[Verse 1]
I've told you now about the fourth time, baby
Read the label, don't assume that it's safe
Won't eat dinner, now myself I've disgraced
I've been around about your hood, I'm looking for a
Nearby washroom to run away
To the bathroom, now get out of my way
Feels like ages since my bowels' been released
I've been caught up with a handful of new sensations
[Pre-Chorus]
I hear you pooping, pooping away into the night
It's high-FODMAP, and I know that
[Chorus]
I've told you now about the fifth time, baby
And now the smell is getting up in my face
It's repulsive, now myself I've disgraced
Mashed potatoes are comin', I've got to go now
I'm doin' circles round your hood, I'm lookin' for a
Toilet free here in this place
Need a bathroom, now get out of my way
Feels like ages since my bowels' been released
I've been caught up with a handful of new sensations
[Post-Chorus]
I hear you pooping, pooping out the light in the day
It had sulphites, and I know that
[Solo]
[Bridge]
I hear you pooping, droppin' logs straight into the night
And it's all gas, and I know that
I hear you pooping, fartin' shartin' into the night
It's not solid, I can hear that
[Outro]
I hear you pooping, echoing out into the night
Aspartame's bad, and I know that
I hear you pooping, breaking toilets all through the night
It's rock solid, I can hear that
I hear you pooping, starting fires into the night
Need heating pads, and I know that
I hear you pooping, pooping out the light in the day
It had sulphites, and I know that
I hear you pooping, pooping away into the night
It's high-FODMAP, and I know that