate
Returns:

A Warrior's Call - Volbeat

Misheard Lyrics

[Verse I]
Let's get Rady to rumpa
Feel the fires into the ray
The spies are lonely dont hide a whale
The sleigh o' Santa will break you in two
You will feel all his power

Master of Pooping - Metpoopica

[Verse 1]
End of your whole day, sharts have come to play
Eating leads to self destruction / Leading on rectum eruption
Veins that pump with fear, making bowels clear
Leading to your days disruption

Smell me, you will see
Run fast, far away

Enter Poopman - Metpoopica

[Intro]
Say your prayers, little one
Don’t forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes