[Intro]
Say your prayers, little one
Don’t forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes
[Pre-Chorus]
Pooping with one eye open
Gripping your toilet tight
[Chorus]
Exit: shite
Into: the night
Wipe with both hands
I'm blastin' off won't ever land
[Verse 1]
Turds are long, scat 'n' shite
Heavy dumps tonight
Now the tiles aren’t Snow White
Liquid poops, hit the floor
Now for dragon’s fire
Test endurance and might
[Pre-Chorus]
Poopin' with one eye open
Grippin' your toilet tight
[Chorus]
Exit: shite
Into: the night
Wipe with both hands
I'm blastin' off won't ever land
[Bridge]
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I poop before I wake
Pray the Lord my soul to take
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s just the gas from garlic bread
In your stomach, out to the bed
[Chorus]
Exit: shite
Into: the night
What a scam
Exit: shite
Into: the night
Wipe with both hands
I'm blastin' off won't ever land